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My mother warned me about sex. She always said that if I gave it up too early, I would be treated like a piece of meat by my man.
Well, Mom, you almost had it right. Turns out I’m the one who treats a man like a piece of meat.
Tonight there’s a party at the Sigma Epsilon Xi fraternity house, a veritable buffet of hormones and desire. Nothing beats a frat party for some quick and dirty sex with no strings attached.
When I arrive, I look for any guy who isn’t currently sucking face with a chick, and lock eyes with the first I see. His own eyes go wide as he takes in the ebony goddess before him: thick, curly black hair that falls past my shoulders; strong arms and stronger thighs and ample hips; studded heels that could kill both metaphorically and literally; and a leopard-print bodysuit that leaves just enough to the imagination while flattering every curve I’ve got.
With a single crook of my finger, and he’s following me up the stairs like a lamb to slaughter. We barely make it to the nearest bedroom before his hands are on me and his lips are sucking at my neck. I let him have his fun as I slide the skin-tight garment off, bending forward with a purposeful push of my ass against his crotch as I slip it over my heels. They, of course, stay on.
I walk over to the bed and stretch myself out on the edge of it, legs spread an eyebrow raised in silent demand. He obliges without a second thought, dropping to his knees between my legs and pushing them further apart as his tongue darts between the wet folds of my pussy.
He then goes straight for the clit, flicking his tongue over and around it before putting his lips to skin and sucking. His hand moves to slide a finger inside me, and I moan appreciatively as my hips roll to grind myself against his mouth and hand.
His finger curls against my opening while his tongue traces different shapes with varying degrees of pressure. Oh, he’s good at this, and it just makes me want… “More,” I say on a heavy breath out.
He slides out his finger and gives one final lick, dipping his tongue inside before he moves up my body. Lips and tongue and teeth make their way along my stomach and chest, and he stops at my breasts to press his mouth to my right breast. He sucks on it eagerly with just a hint of teeth against my skin while kneading the other with one hand.
When he moans and buries his face deeper into my soft, ample cleavage, I let out a contented sigh and trace the shell of his ear with my fingertips. I feel him shudder with delight, and his hands move down to my thighs to simultaneously push me onto my back and my knees against my tits.
I look down, a little surprised to see he’s already unbuttoned his jeans and pulled them and his boxers down. I barely have time to wonder when he’d done that, because my eyes land on his thick, hard cock and I feel the tight teat coil in my groin that heralds a fresh rush of wetness.
He lets the head of his dick rub up and down my pussy before he starts to push inside, the girth of it stretching me open in the most delightful way. I let out a moan as each inch fills me up, bucking my hips against his to help him slide deeper.
Once he’s fully seated, he pauses to give me time to adjust. It’s a sweet gesture, but completely unnecessary. I pull him closer with the sharp point of my heels against the firm muscle of his ass. He starts thrusting, going in and out at a quick, rough pace.
He leans forward and kisses me, circling his tongue around mine as his hips slap against my skin. Then he grabs my arms, holds them together at the wrists, and pins them to the bed over my head as he continues to fuck me.
The pleasure rises quicker than normal, but he’s able to read my body and knows exactly what to do to prolong the sweet torture between wanting release and wanting more. I can feel my own wetness in each of his thrusts, the smooth glide he’s able to achieve because of the oral work he did.
One of his hands reaches down and he brushes my clit with his thumb. A gasp tears out of me and my back arches as my muscles tighten around him. He grins, pleased with himself, and he quickens both the pace at which he slams into me and the pressure he uses against my tingling clit.
I feel tight and hot and needy and desperate, each thrust is pushing me closer to the edge. I’m not going to last, and neither does he because as I start to clench down on him, his body stiffens and he begins to release deep within me. The warmth spreads inside of me as my body tenses and relaxes, every muscle in my lower half tingling and spasming to its own rhythm.
My legs quiver as the rhythm explodes and I reach my peak, a long moan pulled from my throat like music from an instrument. I keep my legs tight around him to spur him like a horse with the studs digging into his flesh, riding out my orgasm with a few more thrusts from him until he collapses, spent.
The warmth spreading to my fingertips and toes is delightful. I feel like I’m floating on air as sweat drips down the side of my face, the steady pulse of pleasure emanating from my core like a spider drumming its web.
He’s saying something about how great this was, how great he feels, blah blah blah. I’m not really listening.
All I can think is... I need to get my legs working again, because it’s time to get downstairs and hunt for my next piece of meat.
Her mom said "The deal is in order to stay with us you must become a slave too the rest of the family. If you refuse to do what they have asked you to complete, you will be punished severely in as many ways there are that we can do to you. You are not allowed to masturbate yourself only if someone wants to masturbate."So her mom thought it would be a great idea to lock her in chasity belt which only she had the key too. Her big brother then said "Mom, please can I fuck her pussy hole."...
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I have this incredible craving for meat. The craving is so intense, I can think of little else – how it looks and especially how it feels and tastes on my tongue and in my mouth. Just the thought of it makes me hot. Since I can’t have the meat I’m really after, I go downstairs, go to the freezer and remove a four ounce steak. I fill the sink about 1/3 full with hot water. I slip the steak into the water and go into the living room to pass the time while the steak thaws. I decide to watch an...
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Douglas Jackson looked at his phone for the directions. It was January 17, 2012. The 53 year-old, super tall man found his destination. He was at the historic Chicago Medical School to begin his practicum for his education specialist degree. The old man had taken a semester off in vacation time from his job at Eleanor Roosevelt High where he taught health and coached the girls’ basketball team to two state championships over the past twenty years.Doug found a parking spot and whipped his dark...
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Finally, moving day was here, and it was time to get things going. My son had moved out after graduating college, and I no longer needed a two bedroom apartment. I found a cute little one bedroom in the same neighborhood, but a hell of a lot cheaper. I had everything all boxed up and ready to go, and decided to put up a pot of coffee, in case the movers needed some extra energy. As I hit the button on the coffee machine, the doorbell rang. I opened up the door, and there were two huge black men...
Finally, moving day was here, and it was time to get things going. My son had moved out , and I no longer needed a two bedroom house. I found a cute little one bedroom,groumd floor flat in the same neighbourhood, but a hell of a lot cheaper. I had everything all boxed up and ready to go, and decided to put up a pot of coffee, in case the movers needed some extra energy. As I hit the button on the coffee machine, the doorbell rang. I opened up the door, and there were two huge black men standing...
I’ve made a good living with my commercial landscaping company, servicing mainly neighborhood community associations, and I owe a lot of that success to my Mexican American crew, and especially my crew chiefs. I compensate my employees above the going labor rates in the Houston area, and even provide medical benefits. I’m paid back with their loyalty, hard work, and attention to detail on the job, that keeps our customers happy.We provide landscaping services most of the year, and even snow...
InterracialSpring had arrived in our sleepy little town. Mom's tulips were in full bloom, and the trees were greening up. I was taking in the signs of change of season as I saw my first robin. It was predicted to be in the low 60s this weekend. I was looking forward to the warmer weather, because we had our baseball tournament. Lincoln High lost their first game on Wednesday. Our record stood at 7 – 1. I had started three games and my record was 2 – 0 with a 1.37 ERA. Justin was also 2 – 0 with a 2.43...
I sat outside in the car for a few minutes. Questions kept running through my mind without answers. Is this what I really want? Is this safe? What if I make a fool of myself? Am I going to die? What would my parents think? No answers; just questions. With a deep breath I got out of the car and walked to the house. Nice house with good yard I observed in the back of my mind without notice. The doorbell rang as all doorbells do. The dogs barked as all dogs do. I stood there...
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"God I want your cock." Mindy moaned into Chase's ear as he slowly woke up in the warm muggy cabana. His beautiful wife lay next to him, her firm thigh between his, and her warm soft hand stroking his erect cock. She smelled lightly of soap and perfume, having taken a shower without waking him. Chase looked at her pretty face as he inhaled the scent of her aroused pussy. Without saying another word she deftly slipped over top of him, straddling his hips, and slid onto his erection with a...
Tara's BayouLevel 1 - Fresh MeatI am watching TV and as usual my hand is on my dick. Shit I am so fucking horny! Tired of just sitting here night after night rubbing several out! I need to fuck someone and I need tO FUCK THEM NOW! It's a wonder my right arm doesn't look like Popeye! What the hell am I watching anyway!?This is so fucked up. I am too young for this crap. I am 24 years old living in a country-like town far in the north of Sweden. This shithole is a place where people come...
MEAT ©2005 by C. A. Smith Part 1 Blue wouldn't admit it to the other girls, of course, but she was a littlescared. The next regular meat collection was tomorrow. Her twenty-second birthdaywas last month. She'd already delivered seven babies and the Products Managerhad turned down her request to start an eighth, so now here she was in theholding area waiting for the Gaths to pick up their next shipment. The Foxbush staff had started her prep routine this morning. She'd been puton the...
he says....being having some nasty thoughts involving you. nothing much nice. just you, as a non-willing participant. for example, right now, i could see you fastened in some way....hands in like stocks....feet trapped too in some way. i come up behind you. while there might be buttons and clasps, i just want to use you. so i tear or cut-off relevant pieces of clothing. you can turn your head, maybe, but with hands and feet trapped behind these boards of wood. you cannot...
The tray was cold and hard. I could feel my flesh shrinking from the way it felt under me. A shiver stole over me and I felt my nipples growing hard. Of course, being naked as the day I was born could have something to do with the chill. I managed to recline like I was told, on my side, barely able to wait until the tray warmed at my body heat. "You could have warmed this up," I muttered. "Nice," the chef said acting as if he hadn't heard a word I said. He smoothed his wide palm over the...
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Sarah was seated at the dining room table between her brother and cousin, shoulders slumped, napkin folded in her lap. She was nursing a grade-A hangover and trying her best not to spoil Thanksgiving dinner. "Shall we say Grace?" her grandfather asked from the head of the table. No one said anything. The first person to agree would get the honors. Sarah looked at her older brother who gave her an elbow. "How about you, Sarah?" her grandfather said. "Now that you're in college, we hardly get to...
Dead Meat By Margaret Jeanette Katherine Lubbock sat at her desk talking to Jerry Smith who sat across from her. He handed her an envelope, which contained pictures. She looked at all of the pictures. They were of her husband having sex with three different women. She had suspected he was cheating on her so she had hired Jerry who was the best private investigator in town. He left and she wondered about what to do with her husband of eight years. She didn't want to divorce him...
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While in New Orleans for Mardi Gras, my husband and I left the Quarter very late one night after some serious partying. On the way back to our hotel, we passed a porno theater and on the spur of the moment, decided to go in. We found a couple of seats at the back and I slumped down in my chair. It wasn’t very crowded but I was sure I was the only woman there.Having never actually seen a porno flick before, I was shocked at the action being displayed on the screen. The actress was sucking on...
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Copyright © 2001, Jaz1701. ALL Rights Reserved This story may not be reproduced in any form for profit or on another website without the written permission of the author. I did nothing wrong. What I did was not illegal, and I won't go to jail. Was it ethical? Moral, religiously, politically correct... probably not. But it wasn't really illegal. Obviously I don't want my name associated with the events though. Have you ever had a secret? Have you ever done something so deliciously,...
A true story never told before. I married one of the most beautiful girls in my area. She had long blonde hair slim 104lbs five foot four nice legs good hips and ass, known to her I had a bi side, she had small tits you cannot have everything, and throughout our married life her looks got better. Unknown to her, I had a bi-sexual side, after twenty years of boring sex between us; same thing every night, I started to fantasize about her having sex with other men. What I did was, I began to ask...
Daniel had always been lucky with women. He was a decent enough looking guy, six feet tall and fourteen stone with an athletic physique who spent a lot of time cycling. But for some reason, there was just something about him that drew a certain type of woman. Every since he was a teenager at college and then into his twenties, he routinely get approached by women who just want to fuck. Most of the time it was just a one off thing with no commitments. At times it had turned into something more,...
AnalTales of a Hustler----Hunter---Fresh MeatAnother rainy night. Fuck—it's getting hard to make a living lately.Most of the bois were gathered in the common area, watching some cheesy black n white movie. I decided to go out a bit, headed down to Jerry's. He ran a 'bar' so to speak down on the edge of our neighborhood. I guess these days you would call it a sports bar, but had a teen environment. IE, TV's video games, and cokes and juice. No alcohol. As I approach the entrance, I noticed a dude...
It was a small shop. It carried the oddities of the world. The things that odd people needed for their potions and lotions and curative powders. It was dark, no matter how many lights he lit. The windows were covered with old dust and cobwebs. Shelves lined every wall, and every shelf was lined with vials and bottles and boxes of ingredients needed for many an unusual concoction or elixir. It was not a lucrative shop. But it was all he had. All Harold and his mother had, inherited from his...
SeductionThis one started out as a fun experience. She had arranged for a cheap motel hook up with two black bulls. Finally I was allowed to watch, however I was to remain hidden in the closet. She made it sound real, if they were surprised by my presence she didn't know what they would do to me. Usually she goes out with these two and I am left to imagine what she's doing to them, with them.She dressed nicely, a skirt, pantyhose, silken panties, a nice bra and blouse and a pair of nice boots....
Shortly after being divorced at the age of 35, I frequented adult video theatres. Several times my full 8" hard cock wasslowly sucked off by willing men. At the same time I was reluctant to reciprocate being attractedto breasts and pussy as most healthy men.One evening I was visiting Dallas, Tx on business and stoppedby a major porno store there. Inside the theatre connected tothe book store I met a nice gentlemen in his 50s and agreed toaccompany him to his hotel room nearby with the...
Wow. So here i go...I had the best sex of my eniter life last weekend, with a man who ive known for years now...sort of odd at first, well mainly the day after, but then with the second incounter it was even more amaizing. Probably becuase we wernt shit face drunk. Any who, He ate my ass, first time for me, and all i can say is wow! I want his toung in my ass again, it felt so good, he stuck all his finers inside me and almost a whole fist. He fucked my wet pussy and ass until dawn, and then...
DUNGEON MEAT By Llabmik Chapter 1 – Highborn Bitch Grand Duchess Isabella lifted her nose in utter contempt as she watched thatdespicable worm, Lord Escobar, toady to the Grand Inquisitor. The lickspittlecourtier had a peculiarly fawning expression on his face as he talked to theancient priest. She would never have invited either the Grand Inquisitor orLord Escobar to one of her parties, but their hostess,the Queen of Spain, sadly had to cater to all factions. Feeling immensely superior...
A wife’s first high class mass orgy experience....For a long time Sarah-Jane had suspicions. Well Damien departed too eagerly for his business meetings in Cologne and he was just so goddamn relaxed on his return to Dublin.Damien wasn’t sure how he was going to continue to enjoy his foreign orgy addiction once Sarah-Jane kept badgering and niggling him to be allowed to accompany him next time he went; as their son was old enough to settle into a boarding school in England. Typical male with a...
Timepiece: 5. "Did ya like it?" Wendy asked. "I'm in shock," I confessed. "They're pretty good," she said. "Now, we're going to see the raw side of music." She set up her watch, grabbed my hand and wound the stem. We appeared outside a barrelhouse someplace south of Memphis in the Mississippi Delta, that flat flood plain that stretches from just south of Memphis to just past Vicksburg, Mississippi. The area is a warren of dirt roads and crossroads juke joints. She couldn't or...
Timepiece: 6. During the 18th and 19th century, the Mediterranean Sea was rife with Moorish pirates. They had a traditional hate for christians ... I suppose because of the Crusades ... and the muslim teaching that infidels be converted or put to death. One of the tortures had its roots in christianity. The Prefect of Rome, a greedy pagan, thought the Church had a great fortune hidden away. So he ordered Lawrence to bring the Church's treasure to him. The Saint said he would, in three...
Mother mostly satisfied ... mostly, and Daddy certain that he needed no wedding shotgun, Wendy ordered me a new breakfast ... and helped me eat it. Evidently, her developing teen body had yet to catch her 18 year old frame. Not to worry ... mom is hot ... smoking ... blazing ... the perfect mother I'd like to fuck. Want to know what a girl will look like in 20 years? Look at her mom. Understand one thing though ... if her mom is a domineering bitch ... she will be too. Beauty is skin deep...
Timepiece:8. The number one cause of divorce is weddings. If one never gets married there is no possibility of divorce. I realize that the idea is stupid ... but sometimes it IS necessary to explain things to some people ... like me. I did it twice. My father used to say, "You fool me once? Shame on you! You fool me twice? Shame on me!" He said that a lot. Supposing one did get married ... like my first time. The number two cause is the reception. That's when you meet the child...
Timepiece: 10. "I ... T," we shouted like twins. Seven gave us such a look. Six said, "If you had clicked your heels you might have ended up in the closet at the Addams Family mansion. "Now ... repeat it with me, There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home." "Hello, Tom. Hi, Six. Were you supposed to come?" The look on his face told me he wasn't. OOPS. There was a mass invasion of next-door neighbor. "Hi, Doc." She swung her shotgun...
"Umh, Six?" "Yeah?" "The cat," I was nervous about this, "Umh, Pyewacket?" "Yeah?" "She says," I said ... just to clarify that this isn't my idea, "She says you can fix her eyes..." He held up a hand, "Let me guess. So she can see in color?" "Huh?" "That's what they all ask for," he said, "Sure. Pyewacket?" Yes, my Lord?, she said. Pyewacket actually bowed. Groveled, really. She raised her haunches and lowered her front to the ground. Tail tucked between her...
Timepiece: 12. The backdoor opened and shut. There was the sound of cans in paper bags on the counters, Wendy, carrying Pyewacket, walked into the room. "Where have you two been?" I asked Wendy. Shopping, Pyewacket said. It was wonderful. "Like, stores and shops and places?" I was still asking Wendy. "It was so much fun," Wendy said. "Fabric stores are great places to teach a girl color." She bent down and head butted Pyewacket ... girl bonding. Pyewacket jumped down from Wendy...
The symposium was tremendously received by the audience and the newspapers. The box that we carried everywhere in Egypt was a disguised top of the line digital camera. It was a simple thing to set the camera to line drawing, project those drawings on a photo sensitive glass plate, follow the procedure for the plates and use Mr. Edison's electric light in a magic lantern to project the glass plate images on to a screen. The biggest problem was choosing which plates to show. Luxor was...
When I say, Wouldn't allow us to talk about it, I mean just that; it is against the law of the land to discuss sex with any person. Thank Anthony Comstock; Be it enacted ... That whoever, within the District of Columbia or any of the Territories of the United States ... shall sell ... or shall offer to sell, or to lend, or to give away, or in any manner to exhibit, or shall otherwise publish or offer to publish in any manner, or shall have in his possession, for any such purpose or...
Pyewacket was hit by a car, today. She may be injured or worse. Worse would mean she died after leaving the scene. If we could find her ... we could take her to the vet. But we can’t. She’s not in her normal hiding spots... We know she was hit by a car because the driver stopped and searched the street. We heard the squall of tires and looked out the window. Since the auto was sideways in the street, we went outside. “Problem?” I asked the sixteen year old blonde. “I think I hit your...
We have nine ... count 'em ... nine interesting nearly identical kittens. They have enough variation in their spots that they are identifiable, it's a mind teaser but it is possible. Mom left us when they were seven weeks old. So, bottle fed babies. With nine of the little buggers, it's a chore. At nine weeks they weren't ready to be weened ... are we ever? At least, Pyewacket was around long enough to get them past the icky part. The icky part is where she used the roughness and...