Tommy The Tongue
Back in High School they called me Tommy The Tongue because my tongue was as big as Gene Simmons. I later learned what my tongue was good for. Take my girlfriend, Tisha. I spent the night at her place after making plenty of noise in the bedroom. She was quite the screamer I gotta say. I was in the kitchen making some coffee while I awaited on her return from her morning jog. She took serious care of her body, avoiding all the sweets and anything fattening. I heard the door slammed shut and in...