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June 2003 - September 2003

Kelly O’Connor was, without a doubt, the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever have! She was drop dead gorgeous, absolutely brilliant, had wealthy parents, and was - no ifs, ands, or buts - as horny as I was. What more could a guy ask for? We spent a lot of time in that little cabin that week. A couple of nights we just anchored the boat out on the lake and skinny-dipped in the moonlight. The weather mostly cooperated, too. It was in the seventies and low eighties almost the entire time, and we only had a couple of days of rain. Those days, well, if the boat is rocking, don’t bother knocking! By the time our week was up, I was in an acute state of carnal exhaustion. I needed to go into the Army, simply so I could get some rest!

That happened about a week after we got home. I was going to the MEPS on Monday, June 16, where I would get a final physical and be sworn in. After that, I was advised, give your soul to Jesus, Uncle Sam would take all the rest. I was to report to the recruiting center at 0800 that morning and was given a list of everything I was to take with me, and another list, even longer, of everything I wasn’t allowed to take. It was pretty basic. Pack a small gym bag with a one-day supply of comfortable clothing and some extra socks and underwear, and an extra pair of comfortable shoes. Bring a padlock or two, your birth certificate, driver’s license, and social security card, and any medication or eyeglasses you’ll need, and a small toilet kit. That was about it. The list of banned items was a whole lot longer. No family, no friends, no pets, no food, no drinks, no booze or drugs, no cigarettes, no money, no weapons, not even a pocketknife or nail file. Leave your cell phone and camera and games at home. No jewelry, no piercings, no hats, not even a t-shirt with any logos on it. You couldn’t even bring a book or newspapers, though they did make an exception for Bibles. If the Army wanted me to have it, they would see to it that I got it. If they didn’t give it to me, they must not want me to have it, so don’t try and be cute and get around it. From the MEPS I would be sorted out and then sent on to Fort Benning, either later that day or the next day.

Mom started crying the night before I was to leave, so that Monday morning I simply hugged her good-bye and Dad drove me over to the recruiting station. I left my jacket and ball cap in the truck, shook his hand, and went inside. I was off to join the Army.

I got there on the dot at 0800, which was going to take me some time to figure out. There were a couple of dozen people milling around, some of whom I knew and some of whom were total strangers. Almost immediately I learned the truth about what my grandfather had been saying. “I’m not saying the Army invented hurry-up-and-wait, but they sure managed to perfect it!” We were ushered into a small room with seats and told to sit down and be quiet. The bus would leave at 0900. We wouldn’t leave for another hour.

I looked around and saw Clyde Wilcox and Tony Vancuso. I knew there were a couple dozen of us from Matucket High going into the service, but some of them had selected later entry dates. The Military Enlistment Processing Station handled everybody, from all the services. We would travel there as a group, then be divvied up. I knew Clyde would be going to Fort Benning with me, but Tony would end up at Parris Island in South Carolina for Marine basic training. Clyde was going to go through Army Basic with me, but he was looking at a Military Occupational Specialty, or MOS, Twenty-One-Bravo, which was something in combat engineering. I was Eleven-Bravo, or infantryman. Even if we were together in Basic, when that finished, Clyde would be heading somewhere else for his Advanced training.

I sat down next to Tony and Clyde, and we talked in a low level while we were waiting. Tony and I were both in top shape from football season. Clyde still looked a little soft, but he had lost almost forty pounds and had been lifting weights and building his strength up. He actually looked human and had attended the school dances in the spring. His confidence had increased at about the same rate as his weight had decreased. That was a good thing, I figured.

We weren’t the only ones talking, so that must have been allowed. At 0845 we were ushered out to the green bus and ordered to sit down and shut up. Then we waited another fifteen minutes to leave, on the dot at 0900. It was about an hour’s drive to the MEPS. There were both guys and girls on the bus, but it was mostly guys. Regardless, it had been explicitly explained that once we got to the MEPS, we would be segregated, and there would be zero fraternization. That was an offense which would guarantee getting kicked out before you even got started.

All day long it was hurry-up-and-wait. Everybody got a physical, a few people had to take the ASVAB, and we all met with a detailer to review where we were going and what we would be doing. That was mostly stuff I had already done, but not everybody did it the same way. It took so long, in fact, that we were put up in a dorm-style barracks, two people to a room, to stay the night. Lunch, dinner, and breakfast would be the responsibility of the MEPS. We would be transported somewhere in the morning, after we were sworn in. I was assigned to a room with a Hispanic kid from Atlanta, Pedro Martinez, who was going into the Navy.

“I, Graham Wendell Reaper, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.”

I knew what the words meant, but when you say them for real, it seemed a whole lot more important. After that, it was off to Benning on another Army bus. I managed to wave to Tony, but that was about it. I couldn’t do much more than that with Clyde. We got split up on different buses, and when we unloaded at Fort Benning, we stayed split up.

I didn’t have a clue what I was going to be doing or where I was going to be going. Sergeant Donaldson had tried to explain what was about to happen, but it all looked like massive confusion to me. On the other hand, he had told me, as had Grandpa, to behave, keep my mouth shut, and obey the drill sergeants. Grandpa had put it succinctly. “There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Army way. Don’t think about it. Just keep your mouth shut and do it the Army way.”

Sergeant Donaldson had told us all that the first thing that would happen was that we would go to the Reception Battalion to get sorted out. They would process us through, get us our uniforms, give us our haircuts, give us another physical and drug test, and run us through our physical assessment test. That meant we had to run a timed mile and do a bunch of pushups and stuff. Now, as I looked around me, I had to wonder about some of these guys. There were some of us who were in shape, like me, but a lot more were softer, like Clyde, and there were some who looked like Clyde pre-fat-camp. Some of those guys were going to have problems!

That became definite when we were welcomed by an officer in a giant reception hall. He explained the process and explained the penalties for screwing around. If you failed the physical assessment, you were held back, and had to enter the Fitness Training Company, otherwise known as Fat Camp. Your diet was monitored, and you did nothing but exercise. Twice a week you had the chance to test out and go to Basic Training. Flunk it eight times, four weeks, and they kicked you out and sent you home as a hopeless and pathetic reject, unfit to take a place among America’s mightiest warriors. No, he didn’t use those words, but you sort of got the idea. After that it was off to a massive round of hurry-up-and-wait.

I got a haircut. I didn’t normally let my hair get too long, maybe touching my ears and hitting the back of my collar, but this one left me almost bald! They used human barbers with electric trimmers that moved at lightning speed. I heard later that they were experimenting with a helmet that was filled with razors and would cut your hair automatically. They would plop it on a recruit’s head, hit a button, and his head would be bald and glistening seconds later. I could almost believe it.

I got another physical and another drug test. Since I didn’t use drugs, I wasn’t worried, but I had to wonder about some of these guys. A few looked like serious hard-core criminals and gangbangers. Maybe the Army had need for guys like that for a real-life Dirty Dozen or something. From there we went to another part of the medical area and started getting inoculations. I thought that was strange, since I already had a full record of vaccinations going back to when I was a baby. I even had to show proof of that to Sergeant Donaldson. It didn’t matter. I got everything all over again! Mumps, measles, tetanus, diphtheria, polio, flu - you name it, I got it!

From there we went to a warehouse sort of place where I was measured and given a mound of uniforms, underwear, socks, boots, and a duffel bag. I even got some towels to dry off with after showering. This we were ordered to stuff into the duffel bag. I managed to cram everything, including my gym bag with the crap I had brought, into the duffel bag. It was all very orderly and organized. Some people brought a small suitcase; how they expected to run around with that was beyond me.

That basically took up all our first day in the Army. We ate dinner in a D-FAC, a Dining Facility, and then were shown to a large barracks with bunk beds. That would be our home during our time at the Reception Battalion, so we were told to be neat and orderly. Everything was to be kept clean and neat. When we weren’t using something, we had to keep it in our bags. We were also warned that reveille was at 0430, and that we needed to shower, shave, and be dressed by 0500. The dress code called for us to be in Army t-shirt, Army PT shorts, white sport socks (no colors or logos), and running shoes or sneakers.

We were then turned loose, sort of. We couldn’t leave the barracks area. Some of the guys tried anyway and were sent back inside after getting chewed out. Everybody was talking and trying to find anybody they knew. The only guy I knew was Clyde Wilcox, and he wasn’t in this barracks, so I was out of luck. Still, I talked to a few guys and got to know them. About 2100 the lights were turned down and we were told it was lights out and time to go to bed.

We woke up to a recording of a bugle at an ungodly hour the next morning. I don’t know if it was 0430 or not since I had left my watch at home. Sergeant Donaldson assured me that if the Army wanted me to be somewhere, they would make sure I got there. I was in a top bunk and managed to make it to the floor without stepping on anybody. I had slept in my briefs, so I grabbed my toilet kit and a towel, and headed for the bathroom. It was weird, though, because while I had been around locker rooms and communal showers for years, it was a real new experience for some of these guys, and you could tell. I did my morning routine and got dressed in time for breakfast. Not everybody did, though, which caused all of us to get chewed out by the drill sergeants. We also got chewed out for leaving the barracks area a mess. Again, my bunk was okay, but some of these guys were real slobs. Even I got chewed because I didn’t make my bed properly. After that it was off to breakfast in the cafeteria.

After breakfast we did the physical assessments. We ran and we pulled up and we pushed up and we did every form of torture possible. Again, it was nothing I hadn’t done for years. For some of these guys it was a lost cause. This took us two days, since we did everything as a group. Part of the time we learned how to stand in line and stand at attention. Otherwise, it was back to the D-FAC or the barracks. I started making my bunk a lot neater. The guy below me saw what I was doing and asked me to help him, so I did. Since we all got yelled at if any of us fucked up, it paid off if none of us fucked up. You could see that playing out around the room, but not always. Some guys just wouldn’t or couldn’t learn. I predicted that Basic would be an unpleasant time for them.

Finally, on the fourth day, the final determinations were made. A string of green buses was waiting for us after breakfast. Some of us were called out by name and sent to Fitness Training, and the rest were ordered onto buses headed towards Basic Training. I was going to Basic. The first thing I learned was that the drill sergeant on my bus had a sense of humor. Unfortunately, it was not a sense of humor that I would enjoy. I mean, it really wasn’t my fault. I could really blame the guy sitting next to me on the bus. He was an average looking guy, but he had a big smile. He stuck out his hand and said, “Riley Fox!”

“Graham Reaper.”

“Where you from, Graham?”

“Matucket, Georgia.”

“Where’s that?”

“We’re about an hour west of Atlanta. You?”

“Knoxville, Tennessee. So, you’re a Georgia cracker,” he said.

I shrugged. It wasn’t like it was the first time I had heard the phrase. “And you’re a Tennessee hillbilly.”

The fellow in front, a Hispanic-looking guy, turned around and asked, “What’s the difference?”

I smiled and answered, “A Georgia cracker marries the prettiest girl in town, and a Tennessee hillbilly marries the prettiest girl at the family reunion.”

Riley laughed loudly at this, and the guy in front of me smiled and asked, “What about Alabama?”

“You from Alabama?” I asked.

“Yeah. Carlos Menendez.”

I looked at Riley, who promptly responded, “Alabama rednecks? Barnyard animals!” which got the redneck in front of us to laughing. In any case, most of us got to talking to each other, since it seemed like we would be spending the next few months together.

At the end of the short ride, we climbed off the bus and were moved into position like we had learned at the Reception Battalion. A drill sergeant in a Smokey Bear hat, who was as black as the ace of spades and looked as mean as a snake, greeted us warmly and welcomed us to the United States Army, the finest fighting force the world had ever seen. His name was Sergeant First Class Wallace, and he was the Senior Drill Sergeant for our Training Company. We were now Company A, First Battalion, 19th Infantry Regiment, 198th Infantry Brigade. He introduced us to the other drill sergeants who would be teaching us. He assured us that no expense would be spared to raise us to the level needed to join this elite institution.

And then the world became very strange. Our platoon drill sergeant was Staff Sergeant Dilbert Johnson, and he introduced himself with an interesting speech. “It has come to my attention that there is perhaps a misunderstanding as to what is involved in joining the United States Army, and that perhaps some of you who do not realize that every state in the nation, every territory in the commonwealth, and every city and district all contribute to the strength that you wish to join. This is obviously a defect in the poor educational systems that some of you experienced growing up. This pains me mightily, and it will be my personal goal to ensure that all of you benefit from the knowledge I gained in my time in the public school system of Mobile, Alabama. I promise you that this error will be rectified!”

Oh, shit! Sergeant Johnson, who had been riding at the front of the bus that Riley, Carlos, and I had been on, had heard the joking! All three of us were dead men!

The first thing we did was to get assigned to our barracks. Riley, Carlos, and I were all assigned to First Platoon. We were to be known in the future as ‘The Fighting First’ to differentiate us from all the other First Platoons around the place. There were about 200 guys in the company, split evenly into four platoons. We went inside and were assigned bunks and a locker. Sergeant Johnson, then ordered us all to bring our duffel bags to the open area in the center of the barracks. “Now, I want you all to open your bags and dump the contents into a pile here in the center.”

I had no idea what was up, but I had zero desire to cause myself any more pain. Somebody down the line hadn’t figured this out, though, because I heard, “Why? Everything will get mixed up!”

In seconds Johnson was in front of whoever that was and, in his face, so close he was almost chewing on his nose. “YOU DO NOT ASK WHY! YOU OBEY ORDERS AND DO AS YOU ARE TOLD! EMPTY YOUR BAG NOW!”

I didn’t need a second hint. I opened my bag and dumped everything on the floor of the barracks at my feet. Sergeant Johnson then began to walk among the piles, kicking them into the center, so that everything was mixed. “Now, you have five minutes to find all of your stuff and put it back in your bags!”

My eyes popped open at this, and I looked around wildly and saw the same looks elsewhere. Then I moved forward and grabbed the only thing I knew for sure was mine, the Matucket High gym bag I had my personal stuff in. After that everybody was in the pile, sorting things out and trying to find their stuff and stuff it in their bag. Since everything looked alike, it was simply hopeless. None of us accomplished anything, and Sergeant Johnson made us do it all over again twice more. I think that simply made it worse. We never did get it sorted out and ended up leaving everything in a big pile while we were ordered outside.

I hoped I’d see some of the stuff later. Once we were outside, Sergeant Johnson reported that all of us failed to assist each other, since soldiers assist their fellow soldiers and don’t worry about themselves. We would have a chance to rectify this later. This evening, after supper, we should find our equipment and mark it properly. We would be practicing this in the future. In the meantime, it was time to practice drilling. Then he asked us if anybody knew the state bird of Alabama.

A couple of hands came up, but that was it. “If you do not all know how to do something, then none of you know how to do something! The state bird of Alabama is the yellowhammer woodpecker, also known as the northern flicker. It is the only woodpecker which is a state bird anywhere in these United States!”

It went like this all week long! We had to do everything together, and if one of us failed, we all failed. Meanwhile Sergeant Johnson kept teaching us all about the wonders of Alabama. I never did learn if there was a state rodent of Alabama, but if there was, I suspect his name was Staff Sergeant Dilbert Johnson, and he was living in Georgia!

All week we learned to drill and march and salute and stand at attention. We were up at 0430 and went lights out at 2100. We did at least an hour every day of physical training, calisthenics and running mostly. We were issued fake rifles to do this with; they were called rubber ducks for some unknown reason. Even getting back to the barracks after dinner wasn’t the end of things, since that was the only time we had to clean the barracks, and Sergeant Johnson was a stickler for a clean barracks. Sleep was a blessing except we didn’t really get much sleep. Two of us were always awake, on fire guard for two hours at a time. Since there were theoretically eight hours of sleep every night that meant four shifts of two hours each. At least once a week you had to do fire guard and being woken at 0100 would ruin your whole day.

Our next week we began doing soldier stuff, as most of us thought of it. We started doing hand-to-hand combat, obstacle courses, and compass navigation. I was probably about average in some of that stuff. I’d never been a Boy Scout, so I had never learned anything about compasses or camping, but I had always been physical and had gotten knocked around in football. Getting knocked to the ground and knocking somebody else to the ground wasn’t all that hard to learn. At least I didn’t hurt myself and have to get sent back to Fat Camp to wait to heal up. A couple of guys busted themselves up on the obstacle course and had to go to the hospital. We never saw them again, but they were probably just held over.

When we weren’t outside doing something, we were in classes, getting taught how to do what we were supposed to be doing outside. How to read a map, how to work a compass, first aid - those were the sorts of practical classes we would get. We also got a lot of other stuff, like what the ranks were, who to salute and why, customs of the service, and a lot of military law. It wasn’t enough to know how to shoot people, you had to know when you were allowed to shoot people.

After that, we got into some more combat skills. I still don’t know what pugil sticks were training us for. Bayonet training, I guess, though nobody fought with bayonets anymore. We were also issued a real rifle, an M16A2, though nobody was crazy enough to issue us ammunition. We also got classroom lessons in them, and how to clean them and maintain them.

Morning to night it never ended. How any of us made time to make friends, I will never understand! I did, however, with both Carlos Menendez and Riley Fox. The three of us were quickly identified by our fellow recruits as the reason that we were all now learning about the wonders of Alabama. We were forced together out of self-preservation! (Did you know the state nut of Alabama is the pecan? No way did Staff Sergeant Johnson know all this crap. He must have been going home at night and reading the encyclopedia.)

After about a month into Basic, we all went out to a firing range and were instructed in loading and unloading the M16A2. First, we used empty magazines, and then we used full ones. Then we went to the firing line and were instructed in firing the M16A2. At that point I discovered something quite interesting. I was already doing well at the physical stuff, I mean, things like hand-to-hand and the obstacle course. That didn’t surprise me, though, since I was a big guy and had been pretty active my entire life. Still, I had never even held a gun before coming to Basic training, so how come I had the highest qualifying score with the M16A2 in the company, and practically from the first day? It just seemed incredibly easy to me. I had to work at not getting bull’s-eyes.

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Tuesday, January 7, 2019 The rest of the semester was a bitch, a stone-cold cast-iron bitch. I don’t know what I had been expecting, but it was just unrelenting work. Maybe it was because I had taken a lot of time on the two consulting jobs or maybe it was because of the time taken up with Tolley’s book project. More likely it was because I didn’t know what the hell I was doing trying to get a doctorate in history. I mean, I knew there was a lot of reading that was going to be involved....

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 11 Early Retirement

Seamus fell asleep in his car seat before Kelly got home. That made him extra fussy when we got there, and he was handed to me after she got him out of the car. For the next hour we kept putting him to bed and he kept waking up and fussing. Kelly and I talked about my father’s condition. “So, what happens next?” I asked. “This ever happen to your father?” “Not that I’ve ever heard. Maybe he doesn’t exercise as vigorously as your father does.” I had to laugh at that. “There are some things...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 31 Fire Team Leader

June 2005-March 2006 The next morning, we were back to the Army in earnest. Most everybody had filtered back, and we began with PT, physical training, including calisthenics and a four-mile conditioning run. I was hurting as bad as any of the other troops. Leave had left me soft. It didn’t matter, since I knew I would be back in shape in a few weeks, tops. Montoya and Gonzalez, the fuzzies just out of Benning, were in decent shape. Riley was coming off leave and was in about the same...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 47 Job Hunting

Nothing job-related came to my attention by Friday afternoon. I speculated what the perfect job ad would look like - “Wanted! Matucket Firearms Corporation has an immediate opening for product design and testing in their Machine Gun Division! Iraqi war veterans with PTSD desired! Call now, operators are standing by!” I remembered that the AK-47 was invented by a busted-up Russian sergeant during World War II. Too bad there really wasn’t a Matucket Firearms Corporation, either with or without...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 15 Recuperation

Monday, September 26, 2022 Monday was a busy day. I bundled the kids off to school and then called Matucket State. While I didn’t go into details, I had to let her Department Vice-Chair know she was going to be away from work for a week or two. I didn’t know who to call at DARPA or the NSA, but Kelly didn’t talk to them daily anyway; she could handle that chore. Then I drove over to the hospital. By all accounts, I would be able to bring her home that day. First, though, she needed to be...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 15 Background Briefing

Monday, March 19, 2018 “Dispatch to One-Six-Three.” “One-Six-Three to Dispatch, go ahead.” Dispatch to One-Six-Three, say location.” I was curious as to why Dispatch wanted to know where I was, since they had sent me to supervise an accident at Pinetree and Glen Aubrey. There was a three-car pileup on Glen Aubrey after the first car, a silver Nissan sedan had suddenly braked for a squirrel. The next car, a red Ford Fusion had slammed into the Nissan from behind and had then been...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 34 Moving Forward

Hank called me later that evening, laughing about the three chuckleheads, as he called them, and told me that he had told them some more stories. Of course, he kept their glasses full, so it was a profitable conversation for him. He told me that he had told a bunch of war stories about ‘the old days’ and how we did things ‘back then.’ I laughed and invited him and his wife over some night, and to just call me or Kelly to schedule it. Over the weekend Kelly and I goofed off while driving the...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 17 Preparations

Chief Crowley called the meeting to an end. He told Captain Abernathy to light a fire under the detectives and see if anybody had seen any African-American strangers recently. At best we had maybe a day or two before something might happen. Captain Bullfinch and Lieutenant Roscoe were told to give whatever support possible, including moving watch schedules around. Hank was told to assist me and dial up TRT. As far as I was concerned, Priority One was taking care of my family. What was even...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 60 Wedded Bliss

Saturday, June 21, 2008 I continued riding with Hank Jenkins for two weeks, and he signed off on turning me loose on the public on my own. During our time he taught me about the night and graveyard shifts, much like Jerry had taught me about the day shift and general police work. We also brought in a number of bad guys on various warrants, taking criminals off the street and otherwise making Matucket safer for all. It seemed like every shift would start with Hank handing me a stack of...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 21 Bank Robbery

Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 30 Fort Drum

April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 17 Summer

June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 17 Miles Madigan

Summer 2023 The job in Sullivan Springs was a larger project than most of those I had already worked on. The spreadsheets were smoking by the time I got through with them. When I contacted Ballantine in two weeks, it was only to tell him I was still working the project. Unlike some of my other jobs, in this one I didn’t have a single answer already packaged. In my other jobs the chief or sheriff already knew what he wanted to do and simply needed an outsider to give him a third-party...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 41 Abu Dhabi

January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 2 Reunion

It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 48 Administrative Assistant

I was able to get in to see Captain Crowley on Thursday morning. Another young officer, African-American this time, was the one who escorted me in, and this time Crowley had some paperwork on his desk. I got the impression that after this meeting it would be time to shit or get off the pot. Crowley outlined the procedure to apply, and then reviewed the pay and benefits. “Grim, as an Administrative Assistant you make a bit more than minimum wage, but it’s a full-time job and it qualifies you...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 20 Schools End

Dad didn’t say anything to me the next day, so we must have covered our tracks. At least the back seat in the SuperCrew was wide enough for us to lay semi-flat on. We still drove around in the cold air with the windows down. Monday at school I saw Coach Summers and gave him the news. I was out for a week, and would be reevaluated afterwards, so I might be able to play if we won next week and went to State. “I won’t let you back on the field until you bring me a release from the doctor,” he...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 27 Returning Home

June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 8 Sunday October 1 2017

For the last few days President Trump had been on a Twitter rampage, demanding that the NFL players stand during the anthem, demanding the team owners and coaches fire them if they didn’t, and promising dire actions otherwise. Both Jack and I were getting slammed left and right, me for not complaining about the football players’ protests and Jack for not doing more. He was also bitching about Puerto Rico, primary elections, and fake news. No wonder he wasn’t doing his job - he was spending...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 24 Boxie

2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 19 Rescue

I never really passed out, but I wasn’t in a mood to keep talking. The immediate threat was contained, and since I was trapped under a tree and wounded, I wasn’t going to wander around the battlefield. After a few minutes I began to hear sirens, both police and fire department; I wouldn’t be alone for long. I twisted my head to the left but couldn’t see to the end of the driveway out on Lakeside Drive. I did see flashing lights approaching, and the sirens went silent. Moments later I heard a...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 66 Old Acquaintances

Grandpa was right about some of what he had said. I googled ‘medal of honor procedure’ later and it turned out there was a huge process involved in giving the Medal of Honor. Once the recommendation worked its way up from Battalion to Brigade and then to Division, it landed at the Pentagon. At least two boards in the Human Resources Command had to approve it, and then it went before the Chief of Staff, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 12 Thanksgiving

Thursday morning was an exercise in controlled chaos. I had time to do a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon, which could be a bit of a luxury. I tried to cook a nice family breakfast on weekends but shift work with the MPD meant I frequently missed weekends. At least three of us ate well. Seamus only ate Froot Loops; he was almost three and was still a knucklehead in the Terrible Twos. After breakfast Kelly put Riley and me to work cleaning the house. Seamus, on the other...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 70 60 Minutes

Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case. The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 8 Recuperation

Mom went back to work down in the ER the next morning, which I found a blessing. I mean, I loved my mother, but she was driving me completely nuts hanging around the room with me. She still dropped in at lunchtime, but I could handle that. Otherwise, I had her bring in a few books from home that I could read holding up with my left hand. Kelly came over after school on Tuesday. She had worked out an arrangement to take a different bus over to the hospital, and then either Mom would take her...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 7 Friday September 29 2017 to Saturday September 30 2017

Friday started out like most other days. We got Riley off to school on the bus, and Kelly loaded Seamus in the Sienna to take to day care at Matucket State. The big difference was that we dug out all the luggage. While she was at class, I packed all my formal stuff in a hanging bag, with the rest in a suitcase. As soon as Kelly and Seamus came home, she grabbed her stuff out of the closet and told me to start packing, while she packed everything for the kids. It became a mad rush, since I...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 6 Kelly

Friday, February 16, 2001 School had just started again after the winter break. I was hanging out after lunch with some friends near the south stairwell lockers, with Tilly next to me, when Terry Watson muttered, “Holy shit!” as he looked at something behind me. I turned around and didn’t see anything unusual, at least not at first. What I did see looked like a bunch of girls hugging. Then I saw one of the girls turn around and come over towards us. She was slim, about my height, with...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 19 A Winning Season

Jack managed to finagle a ride home with a couple of cheerleaders who were juniors. I have no idea if he got anything more from them than a lift home, and I didn’t want to know. One of these days my brother’s love life was going to bite him in the ass. Some girl was going to find him with another girl, and there would be hell to pay. Hopefully she wouldn’t be carrying a weapon when that happened. The Sports Section headline Saturday morning was “UNDERDOG PIONEERS CRUSH WARRIORS!” I had no...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 68 Television

I knew what the citation said; whether I believed it was a different question. It didn’t matter much. I stood there, kept my mouth shut, and looked straight ahead. The President put the ribbon around my neck, and everybody saluted and applauded. He gave me a whispered, ‘At ease.’, and I was able to break position and shake his hand in thanks. That was the end of the official ceremony, and it was time for a meet-and-greet. Mister and Mrs. Obama escorted me down off the stage and over to where...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 53 Living the Dream

Police work was vastly different from military life. One of the biggest differences was that the U.S. Army was quite monolithic, in the sense that everybody trained and fought the same way. Every infantryman trained at Fort Benning. Every helicopter crewman trained at Fort Rucker. Every medic trained at Fort Sam Houston. You get the idea. The same could be said at any camp or fort in the country. Everybody did things the same. There’s a reason they called it the ‘big green machine.’ It made...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 63 Out of State Visitors

Saturday, October 24, 2009 My schedule that week was the night shift, Tuesday to Friday, and then I would have off, Saturday to Tuesday. That worked out well, since Saturday was my parents’ anniversary, and both Kelly and I would have the day off. I would be able to sleep late and then we could go over to the house later. Since it was their Silver Anniversary, the plan was for Bobbie Joe, Kelly, and me to take the parental units out to a nice dinner. Jack and Teresa couldn’t be there, of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 69 Going Home

That was basically the end of the craziness. From Chicago we flew home for a long weekend. Monday, we flew back to New York, and I went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which proved interesting. Stewart was on the liberal side of the spectrum, but he always showed a lot of respect to the soldiers even as he crucified the politicians who got us into Iraq and Afghanistan. Most of the interview was the standard questions, but at the end he asked me something nobody else had asked. Stewart:...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 43 Aftermath

It looked like almost the entire platoon had arrived, led by Lieutenant Southerland. They rolled up to the front gate, actually driving over various body parts as they did so and stopped. The crashed Apache blocked the way in. The first guys to come inside the compound simply stood there and stared at the carnage, though a couple of guys tossed their cookies. Eventually somebody noticed I was standing there and Southerland and another couple of guys ran over to me. “Sergeant Reaper! Sergeant...

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Average Joes Army

This is a true story about Average Joe and his army celebrating National Nude Day. When a bunch of thugs moved in the neighborhood committing petty crimes and selling drugs and gave Joe, of all people, Average Joe, a hard time while he was out walking his dog, Fifi, a precious 5 pound, white Chihuahua, there was no need to call the police. Joe pulled out his cell phone and made one call. The thugs thought he was calling the cops, but Joe called his army instead. ‘Go ahead and call the cops,...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 18 Senior Year

Our first game of the season was at the end of the month, the last Friday of August, the 30th. It was a home game with North Cobb High, from up in Kennesaw. They were from a wealthy suburb of Atlanta, and North Cobb was a big school, certainly bigger than us. That was important in high school football, since the more students you had, the more likely you’ll be able to find better players. I commented on that to Kelly once, and she said something about Gaussian distributions and standard...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 38 Coming Together

Things moved along through the summer. At times it seemed as if for every step we took forward we were taking two steps back. Still, some good things happened. Our new Auto Theft Division made a major arrest mid-June. They grabbed a few cars out of the impound yard and fitted them with GPS trackers and allowed them to be stolen. That generated enough information to get warrants on a pair of ‘chop shops’, garages where stolen cars could be taken and stripped for parts. Lieutenant Dupree of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 49 Training

October 2007 - December 2007 Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.” I looked at him. “Why? What is it?” “It’s the packet from the academy.” “Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?” Tim nodded....

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The Grim ReaperChapter 52 The Academy

January 2008 - March 2008 When I went back to work, I let Captain Carson know about meeting the Gorsky family, and that I was sure that a lawsuit was on the way. Both he and Lieutenant Brownell quizzed me on what I had told the Gorskys and I swore six ways from Sunday that I hadn’t said anything that could be construed as an admission of guilt. Their general feeling was that we would be named in the suit, but we could dump any responsibility onto the Sheriff’s office, since they ran the jail...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 16 Springtime

March to May, 2002 Mom was not at all amused by my thinking. All through dinner, which Kelly and I nuked in the microwave to warm up, she badgered me about why I was joining the Army. I pretty much gave her the same reasons as I gave my girlfriend. Dad mostly just sat there and listened. He insisted that they had to meet Sergeant Donaldson, and that I was not doing anything until after I got out of school. Eventually I could escape, and I took Kelly out and we went over to the mall, to do...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 46 Barbecue

We slept in the next morning, and I informed Kelly that she needed to pass an audition like I had done with her. How was I to know that she wasn’t a demanding wife? What if she was only interested in me for my body, and not my mind? That got me a smart-ass comment from her, “Really? You want to go there? Grim, you need to stick with your body! Your mind ain’t going to cut it!” That earned her a sharp smack on the ass, and I tickled her until she shrieked and begged me to stop. That led to her...

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