Knockers
Chapter 1 When I hear the word knockers I have to admit seeing or thinking about a good looking woman with a nice set of jugs. Then there was the movie that came out called Tommy Knockers. An old girlfriend had given me a door knocker. You know, the kind that attaches to your front door and you grab it and knock on the door with it. Here's a picture of the one she gave me and I put it on my apartment door. We have since broken up but I kept the door knocker. A few of my dates didn't care...