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Cumming up Trumps Part 5

Alan was in his office putting together the days agenda. There wasn't a huge amount pressing but tensions in Syria were mounting. The recent insurgent uprising meant that there was pressure on the US to send ground troops into the region to support the UN peace keeping forces already there. Alan had been with Trump for 20 years, supporting his business dealings and helping him out of numerous scrapes. But something was different this time, the last time he had been this obsessed with...

Cumming up Trumps Part 7

He had enjoyed shoving his cock up the young ladies arse and in turn was strangely turned on by having Manning's massive member in his own anus but he knew it was wrong. He was sure that he needed to take action, things had got horribly out of hand on the flight, he could not allow it to go on. ********** 'What is happening?' Lydia's mind raced as she considered the last few hours. She had quickly formulated a plan back in her hotel room but things had spiralled badly since. ...

Cumming up Trumps Part 2

Manning arrived and stepped out of the limousine. She had got changed. She was wearing white adidas trainers, cream coloured shorts, a white Hollister polo shirt which showed her white bra and a white adidas cap. For some reason she was wearing another pair of Oakley shades, white this time. Trump had never seen anyone look like this, it was a bold look that was for sure, but it was one that Manning pulled off with effortless ease. Manning was walked to the door by the secret service detail,...

Cruz Gets Trumped

Nervously, Texas Senator Ted Cruz sat outside of the Oval Office. He stared at his shoes, tried to clear his mind, but was unable. From inside, he could hear the sounds of President Donald Trump yelling and cursing, having a terrible fit, though the exact content was lost other than the occasional, "...you fucking loser..!" "...a goddamned imbecile is what you are! Get out! You're finished..!"Finally, the door to the Oval Office opened, and out ran an aide - an ex-aide by the look of it -...

Cumming up Trumps Part 6

"Been busy?" Lydia enquired. "You could say that," Manning began before heading to the bar and ordering another five Hooch's. Alan Saltmayor saw the woman bowl back into the bar, with her Oakleys shading her eyes and fixed his gaze on her. She had a brief interaction with one or two of the other girls before ordering a mammoth round of drinks at the bar which she seemed to be tackling by herself. Saltmayor approached her. "Hi, I'm Alan Saltmayor, the President's Chief of...

Cumming up Trumps Part 1

He made his way over to the Roosevelt desk. He decided he wouldn't bother with a tie today he only had a few appointments, one of which was with the England Women's cricket team. Whatever cricket was. He was sure an advisor would inform him so he didn't look stupid. His shirt and trousers were freshly pressed and his hair flopped over his head like a gentle willow. Margaret, his trusty aid who had got him out of many a scrape, called through. Ajay wanted to see him about further tax...

Cumming up Trumps Part 3

Her mind wandered back to the days when her and 'Cooky' would happily play around Essex Cricket Club. Her bowling and him practising his cover drives. Cooky had moved down after finishing at Bedford School. He was a bright young man and Manning knew he was destined for greatness. Often she would tell him how his batting resembled that of Bradman or Sobers. She knew teasing him would make him horny and she could cop a grope of his cock after nets. One summers afternoon, amidst the start of...

Cumming up Trumps Part 4

Whilst it had been Manning that had passed up the opportunity to fuck Trump, it did not mean she wasn't horny. Given the amount of male interaction she'd had in the last few hours she longed to dip her cock into a soaking wet minge. It had been tough for Manning growing up as a 'woman' with massive tits and an equally huge dick. She'd been the subject of many a cruel whisper during her school years but as she grew up so she grew into herself. She learnt to make the most of the 'tools'...

Sam Trump Ace Detective

Sam Trump, Ace Detective By Ron Dow75 Louise King thought that the place she had her appointment was very appropriate. It was a five-story brick building built in the 1910's or 20's in a rundown section of the city that was now being renewed. In fact, when she entered the building she saw that the lobby opened up into a large atrium with large, sun-admitting skylights stories overhead. Scaffolding, materials, tools and workmen vied for space with those still using the...

The Last Trump

I had played the bugle when in the army cadets at school, and when I joined the RAF as an aircraft apprentice I hoped to continue my musical career, but now as a trumpeter there being no buglers in the RAF. Trumpeters at RAF Halton played reveille, lights out, fall in, and all other applicable military trumpet calls, on the long stemmed cavalry trumpet, which I found much more difficult to master than the bugle. There was also the fact trumpet practice was held every evening, which became an...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 1

Trumped up punishments Chapter 1: PreparationsPrologue: If I have to live in a world that has a President of the United States named Trump in it, then at least I want it to be a world in which students with discipline problems can be properly punished! President Trump, as he commenced his second term, signed an executive order under which corporal punishment was reinstated in all public schools in the United States. Schools were given great latitude in implementing the change; the only way for...

Trumped up punishments Chapter 1

President Trump, as he commenced his second term, signed an executive order under which corporal punishment was reinstated in all public schools in the United States. Schools were given great latitude in implementing the change; the only way for parents to object was to remove their children from the school in question and enrolling them either in a private school or in a school with a less harsh punishment regime. Millennium High School was a public school in Bismarck, North Dakota, a State...

Sexual Shenanigans of the Trump Family Ivanka Trump

Father Paul intoned,” In this private funeral we are assembled to pay homage to Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald and Ivana Trump, stepdaughter of Melania, stepsister of Barron and Tiffany, sister of Donald Jr. and Eric Trump.” Donald reviewed the life of his daughter; drill team captain, homecoming court, National Honor Society, and active in a Christian Youth group. If a man could “custom order” a daughter, Ivanka would be close to want you would what. As he continued to talk about her death...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 6 Sex Ed

Trumped Up Punishments – Chapter 6Sex Ed Classes“Mummy, please, don’t make me go to school! I just cannot face any more of this. Just look what they did to me!” Rebecca pointed to her red, sore breasts and angry welts on her upper thighs, the result of brutal punishment inflicted during an assembly of her whole school. “If you don’t go, they will kick you out. They should not have that satisfaction. We are going to deal with this the right way. I have reported Mr. Warner to the police and we...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 2 Executions

Trumped-Up Punishments – Chapter 2: ExecutionsA large punishment horse was wheeled onto the stage by one of the security guards. This had been specifically manufactured to Mr. Barton’s specifications: it allowed the culprit to be firmly secured in any position desired. There were Velcro straps all over it, allowing endless possibilities. While one of the guards took Burt’s arm and moved him over to the contraption, the voice warned that the use of video equipment was strictly prohibited and...

Stars Trump Tower Other Public Sex

I'd forgotten him in the course of 7 years, but when we got together again, it was for keeps. I'd also newly discovered sex and the art and gentle strokes oral sex ushered, and I was in afterglow heaven. Peter taught me everything I know about sex, I taught him to have a grand sense of adventure. What a pair of .... we are. Those times were puntuated with the freak shows we'd given on an AmTrak train to see his mother, the ten minute doggy style bangfest in Trump Tower elevator,...

Sexual Shenanigans of the Trump Family Eric Trump featuring Ivanka

My sister, Ivanka, is so sexy and nice, I must have her. Every guy wants her. Her body is perfect, her tits are a little larger than a handful, her body nice and thin at 5 foot and 11 inches, framed by her long, trim legs. Her face was angelic with hazel eyes and her face was beautiful, her hair golden blonde, long, wavy and soft. I get a boner every time I look at her. She knows she's sexy, because all the guys do that around her, even me. She seems to like looking at me, sometimes she...

TeenPies Alexa Grace The Not So Trump Sex Tape Scandal

Our President has been known for some unsavory actions. This might be by far the worst leak of reputation damaging content to date. After a long day on the links President Trump gave his adult star confidant Alexa Grace a tour of his massive weekend home. IT WAS HUGE! They had to be swift as fake news media was all over the place trying to catch a scoop. Alexa was told to wait in the masters quarters for him until he was ready for her. He entered the bedroom in his tattered tighty whiteys ready...

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Trumped Up Punishments 15 Even more serious

Two boys, Charlie and Steve, are being publicly punished, using electric diodes in their urethrae, for r****g one of their fellow students ... The two boys were almost immediately screaming – the overall amps displayed on the screens reached 5 Amps almost immediately. The current caused the boys’ penises to start vibrating, then smoke started to rise from Steve's penis at which point Mr. Barton literally ‘pulled the plug’. The boys’ bodies, which had tensed up, relaxed. “I am sorry”, Mr. Barton...

Sexy Shenanigans of the Trump Administration Counselor Hicks

Light sparkled from the huge chandelier and reflected from the thousands of diamonds encrusting the women in attendance. While an orchestra played softly from one corner of the room, tuxedo clad waiters with white gloves circulated silver trays of champagne and caviar. A small circle of Cabinet members talked quietly with the President. A long string of black limousines was still pulling up outside and passes were being checked against the guest list. Suddenly there was a perceptible pause...

Sexual Shenanigans of the Trump Administration Tomi Lahren

“shame she isn’t a virgin the President. Our clients like virgins too." The president by the name of Donald Trump looked the girl over. She was young, in her twenties, small well formed breasts, blonde shoulder length hair and skinny body. Her clothes consisted of a T shirt and canvas trousers. on her feet she wore old leather sandals. “What's your name?" asked the President. “Tomi Lahren from Fox News" the girl answered. “Well Tomi Lahren, you belong to us now. Our organization has...

Sexual Shenanigans of Trump Supporters Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Nicole Arbour. Lesbian madam. 40 years old, 5’ 10” tall, leggy, athletic, strong. And stacked. Like a brick house. 50E-24-38. Shoulder-length thick blonde hair. Bright red lipstick, toenails, and fingernails. Golden tan from sunbathing in the nude. Neatly trimmed pussy. A real, live Amazon queen. Nicole had been supplying beautiful American blondes to Kayleigh McEnany’s escort service. A very lucrative partnership. Kayleigh had double-crossed Donald Jr and Eric. Embezzling from the Trump was...

Sexual Shenanigans of Trump Supporters Nicole Arbour Kaitlin Bennett Ashton Whitty and Lauren Southern

Nicole Arbour. Lesbian madam. 40 years old, 5’ 10” tall, leggy, athletic, strong. And stacked. Like a brick house. 50E-24-38. Shoulder-length thick blonde hair. Bright red lipstick, toenails, and fingernails. Golden tan from sunbathing in the nude. Neatly trimmed pussy. A real, live Amazon queen. Nicole had been supplying beautiful American blondes to Kayleigh McEnany’s escort service. A very lucrative partnership. Kayleigh had double-crossed Donald Jr and Eric. Embezzling from the Trump was...

Sexy Shenanigans of the Trump Administration Hope Hicks

Light sparkled from the huge chandelier and reflected from the thousands of diamonds encrusting the women in attendance. While an orchestra played softly from one corner of the room, tuxedo clad waiters with white gloves circulated silver trays of champagne and caviar. A small circle of Cabinet members talked quietly with the President. A long string of black limousines was still pulling up outside and passes were being checked against the guest list. Suddenly there was a perceptible pause...

Sexual Shenanigans of Trump Apologists Nicole Arbour Kaitlin Bennett Ashton Whitty and Lauren Southern

Nicole Arbour. Lesbian madam. 40 years old, 5’ 10” tall, leggy, athletic, strong. And stacked. Like a brick house. 50E-24-38. Shoulder-length thick blonde hair. Bright red lipstick, toenails, and fingernails. Golden tan from sunbathing in the nude. Neatly trimmed pussy. A real, live Amazon queen. Nicole had been supplying beautiful American blondes to Kayleigh McEnany’s escort service. A very lucrative partnership. Kayleigh had double-crossed Donald Jr and Eric. Embezzling from the Trump was...

Sexy Shenanigans of the Trump Regime Hope Hicks

Light sparkled from the huge chandelier and reflected from the thousands of diamonds encrusting the women in attendance. While an orchestra played softly from one corner of the room, tuxedo clad waiters with white gloves circulated silver trays of champagne and caviar. A small circle of Cabinet members talked quietly with the President. A long string of black limousines was still pulling up outside and passes were being checked against the guest list. Suddenly there was a perceptible pause...

Entf hrung und Einkerkerung in Strumpfhosen

Ich bin 54 Jahre alt und lebe allein. Wenn mich niemand sieht, trage ich Strumpfhosen. Das geilt mich ziemlich auf. Ich habe immer verschiedene Strumpfhosen, einen kurzen Rock und schwarze Pumps im Kleiderschrank. An einem Herbstabend schellt es an meiner Wohnungst?r. Dummerweise mache ich sofort auf. Ich stehe zwei M?nnern gegen?ber, die mich sofort in die Wohnung dr?ngen und die T?r schlie?en. Der gr??ere hat ein Messer in der Hand. Ich beschlie?e, keinen Widerstand zu leisten. Ich muss vor ihnen ins...

Trumped Up Punishments 14 ndash Merit based rewards

Trumped Up Punishments 14 – Merit-based rewardsJonathan could not wait until the afternoon. He was one of the top students at Millennium High, and until today his good grades and merits had been their own reward. Two weeks previously, Headmaster Barton had called him into his office and asked him if he would enjoy playing an active role in punishing his female fellow students, starting with the November ‘open’ punishment assembly. As a start, he would be asked to whip Ibby on her spread vulva...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 13 Spanking Machi

Trumped Up Punishments - Chapter 13 - The Rise of the Spanking MachinesMonday, 6 November. The first Monday of the new month had arrived. The students of Millennium High had been informed in early October that the normal early morning punishment assembly would be reinstated, not just for the first Monday of each month, but for every Monday … The first Monday of each month would have an additional punishment assembly in the afternoon, one open to the public. This would be reserved for more...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 11 Private I

Trumped Up Punishments – Chapter 11: Private Fundraiser IIbby and Rebecca, both naked, were waiting for the continuation of their ordeal in a small room backstage. Neither of them said anything. They had both been punished in front of the whole school, some select alumni and members of the public willing to pay to witness their punishments. While Eloise had been punished for trying to be funny in class (in a somewhat lewd way), Rebecca felt that all her punishments, and there had been two in...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 10 Fundraiser III

Trumped Up Punishments – Chapter 10: An unusual fund-raiser, Part IIIRebecca’s mother, Mrs. Ward, was seated in the first row of the school theater at Millennium High. She was a Hillary supporter, a feminist through and through, and she simply could not believe what had just happened to Eloise and Ibby. She was worried about her own daughter, still seated on the stage, and dead set to win the right to determine her punishment when the time came. She tried to concentrate on the ‘Friends of...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 9 Fundraiser II

Trumped Up Punishments – Chapter 9: An unusual fund-raiser, Part IIEloise, Ibby, Andrew and Rebecca are being punished in a new format punishment assembly – for the first time, members of the public can pay to attend, and wealthy donors can influence the proceedings, bidding money for the right to set each student’s punishment and even to carry it out. Eloise has already been punished and humiliated severely – Andrew thought he was going to be next, but Ibby has was called forward...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 7 Art Class

Trumped Up Punishments – Chapter 7Art ClassesThe next morning, Rebecca was intercepted at the school gate by Carl and asked to report to Mr. Barton’s office. She found Alison, Eloise and Peter already there. All four were understandably apprehensive. Mr. Barton entered the room and told them that they were all to act as live models in two art classes during the day – Rebecca and Alison with Mrs. Lockwood in the second and third period, Eloise and Peter with Mr. Hubermayer in the third and...

Trumped Up Punishments Chapter 4 Literature Qui

Trumped Up Punishments – Chapter 4: Literature QuizRebecca has been caught in a compromising situation with one of her teachers and been awarded 50 demerits. She is about to be punished in front of the teaching staff and pupils of Millennium High at the monthly ‘Punishment Assembly’. Mr. Barton, the headmaster, thinking that her punishment will take up most of the time allotted to the assembly, has decided to punish only one additional miscreant – Alison, Peter and Eloise, on 20 demerits each,...

First Trumpet

I was excited about the coming senior year. I did my dues in high school band. I was first a freshman trumpet player who thought he was hot shit but compared to the older students I was simply shitty and over the next three years I greatly improved so that I was indeed hot shit. Nathan would graduate this year so next school year I would take over first chair trumpet. Oh, there would be tryouts to compete for first chair but I was the best. The younger players were where I was a few years ago....

Pippi Langstrumpa

The supply pod docked, and the MULE (Multi-Use Labor Element) removed all the items from it and stored them away in the storage holds as I checked off each item. This was the 3rd supply mission of 4 scheduled for the year. Out here at Callisto the job was routine, but dull. Accept shipments of high grade silicon from the surface, package it into pods for the long trip to Earth, then send back the surface pods for reuse.Once that was done I started the MULE in transferring items from the supply...

Trumpeters Applause

------ Trumpeters Applause by Mushrambo ------ January 12th, 2016 The election had ended exactly as everyone expected it to, hoped that it would, in their heart of hearts. There had been no ticker tape parade for the man who had lost, no more cheering crowds. A couple conspiracy theorists had taken to the interwebs, blasting out vitriol that their man had won, that the opposition had cheated somehow, but they were for the most part ignored. The Lady President-elect smirked. ...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 122

Say thanks to a great supporter of J & G for these. Trump Jokes In a recent survey, 70% of Americans responded that Donald Trump becoming president has made them nervous. The other 30% said it will make them Canadians. Donald Trump has announced that now he’s president, he’s going to put a wig on the Presidential plane and call it Hair Force One. Donald Trump becoming President isn’t the first time he’s kicked a black family out of their home. I just found out Donald Trump ran...

Saint Nicholas School of Whores prologue

This is simply the prologue for an idea that I think would make a good story. The feedback will decide whether or not I pursue this further. There will not be much sex or action in this chapter, but if more chapters are requested they will be considerably more graphic. I've tried to write what I feel would be something that could, in a very crazy world, actually happen. If you enjoy and would like to read more please leave a comment. [b]The Saint Nicholas school of whores Benjamin...

Leda and the SwanChapter 2 A Game of Cards

Rick knocked on the apartment door and was admitted by Roger. "Ricky mon ami, come in. We have ze snacks already out. Come and sit." Roger led him toward the sofa where a woman with curly, black hair sat. She wore a short, lavender dress cut low to display her ample cleavage. "Zis is Miriam," Roger said. "Miriam, zis is ze Rick I told you about. Miriam is administrative assistant to ze dean of ze Economics department. Ricky I know you have ze perks from your ass occupying ze coveted...

The National Academic Championship

“I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE” yelled Mr. Stevens…my asshole history teacher. “HE CONTINUES TO DISRESPECT ME IN FRONT OF MY CLASS…THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED…AND YOU PRINCIPAL THOMAS HAVE DONE NOTHING ABOUT IT”! I could see Principal Thomas was not happy with Mr. Stevens bellowing and said, “Ok Mr. Stevens, that’s just about enough, you can go back to your classroom and I’ll take it from here”. Principal Thomas walked over to his office door, opened it and gestured to Mr. Stevens...

The Platinum Chef A Tale of Delacroix Part XX

Chapter 68 "Roxx? What do you wanna do when you grow up?" Mary asked thickly. "Y'know, when school's over?" "Eh?" Roxx asked Mary, suddenly irritated by that question. Robb had asked her that once. More than once in fact. What bothered her was that she never seemed to have an answer. He was always going on and on about having a better life. Paying rent and bills were no fun. To the then Melanie, and now The One Who Is Roxx that the simplest, easiest way to accomplish that was always...

The Rash Part 3

The Rash Part 3 By Princess Pantyboy Author's Note: I added a couple of paragraphs from part 2.5 to make the reading go smoother. I hope you enjoy my newest story. Hugs Princess Me, Kelly Parker, Kellie 10-year-old boy (size of 4-5 yr old) Mom, Karen Parker (my mommy) Max Trump 10 year-old boy lives next door Miley Trump 5-yr old girl lives next door Stephanie Trump (Max & Miley's mommy) "Okay...

Hillary and Bill

Chapter One, Part One Election night – 2016 It is the worst night of her life. The unofficial returns are in, and though more than half of America enthusiastically identifies with her, all appears lost. How can it be? Through a heated season, the pending election acted as a tonic, a furious wind at her back. The thought of victory kept her spirits buoyant, her senses alert. Now, the relentless war of words has ceased; the race is over. Early this evening, the unforeseen happened; the...

After the Energists Rebooted Teen YearsChapter 23 Sweet Dreams Are Made of This

Mike’s House, Bryanston 6:15pm, Sunday, February 20, 1979 “That was a great dinner, Mrs. Nevins,” Lynette said as she used a piece of my mother’s homemade bread to sop up the last of the gravy on her plate. “My mom rarely uses a crock pot to cook meals, so that was the first time I’ve had a roast beef, potatoes, and carrots done like that. It was delicious.” “Thanks, Lynette,” my mom replied as she turned back to the table with a warm apple pie in her hands. “These guys around here just...

The Accidental Watch 8th in the STOPWATCH SeriesChapter 25

"Mr. Huntly?" "Hi Ernie." "Got a minute?" "Sure Ernie." "Can we go some place private?" Ernie looked both relieved and worried, he looked out over the few customers, well ... pool shooters who were drinking out of coke bottles. "Them guys don't need to hear this and Nick A says you're a straight shooter." "Sure ... where?" "I hate to ask ... but the boat?" "That's a lot more than a minute, Ernie." Ernie looked disappointed. "That bad?" "Maybe." "Let me call...

To Reign in Hell Book 2 Hollywood Be Damned Chapter 29

“Excuse me, folks! Mr. President, Ms. Grisham, Dr. Tyson, Dr. May, Mr. Nye. I believe that you recognize me, the source of recent developments on the topic at hand. As the foremost expert on demonology, let me promise you that there is indeed nothing to fear from being turned. Nothing at all. Yes, technically, it’s eternal damnation, but that simply means that you won’t go to Heaven. You’ll become a devil of Hell when you die. You won’t be tormented or anything. “I should also, in fairness,...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 82

Your laugh of the day! Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that President Donald Trump’s great, great uncle, Remus Trump, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and President Trump share this common ancestor. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained...

The Little Halloween Sluts 2

Summary – Amber, Darla and Tina are down to their last hour of Halloween Trick-Or-Treats! What will they do to get even more candy? Previous Chapter - Amber and her friends decide to go all out to get candy on Halloween! Note – This is a work of fiction, make-believe and sexual fantasy. It is not based on real people or actual events. You must be 18 or over to read these stories. The author does not condone any sexual activity among persons under 18 in real life. It is OK to have fantasies,...

The Little Halloween Sluts 2

The three sexy young girls walked down the dark, shadowy street on Halloween night. It was their second time out this evening, having already once emptied their heavy bags of hard-earned candy.The glow from the street lights dimly illuminated the three friends; Amber, the blonde, sexy nurse; Tina, the raven haired, gothic-cheerleader, and Darla, the redheaded, naughty-schoolgirl. They were dressed very provocatively, knowing it would get them much more candy. They had already done some very...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 416

Trump is visited by three ghosts. Early in the night, the ghost of FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great again, FDR replies: “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours, and he yells, “FAKE NEWS!” A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?” Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.”...

Vantier a Whateley Tale part 10

Vantier a Whateley Tale.....Ancient and Powerful Vantier awakens in a foreign world, struggling to find her place in it. In this chapter....Kyley and Becky journey to Whateley via NY city! AKA Road Trip! He is saved from the death of his race and planet....to start all over again....but can she survive? A human high school and being a teenager? Will she remember what was? And grow in power? most of my current stories can be found on Fictionmania Or if you want to input...

STATION SIX 01 A Really Bad Day

*Letters * mean they're stressed. LetTers mean their tone of voice is raised. _Letters _ mean they're accented but not stressed. Members.home.net/dow75stories STATION SIX 01) A Really Bad Day: How Could Things Get Any Worse!? By Ron Dow75 [email protected] "HELP!! Somebody! Anybody! Help Meee!!!" a skinny young man in a uniform shirt ran at his top speed down a back alley, his arms and legs flailing the air. "Hey, pizza boy! You forgot your...

The Housewives Of Coxville County part 6

From the medical journals of Ivana Swallows; - Foreword; First and foremost, I would like to personally thank the faculty andstaff of Coxville County High School for their boundless support in -finally - getting this project sanctioned by the Coxville County WestsideAdmissions Board of Health & Research. Without Miss Dianna Murdock -senior secretary and keeper of school records - Principal William Long, andtheir combined efforts, this study simply would never have happened. Iwould...

The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 12 Doctor Reaper

Spring 2019 to May 2022 Saturday morning things started getting silly. I was home when it started, sacked out while Kelly got up to tend to the offspring, when she came in and said, “You’d better get up.” “What’s up?” “The President is complaining about you again.” I looked at her curiously. “Trump?” She nodded. “What’s wrong now? Jack tweeting again?” “I don’t know, but something set him off. He’s tweeting that the Army needs to yank your medals again,” she replied. I rolled my eyes...

The 28th Amendment

I was there, right at the beginning. On Monday, the first of January, the latest in a long line of new laws took effect however I really was there when the first public utterance of the initial idea was made by someone in a position to actually make things happen. I know this because I’ve since followed Theo’s career. I’m not suggesting it was originally my idea or that I played even the most ancillary part in bringing the idea to life or anything like that. In fact, it’ll probably never...

The Longest SaturdayChapter 3

I chose this moment to freeze Time again, so as to not only give me more of a chance to do what needed to be done without distractions for myself or others, but also to reduce any risk of a rush or hurry. This would not be a rush to judgment at all, so most of humanity was indeed frozen. During that time I made one very essential tweak to all sentient adults of all races and sexes, making them hypersexual, polyamorous, promiscuous, and omnisexual: all of them! I would usher in a world that...

Betli Must Be Played Chapter 2 The Robber Ulti

Paul: Pablo and I became very excited about John's invitation and when my girlfriend worked in the mall Saturdays or Sundays, we organized the Robber Ulti training. John's wife Heather was a dyed blond haired, blue eyed and tall woman with D cup breasts. They had a three-year old son, and a two-year old daughter. Pablo took his new wife, Gina to John's house. Gina came from an Italian origin family and she was of an average height, black haired, brown-eyed, young woman with C cup breasts,...

Accidental MartianChapter 4

Alexander Industries New Pittsburgh Ammunition Plant, Mars Thursday, April 19, 2136, 12:15 pm David Reed walked into the office of General Operations Manager Rufus Farley with a spring in his step. Even now, Ms Johnson was packing her belongings in the assistant plant manager's office. David's boxes of mementos, et cetera were sitting in the assistant plant manager's conference room waiting for him to unpack them. Tomorrow morning he could actually start doing his job without Ms Johnson...

The Rash Part 2 5

The Rash Part 2.5 By Princess Pantyboy Author's Note: All, I would like to thank Nikki for her comments and noticing my Part-2 story looked incomplete. Nikki is totally right I screwed up and sent in the wrong edited copy of my story. That is why I named this story Part 2.5 because it was supposed to go with part 2. I am sorry but thankful Nikki seen my screw up so I could fix it. We were backpacking in the mountains so I did not know of my mistake. I sent the story and off we...

Election Daze

It was Election Day, I knew, and quite frankly, I was in no mood to deal with Mom’s crap about politics. She had her politics. I had mine. I was thirty years old now to her forty-three ... Yes, do the math, Mom had me when she was thirteen. I get it, okay! In actuality, Mom and I got along reasonably well most of the time, despite living together here in what had been Grandma’s and Grandpa’s place before their tragic deaths, five and six years ago, respectively. I had a decent job as a...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 355

Here is an opposite point of VIEW from Dominions Son “I don’t know why people are so concerned about the corona virus. Most people know to put a piece of lime in the bottle to kill the virus.” No, no, no. Then you get corona and Lyme disease. ✧ ✧ ✧ A Few from Dorsai about his Hero!!! Here’s a few jokes with a common theme. I don’t THINK they’re duplicates. After a difficult year, President Trump decides he needs a nice break from work and, as he’s heard about this big horse race but...

It Doesn t Deserve a Title it must Work not

Stranger things have been written. Nobody can actually seem to FIND them but the rumours persist. NOTE: ALL mechanisms to make it look real with formatting have been avoided because I'm bored and want to look at boobies, I mean its avant-garde and challenging and I'm a snowflake, special, look at me, love me LOVE ME. I need some cheese I'm hungry.Based on a True Story, loosely. Extremely Loosely . Actually it isn't at all, it got altered to be more untrue. I think.This is not a conventional...

Covfefe

He awoke with a start. Through bleary eyes, he read the clock. 11:50PM. He woke up suddenly on most nights due to his night terrors, but usually it happened sometime around 3AM. This was ridiculous. He had barely just gotten into bed. Still, it was unlikely that he’d fall back to sleep without an aid, so he turned on the TV. This was his only recourse until his wife started sleeping in his bed again. Usually, a little midnight blowjob would sedate his troubled mind and he’d fall fast asleep...

Esme Chapter 1

This is the second story I've written with the incredibly talented Miss Jessica. If you haven't already then I recommend you run as fast as is safe in those heels to her back catalogue and treat yourself. It'll be well worth it. For the most part our stories have been positive. Usually focusing on characters that cope with, then thrive, after a life altering TG themed change. This time we wanted to do something a little different. We wanted to explore why so many of us (those of us...

Spring Break Corona Style ndash Part 8

This is a Re-Post of a Story from my last Profile, Jessy49. I have changed the title and up-dated it to reflect Current Events. I hope my Consistent Readers will enjoy my attempt a Dark Satire.DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction; I do not condone any of the actions described in this story. All aspects related to real life persons or events is strictly incidental. Attempting the following Inc(e)stual Acts in real life is Ill(e)gal and Immoral… unless you wish to spend the rest of your life in...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 525

This one is compliments of Al: Confucius Did Not Say: Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right; it...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 446

Not many Trump Jokes left so here is one last... ! Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do,” says the Devil. “You’re on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.” Trump thought that sounded pretty good so...

B la Book 3 Wrinkles in TimeChapter 13

Tabatha stood in the café hatchway watching her new husband. He was sitting at a remote console with his back to the door. She could see that the console screen was blank – or rather, it was presently displaying the ship’s logo screensaver. A moment earlier, however, it had been displaying the image of her grandfather-in-law, Frank Tabor. She knew, from researching her husband’s family, that Frank Tabor was over a hundred years old, although he appeared to be in his early twenty’s. She...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 829

These are compliments of Smoky Joe Family Problem??? Two men, one Australian and an Irish were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Irish man said to the Australian, ‘You know, my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love ... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’ The Australian said, talking about...

The 4 november

Its been 4 years since that night, when my roomate won his election and my pussy assi remember how he tease me all night ''the polls arent saying all buddy ''i remember how cocky i was how i called him stupid for voting trump but the night goes on and i drank nervously at the resulti coudnt belueve itmy roomate was right Trump had way more vote i thought possible''now you looser gonna be wearing this all night ''he thru it at me''no fuck you i ''bang he punch me in the facei fell down dizzy him...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 815

These are compliments of J & B Divorce Proceeding A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”* “It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,” she responded. “I mean,” he continued, “what are your relations like?”* “I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins...

ConcordiaChapter 3

January 14-20, 2012 It was mid-morning – sunny, but on the cool side when I got off the fishing boat in Porto Santo Stephano. I tipped my smiling captain another one hundred euros and walked down the dock and found an idling taxi. I probably still looked like a drowned rat but at least my clothes were mostly dry and my windbreaker and hair had benefited from a quick rinse in the sink of the cabin on the fishing boat. I left the blanket on the boat and had run my fingers through my short hair...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 383

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a government. John Adams If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. Winston Churchill A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 429

This one is compliments of Ed To go along with Chapter 428. I recall a cement company on Long Island... One truck said, "Find a need and fill it." The other said, "We've got a yard on for you." This one is compliments of GEORGE Little 8 Year Old Neighbor Girl Dropped in the Other Day as I Was Trying to Get My Brand New Printer Properly Installed. Aargh! Her Presence Was Stifling, a Few Inappropriate Words for Her Age, When She Piped Up,"My Grammy Would Prolly Say You're Just...

Do Unto Others

"Alright, God damn it, settle down," the voice of my childhood friend, Dave Peterson grated in my ears. Dave was standing over me, staring down at me as I tried to explain my part in the incident. Dave was the county sheriff now in our small town in Ohio. Above my head, very bright lights beamed down on me. It was like on one of those old TV shows where they try to sweat a confession out of the nefarious perpetrator. It was so cliché and so funny that I kept laughing, even though this was...

The GodgranddaughterChapter 6 Sharing Other Aspects of Power

While the previous rounds were to some extent healing, the next two are pure pleasure, and commercial pleasure to boot. Mom hadn’t shared all the details of how she markets our services, but she has mentioned that there’s a great deal of interest both in minimally legal girls like Vivian and me; in sophisticated MILFs like mom, Victoria, and Elizabeth; and, to a very special clientele, mother-daughter teams. Some might think it was counterintuitive, but I found it much easier to produce...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 622

This item is from a concerned reader in regards to previous posting. Take Heed! I enjoyed the joke about the dog but I just want to let you know something about amanita toadstools. Squirrels can eat amanita toadstools and suffer no ill effects at all. However if a human eats an amanita toadstool and it gets into the system there’s nothing that can be done. Pumping the stomach won’t save the victim. This is especially true if the victim is a child. Just thought I’d let you know. The genus is...

ConcordiaChapter 5

January 22 – January 30 I woke lying face down, naked and uncovered in her bed. I knew immediately where I was since the big bed smelled of sex and her wonderful perfume. I didn't know if I could move after the night I'd just experienced. Twice last night and once this morning, Grace had turned me inside out. Her naked body seemed made for sex, but she was also an unselfish lover, very concerned about her partner's pleasure. And what pleasure it was! We seemed well matched in that...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 377

Getting Old(er) Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 66. I'm so happy, because I live at number 72. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 203

From a friend of J & G. Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant “Steve’s Place” and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired “Why the spoon?” “Well” he explained “the...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 308

Quote du Jour “Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.” - Troy Gordon ✧ ✧ ✧ A ten year Old Girl asks her mommy, ‘Mommy how was I born?” The mother smiled and replied, “Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant,...

Estate Agent s Dilemma

Estate Agent's Dilemma By Sylvia Who? 1) My 'Initiation' Robert Hart is my name and seven years ago I went into business as an estate agent in the village of Shere on the South Coast of England, employing two part time ladies, and operating from a former village post office store. Attached to which I have a self contained bachelor pad which suits my present needs. Three years ago an interloper set up in competition with me just a few doors away, strangely enough run by...

Annie and her Granny Chapter 5

Annie and her Granny By Susannah Donim Chapter 5 - The Substitute Steve has qualms about the propriety of the favour his mother asks of him, but he has no idea of where the deception will lead. "No, no, no!" I shouted in the car on the way home. "It's a mad idea; completely bonkers; and almost certainly illegal!" "You said you'd think about it," my mother said accusingly. "Well I couldn't turn Dolly down flat, not with her lying half-dead in hospital!" I realised that was a...

To Reign in Hell Book 2 Hollywood Be Damned Chapter 34

9:48 pm GMT (4:48 pm EST), December 31, 2019 New Year’s Eve Abandoned Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia CNN Rapture Town Hall “Aidan Murdoch, originally from Christchurch, New Zealand. This is my wife, Nora. We’re the reverse of the Courtiers. She wants to be baptized. I want to turn devil. What do you say? Are you sure that you want this, dear? We’ll be separated forever if we do this, you know. You could join me in becoming a devil instead,” the husband in the couple made his last pitch...

Spring Break Corona Style ndash Part 6

This is a Re-Post of a Story from my last Profile, Jessy49. I have changed the title and up-dated it to reflect Current Events. I hope my Consistent Readers will enjoy my attempt a Dark Satire.DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction; I do not condone any of the actions described in this story. All aspects related to real life persons or events is strictly incidental. Attempting the following Inc(e)stual Acts in real life is Ill(e)gal and Immoral… unless you wish to spend the rest of your life in...

Erotic Essay Nudist Olympics 2 near xh HQ

Where crooks from the USA of Russia meet at xhamster's Head Quarters with other criminals wanted by EuroPol. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I will personally visit Crete with a few of my wives to select the best sports locations. The sponsor will be xhamster! No other choice is left for them, as the Russians in the board don't want to pay their billions of debt to me. For...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 50

MEXICAN WALL. Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump’s proposed wall. They replied, “We are very upset ... but we’ll get over it.” Landing On The Sun Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years! A reporter said - “But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?” There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Kim Jong-Un quietly answered “We will land at night”. The gathering and everyone in...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 266

Donald Trump Parade in Washington An associate of Trump’s - a golfing buddy - told him he’d had this fantastic dream the other night: There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump. Perhaps millions, lined the parade route, cheering when Donald went past. It was the biggest celebration Washington, perhaps any city has ever seen. Donald was very impressed and said, “That’s really great! The best! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair OK?” His friend said,...

Ich Bin Ich

Title: Ich Bin Ich Authors Name: Katrin Elisabeth Text File Name: ichbinich.txt Male Name: Daniel Changed Name: Daniela Other Names: Tina Synopsis: Daniel wird von seiner juengeren Schwester dazu ermutigt, einen ihr nicht passenden Rock mal anzuprobieren. Aufgrund seiner eigenen Neigungen und mit Hilfe seiner Schwester entwickelt er den Mut, als Bub Maedchenbekleidung zu tragen. Wird er jedoch von Fremden als Maedchen wahrgenommen, so ist ihm dies auch...

A Sorcerer in Downtown Atlanta Ch 2

Chapter 2 - A Lovers' Quarrel After a couple more hours of studying, Dave ventured into his bedroom, finding Maddie sitting cross-legged on the bed. To his surprise, she had found the TV remote and had already figured out how to use it. She seemed enraptured, almost hypnotized by the images on the screen, which did not surprise Dave one bit, considering it was her first time watching TV. "Hey, Maddie." She blinked twice, startled by his presence. "Oh! Dave, I'm… I'm so sorry. I...

Twisted Brother Me

Twisted Brother, Mea collection of written thoughtby Hugo Carlos ArreolaCopyright 2017Some Tidbits and InklingsWhat’s more dangerous than a drunk driver. Please just let go - stop with the texting while driving you shit stain.Tomorrow will only come for you if you unplug for that hot minute.At least a drunk driver is doing his her they the best to keep eyes on the road.After all the chota could be doing some work.Retail OVER, Think triage my dude.Adapt or die has simply held truer than a...

Female Perversions A Tilda Swinton 1

FEMALE PERVERSIONS IS SET-UP AS A SERIES OF EROTIC ESSAYS FOR INTELLECTUALSFIRST FEW INSTANCES WILL TREAT ASPECTS OF FEATURE FILM "FEMALE PERVERSIONS"FIRST FEW ISSUES WILL BE A TRIBUTE TO LEADING SCOTTISH ACTRESS TILDA SWINTON FOR HER BIRTHDAY - TOUGH TILDA CELEBRATES HER SIXTH DECADE - A DOZEN LUSTRA FOR HER BIRTHDAY WE WRITE TONIGHT OUR FIRST FEW EROTIC ESSAYS LEADING LADYFIRST WE WILL LET OUR DARING DEAR READER HAVE A LOOK AT HER IN OUR VIDEOCLIP...

An unusual funeral

Father Paul intoned,” In this private funeral we are assembled to pay homage to Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald and Ivana Trump, stepdaughter of Melania, stepsister of Barron and Tiffany, sister of Donald Jr. and Eric Trump.” Donald reviewed the life of his daughter; drill team captain, homecoming court, National Honor Society, and active in a Christian Youth group. If a man could “custom order” a daughter, Ivanka would be close to want you would what. As he continued to talk about her death...

Case Study One the Politics of Miscegenation

The story that follows is meant as satire. It was written to poke fun at the racist base that supports our current president, whose name must not be mentioned. I failed to point this out when I first posted it and someone was kind enough to point that out without raking me over the coals. (Thanks, Tony.) I do find that the fascination with interracial sex is indeed laced with a healthy dose of racism. To consider black men to be fundamentally different as lovers from anyone just because they’re...

A True History Book TwoChapter 25

There were bellhops ready and waiting at the hotel to take our luggage. They were all wearing green badges, which contrasted with their red uniform jackets. “People with green badges like this are civilians. If they don’t have a badge on at all, then it might be a test from corporate, or not. But that’s our inviolate rule. Green badge means good guy,” Melvin said as he held the door for us. “And this is first night. We’re not going to have much happen tonight, other than dinner.” “Why do I...

The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 6 Tuesday September 26 2017 to Thursday September 28 2017

Kelly and I watched the news Monday night for about an hour, but it was getting repetitious, and we turned it off. By then Kelly was beginning to get some emails and tweets from people she was friends with, mostly asking what was going on. Most seemed confused, but several were rather vile. A few people wanted me to immediately fly to California and butcher my brother on the fifty-yard line, followed by ritually committing suicide. We went to bed, where Kelly tried to take my mind off...

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