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“It was a thing, Darla. It’s not like I planned it or anything.”

No, of course not. That was supposed to make it okay. Just a thing. They were standing there in the bushes and - oops! Is that your cock in my mouth?

Right.

Dinner was burning. The stew was going to scorch, but I couldn’t turn away from the cutting board. My knuckles were white, wrapped around the kitchen knife, but I was afraid if I stopped chopping, I’d put the knife through his chest. It’s okay to cry as long as I’m chopping onions.

“Sweetie, it will never happen again.”

Right. It will never happen again, until, of course, my tramp-bitch of a sister goes into heat and flashes her tits at him. He’s just a man, I’d expect him to pop to attention when she offers to suck his cock during the Labor Day picnic. Like I didn’t see her whispering in his ear? Running her tramp fingernails over his sleeve?

Right. Never again.

Until, of course, my whore sister decides, after tonight’s dinner, that she wants more. I know how it will go - because I remember how it went before. “Great dinner. Why don’t you just take your tea to the porch and relax. I’ll make your no-goodnick husband help me clean up the kitchen.”

I could picture it, the tramp’s hands in the soapy sink, back arched, hips pushing against Donald’s front. “Oops! Silly me. Is that your cock in my cunt?”

Right. It won’t happen again.

Dinner. Unbearable. The fuck-slut sitting there, eating my food, making goo-goo eyes at my husband. She got blotchy and started to gag, and gasp, turn blue.

Donald reaching for the telephone. Dialing 911 “Darla! Did you put peanuts in this?”

“Did I? Oops.”

It won’t happen again.

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i was in the cubicle of the mens public loo legs up spread wide trousers off pantys on what a dirty slut i felt! I pour baby oil all over my legs and crotch mmmh it felt so sexy i start rubbing my inner thigs slowly put with sexual intent! I hear two men pissing talking casual about the day gone by.... This made me more horny mmmh my stiff cock was pointing straight up by now as i had crotchless black thongs on..... My veins bulging with excitment up and down my 9inch length! I reached round to...

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Whatever Happen to Tommy Michaels

It was a foul-mouthed, drug addicted nightclub comic who said it best. He was the one who summed up the comedic career of Tommy Michaels whose career in show business effectively came to an end on a Friday in November in Dallas, Texas. The dirty-mouthed comic walked on stage two weeks after that horrific day in ’63 and when he did it was the first time he had appeared before a nightclub crowd since that tragic event. Since the innocence of America was taken away by an assassin’s bullet. The...

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it finally happend

Jackie and I have been married for 37 years, and our sex lives have become a little stale, in fact my wife has gone off the idea completely, I keep trying to come up with new ideas some turn her on some don’t, what I will say about her she does go through the motions for my sake, she still has orgasms but on very rare occasions. What is strange to me is she like to pose for erotic pictures for me and she as accepted that I show her off on websites like this one, I'm convinced she is an...

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it finally happend part 2

It finally happened Old Fred. now I know my wife likes to be fucked, but I'm not allowed to talk to her about it, and she still blames me for what happened in Florida, which is driving me crazy, it has been nearly 3 years since Florida and she has shown no signs of doing it again much to my disappointment, but all that changed about 4 months ago. I had just got in from work when our house phone rang, it was my aunt pat, she told me my uncle Peter had passed away a couple of days ago, he...

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A Night That Never Happend

I had been working with David, in the office for several years. Over that time, I had developed a secret ‘crush’ on him. It was at that time of year again when the festivals come to an end with a display of fireworks. David invited me to come along with a few of his friends. My only thoughts were, did he know of my secret crush on him? He gave me a time and place to meet him, after I accepted his invite. I arrived at the prearranged meeting, from which we went to meet up with his mates. After...

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to happend in vegas

My wife and I have been married for 15 years as we are both in our late thirties. We are both professional as Amy is an office manager and I’m an engineer. You could say that we are a power couple and very routine in our every day life with one exception. I was not able to get an erection. This has put quite a strain on our marriage. We never fought about finances or anything about the house but we had fights all the time regarding this. I did n’t know what she wanted from me as I saw doctor’s,...

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A Night That Never Happend

I had been working with David, in the office for several years. Over that time, I had developed a secret ‘crush’ on him. It was at that time of year again when the festivals come to an end with a display of fireworks. David invited me to come along with a few of his friends. My only thoughts were; did he know of my secret crush on him? He gave me a time and place to meet him, after I accepted his invite.I arrived at the prearranged meeting, from which we went to meet up with his mates. After...

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