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A Weekend to Remember

"I DON'T NEED A BABY-SITTER!" There was a lot of yelling at the Eastman residence this Wednesday evening. OK, George did the yelling, his parents were maddeningly calm. George, at 16, was fuming. His parents were going away for the long Memorial Day weekend - some pampering get-way for senior management from his dad's company and their spouses. George had planned a party to end all parties. It was a brilliant plan - party wildly all Saturday night, chill out Sunday, clean up Monday - and...

Melissa and Me

"Like that would ever happen!" I exclaimed as I reached for the remote to turn off the television. I'd been forced by my girlfriend to sit through the whole of 'My Fake Fiancé' staring Melissa Joan Hart and some guy. At last, it had ended. The story basically involved MJH and the guy faking a wedding so that they would get gifts and money so replace the stuff that she had stolen and to pay off his gambling debts. Obviously they hate each other at first but end up falling in love. "What...

Film1k

Film1k has kind of an ambiguous name for a website, but I bet the fact that I’m talking about it here at ThePornDude gives you some ideas about just what kind of films they’re showing. The thing is, it isn’t quite the usual collection of hardcore blowjobs, lesbian scissoring, and extreme gangbangs I usually review here. In fact, the older fuckers in the audience might get a distinct video store vibe from the place. Not just because the movies are old, the kind of features you would have found...

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A Cold Night

When my parents divorced I urged my mother to buy a new town house that came with a maintenance contract. But mother insisted that she wanted something with a little more character and finally chose a 70-year bungalow in Fairfax County, Virginia. I must admit the house had a certain retro charm but it did require several major improvements, including a new roof, attic insulation, and, to avoid putting in an expensive new furnace, electric baseboard heating. I’d try to get by to see mother...

The Freak 21

A journalist remarked that time will now be measured around September 11, 2001 — as Before and After. Before, life could be considered normal. After, tens of thousands of people I’d never known nor met became as important to me as family. Other, more personal events had long been coming by the time September 11th rolled around. My love life had been in complete stasis for a number of months, and I decided I’d had enough of being single. A girl came back into my life right about then, one I...

Hypnotized

I couldn’t tell if it was a hypnotism act gone bad or a comedy act that went right but what happened next simply seemed wrong. I should have figured that if I sat up near the front of the stage with my wife one of us would be called up as a ‘volunteer.’ When the spotlight fell on my table I cringed, but then let out a sigh of relief when the ‘hypnotist’ chose my wife as one of the people he’d try to hypnotize, try being the key word. I’m not sure if it was planned that way but for the last act...

A Dirtier Mind Ch 01

It started with a hangover. Her head rose from the pillow under a haystack of raven hair. ‘That is definitely it…I need to stop smoking.’ Her mouth felt like someone — or something — had vomited into it. The stench on her hair told its own story, as would the stain on the bathroom floor. A bottle of wine too far, of course. But the hangover from the excess cigarettes — as any smoker will tell you — just multiplied the hell her body was in. How many had she got through yesterday? 40? 50? She...

My first bodyslide massage

Oh my fucking God, Linda. I saw an ad on Backpage for a massage studio in the city. I went there a few weeks ago. The place was up two flights of stairs and I paused in the lift foyer to get my breath back. I was nervous and my heart was pounding. I hesitated to go in because I could tell my voice would be croaky with nerves. It didn’t look like a sleazy place. It looked like it might be legitimate. Maybe I wouldn’t get a happy ending after all. I took a few deep breaths and...

The Love Cruise

This story is a story about a widow and a widower, who meet on a cruise ship and fall deeply in love. But what they don’t show on those mushy movies, that always end in a kiss, is the sexual journey two new lovers always take, as well. **************************************************************************************************** Chapter 1 “This is going to be so much fun this week. Just think of all the hot guys that might be on the ship. And where there is hot guys, hot sex is sure...

Am I just using him chapter 3

"Hey, what about going to bed instead of staying on the couch?" I ask. It takes a few seconds for him to reply. "I thought the couch was gonna be my bed?" "Of course not. You can sleep in my bed." He rubs in his eyes. "Where are you going to sleep?" I laugh. "In my bed too, silly. It's king size, should be okay." "Great, so I can snuggle up close to you." I shrug. "We'll see." He laughs and gets up. Totally unexpectedly he hugs me. Just a quick hug, but as he's...

My Asian Neighbor Experience Improves

Cleo and I started dating, seriously dating, within days of our first hook up. Cleo lived across the hallway from my apartment, so picking her up was as simple as walking across the hall and tapping on her door.Cleo was Asian in ethnicity, tall and slender, with an olive complexion and brown oval eyes that simply perfected her charm and sex appeal. Her jet-black hair reached down to the small of her back. She had a slender frame, but she was not skinny. While at home and alone, she rarely...

Ami

Genre: Situational Comedy The story is about three friends representing various classes of society through their profession. One friend is police inspector, one is lawyer and the other is journalist. All the three are college time friends. After getting busy with their respective professional lives, they met once in a week at a particular place and share their personal and professional experience with each other. In one of their meetings, police officer is awaited by other two. When he...

My Boyfriend likes to expose me Part 24

or perhaps it should be called The exhibitionist in denial by Vanessa Evans Part 24 – Ryan puts me in more embarrassing situations ------------------------------------------------------------------- My Clit Ring -------------- I mean the little ring that my clit goes through, not the piercing through my clit hood. About a year ago it stopped vibrating and after a while Ryan decided that it would have to come off. Now I don’t know if you remember how Ryan put it on my clit but it...

Two Can Play Ch 12

Paul Cooper gloomily gazed through the train window at the passing countryside. There was nothing new to see, everything was all too familiar as he made an unexpected journey. A crisis meeting had been called for the writers and producers of ‘Cottingly’. A new and controversial story line had upset too many viewers. A much loved character, friendly, dependable and extremely likeable, had suddenly, and without warning, been turned into a paedophile. He was a founding member of the series and,...

My wife and friend part 3

I walked into my bedroom. Kate had just left. I grabbed a comfortable pair of red plaid boxer shorts and a black t shirt, dressed myself and walked downstairs to our recroom. Now, I'm a very big movie buff. So over the years I've gotten myself quite a large collection of movies. Our recroom was half our large garage converted into a mini theatre style room. Dim lights, dark walls, a big screen tv, surround sound and a very comfy U-shaped reclining sofa. I also had a small snack counter. A...

Prime Assets Ch 06

That night, as she lay in bed listening to the rhythmic thud of Simon’s masturbation while the breeze from the open window wafted across the snowy mountain range of her bare chest, Emma imagined sexual intercourse with a partner, any partner, able to stay hard enough to fuck her, with the visual stimulus provided by her bosom helping him to keep his erection in equilibrium rather than drive it to an instant and unsatisfactory climax. The fantasy carried over into her dreams, which were...

Blind Date 8

He sighed and reached out with a weary, sleep-leaden arm, feeling across the surface of his nightstand until his fingers traced the cool smooth surface of his phone and, using the charging cable to identify which way the phone was facing, he swept right on the screen, silencing the alarm. He let out a soft sigh and let the warmth of his mattress and quilts once more take him, as he always did for the glorious length of the snooze button, content and comfortable. Five minutes later...

THE FREAK Part 1 of 5

There is plenty of sex between consenting adults in this story, but it is all embedded in the story. If you’re looking for one sex scene after another you need to look elsewhere. Also, this is a long story—132 pages—so I’ve broken it into five parts. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Sr. Longo PROLOGUE My legal name is John…John Joseph French, but nobody who knows me—not even a single teacher--calls me by my legal name. My family calls me Jack or J.J. ...

Sisters By The Pool Part 16 Thanksgiving Special

Of course, there was still that little annoying chore called school in the way. I was a pretty smart student, but the overwhelming majority of my classes were boring, and it eventually became a game of survival. I had heard of many young adults working for the weekend, but that was essentially what I was doing during the school week. I finished homework assignments ahead of schedule so that I could have as much fun on the weekends as possible. And, with Danielle and Hailey around, it...

Miss S Chapter 1

The promised day has come, I’m tired from working all day, though Chad has been looking forward to this day for weeks. Outside in the taxi car I down the rest of the energy drink that promises little to help me out, if I could just take a moment to lay down on my bed and relax I would be good as new. There is no time, work ran over today so I am already going to have to rush to get ready. With a tired sigh I watch the taxi leave and walk into the house where he is waiting on me like the good...

My Sister Is My Dom Pt 2

“Sure, Fi, I think there’s stuff to make sandwiches.” “Thanks, Bro. I’m going to cleanup and put PJ’s on.” We climbed out of bed, I went to my room to put a pair of boxers on, and then I went downstairs and fixed fruit and sandwiches for us. When I brought the tray of food out to the living room, Fiona was already there wearing an oversized tee shirt that hung to just below her ass and she was rummaging through the collection of DVD’s. “What do you want to watch, Matt? Action, romance,...

Wild Wild Night

at once, we sink into heaven. My nickname the 'Bull' was given to me by many women, because my penis and balls are massive. My penis is 9" long, is as thick as a soda can when fully erect, the head looks like a plum, and the base has a knot that swells up. The knot is similar to a male dog's knot, when my hard penis is buried fully in a woman's pussy then I shove the knot in locking me to her. After locking a woman to me then I can breed her. My feeling in dominance is not about...

Unusual Relations

Right now mom’s wide cellulite-ridden ass was up. It had a couple of dark moles on it, and I could see the nest of wiry hairs which surrounded the opening of her vagina, which felt loose and warm as my penis slid into it. No-one could have guessed we were doing this, we were perfectly normal people in every way. It was surprisingly easy to keep the secret, since we did not behave strangely otherwise. This just felt like the most natural thing whenever we had a private moment together. We...

The story of Franck Sysco part 1

The following story is a work of fiction; any resemblance to anybody is purely coincidence. This story is also intended for mature adults only, so reader’s discretion is advised. If some of the following content could offend you, it is not the author’s intent. The author’s intent is to give to readers a good distraction and a good entertainment, whatever the story’s circumstance is going or the character’s behavior could be. The following story is not intended to influence or provoke any...

King of the hill the sexual adventures in the alley

It was a bright sunny Friday afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his best friend Joseph turned their bikes into the driveway of the Hill house. Both the boys as Joseph said " guess ill see you later dude " and rode back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his bike into the drive way he saw John Redcorn exiting through his parents bed room. For year's know he had known that his very seductively beautiful mother Nancy had been cheating on his so called Father Dale. He...

King of the hill the sexual adventures in the ally

It was a bright sunny Friday afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his best friend Joseph turned their bikes into the driveway of the Hill house. Both the boys as Joseph said " guess ill see you later dude " and rode back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his bike into the drive way he saw John Redcorn exiting through his parents bed room for year know he had known that his very seductively beautiful mother Nancy had been cheating on his so called Father Dale. He parked his bike in the...

Harry Potter As One War Ends Another Begins Part 13

Part 13 Dudley and Emily were woken the next morning as her alarm clock began to ring. The sudden noise shocked Dudley and for a second he wondered where he was. It took a still very naked Emily to turn around and hit the snooze button to bring him back to his senses. Instantly the memories of the night before came back to him, lighting up his face with a smile. 'Good morning Dudley.' Emily said, as she leaned in to lightly kiss him. The kiss still shocked him a little, but not as...

The Ten of Them Chapter 20

During our last chapter, we hired two men to repair Sam’s grandmother’s home, on a trip to retrieve Sam’s personal items. We then dropped off Ron and Reese in Texas on our way home. The two will rejoin us as quickly as possible. Kathryn, Marshall and Misty will continue their class and assist them in achieving a retirement income. It’s the least we can do for Sam’s godparents. Steve and his nephew had attempted to repair the roof, after finding several bad places. Steve described the...

You First 2

The thing was - I didn't feel that way. So what did I feel like? Well, I still felt like me, at least. I still felt like a normal teenage boy with an addiction to video games, novels, and naked girls. One of those naked girls just happened to be my sister, who I still loved and enjoyed spending time with, regardless of how much clothing she had on. Was I ashamed of what had happened yesterday? No. Had I enjoyed it? Hell yeah! Did I want to do it again? Hmm. I had to admit I was...

Date Night Chapter XVII

When Charlotte and Jamie arrived at Perrone’s, Julie and Tyler were already there. Julie looked stunning in a classic ‘little black dress’ that showed off her toned arms and shapely legs, and the black heels she wore added even more elegance to her sleek, athletic body.Charlotte looked just as sexy in a little red number that highlighted her round hips, while the plunging neckline showed off plenty of her magnificent cleavage. She also wore a pair of matching red pumps that elevated her ass,...

Jack and Amanda 1

FINE BRAK UP WITH ME AND GO OUT WITH THAT JACK ASS I DON’T CARE!!! AAHH Jack threw the phone down with disgust. He ran his hands threw his hair started up his 1972 MGB GT and slammed it into reverse and screeched out of the school parking lot. Jack was in 10th grade and was 16 5’ 11” brown hair he was skinny almost bony skinny but he was built like a runner so he had long strong legs his upper body wasn’t toned but he wasn’t weak ether he has all the potential to be tone and look strong...

The Three Megans Part 2

The theater was a little cold, even for me. There was only one other couple in it, but I doubt they were even watching the movie. It was some cheesy romantic with some predictable ending. I guess that was the reason she chose this movie. Megan H. was really going to town with this one. I hardly paid attention to the movie; all that I really cared about right then was Megan's head, bobbing up and down. I took in the feeling. Her lips covering her teeth, applying a little pressure but not too...

Maxine The H Size Breast Queen

I had just turned off my alarm to get around for work. Every morning I had a routine. I would slide myself out of bed groggy from just jumping out of a sound sleep. I would sit myself down on the porcelain throne to relieve myself before the six-hour shift ahead of me. After a quick body shower, to wash off the sweat from the night before, I would start to get dressed.It would be the same old way I put on everything. I would start with putting on my pants then to my socks, so I can put on my...

I Raped my mom 0

I am Dave, I am 20 I am six foot even and about 165 but mostly muscle, I have deep green eyes with what some would call women’s eyelashes, I have short brown hair that I don’t need to do anything to, I am in top shape because I play division one baseball for Cal State I am an All American shortstop I am about to start my junior year. With my situation I have to take my classes online. It is not like it’s a bad thing because I have a 4.0 GPA anyway, I have been scout by many major league teams,...

SONNYMOON CRUISE

I gave him birth, I shared his berth by Oediplex 8==3~ She left him at the altar, she altered him. I gave him life at birth, I saved his life, and then shared his berth. It was supposed to be their honeymoon cruise. It turned into my sonny-moon cruise. It is our story, of our voyage; on the high seas, and our discovery of a new world, the land of incest. I don't expect you to believe this. I hardly do myself. But this is the tale of what happened, and how what was a near...

A Book About Bikers

Rick figured Scooter would catch pure hell for neglecting his own duties if and when he made his recklessly tardy appearance. Scooter was another prospect who'd been scheduled to be on guard with Rick, but he had failed to report in this evening. Rick slid the thick sleeve of his black leather motorcycle jacket up over the large face of the dive watch on his wrist. After a quick glance at the luminous dial he knew for certain the early evening meeting would be over soon. Crazy Larry, the...

A Different Kind of Love

The light fog added a moisture to the air. The coolness of the night wrapped around her like a wet towel, sending a shiver up her spine. She was lucky she knew the area so well, or she could have easily become lost. She looked through the trees at the house where he lived, slightly smiling at the one electric candle burning in the kitchen window. “He hasn't forgotten,” she thought. “He promised he'd always leave a light in the window for me.” She knew how hurt he had been by their...

Boy am I glad I don t golf

Well, a little about her...Tracy is a beautiful woman by any standard. She's 5'5" tall and has curves in exactly the right places. Not huge breasted, rather just perfect, big enough to play with but small enough to be perky. Her 1/4 Mexican heritage gives her skin a gorgeous tone. She's got a beautiful head of long, dark, sexy hair. Her dark, full lips can stop a man's heart. She loves to wear unbelievable A line dresses that show off her body. My wife and her two brothers (only one is...

Four years after tuna fishing

It is a snowy February Saturday and the four of us are sitting in our TV room getting ready to watch a movie after a great relaxing dinner. We searched the pay per view and found Bait Shop, a comedy with one of those Blue Comedy guys Bill something. All of us loved to fish and we spent many days together out on our boat. Shortly after the movie started Karen stood up and walked over to my wife and whispered in her ear then they both smiled. My wife said, well it is now time to tell the...

Young Love Brandon s Point of View

Worse than that though was that he had been forced to leave his best friend, Kyle. Kyle and him had shared so many memories and he was the only person that Brandon had been able to confide in when it had come to his Mom’s crack addiction and his Dad finally giving up on her forever. Kyle was so mad at Brandon for leaving him and he hadn’t spoken to him since Brandon had told him that he was moving to Georgia with his Dad. It had been hard but he had to cut his losses and start over as a...

Samantha and Kevin pt 1

But he was different, she could tell right away. All because of his lips. They were beautiful. She wanted to feel those lips against hers. It was late at night, or early in the morning depending on your mindset, and a pipe had burst. Water, water, water. He came to help, the royal blue sweatshirt that he wore had his name emblazed on the back, Kevin. He was finally finished; the clock shined a bright 4:06. Samantha yawned, usually in bed hours earlier. She hopped up from her...

Quad s Ch 2

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I awoke the next morning and went to stretch when I felt a warm soft body beside me. Rolling to the side, I noticed the beautiful face of my sister Stacy, and the pervious nights activities came back to me. Let me explain. Stacy and I, along with our brother and sister, Shane and Stephanie, are quadruplets. My name is Shawn by the way. The previous night we had gone to...

Quadruplets Part 2

I awoke the next morning and went to stretch when I felt a warm soft body beside me. Rolling to the side, I noticed the beautiful face of my sister Stacy, and the pervious nights activities came back to me. Let me explain. Stacy and I, along with our brother and sister, Shane and Stephanie, are quadruplets. My name is Shawn by the way. The previous night we had gone to the senior dance at school, and then came back to have sex with each other for the first time. Our parents were gone for...

Kyle in Gainsville

_______________________________________________________________________ I stopped in the Hotel bar, as I always do after work, to find it pretty empty. Beside the bartender there may have been 4 other people in the joint. I like to have a few beers before I go out for dinner. This particular night the bar in downtown Gainesville, they were going to have a Comedy Show. “So what can I get you… My name is Sue.” “Well Sue a Bud would work well… and can you tell me about the show later?...

The Fall

A short story about being stood up at the altar told from the man’s point-of-view. Seeing the hotel marquis welcoming Mr. & Mrs. Gregory T. Johnson gave me a reason to keep finding analogies. As empty as the first class seat next to me on the plane. As empty as the limo ride from the airport. Did ‘as empty as the heart-shaped hot tub’ work as an analogy? I suck at coming up with a simile, metaphor, or analogy. I popped the top of the champagne bottle and began turning it into my next analogy....

Star Ch 04

Chapter 4: Shooting Star Interviewer: With the surprise release of a third ‘Dirty Work’ film, called ‘Emily: Not So Dirty Work’, I’m once again at the home of Karen Carragher. I suppose the first question should be ‘where’s Dave’? Karen Carragher: (Smiles) I told him you’d ask that! Dave thought that as he only makes cameo appearances in the film I should be the one interviewed. He keeps telling me it’s my film this time. Interviewer: I seem to recall he said that last time too. KC:...

Sweet Dreams Ch 01

Author’s note: This story is for my MaeDeMae. No matter how far apart we are, or how much time elapses between phone calls, I will always be your JennaLove. This story is my property, please do not alter it, copy it, or post it. The wind was cold, icy, stabbing, pain. The darkness exploded into shards of light. A scream split the silence, and then… sweet oblivion. A voice reached across the miles to comfort her through the inky black. The voice whispered her name softly, calling her back...

In Remembrance

As always: Thanks to rf-fast for the editing work. Your insights are what takes this story from mindless drivel to readable. * ‘It’s Valentine’s Day.’ Elise perked up at the words and stopped in midstride. Daniel took hold of his wife’s hand as he continued, ‘I remember our first Valentine’s Day. The day we met…’ The corners of Elise’s mouth arched upward. She never heard his version of that special day and was curious. ‘It was the big Valentine’s Day dance during my senior year at...

Angel s Call Ch 07 08

Thanks a lot to techsan who edited the story pretty quickly and turned it into a better one. * The next morning he met Mrs. Sanders at the reception area of the hospital, introduced her to staff he knew by then and explained her how Anna didn’t know about his involvement in the preparation of the house and the need to buy her some clothes afterwards so she should try to get Anna’s clothing sizes and that he would be paying Mrs. Sanders. She didn’t need to know more than the hospital provided...

A boy and his female cousin share an awkward first time experience while watching a movie in his room

Many years ago, my cousins were staying over at our place. I was pretty young, around 18 years old at the time, and as a horny teenage boy I was always looking for something to turn me on. My cousin was only a year or two older than I was. These were my mother’s sister’s kids and they had been visiting my parents from a nearby city. Late one evening, I was in my room watching caddy shack, the old Bill Murray comedy movie about golf that was very popular at the time. My cousin came...

Mind over Matter

This is a work based on a few true occurrences, it is for the most part fiction. Any description or resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental. I apologize for the long build up, but I do it in order for the reader to get a better understanding to the events which occur. * I’m a male, now sixty six years old, been divorced for the past thirty two years, and although there have been a few females in my life during that time, I have never remarried. I’ve always been...

The Assistant Ch 03

“I want an exclusive with Entertainment Tonight,” says Andrew, Matt’s evil publicist, on his cellular phone. “Damn it, I said ET. That’s right, ET.” I’m in a limousine with Matt and Andrew, we’re on our way to a private screening of a new film on Fifth Avenue. Andrew insists that Matt should attend more movie premiers. “It’s cheap publicity,” he says. “Whatever,” retorts Matt. I, for one, am excited about attending a premiere, for I have never been to one. I went shopping with Bianca this...

Complicated Ch 07

Chapter 7 For two weeks I hadn’t heard from Max and then he had shown up one night at my apartment and told me about his father’s death. We’d spend the night comforting each other and behaving like a couple when we were no more than fuck buddies. When Max left my apartment the next day I sensed that something had changed in our dynamic but tried not to think about what it was. I wasn’t sure about where I stood with him and it was something I worked on consciously not to think about as I was...

Boys With Their Toys

Editing thanks to techsan and jazzygrirlinNC mistakes are my fault Fourteen years ago. I am in our family living room. My head hurts from where my mother hit it with a table lamp. My father is lying on the floor, gasping for air. My mother walks over to the fireplace and picks up the poker. Mother says, ‘You two have held me back long enough. That ends today.’ Mother walks over by me toward my father. I am scared but I unfold my pocketknife, and when I have my mother’s back I stab her on the...

A Tale of Two Lovebirds

Our story begins with a recent refurbishment of a local theater. The local tabloids had done recent articles on the theater: when it was first constructed, its passings of ownership, and its slow decay with the poor economic times. Our two lovebirds had first fallen in love at this theater. They had been following these news articles with building interest as the week passed, for these articles were the build up to the first show of the refurbished theater. The two lovebirds had made a date of...

The Ten of Them Chapter 20

Introduction: Sams first big snow and reunion of lovers. The Ten of Them: Chapter 20 During our last chapter, we hired two men to repair Sams grandmothers home, on a trip to retrieve Sams personal items. We then dropped off Ron and Reese in Texas on our way home. The two will rejoin us as quickly as possible. Kathryn, Marshall and Misty will continue their class and assist them in achieving a retirement income. Its the least we can do for Sams godparents. Steve and his nephew had attempted to...

My Best Friend 5 The Sleep Over Pt 1

The bell rang signaling that school had ended for the day. I packed my backpack and sighed to myself as my mind went from school work to actual problems. Mainly what the hell was I going to do with Amanda. Are we going to start dating? Are we actually going to start kissing each other instead of simply hugging each other as friends? Is she hinting she wants more? ‘Hey you.’ Amanda’s voice snapped me from asking myself so many damn questions. I looked behind me and smiled at her. ‘Hey Amanda...

Donovan Manor Chapters 7 14

Introduction: Things are heating up at the Manor Chapter 7 Things heat up in Donovans Manor As Kathy went back downstairs she retied her robe closed. As she entered the bedroom she didnt see Ray, but his suitcase was packed. She went into the Master bath and found Ray in the tub waiting on her. He was holding his hard cock in his hand, stroking it slowly. Kathy stepped up to the sink to brush her teeth. Kathy saw what Ray was doing and said, Ray what are you doing? Ray smiled and said, Just...

My boyfriend likes to expose me Part 24

Introduction: Why does he always do this to me? My Boyfriend likes to expose me or perhaps it should be called The exhibitionist in denial by Vanessa Evans All characters involved in any sexual activities in this story were over 18 when the events took place. Before you read this part I strongly suggest that you read the earlier parts. They will give you the background that will make this part a lot more enjoyable. Part 24 Ryan puts me in more embarrassing situations ...

Strange Relationship Prologue and Chapter

(Author’s note: this is an early version of a much longer erotic novel. It’s been through a lot of edits, but I really like some of the early versions that got canned. I hope you don’t mind me reproducing them here. Of all the stories I’ve written – which is a lot! – Caitlin is one of my favourite creations, and I’m always looking to giver her greater exposure, as are the men (and women) in her life! You can follow her continued adventures in the different versions of the story called ‘Strange...

Samantha and Kevin pt 1

Introduction: This is the first part in what I hope to be a well received series. Please give feedback. His lips were thick, it was the first thing that she noticed. They looked delicious and perfect. Samantha was a romantic though. She noted the way that he looked at her, or at least the way she thought he looked at her. She noticed how he just said you and your husband, then leaving her to tell him that no, she was not married. In fact, she was too young to be married. Well, at least in her...

The story of Franck Sysco part 1

Introduction: The story of Franck Sysco, an artist who became tutor of two orphans, and developed a relation with some babysitters and some colleagues is his life. Warning The following story is a work of fiction, any resemblance to anybody is purely coincidence. This story is also intended for mature adults only, so readers discretion is advised. If some of the following content could offend you, it is not the authors intent. The authors intent is to give to readers a good distraction and a...

Young Love Brandons Point of View

Introduction: This is my first story in a small short story series I plan on writing with the characters Brandon and Melody. If you like this please rate and comment and I will write Melodys POV next. Thank you! Brandon was having a hard time coping with his life. His parents had split up and he had been forced to move with his Dad to Georgia. He as originally from New York and could not believe he was being forced to move to the south. He would never meet anyone that he would be able to...

Vows and Consequences

I'm in a lot of hot water with my wife. Hopefully, she'll get over it, but I suspect I'm going to have to spring for a lavish party where we renew our vows. It's my own fault, and there's no chance that I won't do it, so I guess I'll have to spend the money.It all stems from my twisted sense of humor. I certainly like dry comedy, and slapstick physical comedy. I like juvenile humor and fart jokes. Occasionally, when the situation really calls for it, I will stoop to off-color and morbid...

AnimeCon Harem pt 10

Can’t believe I just said that, Brian thought, turning away from her before the embarrassment could become visible. Dreamgirl? Okay, definitely. But there’s just some things you don’t say out loud like that…Sneaking a glance at her as she nibbled on a piece of bacon, he saw a strange smile on her face, so maybe at least she was amused. Kelly wore that same unreadable smirk she had last night.Or maybe it IS something I should say? Brian wondered. I really am still stuck in that weird mindset. It...

My Friend the Cuck Part 2

In part one of this story, I told you how I had discovered my friend Rob's penchant for watching his wife with other guys after a drunken day out ended with me looking through his photos and videos on his phone. For those that haven't read it, he had been quite happy to talk about the idea of it on and off for a while. That day he decided to show me some nude pics of her, which gave him (and me) a bit of a thrill, but he had passed out drunk and left his drunk friend with his phone.Big mistake....

After Anita

I’d thought it would be a mistake but I was wrong. With her eyes locked on mine she slid her hands behind my neck and slowly drew me to her. It was just as things went out of focus that I felt our lips touch and the warm moistness of her mouth on mine. I had been sort of frozen but as her tongue pushed into my mouth I knew it was going to be okay and I let her in, encouraged her in, wanted her in,We were sitting on my sofa and I slid my hand into her wrapover dress and found one of those...

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As seen below their are many names for the large variety of sexual topics and no real agreed upon list of Tags so I am making a list as best I can to help readers find the stories that interest them. I will be using the most common named tags to make it easier for the readers to find what they like. Below we have an example. Name Stories Blowjob 342 Blow Job 206 Blow Jobs 75 Blowjobs 13 Cock Sucking 201 Dick Sucking 124 Fellatio 16 Blowjob is the most common used...

Wedding Night Blues

“They’re not here,” read the text from my pal Greg that was the first sign of trouble on my wedding day.Greg, a grad student who worked part-time as a limo driver, had gone to pick up my bride Julia and her bridesmaid Marcy from Marcy’s condo.“What do you mean not here?” I texted back, my heart starting to race.“Literally. The girls are gone. The lady next door thinks she heard them leave around noon,” came the reply.The blood left my face. I sank into a chair and stared at my screen, not quite...

Hill s Angels

It was 10:00 PM on an early summer evening in the London studios of Thames Television, and taping had just finished on the last of the season's episodes of the nationwide comedy hit THE BENNY HILL SHOW. Everyone was glad to see the end of what had been an extremely long day. People were scattering out of the studio, the cast to their dressing rooms, the crew to try and make it home before too late. But one group of girls, walking off in unison, was turning heads even as they left. This bevy of...

Country Boy City Girl Chapter 47

On Wednesday we were sitting in the Quad eating lunch, and saw Keith with Michelle sitting in his lap. Holly looked then looked away, and Peggy snorted. “Keith’s been bringing her to rehearsal, and Rad does not like her very much. He said that Keith is not practicing enough, and his playing was slipping. We almost had to drag him over because he kept going into the corner to make out with Michelle.”Holly just shook her head at that. “Whenever I went he was always so serious about his music, and...

It s Behind You

“Whoops, sorry!” Kevin felt himself blush involuntarily as he opened the dressing-room door and found himself confronted by the sight of Gary and Belinda going at it like a couple of rabbits. She was bracing herself against the table while Gary enthusiastically scuttled her from behind. The white blouse of her dirndl costume had been pulled right down, giving Kevin a full-frontal view of her ample boobs as they swung vigorously back and forth in time with Gary’s banging. Her large pink nipples...

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Courtney Willis strode confidently across the stage to an applauding crowd as the band played a watered down version of Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress. Her blonde hair flowed elegantly across her shoulders and back. The Late Night host, Craig Bateman, stood in front of his desk awaiting her. He was a tall, good looking older gentleman in a dark suit. She embraced him with a quick kiss on the cheek. "You look stunning," he whispered in her ear. "Thanks," she whispered back, smiling for the...

Jacking Off with a Buddy and his Dad

This is a work of fiction. Jack off and enjoy!Every school has one. At my high school, it was my buddy Cameron. He was the institution’s sexual braggart. He seemed to know everything about sex and was always happy to share his knowledge with anyone who would listen. He claimed the most popular girls had given him blowjobs and that he had finger-banged one of the star football players (even though the guy continually swore he wasn’t gay). Cameron said his parents let him watch all the porn he...

The Devil s Harem She Played The

Under the street lamps and neon signs, the streets and sidewalks glistened from the recent rain. It always seemed to have just rained around here, leaving puddles and steam coming off the hot concrete. Day or night, it was always humid. But did anyone see this place in the daylight? I don’t know. Like everyone else on this side of the bridge, I seemed to only come out at night. There may have been a moon out that night, and if so, it was hidden behind the skyscrapers and the lights of the...

Goth Teenage Girl Seduces Her Adult Neighbor

Growing up can be challenging for kids, especially as they enter their teen years and are bombarded with a wide variety of cultural influences. Some kids stay on the mainstream path, while others experiment with different lifestyles, which stand out in conservative communities.My name is Brad, and my wife, Janice, and I were forty-four years old at the time of this story. We live in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio, and our eighteen-year-old daughter, named Melanie, had just moved away from home to...

Twins 1

My heart stopped beating and my breath caught in my throat when I saw her. She was gorgeous. She was way out of my league. I was far enough away that she didn't see me, and I was able to stop and let the nerves pass. We had met on an online dating site. For nearly thirty years, my wife had been jealously driving away my friends until I didn't really have any. Then she ignored the cliché and left me for a younger man. I didn't know where else to look for a companion. I had been more than...

A Scarred Wonderland

I. Giant, multicolored sails litter the rolling turquoise waves of the Pacific. From this distance, they’re like flecks of paper mache swaying back and forth in the wind, waving little goodbyes as they drift farther and farther out. There’s a hard metallic clank as the hatch locks into place. “All set,” a twanging southern voice calls out. In the mirror, a slim shape in a tank top and a straw Stetson gives a thumbs-up, a radiant smile etched on a heart shaped face. Abigail has this weird...

I Dare You part 2

As Kay and I walked across the well-lit parking lot towards the car, my mind raced. I just sucked off two guys! So did my girlfriend! I was having a difficult time fathoming that our sexual dares would take us to an adult bookstore where we would flash patrons and suck cocks through glory holes. With my cock getting hard with the possibilities I asked, "Did you mean it when you told the clerk that we would be back?" "I meant it," she said as she stopped and kissed me. Our tongues played...

The Coin Ch 01

The midday rush of people frantically making their way to or from lunch swarmed around Kelly as she dodged along the wide, hot sidewalk. Her muted apologies (Sorry!, Excuse me!, I'm so sorry!) were smothered by the buzzing of conversations, traffic and the sound of the world around her. At a little over five feet tall and a tiny bit under 110 pounds, she felt like a (Duck? Water bug? Hamster in a hamster ball thing?) fighting the raging current of a monstrous river. She grinned at the thought...

The Game s Ultimate Prize Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Excitement and TragedyAt that moment, I was almost as shocked as Angela and Chad. This was the farthest that the vixen, my wife Ashley, had ever pushed our game. Not only was it the farthest, but it was by far the most public. My stomach was tied in a knot. My mind was a swirl of conflicting thoughts of embarrassment and offense, mixed with a tingling surge of adrenaline. I was obviously aroused, as my cock was still at full attention. Keeping my head down, I watched as Ashley...

not wanting to screw a million or a million amp

dear to whomsoever it may concern: i being of the person of i myself who chooses to remain anonymous, & whereas i have quite a few, well actually more than quite a few pornographic social-media website-address accounts, & that is including one with 'chaturbate', or something similar to it, wishes to inform some, or such of anybody, &/or everybody being of whom could possibly still be more, or less addicted to pornography as i myself am, or was whereas now i myself, or that being of...

Secret Affairs with my friend s son part 6

“Would you help me?” Adam asked. He was afraid that he might damage the condom. I got up looking at him and smiling. I grabbed the condom from his hand and then held his cock. I stroked it a couple of times to get it harder, and then I rolled on that condom on his cock, slowly. “Always wear condoms, it's safe,” I gave a little advice to him. “Come up on the bed now,” I said, as I lay back with my legs spread wide for him. Adam came between my legs, and he aimed his cock to my wet pussy. He...

Plain Jane Again Tit fucking this time

Jane's 40th birthday came and went. She wasn't happy about it. It's pretty hard to make any woman feel good about themselves except by just accepting them as they are, which I did, but she still felt she was getting old. I'm in my mid fifties now. I would love to play with a 40 year old woman!! When Jane turned 40, I was 30. I haven't seen her since 2004, when she was 51. She didn't look a lot different. She would now be 65, and I often wonder how her inch long nipples turned out, and whether I...

Dreaming

My friend Amy and I were at lunch one day chatting about our lives and relationship with our spouses. We both have been with our significant other for a very long time. We got on the subject of sex and ways we could spice it up. several ideas passed through our minds until we finally picked this one. We decided we were going to have a evening out together with our guys. We are starting off the evening by going to a comedy club about an hour away from home and then hit some night clubs and we...

How it all started

I have noticed some people on here is ok with my life style. I thought I would get called names for having sex with my mom. Turns out there is more people like me on here.So my story begins when I was 12 years old. You know how boys are, we like to masturbate non stop. My door had a broken lock so locking it couldn’t happened. My mom walked on me a few times and so did my little sister, Sherry. Keeping a 9 year old out of my hair was hard. She wanted to hang out with me or play games with me....

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The short version of this ad is simple, we are looking for a bisexual or bi curious woman to be our girlfriend/wife to share our lives with the both of us for a long time in and out of the bedroom. We just celebrated 14 wonderful years together and we want to find our wife to join us for the many years of happiness still to come ;). This is a long ad so please read all of it so you can get a good idea of who we are and who we are looking for and you will get to know what we are looking for in...

Helping Mom s Ex

Helping Mom's Ex I had broken up with my ex for about 3 years. I kept in contact with her little brother and visited/hung out every so often. I felt bad for the k**s. He was 21 and not to be mean but his marbles were just NOT there. Years after dating his sister and even him walking in on us plenty of times he asked me “Are you still a virgin?” I didn't know what was in store for him in life. So I stayed around because I felt bad for the k** honestly. Their mom always had questions about cars,...

A Different Kind of Love

The light fog added a moisture to the air. The coolness of the night wrapped around her like a wet towel, sending a shiver up her spine. She was lucky she knew the area so well, or she could have easily become lost. She looked through the trees at the house where he lived, slightly smiling at the one electric candle burning in the kitchen window."He hasn't forgotten," she thought. "He promised he'd always leave a light in the window for me."She knew how hurt he had been by their fight. She...

Emma s Crush

Emma was a "good girl". At eighteen, she had been around people her age who messed around, but had never felt the urge to participate in that kind of behavior.She was more into observing and reading about life than actually living it. As a result, she began to have fantasies. The main fantasy she had was about Bryan, who happened to be her best friend, Jana's, father. She had known Bryan for four years now and had always thought he was nice looking...for her best friend's father.When she turned...

neighbor sitters 3

If you have read my last episode, I will continue from there. Trish had just explained to me how her and David we introduced in to sex by Shelly (their Mom). I had to go to work, even though I really wanted to stay and discuss it some more or even get relief to the arousal that was created from listening. I ended up having an erection all the way to work and throughout most of the morning by recounting the event in its entirety. I couldn’t hold out much longer , so I went to the mens’ room to...

Unplanned Sex With My Aunt

Hi everyone I am Kartik. I am from Uttarakhand. This incident happened last year. After completing my graduation I and my girlfriend went for a vacation to Nainital. Since I am from Uttarakhand many of my relatives live in Nainital. We reached there by 4. We went into the hotel changed our clothes and rested for a few hours. In the evening I went to a medical store to buy a pack of condom. As soon as I entered the medical shop I saw a woman in her 40s. She was as sexy as hell. I just ignored...

OHGirl escort Slut

I had met up with one of my clients to go to a comedy club one night. Shawn had driven out of state with his boss to make a d**g pick up and Mikey was busy working and at school. I used my free time to make a few appointments and being taken out to eat and a show was quite a bit different than just having sex. My client was a referral and he seemed to be a bit old fashioned. He was 58 years old and wanted someone to go out with as a normal date, before having sex with them. I flirted with him...

Aly Michalka At First Sight

Ashley awoke early, early enough for the first morning sunlight to creep into her bedroom. She looked to her left and drank in the sight, the smooth naked back of the blonde still asleep beside her. Ashley smiled to herself. She loved waking up first. Slowly she slid closer, pressing her own naked body gently against the blonde’s back. As she did, she slid her left arm carefully underneath, reaching all the way around until she could grip the big beautiful left breast. Softly she massaged it,...

Chair Car Train Me Tamilyan Bhabhi Se Maje Kiye

Hlw frnds jack29 is back with 2nd story… After getting few replies from iss fan gonna post a new story.. so here is jack from part of a gujarat with muscular body n 6ft high… Story heroin is a tamilyan bhabhi of age 33… Sorry ladki ke stats ka mujhe pata nahi par thi average type bhabhi… Chalo bore na karte hue sidha story pe aata hu… Baat kuch 4 saal pehle ki hai… Mai ek businessman hu aur mjhe business ke silsile me chn se coimbatore jaana tha… Toh maine ek din pehle online tkt kovai exp jo...

Sex Is A Need That Should Be Fullfilled

Hey guys, this is Vaibhav (name changed) age 20, from Pune, Maharashtra. Do mail me your feedbacks and any comments/compliments if any to cool I have a good athletic body. I am studying in a reputed college in Pune.So now let me describe my mami. She is 31yrs old, fair with big boobs and ass. She is bit chubby. She has one baby boy of 3 yrs. I will write the whole story in “Hinglish”. Yeh baat kuch 3 months pehele ki hai, mere parents ko achanak hamare hometown jana padh gya mere grandfather...

Hot Steamy night

[cut]After an awesome night out,a nice dinner and comedy at a local providence comedy bar,we had a nice horny ride home,lots of Cock grabbing,and fingering going on in the car,while deep tongue kissing.Granted this was difficult while driving,but also extremely hott. We barely got out of the car,as we started grinding against each other in the driveway. More heavy kissing,biting each other on the neck,chest,and ears. We made our way in the house and I slammed her against the kitchen wall,held...

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