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BtVS Rainy Day Distraction

“B, get the popcorn!”“I’m getting it, it doesn’t pop itself… Well it does, but.”“We get it B, damn! I thought Red babbled.”“Hey leave me out of this,” Willow poked her head around the corner and tossed some sleeping bags. “Since the rain is bad, your all spending the night,” Willow plopped down on the couch and smiled. “So what are we going to do?”“How about some movies?”“Sounds fun,” Tara smiled.“Got just the ones too, saving them for a rainy day,” Faith smiled and pulled out a few DVDs, Tara...

1 year ago
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OHGirl Velvet Life as Sex Addicts

OHGirl:I was now six months pregnant with triplets and it was getting difficult to fuck multiple men for my cam show. I couldn’t get into positions easily and the weight I was carrying made it difficult to hold myself up to ride my partners. I was still doing a show twice a week, but it was mostly blow jobs and bukakkes. I could still eat cum for my fans and suck off multiple men, whom had been wanting to do me on the net. I was still insatiable sexually, but I took care of my needs by hooking...

1 year ago
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Men o pause 8211 Conflict Leads To Lust

The story starts with portraying a fine morning in a town and roadside house where a lady (in here late 40’s named Sarah) is serving breakfast to her family (Her businessman husband Bob, Son Steven and daughter-in-law Emily), the gardener (John) is working in the garden (A Japanese old man) and driver Arthur (Black stud) is getting the Car ready. The son expressing her love to his beautiful wife by doing feet-play under the table while having breakfast and the driver is also peeping at her...

3 years ago
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showtime

the lights dimmed and the curtains opened. a midget walked onto the stage holding a dog chain and dragging two fat ladies. they were mother and daughter.both were very very fat (sbbw). the daughter was strapped into a chair and the dildo of a sybian slpped into her pussy. her mother was shackled to an XFRAME and then lowered in the horizontal position. both were naked and their rolls of fat were wobbling as they were placed into position. the Mandingos came on stage and surrounded mother and...

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When worlds collide the training of John

Arrival John came to he felt fuzzy, he remembered fragments from the night before, a white light, falling, just some terrible dream. His head felt like it was swelling like bad popcorn and cracking out of this skull. "Hay you,hay you", John heard a man's voice. This wasn't his bed he realised. "Huh?" "What's your name?" "John, John Evans" "My name is Richard Shuttleworth. Look we haven't got much time. I know it sounds strange but you've fallen through a rift in space time...

3 years ago
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Apartment Slavery

Apartment Slavery Part I   by Reavan   A divorcee in his early sixties rents a small apartment, one of two onthe third floor of an older home.  A strong minded and bitchy youngBusiness woman moves into the other apartment.  In a few hours while heGrudgingly helps her move in, she converts him from a normally independentIndividual into her unpaid house servant by exploiting an older man'sdesire for sex with a young female.   Part I   The apartment was small but comfortable.  The landlady gave me...

3 years ago
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Groped and subtly dominated by these weird women Part 1

I am 44 year old heterosexual married woman. My husband and I have been married for 17 years and have a 15 year old daughter ! I am 5 ft 11 tall and that, coupled with being well built and well endowed(i have very large breasts) i can even carry a few extra pounds without looking tubby. . I ve always had big boobs. I easily had the largest chest in my high school. I am big woman. I am 5 ft 11 and being well endowed well built and curvy always on high heels makes me HUGE! But I love my height...

4 years ago
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Birthday Girl

Trish stormed through the party, looking for her boyfriend. He was standing, smiling, talking to one of her ex-boyfriends: Joe, the man who she had found in bed with a waitress. No, not just a waitress: their regular waitress at their favorite cafe. “Excuse me,” she said with an attempt at a smile, and whisked Tim away. “Hey babe,” he said casually, ignoring the scowl on her face. “Enjoying the party?” “No,” she hissed, “I am not enjoying the party.” She pulled Tim by the arm and maneuvered...

4 years ago
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Back in the Saddle Again

Copyright 1998, 2000 I'm Wilfred Warren and this is my story. At twenty-seven, fresh from MBA school back east and newly married to my childhood sweetheart, I accepted a job with a firm in Fort Worth, Texas - "Cowtown" they call it. I'd never been west of the Appalachians. My employer was a conglomerate owned by a big rancher and businessman named Jefferson McDuff III. My darling wife, Sheila, was twenty-five. We began dating when she was sixteen. I was the only man she had ever had....

2 years ago
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The Reset ManifestoChapter 11

“I guess Dad was wrong.” Patricia looked over at Charles not sure what he was talking about. “Dad told me once that Peter would either die a martyr or in obscurity. Based on the number of people out here, he clearly didn’t die in obscurity. He had a heart attack. That kind of death is not usually associated with Martyrdom.” Peter had always been an enigma. He had a level of self confidence that was all out of proportion to what he accomplished. He always talked about being able to take...

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Leprechaun TalesChapter 7 Mrs Joanna Simpkins Guidence Teacher

I can still remember the advice Mrs. Simpkins had given to me, three long years ago at the end of my first high school guidance session, "Well Jimmy, if all else fails you can always join the circus. I understand they're always looking for midgets." She had been Miss Boyle in those days, the dark haired daughter of a Fundamentalist Christian minister, and a recent graduate of some second rate bible college in rural Oklahoma. How she had ever convinced any school board, let alone Dade...

2 years ago
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Royally Never AfterChapter 25

We walked in the double doors to a standing ovation. Jam and I started to hang back thinking that this ovation was for Roger. He stepped to one side with Angela. Both were smiling. My fiance and I walked forward to the King who had motioned us to his side. We reached the middle of the room and he embraced each of us. He said, “Your Graces, Landers thanks you for your service. I am looking forward to your wedding. The two of you make a beautiful couple.” He smiled at us and waved us to seats...

3 years ago
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Laura s Story an Interracial Lesbian RomanceChapter 258

I'd sigh for you, I'd cry for you, I'd tear the stars down from the sky for you, If that isn't love, it'll have to do, Until the real thing comes along... Laura hummed to herself, gathering some papers together from her desk, putting them in an orange manila file folder and labeling the folder carefully. She was a little troubled about love, having in sequence slept with Dawn and Deshona, both of whom she 'loved' to the ends of the earth. She melted with love at the thought of...

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Alix Lynx 800 156 000

Porn is weird. Sometimes I want to see three Albanian midgets tucked into one trench coat fucking an Elvis impersonator with a nine-iron duck taped to a strap-on. Other times I just want to see a skinny blond with big tits. The male penis has a mind of its own. No one can hope to unlock its intricacy.If It Ain't BrokeUnfortunately, Elvis-impersonating porn stars are pretty rare, and Albanian midget porn stars even more so. However, there are enough big-tittied blond bimbos fucking on camera for...

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1 year ago
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AnimePorn tv

For my readers, porn is all about the impossible. The acts performed in even the most vanilla porn are far beyond anything you fuckers will ever be able to accomplish. Plain missionary sex with a willing and able partner is deep into the realm of fantasy for you fucks.C U Next TuesdayIn a way, it is for me also. I haven’t had vanilla missionary sex since I lost my virginity to the school nurse. Since then, I’ve been hogtying bitches, fucking their assholes, and cumming in their retinas. And...

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2 years ago
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Our Little Voyeur

This story only available on Lush Stories.“Is she really there, darling?” he whispered near his wife’s ear as he slid his penis between her oily breasts.“Mmmm…” she smiled in answer as she lapped at his helmet with her tongue every time it emerged from her deep cleavage. He stepped up his pace, knees on either side of her as she lay below him, almost parallel to the window, lit from either side with little lamps placed to shine directly onto their bodies.She gripped his buttocks, feeling the...

Voyeur
2 years ago
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Gidget Surfs Up At Bikini Beach

As always, this story may only be posted at sites, which charge no fees to read the stories, and must notify me prior to posting. This story is copyrighted to the author known as Caleb Jones and all rights are reserved, save for the concepts owned by Elrod and Bill Hart, and the owners of the Gidget licenses. I make no claims on them; I just borrowed them for this story. (Elrod asked me to remind all that this tale is set before Anya grows up and goes to work at Bikini Beach. My...

2 years ago
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Wendy The Lost Boy

"I'm sorry, Wendell," the doctor shook her head as she closed the file folder, "I just don't see any reason to continue this course of therapy. I guess we just missed our opportunity by a few years. If you'd been younger, then maybe things would have worked out differently. But as things stand, there is just no point to continuing. There's nothing physically 'wrong' with you, you're just very small. Sometimes we just have to play the hand we're dealt, Wendell, and live the best life that...

3 years ago
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A Young Girl s Introduction To SexChapter 13

Ava Gardenia reacted predictably on hearing first hand from Marvin about Ellie's talents. "Oh yeah, that's it baby, right there. Fuck me with your long tongue. Mmmm, don't stop now. Oh, yeah, fuck it, oh, yeah!" In bed, Gardener sounded like a sailor ashore for the first time in months. She seemed to take a perverse pleasure in telling Ellie just how much she loved doing women. At this point, with her ass stuck up in the air, and her face being squeezed between Gardener's meaty...

1 year ago
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Childhood friend and far far beyond Part 1

-This is my first time writing anything , so please feel free to criticize my writing or anything at all. It would not discourage me at all. I want to do this more. Just wish to improve my writing. -I know there is not much sexual content . But it felt wrong to start a story without an introduction. Sorry , if you dont like emo part. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a...

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The Cat and the Bat

The Cat and… The Bat? “All right, we got what we need?” “I think so. Mr. Cobblepot should be happy with this.” “Cool. C’mon, up to the roof.” The two thugs climbed up the fire escape, feeling the autumn chill on the backs of their necks. Of course, that wasn’t the reason their hairs stood on end; the constant threat of the Batman was more than enough to do that. Still, they knew better than to chicken out of a job. Batman was tough, but he was nothing compared to what their boss would...

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Why I Hated The Guy From The FBI Ch 10

Note: All characters and areas portrayed in this story are purely fictitious, and are a product of my imagination. Any resemblance to a person, living or dead is strictly coincidental. 34. A Funny Kind of Day ‘Charlie, if I lose my grip on this ladder, we will never catch up to this boat.’ ‘Then it is a good thing I have it anchored to the bottom of the ocean, isn’t it Ann.’ ‘God dammit, Charlie, if you did not fuck so well, I’d kill your sorry ass.’ ‘Just remember, babe, I am keeping sea...

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Why I Hated The Guy From The FBI Ch 08

Note: All places, and persons used in this story are fictitious, and in no manner of men to detract from any particular region of the world. The author retains the right to this story. 26. Celeste gets bitten. Celeste was used to waking up in a strange bed after a night of partying, but she was used to seeing a strange man sleeping next to her. However, Philip was not there. He had laid out a dressing gown for her at the edge of the bed and a note telling her he would be on the veranda...

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Master Master Part 4 1

I knew what I was going to find on the other side of that door, but I still didn't have the guts to open it. Sonja had just come into the kitchen saying that there was someone in the shed, and considering the strange phenomena that had been happening to me lately, the circumstances of this stranger's presence were obvious. But I knew I had to face this new trial. Behind me were Momo and Sonja, Momo's ears twitching from her curiosity and Sonja growling and fighting her instincts to bark and...

3 years ago
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Lil Lucy

Lucy is a dwarf. She is four foot nine inches tall. I have never thought about a dwarf this way but there is just something smolderingly sexy about her. She has long fire red orange hair she keeps it up in a bun most of the time showing off her long thin neck. She has amazing violet eyes and her body is normally proportioned like a regular size woman. What is not in proportion however are her breasts. She is sporting large b cups. Does not sound huge but on her they are a nice size. ...

1 year ago
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Getting Into My Sister

I lay in bed half exhausted after another sweaty, athletic workout with her. Our sex is always like that, incredible, hot and nasty, the best I’ve ever had. After her third orgasm, she had gotten up and gone into the bathroom. I heard the toilet flush and then the water running in the sink. Then the bathroom door reopened and my sister sauntered over and got back into bed beside me.She rested her head on my shoulder and caressed my chest with her nimble fingers. I kissed her on her forehead and...

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GETTING Into My SISTER

I lay in bed half exhausted after another sweaty, athletic workout with her. Our sex is always like that, incredible, hot and nasty, the best I’ve ever had. After her third orgasm she had gotten up and gone into the bathroom. I heard the toilet flush and then the water running in the sink. Then the bathroom door reopened and my sister sauntered over and got back into bed beside me. She rested her head on my shoulder and caressed my chest with her nimble fingers. I kissed her on her...

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Good things come in small packages Chapter 6

AugustMy cock length: 4 1/2 inchesLoss: 1/4 inch.The night for my August measurement duly arrived. Mandy unlocked the cage and I showered. Ten minutes later – and with my heart thumping - I once again ventured into our bedroom. Mandy was quick to get me hard, and I felt the cool ruler resting on my cock as my wife measured.She uttered a low chuckle – which could only mean one thing.“Jesus, how long now?” I inquired, my voice already thin and squeaky with suppressed excitement. I could already...

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2 years ago
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Spring Break in Jake

My university had just gotten out on spring break, so my friends an I decided to make a road trip to Florida. After the 14 hour drive to Panama City Beach, we were long past tired and ready to pass out at the hotel. We checked in and made our way to the room. We stood in the lobby as we waited for an elevator that was going up. A boy that looked to be about eleven or twelve years old walked over and waited with us. It looked like he had just gotten done with a day at the beach as he was only...

2 years ago
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Mary Christmas Everybody

A pantomime play in three Acts. Cast (In no particular order): Narrator (The easiest part of all), Mary Christmas (An attractive woman in her early 30’s), Carole (a young trainee), Rudy The Red Knobbed Reindeer (a reindeer), Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Cupid, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen (more reindeers), Foo-Kin Thin (a small box of electronics from Japan), Santa Claus (a red faced obese old inebriate wanted for questioning by police forces in 92 different countries on suspicion of...

2 years ago
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Mutual Attraction Part 4

The following day, as expected, our parents returned from down the coast, and they told us that our dad had been put in charge of a couple of local projects, so he would be spending more time at home for a while. This was good news for us as a family, because we would be able to see more of him for a change, but it meant that Louise and I had to keep our hands off each other, because we had agreed that we could not even look like doing anything while our parents were in the house. Still,...

3 years ago
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Life Story 2

Due to request, I shall return to our friendly hermaphrodite! Shall there be more? I dunno, you readers decide! Good day again to those who actually care. It's me again, your friendly hermaphrodite typing. I lately suffered a huge loss as my boyfriend left me. No it was not because of Jessie. And it was not because of me being a midget either. It was the usual "the fault's in me not in you" shit, which is basically a nice way to say "get the fuck away from my face". I felt sad...

3 years ago
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Just Drive

Abundant gratitude to my editor, Privates1stClass, for his patience with my refusal to properly use commas. This is a better story (and not just grammatically) thanks to your involvement. If you’re looking for a cute love story with some sexy moments, look no further. Feel free to leave me comments. I love feedback! -MC ***** -2008- ‘Tatum Wu? You think I should take Tatum Wu to prom? Is this some kind of joke? She’s got the body of a 12 year old boy, for fuck’s sake. What kind of prom night...

2 years ago
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A husband catches his slut wife screwing a dwarf

I am a rep for a hardware wholesaler and my territory is a large and mainly rural area. I travel about half my time but manage to make it home every weekend. I stopped for lunch on my way to see my next client. I wasn’t feeling well and tried to get some soup into me but was having trouble getting it down. One minute I would feel hot and sweaty, the next as if a wind straight from the North Pole was blowing right through me. And to make matters worse I was sitting next to a table with...

2 years ago
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The beginning of my life as a fuck slut

We stumbled through the front door into the empty house. It was 2am and we were just home from the best night out we had had in a long time. We had hardly wanted to leave our friends house but once the police turned up we knew it was time to leave. As I began the impossible task of removing my four inch heels I watched Emily swaying down the corridor. She was wearing the cutest pink summer dress that complemented her lightly tanned skin and short blonde hair. “Do you want anything to drink?”,...

2 years ago
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His wife the jock and the King Kong cock Part II

Introduction: A man stands by and watches his wife fuck a muscled-up young jock on vacation. PART II The next day, Trish put on her smallest bikini and headed out to the beach for the day. She asked Mike if he wanted to join her, but Mike declined. He knew full well that she was hoping to run in to Jason on the beach. He had no desire to see that smug son of bitchs face again any time too soon, but he felt a pang of jealousy as he watched his beautiful wife leave the house in her tiny bathing...

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Mary Christmas Everybody

Introduction: This is my entry for a Xmas pantomime story competition. Its in the form of a play, and is intended to simply be a spoof adult play, on a Xmas theme. If youre looking for a sexually stimulating text, please look elsewhere, but if you want something that will make you smile then (I hope) this one is for you. MARY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY A pantomime play in three Acts. Cast (In no particular order): Narrator (The easiest part of all), Mary Christmas (An attractive woman in her early...

1 year ago
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My weekend alone part 1

My name is Jessica and I guess at first glance you would think I'm just your average girl. A simple well performing schoolgirl who had a good social life with plenty of friends and a nice body thanks to gymnastics and volleyball for eight years m bisexual with a strong attraction for both guys and girls. I was eighteen at the time of this story and received more than enough attention from guys around school. Standing at 5"4 with long brown hair reaching down to the middle of my back, 32B...

Masturbation
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Tags

As seen below their are many names for the large variety of sexual topics and no real agreed upon list of Tags so I am making a list as best I can to help readers find the stories that interest them. I will be using the most common named tags to make it easier for the readers to find what they like. Below we have an example. Name Stories Blowjob 342 Blow Job 206 Blow Jobs 75 Blowjobs 13 Cock Sucking 201 Dick Sucking 124 Fellatio 16 Blowjob is the most common used...

2 years ago
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Cinema pnp

So I was a top gang dude and money earner for my gang which inhabited the w side some of the s side. Id bk away from the life but I still had a rep to hold. Id smoke crack on a few occasions and the first few times it was with a bitch or two but the last time Id done it I was by myself and was at a gloryhole smoking this particular one had 4 different movies 3 different genres playing on a split screen str8, gay and tranny you could pick a certain genre or watch all 3 I didnt hv alot of time so...

2 years ago
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486 handing over the wife

On that Friday morning, Alex awoke our heroine early with a gentle screwing, that was of late out of character. Once honour had been satisfied, they ate breakfast together, and he smiled telling her she had been perfect and had been memorable month to say the least, he asked her to dress in her nightdress, something he had indicated on her arrival was un-necessary! He also surprised her by asking, rather than telling her which was for him so out of character. She showered, then did as she was...

3 years ago
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482 HANDING OVER THE WIFE

482, HANDING OVER THE WIFE You may or may not know of a friend of mine on here, one Mya, she is married to Marc. Mya is a pretty bubbly sex mad wife, mid 50`s though looks 30`s takes a size 12 pantie, and a 38” bra and is only 5ft 4” tall describing her hair as copper blonde. Mya and Marc have been married a while now, live on the south coast, and enjoy life to the full, he`s about 5ft 8 or 9 neat, tidy, fit, and dotes on his highly sexual wife, Sadly Marc is unable to sire c***dren, and that...

3 years ago
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Becky Goes to Korea Part 1

~Continuation of the stepsister series~~~Start of Part 1~~ It was another suck ass day working on the ‘Z’ for us, we were just coming in from a fence line check patrol and are all covered in mud and dirt and generally in a bad mood, except we knew it was almost over. We are getting close to the barracks now and the platoon sergeants tell all the fire team leaders to take their teams and start recovering and cleaning up the weapons. Having just made PFC about a month ago, I was fire team 4’s new...

3 years ago
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My Weekend alone part 1

My name is Jessica and I guess at first glance you would think I'm just your average girl. A simple well performing schoolgirl who had a good social life with plenty of friends and a nice body thanks to gymnastics and volleyball for eight years. Im bisexual with a strong attraction for both guys and girls. I was eighteen at the time of this story and received more than enough attention from guys around school. Standing at 5"6 with long brown hair reaching down to the middle of my back, 32B...

1 year ago
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Tammy

This is a continuation of my story "Toby", I'd recommend reading it first to understand the beginning.About four weeks had passed between the times that I'd met Toby pool hopping at the Hawaiian Inn and when we both started high school. It was a month that I would never forget given that I not only lost my virginity but had spent nearly every weekday since at my house exploring every one of both our sexual fantasies. There was not a surface in my house that hadn't hosted our sweaty young bodies...

2 years ago
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My Neighbour 2

It was a warm morning when I went outside to take a look at my back garden, since I had moved in I really hadn't much with it and was beginning to think it needed a trim and tidy.So pulling out my lawn mower from the garage I started with the cutting, and after a few minutes I heard a voice call out."Hey Joe when your done there, my could do with a trim!"I glanced around and saw Faith in a pair of shades grinning at me over the fence."You're what needs a trim?" I asked, and she laughed like a...

3 years ago
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Mommy Sits on my Lap

"For fuck sake Mike hurry up! We've gotta get going!" my mother yelled up the stairs.She'd been drinking again. Mom was not a lush by any standard but 'she did like a cold drink on a warm day,' as my now deceased dad was want to say.I finished wiping my cock with my mother's panties. At twenty six years of age I had returned home to attend my Aunt's wedding and was only staying for a few days. Whenever I return home, I like to masturbate with my mother's and sister's panties, luxuriating in the...

3 years ago
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Mommy On My Lap Ch 01

"For fuck sake Mike hurry up! We've gotta get going!" my mother yelled up the stairs.She'd been drinking again. Mom was not a lush by any standard but 'she did like a cold drink on a warm day,' as my now deceased dad was want to say.I finished wiping my cock with my mother's panties. At twenty six years of age I had returned home to attend my Aunt's wedding and was only staying for a few days. Whenever I return home, I like to masturbate with my mother's and sister's panties, luxuriating in the...

2 years ago
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Dark Descent Chapter 1

DARK DESCENTBy Otto MaddoxPRELUDEHD 28185-C a planet orbiting the star HD 28185 some 138 light-years from Earth, was originally located in June of 2067 by the scientific team operating the JOESOP [Joint Orbital Extra-Solar Observational Platform] space-based observatory. With its exceptionally long-range capabilities, the orbital JOESOP was able to detect not only the planet's mass, which is some six times that of the Earth, but it was also able to image the planet and determine its...

3 years ago
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Gf Fucks A White Man

Hey, I am back again with another story. This is a fantasy I had about my Ex GF about her with a stranger. My GF had a great figure 36-30-38. She had a lovely round ass like Neetu Chandra and long smooth legs. She had boobs that were big enough to fit in both hands. She was 5’5, fair and kinky.  We would always be ready to try some new thing when it came to sex. We kept our sex life going by thinking of new ways to fuck. we used to watch XXX together, we always talked dirty about the movie and...

1 year ago
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Dirty Jokes

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells niceQ: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks! Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!Q: How do you kill a circus clown?A: Go for the juggler!Q: Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?A: Because he overdosed on viagra!Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?A: Because his wife died!Q:...

1 year ago
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Lucy and Jennifer

It was another slow weekend with my midget girlfriend Lucy and I we spent a hot night Friday night exploring each others bodies and were settled in for a quiet Saturday afternoon on the couch watching movies. Since her room mates were not to be around so we decided to order some porn movies on demand and see if we can find some nasty new ideas for screwing. Lucy is so sexy she has beautiful orange-red hair she recently had cut short at the back but got longer as you got to her face were it was...

3 years ago
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The Adventures of Teri Sue

Teri Sue walked down the yellow brick-road wearing her trademark red-riding hood and carrying a basket with cake and wine for her grand-aunt. She was in a rather good mood as the sun shone on her smiling face with its rosy cheeks. The weather was perfect for the delighting trip she had been looking forward to for so long.Her shoes, also the same color red as her hood, clapped on the yellow bricks in an upbeat rhythm and you could tell how full of energy she was having just started on her trip....

3 years ago
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Devi Does Dallas

DEVI DOES DALLAS By Roy Del Frink The old Tamil master painter was applying the finishing strokes to his latest masterpiece. It was a picture of the Hindu goddess Devi, sitting on a silky purple pillow and wearing yellow garments that almost shone of solid gold. As usually appears in these paintings of Hindu deities, Devi held an object in each of her supple arms: a white conch shell in her upper left arm, a golden scepter in her upper right, a purple flower in her lower left, and a...

4 years ago
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Mutual Attraction Part 4

This story continues on directly after my last story, Mutual Attraction Part 3. The following day, as expected, our parents returned from down the coast, and they told us that our dad had been put in charge of a couple of local projects, so he would be spending more time at home for a while. This was good news for us as a family, because we would be able to see more of him for a change, but it meant that Louise and I had to keep our hands off each other, because we had agreed that we could...

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The Magical Laptop

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Learning By Experience is a work of fiction. All situations and characters are fictional. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. It is a copyrighted work by Caitlin Rose. It may be archived at any site that does not charge a fee for access. Please obtain permission from the author before archiving. All other rights are reserved. This work contains descriptions of crossdressing and some mild sexual situations. If you think you might be offended, go...

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Trow

The summer after I graduated I would get to be a foreign exchange student. To live in another country, with another family, in another life - the idea had haunted me throughout my somewhat alienated high school career. I was never the tallest, the most attractive, or the most charismatic boy in my grade, and I always dreamed of the chance to try things again somewhere else, if only for a year. Canada had been my first choice of places to go to, of all the nations in the world. I was...

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The Anomaly

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Lilim Tales Part 1 of 4

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High School Dilemma Part 3

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Dry Dock V

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Hormones

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Reap What You Sow part II

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Another Christmas tale

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Private Investigations

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The Game

Matt sits, his face wet with tears as he looks own upon his hardcock and bound balls. He has never been so hard in his life. All he wantedwas a vacation and the resort promised experiences that would change yourlife forever. He now knows they were not lying.He sits on chair, hands bound behind and legs secured to the legs.A leather strap has been tied about his balls pushing them out and makingthem easy to assess and see as they hang over the edge of the wooden chair.His cock is hard and thick...

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Opening scene:Wide-angle helicopter view of low rolling hills ablaze with full autumn colors. The helicopter pans right and we see a majestic bridge crossing a large river. Those in the know will recognize it as the Tappan Zee Bridge crossing the Hudson River in New York State. The sun dances on the dying leaves, bringing out their full and dazzling hues. But thunderclouds are closing in from the west, lightning bolts rippling through them. The helicopter zooms in slowly and we see two...

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The Motorcycle Diaries Couples Ride

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The House that Jo Built Chapter Two The Devil Wears Satin

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When Joe Miller threw the midget hooker over the table James Fowler thought it was a good time to leave. She was fucking ugly and she was fucking annoying and no, they didn't want to fuck her up the ass no matter how cheap the price was. Fowler just wished Miller hadn't resorted to such a physical means of registering his disapproval, or had at least waited until Fowler had had an opportunity to go upstairs with that well-stacked blonde he'd had his eyes on all night. She was up on stage....

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Not What You Think

Detective First Class Matt Garcia walked down the alley to where several other police were standing around; it was 1 AM. A thunderstorm was brewing in the western sky, which wasn’t unusual for Phoenix Arizona in late July. The focus of the attention of the police officers and of the medical examiner was an extra large body sprawled in the alleyway. The two member crew of the CSI team was scurrying to process the crime scene before the rain began. There was a strange lack of noise in the...

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Junkyard FamilyChapter 2

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Bedroom With a ViewChapter 6

I was in bed thinking about how I had masturbated my son. Not once, but twice. I had thought about it a lot over the past couple of days. I may have felt a little guilty every time I thought about it, but I always smiled at how naughty I had been. It made me think of my ex, Andy. After our separation, I would call him and let him know when Ron would be at his grandmother’s for a few hours. We may not have been able to get along living together 24/7, but a couple of hours a week in my bed was...

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RedemptionChapter 11

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Master Master Chapter 4

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Crime PunishmentChapter 9 Cast the First Stone

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The SmithChapter 16 Vacation

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A Golfer s Dream Book II Chilly Winter Hot SummerChapter 9 Life is Full of Uncertainties

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Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 50

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Will and CarrieChapter 9

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The Spirit Of The West Educating Fire BringerChapter 4

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OpportunitiesChapter 20

Wednesday I had to go to basketball practice. Trish drove me to the dorm, and then I jogged over to the gym. I was early enough to get in some extra shooting and free throw practice. The hand was hot as I was making shots from all over. My fifteen to twenty-foot jumper was almost an automatic. Normally if I missed, it was usually around the fifteen-foot area, so I was feeling on top of the world. The coach had us do some mundane drills and then let us air out by doing a few tag team wind...

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Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 230

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Living Next Door to Heaven 128 Party

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KennedyChapter 16 Older Friends

Kennedy snapped her locker shut and turned to head off to American Lit and the start of a new school day. Juan Baptiste was leaning against the corridor wall, behind her locker door. "Chica, you have a second?" She inclined her head and walked over to him, ignoring the others in the bustling hallway. "That cop, Harrison, came to me a coupla days ago, tol' me about what you did. That it was you that got Dwight sent away, that I should thank my lucky stars because if I kept on, Dwight...

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