Sil my roommate
Sil, my old hippy roommate, came in without me hearing her and before I knew what was what, she was behind me with her hands over my eyes. I jumped and screamed and eggs went flying everywhere! We both laughed and I was like, ‘What did you do that for! You spazmo! Look what you did to my beautiful omelet!’ I was only joking. Sil picked a bit of egg and cheese out of my hair and ate it. ‘You are so gross, do you know that?’ I said. ‘Yeah, come on over here and I’ll show you how gross I am.’ She...