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Foreword: By the time I am writing this I had just published my eleventh story on Fictionmania. However, it was my tenth story that marked a small milestone for me. While still being an inexperienced writer I counted myself now as one to not just post once or twice, but be able to continuously write stories. Still, I have a lot to learn and sometimes I wish I could learn from other more experienced authors on FM. See their notes and understand their reasoning. One of the things I...

Crossing Worlds Part Three

The magic portal cracked and within a moment of walking all three had arrived in the majestic bedroom of the Creneth mansion in all its ivory and harwood and silk splendor. "Welcome, Jaina, to the 21th century on earth." Markus leaped on his bed with a big smile as he could once again enjoy the oh so soft feeling of his own bed with a proper support system. The best beds of Jaina's world couldn't compare. With a big smile on her face Andrea followed behind Markus, crawling over the bed...

Love Unconventionally

First comes love, then comes marriage and then comes baby in a baby carriage… Isn’t that how it is supposed to happen? But what if you’re not in love? What if you’re not married? What if it’s not your baby? I have found life doesn’t follow the conventions of the norm. Life doesn’t care what is supposed to happen. And all I can do is manage what life wishes for me. * ‘Return was by far the greatest!’ Dan announced. ‘No way, the best is obviously Empire,’ Cole retaliated. ‘What?’ Dan...

The Cobbler the Brownies

A Story in the Once Upon a Time… Universe Copyright© 2007 by Stultus Synopsis: An old fashioned Fairy Tale about a plucky young lad who finds love and happiness in a Wizard’s apple orchard. Naturally there is a wicked step-father and some naughty step-brothers that need to get their own ‘just desserts’ as well. Sex contents: No Sex. None at all. Sorry. Genre: Old Fashioned Fairy Tale Codes: Humor, Romance Originally Posted at SOL: 2007-05-22 ************** Thanks to Dragonsweb for the...

Godless and Faithless Chapter 5

He had to buy it, and Axel thought they should have given it to them for free as a thank you for saving them. Rayner insisted the refugees were not in a position to give anything away for free. Besides, he had checked its authenticity, and it was a good map. “So, what’s the plan?” Rayner said. “I know you have one. You must, because we’re heading off into the countryside on our own. That has not worked out too well in the past.” “You’re the one who signed up for this quest,” Axel said. “I...

Mary Christmas Everybody

A pantomime play in three Acts. Cast (In no particular order): Narrator (The easiest part of all), Mary Christmas (An attractive woman in her early 30’s), Carole (a young trainee), Rudy The Red Knobbed Reindeer (a reindeer), Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Cupid, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen (more reindeers), Foo-Kin Thin (a small box of electronics from Japan), Santa Claus (a red faced obese old inebriate wanted for questioning by police forces in 92 different countries on suspicion of...

Mary Christmas Everybody

Introduction: This is my entry for a Xmas pantomime story competition. Its in the form of a play, and is intended to simply be a spoof adult play, on a Xmas theme. If youre looking for a sexually stimulating text, please look elsewhere, but if you want something that will make you smile then (I hope) this one is for you. MARY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY A pantomime play in three Acts. Cast (In no particular order): Narrator (The easiest part of all), Mary Christmas (An attractive woman in her early...

Dear Amy Schumer 1

Wow, The Amy Schumer, to me truly my absolute dream girl, and dream person, a comedic genius and a literal Goddess, I can only imagine, the hardships & heartache you have been through. For me personally as a man to get to a very comfortable place, to incite and basically write the future, how they may quite well transpire. When John Meets Amy Schumer... Well it would most definitely start at the John's Erotica Headquarters aka Starbucks Coffee Cafe, I sometimes catch you sneaking by looking...

The Hairstyling Model II

This is a first-person account of an involuntary feminization, which is fiction The Hairstyling Model II By I. R. Nixon We left the room. Uncomfortable as I was dressed like this, I knew it would be hard to detect my real gender. We approached the elevator and Sharon instructed be to go back and get her notepad off the dresser in the room. When I returned to the room I discovered the maids rolling on the beds in laughter. It was now obvious why Sharon had sent me back to the...

The Model

The Model Belladonna [Based on a concept suggested by Eva Conevil] Fran Dukes shook her head as she stared at her inventory before her eyes drifted back to the website that her boyfriend had set up for her. Fran felt that the pictures of the clothing across a white background did not do them justice and were inhibiting internet based sales for her boutique. The boutique was a labor of love for Fran. She had started it with money provided from her wealthy parents and had made it...

Hollywood Tales Part 1

April, 2022 Los Angeles, CA John Finn had flown his family across the country to spend the week in LA while he was forced to take several meetings with interested parties regarding the infamous book about his brother Roland Finn that Roland had written and their niece Hannah Smith had rewritten and that John held the rights to. John knew why he was really there but had to keep up appearances before he shot down a potential deal as some of the producers were legitimately interested in...

Suitable Hikes

The rain simply wouldn't stop today, like yesterday. Thunder roared continuously in the distance Like a rain on her parade, Nina Holmdahl couldn't help but feel down because of the weather. From her looks you wouldn't say it. She was still young, only 25 years old. Her blue eyes, round face with warm cheekbones, a few freckles, and the shoulder length straight blond hair made her look someone who had had everything in her life figured out. She was in most ways, averagely shaped, though...

A Friend In Need Part 2

The next morning saw Chloe Daniels telling Daria that she had Jenna Daniels handle the case so that it was out of the hands of anyone who could do anything against Cat while giving it someone with years of experience with transgender kids. Daria asked about that, Chloe happily told her, "She has it through my niece and Jaimie. My maiden name is Miller, you've met my sister and brother-in-law. He took her name as his own as it's the same translation. Jenna is far enough away to know...

What Happens In Vegas

In one of the hotels that I worked in during my early years working for Armstrong Hotels, I met a woman who studied yoga and meditation. It was after a particularly busy shift she offered to lead a meditation for anyone that was interested. I joined her and never looked back. Over the few months that I was there, she taught me several basics which I have built on since.Whether my workload is heavy or light, I had got into the habit, ever since that placement, to take a few minutes for myself. I...

What Happens In Vegas It Can t Be Right Pt1 Ch 10

In one of the hotels that I worked in during my early years working for Armstrong Hotels, I met a woman who studied yoga and meditation. It was after a particularly busy shift she offered to lead a meditation for anyone that was interested. I joined her and never looked back. Over the few months that I was there, she taught me several basics which I have built on since.Whether my workload is heavy or light, I had got into the habit, ever since that placement, to take a few minutes for myself. I...

The Cobbler and the Brownies

Thanks to Dragonsweb for the cleanup help with this old revised story! The old storyteller rested his eyes for a moment and took a deep pull from the blackjack of ale that the young cobbler had brought him. Outside the wintry storm still raged, but for the moment he was warmed inside and out and he relaxed for another moment and enjoyed the roaring fire of the inn. "Story telling is always quite thirsty work" he cackled and then drained his blackjack dry and gestured to Mine Host for a...

The Reward

I looked up, I saw Junior waving at me, he gave me the thumbs up sign. I looked back at the girl, I thought that I may have seen her before, there was something, but I couldn’t be certain. I knew that Junior owned some people privately, not just the ones in this factory. Two years ago, when the senior Tony Maynard had had a massive heart attack, he had never carried his weight well, let alone the truly excessive weight that had accumulated over the years. Junior at thirty-six was actually my...

Geeks In SpaceChapter 4 The Jovian Jungles are Missing

Rob may have taken ownership of the Pai Lung, but he didn't buy the shipyard at Nauru. That was owned by McKesson Aerospace, the company that had been created to build and operate it. Plans were in the works for an actual space dock, but at the moment the shipyard at Nauru was the only place in the world where his ship could get itself refitted and resupplied. They were renting the space for now, as part of the support contract that paid for the refit and resupply. Rob was sure he was...

Every Woman Has a Price9 Externalities

Jewel kept her tongue to herself. It was clear from the bounce in the shoulder and the dance in her toe that she was ready to leave. Her to be matron of honour was squeezing her husband and kissing him while her to be bridesmaid closed the trunk of Jewel’s car. “Get them home safe, J.” The husband slapped his wife’s butt. “I won’t lose both of them.” Jewel grinned. “But, really, is it really so important to get her home safe? That’s why I’m bringing the spare.” “Hey!” It was Brandy who...

Runaway TrainChapter 121

I saw Melissa and Conny heading out the door as I made my way into the exercise room. “I thought you’d be in there waiting for me,” I joked. “One show per night, perv,” Melissa rejoined. “Good to see how far your dedication goes,” I answered with a wink. “You’ll be fine,” Conny told me. “See you tomorrow.” They offered another wave and departed to return to their lives. I opened the door and stopped in my tracks. Ben was standing in the middle of the room in a pair of bicycle shorts, a...

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“Breed Me” is the kind of phrase you love to hear coming out of a beautiful woman’s mouth, even if you have no intention of actually knocking her up. I’ll leave the ramifications of pregnancy to the family planning forums and mom blogs, because I’m a whole lot more concerned with the initial act of pumping a lady full of sperm. Given the fact that you’re reading about a porn site on the world’s most popular porn review directory, I bet your interests are largely in line with my own. Save the...

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Still Waters

Resolute. A word she had always associated with the admiration of one’s spirit, except when it was spoken by her estranged father. She was not at all surprised by his ability to spin it sideways. He’d called her ‘dangerously resolute’ during one of their many arguments. It effectively planted a seed in the recesses of her then adolescent mind. Buried deep and rooted, it eventually grew into an obsession. She had dismissed the rest of his drivel over the years but always clung to that one word....

Acting Out

Logan was the son of a famous movie director and grew up in Hollywood. His father got divorced from his mother, a famous actor, when he was a teenager. The divorce was amicable, as they had just grown apart and were too busy with their careers. His mother re-married a wealthy business mogul, retired from acting and moved to Europe. Although his parents were quite wealthy and lived in a Hollywood Hills home, as well as a Malibu beach house, they tried to not spoil him. He did well in high...

Dr Valentine a Specialist in Love

This is a Valentine’s Day contest story. Please vote. * A man with a unique talent and a romantic ability, hypnotizes people for love. He wasn’t always called Dr. Valentine. His real name was Stephen Miller. He wasn’t even a medical doctor nor did he have doctor of philosophy initials in some discipline after his name. He was just a regular guy, a successful salesman by trade, that is, until he retired from that for this new gig of delivering love to couples by hypnosis. Eventually, once he...

Whatever Happen to Tommy Michaels

It was a foul-mouthed, drug addicted nightclub comic who said it best. He was the one who summed up the comedic career of Tommy Michaels whose career in show business effectively came to an end on a Friday in November in Dallas, Texas. The dirty-mouthed comic walked on stage two weeks after that horrific day in ’63 and when he did it was the first time he had appeared before a nightclub crowd since that tragic event. Since the innocence of America was taken away by an assassin’s bullet. The...

Cruise Ship Hypnosis Pt 01 Ch 01

Mathew and Kathleen Thatcher, Matt and Katie, pretty well have it made. They are relatively young, early 30’s, good looking and healthy and with a job that is secure and very well paid. In addition, the working conditions hardly can be beat. They are in show business, a hypnosis act that is quite popular, in an almost perfect setting, and, even better, it comes with what is practically a captive audience. Their act, the stage part, at least, is put on no more than twice a week in normal...

Not Over Until The Fat Ladies Sing

Bostonfictionwriter’s Last Story With sadness and trepidation, this is my last story. In two years, I’ve written 602 stories and 69 poems. I’m proud of everything I’ve written. At the time I wrote them, it was the best that I could write and not only have I learned a lot but also I’ve improved as a writer. Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote this Dying Swan poem below. The wild swan’s death-hymn took the soul Of that waste place with joy Hidden in sorrow: at first to the ear The warble was low, and...

Summers Night

Constructive criticism appreciated. *Ktsssk- The Ice cold beer can sounded heavenly as my fingers made quick work of opening it. Leaning back on the coach I sipped the cold one and flicked through the TV channels, ready to dull my senses. It had been an exceptionally hard week at work; well I say it was “hard” but more mentally then physically. I had withdrawn from the forces- after my daughter’s mother left us- so I could take care of my little girl. Since then I had been through lots of...

Le Petite Mort

You lift the hardwood lid, and are at first struck by the delicate scent of my perfume, then as your eyes adjust to the poorly lit interior, you are struck by how peaceful and composed I look. My red hair is neatly arrayed about me; it cascades down the pink satin pillow and beneath my shoulders. My silk blouse lays slightly parted--the top buttons undone, allowing you to see the hollow of my cleavage, and nestled within, the crucifix you gave me oh so long ago. You eye strays to the small...

More Than Words Ch 03

As always: Thanks to ‘Alpineskier’ for editing. Thanks to ‘Doc’ for story consulting. Chapter 03: Full Circle 17 years and 3 months later: My Mom was a hard person to know. I suppose that’s why only my Dad’s immediate family and friends showed up to her funeral, and they were only here for him. It was an extremely light crowd. To be honest, I’m here only for him as well. I mean, I’m sad at the thought of never seeing my Mom again, but we were never close. While I was at school, she would...

Black Geek Meets Blonde Geek

My name is Louis Smithsonian. I’m around five-foot-eight, stocky and dark-skinned. I’m originally from Haiti though I currently live in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. I live in a nice duplex on French Avenue in Brockton’s South Side. Not too far from the fire station. These days, I live with my Mama and my older sisters Judy and Martha. My older brother recently moved out of the house. I attend Brockton Community College and currently major in Psychology. To make a little money, I work as...

Fluid Freefall CH1 Chemistry

I wake up to her slamming my apartment door, the wrrring sound of the blender dampened by the walls. Not the first time I woke up today. A few hours earlier, I awoke to my painful erection lodged tightly between her clothed asscheeks. The barest light of dawn shone through the curtains. Spooning her though the night, I'm surprised I didn't dry-hump rape her in my sleep. Now that I'm awake, the sweet smell of her hair, and her picturesque doll face only worsen the situation. I got up and...

An Allegory Moki and Susan

She'd been lazy today, tired of looking at flowers, so barehanded up the sheer breccia tower she'd climbed, just for the fun of it. Its face was a 5.10 non-trad pump, if you can imagine, but up the lithe little botanist had ascended like a leaf in an updraft, not the full seventeen hundred feet, of course, nobody can do that; this skilled young woman had gone up only as far she could, where, luckily, she had happened upon a sunny small rock strewn cwm at about 66 feet, garnished with a lone...

A Home Away From The Home I Knew

Introduction: A journey into space leads a lone voyager to a world of immeasurable happiness. All 18+ characters Walking amongst them I immediately felt a little less than human. Everyone I could see was smiling and laughing at unheard comedic anecdotes, or watching their children play grinning like idiots. This was not sensible but nonetheless shot down my self esteem. I didn’t know anyone there nor did they acknowledge me. I relented and sat off to the side atop a cliffside kicking the...

Master Master Part 8

For several days, the whiteout continued. I was learning to live without TV and Internet, though the itch never went away. It was certainly nice to have a vacation and rest with my girls, but that wasn't to say we weren't busy. My driveway was bound to get plowed sooner or later, and when it did, all that snow would be pushed up right in front of my house-if the plow could even get that far. In preparation, we spent countless hours shoveling the snow, trying to get as much of it off the...

The Academy 2

Jasper Coleman, who was still adjusting to consciousness, stood with an absent stare just a few feet from the front door of his apartment. His surroundings were dark, only the light of the outside city illuminated the dull setting; and even then, a minuscule amount reached where he stood. The clock that hung behind him ticked at an unsettling pace, violating the silence of the early morning. Each tick pinged against his brain, which was currently fragile with ache. If someone were to observe...

My Sexy Older Cousin Lets Me Do Anything I Want to Her

She was my cousin. But, in order to tell the story of how we got to this point I have to back up. My cousin had moved out to California to attend Stanford University after graduating in 2012. But, wait; let me back up even further. My cousin, the whole rest of my family, and I had always had something of an interesting relationship. We were a close family. But I was a quiet guy with all girl cousins, so I kept to myself. Over the years all the families remained close, even though I...

The Meeting 0

Anyone who knows me, even a little, will know that I used to be a regular member of a sex forum and would get very involved with writing sex stories, posting naughty pictures and join in with extremely contentious and lively debates. Despite my diminutive stature, my attitude was not of a meek and mild person. That was the public persona and it was a good escape from my real life. Anyone who knew me better on that site knew another part of me, the real me and I could count on my fingers,...

Lonely twenties Saving Atlanta

"Well amigo, what better way to spend time during a pandemic than going home?" asked Trent."I am only visiting for family to make sure they are okay," replied Kash.Trent and Kash were heading back to Atlanta for different reasons due to a pandemic that had hit the country. Kash was originally from Georgia, going to high school and college in the state. Trent was originally from Florida but his family had bought a house in the Atlanta suburbs. The two had become friends by meeting at a...

The First Time For Kelly and Me

At nineteen I was a large fellow. Again, not fat, but extremely large. While my mom was rather tall I still towered over her. It was probably due to the combination of her and my father’s genes. He was six feet nine at the time of his death. A chain broke on a logging truck as he was checking them and he was crushed by a truckload of timber. I was ten at the time. Today I am seven feet two inches tall. Thankfully I am very well proportioned so I don’t look like some freak. My mom runs the...

A London Tale

In a shop doorway on Trafalgar Square three shadowy figures stood, unnoticed in the hurly-burly of humanity thronging around on a busy Saturday afternoon. All three wore the distinctive black and white keffiyeh wrapped around their heads, and sported full-length white thawb robes, their traditional Muslim garb a familiar sight on the streets of London. Each wore a rucksack, all three hanging heavily, as if filled with weights. Glimpses of brown tunics could be seen under their robes as they...

A Guaranteed Virgin

“Indeed My Lord,” he affirmed, “And of age sir, five guineas sir I believe is the agreed fee.” “I don’t doubt your word for a moment sir but how can you be sure?” I asked. “Regular inspections My Lord,” he assured me, “It would be unseemly to have a fallen woman in my house so I inspect her regularly.” “And she agrees to such indignity?” I questioned. “Indeed sir,” he smirked, “And indignities besides, why her mouth sir is as soft as a badger fur, and her rear is the utmost...

Unusual Relations

Right now mom’s wide cellulite-ridden ass was up. It had a couple of dark moles on it, and I could see the nest of wiry hairs which surrounded the opening of her vagina, which felt loose and warm as my penis slid into it. No-one could have guessed we were doing this, we were perfectly normal people in every way. It was surprisingly easy to keep the secret, since we did not behave strangely otherwise. This just felt like the most natural thing whenever we had a private moment together. We...

Vixen 4

Spending every Friday night in the same booth entertaining the same hairy Russian who just couldn’t seem to keep his hands to himself was a tedious task that Vixen wasn’t sure she could repeat for very long without breaking a few fingers. Once again Gedeon slid his leathery, calloused hands beneath the table to seek out the laced fabric covering her sex. He repeated this action countless times before she politely grabbed his hand and returned it to the safe region of her lower back that...

Seducing Stephen Chapter 7 Cindy s double date

Jim’s demeanor was noticeably different. In the weeks following watching Stephen fuck me, as Jim hid in our closet, my husband was more ‘energized’, almost slightly ‘hyper’.Before actually watching these events, Jim enjoyed my verbal retelling of my daily activities with my teenage lover; however, it seemed that his vicarious enjoyment had been somewhat ‘indistinct’, or perhaps ‘surreal’. These verbal descriptions, and the fantasies that they induced, were more dreamlike than real.But now,...

James and the Deprived housemom Part 1

-I’ll see you guys in a week!- Mom said as they walked into the airport. James and his brother, Ryan, were going to visit childhood friends from back east, making a whirlwind tour of the life they had for nearly 13 years. In contrast to the liberal, open-mindedness of the West Coast, they were entering a church-going, family-oriented community that they had, since leaving, not missed for a minute. They were staying first with a family that lived pretty close to their old house, and...

Seize the Opportunity Playing With a Neglected housemom

“I’ll see you guys in a week!” Mom said as they walked into the airport. James and his brother, Ryan, were going to visit childhood friends from back east, making a whirlwind tour of the life they had for nearly 13 years. In contrast to the liberal, open-mindedness of the West Coast, they were entering a church-going, family-oriented community that they had, since leaving, not missed for a minute. They were staying first with a family that lived pretty close to their old house, and reuniting...

Like a dog

2.30am. A text message: "I want to see you tomorrow morning". Our fantasies are always fairly extreme, and when we’re not involved sexually, we’re really good friends. I'm his submissive in every way possible. He's engaged to a girl who doesn't share his lifestyle choices, and I don't love him. But we both get something we need. My Reply: 10? Him: 9.30. I have some orders. Me: Yes sir. Him: I want you to text me a list of all your sex toys. Bring condoms, lubricant, and a dog...

Saturday Afternoon 0

It had been a while since I’d seen Jim. We didn’t talk as much as we used to. We used to hook up as teenagers. Have a few beers, get naked. Mostly teenage experiments. We’d got chatting online, and out of the blue he said to me “I want to come see you, it’s been too long”. I wasn’t sure, but he was right, it had been a long time. He’d always had a certain hold over me. I can’t explain it. But as a teenager, he’d always loved coming all over my face, cleaning it off with my panties, then...

Colour By Design

I wouldn’t say I had a fetish.Isn’t wanting to look fabulous perfectly normal? I hate to say, but when you are the wrong side of middle age you readily grab any potential advantage with both hands. Particularly when you were born a male and your feminine side finally, finally, wins the identity battle.And that’s despite the cruelty of the rolling years removing the last illusions of youthly glow. I never used to believe the cliché that ‘youth is wasted on the young’. In my humble opinion, it's...

Letting Them In Chapter Four The Hotel

As Christian helped Alexi up, he motioned for Colton to pass the fluffy light blue towel hanging on the hook outside of the shower. Colton threw the towel to Christian, who then quickly wrapped it around Alexi's shoulders. Alexi's panting had finally started to slow down and she looked from Christian to Colton, unsure of what to do or what to say. She wanted to ask them a million questions, but didn't want to let them think that they fazed her, even though they did. She gave herself a...

Becoming one with Clarissa

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Suite Life of Zack and Cody Dimension Sex

Cody:14 Maddie:16 London:16 "This sucks," Zack moaned looking out his bedroom window at the rain pouring down. It had rained all week and it had rained most of Saturday with the weather forecasters saying it would last all weekend. "This is so boring. Let me borrow some money so I can go to the movies." "No, go play your game you bought with the money you stole from me," Cody replied. "It's stupid and it sucks." "Well who told you to buy 50 Cent:...

CANDY FINDS HER SON HANDY AND DANDY

by Oediplex 8==3~ The sweetest mom discovers her boy is both convenient and delightful. [She also recounts when her dad fucked her at nineteen!] Like the name of Madame DeVille's moniker, Cruella, some names fit the personality they are bestowed upon. Disney came up with that evil woman's apropos handle. My mother's folks named their only child, a daughter, Candy. This was shortly before the infamous 1968 movie was out. Though there were aspects of mom that paralleled the...

Put On Your Easter Bonnet And Nothing Else

I'm no stranger to romance, but we aren't on a first name basis either. Which is why I'm excited about taking my new girlfriend to my family's Easter dinner. I don't think they've ever totally accepted my gayness since my sister still addresses my Christmas card to "Pervert" Gravel. Where are my manners? I'm Emma GraveI. I own a revival movie house in San Francisco. I try to play themed movies during the holidays. Christmas and Halloween are easy. As is Groundhog Day. But Easter is...

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88E469SD WARD OF THE STATE By HOWDY DOODY DISCLAIMER: This story is not true. There is no New York State. There is no Department of Correctional Services and they do not have prisons. There is no Judge John Cline and he never sat on the bench in Albany County New York. There is no Albany County Jail and no child has ever been sexually abused while incarcerated there. There is no Albany Home for Children. There is no Danamora, Elmira, Auburn,...

First Taste

One of these girls was a little Jewish girl from Philadelphia. She was only about 5'2" tall. Her name was Ellen. She quickly became friends with the men of the dorm. You could find her playing Pinochle or Hearts with us or just hanging around. At first this was kind of nice. She had a nice enough personality, gave an exceptional back-rub and was petite enough to walk on your back to stretch it out. However, it seemed like she just wanted to be "one of the boys." This became annoying....

She Had It Coming

It is hard, nearly impossible to live, being unemployed without a degree so when I was offered the janitorial position in the dance studio, I was thrilled even if isn’t the most glamorous job. Not only did I finally get some steady income and the shred of dignity that comes with re-joining the employed masses, I got the chance to watch all those young ladies, twirling around in those skin tight outfits, panting and sweating as they bend and flex their bodies, Mostly, its only the overachievers...

Joey s Sunshine 1

Life, on the whole, treats us pretty well. Sure, there are broken arms, lost keys, stolen cars and the odd break-up, but on balance, things could be worse. On second thought, though, I suppose life shows some preferential treatment with some people getting the lion’s share of the luck, and the rest left with the scraps. What can be said, is that into every life some rain must fall, and thus there has to be a little sunshine. This is a little story, about Joey’s little bit of...

Alumni Bobbi and Dee

“I miss hanging out with the team,” Bobbi admitted. “It really kinda sucks that we have to leave that all behind now.” “I know!” Dee added. “I feel like we’re never going to see any of them again. I miss the coaches already.” “You mean you miss Mr. Evans,” Bobbi corrected, “I do too.” Mr. Evans had been their coach, and was a favorite of just about everybody. He had a good rapport with the kids, and was funny but in control at the same time. He was only in his mid 30s, so he...

Thespians

Growing up, I was an ugly duckling, the kid taking piano lessons, the kid with braces and white socks with rings around the ankles. My parents would not allow me to play sports because of my braces and a knee injury that I had sustained playing football in seventh grade. By 1969, I had outgrown white socks, the braces came off, I switched to playing the trumpet, and grew more than six inches over the summer; but my real transformation was yet to come. Through hard work and perseverance, I...

A good start to summer fun

I would finally be able to relax and hang out with friends since I made the mistake of taking IB classes my freshman year. Everybody was waiting as the teacher rolled out a bunch of crap about next year. How fantastic next year would be. How fun-filled with learning it would be. I scanned the classroom, eying the faces of the desolate people waiting to be done with what seemed to be an endless five minutes. My eyes fell on Kyle and his blonde hair. Not that I admired his hair, he was...

Mixed Metaphors VIII

The next morning was a whirlwind of doing everything the same or similar as Tuesday. Getting up, showering, getting dressed, coffee in the cab. Becky was in a quandary and sat back wondering if this was really her life. She was no longer in control, and was acting on everyone else’s orders and demands. Not that everything was bad. She just wasn’t making any of the choices. She wondered if anybody else went through the same thing. There was a lot of work to do before the day was over and...

Her Last Breath

Toweling herself off, Lindsay stepped from the shower and stood in front of the full-length mirror mounted on the wall. Using a fresh towel wrap her damp shoulder-length brown hair in, she gazed into the mirror. “God I look like shit!” Lindsay silently exclaimed to herself. In reality, Lindsay was strikingly beautiful. Now working on her second year of post-graduate studies, this 23 year-olds’ body was stunning. Standing exactly five feet tall, she weighed a petite yet...

Wrinkles in Time Part 3 long

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She tried to talk but had trouble with my cock in her mouth. She looked up at me with her light blue eyes. She looked beautiful in her complete nudity. The bed was soft, and the lights were dimmed, but not enough to stop me from being able to gaze at this lovely little doll sucking my cock. She was my cousin. But, in order to tell the story of how we got to this point I have to back up. My cousin had moved out to California to attend Stanford University after graduating in 2012. But, wait;...

A Scarred Wonderland

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The night before had been wonderful. In one magical night, Steve found out his mother had a secret life. She put on Webcam shows from her bedroom. He logged on and began to enjoy her show firsthand. He was extremely turned on. As he masturbated to the site of his beautiful mother, he knocked the camera over revealing his identity. What he figured would be a disaster, ultimately became the greatest night of his life. He and his mother spent the entire night making love. He did things he had...

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