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Grandpa s Incest Humor

Grandpa’s Incest Humor When my grandfather died Mom and I got on a plane and flew out to Oregon to attend the funeral. Mom’s two sisters were on their way too with their daughters. We were met at the airport and taken to a place way out in the middle of nowhere. Mom, Aunt Delilah, and Aunt Dominique were a year apart in age. Oh, Mom’s real name is Daphne. Mom was the oldest at thirty-six, Aunt Delilah was thirty-five, and Aunt Dominique was thirty-four years old. They had a lot...

Sex Fantasy TV A Play Sixth stab at humor

The second humor based short play I wrote back in 2009...sixth stab at humor in sex...Sex Fantasy TV, A Play (Sixth stab at humor)Scene 1: A television studio set sometime in the future. Three couples are seated in front of the main TV camera. The show's host is standing in front of them with a stage behind the host. On the stage are prizes for the contestants. A studio audience is observing the goings on.Characters:Peter Long: Sharply dressed middle-aged man. He is the host of the show.Debbie:...

MY COLONOSCOPY Humor

Dedicated to fellow writer Clarise. Dear reader, this non-erotic short story is my first attempt at writing humor. If you want a little chuckle read on and then leave a comment to let me know what you think of my effort. If you are looking for something a little more sexually salacious, you might want to look at another offering and then come back when you are in the mood for humor. In support and in solidarity, I dedicate this story to my friend and fellow writer, Clarise, who recently had...

Beginner s Meeting A Play Third stab at humor

Beginner’s Meeting, A PlayScene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts.Characters: Charles: Middle aged man, about 40 dressed in a plaid sweater. He is the group leader.Pete: a.k.a. Pervert Pete, a graying man of about 60 dressed in a raincoat.Bob: A fidgety man of about 35 who continually clutches an inflatable sheep.Alan: Middle aged man of about 48 dressed casually in...

Sense of Humor

I coach a girls' soccer team. It started as community service. I got pulled over after too many drinks and too few years. I was only nineteen, and my state says you have to be twenty-one. But I had so much fun that I'm still coaching three years later. I started with an eight-year-olds rec program, and now I coach the twelve-and-under town league and help out with the high school varsity. The town league has teams from all over the western part of the state, so some days we have to drive...

HumorOn

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Halloween Humor

I often read jokes that make me laugh. Then I think about what a good and humorous story they could make. So I decided to write about a few of them. I hope you get a chuckle out of it, or at least a smile. A big thank you goes to Mistress Lynn for taking of her time to edit this story. **** Roy and Martha Simmons had been married for over forty years. Even though they were still in love, Martha always considered Roy a cantankerous old fool. Of course, Roy always felt Martha was an airhead,...

Halloween Humor

I often read jokes that make me laugh. Then I think about what a good and humorous story they could make. So I decided to write about a few of them. I hope you get a chuckle out of it, or at least a smile. A big thank you goes to Mistress Lynn for taking of her time to edit this story. Roy and Martha Simmons had been married for over forty years. Even though they were still in love, Martha always considered Roy a cantankerous old fool. Of course, Roy always felt Martha was an airhead, even...

Sex Fantasy TV A Play Sixth stab at humor

Scene 1: A television studio set sometime in the future. Three couples are seated in front of the main TV camera. The show's host is standing in front of them with a stage behind the host. On the stage are prizes for the contestants. A studio audience is observing the goings on. Characters: Peter Long: Sharply dressed middle-aged man. He is the host of the show. Debbie: Shapely, young woman in a sequined dress. She points to the prizes on the stage. The Announcer: Deep male voice,...

SilkPanties22 Fourth Stab At Humor

Since joining the site I have found myself fascinated by the number and variety of sex fantasies. It has provided me with countless hours of entertainment. Reading people's fantasies is sort of a way to get into their minds unobserved. I even wrote a few of my own. Reading through the many varied stories can be rather arousing at times. While I find most rather boring tales of boy meets girl, boy takes girl to hotel room type encounters, some are rather fascinating. The ones I find...

Beginner s Meeting A Play Third Stab At Humor

Scene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts. Characters: Charles: Middle aged man, about 40 dressed in a plaid sweater. He is the group leader. Pete: a.k.a. Pervert Pete, a graying man of about 60 dressed in a raincoat. Bob: A fidgety man of about 35 who continually clutches an inflatable sheep. Alan: Middle aged man of about 48 dressed casually in jeans and a...

Beginners Meeting A Play Third stab at humor

Beginner’s Meeting, A Play Scene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts. Characters: Charles: Middle aged man, about 40 dressed in a plaid sweater. He is the group leader. Pete: a.k.a. Pervert Pete, a graying man of about 60 dressed in a raincoat. Bob: A fidgety man of about 35 who continually clutches an inflatable sheep. Alan: Middle aged man of about 48 dressed...

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Softness and hardnessA man bumps against a woman in a hotel lobby. During the collision the elbow mound against the chest thereof. They are both surprised. The man turns to her and say,"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me."To which she replied:"If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."Influantes StatsA businessman boarded a train and finds himself sitting next to a beautiful woman. He notices that she is reading a book about sexual...

Good Medicine Freshman YearChapter 41 A Good Sense of Humor

October 17, 1981, McKinley, Ohio There was a knock at the door just before 6:00pm and I was sure it was the girls so I called out for them to come in. As expected, it was Jeannette and Marie. “Ready for hot meat between buns and slurping creamy white liquid?” Jeannette teased. “My bedroom is right there!” I grinned. “Should we leave you two the room?” Marie smirked. “Dinner first, then dessert!” Jeannette laughed. I took Angie’s hand and the four of us left the dorm and headed for the...

GirlsTryAnal Serena Blair Kenna James Cheeky Sense Of Humor

Serena Blair likes everything to be neat and tidy. However, her roommate, Kenna James, is the most disorganized person she’s ever known! How Kenna can be so carefree about everything drives her insane, even if she secretly thinks Kenna’s hot. One day, they clash, with Kenna lamenting about how ANAL Serena is. It’s obvious to her that Serena needs to loosen up a bit and have some fun. Little does Serena know, from that point on, things are about to get cheeky. Serena is stunned...

Slight Cellulite

Alright, guys, I’m going to be honest with you. I never knew that people could even think of creating a subreddit like the one we’re going to look at in this review. Why do I say this? Well, it’s because of the general theme and feel of the subreddit. What’s it about? It’s about girls who actually have cellulite! I mean, why would you want to see bitches who have cellulite when there are just so many hot sluts out there with tight skin and very nice bodies to see? Well, I guess some people feel...

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I Got My Sister 8217 s Friend Pregnant

Hello I am Rahil and i am here to share my first sex experience. First, about myself. I was 17 years old at that incident and had a massive 8.3 inches thick cock (I used to take pills). I was white in color and had a great athlete body. The incident happened with my sister’s friend. Now about herself. She(himani) had a great body with big boobs, nice thighs, nice ass and she was black in color. Also she was very pretty by face. Now the incident : himani(age23) was just married at that time....

My story

ONE It all started on a work trip. I evaluate commercial properties and determine the life expectancies of the various components of a property, cost-segregation analysis. But you don’t really care about that. I was checking out a property on the west side of Las Vegas for a client. Since Vegas has crazy hours, I had to do all my work between 10pm and 4 am. I would go back to my hotel, try to sleep, hang out by the pool some more, and then try to sleep some more before getting to work in the...

Wild Family PartyChapter 3

Janice didn't find the twins in the living room or the dining room, and she was getting worried. Where could they be? She was determined to keep looking, especially for Kim's sake. That kid was too big-titted to be allowed to run loose around so many rowdy men. As Janice moved toward the den to continue her search, she noticed buckets of rain beating against the windows, and occasional flashes lighting up the sky outside. She stepped into the den and found herself in the midst of more of...

Tame Her So She Blew

In my experience, the last job on a Friday – which is the last job of the week – is usually a pain in the ass. Something always goes wrong: we're missing a part, the people have water pipes from 1923, hell, the van even ran out of gas one week. So when Frank and I walked up a flagstone sidewalk through a picture-perfect little suburban lawn on this particular Friday at 4:20 I just knew something was gonna be fucked up. Frank knocks on the door and calls out "Johnson Plumbing!" After a couple...

Complex Family Ch 02

Thanks to luvtaread for editing * The tours the next day went rather well and Ashley seemed to impress both schools. It turned out that once you piece together all of the classes from the various schools she had started and not finished it added up to more than enough to graduate. All that was left was for her to do her student teaching and take a few certification exams in the spring. The best part of this was that, provided she finish a few of the papers she had started in other classes,...

Royal Mess With a RedheadChapter 10

Once inside, I said, “Alice, I think they’re losing interest. Between not getting any pictures and being pushed by the deputies and me, life just isn’t working out for them here.” Alice smiled. She said, “I have noticed that you and the people around this area do take a direct approach. Those folks are used to being tolerated. Here, they are challenged and get more trouble than they ever do elsewhere except for Cardena. Taking pictures of me the way they do gets them put in jail for years...

My Crazy Life 3 Susan

If we were to meet today for the first time, you probably wouldn't be overwhelmed. I am not a bigger than life character. I am not sexually charismatic, or physically remarkable. You would probably notice that I am quietly confident, witty with dry humor, and I can often come off as having more than half a brain. At least you would notice me. That wasn't always the case.When my wife and I started our swinging adventures, I was rather shy, and almost invisible. My wife used to tease me that the...

Exploring

I have been married for seven years and never once even considered cheating on my husband. I can’t say that anymore. I have now not only thought about cheating, but I have cheated. I love my husband, but I guess my excuse is I got bored.My name is Amanda, but everyone calls me Mandy. Steve and I got married right out of high school. We dated through our senior year. Steve was always very careful to have plenty of condoms available when we needed them. We needed them often. Our carefulness...

Gorgeous Chloes First Spanking Part I

I’m sitting on the lawn chair on the back porch reading a second hand paper back romance novel. It’s early in the afternoon, the scorching sun seems almost able to pierce through our decades old leaky roof above the porch. The porch opens to a fence-less backyard, with its long, burned golden grasses, that it’s not hard for one to figure the house owner doesn’t care too much for it. I shouldn’t say it’s fence-less. There was a fence, at least according to my childhood memory, and I can...

08 TogetherChapter 47

Present – Liz and Bernie – back in Leadville I make a call to the cabin, talk to Gretchen, tell her what's going on and she yells into the phone, "Liz, what the hell is wrong with Jennifer! We finally help her find Ben, which was practically an impossible job, and she kicks him out?" I know I need to smooth things over so I respond, "Gretchen, don't blame Jennifer for this because it really is Mira's fault. She met Glen in the Leadville jail and told him she was preggers with Ben's...

Diana 1

He carried her across the door step. Placed her slender,tall body down as they reached the front foyer of the house. Shelooked at this man she had just married. She realized she didnot know him. She knew him, but not well. He smiled at her andtook her hand. Leading her down the main hall of the house tothe sitting room. It was a large home. A mansion of sorts. It had a sitting room,living room, library, solarium, formal dining room, breakfastroom and kitchen with attached pantry on...

Taking That First Step Part 5

Lana began to protest at being pulled toward the bed; she felt she had been punished enough. Her ass was on fire due to the spanking she had just received. Her protests were ignored.Lana was pushed face down on the bed and she felt Cassandra sit on her back before she could attempt to rise. She felt Cassandra attach something to her wrists. Lana opened her eyes and saw restraints. These were not the restraints made of nylons that had been used in the back of the shop; these were made of...

Another ChanceChapter 51

She did. Grace held her breath until she turned blue and passed out. Unconscious, her reflexes took over and she started breathing again. While she was incapacitated, I called Daddy and he released some of his daughter's funds to me. It's about time Grace spent some money. She had been existing ... and very well ... on my 35 hundred a week and hadn't spent a single dime of her allowance. Except ... don't you just love exceptions? ... Grace was drawing 7.5% on her Three Million Five...

William and Ann Ch 3

Introduction: Will he remain a true virgin any longer? William and Ann Chapter 3 Waking up the next morning, William realized he wasnt in his room. He looked at Anns hair and smelled it with a smile on his face. Her ass was still resting against his stomach as she was in the fetal position. He put his hand on her waist and ran it down to her hip feeling the womanly curves which had begun to blossom. Her body was preparing to be a potential mother. Knowing he was this close to his sisters...

A Long Time Cumming

Sarah was a hot sexy 50+ blonde with large breasts and an inviting mouth. She had a sparkle in her pail blue eyes. We had not seen each other for six plus years. There had always been some sexual tension between us. I was her supervisor so I had to keep my professional distance. You could say she had an ability to give me a "raging hard on". We met again at a retirement for two former colleagues. Sarah was wearing a light blue and yellow button down blouse with a...

Bottoms UpChapter 15

“What do you want to bet that if you hadn’t specifically told them not to do it, Mark and Martin would be presently engaged in some serious buggery, Mark’s dick so far up Martin’s butt that my brother would feel it in his chest? Those two ... I’ve done some sodomy a few times, of course, especially at your direction of late, but those two have the serious hots for each other! Even the thought of fucking Martin in the ass has Mark hard every time!” Lowell chuckled as we talked of Mark and...

The bet

"You cannot," laughed Lacey, as her friend continued to talk about her mystic powers. Stacy gave Lacey a glare. "I'll prove it!" she said triumphantly. "Pick a target and I will show what I can do." Lacey tiled her head up and gave some thought to her friend's proposal. "Ok," she said at long last, "how about my brother?" "You're on!" Stacy giggled. Both girls ran out of Lacey's room and down the hallway to her older brother Peter's room. Lacey and Stacy peered through the...

21 ndash Maire Begs Steve to Allow an In Shop Blowjob

I had a busy afternoon. Right around 4pm, Steve walked in with his big grin. I stood on my tip toes and kissed his cheek. “Hi” I gushed softly. “Have you been drinking?” I asked, pulling back to look at him.“Yes. Yes. Just a beer and a couple of shots of Redbush,” he said with a grin. “Did Jackie come in?” he changed the subject.I gave him and overview of Jackie’s shopping spree without revealing specifics on what she purchases (on his account). Steve was pleased. I assured him that he was...

Frisky Fanny

She was standing there in her red bodice, laced-up black boots and black stockings, talking to a group of two to three other performers, all of them breathing a sigh of relief having successfully completed their burlesque-type show. “Excellent show, you were all fantastic, and great fundraiser” I said, as I approached the group but looking straight at her.“Thanks” she said, looking at me “It was so great, I’m still high, it’s probably going to take the whole night to bring me down. I’m glad you...

An Evolution of Learning

To the Reader, This is a group of short stories written by myself on the Author’s Thread. I hope you enjoy my growth as I have enjoyed growing through learning. Thank you to the Webmaster for allowing me to publish these stories here. Wildsweetone. * * * * * 289 words The curtains rose gently as the breeze wafted through the window. Unseeing, she gazed through the gap in the curtains her thoughts full of him. He would be home in 10 days, his Tour completed. The moon lit the pathways of...

Prisoner of the New Republic

Chapter 1 The panic attacks just kept coming, endlessly, one after the other. An attack would begin, and Mona would feel the fear in her spine. Breathing would become difficult. She would panic more when she felt it. Perhaps something horrible was about to happen. She would do the breathing exercise she had learned long ago. She would do the exercise for 10 minutes and just as the attack was beginning to ease off, and she was sort of able to breathe again, something else would happen just...

Megan Reloaded

As I got back into my car, I could only imagine what the night would have in store for me and Megan. Her taste was still fresh in my mouth and her scent was still alive in my senses. I smiled as I pulled out of the parking lot and adjusted my rear view mirror so I could see Megan as she tailed me. She had a big smile on her face because she knew as well as I did that we were about to have a night that we would never forget. We arrived at the hotel and the anticipation was driving me crazy, I...

TwinsChapter 18

They ate lunch with their parents and talked about what they did that day. Of course they didn’t tell their parents everything they did that morning. After lunch, instead of splitting up, they went around the park as a family. It was nice to be together like that although Allie became hornier and hornier as the afternoon went on. She felt so good without panties. It was more the actual thought of going commando rather than any physical pleasure she got from it. She excused herself several...

farm girl gets saved 2

In the morning after breakfast I left to catch the school bus a few minutes early to call at bens for the morning after pill. I knocked on the kitchen door and he had it all ready and a cup of water. " Thank you and thank you for saving me yesterday," I dont know what was going through my head but I just blurted out. " Can I see you cock again please." "Wow young lady you're keen." Ben loosened the string on his joggers and then he lowered them and his pants. He reached over and...

Mary Catherine

She stood at the window staring out at the city lights, her arms wrapped around her, her mind fixing on the city lights in the distance. She didn’t hear him come up behind her, but then she felt his breath on her neck followed by soft light kisses. ‘You smell so sweet honey,’ he said in a very soft voice. She shivered as he kissed her, and felt her body responding to her touch. Her mind raced. She felt the confusion of loving to be kissed and hating it too. She loved the feeling of excitement...

Allie My Lush Fuck Buddy

I watched from the third floor hotel room window as she got out of her car. I was stunned and felt a rush move through my body. She was even more sexy and beautiful than the pictures she had texted me. A moment of doubt swept through my mind. Would I be able to please her in the ways we had talked about? Would my 50 year old body be able to keep up with a 27 year old woman? The thought of bailing out before she could get to the room crossed my mind briefly. ‘No,’ I said to myself. ‘She’s...

Cindy was young and beautiful and a virgin

"You have a visitor Mr. Murphy," the nursing home attendant told him. "Should I send her out here?"He was in his wheel chair on the porch looking out over the garden. The doctors had given him 5 months before the cancer would consume his body... that was a year ago. He was ready to die. He just wished it would come quickly."Who is it," he asked, "One of those assholes trying to get me to change my will?""I don't think so," the attendant replied. "She said her name is Cindy Vanderhoff."He sat up...

I learned not to give my husband an attitude

My husband invites him in. I'm still standing naked and I can tell the neighbor is trying not to look at me. My husband tells me to bring beers and I obey knowing what will happen if I don't. We find out the neighbor’s name is Joshua and he heard screaming and wanted to make sure if everything is alright. My husband assures him everything is fine. He notices Joshua staring at my feet and asks if he likes it. Joshua only nods and doesn't say anything. My husband tells me to sit on the...

The Neighbors Suck Like Us Chapter 10

Jerry moved down Claire's tummy, his prick dragging down the gently rounded curves like a plow tilling a meaty field in reverse gear. Her knees shot up and her thighs parted wide. She hiked her ass up from the bed, raising her randy rut to the angle of coupling. Jerry knelt between her legs and guided the head of his cock into her pussy. Her cuntlips slurped it in. He braced, only his knob in her cunt, the length of his long cockshaft standing out naked, like a tubular bridge spanning the...

Abby Davis and Madelyn Part 2

The Chronicles of Abby: Davis and Madelyn Part 2(Madelyn’s Perspective)Synopsis: This story is the continuation of the episode ‘Davis and Madelyn Part 1’.[SEXY COMMENTS ARE REALLY APPRECIATED!!!] A week later, Madelyn waited for everyone to leave the classroom including Abby before asking her teacher, Davis for the gaming device that he had promised to get her. “Mr. Davis, has it arrived yet,” asked Madelyn in an especially sweet voice, feeling hopeful. “Hey, Maddie. Guess what? I think it’s...

Fling at the Gym

Fact is I work out a lot and it shows. It's a stress reliever and sometimes I take it a little far cause I really get into it. Some guys get scared by my muscles now, but that's ok. I'm not really looking these days, I've been burnt too many times by too many assholes. So I just go to work, work out, and keep to myself. I'm actually pretty happy but there's this one guy at the gym who keeps stealing glances at me. I can't figure out if he likes me or if he's scared of me, but the gym is often...

Sun bathing in the USA

It was a warm sunny day as we walked hand in hand from your Grand Parents farmhouse and across a meadow, which if we continued across and up hill would bring us to a shaded wooded area. We are both dressed for the weather, I in shorts T shirt and sandals, you my beautiful companion and holder of my heart wearing a bright summer dress with a flower pattern. There is no doubt about it in my mind, you are the most beautiful woman in the world. Your mind is sharp, your wit quick, and your body?...

Gary GingerChapter 5

Gary woke up slowly. His head was pounding and his entire body was in pain. He groaned and heard footsteps. He saw his mother standing over him with a very worried look on her face. “Gary ... oh Gary...” Alice began to cry. She stroked his hair. “Hey mom,” Gary gasped. “You need your pain medication?” Alice asked. Gary could only nod. The pain on his stomach was excruciating. “Let me call the nurse,” Alice said and pressed the button near the bed for a nurse to come assist. Within a few...

Mrs Ruth Part 1

This took place in the South around 1992 and I was 29 years old. I was in a brand new house that me and this fucking idiot I was with then had had custom built. This bitch decided at the last minute she didn't want a big house note and bailed. Never spent one night there. So basically I had a house I couldn't pay for on one income. I soon began selling my personal stuff to keep the note paid until I could unload the house. In the meantime, I soon found it to be a place where many mostly young...

JAN AND STEVE

Introduction: STEVE CALLED HIS WIFE PLEASINGLY PLUMP Jan and Steve had been married for just over 10 years, had 3 young kids, and while they usually had good sex, it was infrequent, and as with most couples, it was at times, boring. Jan was chubby as a teen and still chubby as an adult, the years and childbirth had made her 36d teen breasts in to a luscious pair of 40dds. She had a sexual presence about her and was actually quite attractive to people that liked plus sized women, pleasingly...

Derek and Susan

I walked into the executive offices and looked at the managingdirector's PA. She was a slightly plump very pretty blonde in her earlytwenties, dressed in a smart business suit with a white blouse and dark,sheer, hose, probably tights. I knew that I would have three days at thecompany and I needed somewhere to stay and some amusement. To fill in timebefore my meetings started, using my security clearance I checked thepersonnel records and made a note of her address. I also discovered thather...

Celebrity Crush Daisy Ridley

[DISCLAIMER: Probably don't have to do this but, hey, you never know. The following story is an obvious work of fiction. I do not in any way know or have met Daisy Ridley nor have I had any real life encounters with her I would like to say, though, that I've drawn inspiration from a fellow Chyoa writer, TheOptimisticDuck. If you haven't already done so, I'd highly recommend reading his Ultimate Fantasies: Emma Watson story. It is amazing. Fair warning, if you are looking for a straight romp,...

Chasing Dove

Introduction: I havent posted anything on here in a while so go easy on me. Prologue and Chapter one. Prologue Is hunter coming over? Is he, is he, is he? Dove followed her brother around the house. All she heard was Hunter. Yeah hes coming over but you arent hanging with us, her brother glared at her. But why? She wanted to play with them, she wanted to see Hunter. Mom! Dove wont leave me alone! Dove stood there, her eyes watering. Youra liar! she screamed. Dove saw her mama walk into...

The Saga Of Younger Sister 8211 Part I

Hey friends I have been a reader of this website from past 2 years and I decided to share my real life story about my sexual experience and incest feeling I had for my cousin sister as the story title suggests it’s Saga so I would start from my childhood experiences and the deatils will be true and a complete informative session for real incest lovers. I Charan (name changed ) 23 years and my cousin sister Shruthi ( name changed ) 22 years stayed together for almost our teenage life since my...

Leather Armchair

Julia wrote: Becky, my pussy is so warm and juicy this evening. Don’t you wish you could be here with me? I’d instruct you to make me a cafetiére of hot, strong coffee and bring it to me with a slab of dark chocolate. I’d sit in my brown leather armchair with you kneeling at my feet. Hold on. I’m going upstairs to change. You must stop reading this e-mail for 5 minutes and wait for me. Start timing now, no peeking. Hi. I’m back now. Look at the pictures to see what I’m wearing. Hasn’t the...

Mia Chapter 5 The Sleepover Part II

"This is fine; just helping a buddy out," Jesse assured himself as he made sure all the electrical outlets were switched off around the apartment. He was also giving Mia plenty of time to get ready for bed. He knocked his bedroom door and waited for her to give him the okay to enter. "Holy shit she’s just made that t-shirt the sexiest thing I own!" Jesse endeavored to contain his excitement as he watched Mia, who was now only dressed in one of his baggy Toronto Maple Leafs' tees, perch...

The Three Signs Book 4 LisaChapter 13 Foursomes are Awesome

We had two events to plan for; the release party for ‘Callipygous’, which was scheduled for Wednesday, April 6th, and the Easter Weekend with Georgina. For the release event, Mary Beth had arranged for all of the girls to have special panties with large butt cheek inserts. A visit to Charlie at ‘Kinkz’ had resulted in them all having larger than usual buttocks; there was much laughing and squeezing of backsides. As Stewie said, ‘You are all incredibly booty-licious!”. Even Mary Beth and Lisa,...

A Bunnie To Play With Chapter 4

“Let’s hit the road, Bunnie!” That war cry was so Anne, with her spontaneity and fable for the dramatic. For some unknown reason, I thought back to the moment the name ‘Bunnie’ had come about. It was actually a bit embarrassing. I had been in the process of unpacking my things and stowing them away in the dorm room I had been assigned, when I came about a Mars bar in one of the side pockets of my travelling bag. It had been there for the whole 200 miles drive to the college, it was summer and...

GirlsOnlyPorn Rebecca Volpetti Tiffany Tatum Chick Flix

Movie night with friends is tons of fun. When it’s a movie night with an element of chill, well, that’s even better. Tiffany Tatum brings the popcorn while Rebecca Volpetti picks the film. They settle on the couch and get watching their film. It’s not long before Tiffany decides to make mischief. She begins tossing popcorn at Rebecca, who indulges her girlfriend with a smile. When Tiffany leans in to nibble the popcorn off Rebecca’s belly, things of course take a sensual...

370 ELPIN THE OMELESS

Helen stretched herself, the light hurting her eyes, her head thumping, overhung! Her red hair in the shaft of sunlight from the bedroom window shone like gold as she glanced at the alarm clock ticking its way towards ten…ten ...shit…it can`t have gone off… she poked hubby Dave in the ribs “you great useless waste of space, you forgot to set the alarm!” she shouted leaping out of the big old bed. Dave grinned, watching her silently as she grabbed underclothes from the chest of drawers… she was...

TEACHING THEM

….Yes, I stepped over the line, but it’s been really worth the thrilling adventure I’ve had. I never got caught. The great guys kept quiet but I never expected the special reward I got. …My name is Miss. Dickerson, or Miss. ‘D’ as everyone called me. It all started with my classroom. It had to the side a conference room used in the past for something. I used it to have private conversations with some students with special problems. …A good looking guy student named Pete, had some...

A Girl Called LenChapter 7 Am I falling in Love

Back in Exeter my work had piled up, and for the next few months I had hardly any chance to get to London except on the odd occasion that Len was there, let alone get to Berlin where she was performing now. It was strange, as I missed her. As a friend it was always good to see her, but now I felt that something was missing from my life, it felt so natural when we were together, as if the two of us made an item bigger than the sum of the parts. Happiness is your girl phoning you from Berlin,...

Cathy and My SisterChapter 2

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