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I will admit this came after remembering a joke told by George Carlin. Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd are characters in the Warner Brothers Cartoon World. I am using them in a jestful tale. A Looney Toon Tale Bugs Bunny climbed into his hole that was his home. He grabbed a stiff metal brush. He began to brush out the shotgun pellets that came from Elmer Fudd and his Shotgun. When he removed all the pellets, he climbed into his shower. The hot water blast removed all the aches. After that Bugs went to his liquor cabinet and removed a bottle of Turnip Tequila. He poured himself a triple. Bugs was also growing tired of getting blasted by Elmer. His phone rang. It was Daffy Duck. "Hi Bugsy Ole Pal." said Daffy. "How are you doing?" Bugs said, "Daffy, I am beat. I just dealt with Elmer all day. I am getting tired of blasted by Elmer every other day. I know he can't kill me, but he does get annoying." Daffy said, "You too Huh? How would like getting your beak blown off five times each time you have to deal with Elmer? At least you can mess with him. I am only allowed to mess with him every third time." Bugs said, "Daffy, I had a thought on how to deal with Elmer, I will call in three days. There is some stuff I must check out before we do this gag." Daffy said, "O.K. Bugsy Boy. I am allowed some time off. I will take some." Three days later. Bugs had been searching the internet. He was checking sites that dealt with jokes and illusions for revenge. He found one run by Witch Hazel. Witch Hazel had all sorts of tricks and gimmicks to get revenge on someone. She did have a few rules. One, no killings. She would not sell a gimmick or a spell that would kill. Two, you must pay in full before delivery. Three, you must follow all instructions of your product. There were more, but they dealt with certain gimmicks, spells, and devices. Bugs called Daffy. Bugs asked, "Hey Daffy, just how bad do you want to get Ole Elmer Fudd?" Daffy said, "Very bad Bugsy Boy. What did you find?" Bugs said, "A device that would allow us to really screw with Elmer. However I only have half the cash needed. The seller wants all money up front or no sale." Daffy asked, "How much Bugsy? I can part with a thousand Simoleons." Bugs said, "The device costs two thousand Simoleons. Old Elmer will get what he deserves and in style. I have the other thousand Simoleans." Bugs took Daffy's Simoleons and called Witch Hazel. Witch Hazel had exactly what was needed. Bugs had asked Witch Hazel to make a body suit for Elmer, a female body suit. All Bugs had to do was get Elmer into it. That was easy. Bugs waited for Elmer to go rabbit hunting again. Sure enough Elmer went hunting again. Only this time Bugs hit Elmer with a Acme Knock Out Dart. Elmer went to sleep very fast. Bugs called Daffy and striped Elmer of his clothing. With Daffy's help, Bugs put Elmer into the Body Suit. Now I know everyone knows what Elmer Fudd looks like. But Bugs had made Elmer into Alma. Alma had long brown hair, with a classic body. Bugs was talking. "Elmer, Daffy and I have enough of your blasting us." Daffy said, "Elmer, This time we get to blast you. We are not allowed to use shotguns like you." Bugs said, "However Alma, we can really screw you." Daffy said, "Now Alma, if you can guess who is doing you, we will return you to Elmer. If not, the fun goes on." Then with shouts of Duck Semen and Rabbit Semen, Bugs and Daffy screwed Elmer/Alma. No matter what Elmer said to Bugs or Daffy, Elmer was wrong. Even if Elmer was right on who was screwing him, he was told he was wrong. Elmer was getting screwed by Daffy and Bugs. Elmer was in tears. He promised not go hunting again and to only eat vegetables. (Elmer did say that with his fingers crossed.) Bugs and Daffy still screwed Elmer. Hey, everybody has to have some fun. Well to steal from old Porky Pig, That's All Folks.

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Nina?s Tale By Dr. Quirt A young Afro-French girl explores her masochistic desires but gets a lot more than she bargained for. This story is the second of a trilogy, the first part being ?Julie?s Story? and the concluding part ?What Happened to Lucy?? Part 1 Hi, my name is Nina and I am going to try to tell you my sorry tale. I don?t know if this message will ever reach the outside world as I shall have to try to smuggle it out through one of the harem guards, tonight. I don?t think...

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The Perfect Family A Thanatos Tale

The Perfect Wife ? A Thanatos Tale ? Part One The Perfect Family ? A Thanatos Tale ? Part One Note:? This is a work of fiction.? Any similarity with persons living or dead is purely coincidental. ?A family is but too often a commonwealth of malignants.???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? -- Alexander Pope  Thirty-one year old Larissa Monroe shudders as her son, Andrew, loudly...

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Marias Tale

The main character here is aligned to one member of our small social/support group who is a country mile ahead of the rest of us in passability, but lacks the confidence to make the most of the gift in anything other than events for crossdressers. The story itself is unintentionally longer than previous ones that I have posted, but it took a long time to write and kept hoovering up new sections. It is just a shame that I could not think of a decent ending, so if readers think the story...

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A Rock Roll Tale

"The blonde with the big tits in the Zep tee." Our drummer and bass player, brothers Sal and Rik Venturi also left requests. I waved him off, "Not tonight. Gotta work the day job tomorrow." Roscoe smiled and asked, "Not even a quick bj, Kev?" "Nope, gotta run." The Clown Show was an oddly named bar and club that often had us signed on for weekend gigs. Two 45 minute sets after an opening group, usually on the popular Saturday night. This one was a more rare Wednesday night as a...

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Sleeping Booty 8211 A Twisted Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there was a beautiful little princess. Her name was Aludra, which, in the language of her people, meant “unwanted one”. Of course she didn’t know this, because all the servants in the palace DID want her. They loved her dearly. She was sweet and pretty and fun to be around, whereas her mother was a stone cold class A Bitch. The Queen was such a bitch that, after her husband, the King, knocked her up with Aludra, she poisoned him. “Imagine!” she...

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A bored housewifes amusing tale

Life was a bit mundane for Tracy. She was married for about thirteen years. She was a wife, mother, daughter, friend, sister. But she felt very alone. Things were okay with her marriage. They had great sex, but did struggle connecting emotionally. This frustrated Tracy very much. Her husband was an introvert and she was more social. Then one day she went looking for something a little different. She had no intentions of cheating, but just wanted to see what was out there. She discovered that...

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A Cats Tale

A Cat's Tale By Julie O Edited by Amelia R. Author's note: This story was in part inspired by a very strange dream I had recently. Chapter 1 Derek Silva logged onto his computer. He had recently found a very interesting chatroom, and he was hoping that there would be some exciting people in there that evening. It was a little after eleven PM, but Derek didn't care; it was summer, and he had no worries until fall when his college classes started up again. He...

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The Heart of a Kitty a Kitty Girl Tale

Once upon a time, there was a girl with the heart of a kitten. Shy, and skittish, she was slowly coaxed from under the bed, or should I say, out of the closet by her owner, and then her new found friend and next door neighbor. Eventually, she shared her story, and became comfortable about talking about it, even writing about it, playing with a few select others who would throw balls of yarn for her or scratch her behind the ears and smile as she rubbed up against their legs, showering them with...

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My Ladys descent the butlerss tale

Note All characters are entirely ficticious and my apologies of any family or company names have inadvertently been used My Lady's Descent, the Butlers Tale. I was idly cleaning some silverware. The sun was shining through the drawing room windows. The lawns stretched away towards the lake with its island and folly while a gardener snipped ineffectually away at the lawn edges. It was an ordinary summers day. Mr Harrison my lord's stock broker and adviser arrived just after...

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Tales from the FuturePart 2 Iversons Tale

The group watched Iverson intently as he took a long swig from his mead pouch. The darkness fell around the group as they sat beside the brightly burning fire, drinking their mead and finishing off their stew. Iverson finally spoke: - Well. Where to begin? He mused tantalisingly. The young men shifted impatiently. All bar Romian, Luther and Iverson himself had rarely met let alone experienced the wonders of women! They all wanted to know what it was like! As highly hormonal...

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