Princess Peach captured
(Disclaimer: This story is a porn parody. It is not officially endorsed by Nintendo or their affiliates. The writer is in no way associated with Nintendo or their affiliates. All copyrights are owned by Nintendo) (Mario is canonically 26 years old; Princess Peach is canonically 25 years old; and while Bowser doesn't officially have an age, he has been seen as being a baby when Mario was a baby, so he cannot be much older; I would say Bowser is 30. This means I can safely say that all characters...