The Celebrity Farm
At 47 years of age and the only thing to show for it was an old, unsuccessful farm left for him by his father Henry Williams led a sad, pathetic life. The only thing bringing him happiness is drinking lager, buying lottery tickets daily and watching TV. He got angry everytime a successful celebrity came onto the screen, as Henry was an extremely sexist individual he would angrily slam his fist into the side of the couch everytime a successful woman showed herself to him before jacking off to...