Mud Mouth and Table Spam
I need my sleep. I get about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.― Bill HicksIt was a lazy Sunday afternoon. I'd finished leading our church choir in a rousing rendition of Air Supply's Lost in Love, which we'd cleverly retitled Lost in Love…for Christ.The birds were chirping. Some homeless guy was idly pleasuring himself in a nearby park, using liquid rubber as lube.Wandering into a neighborhood Hallmark store, I perused the product. I loved reading the ingenious one liners authors of...
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