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[Author's note: I have to give a few very special thanks: To an anonymous reader who caught that nine years wasn't enough for everything that's happened here. To Tom, who caught that the Chevy Volt wasn't introduced until 2011, making this story impossible – the Volt went back to being an Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra (from a Honda Prius, which is impossible since Toyota makes the Prius ... but I digress). To Bruce, who caught me calling Emily Melissa in one spot, and who rightfully...