Petting Janey
"Every boy needs a dog," my husband told me. His boyish grin made me wonder if he'd bought the animal for our son, Kyle, or for himself. "That's not a dog," I decided. "It's a horse. What are we going to do with it?" "It?" Robert looked offended. "Rex is a he, not an it, Janey. He had the biggest balls in the store." "His name is Rex?" I rolled my eyes. "Yep!" "And you picked him because he has big balls?" "Bigger is better, right?" He sounded serious. "Just don't...