MOM AND SANTA CLAUS
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Yeah, I know. I know the song and I've seen various silly-assed video versions of it over the years, but the truth is that I really have seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus and doing a whole lot of other things. Now, I was still pretty young when I first saw Mommy kissing the old, white bearded gentleman, but I never ratted Mommy out. Even as a youngster, I think I realized that Mommy's affection for Saint Nick was the main reason I always had the most rocking...