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666 Bukkake

666 + bukkake - sounding like the name of the party taking place in hell, where the DJ is Satan himself, and the main cock-blower is that Emily Rose chick that can spin her head in a 360 circle while coming down the stairs. "Your mother sucks cocks in heaven" are the lyrics of the crazy beat in the background, and dudes are standing in line, cocks out, shooting sperm onto the female, winged angels that cry but lick the seed with their pinkish tongues like hungry kittens. Hell yeah! This...

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Extreme Bukkake

Have you ever wanted to bathe in buckets of cum? Of course, you haven�t. That�s a female dream. Women were meant to bathe in cum and men were meant to supply it. But alas, one man can only provide so much cum in a single load. Hell, you could barely fill up an espresso cup in a single day�s worth of faps and that�s if you actually optimize for time. To get a bitch properly doused in cum you�re going to need a lot of help. It�s going to take a veritable army�s worth of fappers to glaze a woman...

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Facial Casting

Shove that Warning adult content shit up your ass! Show me the girls! Hello facialcasting.com, TPD is here! Where does that noise come from? Oh, it's some Kathy slut bullshitting about herself before a big dong appears, fucks her POV-style, and then shoots a load all over her pretty face! The trailer is dang hot!From time to time, I stumble upon a website that is so obviously phenomenal that I almost take my wallet out and go with the yearly plan. Ha, I am just messing with you! You all know...

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1000 Facials

What the fuck is 1000 Facials? If you guessed a Swedish death metal band that sings about skin cleansers, you are sort of right. Cum is a skin cleanser. Or so I have heard.If you guessed it�s how many facials you need before you look beautiful forever, you�re fucking wrong. Skin care treatments are a scam, and you will look fucking ancient as Old Man Time turns the clocks and forces your ass to age just like the rest of them. So what in the fuck is 1000 Facials anyway?It is a premium porn site...

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Splat Bukkake

SplatBukkake slid into my DMs this morning, and I immediately dug out my raincoat and a pair of safety goggles to protect the ol� peepers. Just from the name alone, I knew this was going to be a messy one. I�m not sure there is such a thing as clean, well-contained bukkake, but I guess that�d be a hell of a gimmick if anybody could ever pull it off. On the other hand, the SPLAT in the title here hints at an extra sloppy, cum-drenched extravaganza of ejaculation that sounds a lot hotter than...

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18Porn

If you are currently horny as fuck to look at a variety of 18+ teen content that you know will drain your fucking balls, then holy shit do I have the tube site for you today! It is called 18 Porn Sex, and you will find a wide array of content that is sure to meet your needs. If that is the kind of shit you are horny for, then this is where you need to be!What kind of hot shit are you going to find on 18 Porn Sex? Just wait mother fucker! I�ll get to it! Then look at other sites I have reviewed...

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ViralVideoTube

Viral Video Tube! I know how fucking horny you get for hot Indian babes. You want to taste that delicious brown skin, eat that tight pussy, and pull out your rock hard johnson and give them the time of their lives. Well, I doubt you are going to be filling up a gorgeous Indian bitch any time soon. So you might as well be content with the killer content that you find on ViralVideoTube instead.Here, you will find a wide variety of stunning Indian gals that will want to show your ass one hell of a...

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NudoHub

Nudo Hub! How many of you fuckers enjoy looking at beautiful models that show themselves off on sites like OnlyFans, TikTok, and other platforms designed to inflate their opinions of themselves? If you get off to platforms whose currency is vanity and want to find the hottest bitches all in one place, then you have to come over to this forum called Nudohub. Don�t let the fact that it�s a forum keep you away, either.Because sure, on one hand Nudohub is a forum. But it�s a forum that does not get...

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Adult Empire Orgy

I have watched months of hours in porn, but orgies hit differently, all the time, every time. There�s nothing quite like watching hot models come together and go wild, rampaging on rock-hard cocks and dripping wet cunts.There are various porn sites out there with this kind of treat, but adultempire.com is in a whole different league for reasons we will shed light on in a moment. I know all of you fap freaks can�t hold onto your raging boners for long enough, but stay with me for a short...

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AEBN GangBang

AEBN is a high-quality website, a veteran in the market, and a connoisseur of what the wankers like. It has so much experience in the market that even your father has jerked off with some of its content.I know you like to see women of all types with big asses and big tits. But aren't you sick of seeing the same thing over and over? Tired of having to pay your hard-earned money every month to watch porn that doesn't suck? I think, unless you shit gold, you must be looking for a solution to...

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HotMovies Group Sex

Orgies are great, aren't they? All of those bodies writhing around each other, enjoying pulses of pleasure as four, five, perhaps even a dozen people altogether, there is just nothing like it. If you know what I mean, then you know that the only thing that compares is watching it. And if you have not been lucky enough to enjoy such an experience, then I have a recommendation for a site where you can see all sorts of group sex scenes. Continue on for more juicy details than you can handle.First...

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FapHouse Orgy

Back in the days before my mother evacuated me from her house after she caught me masturbating while sniffing her knickers, I used to lure my neighbour teen bitches to our basement with the same lie, Netflix. The only positive thing I can commend my mother for was always paying cable bills and Netflix on time. At least desperate neighbour bitches frequent our home to catch up with the hot series, The Vampire Diaries. Most of the time, I would blackmail them to come braless and pantiless and...

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XVideos Gangbang

Since our law firm was shut down after the COVID-19 pandemic broke out, my life has never been the same. I can longer spy on my colleague paralegals during our businesses. I could sit and just think about what is hidden under the tight short black skirts, stockings, and white blouses. Could she be pantiles, shaved, or trimmed? Is her pussy pink? What about the nipples and breasts under the bras? It was just a hot environment because my dick was ever hard. Being a jobless clown, I had to sit my...

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Orgy Train

Choo, choo, choo, mothafuckers! How are you doing? I am probably the only one asking this question to a bunch of orgy-loving freaks! You've come here for another dose of your kink medicine, dying to find out what I think about yet another freaky website. Why not present orgytrain.com today, and tell you how it looks when an orgy turns into a train? Or is it about orgies taking place on a train? Ha, intrigued yet?! What about gays forming a train, inserting cocks into one another's shitholes,...

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Czech Gangbang

I feel kind of redundant right now. I�m reviewing CzechGangbang and of course I�m going to try to do a very good job, but man� reviewing this place is like reviewing PornHub. What the fuck am I supposed to tell you that you don�t already know? Oh sure, I can pretend that you�ve never heard of CzechGangbang and maybe you don�t know the name, per se. But, this website and the CzechAV network are responsible for some of the most original and most enjoyable smut from the past 10 years or so. Don�t...

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CumBang

I knew Cum Bang was going to be one of the filthier porno sites out there as soon as I heard the name. Right away, I knew we�d be watching big-ass group scenes with a lot of sperm flying around. The gimmick goes a little bit deeper than just your typical anything-goes gangbang flicks, though: they describe their films as �Hot Black Girls Getting Gang Banged by Rednecks.� Do I hear the sound of dueling banjos or am I just stoned again?CumBang.com is a premium site specializing in group sex...

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Interracial Blowbang

I�ve always had an Interracial Blowbang on my bucket list but, well, I�ve just never been black enough. Maybe one day they�ll change the dynamic and let a gaggle of pasty dudes bang an ebony pornstar, but until then, I�m pretty happy with all the one-on-one action I get over at PornDudeCasting. Anyway, the magic of the internet and the world of porno is that most of your fantasies are just a couple clicks away. Until I�m able to sprout a BBC for myself, this next site is where I�ll watch pretty...

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Devils Gangbangs

Are you horny as fuck to get off to all kinds of sexy as hell interracial gangbangs? I know you are mother fucker! It is not hard to guess what kind of shit gets you the fuck off. I see what you are doing over there, jerking off to the massive amount of interracial content that you have found on ThePornDude.Well, I have another site for you to add to the fucking pile � and this one is a premium porn site! If the idea of getting off to this kind of pornography is why you wake up in the morning,...

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Family Screw

Do you ever see a happy family eating out at a restaurant and ever stop to think to yourself, �gee, I bet the reason they are so happy is because they are fucking each other.� Then you start to fantasize about the grandfather eating out his granddaughter�s tight college-age pussy while the grandmother watches and sucks off her son-in-law. All the while their daughter eats out the asshole of her dad.Be real with yourself: it would not be the first time that you have had these fantasies after...

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Czech Harem

People are bored! That's what it is! Adult webmasters work their asses off to come up with something unique, something that the smut world has never seen before, only to get their cut of the market. On the other hand, smut consumers turn this situation to their advantage, always asking for more and more. This is exactly why someone came up with the idea to launch czechharem.com. Which person in his right mind would link Czech and harem!? I don't know about you, but the first thing that crossed...

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Czech Home Orgy

Home parties, the synonym for tedious bullshit where everyone laughs at one prick's lame jokes, yawns, and waits for midnight to head home with a pre-made excuse that they have to wake up early. You've seen the shit far too many times. If you thought that home parties for 30+ folks look like that teenage movies crap, think again. However, there's still hope. The light at the end of the tunnel! There's czechhomeorgy.com, living proof that home parties are the best when pricks start flying around...

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Czech Mega Swingers

CzechMegaSwingers.com! A website name as the suitable lyrics for the monogamy funeral march. "Fuck the rules, fuck thy neighbor," as the motto of this page! I made it up, but I suggest the people behind czechmegaswingers.com take my suggestion into consideration for the welcoming message.Loads of cocks? Czech! A horny group of chicks? Czech! One masked idiot? Czech! This is exactly how the crew behind czechmegaswingers.com checks if everything is in place before the porn shooting begins. When...

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DriveByGirls

Drive By Girls! No, don't you ever for a second get to thinking that drivebygirls.com is some BangBus copy! No! These chicks don't step out of the cars, nor do they let the studs inside the vehicles. Everything happens through car windows, and it's one hell of a concept. Idiotic, risky, but unique. Is there anything else xxx website can do to differentiate itself from the competition besides attempting to be original? In the era when everything is said and done, hardcore and explicit, the only...

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Straight Boys Fucking

I�ll never forget the conversation I had with my good friend Justin after he moved back from Canada. We were out with friends, and everyone was listening to Justin talk about his Canadian adventures. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he drops the dime that he had a threesome. Holy shit! He wasn�t exactly a pussy hound, so this was big news. We were thrilled for him.Of course, we couldn�t leave it at that. We all needed the details. As Justin explained how it went down, about five minutes passed. We are...

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Gangbang Sisters

There are sluts in this world, and then there are sluuuuuuts. I'm talking about sluts that make your average bar whore look like Mr. Rogers with a pussy. These kinds of sluts only come around a few times in a generation, and most die unknown to the world, never getting the flowers their pussy deserves.Whore LegacyI would like to take a moment to recognize all of the sluts whose names have been lost to the sands of time. You did good work while you were on this earth. Were it up to me, the...

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TheaterSluts

Theater Sluts! Does the very idea of getting sucked in an adult theater make you want to start stroking your cock right where you are sitting? If so, then I want you to know that there is actually a premium porn site that gives you a little taste of exactly that kind of fetish. I am talking about the aptly named Theater Sluts. Check it out, and you are going to wish that it was this easy to get off in a porno cinema.As the site states, you won�t find any gay guys here! Which is pretty...

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TheGangbangClub

The Gangbang Club! When you have as much sex as I do, you search for ways to pack in more fucking into each sexual experience. I need larger and larger doses the more time goes on. I couldn't even imagine having vanilla sex with only one bitch at this point. If I'm only fucking one bitch, I need that bitch to go buck wild on my cock. This beast demands divine pleasures, so bring your A-game pussy.Increasing Sexual Density (Science Bitch)Of course, the easiest way to pack in more sex is through...

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BBC Titans

You guys caught me at a really bad time with this review, I won�t lie. I recently watched a short documentary on the fetishization of black dudes in media. That also covers the way black dudes are represented in porn. The conclusions were less than stellar. As it turns out, for many years now we�ve been commodifying the sexuality of black men and treating them as if they were some sort of inanimate sex objects who aren�t supposed to have any feelings or gentility. The documentary also spoke of...

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Oldje 3Some

There's a first time for everything! This is THE first time in my fucking life that I opened the list of male models the moment I loaded an xxx homepage. Boris looks like a Russian Duma member who has a thing for crack whores, David used to see cannelloni as a kid on the streets before he joined the mob, and Felix's childhood dream was to get the role of Ron Weasley, but his acting skills proved to be more suitable for oldje-3some.com. What a colorful collection of old farts!Oldje-3some.com is...

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2 Chicks Same Time

Two Chicks Same Time is one of the most common fantasies among dudes everywhere, and that�s as true today as it was yesterday and it will be tomorrow. The cavemen used to fantasize about banging two cavewomen while painting the cavern walls white, and the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow will be doing the same damn thing. They might have better masturbation gizmos in the future, auto-fucking robots and the like, but I bet the porn will be nearly identical. They�ll just be having threesomes in...

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GroupMams

Group Mams! Some things in life are best done in groups. Some examples are team sports, heavy drinking, cult creation, and most importantly of all, sex. I'm unsure if my readers can even properly imagine having group sex. Single sex is so far from the realms of possibility for you that group sex sounds like a fairy tale.Well, let me be the one to tell you that it's no fairy tale. Group sex happens all the time, and I'm involved in a surprisingly large percentage of it. Group sex is my favorite...

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Group Sex Games

Sex can be a taboo subject in certain circles. It's a damn shame because those people don't know what they're missing. Sex is one of the great pleasures in life that no one should deprive themselves of, especially for some childish sky daddy with the frontal lobe of an eight-year-old.Building Homemade SlutsI've turned many a sexual conservative into a sexual liberal and, in that time, have come up with some tried and true ways to make the switch happen. Though you'll never get the chance to use...

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FirstBGG

First BGG! It will come as no shock to my readers that I love fucking pussy. It's one of the few things that I enjoy more than masturbating. I know you guys can't empathize, but the feeling of a tight pussy sliding up and down on your cock is incredible. There's nothing like it. I only wish you could experience the joy I feel every day, just once.Better Than Pussy?But hold on one god damn minute. Believe it or not, there is something I love even more than fucking pussy: fucking two pussies at...

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Public Slut

Naughty dogging sluts! Finally! Call it like you see it! I am fucking tired of feminist crap, fake expressions like content creators, adult actresses, and shit! Even the name is straightforward to the bone - public-slut.com! Even the stupidest of retards would figure out that some chicks do some shagging out in public, but there's more to this page than this! Would I be reviewing public-slut.com if it was that simple?! C'mon, think outside the box for one freaking second and get ready to see...

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Young Sex Parties

When it comes to sex, the more, the merrier. There is no limit to how many bitches I'll fuck at one time. As many as you can line up, I'll knock them down. I have an unrelenting insatiable appetite for pussy. If I had nothing but time on my hands, the three and a half billion bitches inhabiting the planet still wouldn't be enough. I've got a lot of love to give.Cum Production LineSo do you, but it's in a different way. See, I have so much sex that my body has become a cum factory. My balls...

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UK Porn Party

If you�ve never been to a UK Porn Party, well, you�re missing out. Of course, not just everyone gets to attend to these kinds of events. I�m actually still waiting to get my invite, but I think my work over at PornDudeCasting is solid evidence that I could hold my own in such a situation. Until I get the call, though, I guess you and I are in the same shoes. We�ll just have to get our kicks the old-fashioned way, by watching online.Which brings us to today, and which brings me to...

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GangAV

Gang AV! Let's talk about two of my favorite things today: gang banging and Japanese pussy. There isn't a red-blooded male on planet Earth who doesn't love those things, and when the two combine forces, the result is viagra in video form.The Origin of Fuckable by Charles DarwinWhy are Japanese cunts so fuckable? What quarks of evolution led these bitches to be tight little perfect fuck robots? Where is Darwin? Did he ever attempt to tackle this question? Have any scientists done so? I bet not....

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Amateur TV Trans

The Trans cams at Amateur.tv account for just a fraction of the site�s live webcam performances, but it�s a fraction with a whole lot of eyes on it. Trans people are more visible in the world than they�ve ever been, though one might argue they�ve always been welcome in the world of dirty movies. We�ve come a long way since the days of 900-number shemales in the back pages of sticky porno magazines, haven�t we? In 2022, you can watch a live chick shake her dick at you from the other side of the...

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BotComics

Bot Comics has a misleadingly clean name. You know it�s going to be something filthy since I�m talking about it here at ThePornDude, but otherwise? I might just assume it was a totally SFW, wholesome and family-friendly collection of sequential art about robots. Being a pervert, though, I can�t think of robots without thinking of automated fuck machines, robot hookers, and a recent incident where I accidentally broke my Roomba. I�m not sure the folks behind this next website have minds as...

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ChatMeHard

I like a babe to Chat Me Hard from time to time, because I really do believe the brain is among the most sensual and sexual of organs. Sure, a lady can show you her titties or her hoo-ha and your brain goes straight into horny reproductive mode, but a few well-strung words can have the exact same effect. I know a lot of modern masturbators have gotten used to the futuristic magic of instant 4K porno videos, forgetting all about the older masturbatory formats like text-based cybersex and erotic...

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FapHouse Big Boobs

All roads lead to faphouse.com. This site is so damn huge that I've come back to review each of its categories far too many times. Probably as many times as you horny dickheads. However, I'm the insatiable dude who feasts on your nasty porn habits. I just throw a bone to you horny dogs, and your spit just dribbles down your greedy mouth! Today, I bring the best of the best, the kings and queens of the big boobs world! I present faphouse.com/c/big-boobs/videos. Prepare your wallets, fuckers,...

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Adult Empire Big Tits

Men are simple creatures. While ladies are busy having some of the most complicated genitals in the known universe, guys keep it easy. We have a penis, it wants to be stroked, and when it's stroked, we are happy. It's about as far from brain surgery as one can get.Universal Boner DonerThe only step that has to happen before the stroking can begin is getting hard. Fortunately, the same few things can get almost any man hard, and chief amongst these few things are a big honking set of tits.Big...

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AEBN Big Tits

The things dudes needed to get themselves a proper fap-off session back in the day. They needed money, a set of big balls, and a way to get to that shady store across the town to buy a naughty magazine, not risking exposure. Then, dudes had to keep the pages a secret and make sure they didn't spray the fine paper with jizz. Then came DVDs. A similar scenario, with even more privacy issues. There was no shit like private browsing! Keep the DVD hidden somewhere and hope that the kids won't find...

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HotMovies Big Tits

Man has sought universal truth since his brain first became capable of examining such concepts. The search for meaning and truth is integral to a cohesive society full of satisfied civilians. Yet, despite thousands of years of research by scientists and monks alike, we haven't come much closer to objective reality.The Proof is in the PuddingHowever, we have been able to shake free several fruits from the tree of knowledge. For example, when confronted with the question if he knew anything for...

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AEBN Voyeur

Porn has seen its fair share of twists and turns over the decades. And from the look of things, there�s virtually no cap to how creative horny folks can get, especially if they are romping for the money. But the playing field pretty much revolves around straight, lesbian and gay porn. I know, a few stars have gone that extra mile to brace horses� massive boners and dog�s knotted cocks.And while the good ol� straight folks� sex might have been lost in the dust, it still hasn�t lost an ounce of...

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HotMovies Voyeur

There are two types of voyeurs out in the world. The first has a true voyeur fetish. They get rock hard at the thought of watching other people have sex. These are the fuckers you'll see hiding out in bushes in front of bathroom windows and shit.On the Outside Looking InAmong my readership, there are plenty of those types. You guys hope porn will be enough to chase away your darker urges, and perhaps it does. I'm glad to do my part to keep you fuckers from hiding in people's garbage...

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FapHouse Parody

When is the last time you visited the Fap House now that you have been wandering on the internet to look for the best stuff to float your sunk boat? Back up, dumbass! I am not referring to your auntie's place, where you are not allowed to fuck your teen cousin, leading you to the bathroom to rub out load after load. (Chill, son, I just know how painful it is to not fuck a hot cousin. Fap House is a premium site that has ridiculously made a grand entrance in the porn industry, getting up to over...

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Adult Empire Parody

What�s up, you dirty dog! How�s your cock holding up? Have you been remembering to take breaks? You�ve got to give that little pecker a rest, or you�ll be beating some burnt meat real soon! Trust me. I know from experience! But you can spend one more day engaging in some much-needed �self-care�, right? Well, that�s great to hear! Because I�ve got some pretty great content for you and your cock today!In a world where movies are being made for either 16-year-old girls or the Chinese government,...

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AEBN Parody

It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science.Two Good ThingsHowever, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like...

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HotMovies Parodies

Are you fucking horny as hell and ready to get off to the kind of content that speaks to you? Well, mother fucker? What the hell are you in the mood for? Midgets? Lactating midgets? Midgets that are put on a spinning pedestal and suck dick while zooming around in circles?Oh, you are horny for parody adult films, eh? You may think that there is not a place you can go to get your parody XXX films fix, but I want you to know that you�re fucking wrong! Because once you head over to Hot...

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FapHouse Vintage

What�s up, you naughty little cum-fiend! You know, sometimes, I like to enjoy the classics. Sure, it�s nice watching the hottest girls of today get down with the nastiest sex trends in insane quality. Nowadays, it�s like you can look at any slut of your choice beat off while you watch from outside a fucking window. That�s how far technology�s come! But, there was a special kind of charm to porn back in the day. The 80s dance music, the permed hair, and stockings. I mean, holy shit! Do you...

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HotMovies Classics

Hot Movies Classics! Let me take a guess. Either you have a fetish for older people; enough reason that made you sneak on your old grannie while she took showers or changed clothes and fapped to her wrinkled body and fallen titties, or you are a fucking old dude. How do you even get hard on looking at her lifeless wrinkled body? Now that your dad doesn't want your grannie around and has dumped her in a nursing home, where else would you run to yet must fap to an old-school hairy pussy? Maybe...

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FapHouse Interracial

I don�t know if you dumbasses just enjoy closing dozens of dick-pill pop-ups that bombard your skulls unannounced every time you�re enjoying your fap sessions because I have never understood these obsessions you have with free porn. Or don�t you want to watch petite white blondes being mercilessly stretched by big black cocks without disturbance? Let me get this from the cuckolds out here; what�s worse, watching your whore wife getting destroyed by a monstrous BBC that makes your ding-a-ling...

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Adult Empire Interracial

One of the high points that comes to mind when I think about Adult Empire is its huge library of premium porn content. It's not like the Empire itself is coming with its own. You're entering this store packed with great porn from a variety of adult entertainment studios. What I'm focusing on this time around is Adult Empire's interracial porn section. Imagine a thick Asian girl taking a BBC into her pussy or a petite ebony girl being as naughty as can be with some white guy.Interracial porn is...

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AEBN Interracial

It's no secret that the world is a divided place. Humans organize themselves into classes, nationalities, and races. Once the teams are set, the battle begins. Humans have been at war for one reason or another almost our entire history. Historians estimate that of the thirty-four hundred years man has been writing shit down, he has only been at peace for two hundred and sixty-eight of them. That's a paltry eight percent of recorded human history.Porn: Where Hate has No HomeThose aren't great...

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FapHouse Creampie

A long time ago, some years after The Big Bang, I took a vow to review all porn sites known to man. I also promised to be as meticulous as possible, because fappers really like their narrow reviews that cover a singular topic, even across generic porn sites like FapHouse. This was the beginning of my downfall. I didn�t realize then that this would mean I would have to review parts of porn sites that make absolutely no sense. I locked myself into a fucking responsibility and I know better than...

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Adult Empire Creampie

Everyone loves a good creampie! This shit sounds like the introduction to some TV cooking show hosted by a slightly chubby housewife with an exquisite talent for egg whisking. What I wanted to say is that creampies are appealing to both women and men. Men dig the idea because they are too lazy and horny to pull it out before the grand finale, and chicks dig it because they just do. I guess it has something to do with impregnation, merging two bodies into one soul shit. It's some chick spiritual...

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AEBN Creampies

After much lively debate, I think I have figured out the sexiest thing a woman can say. Before I drop this piece of necessary knowledge, take a couple of guesses as to what it could be. Perhaps "fuck me" or "stick it in my ass." "Can I suck your dick" is certainly up there.The Magic WordsThose aren't it, though. The answer is simple: "Please, cum inside of me" Let's break that statement down for a second. The phrase starts with "please," which can't be overlooked. It might not be the meat and...

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HotMovies Creampies

Generally, there are four places guys like to cum the most. In no particular order, those places are face, mouth, asshole, and pussy. Each is fun, so it's hard for me to pick favorites. Throughout the course of a day, you never know where I might cum next.The Cum RiseI've hosed down every part of the female body and every object in my house. If you flashed a blacklight in my crib, it would blind everyone looking toward my house in a ten-mile radius. Even my pets have gotten caught in the...

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FapHouse Handjobs

So you wanna fap away at the hottest models in town? There�s no better place to find them than at FapHouse.com. Well, you might not have heard of it yet. It�s quite a new site after all, but that doesn�t matter considering the galore of steamy videos in their catalog.Just landing at the front page is enough to get your dick throbbing. But if you have had enough of watching hours and hours of dicks pounding on creamy cunts, then it�s time to throw in a twist. How about checking out hot kicks...

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Adult Empire Handjobs

For many a man out there, their first sexual experience was a hand job. That's why I like to call getting a hand job getting an "old-fashioned." Because it occupies such a quant area of human sexuality, it doesn't often get the respect it deserves. Nevertheless, I still love to get the occasional hand job, especially if it's a hidden hand job delivered in public.Hand Jobs for DummiesThere are a million ways to deliver a hand hob. The one you are probably most familiar with is the okay sign hand...

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AEBN Handjobs

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Adult Time MILF! Two of the most popular porn categories both have to do with age: Teens and MILFS. What isn't there to love? Teens offer fresh and perfect bodies, pure and untouched, while MILFs have the experience needed to turn your cock into a cum factory.Professor MILFWhile both are fantastic, today we're focusing on MILFS. Nothing beats the knowledge of a sexually liberated MILF with a divorce under her belt and a soaked pussy. That vagine has been ignored for years by her ex-husband, and...

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The male love of milfs starts at a ripe young age. Basically, the moment we get our first ball hair, we begin having wet dreams about teachers and friends' moms. We can't help ourselves.From Ball Hair to Ant HillsWhile young men are certainly still attracted to their peers, when you're a kid, your peers aren't fully developed women like moms and teachers. The evolutionary urge to reproduce takes over, and women of obvious mating age become sexy as fuck.The human mind is a strange beast,...

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I recently met a few young guys at a bar who didn't understand having a milf fetish. The guys didn't even know who I was. We just happened upon that topic as men are want to do. Obviously, I didn't agree with them and felt compelled to guide them towards the milf light.Why Milfs?First off, I explained that all the young and dumb college bitches they're fucking have no idea how to handle a dick. These dudes were only twenty-two, so they were happy to just have their dicks rubbed. It all feels...

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Many societies have developed concepts of natural dualities. Perhaps the most well-known is the yin and yang symbol. It depicts in a simple drawing the relationship of opposites and how they can only exist with and within each other. This idea can be applied to a wide variety of situations in life, and one of those situations is milf and teen porn.Yin and WangMilfs and teens are consistently two of the most popular genres on any porn site. Men love playing around with age. Some want to fuck an...

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Everyone has a favorite hole to stick their dick in. For me, it's the classic vagina. I appreciate that it was purpose-built for the penis to have a good time in. For you guys, it's probably not even a hole in a female body. You gave up on feeling one of those a long time ago. Now, instead, you have a favorite fleshlight because you like the way the sleeve twists both ways.The Holey TrinityI'm sorry you guys have been so deprived of sex that a warm moist hole connected to a living body is out...

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Everybody wants a piece of that Porn Dude Cash. Ever since ThePornDude started blowing up years ago, I�ve been getting requests from fans eager to spread their love for the brand and maybe earn a couple bucks while they�re at it. I�d kicked around a number of ideas before coming up with this, and I think you�re going to love it. Hell, I�m going to love it, too. It�s one of those things where literally everybody wins�kind of like porno!PornDudeCash.com lets you earn money by promoting my brand...

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When it comes to unfuckable, no one does it like my readers. Bitches don't want to touch you with a ten-foot pole. That's why I like to tell the many stories of my conquests. I want you to put yourself in my shoes and experience just a little taste of what my life is like.In the Driver's SeatBecause you guys will never get to feel the ultimate pleasure of a woman's pussy gliding up and down your pathetic cock, you're always looking for ways to make the porn experience more realistic. One of the...

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Sex is a tough subject for my readers. The urge to have it is so strong, yet access is so distant. As you can imagine, it�s difficult for me to empathize with this kind of issue, so I crafted a thought experiment to help me connect with guys.Putting Myself in Your Blue BallsIn my thought experiment, I imagine being locked in a room containing only a TV. That TV plays cooking shows twenty-four seven, but no food is ever delivered. In the meantime, when I get hungry, I can press a button, and a...

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Porn CZ gives you a big hint what they�re peddling right there in the name; this is porn straight from the CZ, with beautiful Czech girls getting fucked on camera. Of course, the title is still vague enough that your mind goes wild thinking of all the possibilities. Could this be an archive of Eastern European casting films, a reality-porn site featuring fake Czech doctors, or a virtual reality trip to a babe�s bedroom in the Czech Republic? Well, my perverted friends, what if I told you this...

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As betas, you guys know that every environment has an alpha. Whether it be work, the bar, home, or even the grocery store, you're always at the bottom of the totem pole. You can't get any respect no matter where you go. You even get punked at Dungeons and Dragons gatherings.Smoking Totem PoleYou guys hate this power dynamic because it never falls in your favor, but it's impossible to avoid. Humans stratify society where ever we go. We can't help ourselves. And when an alpha like me runs into a...

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Humans may all be created equal, but motherfuckers are not equal once we grow up. No matter what humans do, there is a hierarchy to this shit. There are the haves and the have-nots, so we better get used to it.We Are Not the SameLet's take you and me for an example. You are a little pussy with a tiny pathetic cock and no game whatsoever. You live with your mom, play video games all day, and subsist on a diet of microwaveable frozen pizza and Chinese take-out.The only women you've ever kissed...

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FapHouse Erotica

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Adult Empire For Women

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I watched lesbians on Adult Time all morning, and I had a great time despite all the other Starbuck�s customers trying to sneak a peek over my shoulder. Hey, I�m all for sharing, but the baristas already hassle me without some other wanker pulling his pud and causing a real scene. Subtlety is the key to enjoying porno in public, but maybe that�s a lesson for another day. Today, I want to chat about those lesbians I mentioned.If you�re a regular consumer of premium pornography, there�s a good...

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Adult Empire Horror

I really wasn�t looking forward to reviewing AdultEmpire�s horror section, until I saw Lexi Belle on the very first results page and thought that maybe there�s some potential here. Look, if I haven�t made it abundantly clear already, horror porn used to be very fucking boring back in the day. It was uninspired. It felt exactly like every other type of smut, except it claimed to be horror themed.AdultEmpire has videos on backlog from over two decades ago, so as you can imagine, most of the smut...

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What�s up, you naughty little pervert!? Are you tired of jacking off porn videos with half-assed scripts and a single camera? After spending so long the world�s sluts slamming their slash for you in front of a �1000 camera, you�ve got to wonder� Is there more than this? There�s got to be content with some kind of depth, right?I mean, these girls are more than just bags of meat for you to beat your own meat to. Sometimes, you want to immerse yourself in a story! You want to experience the kind...

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FapHouse Black

Faphouse is known for being this premium website that houses quality porn from a variety of places. One category you may not have known about being is Faphouse's Black and Ebony section. Black girls can get pretty naughty, can't they? And quite juicy, too! The ebony porn Faphouse covers a range of different kinks and fetishes from a variety of places involved with the porn industry. And one aspect of Faphouse I can always appreciate is its eye toward keeping things simple, easy to understand,...

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FapHouse Latina

Fap House is a site that I have written about before, and since it hosts so much carnal content, I had to revisit it. New additions are being made all of the time, with an average of six hundred films being added, many of which are of a particularly popular genre: the Latina category. So, I had to ask myself, "what does Latina-specific smut look like on this platform?" If you are thinking, "yes, is it any good," then continue reading on.The Starlets You Are Going To See Are FeugoSince Fap House...

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Adult Empire Black

I have stuck my dick in every variant of human being there is. I fucked an Eskimo on the back of a snowmobile while a polar bear watched in the distance, hoping one of us would die. I've drilled a Native American bitch in front of a bonfire while her ancestors jerked off from an adjacent teepee. I've even donned an oxygen mask to cornhole a Tibetian slut at the north base camp on Everest.Dick Mission TripsPerhaps my most harrowing sexual experience was fucking a bunch of Sentinelese women on a...

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AEBN Black

Why am I reviewing a pay per video website? Why is passion for black people considered a fetish? Why does the sun go around the moon and so on? Look, I�ll level with you � I don�t care. I serve what people eat, like a chef, except with digital pussy. Though, to be clear, I�m less of a waiter and more of a critic. Except, the restaurant doesn�t pay me, so I guess I�m the equivalent of a guy standing outside the restaurant yelling at your foie-gras. That shit is made of duck liver. It�s gross....

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HotMovies Black

The internet is crammed to the brim with all sorts of porn sites, which is quite handy for us porn freaks. I don�t know about you, nothing quite feels as electrifying as having a fun time getting off on a hot, steamy porn.Nowadays, porn sites are popping up all over the place. But there are still a few sites from the good old days (when porn was porn) that still reign supreme on their turf. Hotmovies.com is one of them.History of the siteI would be right to say this has got to be among the...

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Adult Empire Latin

Some of us still enjoy purchasing naughty DVDs instead of joining a porn website, and to those I have a perfect website to suggest. However, if you prefer to purchase a membership on a site, this might not be the website for you. However, if you are in the mood to watch gorgeous Latina girls get down and dirty in porn DVDs, then you have came to the right website.AdultEmpire.com is a porn DVD site filled with many Latina movies. If you are interested in watching horny Latina cuties in action,...

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AEBN Latin

Are you fucking horny as hell for stunning Latin videos and movies? If so, then I urge you to take a look at some of the amazing content that you will find over on AEBN.com/Latin. Here, you are bound to find a wide array of content that will certainly get you off.If Latin babes are the kind of content that you crave, find it all here on AEBN.com/Latin. There are plenty of movies and clips waiting for you to get your stroke on to, and once you are finished, you are going to feel satisfied enough...

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HotMovies Latina

Hot and beautiful Latinas are who is being featured in Hot Movies' "Latina" section. There's just something about a Latina, isn't there? Can't really narrow it down. It's horny much sex they ooze. The lust and the horniness, right? Hot Movies is hoping to bring out that lust these girls have for you through their array of premium porn videos. These porn videos are done a little differently than you might see on other premium porn sites.It's a little hard to decide just how high and mighty Hot...

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Adult Empire Celebrity

Ever since Paris Hilton's ex, Rick Salomon, released the pair of them porking, celebrity sex tapes became super popular. Then after a while, they seemed to die down for a bit until The infamous Fappening happened. Nowadays, it seems like famous (non-porn) people fucking seems to serve two functions, being 1.) it's good publicity for stars who are no longer in the news, and 2.) it is a halfway decent cottage industry for adult entertainment.Whatever the reason, past, present, and future, I am...

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AEBN Celebrities

AEBN offers a selection of celebrity porno that I�m a little embarrassed to admit I just found out about. Can you blame me, though? When you�ve got that many dirty movies, studios and pornstars in one big-ass site, it ain�t too difficult for some of it to get lost in the shuffle from time to time. I guess I was just too distracted shaking my dick at the kind of professional humpers I meet at PornDudeCasting to notice they also have videos of the more �traditional� celebs. Frankly, I�m a sucker...

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KPornPub

KPornPub sounds like the kind of place where you can grab a pint while shaking your dick at naked K-pop idols, but they�ve actually only got half of that formula. Maybe the �hub� domain was already taken or maybe the webmasters just really like to get drunk while indulging in some modern Asian pornography, but either way, I ain�t complaining. My yellow fever has been acting up lately and I�ve been looking for a cure or at least a treatment, and I get the feeling I�ll find exactly that inside.It...

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Shemale Vids

What is it about Shemale Vids that makes them so goddamn enticing? Honestly, it might be a question for the stoned philosophers and horny social scientists of the world. Me? I�m just your friendly neighborhood PornDude. I may not be able to tell you why you�re so attracted to pretty girls with bigger sausages than your own, but I can certainly turn you on to some good pornos starring the well-endowed broads. Some dudes consider themselves ass men, others are fond of the titty, the thigh, or the...

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Adult Empire Indian

When it comes to looking for top-quality Indian pornography, you may think that this is a simple process. Not for the mother fucker that is picky as hell, though! If you want to watch only professional Indian pornography from studios, channels, and brands that you love, you would otherwise have to sign up for those site�s premium memberships to get off. However, that does not have to happen when you have Adult Empire.com/Indian in your fucking corner!What makes me so fucking sure of that? Why,...

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AEBN Indian

Indian bitches don't always get the credit they deserve in the porn world. I personally love jerking off to Indian bitches, and I think many of my readers would also. Indian bitches just don't cross guys' minds because you don't see it featured on sites very often. However, there is some great shit out there if you look.I think part of the reason that Indian porn hasn't blown up is that they haven't had a big star yet. For many moons, no one was watching any Arab porn, but since Mia Khalifa...

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FapHouse Arab

Bitches from all around the world are sexy. I'll fuck anyone of them. Each region has its own flavor, and I have a worldly pallet. But, regardless of skin color or creed, one thing always holds true: they have pussies, asses, and tits. That's all a man like me asks for. Men are but simple creatures with simple needs.There is a World of Pussy OutsideIf you are looking for petite skinny bitches with cute faces, look no further than Japan. If you want something a little thicker with a fat ass and...

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