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My Uncle Who I Can t Refuse

My uncle owned acres of farmland in Wales near the coast. When we were young we'd occasionally stay at his for a few nights holiday with my Dad and my Mum. On my dad's brother's land was lots of trees and forestry parts great for climbing and making hide-outs, which was great for me as a little girl. I always enjoyed staying with Uncle Geoff.Now as a freshly grown adult, and at 20 just out of my teen years I had decided to head back to Uncle Geoff's farm for some peace and quiet over the month...

Caravan fuck fest with my auntie Karen

I'm Kyle 19 m Uk This is how a weekend visit to my aunties Caravan in Wales ended up a being the best sexual experience of my life .........Not too long ago I split up with my girlfriend and my head was all over the place .My mum told me I should go down to Wales with her for the weekend down to My aunties caravan just to take my mind of things and see my Auntie Karen and the k**s who I've not saw for near enough a year .That Friday we drove down and met up with them , the weather was roasting...

O Brave New World

It had been the Daily Mail that had first broken the news, shortly followed by all of the World’s media. During the Autumn, scorn had been poured upon the doomsayers who believed in the old Mayan prophecy, that this 400 year cycle was going to end in the destruction of the whole world. But those deriders had to eat their words when the news of the asteroid was broken, by a technician at Jodrell Bank who sold the story to the Mail. The world did indeed have only a few weeks more left, until...

Mother in laws first taste of anal

It was the summer of 2008 and mw wifes mum and dad,who lived abroad had agreed to let us have their house in Spain for two weeks while they stayed at our`s so they could visit family.The night before our flight i couldn`t sleep as i hate flying and the best way to get me sleepy is to tug one off so i sneaked downstairs and put a dvd in my laptop of amature anal,did my dirty need and dozed off,the next morning we flew out for two weeks of glorious sunshine.On returning Bob and Carole,Viv`s mum...

Stephanie s Trilogy Love

Trilogy Part 2 I had given up on this story when it seemed that Fictionmania was closing down. As it is now in the hands of other generous people I thought I'd write a bit more of it. So here is part two. As usual: This story is my intellectual copyright and it may not be sold, stored, archived or republished without my permission other than on Fictionmania's website. This is pure fiction... (c)Stephanie Walsh MM Part 2.: Love. The waves were breaking on the sandy...

War For A Rose 1455

The man was bleeding heavily from his thigh. The arrow had seared and torn through the chainmail that was wrapped around his leg. Blood had begun to seep through the inter-linked chainmails and into the grass as the man fought with all his strength, dragging the injured limb along as he made his way into the nearby forestry. "Just a bit further, before I get caught by these Yorkist dogs!" The man shouted in a final effort to motivate himself. If he was caught he would be tortured until he told...

Trigonometric Function S Series

When I was a freshman at college, an old neighbor of mine came back from Wales. The last time I saw him was when I was in grade school. He has this daughter who's two years older than me.One day, I went to the beach; which was my backyard, and saw my neighbor. He approached me and said hi. We talked about stuff that changed over the years, about his job and how hard it is to raise a family, about me going to college. Then I opened up about her daughter."How's Geo?" I asked."She's fine. She's...

The Story of Katy Part 1

Katy's story ? Part 1 ? by: Katy Packard Playing Sailors Born into a working class Northwest home in the middle of the twentieth century, Harry lived a reasonably happy life with his brothers and sisters. Nothing much happened in the early years, only innocent dressing games were played when parents were out. Harry was always adventuring off on his bike somewhere, usually somewhere near the big river that ran along side the town. Even before the days of the walker's there...

Questions for Miss Butler

Questions for Miss Butler Copyright (c) 2002 by Nom de Plume SYDNEY: Private memorial services were conducted today for Eric Trice, the flamboyant tycoon who perished in the terrorist attack in Bali on 12 October. Mr. Trice, who at one time presided over a vast business empire including media outlets and real estate holdings, was being pursued by New South Wales authorities for securities and bank fraud at the time of his death. Mr. Trice left no immediate family, and only a...

Escape To Ecstasy

Escape to Ecstasy By Pippa HighHeels ([email protected]) [Driven by irresistible desire, yet consumed by immoveable guilt, our hero(ine) forms a plan to become the slut of his dreams. Meeting a TV with similar tastes confirms his actions and takes his pleasure to new heights.] 1. The escape. All the twists, turns and decision points in the course of my life sometimes astonish me; all have conspired to result in me standing on this particular piece of the Earth at this...

A Slight Career Hiccup

A Slight Career Hiccup By Alice Dee Catullus 97 "It's just like taking a shit," he said. Suddenly I had a whole new bunch of really rather revolting images to go with his cheeky gap toothed grin and the homespun threadbare charm of his clothes. Now I had to be able to see him straining away at a big crap while I looked at him standing there in front of me bobbing up and down in his nervousness as he smiled vacuously at me. This was pretty bad. I mean. He was bad enough even if...

Fucking My BBW Auntie In A Caravan

Hi Im Kyle , i am 6 ft 2, slim-athletic build , dark brown hair ,blue/green eyesi am 19 years old and have a huge cock for my age ,(9.5) when erect.My Auntie is called Liz , she is about 5 ft8 , quite chubby , brown hair , huge drooping tits, fair skinned My auntie liz owns a static caravan down in wales and usually stays there for a few weeks each year if the weathers nice.A few weeks ago Liz phoned my mum and invited us all to stay for a few nights just to catch upon things and see them. But...

A day in the life Mexico State of Vera Cruz Cihuaton Little Women

A day in the life: Mexico, State of Vera Cruz; Cihuaton (Little Women) The jungle hung over the road, a vast wilderness inhabited by jaguar, deadly black tarantulas, and a host of birds and animals never seen by the white man. Quihuicha rested on the branch, watching the beehive of activity below. Twenty faerie were dismembering the javelina they had shot, and she was on guard against- A shape formed from the darkness. Ocelotl! She whistled, raising her bow. The arrows were long...

Chris and Nena s Big Day Chapter 6

Chapter 6 Day four at Whitby a day of Shocks. Gaby awoke to find Maddy cuddled up to him. "Maddy are you awake are you comming on the morning bike ride?" "Come on Gaby it is not daylight yet. No riding today." "No we have to get ready and by the time we are it will be time for the ride with the team." Gaby opened the door and walked out of the room along the passage there was a young soldier half asleep. "Hi thought this was just a dream are you real." "I only just...

Chris and Nena s Big Day Chapter 14

Chapter 14. Day 12 Thursday 11th July 2008. Visit to the Great Yorkshire Show in Harrogate. Gabriel was one of the very first up and ready. Northern Rail had put on many special trains direct from Scarborough station to Harrogate. Trains full of people were leaving the town every few minutes and heading for Harrogate. Coaches had been laid on in Harrogate to take the people directly to the show ground from the station. Maddy Anne looked around. "Gabriel am I supposed to be going to...

Undercover Angel Part II

Undercover Angel - Part II By Michele Nylons Tony Leonardo discovered that he had been robbed of two point seven million dollars by Mike Harris at ten o'clock on the 15th July; by then Mike Harris, in the guise of his alter ego, Michele Nylons, was sleeping in a cheap motel a few hundred kilometres away, just over the Victorian border. As soon as he discovered the money was missing from his safe Tony knew that Mike had stolen it. He didn't know whether he was more pissed...

Time Goes By

TIME GOES BY by Geneva Using an old magic book, his mother changes Francis to Frances to avoid call-up in WWII. Frances escapes her mother's domination, but accepts her new body and makes a new life for herself. Grace Rossi stared at the headlines in the morning newspaper. She had listened to Prime Minister Chamberlain's radio broadcast the night before and she had intended to scan the newspaper for any other developments, but although she tried to read, little sank in. She...

Jetlag

A recent visit as part of a Welsh trade group to NYC lead to this encounter at my hotel.It's an early Sat morning and I'm enjoying the bar at the Waldorf. We had just flown into NYC from Cardiff.I see him walk into the bar and he sits few seats along from me. Tall, slim,I'm dressed in a short skirt tight white blouse strategically arranged to show off my red lacey bra and the tops of my large tits, shear black stockings and contrasting suspenders (so they'll stand out!), but no panties!I'm...

Dolly Part 1

Dolly - Part 1 She was an introverted and shy single parent and her son had come about as a result of her shyness. She had been unable to say no to her mother's friend, an older man, who had teased her since she was a small child until she had finally succumbed to his continual sexual attention. She was his special little girl for 5 years before finally falling pregnant at the age of 15. The last 16 years had been a blur which she would prefer to forget and here she was now at the age...

The Master of Self Deception LoPR Part III

The Master of Self Deception Things had been going well Anthony's schemes recently with both his revenge on Claire Hughes and her rehabilitation going to plan; albeit with a hiccup here or there. Anthony was becoming increasingly confident in his ability to impersonate a woman. His neighbour Claire considered that Anthony's alter ego Angela was a transsexual and she had been giving "her" tips to point out the odd little things that Anthony hadn't picked up himself. As such whilst he...

The Doyen of Fashion LoPR Part VII

The Doyen of Fashion Mark had been summoned to the offices of the Independent Mutual Assurance Company on urgent business. They'd not said exactly what that urgent business was, but he knew that urgent business meant work for him, so he hurried to make the appointment. He headed to the office of his regular contact there Mr Walpole, and he was promptly shown in by Walpole's buxom young secretary. "Thank you for coming so quickly Mr Entwhistle-Houghton. The insurance company has a...

Ian part 5

I grimace as I feel the pressure increase on my back, and grip the armrests of my chair for support whilst my 'friends' all whoop and cheer. I force the corners of my lips to turn upwards into a smile, though that smile soon fades when the roar of the jet engine is drowned out by a loud squeak from my right hand side. "Oh! My! God!" Georgie squeaks, shredding my nerves more and more with every word she says. "This is so awesome!" "Yeah," I reply, using all of the acting skills I've...

The Crossing part 37 of 37

After escaping from a German PoW camp during the war, circumstances had forced me to assume the identity of a dead woman and take a husband. Now discover my final fate. THE CROSSING - part 37 of 37 by BobH (c) 2016 - EPILOGUE - January 1953. It hardly seemed possible this was my tenth year as Eva, but the calendar doesn't lie. Ours hung on the wall, with now ex- President Truman sitting on the edge of a desk and...

Three Generations Bertha

Chapter 1 "Whoa?!" Jessie said as she sat by her desk, holding the bundle of papers that she'd just read through, not believing that her grandmother Dannie had been completely crazy. She'd always been a little mysterious and as she'd gotten even older she'd talked mostly in riddles but Jessie would never have guessed that she was crazy-crazy. The reason as to why Jessie was sitting there reading these notes was because my mother, "Granny Dannie" as we called her, had just...

Ian part 8

I try not to fidget as the middle-aged man sat in front of me finishes reviewing the information we provided. My clothes aren't exactly comfortable- but under the circumstances, they could easily have been a lot LESS comfortable. "Mr. and Mrs. Walker," the man says, before turning to me and grandma. "Ian, Mrs. Jones." I try not to smirk as I sense mum and dad- who are only barely keeping their tempers in check- bristle at the use of what is now my real name. "I have reviewed all the...

One Fit Sizes All

ONE FIT SIZES ALL By Persephome © 2017 Synopsis: Vic brought home a beautiful dress as a present for his wife. She loves it but says it's too small. He insists it's not. She says prove it. His life will never be the same. Chapter One Vic needed some new jeans. Usually his wife bought them for him but when he asked her to pick some up for him she told him. "Vic, this is a three day weekend. I made plans and I have way too much to do today to take time to buy you jeans....

Ian part 12

"Thanks for letting me swap my shifts again," I say as I switch off the shop's lights and step outside, allowing Dean to lock up the shop. "Yeah, like I'm gonna let you work on your eighteenth birthday," Dean says with a snort of laughter. "You have a good one, mate. See you a week tomorrow, okay?" "Sure," I say, waving goodbye to my supervisor before climbing onto the back seat of Rob's car, where my girlfriend- or, to be more accurate, lover- greets me with a long kiss. "Hey,...

Esme Chapter 2

Chapter 2 "Is this it?" Immediately Esme felt cruel. Jay didn't have to offer to drive. "She may look a little beat up but she'll more than do the job," Jay brushed it off, holding the passenger side door for her. It was an old Honda. A piece of the rubber from the bumper was missing. Esme looked down at the rear bumper and saw a collection of dings and places where the paint chipped. "Admiring the tats?" he said, with a laugh. "You're not really a New Yorker until you don't...

The Finishing school

THE FINISHING SCHOOL Although you wouldn't believe it now, I used to be an ordinary man in, well, not exactly ordinary job, I was the chief designer for a small aircraft manufacturer making niche planes for the bored, but rich executive. My work was demanding, but well paid, so when I married my wife, Jessica, I suggested that she needn't carry on working in the women's wear shop that she joined after leaving school. Not bad for a couple in their mid to late twenties. We owned our...

Life for Rent Part 2

Life for rent - Part 2 Chapter 8 This can't be real! It's both internal statement and question. I'm trapped in my own disbelief. I concoct a possible scenario to explain this. Jack Nimbin had no doubt told Tracey Singer about the rumours of me poisoning Anthony so they've got a lookalike actor to try and trick me into a confession. Or at least unnerve me. An end which they'd definitely achieved. For the alternative was Anthony was awake, and was perhaps about to demand...

The Reluctant Maid

THE RELUCTANT MAID Patricia Goodwin was in a foul mood. In spite of not being quite thirty, she owned and ran several very successful businesses including real estate rented out, that she had inherited from her father, and she was on top of her game except for that fateful afternoon. First her husband of seven years Len , had phoned her at noon to say that the company he worked for had been put into administration. It was going bust. Then her car had started to play up as she was...

Night Train

The Night TrainMy friend and I had been travelling around Europe for three weeks, backpacking from city to city, staying in hostels and seeing the sight. And the sights were amazing! But despite the many beautiful girls we’d seen and met, neither of us had got lucky so far.We caught the midnight train from Milan to Rome and found ourselves in a small, stuffy carriage divided into booths of six sleeper chairs each. We took our seats and sat sown next to an old Italian couple travelling back to...

The King s Servant

THE KING'S SERVANT By Geneva A young man, a companion of an imprisoned Scottish king, tries to use an ancient magic book to free him. The scheme is unsuccessful, but he finds other uses for the book's power. This story is set in Scotland and England in the early 1400's and follows my earlier tales of the Budrose family, "The Templar Book" and "The Green Pebble." START "Wonderful to see you again, Will!" I watched as my grandfather Andrew Budrose embraced my father. We had...

Lady Heather s Maid

Lady Heather's Maid. By Trish. This is the story of how I was seduced from a university course that bored me into a life of skirts and service to Heather Lane. I first heard of Heather when I was about thirteen. It was after school one evening and as usual my mum was picking me on her way home from work. I was on first glance a typical teenage boy in most respects, for instance I was not happy about being forced to sit in the back because mum was giving Edith, her best friend a...

Hirst Hall German

Hirst Hall (German)Anmerkung des Autors: Dies ist die deutsche Fassung des englischen Originals von Hirst Hall. Hirst Hall hat mich von Anfang an so in seinen Bann gezogen, dass ich Surtea einfach um die Erlaubnis bitten musste, dieses meiner Meinung nach meisterlichen Werkes, in die deutsche Sprache ?bersetzen zu d?rfen. Leider sind meine Englischkenntnisse sehr bescheiden, so dass dies keine 100% ?bersetzung wird. Aber ich denke, zu 90% werde ich es hinbekommen, zumal Surtea die ?bersetzung v...

Getting Caught

Getting Caught anet Stickney [email protected] I got caught and there was no way I could explain it away...none at all. I had on a complete outfit, my makeup done and my hair set in barrettes to match my jewelry. The hem of the dress was above my knees about three inches, showing a lot of nylon wrapped legs. The modestly cut neckline showed a hint of my cleavage and my earrings swung from my lobes like Christmas ornaments. I had the perfume in my hand, ready to spritz, when my...

Ian part 15

"Okay, then," I say to myself, before taking a deep breath and walking through the front door of the large, imposing building. For the first time in two years, I'm entering a place of education that's based in London- only unlike that last time, I'm doing so on my own terms. It's odd that my thoughts are brought back to my last day of school, rather than my first day of college, especially as there are a lot of similarities between my first days of college and uni. For starters,...

Succulent Desires Chapter 2

Aidan stood there wondering how he let her slip from his grasp. Rubbing his shaved head with both hands while he waited on the front porch, he wondered how he was going to survive a car ride to Edinburgh with her sitting next to him, how he was going to get her to kiss him again so he could taste her sweet, intoxicating lips again, and if her cum tasted just as sweet if not better than her mouth. He wondered if she was as creamy and satiny when his tongue ran along her clit and labia like...

The Marketing Mix

Introduction Introduction Long before Freddie Clegg recruited Larry as his Marketing Manager (see ?Market Forces?) the Clegg organisation had another brush with the world of marketing professionals. This story was originally (?2003?) posted on the forum at The House of Abductor (since closed), hence the references to this and the Secret Society of Kidnappers in this story. The logo used on The House of Abductor web site is referred to in the story. It?s reproduced here as an...

Reform School Memoirs of a Nun

Reform School: A Nun?s Story Jill Crokett?sReform School: Memoirs of a NunChapter 1In 1999 I received a telephone call from a man who introduced himself as an attorney calling from San Francisco, in America. The only unusual thing about the call, other than the fact that I had never heard of him, was the fact that I live in the town of Dubbo, in Australia, several hours drive west of Sydney.My father?s side of the family has lived here in New South Wales for generations, but on my...

The House Party

The Hell Fire Club The Hell Fire Club The Earl of Kirkross The Hon Peter Fraser watched his elder brother The Earl of Kirkross introduce his future wife to the other guests. She was a beautiful women in anyone eyes. Her long blonde hair shimmered in the bright sunlight; she was slim, high breasted with long tapering legs. When she walked her hips swayed from side to side she could have graced any catwalk. Angela Fitzsimons was the pick of her year, well educated and from an...

Kriz s The Wrong Paperwork with an ending by enduringshades

Please note: the first half of this story is posted with the blessing of the original author. The content of the first half, and some of the characters and content in the second half, are deemed to be the copyright of the original author. KRIZ'S THE WRONG PAPERWORK WITH AN ENDING BY ENDURINGSHADES On the 28th June 2018 Kriz posted a story on Fictionmania, the sixteenth. But the story was not complete and readers were invited to write and post their own endings; this is my attempt....

My Fantasies No 3 Bed and Breakfast Part 1

I’m Steve, thirty-four, an IT Trainer from Gloucester. I am engaged to my girlfriend Kerry, who is thirty, and we are planning to get married next summer. We were supposed to get married in May, but that all had to be postponed due to COVID-19. It has been a total nightmare, having to cancel everything and negotiate new dates, cancellation fees, venue bookings, catering, and honeymoon.We had two weeks leave booked off from work and no honeymoon, so decided we would cancel our leave in May, and...

My Fantasies No 3 Bed And Breakfast Part 3

“Well, are you going to get naked then?” she asked, her startlingly blue eyes gazing at me, as she stood, statuesque like, in the warm sunshine. As I looked at her, she reached down between her legs with her right hand and slipped a finger between the puffy lips of her bald vagina. As she did so, I watched as a clear, glistening thread of wetness dribbled out of her pussy and extended down to the ground between her legs, shimmering in the sunlight. She let out a little gasp as her finger slid...

Losing Our Bearings 5 The Truth Hurts

I was taken aback by Lisa’s beauty. At first, I found her intimidating. Her dark skin, her wide mouth, her brown eyes all made it difficult for me not to stare at her.She sat down and I followed. She smiled at Michael and then looked directly at me. “Is there anything I can help with?” Her voice was calm and soothing.Michael spoke again. “Paul, I’ve tried to be as open as I can about what happened the night we went out with Maggie. Lisa spent more time with Maggie than I did that night and so...

The Vampire With A Manga Girl Tattoo Part One Girl On A Train

My laptop primed, its humming warmth reassuring on bare knees. I'd hoped to work on the train, but the chatter and laughter of people travelling to a gig distract me. Excited, loud, they have taken seats throughout the carriage. There is a carnival atmosphere and my mind will not focus. Luckily the seats next to me remain vacant. To have people sitting close would be intolerable.I should be back on campus, lecturing anthropology at Bellingham College. But I have taken a month out, hoping time...

Beltane

May 1, 2021… Beltane...There is ancient magic in Wales. I was savoring a pint in the Railway Inn, Pen-Y-Bont-Fawr, relaxing before calling it an early night. Then, she walked in. Her dress was shimmering green, floating with a gossamer quality. Her strawberry blonde hair gave her an ethereal quality that piqued my interest. She gazed about the room, but I seemed to be the only one who noticed her.Our eyes met in the dim light. It seemed like she glided across the floor as she approached my...

Fantasy & Sci-Fi

For Love

The six men walked down into the London Metro system Oxford Circus station during the late afternoon going home rush. As they stood on the platform in the crushing sea of humanity, they casually and smoothly pulled weapons, automatic assault rifles, out from under their coats and began to fire into the crowd. The oldest one, presumably the leader, held an M46 fragmentation grenade in this left hand. He had already pulled the safety pin and the only thing stopping the grenade from functioning...

Tombie

"Hey Tombie, what are you doing here?" "Waiting for you." "You can't come with me." "Why not?" "I'm not coming back." "I'm not stupid Neil, I helped plan this trip for you. Remember? I've decided to run away too." She was right of course. I parked my over-laden bicycle alongside hers at the crossroad outside town, knowing that any argument I put forward would be dismissed and if I refused to acknowledge her, she would follow me anyway. Once she made up her mind, her...

Rhian and Ric

Chapter 1 My brother and I, we're Welsh, that's people from Wales which you probably know is part of the United Kingdom, it's on the southwest side of Great Britain and is a beautiful land with a difficult and strange language. Many of us also have rather different and complex names, our first king, Gruffydd ap Llywelyn, is example enough, I think. You may not have heard the name I have: I'm Rhian and he's Ric, short for Richard, which, of course, is quite common in most English-speaking...

Magpie

One for sorrow The girl with the jet black hair was young, thirteen? Fourteen? It didn’t matter that much to the troops of the invading English, she was spoils of war. Not a trophy to be taken home, just another Welsh cunt to be used, abused, and re-used until they moved on. She’d been tending the sheep when the three soldiers, out looking for farms to rob, came across her. She’d been left in a little side-valley with the sheep in the hope the bastardiaid Saesneg wouldn’t find them. But these...

Clowns to the Left Jokers to the Right

Before anything else. If the views, particularly political, expressed by our hero upset you, half the civilised world this time I shouldn’t wonder, plus what he claims to be an ethnic minority that lives in the north of the British Isles too, then you probably shouldn’t bother to read this. If you do, and mail me to complain, I’ll pass it on, but you know what happens to water on a duck’s back. So if you are a British Tory, pro Brexit or Scottish or an American Republican beware. All others...

A Restful Holiday

So, I was the Left Hand of God, the Holy Champion of the Faith sent by God to smite the evil beings that would control the world and enslave humanity. So what? I was still a barely-under-five-feet tall, less-than-a-hundred-pound, thirteen year old human female who was more than a little pissed that life had dealt me the cards I was holding. I was born Alexandra McKiernan, but the world now knew me as Dame Alice Spencer-Killdare, niece of Sir Eoin, the Baron of Spencer, and the heroine of...

Unexpected

I have always loved reading. I read all sorts of books, both fact and fiction. I like travel books, history books, biographies, mysteries, murders, in fact all sorts of reading material. My very favourite are short stories with a twist in the tale: Those clever stories that have an unexpected ending. A favourite author is Jack Finney whose tales are often about shifts in time. The titles of his various books on Amazon give the clue to his obsession with time - “Time and Time Again,” “About...

Galactic Murders

Chapter 1 Saturday February 29 2792; my 32nd birthday and this morning my darling husband, Donald, decided that I needed some loving. And God did I get loved; he started by kissing my eyes then down my cheek to my lips and I felt his tongue swipe my lips demanding entrance. I opened my mouth and allowed it entrance, his caressed my breast and down to my hot slit; I was already sopping. I felt his mouth leave mine and begin its journey down my body nibbling and sucking its way to my tits. He...

Five Times Second Time

This is the second of five accounts I’d like to share with you about my experiences between 2008 and 2016. Most of this took place in December 2010 when I was 18. As with my previous account, this is a true story; however, in this one I’ve made the decision to change the nature of the place that I did my apprenticeship at, and changed the name of the girl, because both of us still work there. About a week after I masturbated with his girlfriend, Martin told me that he and Kathy had split up....

Star Trek The Problems with Transporters

Star Date: 23490723 Time: 5:30 PM (I don't know military time) Location: Star ship Inter lewd, currently orbiting planet Earth The Transporter hums as 5 new crew members appear on the pads. After the transport is complete they look around in awe as they step off the pads. Then as an officer walks in and they snap to attention. "Good evening" the officer said. "Welcome to the Inter lewd. I am Lt. Commander William's, the first officer. I'll take a role call and then we'll move into a...

Market ForcesChapter 17 Kalinin s Castle

Wales was wet. From where I'd stopped the car there should have been a view of Snowdon. Instead all I could see was the Glaslyn valley and a sheet of cloud. Porthmadog was sitting sulking in the last of the winter afternoon's light at the other end of The Cob. I looked along the causeway that the road shared with the narrow gauge railway that once hauled slates down from the Ffestiniog quarries to the coast and now hauled tourists. There wasn't another car in sight. I drove on across the...

Goes Without SayingChapter 12

“So,” said David’s mother, as they sat in the living room when they had put the children to bed after a tiring day for his parents. “Have you decided when Beth will be Christened?” “No,” he replied. “Life has been pretty hectic these last few weeks.” “You’re looking much better,” said his father. “Thanks to Celia,” David said. His father looked surprised. “Celia?” he asked. “I told you Celia had moved in with David,” said David’s mother. “Honestly. James, you don’t listen to a word I...

Delta OriginalChapter 6 The Crash

The Navigator was surprised to find he was still alive. He was beat-up, but all limbs were still attached and working sort of. He hurt just about everywhere. When he touched his head, his fingers came away sticky. He had a decent size gash just above his right temple and an egg-sized lump. He also noted the dried blood on the side of his lower leg where something had sliced him when it went past. He had strapped in an aisle seat towards the back of the transporter when he realised, they...

Goes Without SayingChapter 15

Christmas was comfortable with David’s parents, taking him back to a time before he left home, Christmases with brother Tom and sister Ruth. Of course the house was full to bursting with Tom, Teresa and Patrick their son, and of course Ruth. There was little time for reflection, but in odd moments, David thought of Gwen, and missed her anew at that family time. He noted that Evan seemed to have forgotten his mother in the excitement and the crowd. He knew it was to be expected, but it hurt...

Daughter s DelightsChapter 26 Remorse

When Nicola woke the following morning she was startled to realise that the Emir had tied her hands to the bed post. “Don’t be afraid. I promised I wouldn’t hurt you, didn’t I?” Nicola nodded uneasily. At the same time, however, there was something reassuring in his voice and besides, he had kept his word about not hurting her the previous night. She felt a tingling of excitement run through her body. It made her wonder what the Emir was up to. It wasn’t long before she found out as the...

John and JoChapter 3

Jo was usually wary of showing her feelings, but she was becoming very aware that she was feeling something for John. He was always kind and considerate, and he was generous with his time and money: she never asked him for anything; she believed that living under his roof and eating his food was more than enough for her to take from him. But he always seemed to sense things, that nobody else that she'd ever known did, and he would then say to her: 'You must be needing... ', or, 'You must...

John and JoChapter 10

Her sister Julie was a great mum! When Jo watched her it all seemed so natural to her. The two-hour feeds must have been tiring for Julie, but she always seemed cheerful. It helped, Jo supposed, that some of her normal domestic duties had been taken over, but Jo was sure that even if she and John weren't there to help, Julie would still have coped. This was quite unlike her memories of her sister as a child. Maybe because Jo was that year older, she adopted the role of 'Big Sister' quite...

RCAFChapter 9 The Grand Tour

Two officers from Army Camp Kingston met the pair of biodiesel-powered buses pulling in from Camp Petawawa. The exhausted company of North Novas aboard stumbled out, grabbed their kitbags from the luggage compartments under the vehicles, and staggered toward the waiting Via train. After two weeks of field training, the exhausted gentlemen and ladies of the First Company, First Battalion, the Nova Scotia Highlanders were heading back to Truro and to their day jobs. They'd desperately needed...

The Best of Both WorldsChapter 5

"Zoo! Zoo! Zoo!" Mary's sweet voice woke me on Saturday, calling from the door. "Get up! Rise and shine! Let's go to the zoo!" Lisa buried her head against my shoulder and whispered, too low for Mary to hear, "You want to kill her, or should I?" "Too messy," I said. "A gag?" "Too kinky." "Can I spank her?" Lisa asked. "Only if I get to watch..." "Ten more minutes!" Lisa called back. She snuggled up closer. "Morning people..." she muttered. Since I was awake,...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 682

This compliments of Pepere I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales ... Wales, you bloody idiot.” So I replied, “I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?” And that’s the last thing I remember. These are compliments of Smokeyjoe Why is it a law in most countries that you...

Daughter s DelightsChapter 45 Return To Kobekistan

It was two years after Nicola returned to Wales that she was recalled to Kobekistan with Prince Ghasaan, as the Ambassador said, “By the direct command of His Magnificence the Emir Mahmoud Abdullah, may he live for ever.” The ‘phone call came at half past two on a Friday afternoon and the Ambassador added, “The aircraft will land at Heathrow by four and will be serviced and ready to leave by six o’clock. The Rolls will have to leave Cowbridge in the next half hour to allow for collecting...

Delta OriginalChapter 5 Kazan Island

Nyoni looked up when she heard the noise. Another machine was traversing the sky heading towards the north-east. She had felt a shift in the magical energies from that area and now believed that the visitors had found the Giants. She knew it wouldn’t be long before they found them too. She sighed. Unlike the Giants, it wasn’t a spell that kept her people tied to their islands. It was their fear. Her people hadn’t fared well at the hands of humans in the past. While the Genteli were more...

Back To BristolChapter 22

It was ten o'clock on the Sunday morning after the Company dance that I was in my living room, just collecting my suit jacket from the night before, which I'd left draped over a dining chair, and my phone rang. I opened it and saw that Piers was calling me. "Yes, Piers?" "Chris." And the hairs on the back of my neck went up, there was something in his voice. "Is Molly with you?" "She's in the kitchen. Why?" "Peter's dead. I've just had a call from the Welsh Police, he...

Pagan O RourkeChapter 3

Prologue; Scottish Highlands, near Fort William It was one of those storms, that only come along every two, or three, generations. One that would be a subject of conversation for many years to come, whenever men discussed the weather and its destructive inclinations. For three days it raged, and people feared that the final days were upon them. Many gestures were made, to ward off evil, and children, who had considered themselves much too old for such behavior, were seeking comfort in the...

My Race Is RoyalChapter 31

Trouble erupted over the next few days as practical issues raised their head. No one had thought through the detail of what the legal position was in terms of the civil servants who were keeping Scotland running. Scottish farmers relied heavily on grants that they received from the Scottish Government. It just so happened that September was the normal time for Scottish ministers to authorise these payments, but every minister was in custody in England. The civil service in Scotland also had...

My Race Is RoyalChapter 32

Campaigning in Scotland for the General elections proved to be rewarding for those representing the Scottish National Party. There had been a huge public outcry when the Ministers had been arrested and sentiment was still very much on their side. The Scots had voted in the referendum for independence and the UK Prime Minister had tried to take that away from them. Scottish voters scented blood, Conservative Party blood. There was a real sense of occasion on the day of the election. SNP...

The Three Signs Book 2 LoriChapter 34 Murder and Music

Lori was overjoyed to have us back home; as was Tracy. Even though we tried to be quiet, we woke them as we got into bed. Despite being tired, we made love, and then I slept soundly until nine in the morning. I would have preferred to have gone back to sleep, but I had to get across to the university to enrol. I grabbed a quick breakfast, got my organizer folder from the study, and drove across to the University. I parked behind the Electrical Engineering building, and went up to Professor...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 899

This one is compliments of Pepere: A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” “He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?” “I’m a Lady of the Night,” she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let’s try to rephrase that.” “The woman says, “Ok, I’m a high-end call girl.” “No, that still won’t work....

The ReturnChapter 9

We saw no-one from the outside world and I was beginning to get worried that we wouldn't find Shanna. Six weeks we stayed in the camp, until one morning, a stranger, well to us he was a stranger, came to the camp. The leader of this settlement called us over to a fallen log where he was seated talking to this stranger. "This man knows where the woman you seek is. She is being held at a castle near Kaer Loyw [Gloucester] in the land of Kymry [Wales] and the lords son is going to give her...

EmilyChapter 2

The next few days passed in a whirlwind. Most of Monday had been taken up by the drive back down from Glasgow. Then there had been all the interviews from local and national press. Phone calls from reporters writing articles for the specialist gymnastic publications, requests for interviews by local radio stations, it seemed endless to Clive. They eventually disconnected the house phone Monday night and turned off their mobiles in order to get a peaceful night’s sleep. Tuesday for Clive had...

Walking HolidayChapter 2

We talked of this and that, university and grandparents and stuff. Then I found the phone box and made the five minute (less!) call. Mum just liked to know I hadn’t fallen over a cliff, or been eaten by Welsh Cannibals (she didn’t have much idea about Wales apart from the fact they were small, wide and mined coal as a hobby). Fiona waited, laughing at the answers she could hear “Yes, Mum, I still have a pair of clean socks” (which was actually a lie, and I knew she knew it was, and she knew I...

Walking HolidayChapter 4

Driving the car did wonders for my self-esteem too – in that it reduced it by half at least. Not even Erica laughed; they were all very quiet as the gears grated and crashed; and that was just backing it out of the garage. The girls sorted, with varying degrees of disgust, through their granny’s underclothes. “What is this for?” I heard Erica say loudly. There was some whispered explanation and an “oooh. Really? Does she do that?” I didn’t know what ‘it’ was, nor did I want to. I remembered...

Walking HolidayChapter 11

I met Tracey as we both returned to the school we thought we’d left for ever. “Hi Tracey. Sorry you didn’t get the grades you wanted, if anybody should have done, it was you” “Hi Dave, Well, it was my own fault. I let Mark distract me. He and I ... well you know” “Yes; I thought you were a well-made couple” “Nice of you, after you and I split. Except he got to Bristol and I didn’t get my grades. He didn’t let me get in his way. He’s doing medicine” “I can guess what he’ll specialise in....

Forget All ThatChapter 4

"That was the best time that I've spent in that house since the woman I love moved out," Bob said. We'd spent some awful times before then, too. "It's a shame that I got the respite, and you didn't." "You're supposed to think of your daughter's welfare first." "Would your going out to breast-feed her have been that much worse? You could have used the cape." Which keeps anybody from seeing anything at the cost of keeping The Kitten and me from seeing one another. I used the...

Sam s YearChapter 9 Adelaide

Sam felt guilty. He’d enjoyed both Gudrun and Karen, but had he taken advantage of them? Or had they been taking advantage of him? He hadn’t taken advantage of Meena or Susan. They’d moved on him. But Gudrun had spoken to him first. And invited him to the party. Perhaps he was a patient, not an agent. Not quite ten. There would be a phone at Tandanya and he’d call Sarah from there. There was. Sam arranged to visit “after lunch.” At the entry to Tandanya there was a display about Dreamtime...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 231

I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!" So I apologized and replied, "I am sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And that's the last thing I remember! A GLASS OF WINE To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s2e10 Margot 60 retired Police inspector Cardiff

Series 2, Episode 10: Margot Heydon, OBE We’re going from our youngest ever subject, to our oldest... We’re in the kitchen of a neat and tidy little cottage in South Wales. Infront of us, a very respectable looking older lady – shoulder length blonde hair turning to grey, with a few wrinkles around her gleaming blue eyes. She’s in good shape – apparently healthy and not unattractive. Her neatly put together outfit, white blouse tucked into black skirt, suggests that she’s quite trim....

Sunny CornerChapter 2

Mitchell’s Creek, Sunny Corner, New South Wales, Australia:2 “You sure?” “Yup ... just falling rocks,” Jim said. I was willing to take his word for it ... except ... he explained the How of Thermal Expansion and the Why it happened. He was just getting into gravity when he noticed my eyes glazing over. “I suppose we ought to get back to work.” “Huh?” I said, and faked a yawn. It was dusty and hot back in our little dry rill but I persevered. Jim was crevassing, and I hauled buckets of...

Sunny CornerChapter 9

Mitchell’s Creek, Sunny Corner, New South Wales, Australia:9 We were stopped and checked twice more on the return trip. The third time, just outside Bathurst, I flashed my passport and we were waved through. We stopped anyway. “What’s so all-fired important that there’s armed roadblocks near the Gold Fields ... you guys are the third bunch,” I asked. The camo dressed stern-faced young man wore a sandy-colored beret with a metal, gold and silver badge, depicting the sword Excalibur, with...

Sunny CornerChapter 16

Mitchell’s Creek, Sunny Corner, New South Wales, Australia:16 “Fuck!” I exclaimed. “Sorry Sister.” Jim asked, “It’s for real?” “I have to identify the body.” Agony personified. “Who said?” “Head Nursing Sister.” “Agnes Jenkins,” Jim knew her. He snapped his fingers and held out his hand. Automatically, I put the phone in his hand. “Agnes?” He asked. “Jim? James Mac?” “Yes, Agnes.” He queried, “Abbie’s dead?” “James, while it is tragic, mortality in New South Wales is between six and...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

MaquisChapter 26

Blackwood, south Wales, a few days before Christmas It was just after one in the afternoon on the last Friday before Christmas and the pub was busier and noisier than it had been in a little while. People appeared happy, celebrating the rapidly approaching Christmas, but there was a brittle atmosphere, as if no one could quite work out whether they were allowed to be happy, allowed to be here. There were two parties in, obviously a couple of works Christmas do’s. Twenty-one women from the...

Start the Revolution Without MeChapter 6

“This is an excellent steak, I must say, bloody delicious!” Nina declared as she dug into her meat. “Same with these fajitas! Sizzle, sizzle, just like you ladies!” I commented while thinking of the waitress who delivered them, Cassidy, a delectable blondie for sure. “Just like that blonde that brought them, too,” Heather pointed out, right as my cell phone rang. “Bruce, it’s me, Trevor. I’m ... in Jersey. As in Old Jersey. Channel Islands. Caught a private plane with a few of my mates out...

Problems and SolutionsChapter 34

Samuel’s first Christmas passed quite peacefully: at six weeks, he paid it no heed. Nor did the New Year’s fireworks have any effect. His grandparents bombarded Rachel and Patrick with excessive gifts. He also acquired some distant admirers. A Pitjantjatjara tapping stick, which Samuel would soon use to assail the slats of his crib; an oystershell ornament; a container decorated with meat ant and emu dreaming from Yuendumu, northwest of the Alice. The bands were showing respect for a new...

Adventures of a Greenie Vol 1 Chapter 4 Roy Meets a New Friend

Dr. Ivan Harrow disconnected the Comm-Link with a forceful gesture, reflecting his feeling of annoyance. He really respected Paul Masters and he simply adored Martha, but he hated to be called while he was attending a lecture at the annual Galactic life-sciences Conference. This time it was being held on Earth (Terra) and the ancient hallowed grounds of the famous Cambridge University. Even though he was unable to attend in person this year, and he was there only via GalNet tele-presence...

Sam s YearChapter 24 Decisions decisions

Perhaps the most important difference between Aboriginal marriage patterns and those of white Australia is that the marriage is not seen as a contract between individuals but rather as one which implicates both kin and country men of the parties involved. If we explore the web of relations which surround an arranged marriage entered into at the time of initiation of a young male, we find that at least three generations are implicated. [D. Bell, NT Supreme Court, May 1984] “You really want to...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e9 Meredith Caig 48 from Newport

An establishing shot of a modern looking school – all identifying signage is digitally masked for privacy reasons, but anyone familiar with the area would immediately recognize the stylized architecture of the building. And then our host steps into frame infront of the sign ... Sexy dimples, and big fake tits pushing out of the top of her sexy black PVC mini-skirted business suit, dominate the first impression. We can’t help but stare at those perfect orbs of flesh as they seem to attempt an...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e17 Chloe Askew 22 with a horse

We open with an establishing shot of a very stylish looking hotel. Set on the side of the hill, two levels at the front, one level at the rear. White walls downstairs, all windows upstairs. It looks like it was built in the 50s and not much has been done to it since. A sign near the entrance to the car park reads: “Studley Park Hotel” We move around the front of the building, looking up the hill at it – the angle and the lack of windows downstairs should make it look foreboding, but there’s...

Interesting TimesChapter 04

In the local telephone exchange near the clubhouse two members of the Australian Federal Police Criminal Intelligence Unit look at each other over their recording equipment and one says, “That has got to be the weirdest phone intercept I’ve ever heard. I traced the incoming line. It’s from the hospital the caller said he’s at. But there’s no information on who’s got what extension. Puff, what sort of nickname is that? I wonder what their involvement with the club is since we’ve not heard that...

Interesting TimesChapter 11

The day starts as most Sundays do now. Around ten thirty things change when two people walk in to speak with Matt. He recognises the faces but he can’t remember where from until the first introduces herself as his local state member of parliament and the man as the member for one of the Sydney electorates who’s also the current party leader for the government; the party leader isn’t always the premier because it’s more of a party management position. They’ve a short talk about how happy the...

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