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Number 19 of a series of individual stories. An Exciting Evening Out by SONIA (email: [email protected] ) Please send comments, favourite pictures etc.!!!) Chapter 1 - The Surprise ------------------------ I arrived home from work and Sally Anne met me at the door wearing a vicars cassock complete with dog collar! I stood looking at her in amazement before going in and shutting the front door. "What do you think," she said and then as I looked at her with a puzzled look she bent forward, grabbed the bottom of her cassock and lifted it up exposing black satin panties and black stockings and suspenders. I looked at the sexy sight and felt my penis stiffen. "What on earth are you wearing that outfit for?" I asked. "We have been invited to Phil and Liz's next Saturday for a Vicar and Tarts party and if I'm going as the vicar, guess what you are going dressed as!" she replied. "You know how much you like wearing panties and how you love to wear them when you are a man in panties, well this is the perfect opportunity. My wonderful wife Sally Anne and I have had various adventures when I have dressed in lingerie or fully as a woman. I always let Sally Anne dictate how and when I dress up. We were extremely happily married, although Sally Anne has some slight lesbian interests, but she generally satisfied these needs by dressing me as her girlfriend. Although I enjoyed dressing fully as a woman with full makeup and wig where I was easily accepted as a woman I still preferred being a man in panties. I really enjoyed the evenings when I came home from work and Sally Anne dresses me in sexy lingerie but without my wig and makeup and let me spend the evening just in my lingerie or sometimes I would wear a short skirt and blouse but still clearly as my male persona. These evenings got me so excited that the sex that followed was normally explosive. "You will be able to go to the party as yourself but dressed as a tart in sexy panties and stockings. It will be an opportunity to dress in the sexiest way you could dream of, to go out in public, to meet our friends with you dressed in panties and for it to be accepted as just good fun," Sally Anne said. "You can wear your wig but I will let some of your own hair show so it is clearly a wig and you can have the makeup over the top to be a parody of a woman and to complete the 'tarts' appearance your skirt has to be short enough to show your stocking tops. You will be so sexy - how about sorting out your outfit now." Chapter 2 - A Trial Run ----------------------- My mouth was dry with the excitement of the plan and I readily agreed. We poured some drinks and took them up to our spare room where our sexy clothes were kept. This room was where my transformations took place and had wardrobes and chests of drawers containing all our sexy clothes. Sally Anne went to the chest of drawers and opened the top drawer. There were many pairs of sexy panties in the drawer and she immediately selected the red satin full cut panties with the layers of black lace that I had worn the very first day I dressed up. She put them down on the dressing table. She went to the wardrobe and took out the matching red satin basque with its matching black lace trim and put it with the panties and added seamed stockings. She selected a very short black satin flared skirt and a black lace blouse and finally a layered red satin petticoat with black lace trim at the end of each layer. I decided to have a quick shower and shave and returned to the room naked. Sally Anne passed me the panties and I stepped into them and pulled them on. The feel of the satin on my body was wonderful. I put on the basque and Sally Anne did up the hooks and eyes at the rear. I had to loosen the laced ribbon at the front to let her do up the rear and then breathed in as she laced the front again, slipping my breast forms into the cups. It was tight but felt wonderful. Sally Anne bunched up my stockings and as I offered her my leg she pulled them up, ensuring the seams were straight, and fastened them to the suspenders on the basque. I put on some high heeled shoes and then stepped into the skirt and pulled it to my waist and put the layered petticoat on below arranging the skirt over the petticoat, loving the way it flared out. Finally I put on the lace blouse and looked at myself in the mirror. I certainly looked like a tart! The stockings were exposed below the very short skirt and petticoat, straining against the suspenders. The blouse was see through and the red satin of the basque was on view. "Sit down at the dressing table and let me do your makeup." Said Sally Anne. I did as she said and after a very short time she put the makeup down and then put my blonde wig on. Normally I took great care in my makeup and wig but tonight it took very little time and when I looked in the mirror again I saw why. Looking back at me was a very recognisable male me, but dressed as a tart with rough makeup and a wig that was obviously a wig. The thought about going out dressed like this was incredible and especially meeting friends who did not know about my cross dressing. "I think we will have to find a way of controlling your penis," said Sally Anne looking at the front of my skirt. Even with the layered petticoat there was a clear bulge in my skirt reflecting the excitement of what I was doing and the thought of going to the party dressed like this. "For tonight you can enjoy the freedom but I think it would be worth wearing an athletic restraint to the party. At least that would appear 'butch' if someone decided to see what you are wearing under your skirt" she said. I had a sudden fear with what she had said and then thought that everyone would think I was playing up to the fun of the party and not realise how often I dressed like this. We went downstairs in our costumes and spent a fun evening thinking about the party. Sally Anne explained that she had borrowed the cassock off an old college friend of hers who was a vicar. She had decided to wear sexy lingerie below the cassock to spice up her evening as the cassock was rather boring as a costume and said she could never look at a vicar again without wondering if he had on panties below. The evening ended up with wonderful sex on the floor. Sally Anne had hitched up her cassock exposing her sexy panties and stockings and I had made love to her still wearing my full outfit. As I thrust into her she put her hands under my skirt and gripped my bottom through my panties and pulled me into her with each thrust. "You feel so sexy, my husband tart," she said and we kissed deeply. I felt her orgasm build and soon she gripped my tight and thrust her pelvis up to meet my thrust as she came, quickly followed by me. When we had recovered we got up from the floor and Sally Anne took off her cassock and let me enjoy the sight of her in her sexy lingerie as we went up to bed. I took off my sexy clothes and removed my wig and make up and went into our bedroom. Even though this was a weekday night I was delighted to see that Sally Anne had put out a satin nightie for me with matching panties so I could enjoy my female side for a little longer. We got into bed and cuddled together and fell asleep. Chapter 3 - Getting Ready for the Party --------------------------------------- It was over a week before the party and returning to my male life for that week was painful. The days passed slowly and when Friday finally arrived I hoped Sally Anne would allow me to change into panties as soon as I was home. I always let her lead when I was to cross dress and was disappointed when she asked me whether I was looking forward to dressing up tomorrow. My anticipation was raised further when I went into our bedroom and saw that our outfits for tomorrow were both hung up on the wardrobe and displayed in a very exciting way with each item of clothing for both outfits hung separately. Sally Anne saw my longing look and said, "You must wait until tomorrow - you will enjoy the evening even more after looking forward to it as you have". We had a lovely meal and ended up making love and my pent up frustration was partially relieved by a very long session which left Sally Anne and exhausted and very satisfied. We went to bed and I lay there for hours looking at the clothes hung on the wardrobe which were lit by the moonlight. The petticoat, the skirt, the panties, the basque - did I really dare go to the party wearing them, meeting my friends who knew me as a normal man - would anyone guess how much I loved wearing panties! The next day arrived and I got up and brought Sally Anne breakfast in bed and I sat with her still looking at my sexy clothes. "You can't get changed until this evening. You must wait and you will enjoy yourself more," she said with a smirk seeing the bulge below the duvet. The day dragged by like none other I had known. Finally it was time to shower and shave and get ready. Sally Anne had decided to wear her black satin corset below her cassock and I helped her put it on and lace it up. She then put on her black satin panties and black seamed stockings and high black boots. She went to put on her cassock but I stopped her so I could enjoy the sight of her in her lingerie while I changed. The moment I had been waiting for had arrived! As Sally Anne had suggested I put on an athletic restraint first. The jock strap did as it was made to and held me securely in place, which was a bit uncomfortable. When I put on my red satin panties I thought that the restraint might fail under the strain but it resisted my erection. Sally Anne grabbed me and we kissed deeply. "This is going to be amazing fun," she said, "Its so exciting dressing up in our sexy gear and meeting our friends without them thinking we are perverted!" I pulled away and put on my red satin basque and tightened it. Sally Anne slipped some bunched up tights into the basque bra cups saying that if people saw I had false breasts they might find it odd. Next came the stockings and then the blouse, skirt and petticoat. This was bliss! Sally Anne did my hair and makeup and soon I was dressed as a sexy tart but clearly a man in women's clothing. I put on my high stiletto shoes and walked across the room to admire myself in the mirror. "You will have to learn to walk like a man in high heels. You walked across the room as well as any woman and people will wonder how you can walk so well," Sally Anne said with a grin. After the hours of practice to perfect my female persona I now had to learn to act like a man in a skirt. Sally Anne put on her cassock and dog collar and we went downstairs. As I went down the steps I felt my skirt billow out and when I passed the mirror in the hall I looked at the tarty image of myself. I was so incredibly excited thinking about going out dressed like this. I poured Sally Anne a drink and had a soft drink myself as I was driving. When I sat down my petticoat bulged in my lap and Sally Anne reported that my stockings and suspenders looked very sexy. Chapter 4 - Going to the Party ------------------------------ The time arrived to head off to the party. I went to go to the kitchen to go into the garage and Sally Anne stopped me and said, "The car is not in the garage - I have parked it in the road." "I can't walk to the car like this - what will the neighbours say?" I cried. "The best bit of tonight is that we are off to a fancy dress party and anyone we see will just think we are joining in to the full spirit of the event. Come on lets go," she replied. She grabbed my hand along with a bottle each and went out through the front door. As always the feel of the stockings pulling on the suspenders and the cool air below my skirt felt wonderful. A few steps down the drive and I nearly died when I heard a wolf whistle from the side and glanced over to see Roy, our neighbour looking at us. "We're off to a Vicars and Tarts Party. What do you think of my tarty husband. Is his the best costume ever," she said to him. I decided to put on a bit of a show and said to Roy in my normal voice, "God I feel so daft dressed like this." Little did he know I was loving every minute. We chatted on for a few minutes and I began to relax and enjoy myself and then Roy caught me totally by surprise by asking where we got my outfit from. How could I say the women's clothes were all mine. Sally Anne came to my rescue by saying that most came from a charity clothing shop and then with a wink admitted the basque was hers. To emphasise the joke of the situation she then gave Roy a mock blessing and we headed for the car. I climbed into the drivers seat and we set off. As we drove I could not resist putting my hand under my skirt and feeling my sexy satin panties. I glanced across at Sally Anne and found her top half still very like a vicar but she had hitched up her cassock and her stockings and panties were exposed and she had her hand inside her panties masturbating like mad. Our eyes met and she grinned and then she lowered her eyes to my lap. I knew that she liked looking at me in my panties when she masturbated so I obliged her by hitching up my already short skirt so they were visible. I found it difficult driving looking at the road and at the same time enjoying watching her sit there in her exposed lingerie while she masturbated and also looking at myself sitting in my panties framed by the sexy satin layered petticoat. I suddenly noticed the fuel gauge on empty and when I moaned at her that I had asked her to fill up the car she gasped as she orgasmed. When she had recovered a bit she grinned at me and said, "I did not fill up because I wanted to have to stop and fill up dressed as we are. The thought of you filling the car and paying for the fuel dressed like you are has just given me a wonderful orgasm." "I will only fill up if you stand with me and give me a flash of your panties while we are standing there," I replied with my heart beating furiously with the prospect. I pulled up at a small service station and decided to brave the situation out. I jumped out of the car as if being dressed as a tart was normal, and started filling up the car. Sally Anne came out and stood with her back to the pay office and then as I filled the car she bent forward, lifted her cassock and stood there with her stockings and panties exposed. I felt weak with the excitement of the situation and thought I would come in my panties. The car was full and finally she dropped her cassock and together we walked over to pay for the fuel. The girl in the pay office looked at us in amazement but as soon as Sally Anne explained we were off to a party she accepted the costumes and said how great we looked and wished us a good time. We returned to the car and drove the last few miles to Phil and Liz's house, pulled up in the street and sat in the car for a few minutes to see people arriving. About five couples arrived all with the girls looking very tarty and the men as vicars and I began to wonder whether I dared go in with me as the tart. Finally I saw a couple where clearly the tart was a man and so we quickly got out of the car and as we reached the house the other couple were just ahead of us. I gave a wolf whistle and the couple stopped and turned around. The man was nowhere near as tarty as I was in his costume. He had on a red blouse and black skirt and black tights or stockings. His skirt was above the knee but nowhere near as short as mine. We introduced ourselves and they said they were Paul and Jenny. Paul admitted it was Jenny's idea for him to go as the girl and Jenny responded by saying how sexy she thought he looked. Sally Anne followed the lead and said she had had to pursued me to do the same. Together we walked up to the house and knocked on the door. Chapter 5 - The Party! --------------------- The door was opened and we were invited in. It was pretty exciting seeing all the tarts with outfits ranging from as raunchy as mine to fairly boring. Liz squealed with laughter when she saw what I was wearing and gave me a big kiss. I was really enjoying standing there amongst all our friends in my stockings and panties. We went into the living room and met up with our friends and spent a long time chatting about all the outfits. We heard a cheer go up from the hall and applause and then the door opened and the reason for the commotion was evident. Sally Anne's partner Stacey entered the room in a cross between a vicars cassock and a Fench maids costume. Stacey was not only Sally Anne's partner but also very close to us since we discovered she was in reality a man who had lived his life since the age of 16 fully as a woman. Her outfit had a vicars dog collar and black cassock but the cassock was extremely short. She had tied the waist with a black cord and below the cassock she had on a multi layered white petticoat and frilly French maid style panties. She had on black stockings which were fully exposed straining against her suspenders. All in all she was the tartiest vicar we had ever seen! She came over to us and first kissed me saying "You look pretty sexy," and then she kissed Sally Anne and as she put her arm around her she said, "From what I feel you will look pretty sexy too once you take off your cassock. To save you driving do you want to come back to my flat afterwards. Its only around the corner." I leapt at the opportunity and immediately headed to the bar to catch up on the drinks I had been missing. Walking across the room with my skirt and petticoat swirling around my legs felt very sexy indeed. A business colleague was at the bar with his wife. He was dressed rather boringly in a suit with a dog collar and she had made a bit of an effort with a skirt with a slit in it and red satin blouse. "You have certainly taken the party theme to heart," he said and then with a leer on his face he went on to say, "How far have you gone with your costume? Are you wearing panties? Are you going to wear a dress to work in the future?" I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and wondered whether I had been a bit silly wearing the outfit. Had he recognised the fact that I was loving wearing a skirt and panties at the party? I decided to bluff it out and replied, "It was Sally Anne's idea and she insisted I went the whole way although I insisted on having my own underwear below the panties. As for wearing a dress to work, if the leers I get from ignorant men is what women have to put up with then I can assure you I do not want to wear skirts." I was pleased to see him blush and his wife came over to me and gave me a quick kiss and whispered, "Well said." I went back to Sally Anne and she suggested we have a dance. A slow record was playing and as we cuddled together I felt her feel my bottom firstly through my skirt and then she lifted the skirt and petticoat and flashed my panties to everyone. This really was amazing as not only was a dressed as a sexy tart in public but I was also flashing my red satin frilly panties to our friends and no one seemed to take it as anything more than me being a good sport at a fancy dress party. I really thought I was going to come in my panties with the bliss of the situation. We finished our dance and found the sofa free and sat down for a kiss and a cuddle. As soon as I had sat down Sally Anne pushed my skirt and petticoat up so again my panties were visible and she then cuddled against me and we kissed. I could not resist lifting her cassock up so I could see her stocking covered legs - this really was an incredible evening. Although I did not really want to break away from our embrace I needed to go to the toilet and so disappeared upstairs. Standing outside the toilet waiting was the guy who we met on the way in dressed as a girl. "How are you enjoying being a tart for the evening?" I asked. He paused for just a bit too long and was a little too defensive as he replied, "It's Jenny's idea. I have never worn women's clothes before". I decided to take a gamble and call his bluff. "You don't need to be defensive. If Jenny likes you in women's clothes and you enjoy it then what's wrong with that." He looked at me and then went on, "Are you saying that your wife likes you in woman's clothes?" In reply I lifted my skirt and petticoat and flashed my frilly satin panties and then dropped my skirt down and grinned at him. The bathroom door opened and Jenny came out and Paul said to her simply, "We are not alone." Paul went into the bathroom and I said to Jenny, "I understand that you are like my wife, Sally Anne, and like your husband to dress up at times." Jenny looked at me and was about to open her mouth to say something, but then burst into tears. I went to her and cuddled her and when she had recovered I said to her, "Does Paul like dressing up?" "I think so," she replied. I gave her our address and invited them around to meet us the next night to discuss the situation. "I will dress up as Sally Anne likes me to, so let Paul dress if he wants to in the way you and he like. Let all your inhibitions go and really express what you enjoy. I can assure you that Sally Anne and I have some wild times on occasions and nothing you come dressed in will shock us or surprise us". "I don't know if we could do that." "Look both of you come dressed sexily - it will be fantastic fun - you wait and see," I said and leant over and gave her a kiss. Paul came out of the bathroom and I gave them both a smile and went in and closed the door. I looked at the tart in the mirrors looking at me and lifted my skirts to give myself a flash of my sexy panties. What a sexy sight! I went to the toilet and decided to remove my athletic support as the evening was almost over. I put it in my bag, made myself respectable and went down to see Sally Anne and tell her about tomorrow. Chapter 6 - Back to Stacey's ---------------------------- The party was coming to an end and Stacey, Sally Anne and I decided it was time to leave. Stacey's flat was only a short distance away but involved walking along a section of main road. When you remember what Stacey and I were wearing this was going to be pretty daring and very exciting. I loved being in panties in public! Sally Anne and Stacey walked a little in front of me and I purposely lagged a little behind to enjoy the sexy view of Stacey with her short cassock, layered petticoat and stockings and occasional flash of frilly panties. My penis was at last free to fully enjoy the situation and as I walked the feel of it pushing against my satin panties was fantastic. As we walked along the main road there were not many cars but those that did pass slowed down to enjoy the view and we had several whistles and shouts from the passing drivers. We reached Stacey's flat and as soon as the door closed Sally Anne ripped off her cassock and kissed Stacey. Seeing Sally Anne kissing Stacey while standing in her black satin corset and panties with her boots and stockings was incredible. Sally Anne, with my blessing, had occasional lesbian sessions but although Stacey was very much a woman in nearly every way having had hormone treatment since she was 16, she was still a man below her panties. Sally Anne separated from Stacey and came to me and we kissed furiously. While we were kissing Stacey got the duvet from her bed and put it on the floor along with a load of cushions. Sally Anne then whispered in my ear, "I would love my wonderful tart to let Stacey make love to you while you give me oral sex." I had on a previous occasion let Stacey make love to me and had worried for a long time whether I was gay. I loved anal sex with Sally Anne and had allowed her to make love to me when she had worn a double ended dildo. Stacey was a women in almost every way and I had therefore agreed previously and agreed again now. Sally Anne nodded to Stacey and I knew they had already made plans. Sally Anne lay down on the floor and spread her legs in invitation and smiled up at me with a look of amazing lust and said in a hoarse whisper, "Darling I need you to satisfy me now." I turned to Stacey who was standing beside me and kissed her long and hard. I then undid her dog collar and took off her cassock. I stroked her breasts through her bra and then undid her bra. It really was so hard to believe that this wonderful looking woman was originally a man. Her breasts were beautifully shaped and she looked fantastic standing there in her very short, layered frilly petticoat with her stockings exposed straining at her suspenders. We kissed again and I felt her firm breasts against me, and also her penis below her petticoat. Stacey had no steady relationship because of her confused gender and was very much in love with both of us in different ways. Sally Anne had been watching us and had pulled her breast from the top of her coset and was caressing them with one hand while the other was stroking her clitoris. I gave her a loving smile and dropped to the floor between her legs with a cushion below my stomach. I pulled her panties to the side and devoted my tongue and fingers to her craving vagina and clitoris. As if this was not bliss enough I felt Stacey drop to the floor behind me and she gently folded my skirt and petticoat up over my bottom and then caressed my panty covered bottom. I then sensed rather than saw her take out her small penis and put on a condom. She then smeared this with more lubricant and slid my panties to the side and I felt her fingers caress my bottom. Stacey then slid in between my legs and I felt her penis touch my bottom. I was finding it hard to concentrate on pleasuring Sally Anne as I felt Stacey push gently into me. Sally Anne obviously sensed my situation and gripped my head and pulled it to her to ensure I continued to pleasure her. The times that Sally Anne had me wear an anal vibrator had accustomed me to anal sex and I felt Stacey enter me with only slight resistance. As so often happened when I was in the submissive role the feeling of Stacey making love to me while I kissed and caressed Sally Anne intimate areas was too exciting especially following the excitement of the evening and as Stacey continued to make love to me I lost control and tensed my body and came in my panties. Sensing what had happened Stacey slipped her hand under me and caressed my penis through my semen soaked panties as she continued to make love to me. My penis barely lost its erection with her attention and suddenly I felt Sally Anne's orgasm start and she drove herself at me, gripping my head and pulling me into her. As she orgasmed, she cried out and I felt Stacey thrust into me with more force and knew she was also coming. As she came she thrust deep inside me and at the same time gripped my penis through my panties and I came a second time with even more intensity of pleasure than I could ever remember. I felt Stacey pull out of me and Sally Anne pulled me up to her and we kissed furiously. "Darling this has been such an exciting wonderful evening," she said and we kissed again. Stacey had removed her condom and came over to us, still wearing just her short petticoat, her frilly panties and stockings. With her penis hidden by her petticoat she was a stunningly good looking woman. Sally Anne made room for her between us and she sat down and Sally Anne kissed her. As they kissed I caressed Stacey's breasts with one hand and stroked Sally Anne's hair with the other. Sally Anne slipped her hand below Stacey's petticoat and started gently playing with her small penis. Stacey broke away from Sally Anne to say, "I love you two so much." She then kissed Sally Anne again more furiously as Sally Anne continued to masturbate her until she came in her hand. We were all very tired and finally headed into her bedroom where we stripped off and had quick showers. Stacey lay three of her sexy nighties on the bed and I put on a short red satin one with matching panties. I had taken off the wig and makeup and at Sally Anne's request went to bed as my male persona in a nightie and panties and we cuddled together as three unusual bed fellow and went to sleep dreaming of a very sexy day. (Continued in the next part - 20P&JEN.TXT) --- End forwarded message ---

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Hi friends, I am Bikash again to tell you another story. I have been writing for ISS for quite some time and thanks to your hundreds of mails and I am getting inspired to write more and more stories. If you find this story nice do please mail me at This happened a few days back on a vacation when I went on to visit the beach capital of India, Goa with my family. We were not alone as we were going there with a big group of known and unknown people, which included Lina. She was newly married and...

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Sexciting Trips Compilation Part II

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Tales form Portsmouth

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