The tekoki championships part 1
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By the end of the summer term, Luna had left Britton High for a two months Spanish course in Chile. She was excited to finally meet in person her longtime pen-pal Gabriel. I was depressed with the prospect of losing our hand-play sessions, and depression gave me enough bravery to visit the new mega sex-shop recently opened in the Docklands area.
Might there be a female sumo section down there? The bouncer at the entrance gave me a contemptuous look behind the screens. I rushed in pretending I knew what I looked for and landed straight on the hard-gay section. Fortunately, the bouncer didn’t see me. As I wandered around the shelf displays, I suddenly spotted a photocopied announcement taped on a column.
‘First European amateur tekoki championship. Register for the final casting. Sponsored by HRP Horny Ram Productions.’
Underneath there was a list of cities and dates. Next Sunday would be at Santa Monica’s, reasonably close by. I grabbed my phone and pushed Luna’s contact number. Fortunately, she had it off, because it was about 6am in South America and she wasn’t exactly tolerant with my mistakes.
I walked home, locked into my room and played female sumo on the old VHS. This was better for slow-motion replays but nasty, shaky rubbish for stills.
Three soaked hankies latter I looked at the alarm clock, dressed up and had a fifty-minute long-distance call from mum’s phone with Luna.
Gabriel’s family was taking her out for hiking in the Pampa, ending up with a local dinner and some barn dances.
I tried to delete from my mind the image of Gabriel leading my curvaceous girlfriend in one of those Latin shuffles and told her about the contest. She had never heard of it but did know the mega sex-shop owner from her dedicated research on hand-job habits worldwide. The guy, she told me, had a distinctive sports car and lived at Gardenia Villages. It wouldn’t be hard to spot him around. ‘Tell him you’re a friend of the girl who subscribed to 'Handy Asians'. I don’t think he's forgotten that.’
The sports car was parked in front of number 169, one of the newest and most tasteless buildings at Gardenia Villages. The guy though was unexpectedly welcoming despite my unannounced visit and seemed sincerely delighted about my initiative.
He fixed me hot coffee and his lover, a drop-dead cutey in her late forties but definitely not the sharpest knife in the kitchen, pulled out some Brazilian delicacies. She wolfed down as much as I did.
She gave me all sort of details about the contest, she knew so well since her ‘husband’ was one of the sponsors, but she didn’t regard me as the kind of tough guy who could make it through those squashing machines. Then the guy cleared his throat and staring at the tablecloth muttered.
“Hmmm, perhaps our young friend wouldn’t mind a quick test.”
The gorgeous lady puffed out her incredible chest and crossed her legs. Her mighty thighs stretched the miniskirt like plastic film. Her amazon eyes were challenging.
“Uhhh. Of course not. I look forward to nothing else.”
The guy rattled the tea table whilst his formidable lady got rid of all the heavy rings from her muscular fingers, got up, gloriously immense on top of her marble legs and pointed her glistering nails to the room next door.
A long while later, her hair-do spoiled and perspiration on her upper lip, we were back in the lounge. I took a seat. She went straight to the bathroom.
“Seems I passed the test,” I grinned.
“With good marks,” he admitted pouring an icy beer in two glasses and pushing one to me. I hadn’t seen her pulling that face since Brazil was defeated at the world cup. Welcome aboard.
We toasted.
Since the Brazilian lady was married to the sex-shop guy and the contest was for couples, I still needed a partner. With Luna on a trip, I focused my lower belly needs on Betty, a gloomy just-divorced thirty-something that Luna herself had introduced me to on one of our rare nights out of our den.
She had been working for a while as a gym teacher at Luna’s brother's school, but eventually was expelled because of her lack of any formal degree.
Luna wanted my training not to be interrupted, and Betty was the most reliable option she could think of, provided she got her booze ration. Her tits had been mighty in a not so remote past, and she knew how to lend a hand, a dab hand indeed, and didn’t get emotionally involved, as long as I could stand the tales of misery she vividly related at the same time.
I walked the three miles distance to Betty’s and told her about my successful adventure. Her face lightened, she hugged me like a pro wrestler, picked the phone and ordered pizzas. She changed into a skimpier outfit and invited me to a one-night stand practice beginning now.
I called home with a miserable excuse and rushed to her spring mattress, leaving my jeans behind. Rules were that touching was forbidden from the waist up, but she was allowed to use any part of her body below the waist, this was against tekoki standards. Luna would disapprove of this but which I suggested to feel her incredible breasts against me. Still, the Grand Finale must be just using her hands.
Many things about Betty were a mystery to me. What was her real name? How did such a slim girl bear those fantastic boobs? All the juice lacking in her sinewy body seemed to be concentrated in those impressive knockers that could have easily made the cover in one of those girly magazines. The stories about her past as an athlete. Could she run with those breasts swinging around? What sort of exercises were compatible with that chest?
She wasn’t particularly fit either but, I must admit, sported fantastic hand strength. I saw her beating Luna at arm-wrestling, and I knew firsthand how tough Luna could be. She never talked openly about it, about anything else either. For instance, how had she become so good at it? Apparently, her former husband didn’t want anything else. Was it my imagination or was there a secret life of Betty? I never knew.
But all that fake former gym instructor line was none of my business. She was really good at it, that’s all that mattered. I had to keep my eyes wide open to make sure it was vulgar Betty and not a Thai pro who was handling my cock. She provided a variety of moves, grips and tricks I had to put up with.
Sometimes she climaxed while pumping me but didn’t stop. She shrugged her shoulders, swallowed a few times and went on till I ejaculated. She sometimes stimulated herself with her free hand for both of us to get to the climax together. I believe that when I fell asleep, she was still jerking me off.
As I fell asleep, I could picture us. Me being pumped by master jerk off women and Betty doing her worst against those women's partners. Slowly I fell into a deep sleep which was filled with dreams of the events to come;
We began winning contests. Bouts were agreed on or for three or five cums, and with Betty inspired we could win. I wrote Luna, scared about what her reaction would be, but she was understanding and replied she was proud of me and requested tapes of the contests. That’s my Luna!
But as we grew more and more popular in the circuit of masturbators, we started facing really competitive couples. Brutal pumping machines expert in unimaginable techniques of stimulation. In a few weeks, my prick experienced inverted grips, doubles, tube-like, hoods, racks, in combo with twisting, spinning, tilting and vibrating techniques.
By the hand of Betty –literally- and the videos we downloaded from Thai, Malaysian and Hindu sites I got initiated in the Far Eastern techniques of male stimulation based either on just nail work, nibbling and picking in search of the ultimate pinch. That with sheer hand strength banging at my penis with incredible light speed was my training regimen.
The fierce Asian milkmaid, facing you without blinking with her whole bag of tricks and her collection of finishing techniques wanking you till you stare her down. You finally break her like the little girl she actually is. That is the most fabulous pleasure a human body may ever experience. The minute she peels her teeth and breaks into a sweat and her refined techniques seem tame. You remain unvanquished like a centenary oak tree while the girl merely becomes dominated and gives up. No matter how fabulous, how dreadful she thought she was before; your unflinching will has reduced this wild sex fighter to a sheepish worshiper of your male-hood.
As reigning champions, we faced the Chinese teens with innocent looks and iron hands and still hold onto our title. But Milamar, a tender Philippine that tags up with her little brother whose ivory penis comes in and out Betty’s fist undaunted, topples us. Her pointed fingers grip my dick’s head, and she’s got me, and she knows it. It’s just a matter of time. She reads it from my pulsing nostrils, my labored breathing and the sheen of sweat coating me. She's trapped me against the ropes.
She doesn’t take herself seriously. She just plays with those huge cocks. That’s why no man can take her. That’s her key to success. I hold my breath to no avail and burst with a roar. She releases a throaty giggle, showing her two rows of little teeth, but doesn’t stop. Then she hides her little mouth behind her incredibly large hand and shrugs her shoulders, as apologizing from creaming me so hard.
Milamar then defends the title against a plastic-boobed western blonde with purple painted long nails tagging up with an exceptionally gifted bodybuilder. But sex fighting is an endurance challenge, and top fighters resemble sinewy marathon runners. Bulky cocks show plenty of target spots for a skillful milkmaid. Milamar and her brother lose the title in an endless match to the best of five against a pair of Japanese hermaphrodites that masturbate before the bout to prove their funny penises sprouting out of their vulvas are fully functional and both can abundantly cum.
I wake up wounded in a soaked duvet. Long minutes later I realize I’m at Betty’s, daylight filters through the Venetian screens she sweetly kept down to protect my rest, she’s fixed two steaming cups of aromatic, and nauseating, Ceylon tea she brought her last trip five years ago. With a grin that reveals the uneven teeth of a smoker as she cocks her head and invites me to get up and join her for breakfast. “Morning my young ace, tea is ready.”
I wish Luna were back as soon as possible, but her two months stay in Chile has just begun.
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Medway’ Gymnasium, Arva, Ontario 6:22pm, Friday, December 14, 1979 “Whoa! Damn!” I heard Jon-Jon cry out after I jumped up behind Adam Peawtrowski and pinned the basketball against the backboard after he drove the lane for a ‘clear’ lay-up. St. Thomas Parkside had a solid basketball team with several of their better football players on their round-ball team, including Adam ‘42’ Peawtrowski, Todd ‘11’ Daymend, Erv ‘44’ Daymend. They also had a huge, six-eight center, Jacob ‘50’ Paxton. The...
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The John Labatt Center, London, Ontario 5:56pm, Friday, January 4, 1980 “And here comes the stars of tonight’s concert,” Dr. Betty Stevenson excitedly said as she saw the five of us along with Mr. Labatt, Devin and CBS Records’ Mr. Murphie walked into the small performance hall where we won the NIS band challenge in November. Mr. Murphie was waiting for us outside this meeting hall. As we engaged in a little general ‘chit-chat’ with these adults, we saw Shania’s band, the members of...
The John Labatt Center, London, Ontario 7:41pm, Friday, January 4, 1980 After seeing that Lynette was set at her keyboards and that the three of us on the main stage had our guitars set, Eda laughed from her drum throne, “C’mon, c’mon ... we’ve got a show to get to. Oh, by the way, C’mon, C’mon just happens to be the name of this next song.” I immediately started in with the opening easy guitar riff and Eda soon added her drum sound to the first song with all of us naked on stage. The four...
The John Labatt Center, London, Ontario 10:53pm, Friday, January 4, 1980 ... With our mics ‘not-hot’ according to Devin’s earlier message, Eda said, “As we were playing that song, I was thinking it sure would be nice if Cathy and Paul joined us on Danger Zone. They helped us write it, so...” “That’s an awesome idea E. Devin, can we do that?” Sammy said and immediately sought out permission from our concert producer. “Ha! Didn’t you young’uns just kinda brow-beat me into letting you do...
The John Labatt Center, London, Ontario 11:59pm, Friday, January 4, 1980 My future appeared and my beautiful twenty-three-year-old fiancée, who looked to be six or seven months pregnant was beckoning me. I stood seemingly paralyzed as Kaleigh Plyer opened her arms up towards me on the video screens and softly said “C’mon Mike. It’s finally time for me to see you again.” Immediately, the five Energists clapped their hands together, and a powerful ‘time-stop’ bubble was generated within the...
With the NIS program finally over, here are the playlists from the Welcome to the... concert that Mike and the Time Bandettes, and the Shania Twain Band played at the John Labatt Center in London. I regularly used ‘unique’ web-links to songs to get a feel for how other bands have played these songs. For example, I used Nickelback’s cover of ZZTop’s Sharp Dressed Man as a guide for what Mike and the Time Bandettes, and the lighting crew did during this song. In the Chapter Songs’ list, I did...
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...
Uther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...
The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...
Do you know of the porn site Motherless.com? You should. I’ve reviewed it a few times on my site, The Porn Dude, although it was for different genres every time. This time around, I’m going back to this place and looking at a specific and niche little category many of you are just begging me to cover. We’re looking at vintage porn today. While it doesn’t have the same resolution and quality as the porn you can find today, it’s definitely a genre of porn that has a lot of personality to it and...
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Voyeur Porn SitesThe Five Kingdoms of Arstoria had been embroiled in the Great Ancient War for centuries. The war came to an end when Kalace, the Wizard King conquered the five lands and brought them under his rule. Kalace, the Wizard King of Arstoria, conquered all of his opponents who were unable to deal with his overpowering magic. When Kalace had united the five kingdoms, he brought peace to the warring kingdoms and was revered and celebrated by his later generation. Kalace, however, had a dark weakness in...
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