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One Does Not Simply Review A Site Like This AV…when it’s as unique and wacky as this one.When reviewing thisav.com, I wasn’t sure whether or not it was programmed by an amateur, horny yet driven 12-year-old or a particularly sophisticated but still limited AI. Some aspects of the site run well, while others are either broken or ugly as shit.In a certain sense, this site is a perfect representation of the phrase “welcome to the internet.” So, buckle up fuckers, this review is going to be a...
Asian Porn SitesReddit Jizzed To This, aka r/JizzedToThis! Every day, hundreds of thousands and maybe even millions of people jack off to all kinds of porn and various alternative XXX content. But that whole process has its peaks and valleys - sometimes you don’t stroke it too hard while watching certain kinds of content, and suddenly you play one video that catches your eye, and you start beating your meat vigorously until you blow a load and stars start spinning around your head.Well, that content which you...
Reddit NSFW ListThis Vid is a pretty mundane name for a website. It’s generic as hell, and clean enough that it could even be the next obnoxious video loop app for teens. Well, maybe in an alternate universe. In our world, ThisVid is a free video-sharing site. In fact, it’s the #1 Place For Your Homemade Videos, according to the tagline above the logo. What kind of vids are we talking about? I think you already have a good idea.I am going to warn you up front, though: ThisVid.com ain’t your typical free tube....
Fetish Porn SitesI thought this up and threw it down over the course of like three days, like the first Black Heart Procession album; so, like the first Black Heart Procession album, the spirit is there, but the execution may be a tad spotty. Big ups to everybody who likes my work. (Note: there's a reference to Speilberg/Kubrick's A.I. Nothing big, but ah, it may be a spoiler. Just so you know.) Oh, ah, right, this is filthy: there are drugs and sex and tolerance of homosexuals and stuff. If your...
On Wednesday, February 28, 2018, 11:55:15 PM GMT, Kirsten Clarke wrote: Wednesday 28th February. My period started tonight, just before going to bed, so I'm lying here wearing one of the black, lace trimmed underskirts I sleep in, wearing a bra as a treat for an hour or so - lemon, Chloe by Boux Avenue. It's a touch tight, but I'm hoping to lose a little weight one day. Besides, when I've been fitted in the past the women have always said to wear my...
Donna came into the room holding her cellphone and said to her husband, "Dear, it will have to be a raincheck on making pottery tonight. Alice called, she sounds really down." Martin Gahan was as happy as a poker player holding the nuts when his wife said she had to cancel their plans for the night. He loved spending time with his wife, but wanted to actually be the poker player holding the nuts tonight instead. His friends threw together a spur of the moment poker game for this...
At 9 am the heat of the sun had hit Dan Carney like a wall of fire. Scrambling his six-foot frame into his van had been like squeezing into an oven. On the road with the windows wide open allowed the rush of warm air to give some relief. He reckoned that it had to be the hottest day ever. He pulled the peak of his baseball cap lower to counter the glare of the sun.How he wished he could afford a van with air conditioning. But his art work was not yet earning him enough to take such extravagant...
Love StoriesThis Spell Disaster For you Boss My name is Robert Cole and I have been working for Tandon Art's (Italian artifacts company) in the US for the past 10 years now. Our company's owner Bill Tandon. The last few years his company has been declining in sales and profits. In fact a couple of months ago he acquired two old Roman books that spoke of a transformation spell. Right away Mr. Tandon thought if there was a way to transform yourself into somebody else then it could bring the company...
Disclaimer: This story is as true as life is. If you see something here you don't like, stop reading. It shouldn't be read by the ignorant or the faithless. Copy it, keep it, email it, whatever. But don't take credit for it. All Musical Lyrics are copyrighted by their original authors. I've changed some to reflect me. This Was My Life By Lucretia [email protected] I was looking back on my life And all the things I've done to me I'm still looking for the answers I'm...
Introduction During the early 1980’s I lived and worked for a year in Korea, in a small provincial capital as a professor in a nursing school. I was taking a year off before finishing my medical residency, and I wanted to get some non-Western hands-on experience to go with my training. At the nursing school, my official duties included teaching several courses for the nurses, plus English conversation. However, it came to include much more than that. *** My daily schedule was not...
THIS IS A TRUE STORY OF OUR MFM THREESOME EXPERIENCE.I thought I’d write this little story of a threesome we had last year. It had lots of good points and a few bad, but I thought this story might help couples in the future deciding wether enter into this way of life and share there wife with another man. It all started about a year ago when I was researching men’s interest in bedding my wife. You see she is in her fifties now, but has the amazing body of a twenty year old, with a figure of...
The night was cold, not a sound in the air except the gentle breeze passing by my face. I was standing outside the house on the veranda to get away from the crowd inside, my eyes closed and taking in deep breathes. The cold air and the smell of pine always intoxicated me. The simple solitude of it all made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I hadn't been home for a while and I missed it a lot. It's just the same ol' story. Guy goes off to college, guy feels home sick, guy comes home for a...
It caught my attention from across the empty locker room. I was sitting on the bench tying my shoes when I looked up for a split second and saw it. I could not believe how big it was. Long, thick, and black, it hung down low against his thigh. Fully flaccid, it was definitely bigger than I was when hard. I couldn't help but stare. This guy literally had a big black dick. Stereotypes must come from somewhere, I thought to myself. My eyes traced up and down his oversized dick and massive balls in...
“I’m in the bathroom, just finishing my make-up!” I called out. He said something but I could not make it out. I stared intently into my eyes not wanting to slip up. I was using the liquid eyeliner and didn’t want to apply too much. I started thinking about my hair and how quickly it had grown. Almost to my shoulders, light brown. I had thought about going blonde or maybe jet black, that would look great with my fair skin I thought. I would ask John. I continued applying my eyeliner...
I bent down, stuck my key in the lock and released her chain from the floor."Put your mask on, I don't want you knowing too much about my place."I couldn't resist playing the showman a little longer. I led her along until I stopped with her standing in the middle of the living room. I cuffed her hands behind her back. I took up the slack on the chain and fixed it to a chair."I have a plan," I said. "I have to make some calls. You need to think what you want to say to your husband. If...
CheatingThis is a true story, I've wrote it off and on over the period of a week or so. There is a little bit of inconsistency because some of the details I had forgot. Names haven't been changed, I just didn't use my own name.When I was 19, I was fortunate enough to land a really good job through a family member. Although I wasn't much to look at, it didn't take long for girls to start noticing me (or my money) - where I live, good jobs are hard to come by and even 8 years later most of my friends...
Freshened by the shower and looking forward to whatever the rest of the evening might hold, Dan Carney dried himself, and put on the robe Cassie had mentioned.Going down the stairs he had his stomach juices teased by the aromatic cooking smells that rose from the kitchen. There was quiet, gentle music playing on the radio, and Cassie was standing over the hob, as he entered. When she turned Dan thought she looked so sensuous in the clinging robe she had put on over her naked body. Her blue eyes...
Love StoriesThis is just the beginning. When I started writing it, I never imagined that it would be this big. So, this is only the first part .The beginning is slow, but I like it this way. i dont like to rush into things. Enjoy! The bell rang, announcing the end of another long and boring school year. Students flowed into the hallways. A tumult stood through all the school. The students shouted, laughed and talked loudly while walking towards the exit. The most impatient ran towards it. A fourteen...
Hi I am Rajan [my pet name is Raj] narrating here a real incident, which happened during December 2003. I hope you will like it. I am not that much good in English even though I used to write in Malayalam short stories in school magazines. So pardon me for the grammar mistakes occurred here. I just tried to translate my feelings into English, but if it is not correct sorry for the same. I am expecting the valuable comments and suggestions of readers. So if you can spend little time to e-mail me...
It was ten at night and the Holy party of our friends Komilla and Danny was in full swing with everyone having a great time. My wife Nisha, never a great drinker at the best of times, was well gone after three hours of partying and I knew she would suffer for it the next day, but what the hell. Sipping my drink I looked around the room eyeing up the women and comparing them to my gorgeous wife, I may beBiased, but there was no comparison, Nisha was the most attractive women in the room. Nisha...
It was ten at night and the Holy party of our friends Komilla and Danny was in full swing with everyone having a great time. My wife Nisha, never a great drinker at the best of times, was well gone after three hours of partying and I knew she would suffer for it the next day, but what the hell. Sipping my drink I looked around the room eyeing up the women and comparing them to my gorgeous wife, I may beBiased, but there was no comparison, Nisha was the most attractive women in the room. Nisha...
"Dad!" I yelled and he just sighed a growl seeing this isn't my first time complaining. My name is Alexandra. Stupid enough I have a twin brother Alexander. I question everyday if I woke up to the damn 14th century. Even though my parents seem to live it. I live in a fucking castle. A castle! What teenager lives in a castle with a dungeon, pillars, knights in armor, sword displays, even brick ovens! I burn every meal I make. My only freedom from the past is my room, my...
Jim had been married to the woman of his dreams for nearly five years now. She was ten years younger than his 38 years but they were nicely compatible at just about everything it seemed….. especially sex. After a great first couple of years things just got more and more interesting. Those five years, five unbelievable years, have been punctuated by sexual adventures that make most couples love lives seem pale by comparison. Beth had always been a free spirit. But now married to...
We all deal with bad news in different ways. The doctor simply released the tension in his knees and slid to the floor. Asim also lowered himself to the ground, but he then leaned forward and began to pray, extending his arms over his head and touching the floor with his forehead. “Allahu’ Akh’bar.” “Would you stop that!” hissed Caroline. “Subhaanaka Allaahumma wabi hamdika wa tabaarakasmuka wa ta’aala jadduka wa laa ilaaha ghayruka.” “I said STOP that,” said Caroline, and actually kicked...
My sister’s marriage was fixed for the very next month; of course this meant more than the usual family members descending on the house. This included my Padma Atte {Paternal Aunt} my father’s only and elder sister. She was a 50 something spinster who was both the pride and shame of the family. My grandfather had searched high and low for a groom for her but back in the 80’s there weren’t many men that fitted his expectations. At 50 she still had a super model figure which she kept well...
IncestOld farm stands, you have seen them scattered everywhere around the rural countryside of northern New England. They are fast disappearing now. Usually there are a few scrub acres of brush that has grown in close to a set of collapsing buildings. The house may have a slate roof, the barn rusting tin, and if there is a silo, the top is off and it is leaning away from the wind. Desolate, lonely and abandoned, it sits back from the road, the buildings waiting to be torn down or restored depending...
I don’t know how it started but that summer my life changed forever. It was a typical day just like any other, except for one difference; it was the last day of high school. It hadn’t quiet gotten hot yet but the grey clouds of winter were gone and the beautiful flowers of spring were at the tail end of there luster. Being a graduating senior I was in a similar state standing a meek 5’6 with a worn look like I hadn’t had any food in a month and similar luck with a home. That wasn’t the case. I...
First TimeReflecting back, I met her almost exactly one month ago on a popular BDSM online dating service. Everything about her made her stand out, and above, all of the other profiles. Her picture was absolutely stunning, showing off her rather large size curves , Big tits ,moderately-length dark brown hair, and piercing blue eyes.. She was unapologetically open about herself as well, her profile clearly stating that she was 5'10" and 180lbs. Very few women were as open and confident as her.Sadly, she...
INTRODUCTION Thank you for reading about my journey. Some of you may be relieved to know that this final part will bring you to where I am in life now. No more ramblings from Kirsten after this for a while. PERSONAL SHOPPERS We were yet to move. Viewings on our home were few and we found we were dropping the price just to entice people in. Our plan to sell our home would now not clear our debt, but simply enable us to stay afloat. At the time, I was still stuck in my previous...
This To Keep Me Quiet By Michele Nylons Chapter One - It's Not Right Uncle John, For All Sorts of Reasons Author's Note: This is a little two-part tale similar to my early stories. It has all the trappings of a Michelle Nylons story: a little incest, a little blackmail, a lot of sex and surprising ending. I hope you like it. Crystal Palace sat at the bar watching Melanie Starr singing The Crying Game. Melanie sang it so well that the club was silent and Crystal suspected...
I tried desperately to roll with what Ellen was doing, not that I had any idea what it was. She linked one arm through mine and walked with me to the elevator. She couldn't have been closer. If I had to give a name to our method of locomotion I'd call it a cuddle walk. Finding ourselves alone in the elevator she wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me like there was no tomorrow. I've never been kissed like that by Ellen or anyone else.When we made it to the room she told me to strip and...
CheatingThis story has a long build up so if that’s not what you like thanks for looking it up but I’d suggest to try something else. What I’m about to tell you I don’t even know if it happened for sure. My name is Swaroop. I was told my mom wanted to name me that, unfortunately I don’t remember her. She died when I was just over one year old. My dad had little to do with raising me and not cause he did not want to, but cause he did not know how to but he made sure he had all the help he needed from...
IncestThe old gentleman took his seat in the solarium as he did every day at 3:00. He looked out at the driving rain and smiled. Sitting back, he took a small metal object from his pocket and pressed the button on the side.In an instant, he was sitting at a desk in his small garage apartment. He smiled again as he saw the notation on his notepad, October 26, 1944 – 3:00. Moving the chair back, he stood when he heard the light knocking on his door.Opening the door, he stood back as he said, “Good...
Fantasy & Sci-FiAfter a last look at Ellen, naked under a blanket in the trunk, I shut the lid and drove home by a roundabout route with Angus sat beside me, giving me a chance to size him up a little. I reversed the car up to the door and had Angus lift "Eve" as he thought she was called, out of the trunk and carry her into the house over his shoulder. She was still wearing the hood. I figured that if her feet never touched the floor and she could see nothing, she would have no idea where she was.He took her...
CheatingMelissa and I were seniors in high school. We had a history class together and she sat across and one chair up from me. She was incredibly beautiful and had the greatest looking legs. She knew it too and always wore short skirts. I was good at history and she was not, so she asked me if I would help her study for a test. I almost fell over myself agreeing to help her. We met in the library and I was all business. She tried to be serious at first, but I could tell she was not interested in...
Straight SexThis is what happens. You got an old woman living alone in a far older house in a tiny northern town. The house has been in the family forever. The old lady has enough intelligence and taste to care for the roomsful of good taste she inherited. Then she dies. Guess what happens. One guess, baby. That's right. It's instant family-reunion time. There's the funeral and stuff, but even I didn't come up for that. The old house is sold and contents up on the block. Us rats arrive in unison...
6: The End of Days.That most wonderful of weekends faded into a memory as Monday morning ticked around to signal the beginning of another College week. As usual, I was up and about getting ready and sorting out all the things I needed for the day ahead. Well, sort of. What I mean is, um, not exactly.I was sat on the end of my bed sending Sally a text when my mother appeared in the doorway. She waited until I was done then came into the bedroom to sit on the corner of my dresser. I clicked off...
Love StoriesI'll tell you a little about me and how things are, and then you can make your own mind up!I'm blonde 5'-4" and though not tall I do have quite long slender legs, with an hourglass figure of 36-22-36 and the cup size is DD. It's all firm, fruity and it's all natural! I dance Zumba and go to the gym as much as possible so overall it’s all kept in good shape. My own preference is to wear tight sexy clothing to show my curves and I do like the attention this attracts as basically that was the...
Chapter Two - I Am Yours With The Following Caveats When Michael finally escaped the investment meeting he scurried back to his workstation. Stills and Shipley had installed the latest technological advances in their offices and each of the staff had their own computer which was linked to the office network and some were linked to other financial institutions and even the fledgling internet. Michael was good at what he did and the portfolios that he managed were all providing...
Hi! This story contains some sudden scene transitions. This seems to confuse many of you. In the print version these jumps are clear(er) because only new paragraphs get a blank line. However, on this site every hard return gets a blank line. Fixing this would require going through the entire book to add the right display codes, and I can’t be bothered. So if you’re suddenly confused, just go back a few lines and you’ll likely figure it out. Cheers! RD. On the way out I shook quite a few...
From the beginning! My, my, my how things do change!At the time of this story, my wife an I have been happily married for about 25 years and with three k**s it is hard to get some alone time in as often as we did when we were first married. We are a moderately an open minded couple who enjoy's a good dinner, friends, and a little of the spirits, OK a lot on special occasions. June of last year I had an opportunity to do something special for my wife's up coming birthday. I reserved a suite at a...
THIS IS NOT A FANTASY. I was just lying in bed and I had a flashof something that happened to me that I totally blackedout and suppressed. I have this cousin that I used to gethigh with, sometimes we would run out of pot so we went toone of his Indian friends house and inhale, something calledToyal (spelling?) this was something we did often. A fewyears later when he and I were hanging out he told me thathe was at this party once where everyone was inhaling Toyal,one of the guys got so fucked...
"This is good!" Reggie exclaimed as we rode our bikes side by side, heading back to my house. "You can tell Cindy, and it will solve everything!" I sighed. "It won't." "Why not?" "Becky is... I don't want to say 'powerful,' but she has a lot of influence... and a lot of friends who have a lot of influence. Even if Cindy knows that I didn't spread the rumor, the damage is still done... and it's still my fault," I confessed. "How is any of this your fault?" asked...
INTRODUCTION A while back I posted a piece called This Is Me. It detailed a time, years ago, when I was struggling to accept who I was, and how my first ever bra fitting helped me over-come issues of doubt. I was hoping it might inspire people as the actual time did me. I realised recently that I have, perhaps, not come as far as I think and wanted to take the time to write again about who I am. When I started to write the stories I have posted it was to help myself explore who I...
I love California. Living here is like cheating. At least that's what I thought as I guided my Screaming Yellow 06 Mustang GT through the darkened streets. If I was still living in Michigan, there's no way I'd still be driving my car on New Years Eve. I'd be driving my Jeep through ass deep snow and freezing, instead of heading back to my Sister in Law's place after a beer run. I didn't mind the beer runs, every chance I got to get behind the wheel of my little toy, was a pleasure. What...
This chapter was originally posted with a copy/paste error that caused a section to repeat. This should now be fixed. Thanks for letting me know. You should also feel free to talk to me if it’s not about formatting errors! I love hearing what made you laugh, or if you spot a mistake. By the way, I am now also aware discrete and discreet are spelled differently in English. My proof readers missed it as well, so I always hope to hear about things like that from the SOL-community. – RD. “TWO...
1When my best friend Eileen told me about her financial problems that day at the Senior Center I barely gave it a second thought before offering her a room. After all, Don, my late husband, had left me very comfortably fixed. I was the solitary dried up old bean rattling around in that three thousand square foot house so why not make it two old beans?"Oh Grace," Eileen said, "that's very kind of you but I'm not looking for charity.""Who's talking about charity?" I said. "I feel guilty as hell...
MatureThis is how a heart breaks Six months ago. ...Sara woke from her usual nightmares. Weak and shaking, she barely managed to get herself up and deal with the waking world. She had thought things were getting better, she had made such progress, but lately things had gotten worse again. The first set of dreams involved the case that had sent her on leave from being a social worker. It had seemed like a very straightforward case. A young boy, about 5 years old, had lost his parents in...
How I make my videos:First, I need a really nice, hot and sexy picture.Meaning, if what I see doesn´t turn me on, it´s a no-no.No fucking F-Book/I-Gram pics!!!This is a porn site. If I would look for "vanilla" pics, I could easyliy take one from a "sfw-network" jerk away.I am here for the turn-on, I am here for the naugthy, I am here for something that turns me on enought to shoot a video of me cumming.If a picture doesn´t turn me on, then it doesn´t turn me on and I am not willing to force...
The house did not look as dilapidated or old as Lee expected. Just a white two-story Cape Cod with uncut grass in the front and weeds all over the driveway. Not bad for free. He wasn't complaining about inheriting a house in his twenties from his Uncle Larry who went missing two years ago and had recently been declared legally dead. His father, Larry's brother, had been gifted most of the assets and money in the bank in the will and figured Larry left the house to Lee as a good starter...
I sat staring at the screen for a while. Did Ellen take her phone with her when they went to this club? The first thing she asked when I called was if the kids were okay, so she hadn't planned to be completely out of touch; the chances were that she'd carry her phone. Did I dare look at the tracking software? I got up and watched her breathing for a minute. She was sound asleep. I picked up her phone and plugged it in to charge. That was my excuse for touching it if she woke.It took a few...
CheatingThis happened quite some time ago when I was married. There came a point where our relationship was cooling off especially in the bedroom. We were making the best of it but, I could tell that this was not looking good. I had been giving it some thought cause I really didn't want this to come to an end cause we had a bunch of fun and things were basically not that bad after all. Anyway, one day we were out getting something for dinner and hanging out in the bar area when we saw a beautiful woman...
This Is Not CNN By Jacquie Windsor MAY 2003 "Who loves you? And who do you love?" --Richard Dawson as Damon Killian; 'The Running Man' The Winter Hill Community Center was ablaze with lights, activity, and understated security measures. "Welcome one and all, young and old, first and last, to the 2003 Buffalo Jump District Recognition Awards Ceremony and Festival." Mack Turner, the master of ceremonies, paced on the stage like a hungry lion, bellowing savagely into...
“Okay, so maybe it’s me. I’m on TV, sometimes. I did a movie. Someone made a painting and thought of me. Or they saw an ad or something. This happens to Emma all the time.” Melody shook her head. “Except in her case they Photoshop her face onto pornography. That’s her actual face, not a portrait. This is one, and it’s fairly well done. The painter wasn’t very experienced, but certainly talented. I’d say he used a live model, not just one reference picture.” When Melody says these things,...
I’ve never been one to make much of a fuss over cars. I mean, I enjoy comfy seats and power steering as much as anyone and it has been said I’m a tiny bit obsessive over vehicular cleanliness, but by and large I am not very interested in the roar of an engine or how many horse power it has. So it was odd I found myself so completely enthralled by this Aston Martin Vanquish. Not just the paint job, which was a deep, dark, shiny, sparkly, magnificent blue, but the stitching on the seats, the...
I’d spent the entire funeral avoiding her and now her incestual hands were around my mother.Standing with a plate of baked-from-scratch cinnamon rolls, Kara rubbed my mom’s back as she cried. The picture of poise, her blonde hair hung in a loose waves from her shoulders. A boat necked black dress hugged her curves, the skirt stopped just above her knees. Her make up was a sheen of perfection.Mom was a mess. Couldn’t even dress herself this morning. The flowy black and pink floral dress was...
IncestIntroduction. It is highly recommended to read the previous story, 'This must never happen again! Right?’ it will give you the background information for the following story but here is a short synopsis anyway. Matthew and Sarah Jones are brother and sister but they have entered a whole new forbidden world. It started when Matthew was in a bad mood and Sarah was angry at being dumped for a hot date (she had done some extra special shopping for that date). The atmosphere was...