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No copyright infringement intended. The characters are the property of Tim Allen and ABC. This is a variation of our earlier, longer story 'Body Improvement'. Being Heidi Plot and Writing by Eric Writing and Editing by Caleb Jones Invention Week on the home improvement TV series Tool Time was just a few weeks away and the star of the show Tim Taylor was working on one of his wacky high-powered inventions created from a used C.A.T. scan machine and other miscellaneous equipment he picked at a hospital sale. Tim was optimistic. (Tim was always VERY optimistic, with only negative evidence to support such a viewpoint!) He was hoping to develop a Super-Scanner, like those sensor boxes on Star Trek which could totally analyze the human body even on an atomic level, and pinpoint any problems to be corrected. The fact that he was totally unqualified to develop such a product did not hinder Tim at all! They didn't call him Tim 'the Toolman' Taylor for nothing! (Well, Tim was the only one who actually called himself that. But he did pay to have Heidi, the show's female announcer, call him by that name each week when he was introduced on the show.) After the show, Tim rubbed his hands together and happily went into the storeroom to make further adjustments to his work of genius. Al Borland, Tim's co-star and a real expert with tools, was listening to the beautiful young Heidi, the current female announcer and on- screen helper. Heidi had been hired for her beauty but her willingness to learn had made her a solid part of the Tool Time team. Heidi was cheerfully chatting about her life with her handsome husband and delightful baby girl. Al was happy for her, if a little bit jealous. He was glad someone besides Tim had a great life! He thought of his own wasted life; still living with his mother and fast approaching middle age, and Al shuddered! "Well Al, it's time once again for us to escape from work and Tim's 'brilliance'!" Heidi laughed, looking at the slim watch on her exquisite arm. Every man thought every part of the beautiful young woman was exquisite. Al laughed even louder. Heidi smiled at Al and went to her dressing room to change for home. 'God, Heidi is so gorgeous and so sweet, as well as unbelievably sexy,' Al thought. 'Her husband Scott was such a lucky guy! What I wouldn't give to trade places with the man...' Al sighed deeply; he wasn't looking forward to going home to his complaining, suffocating mom. She was driving him nuts! What a life! He heard the click of high heels and looked up to admire the beautiful, sexy young Heidi. 'God, do I have a crush on her!' Al thought. 'No! I have to banish such thoughts!' She's happily married, darn it!' The drop dead gorgeous Heidi gave Al a big friendly smile and cheerful wave as they were both leaving. She couldn't wait to get home to her handsome husband and darling baby girl. Meanwhile, Tim was working on his experimental scanner in an unused office in the studio. 'Hmmm, there is an empty computer port on the side of the scanner. I wonder what would happen if I were to connect it to my new super- powered X-box. Nothing? Oh, I see. It's obviously not powerful enough. I need more power! But what if I were to 'borrow' the power from the studio's power source and run it through the Xbox into the scanner?" Tim wondered, muttering to himself, plugging the power cord from the Xbox into an outlet marked 'Caution, high power use only!' Just what he needed! "That should give me all the power it will ever need!" A bolt of energy flared out, barely missing the startled 'Tool-Man', passed through the wall, and then zapped through both Al and Heidi. They didn't seem to notice. Tim's heart started beating again after the very close call. No telling what that energy burst could have done to him, but it would probably be bad! Fortunately this time his clumsiness didn't wind up hurting him or anyone else. For the 1313 time, Tim resolved to be more careful. But hey, was that ever a really great burst of some sort of energy! He grunted with manly pride, and his mighty man-muscles swelled. He locked the door and went home to tell his wife all about his brilliance and to lift a few cool ones. This was his lucky day. Maybe she'd even agree to sex again this month! *** On the drive home Al had a horrible headache. It seemed to want to drive him right out of his skull. He lost control of the car and hit the side of his garage going full speed. His bearded head hit the windshield hard and the air bag inflated. Not it had a chance to inflate much, because Al was already pretty inflated himself! Blood poured out a head cut. His horrified neighbors called for an ambulance as Al's mother had hysterics. The neighbor's kids ran away from the horrible sight. (No, they weren't running from the sight of a bloody Al, but rather the sight of his hysterical mother. She was so huge, even weight watchers had told her they couldn't stand to watch her!) *** Meanwhile, when Heidi opened her door she grew dizzy and staggered into her cheerful home. Her husband Scott caught her as she fainted. He tenderly carried his beautiful young wife to the bedroom and undressed her. She seemed to be breathing normally. Her lovely blue eyes fluttered open. "Thank God you're okay, Heidi!" he said passionately and kissed her thoroughly! "I love you so much! Don't ever scare me like that again!" He smiled to see his gorgeous young wife touch her bosom sensuously. Heidi was justifiably proud of those breasts! And touching herself like this was always a sign she wanted sex! She had a dreamy look about her that he found very attractive. He kissed her again, causing her to feel a bit faint again. "Up for a little nookie, sweetie?" he asked as he joined her playing with her beautiful breasts. He heard his wife's breath catch and grow deeper and more excited. Heidi was so sensuous, he thought. What a lucky guy I am. "Sure!" she answered with abandon. 'The sex was as good as ever...' Scott thought to himself. 'Heidi had screamed with joy like it was the first time she had ever had an orgasm! Or sex, even! What a woman! Of course, I wasn't so bad myself...' he humbly thought to himself as he fell asleep. *** The doctors at the Tim Taylor Emergency Room at Memorial Hospital were on standby as usual after the show ended. (The E.R. wasn't named after Tim because of a generous donation, after all. He was their star patient, usually checking in once or twice a week!) They were of course used to Al being around the hospital, but that was usually because he was escorting Tim with an emergency injury from the set. Today was less common. Today, Al was the patient. He had been unconscious since crashing his automobile, and the medical staff was worried. If he stayed that way through the night he could lapse into a coma. They called Al's mother to come down and help Al by talking to him. Big mistake. Al took a turn for the worse after the woman squeezed into the room... The next morning the phone at Heidi's house rang and she answered it with a happy smile. She was having a wonderful morning with her husband and child. Her beautiful baby girl was gurgling and giggling in her loving arms. Her husband overheard her say, "Poor Al is in a coma and they don't think he will make it? Oh, that's horrible!" Scott took Heidi in his arms and held her. "It's a shame. Al is a nice guy." Heidi only nodded while holding tightly on to her husband and child. "There but for the grace of God go I." she said as tears leaked out of her blue eyes... Later, during their baby's nap, Heidi slid into her husband's strong, waiting arms. "Darling, I need you!" she whispered throatily, her voice filled with sexy, feminine desires. He saw that Heidi had refreshed her lipstick, but it was already a little messed up, and they hadn't even kissed yet! 'Maybe her hand was unsteady after all that great sex we had this morning. Or maybe she expected me to mess it up again! Well, I can certainly oblige...' Scott kissed those sexy, inviting lips. Heidi seemed even more passionate than ever, he noted, but he wasn't complaining. 'I guess she is upset about poor Al, and needed love and affection.' The next taping of "Tool Time" was very weird for both Tim and Heidi. Tim did his best, but it was still strange. 'Not only do I miss poor Al...' thought Tim, '...but it's so uncomfortable to think of the poor guy lying between life and death in a coma.' Tim smiled sadly while thinking about his best friend. 'I'd give anything to be able to make fun of him again. To see Al's plain, bearded face flush when he was kidded about his fat mom. Poor Al, what a life he led. Imagine living with that horrible suffocating old woman! BRRR! She seemed to suck the life right out of Al, and now to top it off, he is maybe dying in my favorite hospital.' Heidi was smiling happily at all the male admiration during the show, soaking all the attention in like it was water in a desert and she was a man dying of thirst! The lovely young woman moved with her usual grace around the set handling Tim tools. She had to do both her work and Al's, but she handled both jobs well. Tim, as usual, was a mess but the audience loved it, particularly when he cut the corner off the work table along with the board he had been sawing. After the show Tim talked to Heidi about poor Al. She cried as she told him that it didn't look good for Al. The doctors were doubtful if he would make it. She dropped her lovely head sadly, her hair obscuring her face. "I visit everyday day to see how's... he's doing." "When I go visit, they better make sure his terrible mom isn't in the room." Tim made a face as if he just bit into a lemon. "Me too!" Heidi grinned. Tim laughed. "Who wouldn't!" Both went to visit poor Al. They shook their heads sadly when the doctors told him things did not look good for him. Soon they had to leave. Heidi smiled her charming smile at Tim. "Well it's time for me to pick up my lovely daughter from day care. I love being a mom! Seeing her love for me in her little eyes makes me feel wonderful inside." She sighed happily. She looked at Al lying on the bed. "I would hate to have to ever give it up..." She looked at Tim. "...like poor Al." A confused Tim agreed. "Me too..." Ten Days Later... At the hospital, Al's body was finally stirring. The lines on the monitor showed more brain activity. Heidi heard a strange woman's voice murmuring a mixture of reproaches and endearments at her son. Then the same voice screeched sharply... "You told me that my son was coming out of his coma, doctor!" "He is!" the doctor said impatiently. "He better be or you'll be hearing from my lawyer!" The Doctor had seen quite enough of this crabby, old, very obese woman! No wonder her son didn't want to come out of his coma! Not to mention the grossly fat woman was way overdue for a one way trip to the morgue. 'If only...' he thought for a second, and then prayed for forgiveness... While they were arguing, a very confused patient opened his brown eyes and blinked in the bright light of the room. Heidi's head suddenly throbbed like the worst hangover ever. The last thing she remembered was having a really horrible headache. Hovering above her like a moon was the face of Al's mother. Heidi stared at her, very confused and somehow fearful of the huge woman. 'God, was the woman ever fat! I seem to be in a hospital room, but where's my darling Scott, and why is Mrs. Borland here visiting me? I can't sand the woman, and I hate the way she treats poor Al.' Heidi felt just awful, aches and pains all over... She felt bloated - and somehow so much heavier. A painful throb in her head made her groan. What a headache! She felt her face itch and gasped when she scratched it. She felt a full-grown beard on HER chin!!! Impossible! She raised her hand to her face... but it wasn't her arm and it wasn't her hand! It looked so awful... like a man's hand... so hairy and fat! She croaked out her distress and Al's mother came flying over, plopping herself down on the bed and sending Heidi several inches into the air in response. Heidi felt the bed groan under the weight and felt like she was going to fly up and go crashing through the ceiling. Heidi clutched the sides of the bed as it shivered. The doctor tried to drag Mrs. Borland out of the room as Heidi cheered silently. "I've warned you before. You can't sit down on sick people's beds like that - you put your son's roommate into intensive care yesterday." the Doctor called for help to remove the massive woman who refused to budge. "Now please leave! He's waking up and I have to attend to him ...IN PRIVATE!" he yelled at the horrible woman, losing his cool with the obnoxious monster. But who wouldn't... 'Son...?' Heidi thought. I may have a hairy arm suddenly, but I'm no son to anyone! Al must have gotten sick as well. I must be his roommate that the doctor mentioned. She tried to introduce herself to the doctor and straighten out all this confusion. She said 'I'm Heidi...' but all that was heard over the commotion was 'Heidi...' "Oh, you mean that nice, lovely girl from your show? She's been by every day to see how you're doing." Al's mom was talking nonsense. 'I seem to be a patient here...' Seeing the confusion on the patient's face, the doctor and four husky orderlies forced the bulky woman out of the room. Heidi tried to get out of bed but she was too weak. She felt herself to see what was feeling so wrong about her body. For a moment, she had thought she had a beard... her hands told her the truth. She did have a beard! She somehow now had a big-barreled male chest... and her tits were gone - her lovely, lovely tits! Had some flat-chested woman somehow stolen her tits and transplanted them to their body? But that was crazy... She stifled a scream - her hands had just found out that she also had a man's dick. Could Al's mother be right? Was she now, in some crazy insane way, stuck in Al Borland's body? "AM I GOING MAD?" Heidi gasped! That wasn't her voice - she even sounded like Al. She looked in the mirror across from her. Al Borland's startled, homely face stared back at her, tears forming in his eyes. She collapsed back on the bed, crying. Who wouldn't under the circumstances? In a daze, she let doctors examine her. Their comments confirmed her worst nightmare. She did have a male body! How had she become Al? Should she tell them? No. She didn't dare tell anyone. They would think she was crazy. Time seemed to drift in and out while Heidi felt trapped in a never- ending nightmare.. The door opened and Heidi gasped. What she would swear was herself, her one and only true female body, walked gracefully into the hospital room, hand and hand with her handsome husband Scott. Heidi could only stare in astonishment as her own body moved to her bed and embraced Heidi's unfamiliar male body. Tears of joy formed in her ex-body's beautiful blue eyes. "Oh my god, Al, thank God you are all right! Scott and I have been praying for your recovery! Isn't that right, dear?" the apparent Heidi asked, hugging her handsome husband affectionately. Scott smiled lovingly at his wife and returned her embrace. "Good to see you are awake, Al." Heidi lay absolutely stunned on the hospital bed. Even her husband didn't know who she was. He thought this imposter in her high heels was her! 'I'm Heidi, aren't I? Aren't I???' Once again he felt the beard on his chin, squeezed his legs together and felt the strange presence of a man's dick and balls down there. Her - or was it now his aching head swam with confusion. The beautiful visitor in the beautiful Heidi body chattered on, about how Tim was driving her crazy, and how she hoped there would be no side effects to his coma because some people didn't even remember who they were when they woke up from the coma state. The lovely, charming and sexy young woman embraced the concussed and confused figure on the bed again. It felt so weird to feel her own breasts press into a chest from the outside instead of the inside. Heidi stared as the other Heidi's lovely breasts stood out in her favorite red silk blouse and she could smell that her favorite perfume had been recently applied. "Thank God you are OK, Al. The doctors just got through telling Scott and me that you seem to be all right." The apparently female Heidi patted the patient's chubby male hand affectionately with her small one. She smiled and sat gracefully in the chair formerly occupied by Al's mother, crossing her great legs with feminine ease and charm. The male Heidi saw her husband's eyes stare at her former legs with obvious desire and admiration. Scott laughed. "For God's sake, Heidi, let the man talk! You've always been such a chatterbox! Now, I wouldn't have it any other way mind you, but poor Al is just getting his bearings..." He barely dodged a quickly thrown pillow grabbed from the nightstand by his lovely wife. Then the beautiful young woman giggled. "Sorry, Al! How are you feeling? You do look pale. Are you feeling like your old self yet?" 'Who am I?' the person on the bed wondered. 'I think, therefore, I am... Heidi, that is! But that seems impossible. Heidi is here, right beside me. She's certainly acting normal, as is Scott. I look like Al. Could I just be imagining I am Heidi because of the accident and the coma? Body swapping is, after all, impossible! A fantasy!' "I feel a little strange. Heidi, has everything been all right with you?" he asked tentatively. "Just fine! My baby girl is doing well. We really miss you on the show. By the way, don't let Tim try any of his 'remedies' on you." Heidi giggled. The man in bed laughed along with her. Then he shook his head for another test of his identity. He should feel long flowing hair move about, but nothing flowed. His hair was short and he still had a beard! He felt like he was going insane! Who was he? He looked in the mirror again. No doubt about it, he was Al Borland! The beautiful young woman smiled and re-crossed her lovely legs. The former Heidi stared at her former body. 'God, it was crazy but did he ever find her sexy and attractive! He couldn't be a woman, could he, and feel this way. He glanced at Heidi's husband Scott. The guy was handsome, that was sure, but he felt no sexual attraction to him - only towards Heidi! This is all insane! That must be it. I've gone crazy... The world swam and he grew dizzy again. He heard her lively, warm young feminine voice say. "If you don't mind Al, I'll just nip into your bathroom and fix my face. A girl's got to look her best, you know!" That was the problem! He did know! 'I - Heidi - had said that, hundreds of times at least. And I know how to put up my-her hair, and I know what to do when... her... period arrives. I remember having one every four weeks ever since I was thirteen for crying out loud! My God, I even remember giving birth to my daughter! How could I know any of these things if I have always been Al Borland!' But then a likely explanation came to him. These 'memories' might be created ones to fit an injured fantasy. I might have heard many women talking about their hair, or childbirth. Al's mother seems like the kind of woman who would constantly complain about such things to her son, and when Al... I was engaged to Claire I could have learned about tampons and bras. Besides, most of my damaged memories seem to have no emotional response.' He didn't feel like they had happened to him, but rather like they had to someone else. His body just didn't resonate with the memories of being a female. He knew what it was like to have sex with Scott but didn't feel any desire to have sex with him now. Besides, the memories had to be false. He was obviously a man. Here before him was Heidi, and body swapping was just plain impossible! If he told anyone they would think he was crazy. Maybe he was? Being Heidi had to be a fantasy! Or it must be a delusion of an accidentally injured mind. Otherwise he would have to be crazy. And he wasn't crazy. Just very confused. The doctor said he had a brain injury and was just starting to recover from a very serious concussion. He was a sick man. No wonder he was in the hospital! *** The lithe young female body sprang out of the chair with effortless feminine grace. 'God, I wish I FELT so young and limber!' thought the man on the bed., staring at her lovely figure. Maybe that is why I have these fantasies about being Heidi. She has such a wonderful life, a great, gorgeous, sexy young body. And she has a handsome, devoted husband, and a beautiful baby girl. But shouldn't it make more sense for a man to imagine being her husband Scott instead of Heidi herself?' He had to make sense out of all this confusion or he would go crazy after all! 'If I'm NOT Heidi, who am I? What facts do I have to go by? I have a plump middle aged body and a horrible old mother, that's what! No wonder I don't think I am Al Borland! Who would want to be Al Borland? I know I don't! Lord help me, I want to be Heidi! But that just can't be, can it? Life doesn't work that way. I have to face the facts. If I really were Heidi in this body, it would be too horrible to bear. And I am not the type to be suicidal. I do know that much about myself, even if that is all I do know for sure about myself. I have to be Al Borland. So I MUST be Al Borland.' While Heidi was in the bathroom fixing her beautiful face, Al Borland asked Scott a question. "Things still okay between the two of you? She's acting like herself?" He just couldn't let go of the fantasy that he really might be Heidi. Not just yet. "Heidi's not giving you the cold shoulder or anything?' Scott laughed and punched the hurt man in the bed gently on the arm. "Al, that's a good joke! You must be getting better! Is my sexy, beautiful Heidi cold? Hardly! Everything is as great as ever! In fact, if anything, she's better than ever! I love her more every day. She is a terrific wife, sexy bed-mate, and a devoted mother - like always. She is even working on improving her cooking! No complaints here. I wouldn't have her any other way!" Scott smiled smugly. "No, sir! I am the luckiest, happiest guy in the world!" Heidi came prancing out of the bathroom, her high-heeled sexy boots clicking. She looked at the watch on her slim wrist and brushed stray hairs from her eyes with an unquestionably feminine gesture. 'God, she is so beautiful and charming,' thought the man on the bed with envy! "Oh my, look at the time, Scott!" she exclaimed. "We've got to get our baby girl from day care and home where she belongs." She kissed the cheek of her injured friend on the bed good-bye and Heidi and her husband headed out the door. 'She's so sexy..." Al sighed, thinking to himself. 'Scott sure is a lucky guy. I wish I were him!' He watched Heidi leave, her great legs well displayed in a sexy mini skirt. She didn't look back. He felt so lonely and out of it! If he could fantasize even for a minute that he was Heidi, then he could change his life. He needed to change his life. He should have known being Heidi was impossible! 'People can't switch bodies! Any fool knew that!' And obviously it was the real Heidi who had visited him. The same beautiful, sexy, happy lucky young woman he had had the pleasure to know at work for years. Her husband Scott - lucky devil - sure was happy. He would have known if she was a different person! The injuries to his head must be worse than he was told. And maybe his mind was simply trying to escape from his horrible mother and miserable life? Who wouldn't! Al thought sourly. But starting now, that was going to change! Soon after they left, Claire, his former fianc?e came in. Though he barely remembered anything about her, Al was still glad to see her. Claire's kisses sure felt good, and Al felt himself getting aroused. He thankfully let go of the weird fantasy of being Heidi, or of being a young woman. He had no intention of following a path that could only lead to insanity. After several visits, including some wonderful cuddling time with Claire and several long talks and walks, Al and Claire began talking once again about getting married. *** Scott looked at his beautiful, smiling wife beside him as he drove. She was glowing somehow. I guess she was happy to see that Al was getting better. "It was sure good to see Al recovering, and it was really kind of you to call Claire and suggest they get together." She smiled her sweet and sexy smile. "I just want the poor guy to be happy." "You're always so thoughtful, Heidi darling. That's one of the reasons I love you so much." She giggled. "I thought it was this sexy, young body I have!" she said flirtatiously, as she glanced out of the corner of her beautiful eyes at her handsome husband. He laughed. "Well, that too!" They got out of the car and he kissed her soundly. Heidi responded eagerly. She felt so passionate and sensuous and sexy. As they happily walked arm and arm into the daycare center to pick up their daughter, Scott stared into her lovely blue eyes. "By the way, Heidi, why didn't you want me to tell Al about the strange fainting spell you had the night of his accident?" The beautiful young woman smiled and patted her husband's strong arm. "Oh, I think that's obvious, dear. I didn't want to disturb poor Al's recovery worrying about me. The poor old guy has enough problems! His coma, his horrible mother, his lousy life and a pretty poor excuse for a body are more than enough. Maybe a new bride will keep him smiling. Heidi shook her head and her lovely long hair swirled in graceful curls around her face, shoulders and luscious bosom. He kissed his lovely wife again. "You're so sweet and thoughtful, Heidi!" 'I suppose I am...' thought the former Al Borland, quite happily living the life of the beautiful Heidi. She smiled at the handsome man who was now her husband. The world can be a strange and wonderful place sometimes. She pressed her sensual and sexy young body against him, enjoying the firmness of his muscular body against her soft curves. A secret smile formed on her sexy red lips... 'I knew it would work!' she thought to herself. 'I knew I could get Heidi to believe she was me! After all, everyone knows switching bodies is impossible! I'll have to thank Tim for his wonderful invention! I know it had something to do with everything that happened!' She hugged her sexy young husband with her own young body. She recalled nearly two weeks ago when she woke up in Heidi's sexy female body and her new husband tried to make things better with a wonderful round of steamy hot sex! Oh she had been confused, and at first thought she was having some weird dream and had to let him make all the moves as she knew nothing about being a woman or wife yet, but she was a fast learner. She just let her female body do what it wanted And Scott was a fine teacher, more than willing to help his wife recover any way he could. And he seemed to think that having lots and lots of sex was the best medicine. She had to agree! After having great sex with a man who saw the suddenly female Al as his beautiful wife, and later being greeted by the little girl who snuggled in her lap, called her Mommy and immediately stole her heart, it had been easy enough for the confused Al to become Heidi and live her life. She had no trouble filling in at work for the injured Al, as she had been Al Borland her whole life until the accident. Being the Tool-Time Girl was a bit harder, but all she really had to do was introduce Tim, hand him tools and smile a lot. Her breasts did the rest! After the first day back at work, the former Al put the days events in order and figured out that Tim's machine had been malfunctioning. Tim even apologized to her for zapping them both with electricity that day. Tim was more than willing to forget the whole thing at Heidi's request, especially as he had felt guilty for possibly causing Al to have the accident. But if Heidi forgave him and she was right about Al always forgiving him anyway, who was he to argue with the beautiful young woman. Women always knew more about such things than clueless men anyway. Or so his wife often reminded him whenever he messed up something at home. The new Heidi soon had her boss, and her new husband and daughter totally convinced she was the same woman they had know before the accident. She felt sorry for the woman whose body she now possessed but she knew there was no way to recreate the accidental circumstances that had changed both their lives. They needed to accept their new bodies and lives so she did her best to make that happen. Once she helped the former Heidi accept being Al Borland with a few well-placed hints and suggestions, everything fell into place and the world finally stopped spinning out of control for them both. Everything was back to normal. She was Heidi, and he was Al. Now, and for the rest of their lives. Heidi didn't regret losing her former life. She had been a lonely bachelor living with a horrible mom and now she was a beautiful, beloved woman with an adoring husband and child! Heidi thought about the past two weeks. There was nothing the former Al Borland would miss about the past. Her life had changed for the better, and forever. Heidi smiled at Scott. He wrapped his arm around her slender waist and they walked happily into the daycare center with him to pick up their beautiful baby girl. Life was unquestionably wonderful now! Her beautiful little girl ran to her parents arms. As Heidi bent over to pick her up, the child kissed her. I missed you, Mommy! Heidi smiled and hugged and kissed her wonderful daughter back. Scott leaned in and gave his beautiful wife a kiss. She had never known that life could be so sweet! The past was just that... the past. It was time for Heidi to embrace her future as a wife and mother! 'After all,' she thought, 'who in their right mind would not want to live life being Heidi?' The End