Larry Had a Little Lamb
Larry was 30 years old, divorced, and fortunately didn't have to worry about paying alimony or child support because his marriage had only lasted a couple of weeks. His wife had discovered that Larry was unable to maintain an erection long enough to make love to her, so she promptly dumped him and went on to live her life elsewhere. Larry really wasn't heartbroken about this because he knew the reason he couldn't make love with his wife. He didn't need her. He had his sheep to care...