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Neat N Naked 04 Dakota

Neat N' Naked is a Series of 26 unrelated stories I am working on. They all have the same basic premise, - Someone hires a naked maid and orgasms ensue. Warning: This story contains adult content including heterosexual intercourse, prostitution, virgin deflowering, fellatio, cunnilingus, and heterosexual sodomy. If you don't enjoy this kind of smut, please choose another story. 8========D "Neat n Naked... where our girls suck better than Hoovers. How can we help you?" Came a deep...

A Warrioress Best Friend

‘No, it’s not made of saronite…’ the teal-haired night elf warrioress tactfully pronounced. ‘ ‘En eye ‘on’t kno’ wat ya want, missy.’ Soft-spoken and ever patient, D’Dea had been trying to get this dwarf weaponsmith to understand her request for a good fifteen minutes. She was increasingly of the impression he already knew he didn’t know how to smith the sword she was seeking, and was merely taking some twisted pleasure in wasting her time. ‘A…felsteel longblade…’ Carefully, slowly,...

Crime Bimbomania Ch 06

Anyone who is under the age of 18, along with anyone offended by stories of a sexual nature or containing sexual situations or offended by the idea of mind control in any fashion, please do not read this story. —————————- Hips wriggling, I made my way backstage. Chrissie and Tonya were sitting together. Chrissie looked me over as I approached. ‘Hey, slut,’ said Chrissie, ‘we were just talking about you. We were trying to figure out what bimbo name we’re going to give you after you lose...

Queen of the Tidewater Peloton

It had been one of the coldest winters on record. Not much snow, but cold enough to force avid cyclists like Mallory Greenfeld into indoor spin classes. But now it was early May and all that was behind her as she prepared for a Saturday morning ride on her yellow aluminum Schwinn. She planned to ride about twenty miles, a relatively slow twenty miles. Save for a few days during that harsh winter and the wet March and April that followed, her bike had remained idle, collecting dust. The spin...

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

‘Huh?’ The confusion lasted only a moment–Sylvia was a little too used to this sort of thing happening to her. She wasn’t alone, either–millions of people had let a finger slip take them to ‘amazom.com’, or tried to visit Yahooo. Usually, all she ever got when she made those little mistakes was a ‘Site Not Found’ error. Heck, sometimes she didn’t even get those, companies tended to buy the most common misspellings of their website and turn them into redirect sites, taking her to her planned...

After the Famine the Feast

Christine Parker stared fascinated across the room at the naked man, who writhed in agony as he fought the ropes holding his arms pinned above his head. The sweat streamed down his face and into his eyes, which dilated as he roared with pain – the sound muffled by the cruel gag in his mouth. She had to remind herself time and time again that this was a television set, and the people in front of her were actors doing their job as hero and villains of the hit TV-series ”24”. She had almost had a...

Writer s Block

I do not usually write in the first and second persons, but in this case, it fits. And while there is no eroticism, there are some allusions to it. If this is not your style, you may wish to move onto the next story. Although the other character in this complete fiction is obviously a lover, the intimate friend is in fact a composite of many wonderful individuals who were, and still are, there for me throughout the years, platonic and otherwise. They have helped me through some very difficult...

A Very Modern Family

Note : This story is a parody of ‘Modern Family’, the sitcom. All the actors are above 18. * Dylan laid back on Haley’s bed with a wide smile on his face. ‘Nice, Haley’ he said to the slender brunette whose lips were wrapped around his cock. ‘You’re getting much better at it this!’. Haley smiled at the compliment. She had only recently started giving blowjobs, but she quickly learned how much she loved doing it. She held the cock in front of her, mesmerised by its size. ‘Mmmm! You taste...

A More Permanent Position Ch 01

The Wall Leaned Away The building took Madison’s breath away. It regularly made Architect’s Digest as one of the 6 most beautiful headquartes in the world. The company, Loloth Industries, was ranked by Furbz magazine as the greatest company to work for in the world. It had the highest growth per quarter of any company in history. If its GDP were a country, it’d be the fourth richest in the world. If only she were there under different circumstances. She walked up the Grecian marble...

The Hypogeum Ch 04 05

CHAPTER FOUR ‘You’re blessed when you feel you’ve lost what is most dear to you. Only then can you be embraced by the One most dear to you.’ – Matthew 5:4 Alma wandered between the trees, she was in the midst of a huge forest. Tired, footsore and hungry, she walked. Not knowing where to go or even why she was going there. All she knew was that she had lost something and needed to find it again. Not only that, but every few steps she felt a sharp stabbing pain in her belly. Stepping out into...

A Mickey Mouse Club of One

Editor’s Disclaimer: The following story is purely fictional and should be considered parody. All characters and trademarks belong to their respective owners, and nothing within should be taken seriously. * * * * * A story of a man finally meeting the lady of his dreams to make a fantasy very likely become the love of his life Disneyland is a wonderful place…the happiest place I have been told. And, it has always driven me nuts. Living just a few miles away for over two decades, one begins to...

King Dong A Monster Movie Parody Act 7

True to his word, a huge crowd attended the premier. "Live at the Hollywood Bowl, Dong, the Eighth Wonder of the World, XXX Adult Show" the signs promised. The people took their seats, speculating on what they were about to see. Many rumors had filtered out, some mostly accurate and some much less so. Anne and Jack waited backstage. Jack in a tuxedo, Anne wearing only a lacy matching set of bra and panties. "You nervous, Anne?" Jack asked. "Mmmm, ready to soak through my panties is more...

King Dong A Monster Movie Parody Act 6

Anne came to, already moaning, on account of Dong's tentacles slowly fucking her pussy and asshole, and gently squeezing her ample breasts. She opened her eyes, smiled, and said, "Mmmmm, baby, that feels so nice. Don't stop." They were in a large cave, with Dong mostly submerged in a subterranean lake that filled the area, though he was clearly being careful to keep Anne above water. Hearing her voice, Dong gurgled softly and started moving, climbing out of the water and into daylight....

What a Difference a Summer Makes Part 4a

This latest installment WILL BE VERY LONG and I’ve chosen to break it up into a Part A and Part B because of its length. Part B will be posted in a few days from this release. There will be a great focus on character development this time around as the sex portion will be at a minimum in Part A. I will use musical breaks to pay tribute to some of my favorite television shows I watched growing up along with some of my favorite songs of today. Please enjoy and like always, constructive...

Space Cowboys

Author’s Note: From an idea by a friend on another site comes this story of role playing, X-men, funny stuff, and hamsters. It’s probably much funnier if you’ve ever played a role-playing game. I combined it with another story a role-player told me about a game where he had giant space hamsters, and his players got out of hand with them. This is the result. Disclaimer: I made up the game of Space Cowboys and the Fantastic Gaming House company. To my knowledge, there is no space game with Old...

King Dong A Monster Movie Parody Act 5

With the rising of the sun also came a dense morning fog, so visibility was not much better than before. The men arrived at a waterline of an inland shore. "You think these patterns in the sand might be the tracks Dong leaves behind?" Karl asked. "Shh. You hear that?" Jack interrupted. The sound of splashing came from off in the distance. "He's just ahead of us, crossing through here. And look, the beach curves around in that direction over there. Follow me, men!" He set off around the...

King Dong A Monster Movie Parody Act 4

"Alright, so in the morning we'll get another group together to go ashore. A couple of them that almost shit their pants today, they stay behind this time. Pick out guys that can handle themselves," Karl said. "We'll bring our trading materials along with us, see if we can't bribe our way into getting to see what's what around here." "So you really think we can make friends with those island assholes?" Jack asked. "And why not? Besides, there's no choice. I've got to see for...

The Yellow Sign

Eroticism, it may be said, is assenting to life. AMY The Demhe out of Batumi lay at anchor in a quiet cove on the western shore of Kheros. A warm, red light rippled across the water from the deck like a paler echo of the setting sun. The faint sound of a Dvorak piano quintet drifted to the shore. Even in the pale twilight the woman’s nudity was startlingly luminous against the grey sand. She zipped up a weighted bag containing her newly-bought clothes and carried it into the sea - the...

King Dong A Monster Movie Parody Act 3

"Do you see anything? The fog is a good sign, right?" Anne asked. "The sonar shows we're close to something, alright," Anglerod confirmed. "And it's the island we're looking for? How can we tell?" said Anne. "The mountain that looks like an erect cock and balls," Karl said. "Oh, that's right, I remember you mentioned that," Anne replied. "Here's the shore. You can hear the waves breaking," Anglerod observed. "Wait, those aren't breakers. It's drums," Jack...

Spirited

--- Spirited (MF, mf, Hf, F-solo, Mh, 1st, anal, best, cons, inc, magic, oral, parody, impreg, reluc) by Krosis of the Collective --- 16-year-old Heather fumed in the back seat of her parents' car. This had been their second day of traveling across the American Midwest, heading to their new home, and she was bored stiff. Even worse, it seemed that her dad had gotten them lost trying to find the world's largest ball of twine or something. "I think it's just around the bend," he said...

King Dong A Monster Movie Parody Act 2

"Beautiful," Jack said, coming up behind Anne as she stood at the railing, staring out over the ocean. "Yes, It's a wonderful view," she replied. "I wasn't talking about the sea," he said. She turned towards him, revealing that the plunging neckline of her dress left very little to the imagination regarding her large breasts, or to the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra. "Flatterer," she said with an inviting smile. Jack smiled back. "I hear you've been getting along well with...

King Dong A Monster Movie Parody Act 1

by the Perv Otaku Based on "King Kong", Screen Play by James Creelman and Ruth Rose, from an idea conceived by Edgar Wallace and Marian C. Cooper And the ancestor said: "And lo, beauty looked upon the strength of the beast. And she stayed her feet from running. And from that day, she was as one enslaved." - Old Japanese Proverb ACT I The ship sat quietly at the dock as Easton approached. A single guard stood post at the gangway. "Hey, is this the film crew ship?" he asked. "The...

Survivor Stories Outback Orgy

For those who care about that sort of thing, this story is set when there were just 8 people left – Jerri, Nick, Rodger, Elisabeth, Amber, Colby, Keith, Tina. This story is essentially a parody because none of the contestants (well, maybe Jerri) would have/probably didn’t acted like this while they were ‘stranded’ for those 42 days. That said, enjoy. * * Standard Disclaimer: You must be 18 to read this story, be able to read erotica in your community, not be offended by the contents of...

An Acidic Tiger

The dark always brought the fear, the stale tension, the hatred, and the helplessness. Nothing stopped it, not a nightlight, not hiding, not even the comforting radio. It was inexorable as sunset. The room was large and cool, situated in the basement as it was. Still, it was claustrophobic to the point of stifling. She curled at the top of the bed, quivering with muzzled rage and terrified pain. Was it time? The soft creak of the steps, the muffled whoosh of footsteps on carpet, the gentle...

Shoot to Kill Reflections on Vodka

At midnight last night one began to hear an electronic beep with a one second period and a 60-second cycle. This sound continued throughout the night causing several awakenings and subsequent forays through the premises to determine the source of this Close Encounters ditty. Sometime after dawn one determined that the sound was a low battery warning on a cordless phone and just hours later recalled that said phone was at the top of the attic ladder–ready to hand for incoming phone calls which...

Editing Reailty Book 1 Chapter 18 Dreamgirl Delight

Chapter Eighteen: Dreamgirl Delight By mypenname3000 Copyright 2019 Note: Thanks to WRC264 for beta reading this. Sam Davies Classes were out, and I was curious about this “business” my brother was running. Dreamgirl Delights was the buzz of our college. I was hearing it all over, from girls muttering about the horny boys thinking they could screw video game characters or anime girls, to the boys all talking about how it couldn't be possible, but they had to find out. I knew my...

Twelve Lays of Xmas Ch 03

Part Three of 12 Lays of Xmas, the full novella version. Chapter Nine is up and running. Be warned, the whole thing is almost 30,000? words long this far. Any similarity to any persons living, loving or otherwise – well – you know who you are. Three French Hens I overslept. It was almost 9am before I was really awake, and the apartment was dark and quiet. Yawning, I showered, had breakfast, made a few calls, answered a few emails… well, truth is, I pretty much wasted the morning away before...

Pop Party Pt 1 Passing On

The exterior was featureless, a plain pink sphere that dully reflected the warehouse lights overhead. In texture it felt almost like greased rubber, yet no residue remained on her fingertips as she caressed it. Squeezing it in her palm, she briefly hid it from view as her olive-skinned fingers curled tightly around it. No part of it gave in the slightest, utterly incompressible. It was surprisingly light and small, feeling almost as if she held a solid gumball, the type given out by...

A Nightmare Reborn Ch 02

A NIGHTMARE REBORN: FREDDY VS. JASON 2 CHAPTER 02 BASED UPON CHARACTERS CREATED BY: WES CRAVEN: A Nightmare on Elm Street VICTOR MILLER: Friday the 13th JOHN CARPENTER: Halloween STEPHEN KING: It VICTOR SALVA: Jeepers Creepers KEVIN WILLIAMSON: Scream CLIVE BARKER: Candyman ALFRED HITCHCOCK: Psycho CREATIVE CONSULTANTS: Sean Renaud, Tessa Alexander and Miriam Belle EDITOR: Miriam Belle AUTHOR’S NOTE: -‘There have been a few questions regarding the fate of Dr. Loomis at the end...

A Day in Gotham Batgirl Begins 03

((Authors Note — here’s the third and final episode of my Batgirl Begins trilogy. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I’ve enjoyed writing about my favourite super-heroine. As with all such series, it’s probably best to read episodes one and two first, but if you can’t wait here’s a very, very brief summary of events so far. Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) has just started out on solo patrols. With Batman’s help she captures a dangerous criminal called Marco. Flushed with success she goes to Wayne...

Lost at Sea book 2 Drifters chapter 15

The prow of the wrecked ship hit the Kestrel with a sickening crunch. Swabs went to their knees. Riggers hung on to their ropes as they were whipped back and forth by the jarring impact. A few unlucky sailors even found themselves bowled completely over, or found themselves hanging in the air, suspended by their safety lines. Rope burn, splinters and scraped skin abounded. Those at the front of the ship fared the worst. Danica and Mister Lynch were thrown backwards from the prow all the way to...

Fantasy & Sci-Fi

Puritan Whores Ch1

Right now though I sit in front of my computer. One of the few things not yet packed for the move. I have a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion nearby. On the screen two women were humiliated and abused. I loved that kind of rough porn. Women being violated. The illusion of it anyway. I wouldn’t want that to happen to anyone in real life. Not without consent. The video was a parody of a popular fantasy show. The two women, one mature the other barely out of her teens, had their hands...

Total Woman Zodiac 04

The towncar delivered Zack to his hotel on San Antonio’s River Walk. He was disappointed that TWA had not seen fit to book him into the Gina and Jenny’s boutique hotel but cooler heads had seen to that. Continued close presence with the sisters would compromise Zack’s full attention to his next assignment. That would be unfair and in fact detrimental. Total Woman Academy was highly regarded for its superb graduates. Zodiacs were expected to follow rigorous quality assurance procedures to...

Thumper Ch 06

Previously… With their marriage on the rocks, Abby and George turn to a most unlikely source for help. Unbeknownst to George, Abby has agreed to let the incubus, Damian, and his mate, Britt, act as marriage counsellors. Following a morning of bondage at the hands of Damian, Abby discovers a newfound sense of freedom. *** Abby awoke some time later, disoriented and stiff. She took in the rough wood of the horse stall around her and the straw on the floor. After a moment of confusion, the...

Public Incestuous Passion 3 Sisters Naughty Display

(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Three: Sisters' Naughty Display By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Melody Samuels I smacked my half-brother, and my lover, on his naked, muscular ass. “Fix those pipes, stud.” Clint turned around, a big grin on his mouth. “I'm skilled at laying pipes!” It was the next morning after he pinned me against the refrigerator and fucked me hard. It was nice to be hammered so hard by him. It had me buzzing, but it...

The Touch Ch 23

WARNING TO READERS – This is a long, rambling, multi-part story and VERY British. The individual chapters will make more sense if read in sequence. The Touch Pt. 23 Successes and Surprises Suddenly it was Easter and the gala re-opening of the garden centre was upon us. Although it was a Bank Holiday and the garden centre was closed to the public everybody came in to work on Good Friday to add the finishing touches so that everything was ready for the re-launch the next day. Maggie had...

The World s First Futa 07 Futa s Naughty Hitchhiking Chapter 3 Futa s First Passionate Ritual

Chapter Three: Futa's First Passionate Ritual By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 April 17th, 2047 “Surreal?” asked Amelia, her face growing serious, her eyes growing bold. I could see that skilled interviewer inside of her pouncing on my words. For most of our talk as we discussed my life as the world's first futa, she was laughing and giggling and horny to fuck me. Now she was focused. “In what way was it surreal?” “Because... I don't know any other word to describe discovering the...

Without Remorse Ch 09

This is a crime thriller with some romantic sex, and a smidgeon of violent non consensual sex and interesting by-play between various characters whom I hope you’ll enjoy. Definition of a Sociopath — someone unconcerned about the adverse consequences for others of one’s actions and with a total lack of moral compass. * Archie the contract killer wandered around the Embankment area of London where the two detectives had led him to yesterday. He looked at every girl as he passed them,...

Movie Magic

“What can I get you?” the acne-riddled teenager behind the counter asked. Aubrey looked at me, waiting for my response.“Whatever you want, go nuts,” I smiled.“We want a giant bucket of popcorn, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a small diet Coke for me and whatever he wants to drink,” she said.“I’ll also do a small diet, please.”“So that’s one big bucket, one Sour Patch and two small diets?” the cashier asked.“Make it one large diet,” Aubrey said. I turned to her and smiled. This was only our third...

Outdoor

Willing Victim Ch 04

Whatever desire that had overtaken me had completely faded now, leaving me to berate myself for my weakness and stupidity. Crossing my arms over my naked breasts, which still heaved slightly with the last remnants of our tender sex (which I refused to call lovemaking on principle’s sake), I too tried to distance myself from you. As the answering machine beeped on, I was startled to hear an unfamiliar female voice say, ‘Damian, pick up the phone, now.’ I was even more startled when, without...

Talking with Debbie Ch 04

It had been a week since the story in the pub, and Debbie and I had been very sexually active since, making love twice a day usually. Although she hadn’t asked for any further stories, and so I hadn’t ventured any, it was clear that they had had an effect. She now initiated sex more, was more vocal during sex, and more willing to try different positions. In short, she seemed to like sex a lot more. I certainly wasn’t complaining, but what with this and still maintaining my fantasy, I was pretty...

The Education of Mrs Jones Part 1

(Part 1) Lydia Jones stepped out of her beige Camry, tucked a loose strand of her sensibly cut brown hair behind one ear, and hitched her purse onto one perfectly straight shoulder blade. Inside aforementioned purse (which was a very similar shade of beige to her car) was the gift certificate her husband Mark had given her for her birthday. Four hour-long massage sessions at “Le Spa Sérénité,” which was supposed to be the best spa not just in town, or the state of Colorado, but practically...

Rattling Snakes Cage 3 Ch 05

At last the final chapter in the saga of Patrick, Rachel, Jerry and Megan, and not forgetting the villain of the piece, Snake. Will he get his revenge or will the lovers manage to escape the mad man and live happily ever after. Read on and enjoy. The story Rattling Snakes Cage, part 1, 2 and 3 have been copyrighted and any reproduction or adaptation in any media form must be with the permission of the author. * The last of the customers had left, running out into the dark wet night, and...

The Dark Damsel Ch 15

Thank you for taking the time to vote and for giving me your thoughts. With your votes and comments in mind, here is the choice YOU made… * * * * * She looked like the head cheerleader at my old alma mater…tall, gorgeous and a little better developed than everyone else. But like the head cheerleader at my alma mater, she met a bad end. Supergirl looked like Betty Ambromowicz at the senior homecoming kegger after the captain of the football team had his way in the garage against her will. The...

Rattling Snakes Cage 3 Ch 03

Snake is on the rampage, hell bent on revenge, whilst over in Florida the two pairs of lovers live unaware that he is still alive. I hope you enjoy this romantic crime thriller as it makes its way to the climatic end. The three part story Rattling Snakes Cage is copyrighted and any reproduction in any form needs the permission and agreement of the Author. * The flames licked the inside of the house, and Maria stood opposite watching, her heart in her mouth as the silhouette of Tony...

Rattling Snakes Cage 2 Ch 04

Snake has Rachel, whilst Patrick dreams of the escape from jail his friends are planning and being reunited with his love. Tony dreams of rescuing Maria from the basement of Snakes coke lab, and Nash dreams of getting his hands on Patrick in revenge for being put in solitary. The plot thickens in this romantic crime thriller. In this chapter is some non consensual sex, but I have tried to keep it as tasteful as I can for those that prefer not to read stuff too hard core. * The panoramic...

The Aphrodite Wendslydale School for Girls Ch 01

Chapter 1: Invitation Alan Sloan had a number of questions about the new job he had been offered, not the least of which being how his prospective employers had known about him in the first place. One Saturday afternoon he received a letter offering him a teaching position at what the letter claimed was a very exclusive private girl’s school in central Wisconsin, the Aphrodite Wendsleydale School for Girls. The letter had promised a salary well beyond anything he could ever have imagined and...

Rattling Snakes Cage Ch 11

All the characters have their part to play in this romantic crime thriller. Will Patrick escape from Snake and will Rachel go with him? As with all my stories there is not always a nice tidy happy ending for everyone — life is just not like that. * Rachel stared up at the man standing over her, the empty wine bottle in his hand. He was like her worst nightmare come true. Dark black eyes stared down at her with a mad kind of enjoyment, a cruel parody of a smile on his face did nothing to...

Slut s Night Out Ch 02

There was a moment of relative quiet, as the band went on break, but before the jukebox blared. Only a few of the patrons had noticed Mina, and it took the rest of that brief moment for others to begin to notice. Then, from near the front, a jukebox began to blare a Dave Matthews song, and as Mina began to strut towards the door, a certain playful lyric danced in her ears. ‘Hike up your skirt a little more, and show the world to me.’ She couldn’t do that, but she could do the next best thing....

The Man of Sin Chapter 11

From the day Xavier got the apartment, Lily had been hard at work on her back, on her knees, and on all fours, letting endless strangers have their way with her. She had been nervous at first, but after the first few men, she no longer cared. She would simply let them empty themselves into her, maybe suck them off, take a shower, and then get ready for the next guy. Xavier would come back in the evening with food and gifts, claiming he had spent the day busy at work. Everything he bought...

The Man Of Sin Chapter 7 1

The panel broke free of the ceiling and struck a student, the corner cutting him from his temple to the middle of his forehead and sending blood pouring onto the floor. Everyone in the hallway was either left petrified or frantic, hearing the crash and the cry of pain. Thane was there, still taking pictures of the school and now finding something to photograph. This was no coincidence. In the crowd, Daphne licked her lips in sadistic ecstasy. She had dreamed of having power like this...

Bk 2 Ch 4 The Performance of a Lifetime

Camille wasn't worried at all about this attack. Yes, this was an unusually large Arkadian host. Yes, the enemy’s numbers seemed larger than the normal band of brigands. And yes, the enemy had actually managed to capture a small town and (presumably) slaughter its garrison. But Camille had been on numerous anti-pirate ops—she was a veteran blooded member of the elite Falkirk Guard after all. She knew that in the end, the cowardly criminals always fled. Besides, this display of military...

Avenging Angel chapter 3

Mental turbulence kept me awake half the night, and when I slept my dreams were lurid. It was still dark when the lash of cold rain on my window whipped away the belated harbinger of repose. I stumbled out of bed, put on the previous day’s clothes, made coffee and turned up the heating in the study. Mandy and her cinema with its porn-but-not-exactly-porn films were becoming an obsession, but most of the questions they raised remained unanswered. Mandy had revealed little about herself, and...

Lesbian Mind Control Incest Chapter 3 Daughter s Taboo Reward

A Story of the Institute of Apotheosis Research Chapter Three: Daughter's Taboo Reward By mypenname3000 Copyright 2017 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! “That's it, work that tongue into my ass, Lily,” I moaned, kneeling on my bed beside my wonderful, eighteen-year-old daughter Janet. She had a look of rapture on her face, mirroring my own, as Alison, her older sister and my eldest daughter, rimmed her ass. “You love my ass, you lesbian slut.” “I do, Mistress,” Lily...

Love In The Time Of Coronavirus

Bored, bored, bored; I was so fucking over the endless Ohio winter. And then the boiler failed and I was even more bored, being frozen does that to you. This was peak tedium, ten on the boredom Richter Scale, even worse than when my nieces made me watch Frozen for the fifteenth time.Not even tasteless exploitation horror movies warded off that chill. Shivering my tits off, alone on Valentine’s day, then encouraged to self-isolate. So, when I ended up watching Wolf Creek and not giving a damn...

Humor

Finding Love at the Dog Pony Show

Getting in had been a chore, the doorman had to have been two and a half metres tall and seemed openly hostile to letting any clientele into the bar. His cheap cyber-arm sputtering occasionally as he ran Ando through a weapons scanner before sneering and pushing him over to a small window to pay the entry fee. The bouncer was probably a veteran of the Sino-Russian conflict as were many of the current residents of The Golden Cage, an over pompous name for hell-hole Ando found himself in....

Aren t you afraid Part 4

She hears Kylo Ren moving around the room behind her. This was one of those moments where she could almost forget she was surrounded by enemies. She could momentarily pretend they were a couple going on vacation to a… desolate planet. She sighs. Rey turns around, leans her back against the wall and slides into a sitting position. She watches Kylo Ren dress himself, putting on the dark uniform that made him so intimidating. She was learning what she could get away with from Kylo Ren. She could...

Gotham Sirens Poison Ivy s Rapevine

by the Perv Otaku The greenhouse was dark, but not completely quiet. Scratching sounds emanated from the door, cutting out a circle of glass. The glass fell free, and a gloved feminine hand with claws reached in and opened the door. Catwoman crept inside and quietly stepped through the greenhouse, looking around. "There it is," she thought. "It figures that she would swipe it from the Gotham Pet Products R&D lab before me, but I'm not about to let her keep that engineered hybrid super...

Meeting A Bi Sexual With Kelly

It was January or February of 1980. I can’t recall the exact date, but I clearly remember the event. A band called “The Fools” had released a Weird Al-like parody song of “Psycho Killer” called “Psycho Chicken.” At least around us, the song caught on like a brush fire and the band was coming to a campus bar near Kelly. I was planning on spending the weekend with her anyway, so it was a plan!The venue had a typical campus bar downstairs, a drink and puke kind of a joint. Upstairs they had...

Threesomes

The Vampire Kiss Chapter Six Unholy Communion

Chapter 6: Unholy Communion by mypenname3000 Copyright 2015 Aurora's words of defiance echoed through Heaven. The crystal foundations reverberated with her defiance. Aurora had rebelled. She was tired of Heaven's rules allowing Hell's success. No longer would she play the game that led mankind to ever increasing levels of depravity. She would guide her tool, the vampire Damien, and use him to right the wrongs. She would see Faust destroyed along with all the others whom polluted the...

Rules of Engagement The Three Secrets

Author: Nick Schwartz Keywords: MF, FF, dildo, toys, masturbation, oral, cunninglingus, sex, cheating Summary: An erotic story based on the television show Rules of Engagement. These are my descriptions and my story of the characters of Rules of Engagement by CBS. I do not own the show, the characters, or anything else related to the show. This is just a parody of the show using my own words. I do however approve heavily of Megyn Pryce and what a beautiful gorgeous woman she is....

The Adventures of Dennis Alpha Alpha Alpha

She dipped downward and buried her face in my neck, while at the same time, amazingly, reaching back with one hand and grasping my cock to make sure it stayed inside her. This time I was being responsible and wearing a condom. It felt very awkward, but for the next minute or so, I got an inch-away view of her thin, stringy black hair with even a single gray hair near the top of her head where it parted. She’d worn her hair in a ponytail when we first met, but that had gone the way of all bad...

The Devil s Pact Hell Chronicles Chapter 6 To Death

by mypenname3000 Copyright 2015 Chapter Six: To Death Note: Thanks to b0b for beta reading this! Monday, November 17th, 2014 – Svitlana “Lana” Paquet-Holub – Seattle, WA I smiled at the beautiful face of my sleeping daughter. Lily was in her crib, swaddled in a pink blanket. Carrying Lily to term had been a wonderful, trying, tedious, amazing, uncomfortable, loving, and exciting experience. It was all worth it to bring forth my darling daughter. My wife, Chantelle, leaned...

At Heaven s Bate

“Hey, Dad. Is there an old wooden queen size bed frame anywhere I could use?” Brian asked as he stared at the vista of his father’s collection filling the old sales floor of the closed down hardware store.His father let out a hum as he thought, and then said, “There’s a queen you could use over in the northwest corner, as long as you don’t scratch up the head and footboards. That’s real wood, not the particle board garbage everything is made out of nowadays. One of these days, I’m going to find...

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Eight part 3

In this part we meet Jane the third member of Eight and she has an interesting flashback to her teens. Hope you enjoy her little adventure and maybe the memories it might bring to you. Thank you very much to the people who have read my little story and even bigger thanks to those who have made comments. Your thoughts are valued very highly. Hope you enjoy this part. Gradually she calmed down and Jane began to ease the monster from her now wide-open arse. As it came out Jane massaged her...

Snow White The True Story

the true story. by Miss Irene Clearmont. The wordsmith sits amongst her voluminous black velvet robes and blue silk and pauses before relating her tale. A mask of ivory, edged with ebony sits easily in her hand. It is the mark of her devotion to the muse Melpomene. She is an older woman, still attractive and alluring despite her fifty years. She sighs as she allows her mind to wander over the details of the saga that she is about to divulge. She speaks… ***** Once upon a time...

The Jared Chronicles Jared Teaches a Lesson Part 1

The Devil’s Rejects were ten minutes into their set, before Sylvia Steele recognised her former student Jared. By that stage her second Black Russian was seeping its way through her bloodstream and her body was swaying rhythmically with the band. Her gaze had strolled over the lead guitarist’s tightly-muscled body several times before she made the connection. “Oh my god. That’s Jared Morgan!” “Who?” asked Gretchen, her fellow teacher at Glen Lake High School. “Before your time,” Sylvia replied,...

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The Coin

By Miss Irene Clearmont. An adult drama in three parts in which women of strong temperament and passions play a vital part. Act I Reign Of Irene, Empress Of The Byzantine Empire. Byzantium Late 797 AD. The island of Principo, Convent of St. George. Act II Reign Of Catherine The Great Of The Russian Empire The Russian Empire Summer 1750 AD. The palace of the Kremlin. Moscow. Act III In The Midst Of The Russian Revolution. Revolutionary Russia Autumn 1919 AD. Lubyanka...

Saw A Sexual Parody Part 1

When I woke up I was in a bathtub, in what looked like an abandoned warehouse. I was completely naked and my arms and legs were both restrained to each other. As I was looking around I noticed cameras in each corner of the room near the ceiling, a door in the far wall and there was also a TV on one wall. The second I looked at the TV it turned on to show a little porcelain doll. After a couple of seconds of looking at this doll, a very soft, strange voice emitted from the TV. It said: “You...

My First Gay Gangbang

Although this story will stand alone I would recommend people reading this start by reading my previous 3 stories to better understand the characters and situations in this story. As with my previous stories this is again heavily based in truth with only slight deviations made to names, places and to make it readable. I arrived home from work and quickly turned on my computer. My heart fluttering with nerves as I waited what seemed like an age for it to load up. Finally the little pop...

Back in the Saddle Again

I remember the night of my epiphany, feeling much like Columbus when he discovered Ohio. I'm Chlamydia Burns, a southern gal from Chatanooga working as an Olive Garden server, befitting my Vanderbilt education. But enough about me. I'm thirty-six, single, auburn hair, hippy, (sounds so much better than big-assed) buxom (which doesn't sound better than 'big tits'). I was tossing and turning at 1:42 AM. Restless. Needy. Internet down and bored with my fingers. I was looking for neither a...

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African Safari

I groan when the truck suddenly starts moving. Through the windows in the side of the canopy which covers the truck, I can see that it is dark outside. I can hear voices above the roar of the engine - it may be the people driving the truck. They sound as if they are speaking in a black-language, Zulu maybe - I recognize parts of it from when I used to visit my grandparents on their farm when I was little. The pick-up is bouncing now - we must be driving somewhere on a 4x4 track or maybe...

Bree 8 The Reunion

THE REUNION by Rodeotexas June 2010 Our Related Stories in Succession. It is advisable to read them in order as the stories transcends to the next one: 1. Bree1 – Kate- Story for Texans, the prequel to: 2. Bree 2 – Girlfriend’s Big Surprise 3. Bree 3- A Trip To The Mountains 4. Bree 4 -Wife’s Accidental Encounter With The Donkey 5. Bree 5 – Bree and Suzanne Go To The Mountains 6. Bree 6 – The Awakenings 7. Bree 7 – Shannon’s Encounter with Jake The Donkey 8. Bree 8 –...

Pirates of Porn Part Two

Dick suddenly pulled his shaft from Cheyenne’s pussy and pushed it into my hungry mouth. When I tasted her sloppy juice on my husband’s cock, I knew that I was hooked on sex forever. I laid beneath Cheyenne on the soft grass next to the waterfall, while Dick fucked her doggy style, squatting with his leg next to hers. Her tits were squashed against my belly as her face was stuck to my pussy; her hands snaked beneath my legs to open my cuntlips wide for the camera. It was as if the essence of my...

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Neat N Naked Dakota

Kit spent most of his time alone. He was a bit of a slob and was feeling very lonely. He was looking for someone to spend time with who would help him clean his house. About a week ago he heard a rumor about this service. He didn't believe the rumors but figured he'd at least call the number he was given to find out a little more about it. He picked up his phone and began dialing . . ."Neat n Naked... where our girls suck better than hoovers. How can we help you?" Came a deep throaty voice...

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Little Red Riding Hood 5

Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood (called Red for short) was a young girl who had just turned fourteen years old. Her father was a lumberjack, so their family lived in a snug little cottage buried deep in a forest. Red was the only child and so she often got bored and lonely. All she did all day was do the chores in the morning, give the family donkey food and water (and sometimes stare at its penis, since it was a male) and clean out its pen. She would then help her mother...

Family guy porn story

“Brian TELEPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s jasper he seems a bit upset”, Louis words rang through brain like a clock bell on Sunday Brian gets out of the little pool and dries himself off, he puts back on his collar and gulps down his martini, “do you mind if i take this in the house?”, brain says casually. “sure brain just say hello to jasper for me” ” I will Louise”, he went inside and started talking too jasper It was ‘t any longer than a minute or two after all the initial catching...

Daddy s Little Waitress Part 2

George rapped his thumbs against the steering wheel to the radio while he hummed a familiar song on the radio. He turned his Lexus out of his Hartford office and onto the busy highway. He couldn’t wait to get home for a weekend alone with his daughter. Ever since their first encounter two weeks ago, things had been very quiet in the Larson household. It wasn’t so much awkward as it was unsure. Neither one of them knew what to do next nor if there would be any further action between...

Victorious part 1 Repost

Victor had that one word to go by as his ‘hello, good morning, or happy Thursday’. He stared at the items before him, and moved it all to his file cabinet behind him. His office life with her was not unlike ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ except he was black and she was beautiful and a few other things. His boss’ actions had long ago cost him the respect of his colleagues. She was beautiful and he was her big black guard dog. They figured Victor to be impotently gay, twisted around her finger...

The Champion s Companion 00

Mokali the merchant shifted on his donkey. “Hey, I paid you good money!” He protested seeing more men flee. From up front, two more men came running on foot. One was a man who drove his wagons. He was a married man who Mokali knew couldn’t fight. “Not for this. They’re wearing their loincloths. They’ll just kill us.” He yelled running past. As if summoning a demon, a black haired Huntress popped out onto the road blocking them in. She was more than six feet tall and skinny. ...

Two s Perfect Three is Incredible

Widowed by a drunken driver five years earlier, I’d thought my opportunities of this kind were lost for good, then . . . I met Shelly. Though ten-years her senior, my life-long diligence, keeping in shape and eating right, was amply rewarded. We’d been introduced by a mutual friend who recognized our shared need for each other; and so I found myself on this sunny afternoon the recipient of incredible pleasure. Shelly is twenty-six, petit at 5-foot, four-inches, and her auburn hair usually...

Life in the Big City

With a weary sigh, a young woman with luxurious light brown hair streaked with blonde flopped down on a queen mattress between a pile of clothes on hangars and a box labeled “Stuff that goes with other stuff”. She fumbled absently behind her head for her purse, finally grabbed the strap, and pulled her wallet out. She pulled a twenty (her second to last one) out and lay patiently on the bed staring at the ceiling and hoping the air conditioning would take hold at some point and begin to...

Body Language

Technically, Lyndall wasn’t divorced, because she’d never actually been legally married, but she’d been in a de-facto relationship for about six years, so she was the nearest thing to a divorcee. She already had two kids when I met her, so I kind of got a package deal when we got married, with a ready-made family, consisting of a wife and two young girls: Krystal, who was seven, and Karla, who was only four years old. I’ve got to say, Lyndall and I were happy for the first few years, or...

Finding a friend

The race wasn’t nail biting, after the first few laps of intense action and the usual knockouts at the first corner of the race, there had been little for the Ferrari clad Misty to cheer about, probably out of boredom, her similarly clothed boyfriend had begun an argument with the couple next to them. The couple were British and American, their accents noticable over the noise of the spectators but and were dressed in matching silvery gray tops and black jeans. The silvery satin shirts had...

The Slave Princess

What the brush takes time to say. As the years go by, The sword’s words are forgotten While the brush’s words live on. - The Canticle of Menkeret. ……………………………………………….. The ropes dig into my wrists but I feel no pain. I face the setting sun across a boundless sapphire sea but I am only vaguely conscious of the marvelous beauty before me. I am naked but clothed in resignation. I am hungry but know intuitively that soon I will be replete. I should feel fear but prefer to trust in...

Please Don t

I would like to relate an odd but pleasant incident that happened to me a few years ago. There is of course a lovely lady involved. That is the best part of the story. I met Joyce a few years before this happened and was immediately in lust with her. She was a chunky, beautiful woman. To those of you who don’t love big girl’s thank you, that leaves them to guys like me. There was something about her that absolutely turned me on. I guess it was her smile and impish attitude and her...

Art Object

The first time that I saw Violet Gable was on a warm Saturday afternoon at the end of March, when I decided to sit in Mount Vernon Square and admire the weather, as well as the young women just out of their winter coats. Needless to say, I had no idea that she was named Violet Gable. I was fairly sure from looking at her that she was somewhere between 18 and 25 (20, I eventually found out), and that she was a student at the Art Institute since it was nearby and she was using a...

Jemma

The following story is based on the imagination of a reader who has given permission for the use of her ideas. For the sake of privacy, her name will not be published and does not bare any resemblance to the characters portrayed herein. The beginning is entirely her story, with only editorial alterations, background, in fills and the conclusion on my part. As with all of the works posted by me, under my name, it is protected by international copyright and may not be copied, published or...

Wild Child

Yes, I know that a gorilla’s sexual organs only average 35 -50 millimetres, but in the interests of poetic licence and stretching that to its limits, and for the erotic value, this group are blessed with better than the primate average. Prologue. Extract from the London Times. The Times, 12th December 1981. Plane crash in Congolese forest. On Sunday, a light aeroplane piloted by Fred Simpson, CEO of Union Oil was believed to have gone down in the heart of the former...

Treehouse Story

Amelia was such a girl. She hat tree older brothers that, when I think about it, was kinna hot. All the girls in our class begged her to give them phone numbers but she never did. She offered me some from time to time ’course I wasn’t just one of the girls from the class. I was her best friend. She was good friends with a lot of the boys. But she, god knows why, kept holding on to me. Even trough I didn’t really had her interests. I was the little “pink” girl. I was only children and I have to...

Salvation Ch 7 Entertainments

She was able to see all the intertwining buildings that made up her beloved St Saviour’s and the long tree-lined drive that was now showing signs of wear due to the increased number of visitors. “Today, we are going to have so much fun!” she told herself. The newly built dungeon will at last come alive with the sound of children’s screams, as they struggle to entertain the lusting audience. Alice had to pinch herself to be reminded that this wasn’t a dream. The very thought of...

My Sister Ashley chapter 3

“Whatcha doing?” she asked aimlessly picking through my stuff messing up the order I had put them in. “Nothing. What do you want?” “Tim,” she sighed pinching the bridge of her nose, “I thought you would have gotten it by now.” “Gotten what?” I responded innocently. I knew exactly what she was talking about but I wanted to string it out as long as possible and make her lose interest. I really didn’t have the energy for anything that she wanted to do. “Don’t play with me...

Loving my beautiful Mom

Sadly, Dad was always a simply grotesque parody of a human being: a drunk, mean, mistrustful, dominating bigot, who's only real pleasure in life was putting down the confidence of those around him. He proclaimed himself as a 'self-made man,' someone who had come from a poor background and made lots of money in business, in his case as a building contractor. Yes, he was good at making money, and at golf, but apart from that the way I could best describe him was as a twenty four carat gold...

Dr Nooo a complete BDSM story

She gave a frustrated grunt holding her hands up in disbelief. The windscreen wipers still screeched to and fro and she could just make out a window light not far into the trees. It was late evening and she'd seen too few cars to think one would be coming along very soon. So she decided to make a dash for it. The light was deceptively distant and by the time Jennifer had reached the front door of the white building she looked like a drowned rat. I say building because she didn't think...

Barbarene

Prologue Horst Wessel considered himself a brave man. He seldom experienced fear, having become adept at avoiding situations likely to put him to the test. Instead, he sought those which guaranteed him power, and exploited them to the utmost. Tonight though, things had not begun well. Not well at all. As he left the tenement in which he lived, there had been a black van parked a few doors down. He heard the motor start as he crossed the street. It followed at a discreet distance. All senses...

Free Universal Carnal Knowledge Pt 32

XXXII Operation Saturday Saturday was to be a big day. All week, I had been organising it like a military campaign. And the objectives of Operation Saturday were twofold: (a) to clear up Albert’s house, and (b) to get me laid as much as possible. The former task had been outstanding for over a fortnight now. At first I had procrastinated because it looked like such hard, dirty work, then the increasingly dramatic effects of FUCK had given me other things to worry about. But now, I was...

Caught with his Pants Down Ch 03

Chapter 3: Taming The Rage When Gloria Carter rang the doorbell at her son and ex-husband’s house and received no answer it annoyed her. She did not like being ignored and she had very special plans for her and her son that day. She was going to do something which would change both of their lives forever. When she tried to determine if anyone was home by checking the garage and found both cars present it caused her concern. When she tried the doorbell again, still received no answer then...

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