Sophie the Softie
“Dammit!” I thought, “She’s going to be late again and I know what that means. I’d sure like her to fix dinner for me sometimes. But what can I say? If I object she’ll say that I’m against her doing God’s work and am not supportive like a husband is supposed to be according to the Bible. Fuck the Bible! And that’s what it is, Bible-based fucking!” I decided to go talk to her church’s woman assistant minister because she might understand what the hell was going on. So let me explain: My wife...