The Suicide
The Suicide By Margaret Jeanette Peter Mech sat in the bar staring at his drink. It was the worst day of his life. A rather large man came in and sat down next to him. The man asked him, "Why the long face? It's time to celebrate, I got engaged today!" Peter said, "Congratulations to you! For me it was the worst day of my life. Life just doesn't seem worth living." "You sound like you are considering suicide. Suicide is not the answer!' "Speak for yourself. I don't want to...