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Grandpa s Incest Humor

Grandpa’s Incest Humor When my grandfather died Mom and I got on a plane and flew out to Oregon to attend the funeral. Mom’s two sisters were on their way too with their daughters. We were met at the airport and taken to a place way out in the middle of nowhere. Mom, Aunt Delilah, and Aunt Dominique were a year apart in age. Oh, Mom’s real name is Daphne. Mom was the oldest at thirty-six, Aunt Delilah was thirty-five, and Aunt Dominique was thirty-four years old. They had a lot...

Sex Fantasy TV A Play Sixth stab at humor

The second humor based short play I wrote back in 2009...sixth stab at humor in sex...Sex Fantasy TV, A Play (Sixth stab at humor)Scene 1: A television studio set sometime in the future. Three couples are seated in front of the main TV camera. The show's host is standing in front of them with a stage behind the host. On the stage are prizes for the contestants. A studio audience is observing the goings on.Characters:Peter Long: Sharply dressed middle-aged man. He is the host of the show.Debbie:...

MY COLONOSCOPY Humor

Dedicated to fellow writer Clarise. Dear reader, this non-erotic short story is my first attempt at writing humor. If you want a little chuckle read on and then leave a comment to let me know what you think of my effort. If you are looking for something a little more sexually salacious, you might want to look at another offering and then come back when you are in the mood for humor. In support and in solidarity, I dedicate this story to my friend and fellow writer, Clarise, who recently had...

Beginner s Meeting A Play Third stab at humor

Beginner’s Meeting, A PlayScene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts.Characters: Charles: Middle aged man, about 40 dressed in a plaid sweater. He is the group leader.Pete: a.k.a. Pervert Pete, a graying man of about 60 dressed in a raincoat.Bob: A fidgety man of about 35 who continually clutches an inflatable sheep.Alan: Middle aged man of about 48 dressed casually in...

Sense of Humor

I coach a girls' soccer team. It started as community service. I got pulled over after too many drinks and too few years. I was only nineteen, and my state says you have to be twenty-one. But I had so much fun that I'm still coaching three years later. I started with an eight-year-olds rec program, and now I coach the twelve-and-under town league and help out with the high school varsity. The town league has teams from all over the western part of the state, so some days we have to drive...

HumorOn

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Halloween Humor

I often read jokes that make me laugh. Then I think about what a good and humorous story they could make. So I decided to write about a few of them. I hope you get a chuckle out of it, or at least a smile. A big thank you goes to Mistress Lynn for taking of her time to edit this story. **** Roy and Martha Simmons had been married for over forty years. Even though they were still in love, Martha always considered Roy a cantankerous old fool. Of course, Roy always felt Martha was an airhead,...

Halloween Humor

I often read jokes that make me laugh. Then I think about what a good and humorous story they could make. So I decided to write about a few of them. I hope you get a chuckle out of it, or at least a smile. A big thank you goes to Mistress Lynn for taking of her time to edit this story. Roy and Martha Simmons had been married for over forty years. Even though they were still in love, Martha always considered Roy a cantankerous old fool. Of course, Roy always felt Martha was an airhead, even...

Sex Fantasy TV A Play Sixth stab at humor

Scene 1: A television studio set sometime in the future. Three couples are seated in front of the main TV camera. The show's host is standing in front of them with a stage behind the host. On the stage are prizes for the contestants. A studio audience is observing the goings on. Characters: Peter Long: Sharply dressed middle-aged man. He is the host of the show. Debbie: Shapely, young woman in a sequined dress. She points to the prizes on the stage. The Announcer: Deep male voice,...

SilkPanties22 Fourth Stab At Humor

Since joining the site I have found myself fascinated by the number and variety of sex fantasies. It has provided me with countless hours of entertainment. Reading people's fantasies is sort of a way to get into their minds unobserved. I even wrote a few of my own. Reading through the many varied stories can be rather arousing at times. While I find most rather boring tales of boy meets girl, boy takes girl to hotel room type encounters, some are rather fascinating. The ones I find...

Beginner s Meeting A Play Third Stab At Humor

Scene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts. Characters: Charles: Middle aged man, about 40 dressed in a plaid sweater. He is the group leader. Pete: a.k.a. Pervert Pete, a graying man of about 60 dressed in a raincoat. Bob: A fidgety man of about 35 who continually clutches an inflatable sheep. Alan: Middle aged man of about 48 dressed casually in jeans and a...

Beginners Meeting A Play Third stab at humor

Beginner’s Meeting, A Play Scene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts. Characters: Charles: Middle aged man, about 40 dressed in a plaid sweater. He is the group leader. Pete: a.k.a. Pervert Pete, a graying man of about 60 dressed in a raincoat. Bob: A fidgety man of about 35 who continually clutches an inflatable sheep. Alan: Middle aged man of about 48 dressed...

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Softness and hardnessA man bumps against a woman in a hotel lobby. During the collision the elbow mound against the chest thereof. They are both surprised. The man turns to her and say,"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me."To which she replied:"If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."Influantes StatsA businessman boarded a train and finds himself sitting next to a beautiful woman. He notices that she is reading a book about sexual...

Good Medicine Freshman YearChapter 41 A Good Sense of Humor

October 17, 1981, McKinley, Ohio There was a knock at the door just before 6:00pm and I was sure it was the girls so I called out for them to come in. As expected, it was Jeannette and Marie. “Ready for hot meat between buns and slurping creamy white liquid?” Jeannette teased. “My bedroom is right there!” I grinned. “Should we leave you two the room?” Marie smirked. “Dinner first, then dessert!” Jeannette laughed. I took Angie’s hand and the four of us left the dorm and headed for the...

GirlsTryAnal Serena Blair Kenna James Cheeky Sense Of Humor

Serena Blair likes everything to be neat and tidy. However, her roommate, Kenna James, is the most disorganized person she’s ever known! How Kenna can be so carefree about everything drives her insane, even if she secretly thinks Kenna’s hot. One day, they clash, with Kenna lamenting about how ANAL Serena is. It’s obvious to her that Serena needs to loosen up a bit and have some fun. Little does Serena know, from that point on, things are about to get cheeky. Serena is stunned...

So Much Lingerie

I work hard as a secretary for a law firm, it is tedious work and sometimes it can be quite stressful. But at the end of the day, I get to go home to my large apartment and relax. I get paid very well and I tend to spend a lot of my money on lingerie. The touch, the feel, it excites me.My name is Amanda Johnson and I am 27 years old. I have light brown hair and dark eyes. My small nose sits above a nice sweet smile. I have a curvy figure with 36d breasts, flat belly, waxed crotch and a round...

The Two Queens 5

The Two Queens Chapter 5 Miss Greta's Quest Later that afternoon Sir Gray meets with all the Knights for the upcoming quest. He reveals a plan for them to scout out the castle grounds looking for the traitors before Sir Gray and Sir Troy arrive. The portion he did not reveal was transforming into Miss Greta to spy. Sir Gray appointed Sir Randall as the lead Knight for the scout expedition party. Sir Gray says to Sir Randall, "Sir Randall, take your men and leave tonight. Sir Troy...

Les Bob part 1

Introduction: This is my first attempt at writing a story and it will comprise of a number of small chapters depending upon what you girls and guys think. This is a story about a pair of twin boys in the UK and some of their experiences in life and seen through the eyes of one of them. It is set in the past at an age when children in Britain did very much what they were told to do by an adult and never questioned it. Not to be read by persons under 18 years of age. ** WARNING ** You are about...

Economics class and Chloe

My day had started in a normal way, getting up early for my training session at my local pool, but normal is not how I’d explain the events that followed. My friend Chloe was in a mischievous mood and throughout our session, she proceeded to seduce me. It began with flirtatious touching and by the time our swimming session was ending, she had her fingers in my pussy, not caring who saw. As soon as we entered the changing room, we undressed and had sex before her mother arrived to pick us up. We...

Wifes Dog Two

Introduction: Lisa finds more cocks, Dog and human Story: My wife loves her dog part 2 I have to say that the ride from the mountains was the most unusual that I have ever had. Lisa and the big dog, she had decided to call him Russ because she said that he was like a Russ to her. I knew better, Russ was an old roommate of ours that was in love with Lisa. He and Lisa dieverything but actually fucking. I agreed that she could call the dog Russ. Lisa and Russ kissed each other till we were down...

Panopticon

I wish I could think clearer than I do. I wish I could see things better than I do. Sometimes, when you can see everything, you miss the things that matter most. My job? Seeing. And I see a lot. In fact, it wouldn’t be an understatement to say I see everything. Everything important, anyway. I stare down the screens packed into a small room, and make sure nothing bad happens. Security. Of course, nothing bad ever does happen, but maybe it’s because people know there are cameras, people know...

Leaving your marks in the sand

The sun hardly reaches all the way down here. The rough stone walls are set in dim but warm light and even though it's terribly hot outside, down here the air feels cool. “Where are we?” he asks. The woman that brought him here doesn't answer. She's turned away. Her hand runs over the cold stone of what might be some kind of coffin. Did she bring him to a grave? Without turning around, she replies, “Where do you think?” “It’s too big to be a commoner's. And if my instinct is correct,...

The Boarder

THE BOARDER by Brian Houlihan copyright @1999 by Brian Houlihan All Rights Reserved Comments? Feedback? [email protected] "Step in, honey." She was holding a pair of women's cotton panties, pink, open for me to step into. I was naked and trembling. I followed her orders. Frieda pulled the panties up my legs and then fastened them about my waist, stroking my penis and balls and ass several times. "There. Now doesn't that feel good, honey?" "Yes Mommy." "Ohh...

Unfaithful

Your name is Juliette, currently 22 years old. You're very inexperienced with everything considered sex and most your friends would definitely describe you as an naive girl who somehow always finds herself getting into various misadventures. Ever since you lost your virginity an urge for sex has been brewing inside of you. The problem has recently become very overbearing as the once prevelant bedroom-magic has now been gone for weeks or maybe it's just because your boyfriend is incapable of...

I Love You Daddy Part 3

The next morning, Master woke up before I did. When I finished doing my hair and makeup in the bathroom, I went straight to the living room without getting dressed. I remembered he had something serious to talk about with me and I didn’t want to appear overly guarded or haughty. I found him in the computer nook, fully dressed in one of his work suits, with the administrator page of the website opened. “Daddy…” I began. He was tapping the right hand of his chair and his brow was furrowed. ...

A Body Wants What a Body Wants

Lori is standing behind the counter at the local diner when he walks in. Every part of her body lights up, like a bolt of lightning has struck her. Her mind flashes to the last three days starting with Friday evening…the nonstop fucking that they had engaged in, and the reason she is so tired this morning. She is sore in both her asshole and her pussy which is now pulsing and beginning to drip. Her body recognizes him, yearns for him, “Fuck,” she moans quietly.Danny could not wait to see...

Thelma and me Summer of 65 part 1

Thelma was 22 and like all of the young women at that time was still living at home with me and our parents in rural Kent; even though she had a good job in local Department Store. I was 15 and had just left school. The summer of 1965 was particularly fine so it wasn’t uncommon for me to sit around our secluded garden reading a Detective novel when my parents were at work. The difference today was that Thelma was on the first day of her annual holidays and had joined me wearing a very...

Anniversary DelightsChapter 12 After Lunch

"Contestant six," said the Emir, "Come to the whipping dais." Fatima came forward and, as she had been instructed, removed her abaya and her finery. "Which whip have you chosen?" asked the Emir. She spoke up in a clear and confident voice, "If it pleases the Master, the eunuch's whip." Again there was a groan of disappointment from some of the audience. "Six strokes of the dog whip for a maximum of six points," intoned the Golden Palace Chief Eunuch, handing the instrument to...

Paradoxical ChauvinismChapter 4

Homicide Detective Abel Lee pulls up to the Star Genetics building. Already a crowd has formed, but thankfully the patrol officers are here already to control it. Lee parks a little the street and pushes his way through the crowd. It is easier than pulling right up to the front and being hounded by reporters. He flashes his badge and one of the officers lets him through. Of course the moment the reporters see this, they try shifting in his direction, shouting questions at him. Lee doesn’t...

The Creek Part One

Logan readjusted his shoulder strap and ran his fingers though his hair. He had been walking for about six hours and the pack he was carrying was beginning to feel heavy. Behind him there were three of Logan’s closest friends: his best friend Jeremy, Maggie who he had met at the beginning of high school and Sophie, who he had grown up with since childhood. ‘Do you think we should set up over there?’ said Maggie, indicating to a small clearing near a gurgling creek. She stood there with a...

EvilAngel Brenna Mckenna Oil Saturated Sodomy

Pretty, ivory-skinned Brenna McKenna shows off her tats and luscious curves. She rubs her ass cheeks and douses them in clear oil. Aggressive stud Zac Wild stuffs his boner into her throat. She gives him a messy blowjob, and spit soaks her tight body. Brenna crouches on all fours, and Zac plunges his thick dick inside her butthole. Anal fucking drives her to a body-shaking orgasm! She shoots oil from her butthole graphically, screaming in ecstasy! Brenna masturbates as Zac’s boner plows...

Rainy Night 0

As I rounded the back of the car, my flashlight lit on a trash can which apparently I had taken out and it was lodged under the back of my car. I set the flash light on the back of the car and began to try to dislodge the can. Fighting with the umbrella was a loosing battle so I just closed it and tugged with both hands but still the can did not budge. I looked around and could see a light on at the house in front of the trash can so I walked like a drowned dog to their door. The...

Stepmom sleeping

True story. My stepmom and my Dad came home one night both drunk after being at a party. Stepmom is 45 and a total milf, she has huge tit's and a biggish ass, she has the classic hour glass figure. Dad is 49 he has kept himself well over the year's, I was 15 at the time. stepmom was wearing a knee length skirt, she sat down opposite me, I caught a glimpse of thigh as she sat down, she sat there with her leg's slightly apart, I was enjoying the show, when Dad said to Mom "come on honey bed time"...

Beth s Awakening Ch 01

Chapter One, Beth Makes a Discovery Now and then I awake in the night, scarcely able to believe my good fortune. I’m going to share with you how I, Elizabeth, Beth, for short, blundered into an alternate universe, and discovered the ongoing amazement my life has become. I’ve always considered myself an average middle-class housewife and mother. I met my husband of eleven-plus years, Rick, when we were in college. We dated and eventually did the ‘beast with two-backs’ a few times before Rick...

The Storm Our Storm

What is it about the pounding rain, the thunder and lightning of the storm that brings out the animal in us. Our roof garden patio is open to the sky, the wind and the rain, but not visible from our neighbors. Today, I was working up on it, enjoying the breeze, the fresh air, sitting at our patio table writing documentation on my laptop. The shade from the patio umbrella makes it one of my most favorite places to work, even in a gentle rain. It was such a day, today. Then the wind started to...

Seduced and Fucked Stranger Facebook Friend

I am Achyuth (name changed) 28 years old from Bangalore, 5.8with an good looking. Anyone interested in secret relationships in and around Bangalore can reach me at [email protected] and I can assure you full pleasure with utmost secrecy.This is a story about how one average freakish encounter on FB turned into one of the best nights of my life. Just scrolling through FB, and looking into friend suggestions, there was a request from an unknown person in my inbox. I curiously peeked into...

Lost EmpireChapter 71

0001 - Tempro 0003 - Conner- Thomas 0097 - Ace - Zimmel 0098 - Lucy 0101 - Shelby (mother ship) 0125 - Lars 0200 - Ellen 0250 - Tendra 0301 - Rodrick 0403 - Johnathon 0667 - Marco - Brown 0778 - Jan 0798 - Celeste - Shelby (human) 0805 - Toran 0808 - Radella 0908 - Tara - Mara 1000 - Sherry Ungrown - unnumbered 0999 - Zan - still lost Rescued from Tendraxians so far 6 on Shelby 8 on Lucy Known and OR numbered 0100 - Derry (father ship) 0501 - Thaddeus ???? - Lena Still with...

What I told my hotwife while she was at work

My wife is absolutely breathtaking in every sense of the word!She's THE REASON fantasies were created and has the very vivid imagination to back it up!Before she and I met I believed I had a dirty mind...and I do! But she's brought out thoughts and feelings sexually that I've NEVER gave a second thought to before! Now 99% of the things she tells me turns me on and its all because it turns her on and makes her wet! IDGAF what it is, if it excites her I'm willing! Because I know and have known...

The Room

I was standing next to the door of the Hotel lobby. I was seventeen years old and spending my summer working for my uncle at his luxury hotel resort in Florida. It wasn’t exactly the highlight of a teenage boys life. Sure there were plenty of girls running around in next to nothing, but they were all rich snobs who where there spending their daddies money and they all looked at me like I was some kind of cock roach. I wasn’t a bad looking guy. I may have been a little too skinny and a bit...

THIRD WHEEL

The afternoon sun beat down through the high windows of the gym, bathing the young slayers in a bright warm light. It didn't seem to bother them, especially with the air conditioning system blowing on high, but their skin still glistened from the effort of their workout. Faith and Kennedy were resting back on some mats at the side, Faith drinking from a bottle of cold water and oblivious to the fact that Kennedy was staring longingly out towards the crowd.“I don't know how you did this for so...

Barhroom pickup

IT WAS LATE AFTERNOON AND I HAD BEEN OUT BUSH WALKING MOST OF THE DAY AND DECIDED TO GO AND HAVE A SHOWER IN THE AMMENTIES BLOCK IN THE CAMPING PARK WHERE I WAS STAYING.I TOOK MY TOWEL AND KIT BAG AND HUNG THEM IN ONE OF THE SHOWER CUBICLES AND WENT OVER TO THE URINAL TO HAD A PISS.I WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY COCK RIGHT OUT WHEN THE DOOR OPENED AND IN WALKED THIS YOUNG GIRL WITH A TOWEL OVER ARM AND HAD A SKIMPY BLOUSE AND SHORTS ON.AS SHE WALKED IN SHE LOOKED MY WAY AND WAS SHOCKED THAT SHE...

Weekend cottage with friends Pt 2 The Kitchen

After the Bolero orgy, Mark, me and Anna thought we’d play the good guys and clear up in the kitchen. We forgot about any clothes except that Anna put on her dress but left it unbuttoned at the front.Our good intentions quickly evaporated when we saw Anna bending over to load the dishwasher. Mark and I simultaneously reached forward and stroked each bum cheek and parted them. This caused an appreciative wiggle and Anna opened her legs slightly so both her wet holes were visible.“You can’t want...

BlackAmbush Ally Cooper 09 05 2020

“Five stars, would fuck again”. You could say that about our buxom MILF and latest ambushee Ally Cooper, but it was actually her reaction after having her pussy pounded by our own Jax Slayher, one of the biggest BBCs in the biz. Ok, we’re getting ahead of ourselves, she actually thought she was meeting up with our always horny director Jake to get into the jizz biz. With huge tits, pierced nipple and pierced clit to match, you know Ally’s been around the block a few...

Fred s Problem

FRED'S PROBLEM BY JANICE My name is Fred Danvers and I am a cross dresser. As most cross dressers, I started when I was young, in my case, about ten years old. My sister Kathleen and I never really got along, she is two years older than I. we lived with our parents but our father, being in the military, spent a lot of time away from home on duty. I did the usual dressing at home when I was alone, and as usual, I was caught several times. I was never really punished physically,...

Nurse Jaymie

Most of the island of Haiti was still in bad shape, from the earthquake. I was meeting a group of doctors, who were there to help. Most were from the United States. Just like me. I was suppose to land in the Capitol and then drive to a remote part of the island. I was going to get my instruction, once I landed. The sun was directly in my eyes. I put on some sunglasses as we past along the coast. I could still see the island in rubble as we approached the landing area. I held my breath as...

My Mom

I am HARI now 18 years. Now enjoying daily with my mother Anuradha now 34. The story begins like that I was very much fond of sex from age of 10 years. My friend’s use brings different kinds of nude photos magazine to school. Times passed they brought some sex storybooks of different kind. But I mainly liked stories that based on married women how they are starve for sex if the don’t get from their husbands. I even think this story and started masturbating daily at night. As we were only three...

Another ChanceChapter 56

In the morning, after a hearty breakfast of easy over eggs, bacon, biscuit and gravy, home fries, three pancakes with Amish butter ... mine with salt and pepper and Grace with Michigan maple syrup ... coffee, milk and orange juice, we burped politely, paid and took the hotel bus to the airport. We were both ready for some close flying. We circled out over the lake and back to Portage. We discovered that the 100 foot line was double. There was a reef two miles offshore so we flew them both...

USED

few years ago I was taking a college night class at a university in upstate NY. There were several attractive women in the class but one of them in particular really caught my eye. She was one of the sexiest women I had ever laid eyes on and she knew it. She was a tall blonde, built in all of the right places. Meg (as I'll call her) liked to wear hot slit skirts, high heels, and nice wispy blouses to class. It was usually the same outfit she wore to work that day. I would usually daydream about...

The Big Revelation

Hi, my name is Jane Doe and it's been almost a year since my husband, Tom and I exchanged those vows and I do's under that pristine chapel. To celebrate our anniversary, we decided to go somewhere new since our honeymoon took place touring across Europe. We decided to go to the Caribbean Islands. Tom and I love going to the beach during the summer and we both love to swim so it seemed like an ideal choice. When we got the hotel room which, was quite luxurious; we had little to unpack because we...

Turned in to a Crossdressing Cuckold

About a year and a half ago on my way home from work, while shifting back and forth struggling to find a comfortable position, which occurred more often then not an impossible case at hand by the end of the day. The chasity device placed in my pierced cock just didn't seem to agree with the panties that held it. I thought about how all of this had come to be; how does a good-looking, athletic,charming straight guy become a piece of property made to serve and meet any and all demand, no matter...

Three Girls Ride the Goat God Pan

Our friend Sierra sat nude on a low granite boulder. Behind Sierra, Roscoe reaches down holding her small breasts in his hands, teasing her erect nipples. Reaching behind her fanny, Sierra holds Roscoe’s erect cock in one hand, squeezing it in a pulsing rhythm. Roscoe was breathing hard, panting, ready to come. Being completely familiar with Roscoe’s cock, Sierra relaxes her grip, touching the shaft lightly. Sierra knows how to keep Roscoe on the cusp of orgasm, as she feels the cockhead swell...

Fantasy & Sci-Fi

Compound X13 1Chapter 27 Glittering prizes

Jenna felt the solid organ wedged between her supple lips swell, as its tip thrust lustily against the opening of her throat. The eye at the apex of the glans dilated fully as it prepared to cough the contents of Amada's shaft into the aching, accepting larynx. Amanda tensed her hips pistoning her shaft deeply in to Jenna's throat as her shrill orgasmic scream split the morning air. Torrents of Amanda's spunk filled and then overflowed from Jenna's generous mouth. Jenna tore her...

Easydescent makes SarahBeara Obey Pt 2

*~* Joanne *~* My day started off pretty good. I got up extra early, and had a nice quiet cup of coffee. The only sounds that interrupted my peace was the constant slap of the river against it’s banks. But that was more beautiful than anything. You see, in the cities you cant see the stars at night. You dont see trees swaying in the breeze, or the eagles taking flight. Looking beautiful against the backdrop of the sky. I finished my cup of coffee and decided to pay Lee a little...

sweet hitch hiker end

in the morning, i awoke 2 find him sprawled out beside me, sleeping soundly. as he lay back with one muscular arm under his head, he moaned slightly in his sleep & i saw that his massively thick, stubby cock had risen 2 full-mast & started 2 throb with his beating heart. i leaned my face down next 2 his tasty-looking crotch & gently blew across his soft hairless scrotum & watched the sensitive flesh contract. i wondered what he was dreaming about as he smiled & his lips...

Why Racism Will Never Die

Angry White Person Syndrome. It’s the most widespread virus in the United States of America. I see it all the time. White women and White men don’t like having so-called ethnic minorities around. Especially those of us they see as ‘not knowing our place’. The person of color, whether Black, Hispanic, Asian or Middle-Eastern, who works hard and achieves things. Success and wealth are considered a White person’s territory. They don’t like to see non-Whites encroaching on their territory. That’s...

My sister in law part 2

I froze. I could see the outline of someone outside but could see no details through the frosted glass. I knew whoever was outside would not be able to see in either, but they might notice a movement. So I stood still. Holding the hand rail. One foot on the fifth step and the other on the step below. The doorbell rang again. I stood still, wishing now that I hadn't put the light on. The outline of the visitor suddenly disappeared, but almost immediately the letter-box was pushed open and...

The Cheerleader Rubber Ponygirls

The Cheerleader Rubber Ponygirls The Cheerleader Rubber PonygirlsBy Sarah ??????????? Sarah was like the rest of the college cheerleaders at her school.? She knew she could have any boy she wanted.? But little did she, or the other girls, would get when they crossed the wrong guy. ??????????? It happened when the squad was on its way back from an away game at Flagler College.? Flagler was UWO?s rival, and for the past five years UWO had not had a win against them.? Then the game...

Anal sex fisting and degradation Part 7

The next four weeks had the same routine. During the week I did my training at home. Stretching my sphincter, fucking my colon deep with long dildos and fucking my throat. Additionally working out, mostly at the gym with Andy, to gain a flat belly and muscles in my arms and legs for better results at our games. He paid the price for my gym membership and I could also use his personal trainer. We told everyone that I was his cousin and nobody really cared. On the weekends, I spend most of the...

A Weird Encounter Part 8211 1

Hello, friends, my name is Rakesh. This is the first time I am writing a story of mine here. So please excuse the immaturity. Introduction Rakesh 22 slim 60kgs, height 5.8. Hyderabadi. I wouldn’t describe myself as dashing and charming or beautiful and gorgeous (as I am a bisexual) I’m above average and no I don’t have man boobs but I love to get sucked on my nipples because that is pure pleasure. I had sex with a lot of guys, most of them were one night stands and didn’t really contact them...

Biwi Ko First Time Chudwaya

Hello friends, Mera naam suhas hai, main mumbai ka rehane wala hu. Age 37 years hai, shadi shuda hu aur shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye hai. Meri wife ka naam vrushali hai, woh 33 years ki hai. Yeh story tab ki hai jab hamari nayee nayee shaadi huee thi. Main shaadi ke pehale se gay sex enjoy kar chuka tha. Aur khub lund chuse huye the. Mere ek top gay friend ne ek baar mujhe kaha ki “Teri shaadi hone ke baad teri biwi ko bhi main chodunga, tum dono ko ek hi bed par ghodi banaunga aur fir uski chut...

Forever Flaccid

Copyright © 2004 This story started for me in the year nineteen hundred and ninety-one. I was twenty years old and I had just returned from Saudi Arabia and the first war with Iraq. The one where we freed the nation of Kuwait from the tyranny that was Saddam Hussien. I was a member of the US Army that was stationed there. I was sent into Iraq and was in direct combat when I was wounded. From what the medic who took care of me has told me, I almost bled to death. I was shot below the...

SUSPENDERS or TIGHTS

When my wife and I first began “courting” she preferred to wear tights in winter weather and I hated them. After a few dates she allowed me to “play around” with her and she had lots of titty to play with, all forty inch DD cup worth and getting her bra off proved no problem and as an added bonus she often climaxed just with me sucking her marvellous mammaries. But getting to her furry pussy was another matter as during cold weather she preferred juicestights to stockings and suspenders, Okay...

Going to WarChapter 2 Advanced Training Jade Style

April 19, 1994 The men had just entered the chute packing hangar. The transition from the dark outside to the brightly lit building’s interior hurt the eyes. It was way too early in the morning to be packing parachutes. Half of the men needed another couple of cups of coffee, just to wake up! They stopped just inside the hangar staring at the mess there. This was normally the most orderly and clean area on the entire base, but not this morning. Parachutes were strewn randomly around on the...

Jimmy s Clean Sweep by loyalsock

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