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Micro GatesPart 2

Two days later our YouTube watch count was over 10 million. We three had been busy doing research about Apollo 16. I had decided to document the entire site. I had been spending time rewiring my controller unit to give me more delicate control, and allow me to operate upside down, reversing my normal thrust. The plan was to launch straight up, turn 180 degrees, and then reverse thrust, using the remote controlled camera Ted would film the various activities, while I piloted, and Anne...

Rebirth IIChapter 5

While Mr Holtzman spoke, I absently caressed Corinne's hair and continued working on the ideas that had to be covered in the patent. I must have been at this for ten minutes before I heard my host. "Jeff, will you come here? Mr Sackman is on the phone." "Sure." I put the clipboard aside then tried to slip from under Corinne without waking her. I put her head down and she just went back to sleep. "Hello Mr Sackman. How are you doing?" "Hello to you too Mr Congdon, and I'm feeling...

Jacob and Tiffany II NIS The Density Force BeginsEpisode 7

Jacob Personal log (voice), J. J. Stone, Captain of the Flying Dutchman, 11:30 am, October 29th 2006. The Hades was the second of the Dutchman class vessels to be launched under the command of Jacob Jehosophat Stone. It was the first of it's kind to circle the earth at 45 miles altitude. It was also, as far as I knew, the only manned craft to fly comfortably at that height. Everybody aboard the Hades was in position. Since this was a simple flight, they were mainly here for window...

Jacob and Tiffany II NIS The Density Force BeginsEpisode 20

Libra 2:15 pm The conference room was as bland as possible. There was nothing that would give any immediate clue either as to the owner, or the owner's tastes. It was in a building designed to be so ordinary that nobody would notice it, even if they were staring right at it. I arrived and looked at the other eleven seated at the table. As was traditional, none of us spoke. We all exchanged computerized greetings. Sagittarius looked around and then bent over the keyboard in front him. As...

Jacob and Tiffany II NIS The Density Force BeginsEpisode 21

Tiffany Personal log (voice), Tiffany French, Captain of the Flying Dutchman, 12:10am, November 1st, 2006 I grabbed my coke and slice of pizza and sat down on the sofa. "Did you see the way those tough guys ran when they saw that headless horseman image?" Lucy asked. "Did I?" Debbie laughed. "I saw them running past the gate. It was soooooo cool." "I bet." Mr. Mason added. "Ok everybody, you can enjoy the laughs later. Time to see how well we did. Karen, have you finished...

Passionate Fugitive FamilyChapter 5

A week later, Liz was lazing happily in bed, languidly reliving the night before. One of the surprising things that had happened, once the embrace of sexual freedom had captured them all in intense pleasure seeking, was that they all turned from resenting their isolation to luxuriating in it. Another surprising effect was that the petty arguments that had occasionally aggravated their lives completely disappeared. It was hard to get angry at anyone with whom you had shared orgiastic release...

ValerieChapter 19

Work for three days was busy as ever and although not boring, quite frustrating, although Jan did help keep my libido under control to an extent. Still Monday morning arrived and as we were both off we tackled cleaning the house ready for Vonnie and Henry's arrival. Despite having let everyone I knew in on the fact that Jan was around and so I wasn't easily available, I still had a good few texts with some quite imaginative 'suggestions' for me with the ladies involved. Finally we had...

A New PastChapter 14 Under the Spotlight

“Explain to me again why this is a good idea,” I said as Jeryl patted my hand and Jim shook his head. Our guest actually had the grace to laugh. “It’s news,” Jim said. “We’re proud of you, and want others to know what you’ve accomplished,” Jeryl said. I looked at the reporter who had laughed and waited for his response. He smiled a genuine smile and thought for a minute. “You’re a role model that America and the world needs. Your story is an example that could help thousands or millions of...

A New PastChapter 39 Spectacular Launches

“I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me, God,” Kelly said. We all clapped as she smiled at us. While there was no photography allowed in the...

The Knight and the Acolyte Book 8 Labyrinth of LoveChapter 4 Taming the Rakshasa

Note: Thanks to b0b for beta reading this! Thrak – The Free City of Hargone I clenched my fist as I marched across the deck of the Golden Hunger. The pirate crew scurried around us, preparing the ship to cast off from the river docks of Hargone. We would put out into the Elba River and sail north through the river’s mouth and into the Nimborgoth. A northeast course would takes us to the island of Yalut and the city of Grahata. There, in the city’s labyrinth, we would slay Gewin’s...

A Close Call Book 1 A New BeginningChapter 7

Doug was seen as the savior of the village. He tried to soft pedal his contribution by talking up the fighting actually done by the women until Little Bear and his men showed up. Nevertheless, everybody was well aware that it was Doug's actions that had saved them. After all, he was the inventor of the crossbow and the tactics that enabled them to win with no casualties on their side. Doug was the hero of the hour, and there was no way he could talk his way out of it. His wives, of course,...

Uncle Lee s WayChapter 1

I was traveling from my home in Alabama to Arkansas to visit with my Uncle Lee (Robert Lee King). With a name like that that you didn't have to wonder where my family was from. I am Jeb Stewart King, my friends call me Stew, and my mother called me Stewart. I had graduated from Mississippi State University with a degree in forestry and wildlife management the previous year and had gotten a job with Alabama in the State Lands Division. State Lands manages the lands owned by state prisons and...

Winds of ChangeChapter 15

The dock was in sight and Bea was already screaming for help. Sailors from some of the other ships, vendors from some of the open shops and general laborers all ran to find out what happened. When the bodies were seen, pandemonium broke out. Some were trying to wrap the bodies in blankets, while others were demanding a gathering of the militia to wipe out the bloody savages once and for all. The only thing they weren’t doing, was listening to Bea. That changed when Zeke came and tossed the...

My Second Chance Book 2 Grade 10Chapter 2

Monday is supposed to be a half-day of school, but it doesn’t last that long. We go in for our report cards, finished cleaning out our lockers and sign yearbooks. I am surprised by how many people ask me to sign their books. I don’t know half of them. Since it is the last day of school we, close the shop down for two days. Everybody deserves a break, and we have a lot of new people starting, so I figure having everybody begin on Wednesday, after my staff has had a break, will be best. Dick,...

Living Next Door to Heaven 2Cast

Casa del Fuego Brian Frost: 20, senior at IU in the fall studying Chemistry, even though it is only his third year; 5′6″, brown hair, blue eyes; patrón of the clan and full member of both Casa del Fuego and Casa del Agua; Chef Brian of Young Cooking, Executive Producer of Redress, and co-CEO of Hearthstone Entertainment; birthday: 10/5. Rose Davis: 20, junior at IU studying Management and English Literature; 5′1″, golden blonde hair, deep blue eyes; Brian's cónyuge and matrón of the clan;...

The JaysChapter 15

It was one evening in May when the Jays were going to bed that Jenny said, "Do you know, we haven't had any dramas since the fortnight we took over?" "Is that a bad thing?" Jenny giggled. "Probably not but they do add a bit of spice to life." "Sorry I'm so dull." "Darling!" she said exasperatedly. "You're never dull. It's just that the conversation in the bar is the same old stuff. We need something to get people interested in, something new which will bring them in because...

My Second Chance Book 2 Grade 10Chapter 5

The driver and one bodyguard jump into the SUV while we leave the bikes and two guards behind. Jason is wearing an earbud, so Sato doesn’t hear when Jason is told to delay Him. Two blocks south, we stop at a gas station. There is little traffic outside where the phone is so it isn’t difficult to hear. I give the operator my credit card number and phone Kawasaki’s head office in Tokyo, Japan. The problem is Kawasaki has dual headquarters, and I don’t know it Sato is from Kobe or Tokyo. I...

Living Next Door to Heaven 2Cast

Casa del Fuego Brian Frost: 20, senior at IU in the fall studying Chemistry, even though it is only his third year; 5′6″, brown hair, blue eyes; patrón of the clan and full member of both Casa del Fuego and Casa del Agua; Chef Brian of Young Cooking, Executive Producer of Redress, and co-CEO of Hearthstone Entertainment; birthday: 10/5. Rose Davis: 20, junior at IU studying Management and English Literature; 5′1″, golden blonde hair, deep blue eyes; Brian's cónyuge and matrón of the clan;...

Living Next Door to Heaven 2Cast

SPOILER ALERT: This list includes ages at the beginning of this part if they are significant or at the time the character is introduced. It also includes new cast members who join the story line over the seven years this part covers. This will include the formation of additional casa as well as births and adoptions. For the first time, the cast list includes years in the dates of birth and death dates. In general, you might want to just use it for reference rather than reading straight...

Art CriticChapter 10 Color

My eyes. I don’t know if I was getting used to seeing my black and black world or if I’d simply lost hope of truly regaining ‘normal’ vision. As spring approached, I saw more and more color. Living things have color. I saw a brilliant red cardinal pecking at a green leaf. They were redder and greener than I remembered. I saw daffodils and tulips getting ready to bloom. And people. Nearly everyone I met was clearly visible, though some were a little more muted than others. Life was color...

The WolvesChapter 72

Menseio Station, orbiting Veria Menseio Station 14:56 Ship Time September 13, 2019 It had been the longest meeting yet, running for the better part of seven hours in its totality. There were also a lot of people present as well, far more than I thought there would be. Some only stayed for a short time as they gave a briefing or update, but a lot of people were there for the duration. By far the longest of the updates were the goings on in what was officially being called Draconic...

No Contest Book 1 Learning the Rules the Early 80sChapter 18

By the time Joe flew out of New York, he still didn’t understand his relationship with Moe. She had broken up with him twice, and yet they bounced back together as if strung by rubber bands, their impacts that much stronger, at least in the bedroom. The ecstatic afternoon in her borrowed apartment after the first break. The night of pleasure he brought her after the second. A night he thought he’d shared a literal and figurative climax for them as lovers, following relentless fucking, in...

The Gutenberg RubricChapter 13

On the 100th birthday of the Gutenberg Museum, 600 years after the birth of the inventor, the museum opened a new, expanded space and exchanged the old stone façade for one of glass. A sculpture fountain in front of the building was a welcoming sight to Keith and Maddie as they approached. They had met the police contact in the hotel and he preceded them to the museum so they arrived alone. Uniformed police patrolled the central square with muzzled dogs, circling the block and the open square...

HouseChapter 6 Ultimatum

I stepped out on the hotel veranda. My cup was sitting on the small white ice cream shop table. The cup was full and steaming. I 'accidentally' bumped the table and the cup tipped, spun and crashed to the floor, shattering in a million pieces. One of the "J's" came out with a fresh cup and the pot. I reached in my suit jacket pocket and removed a six and a half ounce bottle of Coke, pried the top off and took a sip. "J" looked disappointed. A summerfolk stuck a cup in her face and...

Second Thoughts and Last ChancesChapter 20

We checked out early the next morning, rented a car, loaded our bags and left San Diego. I drove thru the city, caught I-5 and headed north towards LA. Lilly was very quiet for the first twenty miles or so, but as the sun came up and the scenery became a bit more interesting, her bubbly nature began to re-exert itself. "I called home last night after you fell asleep." she informed me. "You have trouble sleeping?" "No, but you were having a dream. You were shifting around a lot and you...

ConvergenceChapter 6 Revelations

Caleb left the training hall with the four-man fire team behind him. He entered a conference room that had been selected for its interior building location, and its sound proofing. When the doors were closed, the silence was nearly absolute. Three rooms had been prepared for this process. Everyone selected a seat, and Caleb asked, "So, were you impressed with the armor?" Master Chief Sal Marconi answered with, "That is probably the most amazing thing I've ever seen. The fact that it's...

And the Stalking Was Hung by the Chimney With CareChapter 2

I hate it when it snows here in Austin. Texican's never know how to properly drive in the snow and all of the hills around here make things just that much worse. Too many fools think they can still drive sixty plus in a thirty zone and then get surprised when they brake at the last second as usual and end up plowing into someone or something else less moveable. That's the nice thing about Flyvers ... a good flying car avoids most, but not all of those idiots. Too bad they're still too...

MagicianChapter 66

1997 saw much of my training reach a peak, in that the gains I had achieved went into a period of consolidation. Morgana assured me that the plateau that I had achieved was common to those Mages studying higher magic and indeed she thought it a necessary phase where a Mage in training could explore many of the minor bands in the quantum layers without being distracted by the next big thing. I was still forbidden to play about with tachyons, save under direct supervision, although I was aware...

Rebel in the SouthChapter 16 Mona

A captain we met down there had two lovely daughters, and on several occasions he brought them into camp to entertain the visiting officers from the north. One was sweet and cooperative, charming and polite, but the other, the younger one, was a tease. That's what we called girls like that back home, cock teasers. She led men on, flirted and flounced, played with them, fanned them, flattered them, made them think it was available, showed it to them and then took it away, rejected them and...

HouseChapter 17 Sylvia Gloria Jezebel

Sylvia had a mild concussion, a broken left arm and an evil gleam in her eye. Sylvia already had a 'reputation' because she had watched a circle jerk. Things would have been fine if she'd kept her mouth shut but she told her best friend who immediately told all her friends that Sylvia had no morals because she watched. Sylvia was a pervert. I didn't know what that meant. The boys were harassed for the rest of their lives because they touched an erection that wasn't their own. Doing...

Rebirth IIChapter 31

The trip home was not as exciting as the one going south. We had slept on the flight with the help of hypnosis. The band members were not involved in this. Angela's parents and Paige's came over and the group let them in on the details. The highlight was to meet some of the professional singers. Everyone here had a chance to shake hands with Elvis among others. I received some good and bad news too. The city fathers were having a special meeting on Tuesday to discuss the sale of the land....

Rebirth IIChapter 36

Jack was remanded for ten days in jail. We went down to see him but I did not go in just yet. Paige came out crying because her father was not better yet. I began to suspect something rotten and then consider what I could do to monitor the man. Nora confirmed my suspicions when she said, "Jack isn't getting better. In fact he still looks like he's on a drunk." I took my suspicions to Mr Tatum the Crown Attorney. After we shook hands, he said, "What can I do for you Mr Congdon? How is...

Chocolate and GoldChapter 8

I've lost track of time over the last four months. So much has happened so quickly that none of us had time to stop and smell the coffee, or the roses, or anything else. I'll try to put it in chronological order if I can. First, the results of the trials were much better than anticipated. The fully formulated resin was much more efficient, so we were able to get more power than the initial prototypes. In addition, the thin panel product was fully functional as a power source, while not...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 342

This one is compliments of Dorsetmike The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. It may take awhile but it will come to you!!! This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY "Stay!" I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and...

Gifted Book 2 ChemistryChapter 9 Tah

Prue and Tina soon settled in on the ship. This trip would take six weeks, and Prue was glad she could afford the bigger accommodation. It was designed as a family unit. She had a decent sized bed in her cabin, and one of the two smaller cabins had enough room for Tina and Nianna. They had a railing surrounding half of the lower bed. So Nianna could sleep safe and the other half of the bed made for a change table. A tiny sitting room divided the main bedroom and bathroom from the two...

The Rogue s Harem Book 3 Rogue s Passionate HaremChapter 10 Function and Form

Note: Thanks to WRC 264 for beta reading this! Kora Falk – Az, Princedom of Kivoneth, The Strifelands of Zeutch Theophil ran his finger across the facet of the ruby, his blue eyes growing studious. “Biomancer Vebrin...” The way he said the name made my skin crawl. I swallowed, hating that I was so close to him right now. As he moved the gem in his hand, the chain rubbed at the back of my neck, chafing me. Shuddering, I glanced at my brother standing nearby, his arms folded across his...

Three Square MealsChapter 101 Lost little kittens

Professor Friedrich strolled into the cafeteria and nodded to another scientist in a white lab-coat, who was a shorter, considerably wider gentleman. “How are you this fine morning, Doctor De Vries?” “I wish I was still in bed,” the squat researcher grumbled, as he cast a dubious eye over the food on offer for breakfast. “Haskins ordered us up at the butt-crack of dawn to work on Virus Z460. Apparently, we’re running behind, but I keep telling him: you can’t rush art!” “You have my...

Mind the TimeChapter 18

"Promise me you won't tell Mom." Vee even sounded worried. "Tell your mother what?" asked the Access Commissioner. "That the FED A pilots name is David James Austin," said Vee. "Why not?" "Because the princesses have a history of marrying them." "Them?" "Austins." "There's more to this." "Yes ... when I started growing these," Vee looked down at her food catchers, "They itched something awful ... all the Princesses and our half sisters have always enlisted help....

UnendingChapter 13

I left for London on Tuesday. I booked a first class, round trip flight with an open-ended return on Lufthansa for a reasonable $8,500. Well, reasonable when compared to British Airways $19,000! Just because I had some money doesn’t mean I need to throw it away. Security Inc was not licensed in the UK so I was leaving the team behind. Mark Nelson, the CEO, had business contacts with firms there, and assured me that one such firm, owned and run by a former Special Air Service buddy of his,...

Brady Bunch Story Challenge Past Ass Brady Phases That s CrazyChapter 7

Last to step up and bend over bottoms up and be put in the under the arms bungee harness was Pat. None of the girls including Katy had any idea what the inventor/avenger in the mask had in mind for their bottoms. However, they certainly suspected it was not going to be good. The Gibson Girl with shoulder length chestnut brown hair blew in the wind. The punisher enjoyed the view up her red checked dress in her red checked flowing skirt. Her punisher watched as her tight denim colored panties...

Taking OliviaChapter 1

With mounting trepidation, I watched the gates to Ambrose College and waited for the vehicle to emerge. My fingers drummed nervously on the top of the steering wheel of the hire car then began picking at the stitching of the faux leather with my bitten-down nails. Despite months of careful preparation, it was still not too late to back out but I firmed my resolve and prepared to proceed. Soon, the events of so many years ago would finally be avenged and I'd have enough money to live...

Reginald s FamilyChapter 2

Reg’s phone – or rather Frances’ to be exact – still sitting on the table where he left it, started ringing. Erika picked it up and answered, “Mrs. Robertson’s phone. Can I help you?” She listened to the person calling, then said, “Mr Robertson is not available to speak to at present. I can put you through to Frances Robertson, who may be able to answer your query. Please hold on.” She covered the microphone and carried it through to the kitchen, where she knew Frances was sitting at the...

Doing it all OverChapter 9

We stayed by the water for a few more minutes, holding onto each other tightly, feeling the warmth that comes from more than just body heat radiating back and forth. We kissed a few more times, cautious, soft kisses. Nina was inexperienced at this sort of thing and I did not want to push her too fast and cheapen the magic of the night. Mostly we just held each other, her resting her head on my shoulder, me smelling the faint scent of her shampoo. I felt I could have done that forever. Though...

Arlene and JeffChapter 435

Deep Space – The Alien Ship The First Officer stood next to the Chief Engineer while he intently observed two of his sub-engineers as they finished inspecting a generator. When the inspection housing was closed and locked down again, the Chief finally turned to the other. “And what can I do for our fine Captain?” he said with what passed for a grin on his face. “I told you that comments like that are not funny,” the First Officer groused. “Oh, we are touchy today, I see,” but the grin...

Arlene and JeffChapter 444

The Boring Company’s On-site Office ... Grinning at Hall, Jeff asked, “Need any help with your things? Lunch should be ready shortly.” As the three stepped out onto the small porch of the trailer/office, Jeff turned to the bemused supervisor who had walked to the door with them. “Mr. Higgins, you should probably inform the helicopter pilot that Mr. Hall will no longer need a ride. He’ll be staying with us until we get him set up with his new job working in one of Frank Wainwright’s...

Reginald s FamilyChapter 11

“Probably not, Carol? It IS Carol, isn’t it?” With identical twins, the question is vital, but sometimes accurate. “Spot-on, cuz. So what delayed you today?” “Research at the library, before we left the university. We have a bunch of printouts to go over, related to your problem today.” “Good, but you need to get prepared for dinner. It will be ready for the table in about ten minutes. Holly had this idea for chicken casserole with dumplings, and the dumplings were ready fifteen minutes...

Reginald s FamilyChapter 12

“Yes, sir,” exclaimed Reg, while Dawson mumbled quietly, “Yes.” When Reg got back to the lunch table, he only had time to quickly gobble up the food Frances had kept aside for him. This avoided him answering questions until they were heading off to their afternoon lectures or study rooms. “Reg? What did the university want with you?” demanded Prudence. “Just answers to several questions; nothing that need concern you, girls.” This left raised eyebrows, as the girls looked at each other in...

Georgie GirlChapter 10 Sanity Prevails

It took a couple of days before normalcy returned to the home. Sarah was badly shaken up by the events and it took all of Thomas's people skills to help her get over the trauma. Georgette was more resilient. After all, she'd been through this before. Nan acted as if nothing had happened. It was as if she'd swatted a pesky fly. She had shot Bradley in the lower abdomen and crotch. He was fortunate that he was wearing fairly heavy pants and they absorbed some of the bird shot pellets. But...

Nirvana on FireChapter 2

"Metro Vice, Jamieson," the red-headed policeman said answering the phone and leaning back in his chair, crossing his feet atop his desk. "Tommy? Bill Mayfield. Do you have a few minutes?" "Sure, Doc, what can I do for you?" "I need some information about the drug Nirvana." Tommy Jamieson sat bolt upright, his feet slapping onto the floor. "Meet me at O'Malley's at 5, okay Doc?" "See you there, Tommy." Doc Mayfield slipped his thin frame out of his car and sauntered over...

owyn Book 1 The CageChapter 31 Emptiness

[Caution: this chapter contains violent and semi/nonconsensual sex.] Her ritual grew familiar, even comforting, in its tedious simplicity. Wake, assess damage, bathe and soothe a portion of the pain away. Eat and drink if possible. Wander back and forth between the two rooms to which she was allowed access, purposeless save to await her next ordeal. In an occasional fit of loneliness — curiosity was an emotion she was barely capable of feeling anymore — she tried the other doors, but they...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 252

A young lad from Sydney, Nova Scotia goes off to University, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. ‘Dad,’ he says, ‘you won’t believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Antigonish that could teach our dog “Jiggy” how to talk.’ ‘That’s amazing!’ his Dad says ‘How do I get Jiggy in that program?’ ‘Just send him in here with $1200,’ the young lad says, ‘I’ll get him in the course.’ So his father sends...

Randy RelationsChapter 2

My name’s Fenella. I’ve got a younger brother, Andy, and a new lover ... Randy. Yeah, it can get confusing. They’re really similar - Andy is one of those genius inventor types ... he’d been working on some new project with Randy, and Randy really seems to be obsessed by it. Whenever he’s around, he doesn’t put it down ... I don’t know why Andy doesn’t mind - I’ve never actually seen both of them in the same place at the same time. Weird, I know, but I don’t think about it too much ......

Jokes and GigglesChapter 497

The Following Are Compliments of John A Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them and he was so delighted with his purchase decided to wear them home to show the misses. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret at age 83, looked him over and replied, "Nope." Frustrated as all get out, Bert...

RetreadsCast of Characters

Matthias Sussmann: Chosen by the Gods to lead mission to prevent Ragnorok William Sussmann: Father of Matt Suzanne Sussmann: Mother of Matt Al Sussmann: Brother of Matt Beth Sussmann: First adopted sister of Matt and future mate. Computer design and CEO Tina Finch(Sussmann): Second adopted sister of Matt and future mate. Inventor. Head of independent lab Perfects Hydrogen power, alternate fuel, and Cold Fusion Paula O'Shea: - Oncologist - Mate of Bryan Sharon Granger(Sussmann:...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 289

Say thanks to Pepere for this one!! In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter. When they arrive, Peter informs them that those who lived a life of the cloth must answer some basic questions about theology before they are permitted to enter Heaven. Each of the nuns has studied their bible well, so they don’t feel worried by this. The first nun steps forward and tells the saint that she’s ready. “Who was the...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 323

Interesting contribution by lennutz ‎ A man walked into a tavern with his pet monkey. The bartender said “So long as he is on a leash and behaves you can stay.” The man assured the bartender that the monkey was very well behaved. Things went well for the first hour or so with the monkey eating the occasional peanut or sip of the man’s beer. All of a sudden the monkey bolted to the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The man was so sorry that the monkey did that. He paid for the cue ball...

Naked in the Trailer ParkChapter 2

It took another five minutes for the girls to stare down one another but eventually Tammy was the first one to remove her top and reveal her breasts. She was well-tanned with slight freckles and her tits while obviously fake had a large space between them that exposed her chest bone. They bobbed straight out in front of her as the large nipples bounced slightly up and down. “Hah, you took your top off but drop your shorts?” Harley was clearly a little nervous that her mother was serious...

We Few We Happy Few We Band of Brothers and SistersChapter 16 Bob s Story and more deepening of relationships

Month -4: Dolores had met Bob in the most mundane of ways: at the supermarket. Even as a non-rejuvenated grandmother, she could still get male attention, and they often sat down for coffee in the market's cafe. After she was rejuvenated, though, she did call him and said that much had changed. In their talks, she had learned about his earlier life on Wall Street, his loss of his wife, and his finding life in working with children. She met with him casually, and applied the neuralizer to...

Delta OriginalChapter 4 Growing Pains

Iain, Cais and the faerie families were the Martyns first customers at the new Bank and Contracts (B&C) Office when it opened on Monday morning. This trip back, Iain had also bought his family, his wife Irene and their boys, Iran and Ivan and his daughter Indi. Iain happily set up bank accounts for himself and his wife and one each for the boys. He had decided to relocate here and to set up the deals with the Martyns even if it cost a small amount of his profits. Iain made the contract...

Spirit QuestChapter 9

After tearfully hugging each of my wives and concubines, I hurriedly introduced them to the newest group, and then ran back aboard the Audoflede to go help the Marise. I noticed King Tassimut staring at the sunken fleet after hearing that the citizens of the city did most of the fighting. My troops had remained aboard, figuring that we would head out again once they heard what happened. Once we reloaded food, ammunition for the mortars, and another five hundred archers, we left the Saxon...

A New LifeChapter 5

For some unfathomable reason, apart from the fact that it was Charley’s day off, it was my turn to get supper. I am convinced that nine times out of ten when she is off it is my turn. I was attempting to relieve some shallots of their skins which was taking me rather a long time. “I’ll bet Raymond Blanc has a clever way of doing this, he just calls over a skivvy and says ‘‘ere peel ziss you miserable underling’.” “You heard that on the box this morning, and it wasn’t Raymond Blanc, it was...

Children of the LightChapter 15 Wings and Ribbons

~ Serenity I knew what to expect on my tenth birthday. One present, a brightly wrapped cube. I even knew what to do with it. Now. I'd only been teasing on Andy's tenth when I told him I already knew the answer to the test. But having knowledge and knowing how to use it are two different things, Daddy always says. The birthday party was fun, even with the distraction of the cube. Maia and Jeni sang me a special birthday song that they wrote me. We played our usual game of football on...

Lady s Last DanceChapter 16

Akron, Ohio Martha picked up the cattle prod and shoved it at Rhonda's face, but a well-placed kick from Shawn sent it flying across the room. In the control room Paul Brown was screaming, "GO! GO! Let's get those people out of there. NOW! Jim, you are in charge. Stay here and coordinate. Jamie, TC, let's go!" The remaining members of the inner circle started to surround the three women. Since Paul Smith was tied up, they ignored him and started to close in on the women. Shawn and...

Conspiracy of DreamsChapter 13 Meeting the Enemy

Amanda watched the drone plane on her right as the drone flew not more than ten meters from the stubby air car's starboard thruster fans. An identical drone plane was on the left. Farther behind the sky car and almost invisible were two human-crewed aircraft and several more drones. "Amanda, release your safety harness and get in the back seat," Hank directed. "I need you to put on a slave collar, a dress and a pair of sandals because Eglin is a federal reservation. You know the...

Arcanum of Steamworks and Magick ObscuraIn Which Our Hero Seduces a Married Woman Confronts Mr Gilbert Bates Inventor of the Steam Engine

IFS ZEPHYR MIRACLE! SURVIVORS TELLS ALL! Half-Orc Walks Away from Fiery Death! Greetings, fellow Tarantians! It is I, Victor Wright, your faithful and vigilant editor, bringing you an exclusive story that only a paper of this breadth and quality could possibly do! Just yesterday, our humble offices were visited by none other than the sole survivor of the IFS Zephyr blimp tragedy (please see photograph, pg 2), and he deigned to share his account of the final minutes of that fateful voyage...

Arcanum of Steamworks and Magick ObscuraIn Which Our Hero comes Face to Face with Arronax

April 30th, 1885 Ashbury, the United Kingdom The sea salt and fresh wind off the coast mixed with the scent of fish, of tar, of sailcloth, of unwashed sailors, and of sewage to create a pungent mixture in my nose – but it was all worth it to see the wide eyed expression on Cynthia Boggs’ face as she walked off the gangplank of the Gypsy Queen and onto the mainland of Arcanum for the first time. I watched her, turning to look at Captain Teach, who was fingering the stem of his long pipe,...

Arcanum of Steamworks and Magick ObscuraIn Which Our Hero Arrives in Caladon

December 13th, 1885 While I had wished to set out upon the Gypsy’s Promise under Captain Teach, the simple fact was that Mr. Bates’ chosen man for all things nautical was simply not in the docks at Tarant, but was rather shipping freight to a mysterious, undisclosed location. Entirely above board, I was sure. Surely, Captain Teach would never mislead customs officials to transport goods for Mr. Bates in an extralegal fashion. The very idea was preposterous. And so instead, we paid for...

Arlene and JeffChapter 566

Jeff was sitting with Tosha on one side of him and Kei on the other while everyone ate. Kei leaned forward to see Tosha better past Jeff. “So, how are you enjoying your date while digging ditches?” With a suppressed giggle, Tosha answered, “I know that you’re teasing, but the truth is I’m enjoying it immensely. I have never helped install wiring, let alone in a cave, and certainly never while on a date, not to mention that the cave we are installing it in is on another planet. But... I find...

BethChapter 35

July 31, 2017 Dear Ms. Diary, I woke to a hand jostling me; I roused from the depths of sleep. I cracked my eyes open and blearily looked at ... Mom. Sandy. “If Heather’s going to ride to school with Charlie, she’s got to get a move on,” she whispered. That snapped my brain into gear. Today is Heather’s first day at university! I sat up a bit to find her. Oh. That’s right. There are five of us in the bed this morning. Fortunately, Heather was the girl snuggled into my left side. I shook...

Amy s Family Part 2 Amy s Mom

It was strange for both of us in the days following Amy's revelation to me, her boyfriend and lover, that the man who had taken her virginity, her first lover, had been her grandfather. William 'Jackrabbit' Johansson, now 67 years old, all 6'7" and 270 pounds of him, an engineer, ex university professor, inventor, entrepreneur and now mountain recluse, had been and still was the man she gave her body to willingly. Before telling me about him, Amy and I had planned to go to Hawaii for...

Kathy LawsonChapter 2

In her own room now Lupita masturbated to the vision of Esther the youngest of her three children discovering the wonder of her first orgasm. "Huuugh huuugh huuugh "she grunted as she put herself in Esther's place "aaaagggghh aaaaaaggghhh " she groaned as she fist fucked herself. Yes her capacious cunt could hold her own hand and she looked like she was searching for coins in the bottom of a purse as she fucked herself. "Fuck me Nancy fuck me fuck me" she whispered "ooooohh ooooohh...

TimeChapter 9

My selection went into a cart, and then I went shopping for a stethoscope. The pharmacist came out from behind his counter and asked, "Could I help you, young man?" "Thank you. I am looking a double diaphragm stethoscope for respiratory auscultation. Some units have three additional bells for cardiac auscultation on infants, children and adults. Do you happen to have any unit like that? Your display case makes it difficult for those of us who are vertically impaired or challenged." The...

The Trailer Park The Road TripChapter 8

I woke a couple hours later. The only sound in the tent was Darlene's soft breathing as she cuddled close, but still I felt a presence. "You look beautiful tonight, Zo," I softly greeted her, her image waltzing through my mind. I wondered what she thought of all this. The road trip. A different girl every night. "I miss you." I've never been certain of the afterlife, but I hoped their was a heaven for Zoe's sake. "G'night." I lay my head back on the pillow and closed my eyes. I...

TimeChapter 11

After class I dawdled and waited for everyone to leave. Natalie caressed me with her hand and said that she really loved her gift. "I am glad you like it. But you have to know that you are bringing attention to yourself. The boys in the room are eating you up with their eyes, and I have not been able to get much other work done, either. You are a very distracting influence." "I think I can be much more than simply distracting." "I know you can." During lunch the reporter from the...

The BookChapter 6 Chapter and Worse

The airport was crowded. He'd chosen to fly at rush hour, with all the business travelers. This trip was the first he'd made in some time. His investments were beginning to pay off well. The money wasn't exactly piling up, but he was doing well enough. This trip would take him to New York. He planned to find some one to handle his investments closer to the markets. No big deal, and he'd be back tomorrow. He walked through the security scanner on the way to the gate and almost froze in...

Cowboy WayChapter 4

I was flabbergasted to realize Coretta was on my mind a lot. I didn't understand it but after thinking about it decided to call her. I don't know what happened during my tribulations with Mia, but for some reason my little sister popped into my mind and wouldn't leave. In fact, I began to realize I was thinking about her or rather missing her kind of like I missed Debra. The only thing I could think of was; "What the hell?" I was preparing my thesis for my masters and it got so bad; I...

Beth 4Chapter 11

It turned out I'd prepaid Beth for services she didn't have to render. Monday morning after she left for school I printed out my drawing of the swivel head and drove to the scrap yard, picked up what I hoped was the aluminum I needed and drove to the shop. "Hey, Tommy, how's it going?" "Pretty good, Bud. I've got the week off and thought I'd see how much I remembered about machine tools." I walked through the shop to the office, waved hello to Beth's parents and waited until one...

A Golfer s Dream Book I The Dream BeginsChapter 8 Hole In One

The buzzing alarm screamed in Dave's head. He turned it off, stretched, and looked at his empty bed. He had a good sleep but knew he missed holding someone while he slept. He thought about the previous afternoon with Ann and looked at his unbendable hard dick. Was that his normal morning wood or were his thoughts of Ann getting him going again? After going to the washroom he grabbed some breakfast to take outside and eat. His morning ritual of watching and listening to the earth wake up had...

Privy of the GodsChapter 10

Most of us suffered through the winter, but a number of teenagers, mostly boys, of course, decided to make some additional crossbows. The gang had found a machine shop that they could get into operation because it had an axillary power system that turned out to be a steam engine. Anyway, with all of the energy of a bunch of teens turned on by something that interested them, they managed to put the machine shop back in operation. At first, they didn’t try to do anything special, but simply...

Classy ConversionsChapter 6

Carol realized she was not in her own bed when she woke up hugging James. And after a moment she remembered where she was. The collar was a reality check. Liz must have left after I fell asleep, Carol thought. Last night was pretty wild, Carol thought. She and Liz had attacked Jim and each other repeatedly. It was as if the stress and shock of the roller coaster just made them both hungry to make up for lost time. Carol nudged Jim and then started to kiss his neck. “Mm mm,” Jim replied....

Life With AlphaChapter 3 Kasumi Tendo

Dramatis Personae: Frank _____ - Lead character, inventor of Alpha Alpha - First A.I. in existence Kasumi Tendo - artificial woman based on character from Ranma 1/2 Kasumi Tendo is a character from the manga and anime series, Ranma 1/2. She is the eldest of the three Tendo sisters and is basically the mother-figure of the series. Amid the chaos of the series, she is the calm center to the family. If Ranma was a Disney movie, she would be the one calling woodland creatures to do the...

Life With AlphaChapter 4 Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane

Dramatis Personae: Frank ___ - Lead character, inventor of Alpha Alpha - First A.I. in existence Kasumi Tendo - artificial woman based on character from Ranma 1/2 Daria Morgendorffer aka Daria Morgan - artificial woman based on character from Daria Jane Lane aka Jane Lannister - artificial woman based on character from Daria Daria was an MTV cartoon series that ran for 5 seasons, plus 2 TV movies. It was a spin-off of Beavis and Butthead, a series that I loathed. The main character, Daria...

Life With AlphaChapter 5 Power Girl

Dramatis Personae: Frank –––– - Lead character, inventor of Alpha Alpha - First A.I. in existence Kasumi Tendo - artificial woman based on character from Ranma 1/2 Daria Morgendorffer aka Daria Morgan - artificial woman based on character from Daria Jane Lane aka Jane Lannister - artificial woman based on character from Daria Kara Zor-L aka Power Girl aka Karen Starr - artificial woman based on character from DC Comics Alpha took a long time to work out the specifics of some basic...

Life With AlphaChapter 6 Rei Ayanami

Dramatis Personae: Frank ___ - Lead character, inventor of Alpha Alpha - First A.I. in existence Kasumi Tendo - artificial woman based on character from Ranma 1/2 Daria Morgendorffer aka Daria Morgan - artificial woman based on character from Daria Jane Lane aka Jane Lannister - artificial woman based on character from Daria Kara Zor-L aka Power Girl aka Karen Starr - artificial woman based on character from DC Comics Rei Ayanami aka Rei Ayanami Ikari - artificial woman based on character...

Life With AlphaChapter 10 Discovery

Dramatis Personae: Frank ___ - Lead character, inventor of Alpha Alpha - First A.I. in existence Kasumi Tendo - artificial woman based on character from Ranma 1/2 Daria Morgendorffer aka Daria Morgan - artificial woman based on character from Daria Jane Lane aka Jane Lannister - artificial woman based on character from Daria Kara Zor-L aka Power Girl aka Karen Starr - artificial woman based on character from DC Comics Rei Ayanami aka Rei Ayanami Ikari - artificial woman based on character...

The iBod Bigger Longer Uncut

This is the story of an inventor. Recently they invented something that will change their life forever! Namely the iBod, an iPod-like device with the option to transform. This can be used to scan matter and transform it into a stored form. And now it's time to test the part on people!

Two men make strange marital agreements with their wives

I married Tania, just after her twenty-fifth birthday. Less than half my age, she was up until then, a would be actress. She had starred in many Oscar winning performances, on every known casting couch. The body was a fantastic – 38 24 36 – but on a scale from one to ten her talent was more like four. The silent movie era would have been her forte but that would probably not come back any time soon, so she started to look for security. That’s where I came in. Having invested...

Aw Fuck Me Chapter 10 Preparations

While the compilation of war materials was ramping up to full swing, it almost came to a screeching halt. It soon became apparent, that I was not generating the capital to realize my ambitions. Despite the enormous wealth Abram had brought to the table, I was spending it faster than I was taking it in. That had to change, and change quickly! I couldn’t wait until after the war started, to get the funding I needed now. Away from the Compound, the wives were discovering the lack of many modern...

Butlered Chapter 13

Miss Frobisher, I thought. Now, THERE is a puzzle. If the records are accurate, she is still employed as a police constable, in an undercover capacity. Presumably, she is looking into the activities of Mr John Dawes. That gives me some inkling of a background to her attitude of being socially uncooperative. Historically, where undercover police got too involved with the people they were investigating, this undermined the validity of their work, so nowadays they are more circumspect. I think...

The Magic BJ Watch

You are Luke. You obtain the magic watch from the inventors and even helped develop it. Your lifetime of working for the CIA led to them selecting you to test their product. Some inventors call it "state of the art technology," but you know the truth that there was some supernatural magic involved in the process. The watch looks ordinary, you wear it on your wrist and no one would bat an eye to it. But you can fiddle the switches and adjust it for "time travel" and "basic manipulation." You...

Maximillian Mazan s Marvellous Machine

Author's Note: Feel free to create your own fantasies with whomever you wish. Please do not continue someone else's specific stories. However, you may start a story with the same character(s) someone else already has a story for. The POV (you) can be male or female. The default POV in the intro is male, but the machine can change that. You don't have to follow this, but I am categorizing my stories into two sections. They are: Virtual sex simulator - basic set-up but no story Sex scene - a...

Erotic City The Path to No Man s Land

Over five hundred years ago, the Andromeda galaxy collided with the Milky Way, causing the near destruction of the human race. A series of tsunamis, hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornados ripped the Earth to pieces. Those who were unable to get to the shelters perished in the cataclysmic natural disasters. The small number of humans who managed to seek refuge underground struggled to exist in the dark caverns miles below the irradiated surface. In order to adapt, several genetic mutations...

Invincible

This is the nineteenth story in my Legacy Universe, but like the others, it can be read on its own. A complete list of the Legacy stories will be provided at the end of the story as well as the order in which they were written. Invincible By Morpheus Miles stood atop a cliff staring down at the endless drop of death that stretched down below him. His heart raced in fear at the sight and he wanted to turn away, to do the smart thing and find another way down. However forces...

Kenshiro HidoriChapter 5

Jonathan Furgeson was a disillusioned young noble. He had come to fight for the holy land believing it was his Christian duty. Now he wondered what part would God want in such senseless slaughter. People that had not caused any Christian peasant or knight harm were killed because of the color of their skin and where they lived. He wanted to return to his homeland of Scotland and forget this terrible war and the images that would be forever burned into his mind's eye. After a long and tiring...

Purple Silk

I once read somewhere that only mature women can wear purple successfully. I hate the word mature. It connotes old age, rather that sophistication, which is closer to the mark. But you can be sophisticated and not mature. If you have not experienced this, you will just have to trust me until you experience it for yourself. Besides, old was not a term I would use. She admitted to being over 40, but standing in the opening of my cube, I would not have put her at more than 35 and judging by the...

First Assignment for the Bureau of Extra Normal Af

Now that She had finally been accepted into the ranks of the Bureau, oddly the days began to drag for Rachel.The whirlwind days of Her training when She had barely had a spare minute to Herself had been exhilarating and always with the possibility that Rowena or Redmayne might have manipulated Her schedule simply because they wanted Her. Now though She had passed beyond training and as such all of Her teachers; the dull lifeless ones as well as the ones who fascinated and were adored by Her,...

After the Pantomime Part 1

After the Pantomime By Susannah Donim A spare time hobby slowly turns into a lifetime choice for Nick. Prologue "Fiction needs to be credible; I should persuade the reader that the events in my stories could happen, if they haven't already." - Ian Rankin, author of the Rebus novels. "He's behind you!" the kids all shouted, their excitement, frustration and panic evident in their high-pitched voices. I whipped round, just in time to see Idle Jack duck behind the table, but...

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