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Being the sibling of a rising, hot Hollywood starlet is not the glamorous role that it seems. Well, alright, the parties and freebies and constant spotlight on your family does have its perks. Not to mention all the access to every hedonistic desire you could want, practically whenever you want it. But there is a downside to it as well: the stepping out of the shot for photo calls, the 3rd tier seating at awards shows, the neglect by your parents ... but I digress. For the sake of my all...

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When Dad died my mother went into a depression that nothing seemed able to break her out of, gone was the happy go lucky woman that I had loved for the past eighteen years to be replaced by a woman I did not know. Doctors, psychiatrists, clerics, they all tried and failed to ease her depression, six months worth of treatments of one form or another and all for nothing. Not that she neglected me or anything, it was just that the sparkle, the life had gone out of her and I was desperate for some...

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"Now appearing for his 6th time here at the Comedy Palace, Long Island's own funny fool, and my good friend, Henry Looper, The Loop!" Morgan Everlee waved his arms dramatically behind him at the curtain as 'The Loop' made his way onto the stage with his usual bag of props. Morgan punched fist against fist with the funny man and exited the stage from where Henry Looper had entered. The crowd responding kindly to the comic and 'The Loop' bowed like a Shakespearian actor. "Yo, yo, yo......

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A loving mother gives her child a simple choice. But nothing is ever simple. I leaned out of our back door and yelled out into the yard. “Johnny?” “Yes Mum?” A little voice came floating down out of the big Maple tree in our back yard. “Come down out of the tree, honey. It’s time to wash up for dinner.” I watched as a few branches started shaking and then the little monkey came into view as he scrambled down out of the tree. I watched until he was safely on the ground – partly because I...

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It is sort of funny how they got together. Frank Kinson had never dated a girl in his class, not one. He had dated older girls in other nearby high schools, or college girls. A handsome boy, who stood six foot, five inches, and a gentleman at all times. He was a comfortable, date for a girl who wanted a pleasant evening. There were two hundred and thirty-nine kids in his class, with some very attractive girls. What had pissed Frank off, early on, was the fact that the attractive girls dated the...

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Frank and Will looked as confused as I did. I said, “What did you say? It sounded like you said the First Lady was in jail.” He gulped and nodded. “Yes, sir. She’s been arrested and is in the Pittsburgh jail!” Will hopped up and flipped on the television. It was already pre-tuned to CNN, and there, in living color, was the image of my wife in what looked to be a riot, and then it cut to the stunned anchor reporting that ‘Mrs. Buckman has been taken away in a police squad car, to where we...

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The morning was bright and quiet when Richard woke up. The muted sound of a car passing made him wonder if it had snowed over night. From the kitchen, he heard his dad answer the phone. He couldn't figure out who it was at first. When he heard him talking about music, he realized it was Sandra. He considered getting up, but decided to wait for the phone to come to him. He checked his watch, surprised at the lateness of the hour. I guess I have to get up, he realized. He made his way out...

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Kelly and I got together with our friends for brunch on Sunday then went back to my room to read the paper. I grabbed the sport section of the Inquirer immediately. I wanted to see what the reporters had to say about our victory. They had a nice article on our blow out. They did a second speculating on Zack's odds of getting the Heisman. Nothing so far this season dampened anyone's expectations of my friend. The third article noted the problems our defense was having stopping the pass....

Lost ToysChapter 14 Joseph Dyne Monday June 22nd 2015

I put down the novel on the battered coffee table. I wasn't the Ian Fleming fan Matthew suggested I'd be. I leaned back and pinched the bridge of my nose. I had work tonight. I wish I could have started then. Sitting bored for two hours and then catching a bus held no appeal. I'd have given the company two extra hours for their measly twenty four bucks. Things had been quiet these last few days. Matthew had been spending most of his time out and Craps was at St Mary's every free moment...

Overboard Too Chapter 22

We drove Laurel to her apartment, where she packed enough for a weekend stay. We'd get the rest of her things later. Her roommates didn't say much, more or less just stayed out of her way. Both had guilty looks, as if they'd been in on what had been done to her, or at least known about it and had not stood up for her, and were now ashamed of it. She didn't bother explaining to them just what she had planned for the near future. Then, even though Laurel had given her statement to the...

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A morning of dance and an afternoon of theater had become the norm. Before dinner I would join Tash working on our plays. My newest one, the one I drafted first during Helena’s and my blissful honeymoon in Greece, really came together in Cass Lake, and needed little revision. Tash’s needed even less, being actually worked on during rehearsals. “Enough,” said Tash that afternoon. “Come here.” She liked working sitting on her bed, her laptop in front of her. I sat at her desk with mine....

OVERBOARD Chapter 35 Circumstances Are Keeping Us Apart

The alarm went off jarring me out of a comfortable dream. No, wait, it wasn't a dream, I really had taken Kay away for the weekend and moved us up to a fully intimate relationship; that memory brought a smile to my face. I pulled Kay over to me, after she turned off the blasted noise maker, to give her a big hug and start the day with a steamy kiss. It was still earlier than I was used to or wanted it to be. "Mmmm, this is good. I didn't think you'd set the alarm for some early morning...

Senior Year Part IIChapter 10 Soap Opera

Sunday December 18 Mr. Otsuki had us all gathered for our weekly read-through of the script. “This week’s first will be the first date. Haru and David’s characters will go to dinner and then a play. We’ve arranged to shoot during an actual stage play here at the university. They are putting on a modern-day rendition of Romeo and Juliet. We’ll film it on Saturday afternoon and evening if needed. “Because of the change in schedule, we won’t be filming on Wednesday this week. We are losing...

Things I Never Told My WifeChapter 11

“I KNOW YOU SAID ‘sooner rather than later’ but I didn’t expect it this soon! Are you okay?” I asked. “Um, yeah. I guess I’m super fertile and you’re super potent. I’ll just grin and bear it. Do me a favor and get ‘em snipped before he’s born. Okay? I don’t want to quit having sex just so I don’t get preggers again.” “Daphne...” I pulled my wife into my arms with our little daughter on our lap. Little Shelly. Three months old and already expecting a brother. Or sister, I suppose. Funny how...

A Well Lived Life 3 Book 1 SuzanneChapter 70 Unexpected Turns

November 26, 2000, Saint Martin, Leeward Islands, Lesser Antilles Annette and I got out of the tub when the water cooled, took a quick shower to rinse off the suds, dried, dressed, and went down to the kitchen to make lunch. After lunch we went to the beach for an hour, then returned to the house to cuddle on the couch to watch Notting Hill, a movie Annette wanted to see, and to which I agreed, despite having an extreme dislike for Julia Roberts. I didn’t say anything to Annette about that,...

Not Quite a White Witch Book 1Chapter 1 Sam s Meeting at the Law Office

Wednesday May 21, 2008 Samantha Zeek, who also went by Sam or Sam K, was 30 when she walked into the office building for the most important day of her life. She arrived early in the morning, she needed preparation for her mind and appearance from the professional staff the firm employed, and some witness preparation from Joe Pope. While her face was cute at 20 when she graduated with an advanced degree from Cal Poly, for a few years after she had a sponsor/employer with particular and...

A Charming ChoiceChapter 16

Maddie strode the length of her room, pirouetted and walked back, careful to keep her stride short and to place one foot in front of the other as if she was walking a tightrope. Satisfied, she put her hands in the air and moved them in circles over her head as she shuffled from side to side and chanted, “And we’re dancing, we’re dancing. And we’re not busting our ass ‘cause we beat these big ol’ heels in nothing flat.” She laughed. No wonder women liked to wear heels, she thought. She had...

Twisted DreamsChapter 5

Pamela Spoke to Bob and instantly he went stiff as a board ; No I don't mean just his cock went stiff; his whole body went rigid and as he was told to lie down he actually fell over as it was the only way he could manage to lie down. Thunder was still laid in the corner slowly licking his cock; whilst Jim his owner was smiling lewdly at Janice; when suddenly Pamela touched his shoulder and said "sleep". Instantly Jim's eyes shut tight and he seemed to relax. Now Pamela moved over to...

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As the movie continued and began to show Mr. Grey and Lee’s relationship start to deepen and rituals develop between the two characters, Maeson’s fingers continued to work his little sister’s shoulders, neck, and back. He watched as the spanking developed from a form of discipline to other acts of submission. He watched how Lee developed positive qualities of confidence with the structure that Mr. Grey offered. He certainly loved the bondage like the restraining bar he forced Lee to work...

Green Berets for the Sexual RevolutionChapter 19

We changed again, and headed off to Le Marquis for the evening. Art and Ray were to meet us, as guests of the house and the foundation. We introduced them to Aimee, the waitresses, and the dancers. Carol told us that she'd lead off the acts, in cheerleader role. "Melina will follow, and then Gerri, Edie, Mara, and Cathy. Betty won't be on stage tonight, as she's working with Iris. We may want to work a couple of more of the bar girls into the dance rotation, to give you all more...

This Is the Modern WorldChapter 16

Thursday evening began the string of semi-dress rehearsals wherein the play to be presented with audience on the same day the following week would run straight through sans scripts and in whatever costumes and lighting and set and effects were ready. I hadn't seen Michael's play and Serena's direction of it since the week before. With her skills with language, she had tightened the play considerably, but the physical appearance showed the greatest improvement. Though a better director...

Living Next Door to Heaven 266 The Difference

By mid-October, we had three athletes in the clan in training. Adam, of course, was being pretty consumed by football. He was splitting running back duties with another senior who had moved over from back-up quarterback. Both guys were feeling the pressure from the new class pushing behind them. Men's basketball was in practice and Lionel was anxious about being gone during Sugar's pregnancy. Sugar was in her last trimester, which meant she'd deliver in the thick of basketball season. We...

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They hit two more of the convoys protected by two tanks and the results were the same. Dick began to wonder if the Wenrarians had any idea of how to defend a convoy. However, the protection scheme finally changed. The tanks were replaced by homemade APCs. Steel plates were welded to the sides and back of truck bodies, and heavy machine guns were mounted on the truck bed. Talk about overkill! The machine gun rigs were four machine guns on a single mount arranged sort of like on the four...

E Mails To My MasterChapter 7

TO - Night Nurse FROM - Master For some reason I thought that you would have drawn the line at washing your face in a toilet full of piss but once again you surprise me. Your sense of humour is a credit to you (Is this where the phrase 'eau de toilet' comes from?). I like it. Is Paul now one of your regular fucks or just one of many? If he is your full time screw and is willing to take part in our little set-up then perhaps I could make your assignments a bit more daring. Let me know...

This Is Your Carstairs SpeakingChapter 13 The Dhow factor

Again, there are some jumps here and there. This is mostly a ‘housekeeping’ chapter, intended to reset and reposition Martin. Also, how are you guys getting on with Red Dead Redemption II? I’m not sure about it. It’s making me brush a horse and forcing me to learn botany. There are also too many squelchy sound effects. Still, it’s the best vacation I can hope for nowadays. Abbeyseeinya! “Did you have fun?” asked Caroline. She’d heard me fumbling with the key card and opened the door to her...

Growing Up A MasterChapter 7 Lessons in Dating Part 2

Our second date was very much like our first, almost a do-over, in fact. We once again planned to go to a movie and a snack. We once again picked up Katherine, who was still looking like a young girl. I decided that since she had enjoyed the kiss on the hand, that I would do that again, but this time, instead of letting go of her hand after I had kissed it, I used it to pull her closer and kiss her gently on the cheek as well. "I'm glad you agreed to go out with me again," I told her. "I...

Cousin RemovedChapter 2

The next morning, both ladies were ready for war, dressed in yoga pants and t-shirts with their hair up. After our liquid breakfast, we walked back to the gym, Kayla telling us she wanted to work legs. After squats, deadlifts and a killer calf routine, I introduced them to some of the basic concepts of jujitsu. I explained takedown techniques from both jujitsu and judo. I asked if they remembered how often the fighter performing successful takedowns ended up in the better position. They...

After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 12 Hot Rod Lincoln

Mike’s Barracuda, Outside Labatt Guest House 9:51pm, Saturday, November 17, 1979 “Where to Z-2?” I asked after I showed Zupena how to move the passenger seat back for her ‘From Here to Eternity’ length legs. “Z, two?” my Latvian beauty softly asked with a crinkled up face. “Zupena Zupanzic ... Z-Z or ‘Z-2’,” I said with a smile. “Hum. Maybe should be ‘Z-3’ with last ‘Z-I-C’, yes?” Zupena lightly laughed. “I like that, Z-3 or maybe... ‘3-Z’,” I said with a head nod as my Barracuda...

Country Boy City GirlChapter 32

On Wednesday we were sitting in the Quad eating lunch, and saw Keith with Michelle sitting in his lap. Holly looked then looked away, and Peggy snorted. “Keith’s been bringing her to rehearsal, and Rad does not like her very much. He said that Keith is not practicing enough, and his playing was slipping. We almost had to drag him over because he kept going into the corner to make out with Michelle.” Holly just shook her head at that. “Whenever I went he was always so serious about his music,...

Mayhem in a PillChapter 70 Dinner and a Show

As they did so often, the Murphy family sang along with the music on the radio. The Murphy parents both enjoyed all genres and encouraged their children to listen to all types of music. Juanita had her favorites and listened to them with the specialized music channels through the cable provider. She preferred the popular hits from the 1980s and 1990s, while Raymond also preferred that and rock music from the 1970s. The patriarch of the family steered into a parking lot nearby the...

A Game of FootsieChapter 8

ESCORTING SIA INTO DR. ANSTONS’S office, I let them chat while the doctor examined her. Newly minted teenage girls are a mystery I’d yet to decode. I’d made a decision to let our illicit relationship develop at Sia’s speed, but I didn’t understand her speed at all. Last night, Tuesday, Sia had decided to snuggle next to me while we watched TV. We’d exchanged a few delightful kisses, those soft, loving, intimate kisses I enjoyed so much, her eyes so bright and happy. She’d been satisfied to...

Betsy CarterChapter 6

The evening’s entertainment came to a typical end. The curtains closed, the lights came up, the applause died, and the audience rose to make their way out of the theater. It was noisy and chaotic with individual groups of people caught up in their own conversations and actions. Engaged in their own little dramas, no one noticed the pair of young women who hadn’t moved. Betsy sat there with tears running down her cheeks. “It was a comedy,” Sally said. They had just watched a university...

Lamb of GodChapter 3

Karen had a sneaking suspicion that Eve would be in John's office for this session of confession. She also suspected the session would be recorded or piped to another place in the church were others could listen in. Many suspected the office was bugged. Karen was almost positive. There were too many of John's cronies' cars parked in the church lot and none of the owners in sight once she entered the church and made a cursory look around. They were all somewhere. The locked, soundproof...

Living Next Door to Heaven 140 New Sister

We got back to school the twentieth of April and for four weeks just about everything revolved around the prom. Renee, Candace, and Donna were great. They were the only upper classmen in our dating group and were taking two of us guys to the prom. But the freshman girls were just as excited as the upper classmen. Each of the upper classwomen designated a "court" to help them get ready for the prom. Of course, Rhonda was Donna's princess and she chose Samantha and Liz to help her get Donna...

Anger Not Those Wild Wyldewood Boys Chapter 9

I should have started to worry the minute I told Marsha that Saturday morning that I would be spending a week up at dad's cabin with Lindsey. She took the news far too well and way too calmly. No sulking, no dirty looks, no comments about my skinny fancy pants piece of ass, no threats to cut off my more delicate parts with blunt instruments. Nothing. She gave me a smile, a wink and a bounce of her near ass length long hair as she gave me a big tonsil mashing smooch in my office in the back...

Journal of an AgentChapter 9 Elizabeth Hurley

Stretching my legs out in front of me and yawning quietly to myself, I settled in my seat for a long ride. I was headed over to England to meet with Elizabeth Hurley about landing a role in another film. Elizabeth was often times called one of the most beautiful and most photographed women in the world, and given the publicity she recieved in the British tabloids, it was not hard to see why. Some of the actresses I have dealt with while I was out in Los Angeles, famous or not, have been major...

Sixes and SevensChapter 3

On Monday Vicky breezed into Aidan’s office. “Aidan,” she said. “After all that trouble when I was ill, you never got a holiday. Then you’ve been working all hours to get the new kids sorted. You’re looking very tired and everything is running well now. Why don’t you take a break? August is a slack month in any case. Go somewhere exotic; take as long as you like. Go somewhere out of all this damned rain. Get yourself better, more rested, ready for September when life will get demented again...

Better Alive Than DeadChapter 5 Old Friends

The Hull was the nickname given to the colossal frame of an abandoned dreadnought class warship in Sector 12F, that had crash-landed into the station, back during Omicron’s chaotic founding some odd seventy plus years ago. The humongous derelict ship had been stripped of its values a long time ago, leaving only the decorticated frame. The great strakes, robbed of its metal plating, stood out like the decrepit ribs of a giant metal skeleton, growing evermore imposing as one closed in on the...

The DefencemanChapter 2

Monday morning came too soon. I couldn't get to sleep in a new place until I was real tired so I only got a few hours sleep. I grabbed a glass of diet coke and hurriedly cleaned up and got dressed. I walked down to the registration office and met with the councillor. We went through the scholarship details and got me signed up for the appropriate classes and set me up with a voucher to get my textbooks. I went to the campus bookstore and got them and lugged them back to my apartment. I...

Weight Loss ProgramChapter 12 New Horizons

Shirley told me about a job opportunity during lunch that afternoon, and she also told me about the woman that was responsible for it: Kara. Kara was a dominant, and I already knew that Shirley was a submissive. In fact, Shirley as much as admitted that to me as she explained their relationship, which was a first for her, at least as far as admitting it to me. Shirley didn't seem to notice this, though. Although Shirley told me about her relationship with her friend, she wasn't much on...

Not Quite a White Knight Book 2Chapter 8 Date Knight

Friday Afternoon and Night, May 23, 2008 “Sam, I know what you want, but I had an idea about something we could do now to stretch the night out. How would you like to go on a date? An overnight date?” “What! A date?! How ... what ... where ... I have nothing to wear.” “Yeah, big surprise, I figured that might be the case. Yuk Yuk Yuk ... Now, I am not objecting to you having nothing to wear, but knowing you, how about we start there? Then supper, and maybe a stop or two after. Night club...

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Today we have, and how should I put this… something for you comparable to an “everything bagel.” Let me explain. There’s comedy in this scene, yes comedy. There’s intensity like I’ve never witnessed before, and I’ve been doing this for 20 years. There’s finger scratching and mouth biting that breaks the skin, kinky. Sorry Tyler, that’s going to leave a mark and I guess everyone has his or her Vietnam. Well today was Tyler’s. There were also on-going negotiations of fingering one’s assholes...

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In the old days, comic artists and creators had to work with publishers if they wanted to get their material out there. The best artists in the world weren’t shit without help. These days, anybody can publish their own webcomic. Oglaf comics is the work of just two people, Trudy and Doug, doing just that.Oglaf.com has been around for more than a decade now. It’s got a pretty rabid following, with millions of views a month and thousands of supporters on Patreon. It tells you something about a...

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By popular request I am continuing this story. I hope that you like the continuing adventures of the Quad’s, find it arousing and fun to read. I awoke the next morning and went to stretch when I felt a warm soft body beside me. Rolling to the side, I noticed the beautiful face of my sister Stacy, and the pervious nights activities came back to me. Let me explain. Stacy and I, along with our feet, and had muscles built up from years of weight lifting with our father. Stephanie and Stacy were...

Another Fine Miss

Another Fine Miss (The "All-Grown Up", Complete Version) by Robyn A. (I've written this story for your entertainment, as well as my own. If you are under eighteen, however, this tale may contain concepts and ideas that certain idiots believe can send you to the place where the red-skinned guy with the pointed tail and pitchfork conducts his business. Also, please be aware that this tale contains depictions of real persons--all of whom are dead now--in fictional situations that...

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They That Have Power Book IIIChapter 35 Friday August 20 2010

Friday, August 20, 2010 “It’s unusual seeing you out here,” Jan said to Jake. “You went to all that trouble to get this house, and you’re the person who uses the pool the least.” Jake had been sitting by the pool in the late afternoon sun with Ellen, Shannon, and Kate when Jan and Christine had puttered up in their bass boat. “School starts on Monday,” he said. “The summer is almost over. I won’t have many more chances. Besides, I hoped you’d come by and join me.” Jan pulled a lounge...

Acting Out

Logan was the son of a famous movie director and grew up in Hollywood. His father got divorced from his mother, a famous actor, when he was a teenager. The divorce was amicable, as they had just grown apart and were too busy with their careers. His mother re-married a wealthy business mogul, retired from acting and moved to Europe. Although his parents were quite wealthy and lived in a Hollywood Hills home, as well as a Malibu beach house, they tried to not spoil him. He did well in high...

The Suicide Sun

Chapter one: The Long Haul From the diary of James Down: Friday, January 20th. Sometimes I think I’ll survive the long haul. The odds are against it (they’re long odds), but sometimes I think I’ll make the journey. Then I look around–and I don’t have to look far, or for very long, the evidence is all around, in body bags–and I realise that nobody really makes it, nobody has the stamina. We’re all exhausted. Everybody’s knackered from all the effort it takes just to stand still. Standing...

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‘Men are pigs,’ Jessica said to her friend Lily, who had just been left by her boyfriend. ‘And women are over-emotional. No offense, Tam.’ Lily shook her head, but was crying too much to say ‘none taken.’ Jessica gave her friend a hug. ‘There, there, sweetie. It’s going to be alright. Jonas was an idiot to leave you. Especially for that shallow, bitchy, unimaginative, foreign slut Katerina.’ Lily leaned on her, sobbing. Jessica looked over at the replica painting of the Birth of Venus. I will...

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Her sweet smile, that was the first thing Isaac noticed about her. Having just stepped into his favorite diner, he found his eyes drawn to the cute waitress maneuvering through the tables with a pot of coffee in one hand and a tray of food in the other. She was clearly eighteen; her “proportions” boasted her physical maturity while their perkiness showed her untapped youth. She was rather tall for her age, standing at six feet, maybe a few inches shorter than Isaac himself. Clashing...

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Her sweet smile, that was the first thing Isaac noticed about her. Having just stepped into his favorite diner, he found his eyes drawn to the cute waitress maneuvering through the tables with a pot of coffee in one hand and a tray of food in the other. She was clearly eighteen; her “proportions” boasted her physical maturity while their perkiness showed her untapped youth. She was rather tall for her age, standing at six feet, maybe a few inches shorter than Isaac himself. Clashing with...

Learning from my aunt

"Intro" Sex, sex, sex. That's pretty much what's always on my mind. That's what's on most young guys minds. This never rang more true then the year I moved in with my aunt. Let me back track a bit. My name is Tommy. I'm a senior in high school. I don't run with the jocks. I don't run with the super smart kids. I don't play an instrument (unless you count my dick as one). I'm pretty much average. You wouldn't give me a second look. And why would you? I've done...

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Max was with me today, being a good work colleague he sometimes shares his lunch hour with me rather than his new wife. He'd go on about her sometimes, which is fine and I'm happy for them both, but it simply serves to remind me just how single I really am. Today was my lucky day though. She showed up almost right after I did, and ordered a mint chocolate coffee and a muffin. Her name's Karen. I discerned that from her orders being called by the barista, but I knew very little...

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Petrovsky sat in his office, filing papers and flipping through slave files. He had many slaves during the past twenty-five years in the business, but most was either dead, or sold. He recalled his favorite slave, his love, Dogwood. The boy had been brought to him at an early age, and he had adored and cherished his personal slave. However, in those years protection was rare, and Dogwood contracted AIDs from a client. The boy suffered for two years before finally succumbing to the disease at...

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