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Brad The Underwhelmingly Inept Ghost

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The Last Resort Chapters 1 8

Contents Chapter 1 - Arrival 2 Chapter 2 - Accessories 7 Chapter 3 - Grounds 22 Chapter 4 - Beauty Salon 26 Chapter 5 - Accoutrements 35 Chapter 6 - The Tour Continues 40 Chapter 7 - The Dorm Part 1 53 Chapter 8 - The Dorm Part 2 62 Chapter 1 - Arrival Noticing her new guest sneaking a quick look back over her shoulder towards the Receiving building they had just left, Mistress Joy said "Relax honey, he's in very good hands." She smiled warmly at Her guest, Lorraine, not...

this brought a flood of e mails from women

Chapter 1Posted: September 22, 2005 - 04:06:05 pm? I was always totally captivated by my Allergist. I love older, mature, intelligent women, all atributes she has in abundance... On top of that she's petite, in perfect shape, and wore very expensive clothes that made her look even more irresistible.I always go to see her for prescription refills, rather then getting her to call them in. I save $10 AND get to luxuriate in her aura.I spun the appointments out as long as possible. I heard Very...

Fallen SkiesChapter 4

Tama and her fellow cadets had survived their first six months of what is called Basic training at the Trueshot Scout and Ranger Academy, most students just called it justifiable homicide of instructors if they were given the chance. The instructors had learned to ask what Tama could already do before trying to force her to do things their way and only their way. They now had a class that might prove to the instructors that Tama is only mortal and not all knowing, or at least that is what...

Blunder Wars

WARNING: This story contains insulting humor to the Republican party, the current United States President (George W. Bush), the Catholic Church, and the current Pope (Benedict XVI). If you cannot take a joke then please leave, and please let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Otherwise, you Bad Humor Fans, ENJOY!! A not so long time ago, in a political blunder far far away... BLUNDER WARS Episode H: Attack of the Government Ineptness Chapter 1- The evil Repulican Empire for years has...

The Fool

The Fool Janet L. Stickney [email protected] "Any fool can wear a dress," that's what mom told me, every time I was her dress dummy, more than once I might add, and true enough, there I was again, wearing a dress. I looked ridiculous. No boobs, no hips, and no makeup, just that dress. I could not, for the life of me understand how she thought that she could ever make me look like a girl, because I was the least likely candidate you could find. I stand 5' 7" and weigh in at a...

Brian

King John was not a good man, he had his little ways, and sometimes no one spoke to him for days and days and days. A, A.Milne You’ll remember Brian of course, who can ever forget a good ‘Cause Célèbre’? And I always think of those lines by A.A. Milne whenever anyone mentions Brian, because Brian wasn’t a good man, though he wasn’t all bad, few people are, and he certainly had his little ways, no doubt about that! And being a bit of a loner, sometimes not even his wife spoke to him. The...

KittyChapter 6 Two days later

On Tuesday, Sally explained how it would work. As soon as I got to her house, we would go to her room where we would spend the next three hours, be called for dinner at seven, after which we would watch a movie with her parents. "If we're lucky, they will go to bed after the movie and we can go back to my room." "I'll have to go home as soon as the movie is over. I have to get up early on Sunday morning." A frown came to her face. "Why do you have that silly job?" "I like the...

Three Moments in TimeChapter 3

I groggily stood on my feet with the aide of helping hands. I was vaguely aware of fur, a lot of fur. I was back! "Bob?" "Yes?" the leader answered. "I did it!" I exclaimed. Right now I had a vague recollection of Kim being in my life all through college and into my adulthood. Yes! "We'll take you to your room to rest." Two bigfoots helped me walk while Bob followed along. I felt incredibly happy. I couldn't wait to experience the fullness of my new life. "I think I'm...

The Librarian

He held her head in his hands, cupping her ears to steady her while she stood, statuesque. Her feet planted slightly apart, arms hanging down by her sides. Apart from her eyes and heaving chest, nothing else moved. John looked into her eyes with a steady stare, questioning and trying to gain reassurance that he had read her signals correctly.Letting go of her head, he undid the buttons of her heavy cardigan, pushing the bone-shaped fastenings through the buttonholes, starting at the button...

The too small airline seats

This fictional story was inspired by the occupant of the seat next to mine on a recent overnight flight to Europe. I do not know her name or where she is from, but this story is dedicated to her. I had a long flight ahead of me and the gate is usually a very dull place. On this evening, the objet desir at the gate was a tall beauty about 18 years of age. She was leaning against a far wall apparently oblivious to the fact that she was thus worshipped. She was a brunette with fairly...

Sissy for Sister In Law

“Oh! excuse me,” Tiffany said in a startled tone, shocking me awake from my intoxicating stupor as I enveloped the aroma of the decadent delicate I’d discovered in my exploration of her dirty laundry. I had been caught red handed, standing in her room holding a precious pair of her purple panties to my face in one hand while my other depressed at the distending underwear, bulging from my open fly. I fumbled around foolishly, nearly falling over, as I watched her turn and storm off down the...

Flight Fuck

I had a long flight ahead of me and the gate is usually a very dull place. On this evening, the object desire at the gate was a tall beauty about 18 years of age. She was leaning against a far wall apparently oblivious to the fact that she was thus worshipped. She was a brunette with fairly Long hair and wearing a nice skirt and blouse. The skirt looked shorter than it was, since much of her legs were below the hemline.Her legs just seemed to go on and on. All in all I estimate her height to be...

An Unforgettable Brief Encounter

An Unforgettable Brief Encounter They were failures in gym class; Coach called Erik and Kay "girls" and that gave them an idea. By Katherine Day (Copyright 2006 by K-G Communications) I approached my first day of gym class in the 7th Grade with a trembling fear. When I was growing up in the day leading up to World War II, we stayed in grade school through the 6th Grade, and then we went to Junior High School. In our town, the Junior High School was attached to the Senior High...

Banged My Co Passenger And Airhostess During My Recent Flight To Delhi

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Collision Course and AfterChapter 12

The three men who comprised the board of directors for the protectorate were stunned. They digested the field commander's report. It had been nothing but a disaster from the start. After the commander had given his report, he had been dismissed. Over 100 men and a Bradly lost. "This can't be happening. No one has stood in our way since the beginning." Alexander Haskins said. "Unfortunately, it would seem we were well and truly handed our asses. I suggest we look at the tape that was...

Sow and ReapChapter 22 Exits and Entrances

The next afternoon, I meet a thoroughly mentally exhausted Honda at the Headmaster's office. "Honda, I'd like to have a word with both you and the Headmaster." I said in my best 'no argument ' voice. "Now?" He groaned. "Kaiba – fine!" He went in and threw himself into the nearest chair. "What?" Headmaster gave me an odd look and I let a small smile cross my face before turning sternly to Honda. "I do not see why you are being allowed to opt-out of the Sociology paper purely...

Sue Ch 17 20

Chapter 17 Learning The Basics Wild horses wouldn’t have kept me away of course. And so began several months of some of the best sex education a boy could ask for. Doreen wasn’t into anything kinky but she and I tried every variation of what these days is called ‘straight’ sex, everything that she already knew or that we could think of. From time to time when I got home I’d find a ten bob note in my pocket, I tried to give it back to her the first time I found one but she wouldn’t take it,...

Twelve Days a Slave 4 of 13

After the woman is convicted, a “sentence negotiator” gets her sentence reduced to a public day of repentance followed by eleven days of public punishment. Following that, she is to serve one year of penal servitude. This story deals with non-consensual punishment, pain, and involuntary slavery. If such topics offend you or upset you, I would advise skipping this particular book. There are thirteen chapters to this story. The chapters can be read on their own, but the story is much...

Gipsy

So long ago, but the memory remains strong. As it should, no one ever forgets their first sexual experience, whether it be with shame, disappointment or pure joy, it fixes itself into the memory bank. After many decades, I still classify that time as a mix of all three, with perhaps the addition of shock and surprise.Summer, and I had a long break before starting university, where, I was informed, there were girls galore, all longing for their first sexual experience. So, my casual mate, Lenny...

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Before you read this, it isn’t a stroke story as such. A story with sex in it yes, but not a quick fire wham bam. Thought it best to let you know. The players: Stella was a bitch, pure and simple, a statement of irrefutable fact. Somehow, in her twelve years working at the small Accountancy practice, she had charmed, or perhaps bullied the senior partner into making her the Office Manager. She was the archetype of the Office Manageress. Quite tall, at around six foot, as slender as a...

Juvie Bitch

Before I was even born my ‘parents’ went their separate ways. They never married and resultantly I never grew up with a father. As I would later learn, I had been a huge mistake due to my mother’s tardy approach to oral contraception. My ‘biological’ father, therefore, never played a part in my life other than alimony payments that he willingly paid. I never had any contact with him and consequently, no Christmas or birthday gifts ever materialized. I had no idea where he lived or ever had any...

Battle for the Known Unknown Ch 08

Chapter Eight Ecstasy – 3750 C.E. The flight from Godwin to the colony of Ecstasy in Neptune orbit marked the first time that Paul had ever left the comforts of his cylindrical world. And this first stage of his journey to Earth alone would take over three months. Although such a voyage was something he’d always dreamed of, it really wasn’t especially enjoyable. The lengthy and incapacitating process of the skeletal refit prescribed by his doctor confined him to his room for the first half of...

The Office

The Office. Before you read this, it isn’t a stroke story as such. A story with sex in it yes, but not a quick fire wham bam. Thought it best to let you know. The players: Stella was a bitch, pure and simple, a statement of irrefutable fact. Somehow, in her twelve years working at the small Accountancy practice, she had charmed, or perhaps bullied the senior partner into making her the Office Manager. She was the archetype of the Office Manageress. Quite tall, at around six foot, as...

The Tower of Total Defeat

The Tower of the Red-Eyed Princess is not marked on any map. Its whereabouts are unknown... down to the planet... down to the very universe, and the very dimension. Such a map would be unnecessary. When challengers seek the tower... or, when the tower calls for challengers... the two will find each other. The tower is told of in hushed whispers... it is said that inside sleeps a red-eyed demon princess, the heir to a vast army and untold riches assembled by an unstoppable demon lord capable of...

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It was becoming dusk when my car slowed to an inevitable standstill. The air around us was muggy and warm, the faint sound of Reggae music drifting down from some tower block party. We had, ourselves, been heading for a party of certainly more salubrious design than the one that we could currently hear, but a wrong turn somewhere in the city had brought us to this part of town and our current engine problems - whatever they were - seemed to ensure that we were to stay here for some time. I...

The Office

The Office. Before you read this, it isn’t a stroke story as such. A story with sex in it yes, but not a quick fire wham bam. Thought it best to let you know. The players: Stella was a bitch, pure and simple, a statement of irrefutable fact. Somehow, in her twelve years working at the small Accountancy practice, she had charmed, or perhaps bullied the senior partner into making her the Office Manager. She was the archetype of the Office...

Double Dare

Chris Stevens felt his face redden as Lindsay Briar’s tongue lashed him. Her face was already an angry crimson as she passionately denigrated Chris and his department.One of the Management Team rules was that its members should not interrupt each other, so he was forced to sit and listen. The rule could be infuriating, but not as infuriating as Lindsay.Halfway through, Chris stopped hearing her. He gazed at his fingernails and bit his tongue—literally. His embarrassment started to subside...

The Long Life of Raven 1 4

It was finally time. The 3rd Jump. This time, she didn't have to be strapped onto an instructor. The plane reached its predetermined altitude of 22,000ft and everyone lined up. Raven grimaced through the pain of standing, silently cursing the inept doctors who failed to set her broken leg properly. Then a moment of self-reflection allowed her to accept it was her own ineptitude that broke the bone in the first place and the doctors were released from their curse. Three tethered pairs of two...

Who Knew

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Okay, I've always wanted to say that. Before we get started let's get a few things out of the way. First off I really have to say thanks to all of you. Over the past two weeks I've gotten so many letters of encouragement and support that have helped me with my editing problems more than any of you could ever realize. I'm very grateful. Next, I'd also like to thank the many people who volunteered to edit for me and to my best friend...

Rob Jenkins Part IIIChapter 13

In the late afternoon, Leon flew Will, Brooke, the children and the Johnsons back to Summerdale. I flew Pris and her parents to Oxford, then flew back to Tuscaloosa. Pris and her parents stayed overnight at the lake house in Oxford. They wanted time with Pris before she went to New York. The McIvers were very concerned about Pris being in New York. The City had become more dangerous and city corruption was totally out of control under Mayor Lindsay. Systems people called it exponential decay...

RetreadsChapter 35

We hit the road a week later. In the interim, Aaron gave us an update on the border project. He assured us that it would be ready and waiting for the unveiling. I was exceedingly pleased at this news. It would be a huge surprise and demonstrate our resolve to implement our agenda. The first campaign stop proved the worth of Rhonda's advice about doing the Oprah show. For the first rally she had chosen Omaha Nebraska. I didn't understand her reasoning at first but was at least bright enough...

Forge of StonesChapter 6

"We will get back." "Well that's what you keep saying. Is it that difficult to accept the fact that we are now, thanks to your efforts, terminally lost?" Hilderich was picking ineffectually at the withering bark of a large oak-like tree. The tree was slowly turning into ash, returning into the dirt one very small piece at a time. Hilderich was quite fascinated by what he was seeing all around him and that was probably why he had not broken down in hysterical cries since their...

Salvation

I guess I was no different from any other guy growing up in the bad old ’80’s. Those were the days when greed was good, nice guys came second, and political correctness was yet to be thrust upon us. Life in middle class suburbia was comfortable rather than excessive, but with the increasingly intrusive advertising and an ever growing focus on lifestyle, wealth, and success, it was easy for a young 18 year old guy like me to get a contorted view of the world. My stock standard reading material...

College Sex Diary Ch 01

Date #1 Roger September 7 There is a running joke among the Asian female population about what could potentially be the most annoying problem in dating: the Asiaphile. I first received an email forward in high school from my friend Anne, and I couldn’t believe it. I mean, I’ve dated assholes, but I never thought that I would ever meet an asshole who specifically targeted Asian girls. The stereotype is that Asian girls are more docile and subservient, know a lot of sexual secrets and other...

Aphrodite wakes part 1

David Gant checked his map one more time. When he marked the route to Sylvain Grove he knew they would come near Wilson Lake, but not at it. Wondering where he had taken a wrong turn he turned around and took a deep breath of the fresh morning air. So much better than the city he thought, this will be great for Tillie. Mathilde, or Tillie, still sat in the car looking at the lake. She was a good looking girl and for 15 years old, physically very mature. Her mind however was not so lucky....

Felicity Ch 46

She was the most socially inept woman I had ever met. She was the most brilliant woman I had ever met. She worked for me and I had to apologize to many for her gaffes and lack of etiquette often. The only person in the office that would talk to her had just retired early, she was all mine now. I did appreciate her genius, her stick to it attitude, the money she made for us. She was not unpleasant to look at and truly she did not have a mean bone in her body but she was brusque and to the...

Jai and Valini

‘Happy anniversary, my beautiful darling!’ Jai leaned over in bed to kiss his wife. ‘I have something for you!’ he said fishing out a small jewellery box from under his pillow. Valini reached over to cuddle him, and Jai’s efforts to give her the gift that he had picked out to celebrate their first year of marriage were lost to their usual morning romp. They were both morning people and so they usually started the day with some love-making or a morning cuddle. This morning they both seemed to...

The Prom

The Prom another reality based fiction by DizzyD Finally, there was light at the end of the tunnel. After four years at Northwestern, I had finally received my degree in Architectural Design, and my academic record had helped me get a salaried internship at one of the most renowned architectural firms in the country, and they would also pay for my Masters Degree if I stayed on. The other reason I was so excited was that the internship was in Denver, where I would get to see my Aunt Jesse and...

Last Wives Club 6 A Favor Received

‘Too many married women don’t realize what kind of animal they are living with, Cath. The treat their men like mules when, most of the time, their men are more like jackasses. And hopefully part of the time, they’re like thoroughbred race horses, or at least good wagon pullers.’ I don’t know where Kyra gained her knowledge of beasts of burden, but since she had way more expertise with men than me, I was all ears. ‘You can dangle a carrot on the end of stick in front of a mule, and he’ll walk...

The Worst Night of Her Life

You smiled as you sat watching the monitors from the safety of your secret control center, hidden deep within the labyrinthine mansion as your prey arrives. You had waited for this moment for years and now all of your hard work was about to pay off. It had taken nearly all of your vast fortune to create your incredible estate; an intricate maze of traps and torments with endless secret surprises ready to break the will of anyone unfortunate enough to find themselves wandering it’s halls. And it...

Cold Shock

Will tonight be what I fear, a plaintive Pas-de-deux choreographed to the requiem for a dying marriage, danced without desire for an audience of strangers?'I wish my life could be that dramatic, that flowery, even that corny, but my journal reflects the me I want to be, crushed under the weight of the me that I am.I know my husband Joel and I love each other, but what brought us together ultimately kept us apart. We had severely repressive religious upbringings, we're socially inept engineering...

Last Wives Club 6 A Favor Received

"Too many married women don't realize what kind of animal they are living with, Cath. The treat their men like mules when, most of the time, their men are more like jackasses. And hopefully part of the time, they're like thoroughbred race horses, or at least good wagon pullers." I don't know where Kyra gained her knowledge of beasts of burden, but since she had way more expertise with men than me, I was all ears. "You can dangle a carrot on the end of stick in front of a mule, and he'll walk...

Life of Indian Housewife at In Laws 1

Sasural - In Laws HouseMard - A virile manBahu - Bride and housewifeBabuji - father / father-in-lawMaike - Own father & mother's house.Kurta - a long dress worn on topAll characters are over eighteen and once again, there's no similarity to anyone in real.PRELUDE : Home-ComingSonam, the young bride who had just recently become a mother, was staying at her mother's place when she received a phone call.Puran, her husband, had called her with the bitter-sweet news. He had been deputed on...

A room in London

Now the deed was done, he didn’t know where to look. There he was with his rapidly wilting cock seemingly lying in the liquid proof of the beautiful girl’s excitement and yet the enormity of what he had just done loomed towering above him. He needed to run, to flee the scene of this vilest of presumptions. For right now he felt hollow and hated himself more than he ever had before even during this lowest of patches in his already lowly life. But he did not. Now in the stark light of what he...

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Consoling in strange circumstances________Consoling friend’s grieving mother______ Life is more dramatic than dramaSome events are unbelievable and appear to be crazy, taboo and perverted but happens. The persons in the story happen to fulfill their inner desire the basic instinct, some people may call it a****l instinct indecent but the desire prompted by physiological need erupts despite all reasoning, logic, traditions, religious fears, and possible consequences. The story describes a love...

The Prom

The Promanother reality based fiction by DizzyDFinally, there was light at the end of the tunnel. After four years at Northwestern, I had finally received my degree in Architectural Design, and my academic record had helped me get a salaried internship at one of the most renowned architectural firms in the country, and they would also pay for my Masters Degree if I stayed on. The other reason I was so excited was that the internship was in Denver, where I would get to see my Aunt Jesse and...

Vixen Demonstrates

Vixen’s art teacher was a young man with a beard, a neatly trimmed red beard. He was fresh out of grad school, and this was his first position. He was hoping for tenure and then for a better job at a bigger and more prestigious school. He was not married and lived very frugally. The first time he saw Vixen as she entered his classroom, his genitals quivered. He wanted her. But, of course, he knew the rules; she was off limits. Vixen studied him now and then as she stood at her easel and drew a...

The Dress Code

Mike wheeled the car into the parking space outside the dirty, non-descript building that was his place of employment. Without thinking he slid into a too small parking space, the only kind that were available in the too small lot, and slid the lever into park. Mike had seen it all before, after 40 plus years in the business he was used to the up and down cycles. This one had all the earmarks of the company going under: gradual loss of customers as technology changed and the...

The Fortune Teller

This is an original work of 'adult' fiction, for the entertainment of persons of mature age (+18yrs). It contains scenes and descriptions of 'intimate' marital activities, feminization and transgenderism, not intended, which some may be objectionable to some. Any resemblence to persons living or deceased is purely coincidental. This work was originally published by Empathy Press (POBox 12466, Seattle, WA 98001) in their books "Guys in Gowns 72 & 73". All applicable copyrights...

Choices Chapter 7

Choices, Chapter 7 A league's choice "Oh, Maggie," Laird fretted. "Do you think it was wise to quarrel with Blair's teacher? There are so many ways that she can get back at you by punishing him." "Her! Punish her. Didn't we agree always to use female pronouns when speaking of our daughter? How else will Blair be able to adapt successfully to her new gender? She's doing her level best to adapt by wearing girls' clothes twenty-four hours a day. And that's the reason why...

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Old friends, new loves By Trainmaster Synopsis: A space accident nearly kills the chief engineer. His best friend rushes to save the engineer's life. He finds a body for an emergency brain transplant -- a woman's body. So how does the engineer react when she explores her new femininity? How does she relate to her best friend? Is it male bonding lost? Or mutual love found? The file drawer slid away from my fingers and closed with a thunk. Whew! I was done with the week's last...

Emmy s Shining Moment

Emmy's Shining Moment By Katherine Day (Copyright 2013) (Dedicated to all those boys who were pathetic in doing pull-ups, rope- climbing and team sports in gym class. Here's how one such boy found beauty and joy.) I knew I couldn't avoid humiliating myself as I stood in a line in 7th Grade Gym Class. It was the first day of the semester in my new huge middle school, and I had been frightened into tears earlier in the day when I climbed aboard the school bus. I had enjoyed the...

Alex and Nicole

The truck climbed the snowy hill slowly, we made it, we had finally arrived at her house, our excitement at our vacation that was now starting was even stronger now. Exams were over, we had a month off, it was going to be great. Her parents, my aunt and uncle, were in Florida for the winter, the lodge was secluded and it was just what we needed after such a grueling semester. My cousin and I were surprised and then very happy when we found out that we had enrolled at the same...

How Could You Chapter 3

Chapter 3 Leah Crosby woke up on Sunday feeling better about herself. Not being as down as she was the last couple of days and beating herself up did not stop the woman from spending some time in bed pondering why she doubted her Ron. The mother and son had a close relationship so it could not have been that she mistrusted him. Her belief in the lie about him was not about him being socially inept. People saw Ron that way, but that perception of him was for he did not let being liked...

River 32

Chapter 32 - Moose Hunting So far: Mark has an interesting first few days at school, showing his teacher that he is not a slow student, and helps others in the class. He makes a friend at lunch, which leads to an after-school fracas the following day. ------ ----- ------ River woke up at 2, and then went to wake Mark. She expected more of a battle getting her brother out of bed early, but actually found him quick to get moving and dressed. While River never used a flashlight to...

From young man to boi to bitch to object

From young man to boi to bitch to object by 2nn Not for minors! If you are not an adult, stop reading and go elsewherenow! If BDSM, bondage, sexual slavery and homosexuality offends you,please stop reading. Please keep in mind that this story is a work ofFICTION; nothing more. Prologue: The young man The young man stepped off the buss with a big fat smile on his face inspite of being more than a little tired from the long trip. Having leftsmall town life behind him once and for all, shedding...

Morgan and Nick

Morgan got out of the steaming shower, hair dripping wet and plastered to her body. Grabbing the fluffy green towel off the counter she towel dried her hair and quickly dried the rest of her. With out looking in the mirror she reached for her lotion and began moisturizing her limbs. Bent at the waist her long brown hair touched the floor as she applied a liberal amount of lotion to her legs, she continued upward until she was standing again. Hands poised at her breasts she...

Under a Witch s Spell Ch 4

He caught me before I could make it to the elevators and said, “I’ve been waiting for your call, I really have a lot to delivery, if you know what I mean. I certainly wouldn’t want to have to make a call ‘cause you’re dodging me,” and he chuckles. I had to think quickly so I said, “Not dodging you, I’ve just been out visiting with friends. Maybe I can order something when I wake up.” Then to set his mind into overload, I leaned into him and whispered, “Have you ever done anal? I’ve got an...

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

The exact wording varies a bit between the various editions of the prayer books used by different Christian churches, going back to the original Anglican Book of Common Prayer. We may have left beautiful words like "condignly" and "betwixt" behind and we have made language more inclusive – back in 1662 only men were urged to speak up!, but the crux of this early part of the wedding service is the same; the Minister has to ask if anyone knows a reason why the marriage about to be conducted...

Wait Your Turn

Copyright© 2003 by Carlog Malenkov Reflections are images of tarnished aspirations. -- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed" I can't believe it's been that many years. I still remember walking the long, echoing halls of Coolidge High, looking at all the girls I couldn't have. Dripping resentment and overflowing with self-pity and bitterness. Socially inept. Inept in just about every other way. Especially I remember Marianne. She was a tall, blonde cheerleader with...

Subteranian Homesick Blues

It all started when our over-heralded star, Slick Willy, woke up in a imaginery desert. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling barely relieved, Slick Willy attacked a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Before the all-seeing eyes of a perpetually displeased diety, he realized that his beloved Thermal Energy Coupler was missing! Immediately he called his fundamentalist, guilt-dispensing friend, Jim. Slick Willy had known Jim for (plus or...

Chargers Bengals and Clothing

Sometimes I'll tell you when a story is true. Sometimes I'll tell you when a story is fictional. Sometimes I won't tell you either way. This one really happened. Like many wagers with penalties, the rules can get confusing when reduced to writing. To try and simplify things, this story is about a wager between two woman, on an NFL football game. It is a five part clothing wager. Each quarter of the game stands alone, with the final score being the fifth part. Each woman is only wearing...

My Little Voyeur

© 2003 I tend to think that where eroticism is concerned I am a reasonable person. Where some one else's horny peccadilloes are expressed, who am I to say what is right or wrong? Besides, if you are willing to film your kinks for me to watch, I might learn something. (At least worth masturbating over if nothing else. And with luck boys and girls, you might too before you're done reading this.) The only lines that I draw are those that do not involve consensual sex or entails anything...

Prancer

My dad and I built my first and only cubby house when I was five. It changed my life. The cubby was the scene of much fun and laughter, and eventually became the location for intensely fun activities. I was lucky to be very smart from a young age, and so I learnt a lot by helping dad build my cubby. Many of those things learnt were quite unexpected. My father is methodical, just not very practical. He is an accountant, which hardly imbues carpentry skills in any shape or form. Therefore, by...

Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 137 Mr and Mrs West the Tricky Half

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 (Continued) "Very well. A few months ago Ava started measuring guys according to your system, which led her to discover Mark. The more she studied him, the more impressed and attracted she was. Soon she was hooked, which is hardly surprising, given what we've already told you about him. Unfortunately for Ava, there were two aspects of Mark that Ava thought you would disapprove of, so she didn't discuss him with you. She feared that you would tell her to forget...

An Cloch nChapter 30

By the time Destiny Group was 1500 km behind Emprika and the two bandit ships, they had separated into three groups. Iarracht and Marthanóir positioned themselves to approach Emprika's stern off the starboard side and above her. Dóchas and Phoenix positioned themselves to approach Emprika's stern off her port side but from below. Eagle, Taiséalai, and Fiontar traveling with the freighters slowed their approach to take up a static position a thousand kilometers behind Emprika. All of their...

The Cumplete Collection of House SlavesChapter 2

You awoke late the next morning, Angela's arms wrapped around you from behind as she snuggled into your warm, strong body. Bustling about the room was Darya; the young, beautiful Russian who was wearing only a t-shirt had already placed your breakfast tray down by your bedside and was now opening the curtains. Marie, meanwhile, was squatting, naked apart from her leather dog collar, on her haunches, your copy of the Financial Times held in her mouth. Angela began to stir, her hand slipping...

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Bill’s turn: Okay, I have to admit it. That whole trip was an interesting experience. The fact that for the trip home, I was ordered into the pilot’s seat of a light plane at the instruction of an eighteen year old redhead with a doctorate in physics just added to the whole surreal experience. Okay, she’s a CUTE redhead, and listening to her speak assuages any fears you’ve ever had about geniuses being socially inept. The fact the two girls in the rear seat, my wife and my daughter, look...

Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 194 Dinner With the Wests

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How did she learn about GPS coordinates? Wait, what is she using to get GPS coordinates accurate down to two feet or less? She didn’t even have anywhere to put a radio. I didn’t get an answer to that question, but Ellen regularly called out on the radio the GPS location and elevations where she found one of the people who tried to escape when they found that the attempt to kill me fucked up. “Suspect located, but unable to approach due to canine unit refusing to stand down,” someone said...

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“I know you're excited to visit a 'real' city finally but this isn't a vacation, Yeong.” The harsh voice of a young woman echoed through a smartphone speaker in the small room Yeong was in. The boy had grown up on the countryside in Aoia, bordering the wasteland. It was a harsh land east of Trysk and Poren that saw little development even as the technological revolution came into full swing. He had been to neighboring cities but never to one of the real cities. Sprawling landscapes where...

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We headed out for dinner after he’d pissed on me. I swallowed most of it, the rest he did over my face and into my hair, which had lacquered on the walk downtown and now hung over my eyes in taught, bolshie curls like I was some sort of wanna-be teen movie star.The place he chose was on west eighty-sixth, and it struck me as the sort of schizophrenic diner that serves suits and soccer moms by day and hookers and suicidal loners by night - with neither ulterior group having any clue of the...

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Jim took a gulp of chilled lemonade before leaning back in his chair, a small smile playing around the corners of his mouth. Leon was watching him, green eyes analysing every last move, brow slightly furrowed as he contemplated his next move. Jim sighed in mock-boredom and drummed his fingertips on the polished oak table before taking a final glance at his cards. Leon’s eyes narrowed and then he jerked his chin forward, “Go on then.” He nodded at Jim’s cards which lay face down on the table,...

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Authors Note – This story is a result of my inner monolouge combined with a sleepless night, alot of coffee, and a wild imagination. It’s also my first short story in years. Let me know what you think please! Let me tell you a little something about regret. For I am it’s scholar I sit here on the edge of this man’s bed his head is lowered, one hand firmly resting on the bed side table beside him. My hand rests on his as I take his appearance in as I have done countless times before. The...

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In a matter of seconds, one’s life can change forever. This is the story of how precisely that happened to me, when a dream I didn’t even know I had, had just come true. This transformative experience befell me on what might have been a typical Sunday afternoon, a day that actually started off quite dull and frustrating… I had spent most of my only day off doing outdoor labor, singlehandedly preparing the entire house and garden for the oncoming winter. It wasn’t so much the manual work that...

The Hot Wife Photos Ch 03

The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman’s biography. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of...

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Part 5: Tabitha ‘Owww!’ Tabitha White said, as she carefully bit into an apple. She’d been trying to avoid the left side of her mouth, which hurt like fucking hell these days. But something the size of an apple was a bit hard to handle that way. ‘Something wrong, Tabitha?’ said Virginia Lord, her boss. Her voice gave the distinct impression that she expected nothing was wrong whatsoever. ‘No, ma’am,’ Tabitha said, mentally scowling at her boss. Not physically, though, the fucking bitch...

Wetwork Ch 03

Chris woke up at around 11 and was surprised when he saw the time. He hadn’t slept that late since… well he couldn’t remember. He checked his phone and was again surprised by the number of messages left on his voicemail. He checked his missed calls list didn’t recognize most of the numbers. Most of the messages were news outlets begging for an interview to tell his story. One was from his buddy Mike Williams, an younger ex Delta guy he had helped bring up and train. Mike had seen him on the...

Our Only Hope Chapter 03

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = WARNING! All of my writing is intended for adults over the age of 18 ONLY. Stories may contain strong or even extreme sexual content. All people and events depicted are fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Actions, situations, and responses are fictional ONLY and should not be attempted in real life. All characters involved in sexual activity in this story are over the age of 18. If you are under the age...

Hymns

Eighteen months later…Tobias sat on the sofa contentedly sipping his wine, pleasantly weary after a full remit of parish ministering. Leaning back, he surveyed the cosy domestic scene before him.His dear wife, Lucy was finishing the last of the household sewing for the day, her hair gleaming softly in the lamplight. Meanwhile, their baby son of nearly five months gurgled and cooed to himself in his cot, having just been fed.As he did every evening about this time, Tobias took another mouthful...

A Thank You from Jessica Simpson

As a free lance writer, I pick up jobs wherever I can, and one of the things I most like to do is write for television shows. The money is good, and it tends to be fun, and there are some great side benefits sometimes. A few days ago, in collaboration with my sometimes writing partner, Duane, I worked on a variety show. I like working with Duane. As an African American man in his early forties, he often sees things from a different angle than I do, and I like having him join me in some of those...

Dare Me Not Ch 03

We continue the story from Ch. 2 where Janine is slowly falling into a trap. Her body seems to respond to dares and bets and she still doesn’t know how or why. Please read Chapters 1 and 2 to see what has happened to this point. There is some non-consensual sex so if you’re offended by it, please turn back. Otherwise I hope you’ll enjoy it. I really appreciate your feedback, so please leave me some. * Starbucks was busy and people were milling around the entrance, frappucino in hand,...

Sting of the Scorpion Ch 03

The chronological order of my stories is as follows: Todd & Melina series, Interludes 1-5, Sperm Wars series, Russian Roulette series, Case of the Murdered Lovers series, Case of the Murdered Chessplayer series, The Swap series, Interludes 6-10, The Murdered Football Player Series, Case of the Black Widow series, Teresa’s Christmas Story, The Case of the Black Badge series, A Case of Revenge series, Teresa’s Summer Race, The Trilogy series, Dark Side Of The Force series, Caught In The Act...

Micro Wave Man Ch 02

Jun 29, 2009 MWM Chapter Two ‘Another Day, Another Dollar, A Penny After Taxes.’ Current mood:creative Heavy Metal Thunder Productions Presents… Copyright protected on May 2009. The persons, places, entities, and events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, places, entities, or events is unintentional and purely coincidental. Warning! Some stories may contain adult language, explicate violence, adult situations, and some sexual content. These stories...

Sam James As The Lockdown Collapses

The post-orgasm calm flowed through my body. My cock started to soften and the pool of fresh cum on my stomach started to rapidly cool. Beside me, on my iPhone speaker, I could hear Sam approach her climax as she undoubtedly rammed her dildo into her pussy. I heard Sam grunt and then gasp.“God I needed that, but I really need the real thing, I’m not sure how much longer I can wait.”We both lay on our beds, separated only by a few streets, but our once adventurous and satisfying sex life seemed...

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and bulletproof. She stood 5'10" and weighed around 140 lbs. Her coppery hair was cut to a severe regulation style and length. Her eyes were almost the color of vintage coke bottles, a disconcerting light opaline green. She was not beautiful in the conventional sense, but she wasn't unattractive, either; if she stood out in a crowd, it was more because of sex appeal, vitality and self confidence, than for pure physical beauty. Off duty she was a jeans and t-shirt girl, her 34D...

Dream Weaver Ch 03

The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman’s biography. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of...

Sales Weasel Run Amok

The office was strangely quiet and the silence slowly penetrated Stacy Lancaster’s mind. She lifted her head to look around, wondering where everyone was. Checking her watch, she realized that she had worked through lunch. Again. Sighing, she returned to the task at hand. There were a couple granola bars in her desk, she’d scarf them down in a little bit. Still, it was really, really quite. There were usually plenty of stragglers still around during the lunch hour. Some nagging thought of...

Total Woman Academy 01 Redux

Ned lay on his back on the fluffy white linens with the bed covers pushed back. His cock was planted firmly in Angelina’s cunt and he felt the wonderful soft friction being generated by her motions. Ned’s half dazed eyes saw her shadowed, upright figure in the moon glow that filtered through the curtains. Angelina’s long strawberry hair waved gently behind her back and her breasts stirred as she oscillated her body in the sensual rhythm. Her nubs were erect and darkened, swelled into pert...

Why I Hated The Guy From The FBI Ch 11

Note: All persons in this story are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is strictly coincidental. 38. Battleship Row Every time Angelina Mancuso took Annarosa out for a walk, in her coach, she had FBI agents, unabashedly, walking with her less than 20 feet behind her. There was not just one group of agents, but several that were with her, every step of the way. On a Tuesday afternoon, while pushing the carriage, they made her so nervous, she collapsed onto the ground, into...

Cities of Power Ch 01

The Great War had taken its toll on the lives of the generations to come. The anarchy, madness and depravity that had ensued after the obliteration of the known world had continued for decades. Finally on a dry and dusty continent plagued by ruination leaders arose with the forethought for the survival for all, not just themselves and having encompassed the small parcels of still fertile ground, these leaders built three great city states. Small villages of peaceful hippies and the simplistic...

A Family Man Part 6 Crossroads

I couldn't get enough of my sister, nor she of I and we brought each other off multiple times. While I withheld cumming for the week leading up to my marriage with Dana, it was not something I would repeat. Aside from the fact I loved fucking my women too much, I loved fucking Dana too much in particular to forego her pleasures. Besides, Bonnie had been such a good girl for her patience that she really did deserve a good regular pounding. However, I was going to be marrying Danielle the...

From Escort to Altar

The more I thought on it the more the idea intrigued me, after lunch, I called, getting an answer machine telling me to leave a number, and they'd get back to me. I left my cell and then tried to get it out of my mind so I could get some work done. By the time they returned my call I was already home from work and had almost given up hope. I found myself nervous as I talked to the woman on the phone yet she was very pleasant and did her best to calm me down. I told her what I was looking for...

Stacked Deck Ch 03

Chapter Three: ‘When the dealin’s done’ Nikasha threw open the door with a huge grin and launched herself out into the hall. ‘Jesse!’ She squealed with delight, wrapping herself around her husband, lean thighs gripping tight to his waist as she kissed him longingly. He laughed playfully as she smothered his face in kisses, his strong arms holding her tight to him. There was such a close resemblance to his half-brother, although with certain differences. Jesse was a few inches taller and...

Sheepshaggin

Hi, I'm Jethro, I’m twenty years old and I live with my parents and two younger sisters on one of the small islands off the east coast. Although, to be truthful, that’s where I used to live, as I'm currently spending most of my days on the mainland, attending university. But the island will always be home to me and once I’ve graduated, I’ll surely go back. There's just something special about life on a small, isolated island like ours that simply can’t be found anywhere else. Until the...

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