Bar Tales
Okay, since you asked, and you're paying for this round I'll tell you. I wanna be clear though if anyone ever asks I will hunt you down and lay you low like a dog. Yeah, see there was this girl, and I want to tell you she was hotter than a biscuit out of the oven, but she wasn't. Naw was a matter of fact she was a bit tall, square shouldered, and somewhat boyish. Had one of them, short boy cuts, an was this side of being cute. Didn't last long, didn't want it to, but damn if it wasn't...