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Backstory: In an alternate reality very similar to our own, an event colloquially known as "The Change" took place about 5 years ago. This Change caused random alterations in the human population, some mental, some physical. This sudden unusual event caused panic, riots, and widespread mayhem when people began to change. Over time though, humanity did what humanity has always done after chaos: it fought its way back to order. People adapted to their circumstances. Society moved on, and people got back to the business of being alive and living their lives. But, needless to say things will always be different than they were before. Listed below are personal ads from a well-known online classifieds website. Like the ads in our world, these ads are filled with a wide variety of people looking for a wide variety of things. Their world just has more variety. ---------- SHM seeks kind hearted woman I'm 5'10", about 180 lbs with a fairly fit build. I'm a 34 year old Hispanic man with a full head of hair still. I keep myself clean shaven most of the time. I work as an architect, I own my own home that I built myself. I love working with my hands and doing anything in the outdoors. I can't cook for crap, so I hope you can! I don't know how or why but during the change the only thing I know of that actually changed about me is that my eyes turned purple in color. (Yes, I am aware of how lucky I am, so don't say it to me, I hear it enough.) My ex-wife was not so lucky during the change. Even though I got past what she became and accepted her new body, she couldn't. She divorced me and took our kids to Arizona. But I'm here looking to the future, not the past. I am seeking a woman who is comfortable in her own body and knows what she wants. I really don't care if you're a 10 foot tall lizard monster as long as you are kind and loving on the inside. All I ask of you is that you identify as a woman. You don't have to BE a woman on the outside, as long as on the inside, you're the kind hearted woman I miss having in my life. ---------- Strong woman looking for old fashioned action Okay, you won't find too many REAL women on here saying this, so pay attention guys. I HAVE A VAGINA AND I WANT TOO HOOK UP AND HAVE SEX! I'm Caucasian, 5'6" blonde. Now as for weight, that's where things get weird. The change altered my body's reaction to hormones and ever since then I keep getting more and more muscular. I don't even lift weights and I look like the she-hulk! I weigh 240 pounds, but there isn't a spec of fat left on me, I'm all muscle now. Even my boobs have dissolved away to be replaced by bulging rock hard pecs! Ugh!! But, you've been warned up front so DON'T freak out when you see me. If I detect any weirdness when we first meet I can and will just walk away. Needless to say, being able to bench press a Buick hasn't left me feeling too feminine. So, here's the deal. If you are a guy, and you look like a guy, and you are reasonably attractive, I want you to hook up with me. No long term commitment, just seduce me and do me. The catch is, you HAVE to act like I'm just a normal petite little woman like I used to be. Any weirdness or comments about my muscles and the date is over. You should just pretend you are trying to bed a hot normal looking woman. If it will help, I'll send you a pic of what I used to look like. Just please please please make me feel like a desirable normal woman again. I want you to "take" me, to use me, to dominate me. In return for this, I'll let you. Oh, if you are "into" what I look like, PLEASE stay away. I am not emotionally ready for that. I just want a normal guy to have a normal one night stand with me right now. ---------- 22 year old white ? seeking..? Okay so, after the change I have no flipping idea what gender I am. Or species. It is weird down there, so, be aware of that up front. "IT" also only seems to work on Wednesdays between 9am and 11:30am. On Saturdays around 3pm something else happens, but I don't expect you to have to deal with it. I am sometimes attracted to guys, sometimes girls, sometimes office furniture. I guess if you are any of those things and you're looking for something different, yo, right here. I USED to be a normal guy, 6'1", sandy brown hair, etc. Now I range from 5'1" to 5'9" and my hair is black some of the time, red other times. (I usually just dye it brown.) Even though the change is over, my body is still stuck constantly changing. Doctors call it persistent flux, I call it persistent fucked. Sometimes I will grow random numbers of breasts for no reason, only to have them fade away eventually. Currently I only have 1 B cup breast on my inner left thigh. I had a tail for most of last summer. Each year around Halloween I may or may not lay an egg. (I did 3 out of the last 5 Halloweens.) So, yeah, hooray for the f-ing change, right? My interests seem to fluctuate along with my body. Sometimes I feel like going to the race track and doing a demolition derby, other times I just want to paint flowers. I'm a hot mess, and I'm seeking help just as much as I'm seeking companionship. It doesn't matter what gender you are or what you look like, whatever you are I'll probably be attracted to you some of the time regardless. I'm still a good person, and I would like to think someone could see that in me and help bring it back to the surface. I'm not expecting you to solve all my problems, I'm just asking someone to help me and be with me for the adventure I seem to be on. ---------- Let me sting you, you'll like it. Good afternoon. I'm a 30 year old single woman. I stand 5'9" with long black hair and light brown eyes. I am height/weight proportionate and more than a few guys have told me I'm rather "hot". I have my head on my shoulders and I know what I want out of life. If race is still a thing for you, I'm mixed African American/Irish. I'm looking for a guy who passes as a guy and has at least one penis. I want to go on a date or two. And after we get to know each other a bit if I like you, I'll sting you. I got a scorpion-like stinger during the change, but my venom isn't poisonous. Based on medical tests and my own personal experience, my venom is a "female evolutionary advantage". It allows me to select a mate, disable him and mate with him at my leisure. Don't worry, it only hurts for a moment, and it won't do any long term damage. I've got test results from the TF bureau and hold a class 3 registered dangerous transformation license. Once I sting you you'll be paralyzed for 48 hours, but trust me, you won't WANT to move. You'll be in a state of sexual bliss as your body focuses all of its energy and resources into your genitals and having orgasm after orgasm. AND, after I empty my venom sac into a guy I get SUPER horny, so I will DO things to you to ensure your focused sexual energy is not wasted. All you need to do is enjoy the ride, and not call the cops afterward. (I have release forms my lawyer drafted I want you to sign.) So, if you have a few days off from work and want a trip to paradise, message me. ---------- SBF seeking serious man I'm an engineer and I love my job. I'm fully female (before and after), African American (before and after), 31, and tall. I have a few extra pounds from sitting at my desk, but, I keep in pretty good shape overall. In my spare time, I like to read, watch movies, play with my new Labrador puppy, find new adventures, and hang out with friends. I am an independent woman who can hold my own. But I'd love to meet a good guy who has his act together. Your looks, race and change effects are unimportant to me. I just ask you be mostly male between the ages of 28 and 36. Must be employed or self-supporting. I am a non-smoker and non-drinker and would prefer the same. By now you're probably wondering what happened to me during the change? Everyone asks, so I might as well tell. Remember when I said I was tall? I'm 12 feet 3 inches tall. So, be ok with that if you seek me out. Also, keep it in mind when planning activates, I don't fit in a lot of things "normal people" do! (Isn't it ironic we still use the term normal people? Who the hell is normal? :) Message me with a picture. But only if you're seriously interested in getting to know each other. Disclaimer: If you are looking for a hook up or for our first date/interaction to be at my place or yours, don't contact me. ---------- Divorced man seeks normal life with female companion Hi. I'm a fairly normal guy, 34, 5 ft 7, fairly athletic, but not gym crazy. I love racing, and boating. I used to work in I.T., but since my hands became giraffe hooves during the change I had to find a career with less typing. I currently own 3 car washes in the White Pines area. It's not my first love, but it is something I'm good at and it pays the bills. I want a woman who can make me happy again. Now, I know that's a lot to ask up front, but I feel like I could make her happy too. I have a lot to offer, I just have had a hard time adjusting to all the craziness these last 5 years have brought us. Yeah, I know I'm not that affected personally, but everything is just so weird now, like in general. I crave normal more than anything right now. I picture us going out on the beach and just getting away from it all for hours on end. Talking, laughing, and just enjoying each other's company. We can be each other's oasis in a mad world. I don't have much in the requirements department. Just be a woman in spirit and be close to my age. You don't have to physically be normal, just be normal on the inside. ---------- Just Dinner To Start Hello, I'm a reasonably attractive 30 year old woman with mixed white/asian heritage. I'm looking to go on a DINNER ONLY first date with a number of men, hopefully to find someone I can do something besides dinner with. I have quite a few hobbies so if we get past our first dinner there is surely something else we can find to do together. But before getting into any of that, let's just have dinner together. About me: Not only do I enjoy life but I am well spoken and well dressed. People often describe me as easy going and fun. I am naturally loving and emotionally sensitive, but I only let it show when with the right person. I really enjoy travel, fine dining, and fine wine. And because you're probably wondering, yes, I have a penis. It's rather large and the skin of it is rather dark in color. I'd like an educated, sophisticated, friendly, and mature gentleman. I would really like a guy who has functional female reproductive organs, as I dream of having kids one day. I had my sperm tested and while I'm fertile as a "male" it would seem my new testicles are passing on DNA is not my own. I can't say for sure I grew the penis and balls of some random black guy, but it would SEEM that I did. So any guy I'm with should be ok with me fathering kids that are technically not fully "mine". Oh, and if you are a guy that is still fully male we can work something out. Just be aware that someway somehow I see myself having kids one day. But FIRST, where shall we go to dinner? Just put the restaurant you'd like a first date at in the subject line to help me avoid time wasting and spam. ---------- Looking for a hairy good time (m4w) I'm a 26 year old white guy living in south metro (Wasine Valley) and I have a hairy woman fetish. So, if you're a woman and you gained some extra hair and or fur, I'd love to meet you. Specifics about past/current genitals, species, logistics, blah blah blah can all be worked out later. Just have a feminine body that's not crazy old and happens to be covered in hair follicles. I want to make you feel good. I have taken advanced "new love" classes and I can stimulate just about anything you may have on your body that happens to be sexual in nature. Our romantic details can be worked out on the fly if you so choose to pursue any. Right now though I just want to satisfy the need in me to please a furry female. tl;dr: YOU + Be Woman + Be Hairy = ME Happy. ME Happy = YOU Happy :) ---------- SBM seeks "Woman" I am a black male and I am 43 years old. I live alone and haven't been on too many dates since the change. No, I'm not a mutant shut in, I just stay busy and active so it's hard to get out of my daily bubble and meet someone. I am looking for a "woman" that is around my age. I know woman is a loose term these days but if you identify more as "woman" over "man" I'd say you qualify. I'm still mostly human and identify as "man" and without going into detail I'll just say I am very familiar with the fact that gender binaries are mostly obsolete. I'm not looking to have kids at this point in my life anyhow. I want an outdoorsy woman that I have many common interests with, yet we have our own things as well. My buddies tell me that I am a funny guy, yet I feel I can be serious when need be. I feel that I have a lot to offer a woman. I like to help them get through unhappy moments and make them better. I will tell anyone how I feel. I am not fake or a self centered turd, I'm just straight forward. I hope there is a woman out there that is interested. I am looking for a long term relationship with someone within 50 miles of White Pines. Oh, and don't be currently already in any long term relationships! Yes, Harems/Herds/Hives whatever DO COUNT!! ---------- Lonely guy seeking conversation Hello! I've never tried this site before. I'm 22, 6'1", white, slim, and FYI I just broke up with my girlfriend today (is it ok to call her a bitch if she's actually part fox?) Anyway I'm not a sobbing wreck I'm just feeling really lonely and would love to chat with someone and hopefully smile after a long crappy weekend. I'm not looking for something physical yet, just someone to chat with for a while online. If we click maybe we could meet up for coffee or something. I'm pretty normal except in a couple areas, don't do drugs, and am fully male. (I was originally male too if you care.) I'm open to talking about anything, and I am a fairly skilled conversationalist. If you're lonely or bored, hit me up... you'll find me quite fun to talk to, I promise! ---------- Mildly crazy woman seeks mildly to moderately crazy guy. Yeah, I know this site is already overpopulated with crazies but I think everyone has a little crazy in them now!! I am a 34 year old professional woman. In my spare time I enjoy a good trip to the lake, or hiking in White Pines national forest. I love Las Vegas weekend trips! I have a good group of friends but I've been single since before the change. I never really got into dating after what happened. But I know now that I've already waited too long. I'm afraid to enter the dating realm again but I've come to realize everything is more meaningful with someone to enjoy life with. I want a companion in life, and I'm ready to look. The world is so different. Dating sites are like grocery stores now, so many options. But, before I get to what I'm looking for, here is what I have to offer. 5'6 Black hair/ greenish eyes Slim build with average bust Indian-American (for those who care) DDF of course Change disclosure: I now have a male organ where my nose should be. Yes, I've tried having surgery, it just keeps coming back. I'm stuck with it. Yes, I know about that stupid old movie that had a woman with the same thing, and YES I want to hurt the guy that made that stupid old movie. No, I don't want to talk about that stupid old movie where a woman had the same thing I have. I don't care..at all. That old B movie is the reason why I've been afraid to re-enter the dating scene for so long, in addition to having an above average freaky change I'm also basically a walking talking nostalgia joke. But hey, I figure if I put this out in an internet ad and I still get messages, I'll know the guys responding are decent guys who aren't hung up on trivial things. IF you don't know what movie I'm talking about PLEASE don't look it up! All my female stuff still works. Even though my extra part caused my medical file to update to "hermaphrodite" I genuinely identify as female. The male part on my face is just something extra I gained at the expense of my dignity and sense of smell I guess. If you are the curious type who just HAS to know, yes, the male part "works" too, and NO, I do not cum when I sneeze. (Heard that one a FEW times already. Ha. Ha. Ha.) If you WANTED to do stuff with the extra part of me, you can, but I am fine if you want to ignore it too. No pressure either way. I'm looking for someone I can be myself with. I want someone who is kind and genuine and puts the needs of others ahead of himself sometimes. I want a real man even if he isn't physically a man anymore. I want a real man even if she didn't start life as a man. If you are willing to get to know the real me, I'd like to get to know the real you. ---------- 30 year old single gal, looking for tall and handsome stranger Well, I really don't know how to start this crap, so I guess I'll just....go. But up front I'll warn you if you want a blonde bimbo "old fashioned woman" fresh off the turnip truck, you don't need to keep reading online ads, you need to time travel to 2010. Bye. I'm no monster, but I am part animal now, so seriously, get over it or keep working on getting your DeLorean up to 88mph. (Which animal and which parts you ask? Well, be nice to me and treat me like a lady and maybe I'll tell you.) THAT stuff said and whatnot....I'm a woman, just a person in this overturned inside out world. I'm a mom raising my kids single and it doesn't help matters that my youngest daughter used to be my husband. I'm self-employed involving things mechanical. I like nerdy stuff, but I also love the great outdoors. I'm into adventure, weirdness, Star Trek, and everything in between. I'm not skinny, I'm not majorly fat....I still got the classic "mom bod" I had before all this nonsense but now with a few extra parts. I haven't put myself out there for a really long time. Hope that's not too much of a data dump for you.... I'm looking for a tall guy. I don't care about anything else, just be taller than my 5'5", not crazy fat and not crazy old. ---------- DBM looking to try again with FORMER male I'm a 38 year old black man, divorced recently. I'm just under 6 feet tall, medium build. Average in the looks department I would say, well, maybe just a BIT above average. I enjoy movies, music, and fast cars. Although it's the last one that seems to consume all my disposable income. You know that new Porche they advertised during last year's super bowl? I have one of those. Makes having an ex-wife seem cheap. I once read that 41% of all adult men became female-ish or at least feminized to some degree during the change. Well, if you're one of them I want to hear from you. I just don't think I "get along" with women when it comes to my personal life. I would like to try something different. I'm not homosexual, but, if I met a guy who was physically somehow female but still mentally a man that seems perfect. We could hang out and do guy stuff and be best pals, but also be able to share physical intimacy without actually being "gay". (I don't have anything against gay people, I'm just not gay!) But, they say that the best girlfriend/wife is a man with boobs and a vagina, and after my divorce I'm wanting to see if that's true. I'd settle for just having a vagina, if you have one of those, you're at the top of my list. If you are still an "outie" but are majorly female in other ways I'd still like to hear from you. So, if you're a feminized guy sick of trying to get women to accept you, try something different. Hell, at least let me take you for a ride in my car. Who knows, maybe you'll like it. ---------- Looking 2 hookup 2 nite! ? m4w I am attractive man who also happens to be ripped and have 2 dicks. I'm doubly hung and double horny right now. I can DP you with both at once, or we can have one go then the other. The choice is yours as long as you take care of both. If you are an attractive person somewhere on the female side of the male/female line, AND you are DDF, message me. I'll be staying at the Grand River Star hotel on Eastwick ave until Thursday. ---------- Please Say Hello Did we forget to say "Hello" after a chance meeting? Were we worried that the other may not accept who we were based on our bodies? We must have. When fate finally threw us soulmates together, we must have forgotten to actually meet. Maybe you noticed me when we met. There I was...fiercely concentrating on some spreadsheet or something. Just an average serious business woman, still in her business clothes. Maybe you noticed my legs ended in horse hooves instead of feet. Or perhaps you were put off by the large bulge in my skirt. For some reason you never said hello. It's a shame really, I'm still a great woman on the inside. You should have said "Hello". You would have seen my smile and how it lights up my face...how it forms the dimples on my cheeks...how it brightens my eyes to perfectly display their sparkling hazel hue. You would have looked at me and wondered whether or not both of your hands could contain the abundance of the bosom peeking out of the top of my blouse. You should have complimented me. I spent a lot of time on how I look. Each morning I squeeze into binding things to accentuate my curves that I like and camouflage the ones I don't. I didn't choose my transformation, but you could have seen that I still put effort into looking the best I can. I still care, I still try. But if you had said hello where do you take a woman like me? Anywhere. Take me anywhere, I just want to be with you. I just want to get to know you, allow you to get to know me. You should just let fate lead us where it wants. We could have fun and enjoy ourselves. It was the way it was supposed to go. But you didn't even say "Hello". Maybe you were perfectly ok with my body but were afraid I couldn't accept your changes. It's such a shame....because in spite of what you think we're perfect for each other. The same fate that twisted our flesh years ago has brought us together again. Maybe you should say "Hello" now....why ruin this final chance? Let's meet again and see if we feel inside that it was meant to be. ---------- Lets start with the physical first, it usually comes up anyway. I'm Italian American, 39, full head of hair, five foot seven, fairly slim. Still have all my original human male parts, but I did gain a few new parts. Specifically: Four breasts that are stuck on full lactation mode no matter what I do. What a royal pain. Hope that's not a deal breaker for you, but if it is you're probably not my type anyway. I like women under 5'6" so they're shorter than me but it's not a requirement. I just like petite sized women. HWP is good, skinny better, athletic best. Age should be 30 something to lower 40 something. Penis ok as long as it's only one, human, and reasonable in size. Open to vagina varieties 1 to 40 on the TFB's online guide. Maybe I'd consider type #52, but, you'd have to be a knockout everywhere else. I'm not vain but I'm also not looking to get injured! Your personality and the quality of you as a person is more important than just about anything physical. I'm tired of the whiners, losers, and anyone who feels the change is responsible for all the problems in their life. Most of those people aren't good people regardless of what their body was before or after. I want to meet somebody who I am excited to see, talk to and cuddle up with if it feels right. Are you that kind of person? ---------- Wanted: Gentleman that is ready and willing to be dominated by a woman. Ok, as a former man it pains me to say this, but men suck at sex. When I became a woman I gave in to my "feminine side" and the feminine sex drive that came with my new body. I've been letting the men run the show in my bedroom, but I'm sick of that. Time after time he's getting off while I am left throbbing and yearning. It is time for a change. My ideal man loves oral, kissing, touching, breast play, and puts my needs ahead of his own. He knows how to yield his masculinity to me. He would accept that he is submissive to me. On the outside we would date and have a "normal" relationship. I went "full female" during the change, so if you want an old fashioned woman, I'm it, on the outside anyway. I'm not one of those weirdos who goes by his old man name either. No one has to know for sure you're dating a former man. But just be aware, they say if you see a woman who looks like a woman, smells like a woman, and sounds like a woman you're looking at a former man. It's probably true. Don't be surprised if people ask about me anyway. My new body is olive skinned, petite, dark haired. I think I might be Greek or something. All I can tell you for sure as a once upon a time guy, I'm one hot chick. That's all I know. You'd better treat me right cause I can get another guy pretty fast looking like I do. 100% human female bodies are a rare commodity already, and attractive ones like the one I got are collector's editions! You can have a real true female body IF you accept that in the bedroom I will be in charge. You get no say, none at all. I will be 100% Dom, you will be 100% Sub. No exceptions. You will do as I say and you will get off when I tell you too. I may have the vagina but there will be no doubt who is "doing" who. As long as you understand this, I will rock your world. If you try to "man up" or something, I will kick you out and get a replacement. I'm not messing around any more! Serious replies only. I am sensual, attractive, and very worth it. You should be as well. ---------- Looking for classic hetero couple that's no longer fully hetero Ok, what I'm looking for is specific, but I know this is the area to look for it. In fact, I moved here for this very reason. I'm looking for a young successful childless couple where the husband lost his manhood in the change, but gained functional female parts. Prefer the wife was still human and female too. According to the census, this area had a 9.3% rate of male - genital specific ? gender inversion. Meanwhile, female gender inversion (all categories) was only 29%, well BELOW average. That means your greater metro area is filled with over 20,000 couples where both partners now have female plumbing of some sort. I'm a numbers guy, and the numbers in this area are good. What I am proposing is bringing back to your marriage the thing it is now lacking, a functional penis. I'm sure you two have "made the most" out of your new lesbianism, but I'm willing to bet both of you are wanting for something...MORE. I don't think there's nothing wrong with lesbianism, it's just that neither the husband nor the wife in these couples are really lesbian. You are both heterosexual and you are both female (even if the hubby hasn't accepted it fully yet.) You both yearn to be taken and dominated by a strong male with a big cock. Lucky for you, I'm a strong male with a big cock. I have done this before and love the husband watching me as I fuck his wife with my young thick cock while he just impotently rubs his clit. He has female orgasm after female orgasm which only serves to drive home the fact that he is not the man his wife needs anymore. Meanwhile, she would enjoy my cock stretching her pussy out and feeling that thing she has missed for so long. I love to cum deep in her and if she is fertile it turns me on as I have a breeding fetish. That turns me on so much. I would love to shoot my potent cum in her pussy. Now, I've done this before and each time the husband swears he just wants to watch. But after a while seeing his wife getting good sex while he's left wanting always results in the hubby asking to get fucked too. He may say he doesn't want it, but there is an itch in his loins now that only a guy like me can scratch. He's got a pussy, and pussies want to get fucked. And when I do fuck him, I want the wife to see her husband getting pounded. I want her to hear him moan like a wanton slut. I want her to view him as less than a man, less than me. When I am done I want them both to hold each other as both of their well fucked pussies drip my cum. I'm looking to spend a few months regularly sexually pleasing both husband and wife. I want to dominate both of you together. Ideally, I would leave you both with swollen bellies as I sought out my next conquest. I want y'all to be DDF as I am. I seek to be a bull for a lovely couple. The change put you in your current situation, but you have the power to make the most of it. Put "bull wanted" in the subject line of your reply. ---------- SWF looking for a sports oriented nice guy I'm single and have been since the change. I'm now ready to get back out there and date again. A little about myself...I'm 26, female (mostly), white, 5'1". The change caused by head to masculinize, but not my body. So, I have the head of a man but still have the body of a woman. Inside my head, I'm still the same as I ever was, just a lot more lonely, angry and confused. I'm currently in school getting my master's degree and I also work so I do stay pretty busy but I do make time for a social life. I'm SUPER into sports, can't pry me from a game if there's one on. I was this way before the change, so don't assume it's just because I have the head of a man ;) Basketball is my favorite sport although I do watch football a lot as well. I am an animal lover and yes I do have a dog. I won't reveal any more about myself or we won't have anything to talk about. I'm looking for someone in the 22-32 age range. Put your favorite sport in the subject line. ---------- Give me a chance ladies! ? m4w I understand that this site is full of creeps and undesirables. That being said, not all men are that bad. I mean, give me a chance ladies! Being picky these days means being lonely. Life is a gamble. Just quit bullshitting yourself and let go of the conformity society has been imposing on us since the change. We are NOT the same, and that's OK! Be free to experiment and have fun. We are here one time, that's it. Nothing ventured equals nothing gained. Good or bad we all learn something. I am so tired of the hoops and run around that some women have put me through since I changed. Listen, you are just as freaky and lustful as the rest of us. Sure everyone wants that one "True Romance", but don't miss opportunities because you are focused on finding a "human". ---------- Ladies, do you like Pizza? Hi, I'm Tony and I own Positano's Original Pizza in Wasine Valley. I'm divorced, 40, and I have a son who's heading off to college soon. My son tells me she wants me to find a good person before she leaves. She can't stand the thought of me being alone I guess. I was divorced before the craziness, and afterwards with all the craziness on top of the stress of trying to run a business and raise a teenage kid by myself I just never started looking. Well, now I find myself in a situation where I haven't dated in 20 years AND the dating scene is more complicated than ever! I suppose I'm still attracted to women, or at least anyone close enough to a woman. I'm still pretty much a guy, although my endowment took quite a hit during the nonsense. So If you're looking for a hung stud, keep looking! Oh, I also have the breasts of what I'll legally claim is an 18 year old. An unwelcome "surprise" that "developed" about 3 years ago, long after I thought everything was settled. My body is a bit different but inside I'm still the same happy fun loving guy I always was. If you're interested in getting to know him, I'd love to meet you. I don't want to chase each other through the internet. If you're 35-45, a woman of some sort and are interested, come on in to Positano's and ask for Tony. Mention this ad and I'll give you a free slice and we can sit down and conversate the old fashioned way. If we're not compatible, no hard feelings. If we are compatible we can discuss the next step. Either way, you get free pizza! ;) ---------- Small man seeking woman with big heart Good news: during the change my body and mind stayed exactly the same. Bad news: I'm half the size I used to be. If you can see yourself being with a 2'10" man, and you are/were a woman I'd like to hear from you. Looks / specific genitals not terribly important. I'm looking for a woman who is kind and gentle above all else. Do not treat me like a child, I'm still very much an adult man despite my size. ---------- I'll give you a night I won't remember - m4w I'm black, male, early 30s. I got a few random minor physical changes during "the change", but the biggest one is mental. Whenever I have an orgasm my mind drops the previous 24 hours of memories. I literally can't remember any sexual activity I've had for the past 5 years. The only way I know I've had sex/masturbated is all the missing time in my memories, and the few times I videoed myself doing things. I don't want a steady relationship/hookup situation because it gets too disorienting. Plus I need to retain memories from my job!! What I'm after is a reasonably attractive reasonably female person to hook up with once or twice a month on a Sunday afternoon/evening. I'm pretty hung and I was good in bed from what I remember before the change, so I have to assume I'm still good in bed now. If you are DDF and looking for a TRULY no strings attached situation, I'm willing. I have recent paperwork confirming I am disease free, please have the same. I just ask that you allow me to take a photo of the paperwork for my own records. ---------- Bull looking for couple ? m4wm Attractive, tall, athletic bull stud. (Not a literal bull, it's just an expression) I'm 29 yrs old, 6' 7", clean, and I have a 9" fully human cock. I'm seeking an extreme cuckolding situation with a gorgeous wife. Fully human female a+. Fully human female who's also busty, kinky, or nympho a +++! I'm willing to experiment a little but one person in the couple must have a vagina or vagina like orifice. I'm seeking only ONE couple so if this is still up, I'm still looking. If you don't know what extreme cuckolding is... I'm a hot, horse hung, dominant bull who is very selective and wants more than just to have sex with someone's wife, I want to enjoy sexual exclusivity with her. None of this weak stuff about tiny limp dick husbands or bfs watching, participating or jerking off. No. When I have sex there is only one other very lucky person in the room, the person I'm fucking. No audience allowed. I'm here to "take over" your wife's sexuality, and there's no room for little hubby. I want to permanently alter your sexual relationship. I want 1-on-1 kinky sex with her that will blow her mind. I want regular hook ups re- train the woman for sex with a real man. I want to pleasure her orgasmically in all the ways the husband/bf never can and never will. I want to have sexual rights to his wife/gf that he does not. I want her to want me more than she wants him because I can give her what she truly wants and needs. I want her sexual desire for me to grow as desire for her husband diminishes. As we hook up again and again it can escalate in very erotic ways as we have more and more sex, degrade or humiliate him and become exclusive sexually. I want to take power away from him and be the hung bull stud she deserves and craves. We can make him do chores while we have sex or meet up secretly and often to take pictures of our debauchery. So much more is possible. Let's enjoy TRUE cuckolding that pleasures her mind and body, and gives me everything and leaves him with nothing. If you like what you see and hear, write back with the subject "Be Our Bull" and include stats, any abnormal changes, and clear pics of face and body or no reply. I'd prefer to communicate exclusively with the wife / most female person. No men looking for email fantasy, no male/male couples where one of you got a vag. No fakes, no flakes. No pics, no reply. Let's start something great together... ---------- Asexual reproducer seeks asexual person. OK, so after the change I thought I had just been turned asexual. I had no sex drive and the thought of even having sex is disturbing to me. I thought that was it until about 2 years later I got pregnant even though I hadn't had sex once since the change. Turns out my parts work all on their own through a process known as Parthenogenesis. My eggs don't have half my DNA like a normal person. Instead all my eggs have all my dna and are incapable of being "fertilized" the old fashioned way. I'm basically stuck making clones of myself at random times. Lucky me. Anyway I'm currently pregnant with a second copy of myself and I am seeking someone to help with raising my increasing number of offspring. My only terms are that you are a good person and are not sexual in any way. If you don't have any reproductive organs at all, even better. If you're wondering about my looks or what I was before the change, then obviously you are NOT the kind of person I'm looking for. But, if you are an asexual who would enjoy companionship and the opportunity to be a parent to my daughters, then I would like to communicate via email for a few weeks to get an idea of what kind of person you are on the inside. If we seem compatible we can meet in person. ---------- Ladies, I need my nipples in another woman's mouth tonight... (Biarryn Valley) My body : Fit Your body: Reasonably fit or better I have very large sensitive nipples now (change disclosure) and I really enjoy the sensation of having my breasts suckled. I don't get much out of regular sexual stuff anymore, I seem to have a VERY breast centric sexuality now. My poor husband does his best but he just can't quite scratch the itch I have now, I need a woman to really "get there". My hubby is very understanding of my new needs and he will NOT be getting in the way of it. You won't have him around watching as we give each other pleasure, it will be just us ladies ;-) So if you are a reasonably attractive woman and you like boob play, I'd love to hear from you. If you enjoy pulling my big thick nipples deep in your mouth and taking long deep suckling motions then we should definitely meet. Nothing would make me happier than to have a beautiful woman sucking on my nipples for hours. I would be very willing to do the same for you of course. So, let's relax and enjoy each other's breasts today. FYI... I prefer big nipples also. If you are pregnant or lactating that is even better but not required. Please be over 30 years old and have experience with another female...please I prefer not to email forever, if we "click" we should get to sucking asap. Not looking to spend 3 months of getting strung along. Looking to voice verify by at least the 3rd email. I can host. No Men No Couples. ---------- 31yo SWF looking for the love of my life?? I am a 31 year old, human, single, white, mostly female person and I am looking for a long term relationship. And what would be best is if a guy would be willing to live in with me in the semi near future. My rent is crazy! I want a boyfriend who brings me flowers. I want a boyfriend who wants to be with me, who makes time for me and takes me out. I want a boyfriend who tells me every day that I am the one he wants to be with, that I am beautiful and sexy. I know who I am and what I want. I want a guy who has time for a serious relationship. So if you work 13 hours a day 6 days to 7 days per week then you don't have time for a relationship. Please have a very high sex drive and ALSO have the time for a girlfriend. I work to support myself; I have my own car and my own rather nice apartment. So no I am not looking for a sugar daddy to take care of me. I am a loving and compassionate woman; I believe that I have a good stable head on my shoulders. I love life and am looking to share it with a good man; who will treat me with respect and loving care. I am looking for a guy to sweep me off my feet. I am defiantly a giving girl, but I like my man to be the take charge kind of man. I like my man to be dominant both in life and in the bedroom, but also be giving and romantic when it's appropriate. I am a classic woman, I like to feel safe, taken care-of and valued. I like to receive flowers often and be surprised with little things. As far as changes go in the guy I'm open to most things as long as you are male-like in appearance and have functional male parts somewhere on your body. Now, this is normally the part of the ad where we go into my change disclosure. Other than a crazy high sex drive, a few weird new fetishes, and some abnormally long fingers and toes I got through the change pretty unscathed. But please, don't let that be the only reason you're interested in me. I love myself as I am and would love to find someone who sees me as the beautiful, intelligent, sexy PERSON that I am. I don't want to be wanted just because I'm traditionally female. I would love to find a man who loves me for myself. I want someone who would have loved me before the change. I don't want a guy to be with me just because I'm not a tentacle monster or because I don't have a 12 inch penis and balls instead of lady parts. I am looking for a gentleman, with manners and respect for all people, regardless of how human they may or may not be. I love children and am looking to start having babies soon. No, I don't have any yet. You can say that I can feel my internal clock ticking away and feel the urge to have some babies and be a great mother and wife. (This is one of the reasons I requested you have functional male parts :-) If what I am saying sounds good to you then please respond, again I am not looking for a NSA situation. If I just wanted sex I'd walk into a bar and announce that I have a vagina. Sex isn't hard for a woman to find these days, but romance is. That being said I am a very sexual girl, I?ve been perpetually horny since the change! It goes without saying I put my long thick fingers to use rather often. So yes I want to have a boyfriend to have sex with!! But I am not looking to have a sex only relationship. So again if you're just looking for a fast fuck I am not for you. If I sound like what you're looking for then please respond with a face pic and what your ideal first date would be. Tell me what you do for a living, and what your living situation is and the general area where you live. Please put your name age and general location in SUBJECT or I'll think you're a spammer and delete your email. ---------- Searching For Sophisticated And Well Equipped Woman - m4w I would love to meet an older, courteous and attractive equipped lady for a fun and special relationship. I am younger, good looking and have a job in academia but I won't get into the specifics of my job here. As a result of the change I gained an affinity for a certain type of female, specifically females who are not female in one specific manner. I prefer to be with older, established women who gained something extra in the change. The larger the size of this addition, the better. But my lust is not purely corporeal, I enjoy women who are grounded, secure and interesting. Someone who could be found at the opera, perusing a bookstore or giving a lecture. Perhaps your idea of a lazy afternoon is reading the New Yorker, or watching MSNBC while drinking a nice Paloma. I seek an erudite woman who values a man for his mind and intellect, as well as his looks. If this is you, and you are looking for a man who can appreciate that new and most intimate part of you, I would love to discuss our potential. ---------- Unable to service her needs? - m4mw (Neanville area) Body: average height: 5'7" (170cm) status: married Age: 40 Serious only please. Are you unable to service your wife due to change related conditions? Do you need a male friend with benefits for her and/or for you both (straight guy here but comfortable in 3somes as long as the guy isn't fully a guy). I am a part of an open marriage (it has been open since the change - it works for us). Wife is not very human anymore and our agreement has always been that I can become a stand in while she does whatever she does with other people who are like her. If you don't know what a stand in is, it's a person who can be used to meet the needs of married people whose spouses love them but cannot meet their sexual needs. If you cannot or are not meeting your wife's needs and she is open to a stand in please hit me up and let's chat. Not looking for relationship stuff, this is sex only for both parties. Put the reason for not meeting her needs in subject line so I know you are real. ---------- Married Couple looking for couple for fun - mw4mw (Lake Voss) We are a happily married, secure couple interested in finding another couple to share pictures, videos online. Once comfortable we would like to play live. We have a nice pool in our backyard and would love to host a pool party with the right couple. Seeking a married couple only or possibly single female. No single men! Some details about us Him: Slightly feminized male appearance. Male Human. 35, 5'3, Professional. Fit. White. 6.5 cut, 2 breasts 36DD (organized) Her: Highly feminine appearance. Female Human. 36, 5'9, 8 breasts (disorganized, mostly A and B cups), Hispanic ---------- New woman seeking relationship with original woman Hey ladies. When I became female I found myself attracted to men but I have always been very curious about being with another woman. I'm very attractive (At least I've been told that. Lol.) and my body is Asian in appearance, and seems to be about 24 in age. I used to be a 45 year old white male and so I would probably prefer a white female in her 30s, but I'm open to all ethnicities and ages 25-45. Just please have actual human "female parts". I am looking for a woman to explore that old desire inside of me. I'm looking for a woman who was born a woman, but if you became a woman like me and act mostly feminine now that's ok too. But above all else you must be discreet. I am not looking for a girlfriend.... looking for a friend- and then see where it goes... And hopefully it DOES GO ;-) Once again - not looking for an open long term lesbian relationship. I ultimately want to find a man and settle down. So, to all others we will just be friends... But I'm definitely open to anything us girls want to do behind closed doors. ---------- Seeking An Honest Man Who Likes To Cuddle 28 year old white, 6'1", Slim, Female seeks normal-ish male. Ok, so upfront I'll say I'm technically married. However my husband became a dog during the change and needless to say our relationship has not been the same. (The vet says he's a Cane Corso, FYI. I don't know why but people always seem to ask me about that.) Now I still love him and all but I'm not even a dog person, I prefer cats. We came to an understanding a few months ago that we should start dating again and see where things go. I'm looking for a fully human guy who likes to likes to cuddle. I miss human closeness above all else right now. I also want my man to be honest and open. I can handle a lot (obviously) but I cannot stand being deceived or lied to. What attracted me to my husband originally was his genuine and forthcoming demeanor. I'm hoping to find that again with someone new. I don't want any crazy change guys either, sorry, but I've had my fill of weirdness already. Human men only. As for me I'm Blonde, rather tall (by old standards), and while no model I think I'm above average in looks (by new standards). I got through the change mostly unscathed, just an extra set of arms and a second tongue. I know I'm fairly lucky considering everything. I'm pretty used to having two tongues now, so it doesn't even impair my speech too much anymore. Okay before I ramble anymore, I'll just say only contact me if you are HUMAN, MALE, and HONEST. Please use the code word raspberry in the subject to help weed out spam. ---------- Nice woman stuck in perpetual search for nice man Where is a nice woman supposed to meet a nice man these days? I'm not sure if it's here, but I'll still give it a try. I'm a 35 year old, 5 foot 7, moderately fit divorced woman. Like a lot of people after the change, my ex-husband and I found ourselves "incompatible" (mostly related to his changes) and decided we would be better off seeking happiness apart from each other. I'm a non-smoker, enjoy a margarita now and then, and have all my original female parts. I'm easy-going, fun, and have minimal baggage. My work and keeping an eye on my change affected and somewhat elderly parents keeps me busy, but I would like to find a man for low-key nights out and whatever else we might like to do. Now, I didn't put my ethnicity in my description because it is subject to change and didn't want to set anyone's expectations. During the change I apparently picked up DNA from multiple different races and my body rotates through them semi regularly. I was originally white but I have since been Black, Asian, Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Redheaded, and many more. My voice/face stays mostly the same as my race changes, with the exception of obvious differences of course. My favorite so far has been Moroccan, for whatever reason I thought my face looked really good with those features. Currently I'm mostly Nordic/Swedish looking, but my skin has gotten darker recently indicating I'm heading towards something more African. My preference is a nice man who has similar qualities and interests as myself. I'm not looking to get married again any time soon, but also am not looking for a booty call. Please be over 25. If you can't respond with something more than 'call me', or something similar, please move on to the next post. I look forward to hearing from you! ---------- Seeking Empathy ? h4h I don't want to reveal too much about my specific situation until we form a bond (this is an online ad after all). I'll just say I'm a hermaphrodite along with a few other things. Kind words and tender touches are no longer offered to me by my spouse so I am hoping to find someone who can relate to my situation and offer these in return. I'd prefer another unique hermaphrodite, but anyone outside the norm is fine. Also be an empathetic person who can offer a degree of comfort & understanding. My ideal person is someone who is not afraid to demonstrate affection at the right moments - please note touching should be an important aspect of our relationship. I would like to reclaim a lost part of my humanity and meet somebody who would be interested in going out for coffee, dinner, a movie, or maybe even a weekday getaway to Lake Voss or other nearby points of interest now that the weather is less horrible. If you understand the tendency to become isolated or frustrated, then you recognize where I'm coming from. Perhaps, like me, you have a hard time interacting with people who got off easy during the change. I want a friend who might be in a similar situation to mine and is looking for a similar emotional outlet. In turn, you'll gain a dependable, caring person who will make you laugh and brighten your day. If you are that unique "someone" please reach out to me. We can email or text to start. "Friend" in your title heading gets my attention. ----------