Merry XXXmas
From the moment we were born, my sister and I, despite being identical twins, were total opposites for the most part. My 'older' sister, as I often retreat to calling her during arguments, came out head first, while I came out 'breech'. Doctors attributed my breech birth to complications from the twinning; my sister later claimed it was because we were 69ing at the time labor began! She's a pip. I'll give her that. Our childhood was a demonstration of the opposite of most twin...