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"Hi, Mr. Paris, what are you going to do for Thanksgiving?" The question came from Mae, his newly hired, twenty-three-year-old, part-time, paralegal. "The same as last year, I guess, a Swanson's turkey pot pie and a football game." Everybody in the office knew that he had been divorced for over three years and had turned into a workaholic, dividing his time between the office and his bachelor apartment. "Why don't you come and have Thanksgiving dinner with me and my roommate?" Ken...
Subject: Married and lonely I am a cute, 33 year-old married woman who feels totally ignored and unappreciated in her marriage. 5'3", 120 lbs, blond hair, great legs. I want to experience holding hands for the first time, a first kiss, possibly more if the chemistry is right. Open to any race, but I prefer ages 35-55. Especially older men who understand physical relationships better. Put “kiss” in the subject of your reply. I read the ad several times, debating whether I could really take that...
CheatingLinda had decided that she wanted to be treated to a speacial meal. She had invited 10 people around and had made every effort for her guests. Tey had a lovely meal and some conversation about what might be for desert. Linda had said that she had rather hoped that they had brought desert with them as she really just wanted to suck on their cocks.Linda was persuaded to tkae off her dress and was now just in her heels and ligerie while all 10 men presented their cocks to her in turn. She was...
Whhhoooo?click, clack, click, clack A Deelishus Scat Meal!!! ?by Femscatlover Arthur?s note: I have purposely left off physical descriptions of the characters. I want you to take this story and make it your own fantasy, by imagining the person that you would want to see in these roles.? Whhhoooo?click, clack, click, clack.? Venus pulled her coat tighter around her body, as she fought the whistling wind to keep the chill from her bones.? With each step she took, her three and a half inch...
"It's been so long I've lost my taste say, 'Angel come" said, 'Lick my face" lift all your drapes I'll play the part I'll open this mouth wide eat your heart I can hardly wait." - Hardly Wait (P.J. Harvey) We entered the apartment fifteen minutes later in a cheerful mood. We did not even have time to shout hello before Jessica dressed in an apron had thrown herself into our arms in a massive group hug. No words needed to be spoken but all of this was really getting to Jessica....
We went to the The Craven Heifer Inn Grassington Road, Skipton. We had arranged it by email he had sent a lovely invite. Arrived just after 12 noon, parked the car then Wayne left the car to make a phone call outside round the back of his car. After the call, as we entered the Inn Wayne commented on the beautiful colorful flower tubs outside and the fact that the Inn had accommodation. We went to the bar and I went to find a table, in the lighter, brighter extension. I handed him a menu. We...
EroticA fine time In Singapore part one I had accepted a 1 year exchange to teach at a school in Singapore, the school arranged for me to have a one bedroom apartment in the center of Singapore.On my first day l decided to dress to impress by wearing a grey lightweight suit with a short skirt, white silk blouse and black stockings with knee high black leather boots and as always l was wearing black leather gloves which were skin tight and reached up to mid arm and several rings and a watch over the...
Dear ISS readers, I wonder always as to why did God create this wonderful creature called woman. Is she to be admired, is she to be worshipped, or is she to be treated as a man’s slave, or is she to be enjoyed every atom. This puzzle will continue always in me. Can someone enlighten me please ? Any female living in Bangkok, please note I can be contacted at Eagerly waiting for your feedback and friendship. The very sight of any desi female turns me on, especially when I am in an alien...
It took them a while to finish eating, the calorific intake of an adult Borealan was massive. When they were done, the sun was low in the sky, and it didn’t look as if they would get any more work done that day. Ursi walked over to Dennis, sitting heavily beside him on the cargo bay floor. “We’ve gone over the plans, I think everyone knows their task now. We must wait for the bark to boil so that we can use the strips as rope in order to tie the logs together. As the strips dry, they will...
Over the next few hours Ursi worked out what furniture they would need for the longhouse, walking through the space with a tablet computer and entering in the data, converting Borealan measurements to centimeters and being sure to note any special requirements. Dennis returned to the Navarin and used the computer to look up information on the animal species that inhabited the Siberian taiga. It looked as if wild game was plentiful, there were large moose, of ideal size for a Borealan to dine...
They drank, smoked, and polished off what was left of the mutton, the Borealans groomed themselves like cats, cleaning their fur of blood and juice with their rough tongues in the absence of baths or hot springs. The vodka was excellent, and he had drunk enough to dull his senses and warm his belly. Ursi had become quite drunk, chasing the vodka shot with ‘raises the hair’ had been a bad idea, and the relatively small amount of alcohol by human standards had gone straight to her head. She...
Over the next few days, the Borealans split off into small groups, each choosing a location for their log cabins, clustered vaguely around the longhouse. They used similar methods as they had used to build the original structure, albeit the going was much faster on such a smaller scale. There seemed to be no real organization, the Borealans milled about, helping where they felt it was appropriate. It wasn’t uncommon to see one member of the pack working on a log wall in the morning, only to...
With nightfall came another feast, and the pack, or the village, as he could now call them, crowded the dining tables waiting for their meat. The butchers brought the freshly cooked kills, and the usual flurry of activity followed, the Borealans tearing into the platters of food with their hooked claws and sharp teeth. Ursi seemed to like the venison, savoring the soft, tender meat and taking her time to chew it, the mutton however she wolfed down with abandon, it barely touched the sides....
Dennis stood on one of the dining tables in the longhouse, and two dozen Borealans sat before him, some stared attentively, others muttered amongst themselves, perhaps wondering what all the fuss was about and why they had been called to this meeting. His hips were still sore from the night before, and Kaisha must be positively bedridden, but he did his best to appear commanding. Ursi stood beside him on the ground, almost at eye level despite their height difference, her arms crossed, ready...
Dennis left the embassy, breathing in a lungful of hot, dry air. The white sun blazed above him, bleaching the sandstone buildings and casting dark shadows. He could tolerate the heat and the gravity, though he acted a lot more brazen than he really felt. “Stay close to me and do not leave my sight,” Xhe warned as he trotted along beside her, the alien outpacing him with her long strides. There weren’t any pedestrians in this part of the city. The Patriarch’s spire protruded above the...
“Ambassador, you must get up, we have much to do.” Dennis sat up, rubbing his eyes. It must be morning, though it was impossible to tell because of the lack of windows. It played havoc with his internal clock. “Yes, I’m on my way Xhe, give me a moment...” He hopped out of bed, the familiar pressure of the harsh gravity clamping down on him. Just pulling on his pants was a workout. His suits might be bland compared to local fashions, but damn it, they were his. He couldn’t represent Earth...
The next morning Dennis was awoken by Xhe knocking on his door. “Ambassador, I managed to arrange a hunting trip. I also brought you breakfast. We will be departing in one hour.” A hunting trip? He had told her that he wanted to see the jungle, but he hadn’t expected her to organize a trip so quickly. He hopped out of bed, pulling on a pair of pants, then went to open the wooden door. Xhe was wearing a green dress today in a similar style of light, almost transparent fabric as her previous...
Dennis adjusted his new tie, the downy, shining fur standing out brilliantly against his black suit. It was the focal point of the outfit, a uniquely Borealan touch to a human style that conveyed status as much as sophistication. The rainbow spider fur was worn only by those of high standing in Borealan culture. His participation in the hunt, however passive it had been, and his position as ambassador to Earth qualified him to wear it. He turned to Xhe, who was standing behind him as he...
Dennis was awoken by Xhe tapping on his door. “Ambassador? I’m sorry to wake you early, but the Polar Regent is here to see you.” He stumbled out of bed, bleary-eyed. “The Polar Regent? What does she want?” “She has not said, and I lack the authority to ask her.” “Very well, give me a moment to get dressed.” Dennis flung on a clean suit and his now signature fur tie, then stepped out of his bedroom. The Polar Regent was waiting for him in the marble hallway, her long, fluffy tail waving...
“Is there anything else you’d like to see?” the Regent asked, lifting a steaming beverage from a tray that one of her guards was holding as she lounged in the courtyard. It was morning but, Dennis wouldn’t have known that without a clock on hand. Besides for the almost imperceptible, yellow glow of the secondary star, the electric lamps that circled the building were the only illumination. “Not that I can think of. I’ve already had Xhe take me to the places that came to mind. The city, a...
The vibrations of the engines traveled up through Dennis’ seat as the pilot lowered the craft to the landing pad adjacent to the Patriarch’s ivory tower. The landing gear crunched in the fresh layer of snow, and as the exit ramp opened a chill wind flooded the passenger bay, the brisk breeze ruffling the downy fur of the Polars. Dennis tried to avoid slipping in the slush that the thrusters had melted as he left the stone landing pad, navigating the oversized steps and watching for ice. Ursi...
Ursi could hardly contain herself as he relayed the story to her, sitting together before her roaring fire on the massive couch, the flames licking at the metal grate. She suppressed a chuckle as she sipped daintily from a wooden mug, her long legs crossed as Dennis finished telling her about his encounter with Xhe. “How embarrassing for your poor secretary, Dennis. You’re just full of surprises, aren’t you?” She handed him the mug, and he took a long draw, the sweet taste of raises the hair...
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I've known my best friend for so long, I'm not even sure of when we met. All I know is that back then, I didn't even like girls yet. But she changed all that without trying. She was kind to me when no one else at school was. Oddly enough, I was the guy who became interested in a girl's personality before I was even interested with their bodies. But enough of that. We've been friends ever since, even after my unrequited love faded. And she's grown more beautiful every day since. I'll describe...
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Soon after my first sexual encouter with padma my maid in Chennai, my work life began at bangalore. I found a small apartment, where I stayed alone and closeby to my work place. Worklife was tough and busy and for nearly 6 months and I had no time to indulge anything apart work. I was getting sexually frustrated and homesick at the time thinking of the days I used to bang padma. Also the hotel food was beginning to bore me, so I decided to hire a cook for the weekend’s atleast. I told the...
Jenny stood at the station waiting for the train; her life had felt so empty these last three weeks spending each night alone and then she heard the train pull into the station. As the passengers disembarked she eagerly searched the throng of people looking for Cassie and there at the back was her beloved Cassie and her heart skipped a beat. Cassie was wearing the dress that Jenny loved, a short flowery summer dress she had bought her when they first met four months ago. She herself was wearing...
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Sex Doll ShopsFine Print By Julie O Thanks to Itinerant and Barry Chapter 1 "Good afternoon," greeted Mark Randall as he extended his hand. The younger man shook hands with Mark. "I appreciate you seeing me so quickly," replied James Davison. "Please sit down," said Mark as he sat down behind his desk. He then opened up a file. "So, how does it look?" asked James...
The response TOMORROW This part is true. I asked what time and the response 12. I then asked if it was pm or am and I got AM. I asked if I could leave a note for my family to let them know since this has been a fantasy I had since I was a kid. The response I got was NO. I asked how many has been swallowed in the devils ass. MANY So I asked if I was going to be the only one. NO This was at 2am so I went to bed. I got back on the board at 945am and wanted to see if this was real....
There once was a 12 year old boy named Brunie. Brunie always considered himself mature for his age and always tried to act this way. He would often masturbate and drink alcohol. One day, Brunie was alone in his room, masturbating of course. He was moaning very loud as he was about to reach his steamy climax. All of the sudden, his 15 year old brother Tommy walked into his room. "Ahh Fuck!" Brunie screamed as he reached for his blanket to cover himself up. Tommy looked away, secretly trying...
Jenny stood at the station waiting for the train, her life had felt so empty these last three weeks spending each night alone and then she heard the train pull into the station. As the passengers disembarked she eagerly searched the throng of people looking for Cassie and there at the back was her beloved Cassie and her heart skipped a beat. Cassie was wearing the dress that Jenny loved, a short flowery summer dress she had bought her when they first met four months ago. She herself was wearing...
Subject: Married and lonely I am a cute, 33 year-old married woman who feels totally ignored and unappreciated in her marriage. 5’3′, 120 lbs, blond hair, great legs. I want to experience holding hands for the first time, a first kiss, possibly more if the chemistry is right. Open to any race, but I prefer ages 35-55. Especially older men who understand physical relationships better. Put “kiss” in the subject of your reply. I read the ad several times, debating whether I could really take...
I’ve known my best friend for so long, I’m not even sure of when we met. All I know is that back then, I didn’t even like girls yet. But she changed all that without trying. She was kind to me when no one else at school was. Oddly enough, I was the guy who became interested in a girl’s personality before I was even interested with their bodies. But enough of that. We’ve been friends ever since, even after my unrequited love faded. And she’s grown more beautiful every day since. I’ll describe...
Phillippe asked me to attend to him one Friday lunchtime. I decided to take a holiday day off work because I would also be meeting Harrison in the evening. Two delicious cocks and no work stress would be a naughty and delightful day. I had requested that Phillippe take some photos of me pleasuring him so I could share them with my younger lover.I waited in the street watching the world go by. Exactly on time Phillippe crossed the street and gave me a nod. He unlocked the doors and I followed...
The note was direct, to the point."One in skirt, panties and blouse blindfolded hands bound before her. The other in a dress and panties. Be ready by 6:00 pm. NO playing!"They smiled at one another.He had called looking for Bob, a wrong number. Trying to be funny, she asked what he was wearing and the fantasy had begun.They talked by phone and e-mail. His sexy voice causing both their pussies to drip. After his calls it always ended in the same way their tongues fucking each other. They had...
it was a saturday night about 7pm. Me bob(my fella)and a few friends had all planned to go out for dinner. I couldn t decide what to wear all i know is that i was in the mood to look sexy so i went upstrairs to get ready. A few friends had all ready turned up at the house. while upstairs i shouted one of my girl mate upstairs to help me find something to wear but i secertley wanted her to watch me get undress as that turns me on so much i had a see though white bra and knickers on so she could...
There are a group of people I regularlly swing with. This 1 night I got a phone call from one of the women named Susan who asked me if I would like to come over. She told me sh had a few friends over and they wanted some fun. None of their husbands were there. I asked susan if I could bring a friend and she said of course. She knew who exactly I was going to bring, mt t/s girlfriend. We got there and we all starting talking. Everyone was so horney that my friend went right over to one of the...
..his strong arms lift you out of the water, then he sits you on the side of the pool with your feet still dangling in it..instinctively your knees clamp together..he growls and uses his firm hands to pry your legs apart as you instinctively lay back, slightly.. his tongue, darts and licks your inner thigh, leaving a saliva trail as it inches closer to your honeypot..which by now is quite moist..you're surpprised at his aggressiveness but you put up little resistance, leaning back further and...
I had been pretty sure that Fiona would have an amazing body, but nothing could have prepared me for what I saw. Curves. From the swell, motion and size of her fantastic breasts to the elegant musculature of her taut tummy; from the dangerous transition of her slim waist to the generous and full grace of her hip, Fiona was the utter epitome of sexual desire given form. There were other men out there who had seen the body I was seeing and they had probably shot off still fully dressed...
My name is Jean-Sébastien but most of my English-speaking friends call me John. I’m twenty-two years old, I was born and raised in Montreal and am currently studying to become an accountant. I live with my mom Valérie in a two-bedroom apartment that’s about an hour away from school. My parents separated when I was still a toddler, so life has pretty much been me and my mom.Between going to school and seeing my friends, I usually lead a very busy life so staying with my mom is okay for now. She...
IncestWhen I was young, barely eighteen, a co-worker and I hit some of the bars in Asheville. After we'd had a few drinks and got bored with the bar scene we decided to check out the Fine Arts theatre. It was a seedy porno theatre, the kind of place you didn't want to be seen walking into by anyone you knew. As we sat there watching low quality porn flicks I started noticing that guys kept walking up and down the aisles way more than usual, especially considering there was no concession stand. I also...
January 18, 1992, Chicago, Illinois “Breakfast with the guys, karate, a date with Kajri, and a date with Crystal? You have a full day, Tiger!” We were walking to the hospital just before 5:00am on Saturday morning. Kara was still home in bed, because she’d decided that -2°F was too cold to get out of a warm bed. Jessica sympathized and told her to stay there. “I figured because this was one of the days you traded for to get our time together at Christmas, it made sense. Kara had already...
Introduction: A woman in dire straits gets an offer she cant refuse… and a weekend in bodily servitude. FINE PRINT (Part One) (Authors note: this is in no way intended to resemble any real occurrences, or depict anyone or any companies in the real world. This is nothing more than a product of my imagination, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the real me or my own preferences. My brain gets up in the middle of the night and paints on the walls, pours everything in the refrigerator on the...
FINE PRINT "Oh my God!" Kimmie covered her mouth and laughed. "You're kidding, right?" "No, I'm not kidding, don't laugh." Jayme scowled at her best friend. "You're serious? How can you be serious?" The two were sitting at a table in the food court at the mall, both suckingon Karberfruit smoothies. They'd come straight from the salon where they'dboth had their hair done in the latest craze. Their hair was now embedded withsparkles so that it shimmered under the lights. Jayme had gone with...
I was concerned that things would be very weird the next morning. How were we going to recover from such an intimate and unusual experience? My concerns were quickly cast aside, at least temporarily, when I woke up with a huge boner. As soon as I regained consciousness, I felt sexual urges for my mother again. At first, I stayed in bed for a bit and thought of jerking off before stepping out into the real world. But as I began to touch myself, I was way too excited to stay in my room and...
Incest(Author's note: this is in no way intended to resemble any real occurrences, or depict anyone or any companies in the real world. This is nothing more than a product of my imagination, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the real me or my own preferences. My brain gets up in the middle of the night and paints on the walls, pours everything in the refrigerator on the floor, and smiles stupidly up at me in the wee hours like it deserves a fucking Nobel Prize for it. I either write down...
I woke up to a new sensation, that of being full again. Having life flowing through me and feeling like a whole new person, I glanced to my side…. She was gone, although I could already feel that the bed was light. “We still have to be careful, I guess.” I muttered to myself in ragged breaths. The memories of last night came flooding in. I remembered her sexy lingerie, her lush lips, and her nipples. Before long I found myself with a raging hard- on, I was tempted to whack of my hard...
My name is Craig, I’m currently 19. I live with my parents and my bratty sister, life was pretty easy as dad earned quite a fortune and mom makes a not too bad sum herself from her clothing line. I wouldn’t call myself muscular but I’m in shape only because I had buried myself in sports and extra-curricular activities to take my mind off the misery of losing…... I had always found older women sexy, and most times found myself fantasizing about meeting and having sex with a MILF. Don’t get me...
I woke up with a buzz, staring up at my white ceiling the events of last night began to unfold… at first I felt a pang of guilt but I remembered how much I enjoyed it, I remembered her warm mouth enslaving my dick, I remembered my cum trickling down her chin and falling down her blouse, I remembered that final smile, oh how much I really wanted more to happen. I stepped out of bed into my bathroom with a semi hard on, thoughts came creeping in and before long I was rubbing my dick, I thought of...
ten miniutes go by, slowly movign forward in line while talking to my friends Sam and Ryan which were obviously looking at my previously found treasures. I guilt trip my friends for there behavior and remind them that the girls they are undressing in there minds are my sisters age 14 and they are pedifiles. This snapped them out there stare and defensively say they wouldn't really ever do anything and that they arn't even attracted to the little girls ahead even though there jean shorts are...
Rick swam slowly along about ten feet above the bottom. His eyes swept back and forth, searching for a tell-tale shape or gleam. He saw nothing. He looked at the gage on his wrist, he had plenty of air left. He had ten more kicks left before he made a right turn to a due south heading. Then he stopped. He heard the whine and thump of a boat approaching. Sounded like a large fast boat. He saw it pass just to the east of him. As it went by he saw something hit the water and plunge for the bottom....
The warm Jamaican sun was streaming down on Veronica’s voluptuous nude body. She felt Clive’s hands rubbing sunscreen over her back as they lay on the beautiful tropical beach. “Turn over!” he said. She turned, exposing her bare skin on her abdomen, her 36DDs which didn’t sag, and her slick bare mons pubis. Her vaginal area was bleached and her labia extended from her vulva, indicating her high level of sexual excitement. Clive continued to rub sunscreen on her body. His hand went down to her...
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