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December 2003 - February 2004

Once we got off the airplanes, we were greeted by a blast of hot air. Kuwait must not have gotten the memo stating it was the winter, since the temperature was in the nineties and climbing. I had stowed my rucksack and M-249 in the overhead of the plane, so I retrieved them and carried them off. I was sweating by the time we got to the terminal, otherwise known as the JPRC, the Joint Personnel Reception Center. That was where our personal gear and baggage would be brought, and where our heavy gear was waiting for us. More than a few of the old-timers were surprised to find any of our stuff there, let alone all of it.

For the next several days, we unpacked and sorted out our equipment. Our weapons were restored to operability, and ammo was issued. I think that was the first time I realized that I was at war. Back at Fort Benning and Fort Drum, you might have been issued a weapon, but that simply meant you were handed an ID tag and you stored the weapon in the Armory. When you needed it, you gave them the tag and they gave you the weapon. Ammo was only issued at the firing range, and you had to either fire it or give it all back, and they counted every single cartridge. Forget about bringing ammo in from outside, too, since that was completely forbidden.

Now, we were expected to carry our weapons everywhere, and they issued us ammunition like they expected us to use it. We didn’t have to sign or account for anything. That felt very strange. Likewise, once we unloaded our gear, we were expected to wear our helmets and armor vests, everywhere and all the time. If you didn’t, you could expect to get chewed out by every sergeant and officer over you. A recurring theme would be that they really didn’t care if you died, but they would be damned if they wanted to do the paperwork. Your life or death was your problem, so if you wanted to stay alive, wear your gear!

Part of our training was acclimatization to the climate. That part was easy. Imagine sticking your head in an oven, and then crawl inside so your entire body can enjoy the experience. Finally, make sure to pull the door shut afterwards, so you don’t let the heat out. Heat stroke and heat exhaustion and dehydration were suddenly something that wasn’t just a lesson we had been taught at Basic, but real problems that could kill you. You were drinking water by the quart, simply because you were sweating everything out by the quart.

The one thing we hadn’t had to ship over were vehicles. Trucks and Humvees were already waiting for us at the airbase. We had left our trucks and vehicles behind at Fort Drum. These were new vehicles, with that new-vehicle smell. We broke down the shipping containers into company and platoon containers. Personal gear was loaded into Humvees, usually one Humvee per fire team, with maybe a small trailer hauled behind it. Some of the gear stayed in the twenty-foot containers and was shipped that way. We stayed at Ali-as-Saleem through Christmas, and were able to have a real Christmas dinner, with turkey and stuffing and gravy and everything else. It might not have been home, but it sure beat MREs.

The next day it was time to go to war. We were replacing the Second Armored Cavalry Squadron in Iraq, and they had sent down some guides and drivers as a welcoming committee. We were being sent north, first to Baghdad and then from there we would drive west to someplace called Ramadi. This was part of what they called the ‘Sunni Triangle’ and was the heart of Iraq. The guys from the Second Cav looked really beat up and tired, and I am sure we looked like green newbies to them. I noticed that every one of them had his head on a swivel, constantly looking around for threats and targets, even in Kuwait. Was that because Kuwait wasn’t safe, or because where we were going it was the only way to stay alive?

Alpha Team was able to fit into a single Humvee, with a lot of our gear in the trailer we were pulling behind us. We were assigned Sergeant William Fuller as our guide. That put five of us in a four-seat vehicle, but it wasn’t a problem. Satterly had Williger, Riley, and me alternating up on the Ma Deuce on the roof turret; he and Fuller rode inside the entire trip.

Fuller was about twenty-three I guessed, and darkly tanned and rawhide tough and thin. He had a way of looking at you like he was looking right through you, as if you weren’t worthy of his notice. We were traveling in a convoy north, out of Kuwait. First, we headed up Route 80, which Fuller told us was the famous Highway of Death during the Gulf War back in 1991. The Iraqis tried to run north back to Iraq and were strafed and bombed by Coalition forces. That ended in Basra, and then we got on Route 1, which headed straight towards Baghdad. Along the way, Fuller was giving us a running description of what we were seeing.

Trust Riley Fox to ask all sorts of strange questions. Williger was doing a rotation on the .50 cal when Riley asked. “Why in the world did they send a division that is supposed to specialize in climbing mountains with pine trees to a desert?” Fuller just gave him a look that said he didn’t answer idiot questions. (Satterly simply said that it was just a name, nothing more.) Riley then followed it up with, “Are there any women around where we’re going?”

I rolled my eyes at that. We had gotten several lectures about women in Iraq, the general gist of which was to leave them alone, or else. Still, Riley was eighteen, like me, and horny. Sergeant Fuller sighed and twisted around to look back at him. I was driving, and Riley and Satterly were in the back. “You want to know about women where we’re going?” he asked.

“Yeah, sure!”

“Okay, let me tell you a little story, and you’ll learn all you need to know about women in Iraq. It was shortly after we arrived, and we were stationed at this little shithole outpost that was near this canal. One afternoon, some asshole Iraqi comes driving up in this piece-of-shit flatbed truck, racing hell for leather up the road. None of these assholes actually know how to drive in any case, but anyway, here he comes, pounding up the road. It’s cold as hell that day, so he’s inside, along with his son. His wife and daughter are sitting on the bed of the truck, not because there’s no room inside, but because women ride outside in the cold, not inside with the men. They aren’t worth anything, got it?”

Riley nodded silently, and Sergeant Fuller continued. “So, anyway, this asshole comes pounding up the road when he sees our checkpoint, and he suddenly gets nervous. He hits the brakes, but he’s driving too fast, and he ends up bouncing off the road and into the canal. We’re just watching this, it’s right outside the front gate, and a bunch of us run out to rescue them. They aren’t too far into the water, and it’s not that big a canal, so this guy, PFC Jones, skinny kid, he goes into the canal and starts helping them. He pulls out the driver, who is screaming and cussing him in Arabic, and then he reaches inside and pulls out the boy, who’s only about five or so. Meanwhile Mustafa, or whatever his name is, is standing there on the bank of the canal, cussing us all. His wife and daughter have fallen into the canal, but he’s not moving to rescue them, he’s cussing them for not getting out on their own. They’re going to drown because they aren’t worth as much to him as the truck is.”

I gulped at that. Fuller wasn’t finished. “So, Jonesy, he decides that since he is already cold and wet, he’ll rescue the girl and the wife. He wades further out into the canal and fishes them out, first the little girl, and then the wife. She’s really in bad shape, so he puts her down on the road and we begin doing some CPR, to get the water out of her lungs. While all this is going on, her asshole of a husband is still cussing us and demanding we pull his truck out and leave his wife alone. He’s drunk, too, completely blasted on something. We get the wife alive, and she stands up, and Mustafa starts cussing her out, and then starts hitting her. We pull them apart, and he pulls out a knife, not to attack us, but to attack her! That was all it took for us, and Jonesy shot the dumb bastard.”

“Huh. What...”, asked Riley, but Fuller waved him silent.

“I’m not done yet. It gets better. We sent the woman and her family home with the body. The next morning, we found her head out by the front gate. We sent Hamid, our interpreter, into the town with a couple of troopers to find out what had happened. Because we had helped her out of the canal and then killed her drunken asshole of a husband, her husband’s brothers and cousins first gang-raped her, then killed her in front of her children, an honor killing they called it, and then cut off her head and left it for us. The son was being raised by an uncle and the daughter was sold into slavery in another town.”

“Jesus Christ!” muttered Riley.

“So now you know everything you need to know about Iraqi women. If you even look at one funny, she’ll be killed, and it will be on your head. You got any other damn fool questions?”

“No, Sergeant.”

“Then you can sit there and shut up for the rest of this trip.”

I cleared my throat, and Fuller looked over at me. “You got something to ask, Private?”

“Uh, did anything happen to Private Jones? Did he get in any trouble?”

Fuller smiled. “No, he was good. As soon as that knife came out, it was justified.” He turned back to the front, and then turned back to face me. “Of course, three weeks later he got blown up in an IED explosion. Welcome to Iraq!”

Fuck me!

We spent the night at Camp Victory, which was everything and anything surrounding the Baghdad International Airport. The place was fucking huge and was a gigantic construction site in the middle of a war zone. It was sort of nice, if you didn’t mind being in the desert and getting shot at occasionally. We were directed to a deserted area to one side and told to park and not to leave our bivouac site. We got there too late for dinner, but they knew we were coming, so meals were placed in large thermos-type containers called mermites for us. The next morning, we were escorted, the entire battalion, to a dining hall for breakfast. We were told to eat well, since this would be the last decent meal we might get - ever!

After that we were back on the road, Taking Route 97 and then Route 1. Distance-wise we weren’t that far, maybe 130 klicks, about 80 miles or so, but it took us hours. Sergeant Fuller was on high alert and kept telling us to keep our eyes open. We were moving slowly because we had some engineer vehicles ahead of us looking for buried IEDs, improvised explosive devices or booby-traps, and since that slowed us down, it made us easier targets for anybody who wanted to shoot at us.

Eventually we pulled into an open area that looked like a fortified camp. We could get out of our Humvee but were told to not get too comfortable. We were at the local headquarters and laager for the Second Cav, but it was not our final destination. Around us were parked Bradleys and M-1s. From there, we would be split up into company and platoon formations and get sent on to our new homes. Sergeant Fuller turned us over to a very quiet Specialist, and we took off again, this time to a place called Dush-el-Kebir. That was our new home away from home.

If the world ever needs an enema, the nozzle will be stuck in Dush-el-Kebir. The place was dirty and smelled like a combination of shit and incense. In Arabic it probably meant ‘Paradise of the Virgins’, or some stupid shit like that. The English name was scrawled in a badly painted sign over the main gate, ‘Little Big Horn II.’ Since that was too long a name to use, it was simply known as Camp Custer. There was a lot of symbolism there. I looked over at Billy Hastings, over in Bravo Three, and asked, “Hey, Billy, any of your relatives at the first battle?” Billy, despite the English sounding name, was supposed to be half Sioux.

“So they say.”

“How’s it feel to be on the other side?”

“I suddenly feel sorry for Custer; you know?”

I snorted and nodded. I had taken a good hard look at people as we rolled into town and got nothing back but a look of raw hatred. Those people did not want us to be here. It was an almost physical reaction.

Riley looked around and said, “This is the Fertile Crescent? This is the cradle of civilization?”

Tom Pernikov from Second Squad, answered. He was a PFC but hadn’t been in any longer than Riley or me. He was older, twenty-two, and had graduated from college with a degree in English literature, and when he couldn’t find a job that would pay for graduate school, had joined the Army. His nickname was ‘The Professor.’ “It actually was very fertile, up through most of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries. This is what happens when you combine global warming with the increasing salinification of the soil from excessive damming, flood control, and ground water pumping.” The Professor was probably as smart as Kelly and should have been back home trying to get in some college girl’s pants, but he suffered from the fact that he was as ugly as the butt end of a porcupine.

Riley looked over at me and shook his head. I smiled back and asked Pernikov, “Hey, Professor, how’s that college degree working out for you?”

“I think I should have taken that opening at the McDonalds after all.”

“Yeah, suddenly pushing a broom at the feed mill is looking a whole lot better,” I agreed. That night I wrote a pair of letters, one to Kelly and one to my folks, and marked the envelopes ‘Send in the event of my death’ and propped them up on a little table next to where I kept my chimp box.

The guys from the Second Cav stuck around for a day, just long enough to show us the sights, which were limited, and Camp Custer, which was pretty minimal as well. It was basically a two-story building off one side of the edge of the town. The main drag went past our front gate, an offshoot of Route 1 from Baghdad to Ramadi. Across the road was a half-assed canal that had overgrown weeds along the banks and stagnant green water in it. There were several outbuildings in a square around the main building, and a low wall surrounded the entire compound. The wall was topped with concertina wire, and sandbag fortifications were everywhere. The relatively fresh bullet holes and pockmarks on the walls were unsettling.

Fourth of the Fourth was deployed in a line of these small forts all along the main roads south of the Sunni Triangle west of Fallujah. It was like a string of pearls, really ugly pearls. Each pearl was about two miles apart and was a platoon-strength strong point. That meant Alpha Company was stretched out about eight miles along the road. The rest of the battalion was positioned further up the road, to Ramadi and beyond. The total stretch was about twenty miles from end to end. There was supposed to be a battery of 155s nearby to support us, stationed at battalion headquarters in the center of the line. The theory was that each strong point would be close enough to support the ones on either side. In case anybody ran into something they couldn’t handle, first company and then battalion assets would be able to be brought in as reinforcements. Camp Custer was just one of the strong points.

First Platoon’s job was to man Camp Custer. We had to guard the camp, provide backup for the Iraqi Army and police, secure the road, and provide escorts to the aid agencies who were trying to help the Iraqis rebuild their country. We had thirty-nine guys to do that.

The shit started hitting the fan the day after the guys from Second Cav took off. Maybe the Iraqis knew we were the new guys in town and didn’t know what we were doing, so they decided to test us. That test took place at about 1000, when Staff Sergeant Budreau was dragged into the medic shack with a bullet in his left leg. A sniper had nailed him while he was walking across the courtyard. The Raging Vipers had just earned their first medal of the deployment, a Purple Heart. Budreau was going to be okay - Doc Jenkins dug the bullet out and sewed him up so that he didn’t even need to be sent to Baghdad - but he was off his feet for a few days and the Iraqis had welcomed us in style. Suddenly the nickname of ‘One One Bullet Catcher’ became something a lot less amusing.

I killed my first person the next night. Alpha Team was assigned to man the roadblock on the eastern side of Camp Custer. To go through, a driver had to come to a complete stop and be inspected by an Iraqi Army patrol. If there was a problem, we were supposed to back them up. The IA patrol was supposed to stop all cars, inspect them, question the driver and occupants, and then clear them for further travel. This was supposed to keep everybody safe from possible car bombs and control the traffic in illegal weapons. At night there was a complete curfew.

There were several problems with this whole program, starting with the Iraqi Army units assigned to Dush-el-Kebir. One of the first things we did after invading and setting up a new government was to fire the old government and fire the old Army. That was complicated by the fact that the old government and Army had been manned and run by the Sunnis, who had lorded it over the Shiite majority. Now the Shiites were in control, and either didn’t know what they were doing or didn’t care. Or worse. Both the Army and the Police were a wild combination of incompetent and corrupt. They thought nothing of shaking down everybody they could, so if somebody was bringing in a car bomb, they could be paid off to let it through. That meant that an American patrol had to watch to make sure they inspected something. Otherwise, it was a lock that a car bomb would be passed through the checkpoint and come straight for our front gate.

Guard duty was boring and dangerous. It was ninety-nine percent boredom and one percent sheer terror. The same night that Sergeant Budreau got shot, a family decided to drive around despite a curfew, so the Iraqi Army guards manning the western checkpoint decided to simply light them up. That got all of us out of our racks. The next night Riley and I were on duty watching over the eastern roadblock, with Williger and Satterly covering us.

At about 2300 Riley said, “Did you hear that?”

I looked at him, and answered, “Hear what?”

He cocked his head to one side. “I don’t know. Something. It almost sounded like a truck engine.”

“Nothing’s running. It’s after curfew,” I replied. Then I heard something, too. And I turned towards the eastern roadblock. The side roads between Camp Custer and the roadblocks were supposed to be blocked off, but something was rounding a corner that wasn’t supposed to be open.

Riley yelled, “The roadblock is open, the shits are gone!”

“Oh, fuck me in the heart!” A large diesel truck was coming around the corner, gears grinding as it accelerated.

Riley grabbed the radio from the Humvee we were next to, but I knew this would be over long before Lieutenant Bernicki or Platoon Sergeant Turner could be contacted. Suddenly it was like time slowed down for me, or maybe I sped up, or something like that. Sergeant Turner later told me that it was simply the training kicking in, and my body was moving on something he called ‘muscle memory’. I don’t know if that was true or not, and it sounded like something to ask the Professor or Kelly or somebody smart.

I didn’t even have time to think. I simply stepped to the side and brought my M-249 up to my shoulder. As soon as I had the proper sight picture, I let out half a breath and pulled the trigger. I was running a standard mix of one tracer round to four ball rounds, and it looked like a laser was being shot out of the barrel. After a second, I stopped firing, and then touched the trigger again. At a cyclic firing rate of 800 rounds a minute, my 200 round hard magazine would be empty in 15 seconds. It would also probably melt the barrel. Instead, I fired short bursts, keeping the weapon on target rather than allowing the recoil to make the barrel climb towards the sky.

I kept pouring the laser light into the cab of the truck. The truck, originally aiming directly for Riley and me, began to jerk and buck, and then suddenly veered to the right and ran off the road and into a pile of rubble. Then Riley grabbed me and pulled me down behind our sandbagged revetment, and it was a damn good thing he did. The truck exploded, and the blast wave was enough to jolt the Humvee and kick it sideways a couple of feet.

Williger and Satterly came running up and jumped into the revetment with us. Sergeant Satterly was yelling something, but I couldn’t hear him, just the ringing in my ears. He grabbed my shoulder and hauled me upright and pointed me back down the road. I think he wanted me to protect against a possible follow-on attack. That was the logical idea anyway. Use a suicide truck bomb to breach the gate or wall, and then rush the breach on foot, hoping to penetrate during the confusion and either kill or capture some of the soldiers inside.

I shook my head, trying to shake off the fuzziness and ringing in my ears. Around us Camp Custer was going batshit crazy. Floodlights were focusing on us and the surrounding area, and Lieutenant Bernicki and a couple of other guys were running out of the gate towards us. Any chance that any of us were going to get any sleep had just gone right out the window.

After things got settled down some, Alpha Team was brought back inside Camp Custer and debriefed. That involved Lieutenant Bernicki wanting to know what happened and why we did what we did. Shortly after dawn, it got crazier. Captain Holman showed up, flying in on a Blackhawk with a ready team from Company. He hadn’t just heard about the truck bomb from First Platoon, he had also heard about it from Second Platoon, further down the road at a fortified spot they called the Alamo. The blast had been loud enough that they had heard it two miles away!

We went through it all over again. By then my hearing was getting back to normal. We’d been at it all night, and I looked at Captain Holman. “Am I in trouble, sir? Am I going to get charged with something?” That would just be the icing on the cake as far as I was concerned, getting arrested for killing a suicide bomber without reading him his rights first.

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The Grim ReaperChapter 45 Job Prospects

I called Kelly as soon as I had finished a couple of slices. It was a Thursday, so she promised to come home that night and spend a long weekend with me. I told her I was heading over to the apartment and to find me there. It would be late when she got there, but that didn’t matter much to me. I went back to the kitchen, grabbed another slice of pizza and a beer, and sat down in the family room. Bobbie Joe returned my keys. When I was finished, I kissed Mom on the cheek and headed out. The...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 8 Scholar

Tuesday, January 7, 2019 The rest of the semester was a bitch, a stone-cold cast-iron bitch. I don’t know what I had been expecting, but it was just unrelenting work. Maybe it was because I had taken a lot of time on the two consulting jobs or maybe it was because of the time taken up with Tolley’s book project. More likely it was because I didn’t know what the hell I was doing trying to get a doctorate in history. I mean, I knew there was a lot of reading that was going to be involved....

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 11 Early Retirement

Seamus fell asleep in his car seat before Kelly got home. That made him extra fussy when we got there, and he was handed to me after she got him out of the car. For the next hour we kept putting him to bed and he kept waking up and fussing. Kelly and I talked about my father’s condition. “So, what happens next?” I asked. “This ever happen to your father?” “Not that I’ve ever heard. Maybe he doesn’t exercise as vigorously as your father does.” I had to laugh at that. “There are some things...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 31 Fire Team Leader

June 2005-March 2006 The next morning, we were back to the Army in earnest. Most everybody had filtered back, and we began with PT, physical training, including calisthenics and a four-mile conditioning run. I was hurting as bad as any of the other troops. Leave had left me soft. It didn’t matter, since I knew I would be back in shape in a few weeks, tops. Montoya and Gonzalez, the fuzzies just out of Benning, were in decent shape. Riley was coming off leave and was in about the same...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 47 Job Hunting

Nothing job-related came to my attention by Friday afternoon. I speculated what the perfect job ad would look like - “Wanted! Matucket Firearms Corporation has an immediate opening for product design and testing in their Machine Gun Division! Iraqi war veterans with PTSD desired! Call now, operators are standing by!” I remembered that the AK-47 was invented by a busted-up Russian sergeant during World War II. Too bad there really wasn’t a Matucket Firearms Corporation, either with or without...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 15 Recuperation

Monday, September 26, 2022 Monday was a busy day. I bundled the kids off to school and then called Matucket State. While I didn’t go into details, I had to let her Department Vice-Chair know she was going to be away from work for a week or two. I didn’t know who to call at DARPA or the NSA, but Kelly didn’t talk to them daily anyway; she could handle that chore. Then I drove over to the hospital. By all accounts, I would be able to bring her home that day. First, though, she needed to be...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 15 Background Briefing

Monday, March 19, 2018 “Dispatch to One-Six-Three.” “One-Six-Three to Dispatch, go ahead.” Dispatch to One-Six-Three, say location.” I was curious as to why Dispatch wanted to know where I was, since they had sent me to supervise an accident at Pinetree and Glen Aubrey. There was a three-car pileup on Glen Aubrey after the first car, a silver Nissan sedan had suddenly braked for a squirrel. The next car, a red Ford Fusion had slammed into the Nissan from behind and had then been...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 34 Moving Forward

Hank called me later that evening, laughing about the three chuckleheads, as he called them, and told me that he had told them some more stories. Of course, he kept their glasses full, so it was a profitable conversation for him. He told me that he had told a bunch of war stories about ‘the old days’ and how we did things ‘back then.’ I laughed and invited him and his wife over some night, and to just call me or Kelly to schedule it. Over the weekend Kelly and I goofed off while driving the...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 17 Preparations

Chief Crowley called the meeting to an end. He told Captain Abernathy to light a fire under the detectives and see if anybody had seen any African-American strangers recently. At best we had maybe a day or two before something might happen. Captain Bullfinch and Lieutenant Roscoe were told to give whatever support possible, including moving watch schedules around. Hank was told to assist me and dial up TRT. As far as I was concerned, Priority One was taking care of my family. What was even...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 60 Wedded Bliss

Saturday, June 21, 2008 I continued riding with Hank Jenkins for two weeks, and he signed off on turning me loose on the public on my own. During our time he taught me about the night and graveyard shifts, much like Jerry had taught me about the day shift and general police work. We also brought in a number of bad guys on various warrants, taking criminals off the street and otherwise making Matucket safer for all. It seemed like every shift would start with Hank handing me a stack of...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 21 Bank Robbery

Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 30 Fort Drum

April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 17 Summer

June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 17 Miles Madigan

Summer 2023 The job in Sullivan Springs was a larger project than most of those I had already worked on. The spreadsheets were smoking by the time I got through with them. When I contacted Ballantine in two weeks, it was only to tell him I was still working the project. Unlike some of my other jobs, in this one I didn’t have a single answer already packaged. In my other jobs the chief or sheriff already knew what he wanted to do and simply needed an outsider to give him a third-party...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 41 Abu Dhabi

January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 2 Reunion

It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 48 Administrative Assistant

I was able to get in to see Captain Crowley on Thursday morning. Another young officer, African-American this time, was the one who escorted me in, and this time Crowley had some paperwork on his desk. I got the impression that after this meeting it would be time to shit or get off the pot. Crowley outlined the procedure to apply, and then reviewed the pay and benefits. “Grim, as an Administrative Assistant you make a bit more than minimum wage, but it’s a full-time job and it qualifies you...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 20 Schools End

Dad didn’t say anything to me the next day, so we must have covered our tracks. At least the back seat in the SuperCrew was wide enough for us to lay semi-flat on. We still drove around in the cold air with the windows down. Monday at school I saw Coach Summers and gave him the news. I was out for a week, and would be reevaluated afterwards, so I might be able to play if we won next week and went to State. “I won’t let you back on the field until you bring me a release from the doctor,” he...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 27 Returning Home

June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 8 Sunday October 1 2017

For the last few days President Trump had been on a Twitter rampage, demanding that the NFL players stand during the anthem, demanding the team owners and coaches fire them if they didn’t, and promising dire actions otherwise. Both Jack and I were getting slammed left and right, me for not complaining about the football players’ protests and Jack for not doing more. He was also bitching about Puerto Rico, primary elections, and fake news. No wonder he wasn’t doing his job - he was spending...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 24 Boxie

2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 19 Rescue

I never really passed out, but I wasn’t in a mood to keep talking. The immediate threat was contained, and since I was trapped under a tree and wounded, I wasn’t going to wander around the battlefield. After a few minutes I began to hear sirens, both police and fire department; I wouldn’t be alone for long. I twisted my head to the left but couldn’t see to the end of the driveway out on Lakeside Drive. I did see flashing lights approaching, and the sirens went silent. Moments later I heard a...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 66 Old Acquaintances

Grandpa was right about some of what he had said. I googled ‘medal of honor procedure’ later and it turned out there was a huge process involved in giving the Medal of Honor. Once the recommendation worked its way up from Battalion to Brigade and then to Division, it landed at the Pentagon. At least two boards in the Human Resources Command had to approve it, and then it went before the Chief of Staff, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 12 Thanksgiving

Thursday morning was an exercise in controlled chaos. I had time to do a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon, which could be a bit of a luxury. I tried to cook a nice family breakfast on weekends but shift work with the MPD meant I frequently missed weekends. At least three of us ate well. Seamus only ate Froot Loops; he was almost three and was still a knucklehead in the Terrible Twos. After breakfast Kelly put Riley and me to work cleaning the house. Seamus, on the other...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 70 60 Minutes

Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case. The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 8 Recuperation

Mom went back to work down in the ER the next morning, which I found a blessing. I mean, I loved my mother, but she was driving me completely nuts hanging around the room with me. She still dropped in at lunchtime, but I could handle that. Otherwise, I had her bring in a few books from home that I could read holding up with my left hand. Kelly came over after school on Tuesday. She had worked out an arrangement to take a different bus over to the hospital, and then either Mom would take her...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 7 Friday September 29 2017 to Saturday September 30 2017

Friday started out like most other days. We got Riley off to school on the bus, and Kelly loaded Seamus in the Sienna to take to day care at Matucket State. The big difference was that we dug out all the luggage. While she was at class, I packed all my formal stuff in a hanging bag, with the rest in a suitcase. As soon as Kelly and Seamus came home, she grabbed her stuff out of the closet and told me to start packing, while she packed everything for the kids. It became a mad rush, since I...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 6 Kelly

Friday, February 16, 2001 School had just started again after the winter break. I was hanging out after lunch with some friends near the south stairwell lockers, with Tilly next to me, when Terry Watson muttered, “Holy shit!” as he looked at something behind me. I turned around and didn’t see anything unusual, at least not at first. What I did see looked like a bunch of girls hugging. Then I saw one of the girls turn around and come over towards us. She was slim, about my height, with...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 19 A Winning Season

Jack managed to finagle a ride home with a couple of cheerleaders who were juniors. I have no idea if he got anything more from them than a lift home, and I didn’t want to know. One of these days my brother’s love life was going to bite him in the ass. Some girl was going to find him with another girl, and there would be hell to pay. Hopefully she wouldn’t be carrying a weapon when that happened. The Sports Section headline Saturday morning was “UNDERDOG PIONEERS CRUSH WARRIORS!” I had no...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 68 Television

I knew what the citation said; whether I believed it was a different question. It didn’t matter much. I stood there, kept my mouth shut, and looked straight ahead. The President put the ribbon around my neck, and everybody saluted and applauded. He gave me a whispered, ‘At ease.’, and I was able to break position and shake his hand in thanks. That was the end of the official ceremony, and it was time for a meet-and-greet. Mister and Mrs. Obama escorted me down off the stage and over to where...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 53 Living the Dream

Police work was vastly different from military life. One of the biggest differences was that the U.S. Army was quite monolithic, in the sense that everybody trained and fought the same way. Every infantryman trained at Fort Benning. Every helicopter crewman trained at Fort Rucker. Every medic trained at Fort Sam Houston. You get the idea. The same could be said at any camp or fort in the country. Everybody did things the same. There’s a reason they called it the ‘big green machine.’ It made...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 63 Out of State Visitors

Saturday, October 24, 2009 My schedule that week was the night shift, Tuesday to Friday, and then I would have off, Saturday to Tuesday. That worked out well, since Saturday was my parents’ anniversary, and both Kelly and I would have the day off. I would be able to sleep late and then we could go over to the house later. Since it was their Silver Anniversary, the plan was for Bobbie Joe, Kelly, and me to take the parental units out to a nice dinner. Jack and Teresa couldn’t be there, of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 69 Going Home

That was basically the end of the craziness. From Chicago we flew home for a long weekend. Monday, we flew back to New York, and I went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which proved interesting. Stewart was on the liberal side of the spectrum, but he always showed a lot of respect to the soldiers even as he crucified the politicians who got us into Iraq and Afghanistan. Most of the interview was the standard questions, but at the end he asked me something nobody else had asked. Stewart:...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 43 Aftermath

It looked like almost the entire platoon had arrived, led by Lieutenant Southerland. They rolled up to the front gate, actually driving over various body parts as they did so and stopped. The crashed Apache blocked the way in. The first guys to come inside the compound simply stood there and stared at the carnage, though a couple of guys tossed their cookies. Eventually somebody noticed I was standing there and Southerland and another couple of guys ran over to me. “Sergeant Reaper! Sergeant...

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Our 5 day nude camping trip in a public campground

As you already know I love outdoor nudity but combine that with our other outdoor hobbies and you have a real winning combination. Not too long ago we decided to spend a 5 day get away camping. We packed our camping and fishing gear but I did not pack one stitch of clothing. In fact I was naked when we left home until we returned home. It would be 5 full days of wearing nothing at all with whatever exposure that brought me.We arrived at the campground early the first day. The campground was...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 18 Senior Year

Our first game of the season was at the end of the month, the last Friday of August, the 30th. It was a home game with North Cobb High, from up in Kennesaw. They were from a wealthy suburb of Atlanta, and North Cobb was a big school, certainly bigger than us. That was important in high school football, since the more students you had, the more likely you’ll be able to find better players. I commented on that to Kelly once, and she said something about Gaussian distributions and standard...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 38 Coming Together

Things moved along through the summer. At times it seemed as if for every step we took forward we were taking two steps back. Still, some good things happened. Our new Auto Theft Division made a major arrest mid-June. They grabbed a few cars out of the impound yard and fitted them with GPS trackers and allowed them to be stolen. That generated enough information to get warrants on a pair of ‘chop shops’, garages where stolen cars could be taken and stripped for parts. Lieutenant Dupree of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 49 Training

October 2007 - December 2007 Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.” I looked at him. “Why? What is it?” “It’s the packet from the academy.” “Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?” Tim nodded....

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The Grim ReaperChapter 52 The Academy

January 2008 - March 2008 When I went back to work, I let Captain Carson know about meeting the Gorsky family, and that I was sure that a lawsuit was on the way. Both he and Lieutenant Brownell quizzed me on what I had told the Gorskys and I swore six ways from Sunday that I hadn’t said anything that could be construed as an admission of guilt. Their general feeling was that we would be named in the suit, but we could dump any responsibility onto the Sheriff’s office, since they ran the jail...

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