Life Diverted Part 2 Adulthood Chapter 8 Warlord
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July 1973, age 18
All is not what it seems. That’s a phrase I got a much better understanding of during July and August of ‘73. Dan was the first to mention it, but he wasn’t the last.
“Nice time playing croquet?”, Dan asked me when I got home Sunday night.
I considered a poetic reply and came up with: “Bastard”.
He had a good laugh, then told me, “The two object lessons from this are that things are not always what they seem, and it’s quite possible for a person to adapt to fit into any social situation. It takes effort and skill, but it’s possible, so bear that in mind for Cranwell.”
“So you obviously don’t detest your godson. I quite like him, by the way. We’ve arranged to meet in London next week.”
“Good”, Dan replied with an approving nod. “After you and Caity, Hugo is the closest thing I have to family. I usually break him out of school on Sunday afternoons when it’s my day off. He doesn’t have the best home life.”
“You’re kidding! He seemed to have a pretty cushy life to me.”
“Home life is more than the house you live in and the possessions you own”, he said sadly. “His mother is a snotty little bitch, and Ed gets too wrapped up in his work. Hugo had a nanny that basically raised him till he was seven, then they packed him off to boarding school. His sister has grown into a carbon copy of her mother. She’ll be going into upper sixth at Cheltenham Ladies’ College, so that must make her, what, seventeen? She’ll soon be on the hunt for a husband, which should put the fear of God into every eligible bachelor on the planet.”
Note to self: steer clear.
“Lady Tedbury-Smith seems to be quite fond of you, darling Daniel.”
“Don’t you start! Seriously, beware of her. She’s devious, conniving and too intelligent for her own good. Ed met his match with her in every way, which is probably why he fell for her. She kept him in her bed until his father died, thus giving her the title and half the inheritance. Then within a month, they were separated, which devastated Ed. Both kids were in boarding school by then, but it hit Hugo hard. The divorce forced him and his sister to pick opposite sides, which divided them irrevocably. Very sad all round. Anyway, changing the subject, have a read of this.” He handed me the Sunday Times newspaper. “Page six.”
Once on the page, I spotted the headline: AEROSPACE MERGER CONFOUNDS LABOUR PARTY.
The story gave a pretty accurate account of the planned merger of our engineering divisions, which we had yet to announce. “Was this a leak?”
“Yes, but an expected one. We sat down with the union reps on Friday to brief them on the merger and worker cooperative idea. That was well received, but it was inevitable that they’d blab to their friends in the Labour Party, and from there, the press.”
“Any push-back?”
Dan laughed. “Nothing serious. Labour are in a right muddle. Some are praising the cooperative. Others are saying the merger is a waste of time as they’re still going to nationalise us. And Tony Benn is loudly calling it a tactical move, which of course it is. We’ll issue a statement in the morning to confirm the details, but the reaction from the business world is positive. The consensus seems to be that we’re an attractive prospect in an otherwise troubled economy. With luck, the initial offering may be oversubscribed.”
“When is it happening?”
“As soon as possible. No later than the 1st if October. The Yom Kippur War starts on the 6th, so we must have it done before that.”
“Would it not be better to wait?”
“If we had a couple of years to spare, yes. The markets are still depressed from January’s crash. Inflation is at 9%. Next year it’ll be 16%, then 24% the year after. And the oil price shock won’t do anything good. But unfortunately the Labour Party will get into government next February, so if we’re going to do this, it has to be now. You still want to go ahead?”
“Unless you recommend otherwise, yes.”
“Good. Now, Ed is coming round tomorrow morning to see you.”
Uh oh. “Is he pissed off that I tried to drug his son?”
He shook his head. “No. This will be a serious company-related conversation to be had in the safe room. And there’s one other thing for this week: I need you to think about Operation Red-Rising.”
Wonderful. Another life or death mess to sort through, this time in Ethiopia. “I thought I had another...” I counted through the months, “seven months?”
“We can’t throw this one together at the last minute as we just don’t have the assets there. Our nearest would be in Saudi, but the Red Sea separates Ethiopia. Ideally, I’d like a go or no-go order by the end of this month, partly because you’ve complicated things having Ed join us. We’ll have to cover our tracks about where the initial intel came from.”
I blew out a breath, then admitted, “I didn’t think of that”.
He shrugged. “We’ll get around it. It’s a complication, not a problem. Ed will take charge of the on-the-books resources, but I’m going to keep most of our deniable assets well hidden. Don’t forget what I told you about my level of trust in him.”
“I haven’t.”
I also hadn’t told Dan about my pact with Ed over South Africa, or the leverage it gave me. Secrets are for keeping.
When Sir Edward arrived Monday mid-morning, I showed him into the study, and then into our secret room. I had made sure that the iPad was hidden away. He seemed very interested in the concept of the room but didn’t delay in getting down to business.
“Finn, we have a security breach: a persistent leak at Marvel Tower. We now know for certain that someone has been passing company files to the tabloid press. It’s also possible that information has been going to other places, possibly even the KGB.”
“What!”, I hissed.
“We can’t currently confirm the second part. Dan briefed me on this last week, so it’s now on my desk as I officially started work today. There has been suspicion of something like this for a while, but the first solid evidence came last week from that reporter in Italy. I’m told that you, quite wisely, had the man strip-searched before handing him to the police. Our people found a hotel room key on him, so they turned his room over and found copies of the travel plan produced by your secretary.”
I was horrified. “It can’t be Freya!” I spoke quietly but urgently. “Please tell me it isn’t.”
“Too soon to say either way, but I’ll go as far as saying I think it’s unlikely.”
“Why?”
“For one thing, if it were her, the leaks could have been an awful lot worse. And for another, the first suspected leak was before she started working for you.” That meant this had been going on for more than two years. Ed shrugged it off and continued. “The document in his possession had considerable detail, right down to the names, dates of birth and passport numbers of all your friends who attended. Your secretary had the lead on arranging the trip, but she would have liaised with other departments about travel, security, catering and so on. Several external people would also have received some of the information, but not the full document, so we can rule out the airline, the villa caretaker, and the Italian police.”
“Christ”, I exclaimed. This was bad in all sorts of ways. “How are you going to fix this?”
“I’m going to produce a list of people who had access to the document, then work on narrowing it down.”
“How?”
“The company started a small bank a few months ago. Were you aware?”
“Of course.”
“Well, Dan being a sneaky sod offered your entire staff a cash bonus if they closed their existing bank accounts and moved to us. The majority did. That gives us access to their financial records, so I’m going to follow the money. Our leaker isn’t doing this for free. He or she might not be stupid enough to bank a wad of cash, but we can look for patterns. It’s not hard to spot when a person isn’t spending as much of their salary as they should be. If we find a target, then we set them up for a fall.”
I knew what that meant. It was the classic method of giving someone a unique piece of information and seeing where it ended up.
Monday night, I made a snap decision about what I would do the next day. I was in my Tiger Moth not long after breakfast Tuesday morning, flying up to Donington. Ewan was waiting there (he had driven up late the previous night) and drove me the last stretch up to Sheffield. It was Charlie’s sports day.
I had been due to be in Italy, so my honorary little brother wasn’t expecting me. The look on his face when he saw me was worth the effort of the trip a thousand times over. He came barreling at me for a hug, which surprised me given that his friends were watching. A hug with me was apparently worth surrendering some of his street cred. I was touched. I helped him regain some of his credibility afterwards by engaging him in chatter, jokes and banter with some playful brotherly pushing and shoving back and forth. I had met a few of his friends in previous years, and he introduced me to the rest. One of them asked if I was his brother. Charlie replied, “No. He’s much better than a brother.” I love this kid.
It turned out that Charlie’s mum, Ruth, couldn’t attend because of work, which went some way to explaining his reaction. It also gave him an excuse to dragoon me into the dads’ race. I made him get special permission from his teacher, as I thought (and quietly hoped) I wouldn’t qualify. No such luck. Many parents had better sense than to compete, so they needed everyone they could get. I didn’t win the race — I’ve never been much of a runner — but I was much nearer the front than the back and didn’t embarrass myself or Charlie.
Term didn’t finish till Friday, so when I escaped later that day, it was with the promise that I’d pick him up at the weekend. I stayed the night at Harry’s place, having a boys’ night in, then flew home the next day.
On Wednesday afternoon, I caught Simon sneaking out of Caity’s bedroom after what was presumably a quick after-school fuck. He froze like a deer in headlights. At least he was fully dressed this time. It was actually good to see him. This situation had dragged on long enough.
“My room. March!”
I didn’t leave him much choice but to obey. I closed the door behind us, and we both sat.
“This has got to stop”, I told him.
His face crumpled. “You said it was okay!”
“Of course I did! I also said you didn’t need to sneak around anymore, yet you’ve spent the last three months avoiding me like I’ve got some nasty disease. It’s got to stop! Okay?”
The realisation hit him that this wasn’t about what he thought it was. “Caity thought you were still uncomfortable with us doing it.”
“I am. But I like you, and I miss having you around here, so I’ll just have to get over it. Harry’s moved up north to start a new job, and the rest of my friends are away and soon to go off to university. I’m just left behind. It’s pathetic to admit this because you’re four years younger than me, but I need you and Caity. I might go out of my mind with loneliness otherwise. I’m so sorry I hurt you. Please, will you stop treating me like this?”
I felt quite emotional by the end of that. I had surprised myself with some of what I’d blurted out, but it was all true. I didn’t like being lonely.
Simon did exactly the right thing by lightening the mood. He punched my arm lightly and said, “Mate, you scared the crap out of me! I thought you were banning me from sex. That would have cost me a fortune in tissues!”
I laughed and returned the favour with a slap on the back of his head. “Please tell me you’ve at least invested in some condoms since last time. You can never be too careful, and you don’t want to see what I’d do to you if you got Caity pregnant!”
He smirked. “I have, I promise. Caity has her security buy them for us.”
“Really”, I said sarcastically. “I should drag you down to Boots and make you buy some yourself! Is little Simon afraid of the scary pharmacy lady?”
“Oh God, please don’t: I’d die of embarrassment! Anyway, I have to keep them in Caity’s room. If my mum found them at home, she’d murder me.”
“Why’s that?”, I asked innocently.
“I’m her baby boy. She can’t know I’m having sex! She only lets me come over here because she thinks we’re chaperoned.”
“Hmm, maybe I should call her.”
Simon knew I wouldn’t, but he played along. “So, bestest friend in the world, you call me whenever you want to hang out. I’m all yours.” Then he turned serious. “You need to fix things with Caity. She says it’s been awkward.”
I admitted, “I know. Any suggestions?”
“Let’s go for a swim”, he answered.
“I thought you two liked to skinny-dip?”
“We do. Like I said, you should come for a swim with us. It’ll help you break the ice.”
That was a horrible idea. Nightmarish. I would end up on a psychiatrist’s couch. Or, on the other hand, it might fix the situation. I needed to do that somehow, and I didn’t have any better ideas. God alone knows why, but I agreed.
So the two of us went down the corridor, and I knocked on my sister’s door. “Caity?”
“What!”, came from within.
“Me and Simon are going swimming. You wanna join us?”
A short delay, then she opened the door and looked behind me to her boyfriend. “I thought you’d gone home?”
“Finn stopped me. We’ve been having a good chat.”
She turned her attention to me. “And he’s still alive?”
I put my arm around Simon’s shoulders in an exaggerated show of friendship. “While Harry’s away, Simon’s agreed to be my best friend. We’re going to spend lots of guy-time together. If you want to join us occasionally, that would be okay. I can just about tolerate you.”
I expected an acerbic come-back. Instead, I got a hug. Apparently the situation had been bothering her, too.
“So you’re going to come skinny-dipping with us?” It was as if the two of them had coordinated this.
“Doctor Simon says it’ll help me get over the nightmares I have about you two. But you, young lady, are not allowed to look when I get in the pool! I don’t want you scared by the sight of what a real penis looks like, having only seen a baby one till now.”
“Hey!” Simon punched my arm again, considerably harder this time.
We all laughed, then I said seriously to Caity, “I need to make this right. If this is what it takes, then fine.”
And so we went skinny-dipping. Awkward? Oh my god yes. At least at first. Caity and I kept a healthy distance between us, but Simon, bless him, made every effort to race me, splash me, and wrestle with me with no embarrassment or thought of where our various body parts were. He spent plenty of time being uninhibitedly tactile with Caity too but didn’t allow me the chance to over-think things. It ended up being a lot of fun.
On Thursday, I spent the day with Hugo Tedbury-Smith. He was staying at his dad’s flat, so we picked him up there and went to do a few things that he’d never done with his posh mates. We started at Covent Garden, watching street performers and having a snack lunch. Then we went on a boat tour down the Thames to Tower Bridge, went on HMS Belfast, then took a boat back up the river to Big Ben. The more time I spent with Hugo in ‘ordinary person mode’, the more I liked him. It was as if he was making the most of his time out of a straight-jacket.
We had dinner at a restaurant near Sloane Square in Chelsea, which is where we needed to be for our evening entertainment. I had warned Hugo that the show we were going to see would probably offend his upper-class sensibilities, which he laughed off. I had even checked with his dad, who said it would broaden his horizons. It certainly did that. Mine too. We went to see the Rocky Horror Show at the Royal Court Theatre. This was partly a business trip: I wanted to buy the film rights. But mainly, it was fun. If you’ve never seen the show done live (and have a strong heart), it’s well worth going. Hugo and I went through foot tapping, face-reddening embarrassment at the naughtiness, and the obligatory audience participation in the Time Warp. Neither of us would forget that night in a hurry!
At the end of the show, I approached one of the ushers and handed him a Marvel Studios business card. “Would you be kind enough to go backstage and ask Mister O’Brien if he could spare a minute to talk to me about movie rights?”
The guy goggled at me for a moment, presumably trying to reconcile the job title on the card with my age. In the end, he gave me the benefit of the doubt. A few minutes later I met the great man, who had both written the show and played the hunchback Riff Raff. Hugo and I complimented him, and I told him to call my office any time if he wanted to make a movie version of the show.
Friday was a lazy day until Dan got home, when he updated me on a few minor things. Our football team was gearing up for the new season, having failed to secure election to the league above. And airline orders for Concorde had flat-lined since the crash of the Soviet equivalent at the Paris Air Show the previous month. That, despite us announcing a raft of new safety features designed to prevent a future Paris Concorde crash.
On Saturday morning, I repeated my journey up to Sheffield via East Midlands Airport, except this time I flew a Beagle Pup with Ewan on board instead of the open-air Tiger Moth. The plan for the first week of the summer holiday was to explore our new theme park. There was a hotel and a huge shopping mall at the western edge of the site (with an uncanny resemblance to Bluewater as that end of the site would have been in the future). So on Monday, Charlie, Caity, Simon and myself moved into our hotel rooms and generally explored. Tuesday to Thursday we did every ride, every show, and every attraction that the huge park had to offer. The place had quickly become very popular, and the queues had lengthened accordingly (unless you happened to own the place). It was staggering to see how the designs on paper had translated into a real place that now drew visitors from all over Europe.
We had intended to come home on Friday, but we lost a day thanks to my friends on Fleet Street. The Daily Mirror ran a story on Thursday that I had let my teenage sister share a hotel room with her boyfriend. They basically called her a slut and me an unfit parental figure. They claimed to have contacted social services to suggest they look into the appropriateness of Caity’s home life.
I was livid. I was literally shaking with rage. Ewan took charge, getting us packed up and whisked away before photographers descended or the phones started ringing. Charlie was upset to be leaving early, but I promised we’d go back at least once over the summer.
We got home safely, where Dan and Ed were both waiting along with Simon’s parents and his twin sister. I needed this like a hole in the head, but I had to protect Caity and Simon. “Go upstairs”, I told them, adding to Susan, “You too.”
Simon’s mum loudly announced, “He’s not going anywhere with that ... with that...”
I interrupted her. “Choose your next words very carefully madam! I am not in a tolerant mood, so I might just destroy you as I’m going to destroy the Daily Mirror!” To the kids, “GO!”
Dan thankfully shepherded the parents into the living room, and we all sat, albeit stiffly.
I started. “Forgive me; I’ve forgotten your surname.”
“Caws.”
“Thank you. Now, Mr and Mrs Caws, this is obviously an upsetting situation. Nobody should have their personal life splashed across a newspaper. I’ve suffered this myself when the Sun published that false story about me hitting a kid at school. I assure you we will deal with this.”
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This is not the story of how my mother, my sister, and I escaped that catastrophe, of how the starliner Pegasus II tried to escape the disaster into FTL only to be destroyed by debris, of our flight to and rendezvous at the lifeboats, of the 24-person lifeboat jettisoning with just the three of us aboard. There are at least a dozen such accounts from the 87 survivors from the Peg, and most, to be honest, are more compelling. This is not the story of the first tumultuous hours after the...
Introduction: Youll want to read Part 1 first! Lifes Strange Turns, Part 2 The phone rang, waking both Karen and myself with a start. Wed slept for only about 15 minutes. Well, it would have been bad to sleep longer, but it would have been almost tragic if the phone had rung while we were writhing around having such marvelous sex. Especially if shed had my cock in her mouth I thought! To give Karen some phone privacy and to take care of some personal hygiene issues, I ran into the shower and...
Mom and Dad had been planning to renew their vows that very evening, and Mom had arrived at the lifeboat directly from the station where she had been shopping and getting made up for the ceremony. She was already in her white dress, tight around her torso to accentuate her remarkable figure but flowing in the skirt to give her an ethereal look. She wore white stockings underneath, the lacy tops barely visible where the skirt had ridden up. Like the rest of us, she was shoeless, probably...
PART 1 Them fuckin’ Armed Services get all the credit, but who gets their asses blown out of the water to get them their crap, for chrissake? Us fuckers in the Merchant Marine, that’s who. Goddamn sub-bait. And then they don’t send nobody to fish us out. Goddamn Krauts. Goddamn war! Cookie bobbed in his lifejacket and watched his ship disappear, a sorry excuse for a vessel, to be sure, but nonetheless, his ship. Sailors deep-six all the time, the risk they signed on for, perhaps. Bad luck,...
Introduction: First, let me introduce myself…the author. I am a 37 year old divorced career woman, no kids. I am in a serious hetero relationship with an interesting sex life…pretty creative, with role playing and outdoor encounters being the most exciting. I have been lurking here for a few weeks, reading all the hot, sexy stories members have posted. I thought Id try my hand at writing and keep it busy and away from my coochie for a change. Im going to try telling this story as a male, to...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 3 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 12 - Rentr?e des Classes pour Chris Pour des raisons diff?rentes, les deux cousins ?taient tout aussi inquiets. Chris faisait sa rentr?e dans la l'?cole de beaut? et Sam avait mis ses nouveaux v?tements et esp?rait plaire ? Jessica. M?me s'il avait dit le contraire ? son cou...
Introduction: Best read the stories in sequence! Lifes Strange Turns, Part 3 Monday and Tuesday came and went, with nothing exciting happening, except that Sandy called to say that she had gotten a nice offer on the house from a couple about 30. Her kids were back from their Dads, so she couldnt come over, but wanted to. Id gone to the gym after work Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, and chatted with a pretty woman in the my age bracket that was interesting and had no rings or other evidence of...
Ce jour-l?, Maxime Lamothe eu 17 ans pour la premi?re fois de sa vie. Bien s?r, il avait eu 16 ans, aussi, et 15 ans avant ?a. Mais ces ann?es-l? ?taient encore porteuses d'espoir. Il avait attendu, attendu, mais il s'?tait jur? que si ??a? ne changeait pas, il irait voir quelqu'un. Au cas o?. C'?tait maintenant. - Ecoutez, jeune homme...je ne vois rien d'anormal. Votre taille ne devrait...plus tellement changer. Vos parents ?taient d?j? petits eux aussi, apr?s tout. Mais c'est vrai, g?n?ralement...enfin....-...
Maxime resta tr?s longtemps dans un demi-coma. Ou, tout du moins, il le pensait. Des images allaient et venaient. Des personnages apparaissaient devant lui. Il ne pouvait pas voir leur visage, mais il les entendait parler. Parfois en fran?ais, parfois en anglais. Il se sentit avoir froid. Puis chaud. Puis froid ? nouveau. Et faim. Et chaud. Plusieurs fois il voulut ouvrir ses yeux, mais il n'y parvenait pas. Lorsqu'il ouvrit enfin ses yeux, il ?tait dans une chambre d'h?pital. Toute blanche, toute...
In this part Theron trys to drug Queen to make her his lifetime slave. And he started to sceduce her hard. [email protected]
FantasyNote from the author: The story is in Italian as I realized it is too hard for me to keep writing in English, but I will probably translate it later on. ---------------------------- Capitolo 3: Rachel Matt sedeva al tavolo della cucina di Steve. Una massa indistinta di capelli viola le ondeggiava davanti al viso ogni volta che si muoveva. Indossava ancora il pigiama prestatole da Chelsea. "Non riesco proprio a credere di aver avuto bisogno di un...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 5 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 21 - Une jolie secr?taire Sam se r?veilla en pensant que jamais il n'avait si bien dormi. Comme Chris dormait encore, il prit son petit d?jeuner en silence. Quand il entendit Chris arriver derri?re lui, Sam leva la t?te pour recevoir un baiser. "Sammy, tu as l'air...
Introduction: Ron Popeil offers a new invention called The Spartan Spitter. Introducing the Spartan Spitter Story: #25 Copyright 2005 Written: February 06 2005 A story By: KaosAngel Proofed by: Piasa_Troll Please send any comments about this story to ([email protected]) ********************************************************************** Imagine yourself sitting in your favorite easy chair, nagging wife finally went to bed, or those unruly daughters disregarded your rules and ran out again,...
Story: #25 Copyright ©2005 Written: February 06 2005 A story By: KaosAngel Proofed by: Piasa_Troll Please send any comments about this story to ([email protected]) ********************************************************************** Imagine yourself sitting in your favorite easy chair, nagging wife finally went to bed, or those unruly daughter's disregarded your rules and ran out again, you wish there was some way to spit and process them without spending a fortune, flipping...
Last night I went to the pool late and ended up having a threesome in the showers.Usually, I go to the pool during the day. It feels warmer, I get some work on my speedo tan, and in the middle of the day, the pool is generally quiet. Yesterday (Friday) I was busy with work all day and time just got away from me. The pool closes at nine pm and just before eight pm, I decided to go for a late-night swim. I really wanted to get out of the house and had nothing else planned.The pool was quiet...
Gay MaleParte 3- Boa! Exclamou o J, que logo se refreou um pouco perante a minha quase indiferença.- Excelente ideia I, concordou o P, e como temos pouca roupa em cima de nós acaba num instante. Risos.- Não sei não…disse eu, tentando reverter a decisão que parecia tomada.- Qual é o problema? De qualquer forma já nos vimos todos nuzinhos hoje à tarde! Argumentou o J.Estava-se mesmo a ver onde eles nos queriam levar, mas perante tanta insistência e concordância, não seria eu a estragar o barato. Tb era...
7 de octubre 2017ESTEBAN, DAVID, MIGUELDurante el día fui hacer compras para mi casa y fui a vitriniar en un centro comercial, luego en la tarde me puse a ver una película con Denzel Washington y Marc Anthony sobre un secuestro, no pude ver el final ya que me dormí, lastima pero sabía que con la dormida tendría más energía para la noche.Me aliste para salir sola, me entro la idea durante la semana, una ducha y loción corporal para estar deliciosa. Salí bastante sexy para provocar, fui a un...
Después de lo que había pasado en el hotel aquel, no podía quitarme de la cabeza lo ocurrido.Antes de salir de la habitación me había dado un pequeño papel con la dirección de su trabajo y el número de teléfono.Había pasado ya casi un mes cuando encontré esa nota guardada en mi cajón entre mi ropa anterior, la saque y no pude evitar sentir que mi respiración se agito recordando de nuevo aquella verga en mis labios entrando y saliendo, sus venas marcadas.Cargue la nota entre mis libros unos días...
GRAN BEL PASTICCIO -parte 1Una serata andata male!?!Dipende dai punti di vista... vediamo un poco. Dal mio punto di vista, beh... si!Appuntamento alle 21.30.Auto lustra e con pieno.Agghindato come un albero di Natale.Arrapato come...Lei mora, occhi verdi, un poco a mandorla, bella al naturale, un seno proporzionato con due capezzoli che dietro al costume erano sempre turgidi, fianchi perfetti, alti e stretti, ginocchia esili ed ossute, caviglie sottili, glutei da bralilera, ballerina ed...
Ships, particularly warships, have watertight compartments to stop internal flooding from torpedoes, bombs, or other hull damage to the ship. Sailors slam the heavy steel doors (hatches) shut and seal them tight, also known as dogging the hatches. This keeps the ship afloat during times of crisis.Military people, particularly those who have seen combat, also have compartments. When you’re flying off of your leader’s wing (who is also your best friend) and he gets blown out of the sky and you...
Love Stories(C) Mojavejoe420 2020 Ships, particularly warships, have watertight compartments to stop internal flooding from torpedoes, bombs, or other hull damage to the ship. Sailors slam the heavy steel doors (hatches) shut and seal them tight, also known as dogging the hatches. This keeps the ship afloat during times of crisis. Military people, particularly those who have seen combat, also have compartments. When you’re flying off of your leader’s wing (who is also your best friend) and he gets...
Note de l'auteur: vous trouverez dans ce chapitre et dans les suivants, quelques tranches de vie de l'enfance d'Alexandre. Ces petites histoires, qui se d?roulent entre 10 et 15 ans environ, permettront d'accompagner Alexandre dans la d?couverte de sa vraie personnalit?. L'enfance d'Alex - Partie 1 Arriv?e... La nouvelle maison ------------------------ Victor Martis n'?tais pas m?content de quitter cet appartement qui commen?ait ? ?tre trop petit pour eux trois... Il savait qu'Alexandre serait ...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 4 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 17 - Nouveau look Assise ? son bureau, Jessica se demanda comment Sam serait habill? ce lundi matin, elle trouvait qu'il avait un gout tr?s s?r pour coordonner ses v?tements. Il avait tellement chang? depuis trois semaines qu'elle se demandait si c'?tait bien le m?me ...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 6 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 23 - Un matin enchant? Sam eut toutes les peines du monde ? ouvrir les yeux et de plus, il avait une affreuse migraine. Il regarda autour de lui mais pas moyen de se rappeler comment il ?tait venu jusqu'? sa chambre. Quel jour d?j?? Ah oui, samedi... il a...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 7 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 25 - M?tamorphose Comme maintenant tous les matins, Sam se r?veilla dans le lit de son cousin et la nuit avait ?t? encore une fois merveilleuse. Il sourit et l'embrassa pour le r?veiller. "Chris, c'est d?j? lundi, il faut se lever." Chris ouvrit p?niblement les ye...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 8 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 29 - La Nouvelle Fille de l'Agence Le soir venu, Samantha rentra chez elle et attendit impatiemment Kathy. Quand elle arriva, elle trouva Sam si adorable dans son ensemble rose bonbon qu'elle ne put r?sister ? la tentation de la caresser. Comme Chris...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 10 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 41 - Totalement Samantha Dans les affaires que lui avait offertes Jessica, Samantha d?couvrit des choses toutes plus jolies les unes que les autres. Des robes, des jupes, des chemisiers et pleins de tops et chaussures... il y avait m?me des sous-v...
------------------------- M?MOIRES D'UNE POUP?E ------------------------- UNE ?TERNIT? DE PLASTIQUE Tant de vigueur sexuelle malgr? l'?ge Il me chargea sur la banquette arri?re de sa voiture et d?marra. Alors qu'il conduisait, il se mit ? me parler, jetant dans le r?troviseur des petits coups d'oeil amus?s dans ma direction. - Tu sais Lola, si tu es aussi bonne qu'ils l'affirment, je crois que je ne vais pas regretter mon achat. C'est que, ? toi je peux le dire, les femmes en g?n?ral me les br...
Author's Note: Hello again! I've only got two chapters left to write at this point, so I figured I'd try to increase the pace at which I'm posting these here in an effort to catch up. I have several more chapters of this story posted at razmagurk.deviantart.com and at patreon.com/razmagurk Warning: This wham-episode chapter includes, but is not limited to, a reality blind protagonist, short skirts, exciting plot twists, boobs, body swaps, strap-ons, clothing swaps, oblivious swap...
(Continued from Part One) Before I had an opportunity for any further thought, the girl reached down and unpopped the third and final button of her shorts. A clearer vision emerged of the sexy little panties she wore underneath. She looked over at me again. I stayed very calm on the outside but in my mind I was drooling like an idiot. By this time I had a powerful erection inside the loose fitting combat trousers I was wearing. No doubt it had been there a while but was only now registering in...
EroticI only knew Rachel as a friendly neighbor who lived a few houses over from where my family and I lived in a North Dallas suburban community. Every now and then, we’d run into each other either at the neighborhood market or the 7/11, or we’d pass one another when one of us would be out walking the family dog.Rachel’s husband was a contractor and their son, Eric was a grade behind our son in high school. I always admired Rachel from afar, as she had a knockout of a body and she sure didn’t mind...
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