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The Qubit Comedy Drama Hour Program Pitch for Pranks

The bracketing commercials shown at the beginning of a show and that book case the interior 'skits and mini shows' has as it's start a commercial showing someone moving boxes out in the garage and getting stuff down from the high shelves and one of the things that comes down is a guitar case covered with dust. A brief flashback to the night before with his two buddies, both in their early forties, seeing a commercial on TV for 'you got what it takes to be a One Hit Wonder?' and a pitch for...

Power Chapter Fourteen Comedy Movie Night

We got back to campus on Monday. That was study day. Of course, it wasn’t all study. Jay greeted me at the door of our room with a kiss. Jack was there and said, “So now we know.” I told Jack that I indeed had sucked Jay’s dick. I added that I wouldn’t suck Jack with Craig’s mouth. He laughed and walked off. Janice and Valerie were already in the room and had overheard my exchange with Jack. “Can we watch?” asked Janice. I wasn’t quite sure what to say. Jay had turned beet-red. “Come on guys,”...

Making a Fantasy Come True at a Comedy Club

I had been dating Michelle about a year and while we always had fantastic sex, it was always on her terms. After a year of an "on -gain-off-again" relationship, I wanted to try something different - sex in public. At first, Michelle was not very keen on the idea. “Look,” I argued, “We can keep it discreet, but still have fun.” Michelle finally acquiesced under intense pressure. We were having sex at the time and she was on the brink of a massive cataclysmic orgasm. Public sex wasn’t my only...

Thalia the Muse of Comedy

It was Friday evening. The antique grandfather clock in the dining room struck eleven and I was wide awake and much calmer than a few hours before. I finally had forced myself to put my anger into the background so I could think and plan my moves. Stay calm and collected I had said to myself over and over.I had already alerted Thalia to what had happened today and she had agreed to my general plan, the details of which I would have to work out before next midnight. Our future was at stake and I...

Kissing Comedy

When I was 13 I was totally un-kissable. I had big hair and big glasses and a lisp-causing retainer and I had neither boobs nor trendy clothes to compensate for my awkward misfortunes. My friends would talk about the guys they had kissed, or the guys they had held hands with at those skate-nights where all the cool kids would go and skate around in circles for hours, but I had no such tales of middle-school debauchery. And before I knew it, high school had swung around, I was 17 and thoroughly...

A Night at the Cabaret

A Night at the Cabaret Belladonna Peter smiled while he unrolled the black fishnet stockings up his freshly shaven legs. His manhood strained against the gaff holding it snuggly between his cheeks while he attached the stockings to his garters. Standing up, Peter bit the tip of his right thumb lightly as he looked at the outfit hanging behind his door that he was going to be wearing around his employees that evening. While Peter was aware the outfit was over the top, he knew...

Hollywood Tales Part 3 Finale

Talk ended as Jennifer called to ask where Brice was and invited the duo to dinner. She happily greeted the duo as they entered, with Lola all but running over Lee as she saw the 24-year-old. Lola was teased by Jennifer about being calm around her idols, with Lee blushing as she didn't know what to say to her. Jennifer had Lola go check on little Lee, then sat Lee down and explained, "She sees in you what she is going to be. She loves your body, is jealous that your breasts are growing...

Hollywood Tales Part 1

April, 2022 Los Angeles, CA John Finn had flown his family across the country to spend the week in LA while he was forced to take several meetings with interested parties regarding the infamous book about his brother Roland Finn that Roland had written and their niece Hannah Smith had rewritten and that John held the rights to. John knew why he was really there but had to keep up appearances before he shot down a potential deal as some of the producers were legitimately interested in...

Star Ch 05

Star Pt 5: Comeback Star Part 5 of 5 Interviewer: I’m once more at the home of Dave and Karen Gerrard to discuss Karen’s comeback film, a spy spoof called ‘Jane: Blonde?’. To start with, I must say it’s been a while since all three of us were together. Dave Gerrard: Well, you and I have met four times in the past two years. Interviewer: Yes, for each of the films you have directed since ‘Emily’. Each one better than the one before, I thought. DG: Thanks. It’s been a steep learning curve...

No Joking Matter Part 5

The girls talked about the show throughout the week and actually wrote out plans for what they thought should happen, especially little things that would help build Denise's character. They were mostly left alone by the others while Nathan and Phillip kept anyone at bay who might get too close to the trio. It was hard not to shake their heads at them portraying boys as brutes but had to smirk as they clearly had two boys join Denise's character and her future girlfriend, a new character...

Movie Review Workplace Hazards

Movie review by Justin Eves for the New York Post-Times. WORKPLACE HAZZARDS : 4/5 Well, Hollywood is in full fall swing once again as everyone rushes to get their projects out in time for next year's awards. Even though my legs are still partly asleep from recently sitting through the three and a half hour epic "SORCERESS OF RHEEN" I decided to watch a sneak peek of the new Greg Fishek directed comedy "WORKPLACE HAZZARDS" which comes out this Friday. While this raunchy comedy...

Movie Listings 9

Cinema 16 listings and showtimes for October 5th - 11th ---Fall weather is cooling down but the Silver Screen is HEATING up!--- Here are the latest realeses showing at the Silver Cinema! OVERWRITTTEN SciFi - 1hr 40min - Starring: Frank Taumman, Jessica Dott, Kim Julianos Rated PG13 A team of scientists researching a cure for Alzheimer's develops a method to "download" copies of a person's memories directly from their brain. These memories can then be copied back into the...

No Joking Matter Part 1

Benny Herman and Jack Bollinger were a pair who had grown up together in Winnisimmet, MA and who had spent their entire life never going more than a few days apart. They had an even bigger link as Jack's cousin married Benny's sister with Jack's father being Benny's parents' principal/friend. The two were born to be close, and showed that they were meant to be friends immediately after birth. Benny's sister was a link that was hard to ignore, one that shocked the family as she broke...

Dick van Dyke 1 If They Had Made a Movie Based on the Book Turnabout

Dick van Dyke 1: If They Had Made a Movie Based on the Book "Turnabout" By Ron Dow75 ([email protected]) "Rob, do you *have* to watch this movie?!" Laura said, upset. She was sitting up in her twin bed, trying to ignore what was on the bedroom TV behind her book. "What's wrong with this movie? It's a comedy!" Robert Petrie said from his bed. "It's going to give you nightmares! I just know it." "What?? This silly thing?!" "I know how suggestible you are, Rob. You...

Mother My Life changer 8211 Part 1

Hi ISS readers. I am going to write down a life-changing story of mine. I came to know that my real sex satisfaction can be achieved only through one person, that’s my mother. My name is Raja Ranjith. I am working in the IT sector. I am always horny. I have a 5.5″ inch tool, which became bigger and better after having sex with my mother. My family consists of 3 people. My father passed away during the final year of my college days because of chain-smoking. He never satisfied my mother in...

Soundarya Chithi My Second Wife 8211 Part I

I am narrating a true incident that happened about six months ago. This is a real story that happened in my life and no attempt has been made to spice things up artificially. My wife came back from her mother’s place after delivering our second baby. We had two little toddlers with the eldest one being 18 months old. My wife was struggling to take care of our two little kids as they had to be monitored all the time. Her maternity leaves were coming to an end. We did not know whose help to seek....

Movie Listings 2

Silver Cinema 16 listings and show times for November 7th - November 13th NOTICE: In observance of Qualms Day, Silver Cinema 16 theater will be CLOSED Monday November 10th. THE OPPOSITE OF ADDITION Science Fiction - Rated PG 13 - 122 Minutes - Starring: Kira Trevon, Julie Oberwasser In the distant future, body modification is the norm. Forget tattoos and piercings though, they are so 20th century! The teen of the future has hundreds of modifications to choose from at the...

Mine

Derek leaned forward on the edge of the couch cushion, his tongue between his teeth as he focused on the television in front of him. His fingers worked the controller he held in his hand and, on-screen, his character shouted as she kicked and punched. "Man, Chun-Li is cheap," Steven said. "Fuck. You." Derek answered. He glanced at his friend for a moment before unleashing a combo that brought Steven's character down to a sliver of health. The two young men sat at opposite ends...

After the Pantomime Part 3

After the Pantomime By Susannah Donim Chapter 3 - A Pantomime Dame Nick is recruited for a very different kind of female role. Back at the MyOwnCouture.com office on the Monday after my triumph as Daisy, we were ready to repeat the end-to-end test. All the required data was already in place in Vicky's account, so we started from the point where we had left off the previous Thursday. This time when I clicked the animation icon, a model with Vicky's face and figure strutted...

After the Pantomime Part 4

After the Pantomime By Susannah Donim Chapter 4 - Rehearsals Nick learns to be a Dame. I persuaded Polly to remove the dress, wig, jewellery, and especially the greasepaint, before she went out to meet with her fellow LADS seamstresses. I spent the rest of the afternoon going through the script with Arthur. I had to admit he was very good. He knew exactly how to make the most of every funny line and how to milk the response. He warned me of what could go wrong in the frequent...

On Her Own Part 3

Before she drove off to the Samuels home,Aubrey made two quick phone calls. The first was to her actual agent to release the information about Anita and what she was doing to herself, knowing that it would cause a huge stir and give Aubrey's actions a free pass as they'd focus on Anita's transition and not her. Her next phone call went to a couple of men normally used as bodyguards, guys who loved to hurt people for a price and who were paid next to nothing for their services as they...

No Joking Matter Part 3

The flight was faster than expected but saw Denise being forced to look after Pena and Bollinger kids at their insistence. Ella and Flora stayed back to take care of business and run media interference about what was going on with Denise with Junior and Billy spending time at the house to ensure that it wasn't being infiltrated by paparazzi hoping to get shots of Francesca or Denise in compromising positions. It was no big deal to the duo to stay, especially as Junior and his wife Aggy...

No Joking Matter Part 4

Overnight news hit the airwaves about a massive search across Kensington and two surrounding towns in regards to the police department and city council. Lost in the news was the false arrest and release of a couple from Winnisimmet who were driving home from an evening out at a beach restaurant. There were rumors about why they were arrested, with the Kensington Police refusing to comment on it. After 9AM, Reed released a statement. "Last evening a couple from Winnisimmet were stopped...

Swimsuit SinnersChapter 8

New York, the Hippodrome Theatre, 1935. Billy rose, the pint- sized showman with the personality, energy and charm of a six footer, was in a pet. "We got to open Jumbo in two weeks!" he cried to his staff. "Now you tell me my best comic diver has a sprained back and can't work for a month! So what do we put in that big tank under the stage?" "We're trying to get a replacement, Mr. Rose," an assistant placated him. "Wait a minute," said Rose. "That sleazy guy who got me the...

Too Much LoveChapter 30

By the time they reached their hotel room, Paige could not contain her mirth and Max couldn’t stop blushing. “I swear I didn’t know!” Max protested. “All I thought was that we’d be close to a topless beach if we maybe wanted to go check it out for a little while! I...” “You overshot the mark.” Paige stepped into his arms and kissed him, then grinned broadly. “And I overpacked. So did you, I imagine. You brought clothes?” “I assume I’m going to need them at the casino.” Max ran his hand...

The ArchducklingsChapter 3

I dreamt about my cousin Rudolf over the next few nights. Rudolf, six or so years my senior, was certainly my favourite relative. My older brother was a stuffy bully, even when he was six or seven and I was four or five. Rudolf was a cadet when I was learning to read and write. When I rode a pony, he had graduated to a horse. And when I began noticing girls, he was casting women aside. I was thirteen when he took me to an assignation with a woman called Franzi. She was a large woman in her...

A Date with Sarah Colonna

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction concocted entirely within my imagination. Any resemblance to real people shouldn’t be surprising since most of my stories are based on people I know. While I hope you enjoy this story and are compelled to provide feedback, I don’t expect the subject matter will appeal to everyone who reads it. As such, I discourage venomous, nasty feedback full of violent wishes against essentially fictional characters in fictional situations. If this story does not appeal...

The Burns and Allen Show The Power of Show Business

The Burns and Allen Show ran from 10-12-50 thru -09-22-58. [With apologies: I write this from my memory of some late-night TV shows I saw a few times on PBS, and _"Total Television" _(By Alex McNeil).] The Burns and Allen Show: The Power of Show Business By Ron Dow75 The Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Carnation Condensed Milk presents, "The Burns and Allen Show"!" [A thin man in a brown suit with a lit cigar comes onto stage from the side, the curtain still drawn. When...

Changing of the Guard Part 5

Part 5 I should have known my day was going too well. I had too much fun shopping and spending time with Mom and Dad. If the Karma Gods had to make sure that I didn't get too comfortable, couldn't they have just had Tess drop the stupid rifle on my foot? Walking around with a limp, I could handle. Getting hit on an already bruised cheek was just plain wrong. Fortunately, it was more of a glancing blow than a direct hit. I don't even want to know what that would have felt...

Cleverly Planned Wife Swap 8211 Master Plan To Convince Conservative Couple 8211 Part XIV

This is real story of a two friends where we exchanged our wife with each other for bit lengthier live in relationship. Usually in swinging/exchanging wife with others, generally people will exchange partner for just a fucking session in just a week end visit or night visit to one of the couple’s home. In our case, to make our life spicy and have more thrill and adventure, we have decided to do this for bit longer period of time, where my wife will be with my friend for 2 months and where as...

Movie Listings 5

Cinema 16 listings and showtimes for June 5th - June 11th ---POPCORN IS BACK IN STOCK!--- Also be sure to try our delicious new Slushie flavors of the month: Dragon Fruit and Mangosteen! THE DEVIL'S CLOSET Comedy - Rated PG 13 - 123 Minutes - Starring: Curt Durham, Lucy Huynh, Fred Knox A bachelor party goes awry when after being kicked out of a strip club the rowdy group of men ends up at a cave outside of town known as "armario del diablo". The drunken friends...

Movie Listings 7

Cinema 16 listings and showtimes for June 26th - July 2nd ---July's heat is back, but so is MANGOICE!--- Visit the concession stand and pick up this cool delicious treat today! HOME LIFE Romantic Comedy - 1hr 40min - Starring: Chris Prattlan, Tamara Johnsonn, Max Waterman Rated PG13 When Brad Morgan is at work or out about town he looks and acts like a typical guy in his late 20s. As soon as he gets home however, Brad's life gets a little more interesting. An old family...

Seduction Of Lady In The Train

Hi to all ISS readers. This is Sateesh again. I had posted my life time incident in”MISSION” earlier, which happened when I was 26 years. Now I am 45 years, happily married guy with a 10 years old son, staying in Goa. I am 5’10” tall with a muscular body weighing about 85kg. Ok! Let me come to the incident which happened recently, while going to Mumbai from Goa in KARWR- CST holiday express. My berth was lower berth in second A/C bogie HA1, which has First A/C cabins also. You may know, the...

BEAUTIFUL NIGHT

Hi Friends. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Chandru, 28 years old and I am a Software Engineer in Chennai, Tamilnadu, INDIA. I am from Madurai District in Tamilnadu and because of my job I came to stay in Chennai. My Company offered me an Apartment in T.Nagar. At that time my mom and dad was in Madurai, so I stayed alone in that big nice Apartment. The Apartment has 5 Rooms, including 2 Bedrooms. The balcony shows the street very well. After my Office hours and Holidays, my hobby is...

Dreamgateway

DREAMGATEWAYS By Geneva A man has a complex dream with women characters that gradually assumes reality. Note. All of my previous stories have used a little ancient magical book that has wonderful effects. This is an attempt to try something different. There is magic here, but absolutely no books figure in it! START Walking home this evening through the crowded market I watched the wonderful variety of people going about their lives, but I noticed the women especially,...

Hollywood Tales Part 2

The fun lasted until John's phone rang. Nora Biggs needed to urgently talk to John about the movie as it was about to become a major issue with the media. She didn't elaborate, but saw John rush to Boston to talk to her in the office via video-conference. Nora was blunt, telling him, "Woody Demille is up to his old tricks, only this time he went a step further and got a lawsuit brought against us. We are being sued for copyright infringement for copying a story that Woody had written...

Parents Again Part 1

Two families on two coasts, tied together through years of friendship and understanding. They each had money, but also had something in common: neither could conceive children. One was a transgender couple, the other saw the husband losing his testicles due to cancer. Jaimie Samuels was transgender and happy to be so. She lost her testicles when she was 12, the result of an attack on her by a badly abused boy who feared his father's wrath more than going to jail. She forgave him and...

The Wrestling Submissive

It's Friday night and we decide to go somewhere different for a change. Sometimes change is different, right? Well, it seems that way. Should be fun going to a comedy club, though. "Are you ready, Liz? "Yes, I'm almost good to go. I'm just touching up my eye make up more.""Okay, I'm going to the bathroom one more time.""Okay, don't have too much fun in there.""Alright, alright, you know it's just to take a leak.""Yea, right, I think its something else.""Well, no doubt I'll be right out." I...

Vacation TwoChapter 28

When I stirred Saturday morning, about five forty-five, Mercy had hold of me and was gently massaging me into a desire to fill her once again. As I awoke, she pulled me on top of her to resume where I had left off when we fell asleep. She said, "Sue said that when you two were trying for Stevie, you two did it almost once an hour for a week. You're going to be busy, Buster, until I know I'm plugged." When I made it to the patio about six-thirty, I visited with Glenda for a little while,...

Things I Never Told My WifeChapter 18

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAMPING with a four-year-old and a five-year-old? What an experience! Daphne and I both felt going to Disneyland for our vacation the previous year had been too much for our kids. I guess it was a case of parents wanting to do things with their kids because we thought that was what we were ready for and got a step ahead of their development. Not that we didn’t all have fun, but it would have been better if the kids had been about three years older. We’d try again then. So,...

Crisis at IshtarChapter 21 Impressing the Citizens

Madoka was hungry. Once I offered her a meal, she drank it down. Afterwards she fidgeted for only a moment before closing her eyes again. I was not completely surprised, as she had been awake for the last hour as I memorized the seating chart. Once she was slumbering in one of the cribs set up in the backstage nursery, I hurried back to the theater, prepared to lead the citizens to their seats. Janice met me at the curtain. She seemed a bit distracted, but held up a hand for me to pause. I...

Emily Bett Rickards 1

So finally our story begins...... Well year is 2019, and the most amazing thing in the world has happened, I'm finally getting credit and payed to do what I do best, entertaining. Everything in my life has changed Joann Neeley my agent and manager, has put me in a place of absolute super stardom, as of Music, acting, writing, directing, and clothing. I am truly becoming a International Superstar icon. My record label, BFO Recordings LLC. Is bigger then it has ever been, BFXsst is on top of the...

Chatting with Elrod W

Chat Night Guest: ElrodW On Tuesday August 24, 1999 6PM PST Edited by Anne-Mal You can e-mail him at: [email protected] We start off like an episode of the "Waltons"... (elrodw) Hi, Anne. I made it! (*Anne-Mal) Hi! (cNf) Gday Anne, how are you? (*Anne-Mal) Hi cNf! (cNf) And of course Elrod, how are you?? (elrodw) Doing fine, not a bit nervous! (cNf) Gday Carrie. (CarrieGore) Hi elrod! (elrodw) Hey, Carrie! (*Anne-Mal) Hi...

The Sentencing

The idea for this story came from a short, inspirational email that was shared with me a few years ago. I thought the message behind it, was quite lovely and wanted to somehow turn it into a story to share with everyone. It took almost two years for a story to develop where I could use it in a way to honor the beauty it was written in. If I knew of the original author, I would like to include them...but as with much that is passed around in cyberspace, they are unknown. All I can do is...

Patchwork People XXVIII Departures

XXVIII. Departures. It was one of those mornings that seem unable to decide what it wants to be. Halfway to the airport, a fine rain blew up against the windshield of the pick-up. A few miles later, the sun unexpectedly broke out from a temporary gap in the impregnable line of gray clouds massed like battleships laying siege on the horizon It had finally been agreed that Phoebe would return to New Jersey and sign in to an outpatient rehab clinic. At the same time, she would take...

Dear Cum The Fools

1 April 2021 Ms Cum GirlCum CottageLower Snatch DrippingCunnyshire Dear Ms CumIt has been brought to our attention here at 'The Daily Heil Publishing Corporation' that the saddo website you're so fond of frequenting is hosting an international competition, and that as a saddo of minor repute and standing we expect you to fly the flag for this Sceptred Isle. All of us here at 'The Daily Heil Publishing Corporation' are rabid acolytes of the tousle-haired cockwomble and sport huge, throbbing,...

Dear Cum The Fools

1 April 2021 Ms Cum GirlCum CottageLower Snatch DrippingCunnyshire Dear Ms CumIt has been brought to our attention here at 'The Daily Heil Publishing Corporation' that the saddo website you're so fond of frequenting is hosting an international competition, and that as a saddo of minor repute and standing we expect you to fly the flag for this Sceptred Isle. All of us here at 'The Daily Heil Publishing Corporation' are rabid acolytes of the tousle-haired cockwomble and sport huge, throbbing,...

M is for Masturbate

"Hey buddy, how'd you like to have a chance to win a million dollars, and have fun doing it?" Jack attempted to give the guy a wide birth. He wasn't that he looked creepy or anything, but he was sure it was some kind of a scam. "Ah no thanks," he said nearly stepping down into the gutter. "You enjoy masturbating?" "Ok, now it's gotten creepy," Jack thought as the guy handed him a flyer. He made it around the guy not daring to even look back, half tempted to just wad up the...

Righting Wrongs

Special thanks to Digger for suggesting some of this series Prologue Kenneth Eaton was the youngest child of six, growing up on large farm in central California. His older brothers were all, "Masculine manly men" as they loved to say. Kenneth, however, wasn't. He was smaller, skinnier, and weaker. They favored their father, Kenneth favored his mother. Genetics weren't on his side. She was shorter, skinnier, and had barely any musculature. She was frequently called a, "Waif",...

Second Chance

What puzzled her was that even though her parent’s finances were shaky, they always seemed to have the money to send her to prestigious private schools. She had earned a bachelor’s degree, an MBA and now just completed her law degree, all from Ivy League universities, along with experience in prestigious management consulting companies in between her degrees. She asked her mother a few times over the years how they could afford her schooling, when they often had trouble paying their other...

Whatever Happen to Tommy Michaels

It was a foul-mouthed, drug addicted nightclub comic who said it best. He was the one who summed up the comedic career of Tommy Michaels whose career in show business effectively came to an end on a Friday in November in Dallas, Texas. The dirty-mouthed comic walked on stage two weeks after that horrific day in ’63 and when he did it was the first time he had appeared before a nightclub crowd since that tragic event. Since the innocence of America was taken away by an assassin’s bullet. The...

Gift From A God Ch 03

I sat in Kristel’s room until she had fallen asleep. It didn’t take long, her little joy ride had plum tuckered her out. She drifted off, moist hand resting by her cheek that was still bent ever so slightly with a smile. The tv was still on broadcasting the local news, the remote forgotten and lost in a tangle of sheets. I walked to the end of the bed, clicked the tv off and pulled a cover over from the side where it was bunched up and drew it up to her chin. I brushed few strands of her...

Jake s Saga Ch 10 A Saturday Night In

As Friday came, Chloe had caught him in-between classes. “Hey, we’re still good for this weekend right?” Chloe asked “Yeah, my parents will be going to a friend’s party Saturday night, so I should have the house to myself.” “Cool, I’ll be hanging around the area, just shoot me a message when everything is ready” "Sounds good, will do” Chloe gave him a quick peck on the cheek as she turned around and the two teens went their separate ways. Jake watched as she walked down the hall, and he...

Love And Lust Sibling Complications 2

Everyone has a weird family, but mine is just strange. My name is Alex, I have three little sisters, and we’re spread out across the gene spectrum, thanks to our blonde mom and our dark-haired dad. Basically every pregnancy was a war between the dominant traits. I’m seventeen and tall with dark hair. Two of my sisters are sixteen year-old twins, and I have no problem saying that I want to fuck them (I’m a teenager and full of hormones, so I’ll pretty much fuck anything attractive. Hell,...

Who s that Girl Pt2

“Yes” he answered simply staring at her dribbling pussy before him.“Good” she replied and placed the replica of his cock on his sternum before she raised herself up and eased the tip against her vulva. She sighed loudly as she lowered herself down the dildo, feeling her soaking wet pussy open easily to accommodate the girth. Her eyes closed behind the mask as she savoured the sensations feeling every millimetre of the fake phallus ease deeper and deeper inside her. For a moment she forgot about...

Janice s Italian Job Part 3

The next morning Janice woke up to find Natalie sitting out on the small patio outside the bedroom. She slipped on a robe and went out to join her, leaning over her chair and kissing her."Is that coffee I smell?""Yes, I had Rosalinda bring a thermal pot and two cups. Help yourself."Janice poured herself a cup and sat down next to Natalie."You were right. It is quite peaceful out here in the morning. I can see why you enjoy it.""It is my favorite time of day out here. Or at least it was...

A cruise to remember rewritten

I was 24 at the time and my husband is one year my senior. We had booked a seven day cruise that island hopped around the Caribbean. We were to visit five different islands during the week long trip. We were looking forward to getting away from the snow and cold and enjoy the sunny warm weather of the Caribbean. First, I must tell you a little about my husband and myself. If you have read any of my previous stories, you know that we have a very open relationship when it comes to sex. We...

A cruise to remember

I was 24 at the time and my husband is one year my senior. We had booked a seven day cruise that island hopped around the Caribbean. We were to visit five different islands during the week long trip. We were looking forward to getting away from the snow and cold and enjoy the sunny warm weather of the Caribbean. First, I must tell you a little about my husband and myself. If you have read any of my previous stories, you know that we have a very open relationship when it comes to sex. ...

Tryst With An Ex

I can't stand my Ex, let's be clear about that. She's my Ex for a reason. She's bat-shit crazy for starters. Now I know that's been said about every single ex but in this case, it's absolutely true. Example; I work for a consulting firm, and in our office is about two dozen people ranging from analysts like myself to clerks and interns. Kathleen calls me at lunch one day and while we are talking, an intern walks over and asks me if I want anything from Jack-In-The-Box. Kathleen hears her voice...

Cruising the Caribbean

Chapter One -----I was 34 at the time and my husband is one year older. We had booked a seven day cruise that island hopped around the Caribbean. We were to visit five different islands during the week long trip. We were looking forward to getting away from the snow and cold and enjoy the sunny warm weather of the Caribbean.First, I must tell you a little about my husband and myself. If you have read any of my previous stories, you know that we have a very open relationship when it comes to...

My Sister Meg

This is my debut story. Comments and votes are highly appreciated . The story you are about to read is a pure work of fiction. First of, let me introduce myself. My name's Jason O. Edmond, my friends call me by my surname because they think it suits me better than my first name. Anyhow, let's get to the story. I was on the plane waiting for the 2-hour-15-minute-flight to land. While I was sitting there, hatching my balls, I could hear the couple behind me making out. So I took a peek to...

My Sade Part 3

I leaned over and kissed her forehead and then buried my nose in the crook of her neck. Inhaling her scent and wanting her so much. She moaned and turned onto her back. I leaned down and flicked my tongue over her nipple. Even through her tank, it hardened and she moaned again. I flicked my tongue over her other nipple and watched it harden as well. Then I kissed her throat and started feathering kisses over her face. Slowly, she woke up and blinked. As her eyes focused, she looked at me and...

What Happens On Corporate Retreat Cruises

If any of you happen to be a comedian and you get offered a corporate gig on a cruise, seriously consider taking it! Okay, I know most of you who read this won’t be a comedian, so let me explain. Big corporations often do a yearly retreat for their executives across the country, and it’s common for them to hire a comedian to come in and do a standup set. They are the worst kind of gigs in my opinion, because most of the audience are the overworked, overstressed kind of people who don’t care...

Stranded Desires

Dane had just gained entrance to the suite his father had purchased in an underground luxury fall-out bunker. He decided it was time to start living there after the news broke that the French had launched the first nuclear attack in what had previously been an incredibly long cold war. With Los Angeles now an uninhabitable wasteland the entire country was freaking out. Although he was 3,000 miles away, in the out skirts of New York City, Dane thought it would be a good idea to move underground....

Boston by Motorcycle

I had just finished my undergraduate degree in psychology, and was about to pursue a Master’s degree in criminology, but I hadn’t yet decided which university I wanted to attend. My final plan was to enlist with the RCMP, but as a young woman who barely hit 5 foot 6, I knew that the only way to get accepted was by having a lot to offer. My grades were excellent, and I had been offered entrance to several programs. I was undecided between Ottawa University and McGill in Montreal. The program at...

we got caught

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Since I took over my father's talent agency out here in L.A., I haven't really had to go chasing talent to bring onboard for the company. Thankfully, he left me a large stable of great actresses and musicians who are not only talented, but also hot as hell and sexy. And as great as the sex had been with the clients I had gotten personally involved with, I was still looking for something more. A more meaningful relationship. Sure, there was always the fall back to my personal assistant Julie...

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Everyone has a weird family, but mine is just strange. My name is Alex, I have three little sisters, and we're spread out across the gene spectrum, thanks to our blonde mom and our dark-haired dad. Basically every pregnancy was a war between the dominant traits. I'm seventeen and tall with dark hair. Two of my sisters are sixteen year-old twins, and I have no problem saying that I want to fuck them (I'm a teenager and full of hormones, so I'll pretty much fuck anything attractive. Hell,...

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My husband, Donavon, and I were both working in the film industry. We lived outside Hollywood, in South Africa to be precise, and it was only once in a while that we could get some money to produce a feature film. Our specialty was the romantic comedy with a touch of William. Shakespeare, that is. I usually write the scripts and Don directs it. We both star in our movies. But people wanted more sex in their romantic comedies and we, even William, were only too happy to oblige.Our last effort...

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My husband, Jonathan and I were both working in the film industry. We lived outside Hollywood, in South Africa to be precise, and it was only once in a while that we could get some money to produce a feature film. Our specialty was the romantic comedy with a touch of Shakespeare, William, that is. I usually write the scripts and Jon directs it. We both star in our movies. But people wanted more sex in their romantic comedies and we, even Will, were only too happy to oblige. Our last effort was...

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