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"Are you ready for me to make love to you, Aubery?" she asked, getting on top of me."Yes, Erin," I muttered, failing to make eye contact."I love you," she stated, sticking the dildo into my twat."I love you too," I groaned, placing my hands on her lower back. 'Just fuck me, and get it over with, woman.'I didn't look at her, but I was sure she glared right at me as she let the dildo thrust in and out of my slit. She stayed close enough, so our boobs stayed in contact, but it didn't...

Black Rod

Part 1. Hi my name is, well, Rod. I am of afro-Caribbean origin. I am six foot seven inches tall, an ex-basketball player, now retired and living in London. My weight is around eighty six kilos. I am fifty four years old. Not married, but have had a few female ‘friends,’ no one regular and no one in particular at the moment. As I mentioned, I live in London, actually, in the suburbs of London, in a sleepy village and my house is located in a small cul-de-sac with just six houses in it. I am...

Meri Kahani Bhai Ka Rod

Meri Kahani-Bhai ka Rod Hello evry1, my name is Pooja 21 from howrah n my stats are 36,30,34, m doing my graduation, ye kahani mere aur mere bhai ki hai, mera cousin bhai mere best frnd hai n ab mera fuck buddy v ban gya hai, uska nam Raj hai jo mujhse ek saal bara hai, 5’11 height hai with avg body. Ab main kahani pe ati hun, hua ye ki wo mujhse milne aya to hmlog ek dusre ko normally jb v mauka milta ache se tightly hold krte the, use hold krte tym mujhe uska lund fyl hota tha n main v gili...

From Rhoda To Rod

FROM RHODA TO ROD by Throne Rhoda was spending a lazy Saturday morning in her apartment, wearing a tank top and cut-off jeans, her feet in a pair of sweat socks. She took a sip of her coffee, snuggled back into the easy chair, and used the remote to change the channel on the TV several more times. She saw some science fiction movie where a humanoid alien was leaning over a scantily clad Earth woman (click) a comedy in which a hunky guy was hitting on a busty waitress (click) and an...

Maggie Rodger

It was fall, but I think autumn is a much more descriptive word. There was a chill in the air that required a jacket, or a sweater. I had decided to go out for the day as Danielle and let whatever might happen, happen. I cleaned myself out thoroughly, shaved, showered, and applied my makeup, and perfume. I spent a little while considering various outfits and then decided. I slipped into opaque forest green thigh highs, and a thong, front closing bra, and a waist cincher all in black. I added a...

The Rod

The synopsis Joan and Michael have beenhaving a relationship for about three years. Joan is very comfortable inthe lifestyle where Michael is in control, and he in turn relishes his power.Recently he has noticed that things are somewhat different, he feels that althoughJoan is still submissive to his wishes, she is actually 'topping from the bottom'.This, as my dear readers may know, is where the submissive actually controlsthe events by their behavior. Michael is determined to put an end to...

Taking Kelvin s 10 in Black Rod

Yo this ya boy Kelvin hit me up stayin in a hotel 10 in black dik here for ya........The top was a reply to my ad last month and I replied back and sent him my number ...cool give me a call I saidRing Ring a short while later and I answered.....Yo this Kelvin you sent me yo number......Yeah hey how's it going I asked......Nu much right now just trying to get in some ass that was your pic on the ad he asked....Yeah that's me in some girly stuff you like it ? I asked......Yeah so what you bouts ?...

Sabah and Rod

This was inspired by "From Whose Borne No Traveler Returns/Lilith" by Trey Galant and myself It imagines what might happen as the aftermath of a situation portrayed in the former story. Slowly, like an artic dawn, consciousness seeped back into Rod's addled but contented brain. He attempted to open his eyes, but soon gave up the effort. He felt weak, as if suffering from a high fever. That would explain the wild delusions he half remembered. He tried to recall them, but all he could...

MOTORCYCLE COP AND THE HOT ROD

THE MOTORCYCLE COP AND THE HOT ROD By Jim DiamondI sat quietly in the car, wondering what in hell to do — I couldn't afford a ticket, but he had me dead to rights; my '32 Ford street rod was doing 65 in a 45 mph zone. I couldn't help it. When I hear that blower whine and the dual pipes roaring, I can't keep my foot off the gas. Next thing I knew, I had a cycle cop on my tail, lights flashing, and when I pulled over, I knew he wasn't going to ask me to buy tickets to the policemen's ball.I...

Education of Slave Jim Brodie

Chapter 1: Introduction Friday I agreed to be a sex slave. I thought I would make a good one since I have a big cock that is hard most of the time. But after only an hour my mistress became very exasperated with me because I was unable to please her as a good slave should. "You don't even know how to lap a cunt properly," she complained. "You're probably even more useless at advanced tasks." I was devastated. "But Mistress, I'll do anything you want, just teach me." She dismissed...

Jan Peggy Sue and Rodger

I would often go the sandwich shop after dinner and sit and visit with Peggy when it wasn’t busy, and a new boy, Rodger, started hanging out with us. He was from up north someplace. The rumor was, he had some girl pregnant, and was down here visiting his relatives while things cooled off back home. Rodger was a 20 year old dream with smoldering brown eyes and a quick white smile, muscular build, and like the song says, he could have had me at “hello”. I could feel my panties get wet just...

Tiny Tits Tight Twat Prodding her with a different rod

I was in her driveway by 5:15 on Wednesday afternoon. My red-haired fuck-bunny had insisted on two days off between our sessions. I had her phone number now, but she had turned me down firmly when I called to beg for a mid-day hook-up, saying she had a lot of work to do. My cock was hot to trot, so I had come straight from work with a quick stop for take-out food.I wondered if I should call her from the driveway, but I could see the inside front door was open, so I trotted up the steps. It took...

Saturday night dinner with Jen and Rodger

My husband and I invited Jenna and her new boyfriend Rodger over for supper one Saturday evening. Rodger was a very well built guy with big arms and chest. Very likely that he used steroids back in the day when gyming. After braaiing and having a nice supper the 4 of us sat outside having a few drinks while my daughter sat watching tv in the lounge. After a while of chatting and looking at Rodger I started imagining how he could man handle me in the room as he really did look strong and I was...

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Rough Rodney

When I was sixteen, I officially met Rodney. He would never have been the kind of guy I would befriend. Although we had been in school together for a couple of years, we had never interacted.Our friendship came about when I got bullied at school one day. Bullying had always been part of my life because, being as timid and small as I was, it was as though I had a sign on my forehead inviting potential bullies to pick on me. As the bullying occurred on that day, Rodney interceded on my behalf and...

Spare the Rod

“Miss Compton!” I was a grade 12 math teacher in an upscale charter school. The school was set up for parents who were concerned about giving religious training to their children. In addition, the board and the parents felt it important to retain some of the traditional discipline. Thankfully math was not one of the subjects that required adherence to any quirks of the Charter curriculum; and it had the added bonus that most of the students assumed I was out of it and so usually didn’t engage...

Office Rodents

"This place is like Hooters!" a co-worker once remarked.He was right. The women at my job did pay very little to the dress code. Although not quite at the bikini stage, they often came to the office in tops with plunging necklines and tight little leggings that left little to the imagination. Even though sometimes the top parts of their outfits seemed somewhat... conservative , it was all party down below. Tights, tight jeans, capris, management was probably lucky they wore pants at all. Some...

Devotion to Aphrodite

The legionnaire was very hairy. The hair on his broad back was long enough for Diana to get her fingers tangled right inside. But at least he spoke Greek. Of a sort. Not like the Roman centurion who’d fucked Diana for so long just a couple of hours ago. He’d spoken Vulgar Latin and some words of Aramaic from where he’d been stationed before being relocated to Smyrna. But even though she could hardly understand half what he said, he’d been a pretty good fuck. The sort that reminded Diana of why...

Devotion to Aphrodite

The legionnaire was very hairy. The hair on his broad back was long enough for Diana to get her fingers tangled right inside. But at least he spoke Greek. Of a sort. Not like the Roman centurion who’d fucked Diana for so long just a couple of hours ago. He’d spoken Vulgar Latin and some words of Aramaic from where he’d been stationed before being relocated to Smyrna. But even though she could hardly understand half what he said, he’d been a pretty good fuck. The sort that reminded Diana of why...

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Devotion to Aphrodite

The legionnaire was very hairy. The hair on his broad back was long enough for Diana to get her fingers tangled right inside. But at least he spoke Greek. Of a sort. Not like the Roman centurion who'd fucked Diana for so long just a couple of hours ago. He'd spoken Vulgar Latin and some words of Aramaic from where he'd been stationed before being relocated to Smyrna. But even though she could hardly understand half what he said, he'd been a pretty good fuck. The sort that reminded Diana of...

Don t Mess With Raging Rodents

April O Connor was walking from the bus station to her home, a building block where her flat was. It was 5:00PM and she was returning from her job. April was a an attractive short haired Brunette with a slim figure at the tender age of 27; grey-blue eyes, 5 foot 9, very brave and she hated the youth gangs around here, turning to crime and forcing younger and smaller kids to pay them protection money. April saw three young teenagers surrounding a much smaller and younger kid. The smaller and...

An Invitation from Aphrodite

Melissa woke slowly, she felt the body heat of another, stronger than Desire's heat, with which she was familiar with. The heat of another body, a hotness of flesh not human, but divine. As her head cleared of the dreams and visions her sleep brought her. A scent began to fill her nostrils, the scent of Kyphi, the most precious and rare scent of the ancient world, sacred to the Goddesses. Melissa opened her eyes, Desire was still sleeping, laid on her side, she rested against Melissa’s body....

Daddy Doesnt Spare The Rod

This is the first sex story I ever wrote and I posted it a little over a year ago in the forum. I was reading over it again and decided to try it on a wider audience. ___________________________________________________________________________________ When she was very little, she liked to strip off all of her clothes and run naked outside. She loved to feel the air tickle her tiny body. She loved the feel of the soft grass against her skin. Mommy saw her and told her that only naughty little...

Elise and Rod

Not all stories that start out with "Once upon a time" have happy endings. The characters do not necessarily live happily ever after as was the case in this one. It started as a fair tale that my wife tried to tell me, but unfortunately for her (or me — depending on how you look at it) I knew the game she was going to play. Once upon a time there was a marriage planned. Elise and I had grown up together and it had always been expected, at least by our mothers, that we would marry when we...

From Internship Room To Sex In Baroda

Hello guys, this is the continuation of my previous story . So after having our time in the internship room the last day, we went to our different ways. Though we were still in contact with each other it was less due to our work. I tried calling her to my room in Mumbai in a disguise but then I thought it would be wrong and dropped the plan. After completing my job I came back to Baroda and got on with life and work then one day my mobile rang and it was her. She – Hey dear! How are you? Me –...

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MindFuck of The Hermaphrodite

Authors note: this is the TG part of a larger story adapted to stand alone. Synopsis of other things: Imagine a world where the superpower gene and the gay/transgender gene are one and the same. For some time a demon called Talon is seeking to enslave New York, corrupting its heroes and releasing its villains. MindFuck of The Hermaphrodite By Topaz172 New York The Mayor of New York glared impotently at his 18 year old son, or rather his Master did. It had been it's...

Rodney

Rodney When I was in my early twenties I didn't really know what I wanted from life. I had a girlfriend and spent a lot of time with her but we were really buddies. For a long time we did nothing more than kiss a little and we were both fine with that. I learned fairly quickly that she had great taste in lingerie ? matching bras and panties in all kinds of silky, lacy fabrics and pretty colors. More than once I snuck into her panty drawer and checked them out. I eventually took a pair...

Pegging and rods

Pegging and rods After a long but fun night out at the bar, Alex and Donna were staggering their way home through the freshly fallen snow. It was a very cold night and Donna wished they had taken the car. Once inside the warm inviting living room both Alex and Donna breathed a sigh of relief. Beers in hand, they settled down for a relaxing night. "You know" said Donna "I'm getting a little warm now, I think I'll go get into my PJs" and off she went to go upstairs...she added “you can always...

Sex with my hot neighbor in Baroda

My name is Raja from Baroda, gujarat 20yrs old and i am 5″1o and with looking good personality. This incidents took place when i was only 19 and my neighbor was 21. Shazia(name changed) lived in my neighborhood, she was studying in f.a. she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. From the first day when i saw her, i was truly mad for her. She had a very well shaped figure 37-26-36 size . Sometimes i use to call her at my pace to talk to her. We talked daily on the phone and sometimes on...

Island of Hernando Rodriguez

He watched them as they sat sipping their colorful drinks and flirting with male guests and hotel employees alike at the Garden Cloud Lounge. They were undoubtedly four sisters, all in their late twenties and thirties, and attractive. They were obviously American, and they laughed as they tried what little Spanish they knew on the young waiters. He had seen groups like this many times. Their often affluent husbands allowed them to have "Girl's Time Off" now and then. It worked out on both...

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What’s up, you dirty dog! How’s your cock holding up? Have you been remembering to take breaks? You’ve got to give that little pecker a rest, or you’ll be beating some burnt meat real soon! Trust me. I know from experience! But you can spend one more day engaging in some much-needed “self-care”, right? Well, that’s great to hear! Because I’ve got some pretty great content for you and your cock today!In a world where movies are being made for either 16-year-old girls or the Chinese government,...

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Daniel Marie The Hermaphrodite

DANIEL, MARIE, & THE HERMAPHRODITE Of the few experiences we've had with others sexually, this one is the topper! I've only seen a couple pictures of a natural hermaphrodite. A girl with a large dick in place of their clit. They even have balls inside them, so they can cum like a man! Otherwise, good looking lady's that I've seen thus far. Just the thought of it opens up several possibilities! Certainly gives me a chubby thinking it over! One day, Marie and I were on our favorite sex...

The Prodigal

Synopsis: It's Christmas time, and the holiday season is bittersweet for Paul and Debbie Noland. Seven years ago their son disappeared without a trace, and they found their faith shaken to its very core. Christmas is the Season of Miracles, however, and when a young woman named Breegan comes into their lives they find joy, celebration and a miracle of their very own. The Prodigal By Scott Ramsey Edited by Amelia R. Nestled in the pines five miles northwest of...

The Return of Prodigal

The Return Of The Prodigal By Estaban Bacca A hot Maltese sun had baked the limestone village throughout the day. Theshadows had grown long and any activity along the quay had died away. EdgarBaldachino sat at his regular table outside the café. Over the rim ofa wine glass, his eyes watched the fleet of fishing luzzus peacefullybobbing at their moorings but his thoughts were far from tranquil. His mindwas thirty years in the past. He had been a youth of eighteen when he'd decided he had to...

SHE LOVED MY ROD

In autumn of 1961 Maria Bellucci and I just couldn,t keep our hands off each other. My first serious sexual affair at age sixteen I loved and lusted after her tight pussy and she couldn,t seem to get enough of my cock. Having gone pheasant hunting with me she suggested we go fishing before the season finished November 1st, but basically she wanted a remote spot to fuck undisturbed and I was Up for it in All ways. Being a chilly damp day I packed my two man tent with it,s waterproof floor, an...

Baby sis want my rod

My 18-year-old sister Meghana came bounding into the kitchen wearing her black bikini. I had little time to react before she jumped up and wrapped her arms and legs around me. She squealed loudly in my ear and I had to grab onto the counter to keep from falling over. “I’m sooooo happy to see you big brother! It’s been so long!” “Uh, good to see you too Meg. Mind if I catch my breath?” “Oh sure!” she smiled and unwrapped her lithe body from my frame. I turned back to the counter and grabbed...

The divining rod

Walter Jonas pulled his van into the lane leading to the Circle Double Bar Ranch and drove the quarter mile or so to the house that sat on a small rise at the end of the lane. The big red letters on the side of his truck told it all, WATER DIVINING, W.B. Jonas, Prop.! This was hot country, southern Texas, where the temperature could stay above 100 degree for weeks at a time, and where water was more valuable than oil, well, you can't go that far, but it was pretty darn precious in its own...

The Charm of Aphrodite

Derick stood in front of his altar, carefully inscribing the last of the designs on the piece of copper foil. He checked his work against the illustration in the book, and smiled when he saw that it was perfect. He took the vial of rose-oil and anointed the charm, reciting the accompanying text, which ended, ‘Most holy and revered Goddess, Laughter-loving Aphrodite, I beseech you, grant me the object of my affection. By your most holy name PASIPHAESSA KYTHEREIA I ask this.’ He brought the charm...

A Love fest with Brande Roderick

I had anxiously looked forward to this night ever since I won the Playboy lottery [offered only to very long term subscribers] to serve as a waiter at the Valentine’s Day party at the Mansion. I knew it would be an exciting night but what actually occurred was far more thrilling than anything I could possibly have imagined! We ‘winning waiters’ were issued light cream-colored tuxes with gold bow ties and cummerbunds so guests could easily spot us. The chief bartender kept us running, serving...

Rebel 1777Chapter 43 Rodney

In April, I had an interesting experience with an officer's wife and one of her sons. She was Angela McG-- and he was her oldest, Rodney, a good-sized lad of sixteen, fuzz-faced, long-legged, gawky and eager to get into the fight. He wanted to join the army like his quartermaster father, and she did not want him to. Captain Foster sent me to see her, and I am not sure whether or not he thought he was doing me or her a favor. She was a healthy and handsome woman in her mid-thirties. She had...

Body Chaos Rodeo

There exists a city in the middle of the multiverse, floating in the ether between dimensions, that seems normal enough for most of the year. But for one rowdy month, the rodeo comes to town--and the chaos that ensues is a spectacle to behold! This is no ordinary rodeo. Humans from Dimension 482 might recognize a rodeo as a place where other humans in big hats chase around animals to prove that they can dominate their four-legged quarry with ropes, horses, and sheer will. Some Pellians from...

T Girl Rodeo

Howdy folks, we would like to welcome y'all to the finals for the 10th Annual T-girl Rodeo! Now this here being the tenth anniversary and all we're gonna put on one hellva show for ya! Commentating up here in the announcers box with me is the first ever T-girl Grand Champion, Lorna "Tail Buster" Johnson. Folks let's give the Tail Buster here a great big rodeo welcome! Say howdy to these good folks Lorna!Howdy, good folks!Hoo wee, Lorna those folks sure are glad to see you here with me!I'd say...

The Rodeo

Chapter 1: The beginning and the end. Before he even opened the door Ray knew what he would find once he walked into the house. Her car was gone out of the driveway, that was a sure sign something was wrong. She was always there to meet him when he came in off the road. The last time they talked on the phone, she had told him it was either her or the rodeo. He told her he couldn’t quit, not yet. He was to close to finally getting the brass ring. She had slammed the phone down on his ear and he...

Living Next Door to Heaven 220 Producer

Literary Criticism was only a one semester course, so my new class schedule put Public Oral Communication in that time slot. I couldn't believe I was going to be in yet another speech class, but it was a degree requirement. My record in giving speeches according to the rules of public speaking was uneven. Still, you would think I'd get some credit for doing a half-hour demonstration every week on television. But, no. And I was missing my second class. Instead, Rhonda had a death grip on...

Himura BattousaiChapter 70 Soujirou the Prodigy

Kenshin: Take up your sword, Shishio Makoto. Misao (thinking): I'm not sure what's going on, but this is amazing. It's... we can't show ourselves now. Saitou: Don't bother hiding, you can come on out. (he opens the door; Misao and Eiji tumble out.) Just stay close. Kenshin: Miss Misao! Shishio: That technique you called the Ryuushousen. You struck Senkaku's chin with the flat of the blade, but if you had used the edge, it would have killed him? Kenshin:... Yes. Shishio: I'm...

Sexhitching Diary My First Time AND the Rodeo

It was a pretty warm day in southern Colorado as I was hoping to catch a ride to Pueblo where they held the National High School Rodeo championships each year but in order to get there I had to traverse about 75 miles of high desert. I was spending another summer at my grandparent’s ranch on the high plains of eastern Colorado. Helping them tend to their horses and cattle as well as riding fence was becoming hardship duty for a horny young buck like me. There were no girls anywhere near their...

My surprise date with a hermaphrodite

I was sitting around my house one day hornier than ever. I went online and to a site, I knew of where I could meet someone to play with. I went through the post then I saw something that caught my eye. The post said, " I'm looking for a man who is into anything!" It caught my eye so I opened it. The post was well written and it was from a woman who said she wanted to find someone who is open to just about anything. There was a picture with the ad of a beautiful dark-haired woman with a great...

Bless Me Father 5 Prodigal

Bless Me Father 5: Prodigal By Deane Christopher Edited by Steve Zink "So, what gives? Have you had a change of heart?" Gabriella asked the former Catholic priest as the two of them went about the task of preparing dinner at the halfway house. "Have I had a change of heart about what?" Karen quizzically responded. "About informing the Millers that you're pregnant. I mean, even though you're only their daughter in a physical sense, there's no getting around the fact that...

The Light Behind The WorldChapter 21 Prodigal

The birthday party was dazzling, dizzying and impossible. All the people we had seen working, as well as so many more behind the scenes, had completed the preparations and transformed the house and the grounds into a wonderland of light, color and music. There was a string quartet playing under a tent in front of the house. Down at the dock, the more flamboyant and energetic group we'd seen warming up when we'd returned played fiddle, guitar, banjo and harmonica, with a couple humorous and...

The Club Aphrodite

What follows is a true story. I originally wrote it over 30 years ago and has sat in an archive for which frankly, I had no plan. Just as the archive seemed destined for destruction with my eventual demise, unexpectedly my personal circumstances changed. I had been retired for over ten years when, without warning, my wife decided to divorce me. Although English Law allowed her to clear of with the loot, it did at least release me from an obligation which, for her sake, I would never have dared...

The Matriarchy Aimme Brodeur

I wasnt sure who I wanted to use it on first. I remember doing a rehearsal for drama class. It was 4th period and me and a handsome lead boy in my class who will remain nameless had 5th and 6th period off. I was doing my finals and he was my acting buddy for the drama exam. I asked him if he wanted to continue rehearsing after class. I remember joking around with him and not getting much work done. I guess you could say I felt for him, he was as fit as the rugby lads just much more handsome....

Hotrod

Susan smiled then sighed, she would have to go visit which she did most days, but today would be calming Sharon down. The “he” was Michael, Sharon’s eighteen year old son, however only Susan and Sharon called him by his given name, everyone else called him Hotrod. The women had chosen not to find out about the nickname, in case it reflected something they did not want to know about. Susan went around late afternoon. Sharon was still seething. Susan was ready, she knew the basics of what was...

Peter And Mrs Rodger s

It’s very hard when you’re introverted and shy. It feels like speaking can be hard because you’re afraid of rejection. That’s how it was for Peter Smith. Peter was depressed that he didn’t have a girlfriend. It’s hard to do things when you’re depressed. It was even harder when he went through puberty to discuss things with his parents. He would breakdown and become anxious.Lucky for him there was the internet. He googled his questions and his problems were answered. He learned about sex...

X19 oder X69 Das experimentelle Aphrodisiakum

"Was hab ich getan?" Fassungslos blickte der Assistentsmitarbeiter auf seinen Monitor. Monate hatte es gedauert, aber nun war im großen Stil die Verteilung des neuen Impfstoffes gegen den Erreger der gefürchteten Chinagrippe angelaufen. Dank der öffentlichen Nachfrage waren die Zulassungsbeschränkungen gelockert worden. Man hatte es geschafft aus einem anderen Medikament mit geringen Anpassungen schnell ein marktreifes und einfach zu handhabendes Produkt in Tablettenform zu entwickeln,...

Endlich eine Big Bang Theory Parodie

Grüßt euch und willkommen zur ersten versauten Big Bang Theory-Parodie in deutscher Sprache. Die Story ist öffentlich, fühlt euch also frei sie um Kapitel zu ergänzen, bzw. einen neuen Storystrang zu erstellen. Die Serie bietet ja zumindest meiner Meinung nach genügend Stoff für eine versaute Adaption (Ich selbst habe sie mir bisher wenn überhaupt nur wegen Pennys Kurven angeguckt, was eine Sahneschnitte... ). In diesem Sinne: Alles ist gesagt, wo soll unsere Story also nun beginnen?

Champion of Cyrodil

The fate of Tamriel is at a cross-roads. One path leads to the return of the daedra to the mortal realm. More importantly it leads to the return of Dagon, the Daedra Prince of Destruction. The return and rule of Dagon can mean only one thing for Tamriel, utter and total destruction. The other path leads to the destruction of the Mythic Dawn, the cult trying to bring back Dagon, and a reinforcement of the barriers between Oblivion and Nirn. It leads to the salvation of Tamriel. It is upto you to...

The Matriarchy Aimee Brodeur

PMB - Year 0The Matriarchy is written by Dawn, a journalist and author. This extract is a first hand account from her best selling book, "Dawn of the Matriarchy" . Dawn asked members of this new society to write about their sexual experiences after the boundaries of the Matriarchy were introduced around the globe. If you read the series, please message dawnofthematriarchy your favourite extract and why. She may be persuaded to write an entire book based on this persons experiences.It was my...

Horny Safeway Co workers and Customers Introducti

While attending college I worked at Safeway as a cashier. The job was mundane, but the pay was good. The best part of the job was the constant flow of attractive ladies that came through my line. Over the course of my five years with Safeway I hooked up with more than 20 customers and 10-12 girls who worked at my store or who were on loan from another location for a few weeks. While most of my fellow employees I hooked up with were close to my age (I was 22 when I started working there), the...

Herman Frod

Based on the original narrative of Hermaphroditus as told in Ovid's Metamorphoses. Herman Frod By Cheryl Alison Herman Frod was a peculiar child. Born to well-known and wealthy parents, he was always on a quest. His mother was a beautiful real estate agent and his father a very savvy banker and businessman. He combined the best aspects of both, being attractive with dark eyes like his mother and having the intellect of both his parents, with his father's uncanny ability to make a...

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