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As always, Disney owns the characters, and I am merely playing with them without
pay, nor charging any money to read this story, as must anyone who wishes to
post this story. The actual story, minus the characters and Honey settings is
copyrighted to Eric!
Since the show has been canceled, our inestimable Caleb Jones has encouraged me
to write a fitting finish, giving additional words and editing this story for
me. And so with even more editing by Steve Zink, on with what should have been
the final wrap up to the Szalinski Family Saga!
To know what has gone on before, reread the brilliant, critically acclaimed
'Honey, That's Not Me In My Body'
Or to recap that exciting story...
Basically, the son Nick is now living in Amy's body, happily married and with a
baby. Amy is now Nick, and plans on being the next Bill Gates. The New Nick
thinks the New Amy is just a silly young woman. As part of a plea bargain with
his wife, Wayne has agreed to exchange bodies with her one week out of every
month, and thus have her periods for a year, because he trusted and believed the
body stealer Jennings, who had stolen Diane's body and also some of her memories
using the Szalinski Neuron Nudger (Patent Pending).
Honey, I am you!
By Eric
Diane has a very smug smile of her face as she picks up the Neuron Nudger.
"It's that time of the month again, dear!" She says with the sweetness that only
wives can use when they have got their husband by the balls!
"Awww, Gee Whiz, Diane! For Pity sakes! Can't I get some time off for good
behavior? I've been doing this for 11 months!"
"One more to go!" Gloated Diane. She still hadn't totally forgiven him for
mistaking Jennings for her in bed.
Grumbling ineffectively, Wayne programmed the device as usual. For the next five
days, he would live in Diane's body and life. He hated being a lawyer and not a
scientist! But to make things work, they had to exchange talents and knowledge,
as well as bodies. So he would know all about torts, and she about neurons for
the next five days. Even the kids didn't know about their deal. Diane thought
their adjusting to their new bodies and lives would be confusing enough.
"Come on Wayne, quit your pouting! You know you like exchanging with me!"
"Diane..."
"Admit it! You enjoy an occasional 'experiment' in human sexuality!"
Wayne flushed. "So do you!"
"Very true. Now be a good... girl, and flip the switch."
"High heels and periods, here I come," said Wayne morosely.
Diane just smiled smugly.
A spark leaped between them, and the new 'Diane' groaned. "I can feel the cramps
already!"
'Wayne' just grinned. "Not me! I was wondering if you would like to extend our
deal for another 12 months?"
"Very funny!" said Wayne, getting up. He, now she, was too used to Diane's body
to move awkwardly and fall on his face as he had done the first time. How Diane
had laughed, watching him trying to move in the four-inch heels she had
deliberately worn for the occasion. It had burned her heart that Wayne had
enjoyed sex with his boss Jennings in HER body while she was stuck in jail
inside Jennings' awful old body with hemorrhoids!
It had taken Wayne almost all day to learn to walk and change tampons and Diane
had enjoyed every minute of his education.
Wayne sat at Diane's desk pouring over paper work. God, he missed his lab! And
his body.
"Diane, you may have my genius brain, but you're too careful and would never
make a major scientific breakthrough."
"Listen, dear, first, remember we need to call each other by the right name when
we are swapped. You're 'DIANE!' Second, maybe I will not make any major
breakthroughs, smarty-pants, but at least I've not destroyed three labs in four
years, either! Talk about breaking things! You can be Mr. Chaos unleashed!"
Diane's pretty face flushed with Wayne's embarrassment. "Accidents will happen
and they could happened to anybody."
"Anybody named Wayne Szalinski!" With this last word, the new Wayne returned to
'his' lab.
*****
Wayne, fixing dinner several days later (he had received those skills from
Diane, as well), was so glad this week should see the end of their body swaps!
It wasn't only the periods, but all the things Diane needed to do: run her law
practice, be a mother to Nick, and help Amy with her new baby - yuck, poopy
diapers! - not to mention the time spent on make-up and clothes. Though, Wayne
had to admit that, done up right in Diane's body, he was one hot babe!
Wayne felt like he was on a treadmill as Diane, he hardly had any time to
himself. When he complained to his spouse, Diane would just grin back at him
with his own face and say, "Men work from sun to sun, a woman's work is never
done!"
"Hi Mom, Hi Dad!" Nick came in from his club meeting, and kissed his mother -
nodded at his father, and together they went upstairs to their lab. Wayne
sighed. Diane gets to work on his project of the Carbon monoxide powered
Spaceship, while I'm stuck in the kitchen!
That night, Wayne felt horny. He would never have believed before becoming his
wife that women could get so horny, but he knew it well by now. The period was
almost over, and Wayne knew that Diane would not be squeamish if offered sex!
She was used to a little blood from her body. In fact, Wayne knew from
experience that Diane would leap at it. Just like a man, Wayne thought, without
realizing how much like Diane he was now.
Wayne picked out his sexiest negligee, one that displayed his wife's firm, large
breasts to great effect, and carefully made up Diane's beautiful face. He
brushed his long golden hair until it shined, and put on Diane's favorite
perfume.
"Wayne, Honey!" he called sexily into the intercom.
Diane knew those tones very well! "You finish up, son, I need to talk to your
mother."
Nick smiled knowingly. Even though on the outside he was just a thirteen-year-
old boy, he still remembered all the things he learned in his 17 years as a
girl. They would sure come in handy, now that he was ready to date again as
Nick.
Mom and Dad were going to have sex, he thought. 'I am sure glad I am not Amy
anymore - being a woman was a real pain - especially the possibility of getting
pregnant. How I enjoyed watching the former Nick's pregnancy in my old body! The
bloating, the sleepless nights, the difficulty in moving, the pain of the labor
which Dad's invention - the so-called pain remover, made worse. Thank God that
Nick is now Amy! Still, she seems to be happy and enjoying herself as a wife and
mother! She sure is feminine now. Nobody would ever guess that she was born in
this body. My body now! And I'm keeping it!'
Diane, inside Wayne's susceptible male body, came running into their bedroom,
and caught his breath.
Wayne was incredibly sexy looking, and had a wanton look in Diane's beautiful
blue eyes.
"Hello, handsome, looking for a good time?" Wayne breathed sexily, imitating one
of Diane's usual role-playing games.
"Sure am, baby doll!" said Diane in Wayne's husky voice, tearing at his clothes.
Wayne giggled to notice Diane already had a hard one! Wayne rubbed his luscious
female body against the male one he usually had.
Boy did that feel good, they both thought! Soon they were in bed enjoying sex to
the fullest, as each knew what the other liked! This was the part of the swap
even Wayne liked. He could really let himself go as Diane! Diane enjoyed it as
well - now she got to have sex with her own great body - it was a dream come
true!
Upstairs, the new Nick Szalinski was in the lab. Idly, he picked up one of the
helmets of the neuron Nudger (Patent Pending). This changed so many lives, he
thought. Suddenly, the energy from the model space ship batteries overloaded,
and a beam from them hit the Nudger like a magnet to metal, and discharging
brainwave energies into all the brains in the Szalinski family.
For a few moments, Nick was dazzled. He glanced anxiously around.
"Whew! I'm getting more like Dad everyday! I'm even starting to have accidents.
But everything seems okay."
In the bedroom, a startled man and woman looked at each other.
"Who are you? Who am I?" they both asked.
"I guess we know each other very well?" giggled the woman, running her slim
hands over the man's hairy chest.
"I bet we're man and wife!" said the guy huskily. 'God was she beautiful!' he
thought, and also very familiar, like he knew her face better than his own!
Before they knew it, they were continuing their nocturnal activities. It just
seemed right to finish what they obviously started. Later, a lovely naked woman
climbed out of bed, emptied herself of juices in the bathroom, and came back in.
"It's very strange, my personal memories seem to be gone, yet I know I am a
lawyer."
"Mine are gone too, but I know I am a scientist. Wayne, I think that's my name,
Dr. Wayne Szalinski. I remember hearing it when I got my diploma."
The woman's lovely blue eyes widened. "I must be Diane Szalinski - I remember
that name, too."
They searched their room. They saw pictures of themselves, read Diane's earlier
diary, and Diane blushed reading and seeing videos of themselves with their
children and seeing Diane with their daughter Amy and her newborn. Could they
really be Grandparents? They really blushed when they read entries about their
lives in Diane's diary, and Wayne trembled. Had he almost killed them so many
times? The diary stopped about a year ago. Some memories seem to be returning
after whatever shocked them, but they were only professional memories - on the
law for her, or science for him, or some of their associates at work. Diane
remembered some recipes and how to make chicken the way her family liked it.
"Lets not tell the kids," said Diane, worried like a mother should be - "it
might really upset them. I see from the videos that our daughter Amy has a
newborn..." She sighed. "I guess I really am a grandmother."
The man said, "You sure don't look like a grandmother!"
The woman smiled gratefully. "You're awfully sweet!"
Tired, they went to bed.
The next morning, Nick was glad to see his parents behaving normally and with no
questions about his accident from the night before. He was very relieved. He
sure could have gotten in trouble. His Dad had always told him not to touch the
Neuron Nudger!
Diane looked at Wayne after her son had left. "Do I look okay?"
"You look beautiful!"
"Thanks, dear!" They kissed and headed off to their offices. Diane felt things
at work coming back to her, but still, personal memories eluded her. Work sure
was boring, though. She envied Wayne his scientific work.
Between the two of them, in a week they had complied a detailed history of
themselves, and Wayne had hooked up the Szalinski Memorizer (Patent Pending) and
they transferred data for each of their lives into their brains. It helped.
Diane sighed. She sure wished she was a genius like her husband. But she looked
in the mirror. Well, I am a hell of a lot sexier!
She proved it in bed that night. Wayne thought, 'I am such a lucky guy to have
such a beautiful wife. It's a shame I am not as good-looking as her. Oh well, I
am a genius!'
Later on, their kids were shocked to find that Mom was going to have another
baby! It was so unlike her to be so careless. It was more like something their
dad would do!
And so, life goes on in the Szalinski household.
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