The Pearls of the Mediterranean
"It'll be wrinkled old grannies with saggy tits and fat Germans with hairy beer guts," Maddock said. "It's one of the top nudist beaches in the Mediterranean. It's got to be good," Stevie S. said. "I've seen the people that go to the top European nudist resorts. I've watched Eurotrash," Maddock countered. "It won't be like that," Stevie S. responded. "It won't all be like that," he hastily amended. "There'll be tons of honeys. Just picture it. Row upon row of naked breasts...