Midget Sex
My wife asked, “Hey honey the circus is in town this weekend. Do you want to go?” I answered, “Sure if you want to.” Well that was on a Tuesday. That Thursday we went grocery shopping as we usually do. It was a beautiful summer day and I wanted to watch the attractive ladies walk in and out of the store so my wife allowed me to sit at the picnic table where the smokers usually hang out. Apparently it wasn’t break time and I didn’t have to inhale any second hand smoke. Otherwise I...