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A Loony Toon Tale free porn video
I will admit this came after remembering a joke told by George Carlin.
Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd are characters in the Warner
Brothers Cartoon World. I am using them in a jestful tale.
A Looney Toon Tale
Bugs Bunny climbed into his hole that was his home. He grabbed a stiff
metal brush. He began to brush out the shotgun pellets that came from
Elmer Fudd and his Shotgun. When he removed all the pellets, he climbed
into his shower. The hot water blast removed all the aches. After that
Bugs went to his liquor cabinet and removed a bottle of Turnip Tequila.
He poured himself a triple. Bugs was also growing tired of getting
blasted by Elmer. His phone rang. It was Daffy Duck.
"Hi Bugsy Ole Pal." said Daffy. "How are you doing?"
Bugs said, "Daffy, I am beat. I just dealt with Elmer all day. I am
getting tired of blasted by Elmer every other day. I know he can't kill
me, but he does get annoying."
Daffy said, "You too Huh? How would like getting your beak blown off
five times each time you have to deal with Elmer? At least you can mess
with him. I am only allowed to mess with him every third time."
Bugs said, "Daffy, I had a thought on how to deal with Elmer, I will
call in three days. There is some stuff I must check out before we do
this gag."
Daffy said, "O.K. Bugsy Boy. I am allowed some time off. I will take
some."
Three days later.
Bugs had been searching the internet. He was checking sites that dealt
with jokes and illusions for revenge. He found one run by Witch Hazel.
Witch Hazel had all sorts of tricks and gimmicks to get revenge on
someone. She did have a few rules. One, no killings. She would not sell
a gimmick or a spell that would kill. Two, you must pay in full before
delivery. Three, you must follow all instructions of your product.
There were more, but they dealt with certain gimmicks, spells, and
devices.
Bugs called Daffy. Bugs asked, "Hey Daffy, just how bad do you want to
get Ole Elmer Fudd?"
Daffy said, "Very bad Bugsy Boy. What did you find?"
Bugs said, "A device that would allow us to really screw with Elmer.
However I only have half the cash needed. The seller wants all money up
front or no sale."
Daffy asked, "How much Bugsy? I can part with a thousand Simoleons."
Bugs said, "The device costs two thousand Simoleons. Old Elmer will get
what he deserves and in style. I have the other thousand Simoleans."
Bugs took Daffy's Simoleons and called Witch Hazel. Witch Hazel had
exactly what was needed.
Bugs had asked Witch Hazel to make a body suit for Elmer, a female body
suit. All Bugs had to do was get Elmer into it. That was easy. Bugs
waited for Elmer to go rabbit hunting again.
Sure enough Elmer went hunting again. Only this time Bugs hit Elmer
with a Acme Knock Out Dart. Elmer went to sleep very fast. Bugs called
Daffy and striped Elmer of his clothing. With Daffy's help, Bugs put
Elmer into the Body Suit.
Now I know everyone knows what Elmer Fudd looks like. But Bugs had made
Elmer into Alma. Alma had long brown hair, with a classic body.
Bugs was talking. "Elmer, Daffy and I have enough of your blasting us."
Daffy said, "Elmer, This time we get to blast you. We are not allowed
to use shotguns like you."
Bugs said, "However Alma, we can really screw you."
Daffy said, "Now Alma, if you can guess who is doing you, we will
return you to Elmer. If not, the fun goes on."
Then with shouts of Duck Semen and Rabbit Semen, Bugs and Daffy screwed
Elmer/Alma. No matter what Elmer said to Bugs or Daffy, Elmer was
wrong. Even if Elmer was right on who was screwing him, he was told he
was wrong. Elmer was getting screwed by Daffy and Bugs. Elmer was in
tears. He promised not go hunting again and to only eat vegetables.
(Elmer did say that with his fingers crossed.) Bugs and Daffy still
screwed Elmer. Hey, everybody has to have some fun.
Well to steal from old Porky Pig, That's All Folks.
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