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An Interview with Mona Dee

Q: It's become a standard for you to always do interviews naked and masturbating. How come, pun intended? A: (Laughs). I don't know. I just...I just like to play with myself when others watch. And I don't blame you for not joining me, but sometimes they do. Last spring I did this radio show, no adult radio, very mainstream, late in the night and I masturbated on air and convinced one of the male hosts to join in. It was radio, there was no video or photos, but still they got a fucking ton...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 551

These are compliments of the web_magician More lawyer jokes... Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying? A: Other lawyers look interested (they are gathering new material for future use). Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort? A: Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors. Q: What happened to the banker who went to law school? A: Now she’s a loan shark. Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood? A: Law school. Q: How do you define...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 98

Q: What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand! Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? A: “Olive or twist?” Q: What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? A: “Please, no stories!” Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? A. So the Irish would never rule the world! Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? A: The Holy Spirit! Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? A: “A beer...

Road Side Assistance Chapter 2

I had about an 8th of a tank, which was probably not enough to get me to the rest stop, that would be the most discrete. I stopped at the first gas station I passed on the way home. I parked near the door and did a quick pat down and did not feel any undetected cum spots on my shirt. I walked quickly to the bathroom and used some wet paper towels to dab the cum remnants off my shirt and pants. As I drove home, I played over and over in my head, how easily I surrendered myself to his big black...

The Commission

I’m a thirty-one-year-old Filipino female married to a fifty-six-year-old American man named Michael (Mike). Mike is a good man who treats me well and is financially secure. He is a financial Business Manager with his own business. He also has done very well in the stock market. We live just north of Dallas and have a nice home there on the lake. Our house is huge, and we have a small dock, swimming pool, and a yacht further down the lake parked at some country club docks.My name is Rosalie...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 542

This One Is Compliments of Joe S A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the...

Interview With Omar

[Dedicated to A & T (they know who they are), as well as to the 'real' Omar, without who's equal participation, this event could never have occurred! This is a 'true' story, though certain details have been altered to preserve the privacy of the three main individuals within this narrative. I wish to that them for the friendship and trust they have shown me in confiding to me the details of the adventure they had.]Interviewers note: In October of this year (2019), a young married couple...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 841

This one is compliments of Charm B I swear this one is true. There was a discussion at a military officers training college in the 1970s on the topic “The Irish Question” and the subtext read “How do we stop the fighting between the Catholic Irish Republicans and the Protestant Ulster Unionists?” One essay submitted read “Get the UN to put in a peace-keeping force of either the French Foreign Legion or the Canadian Royal 22nd (the Van Doos). The natives will gang up on them to protect their...

1 Mrs Wild An Alter Ego is Formed

From the view of Mrs Wild.Alone in my own annex, and in my special secret laboratory. All set out as planned.I sat with a sense of great satisfaction and mulled over the documents in front of me.It was a year ago when my journey started and I became, who I am now. It was a change I enjoyed. I felt like a new woman and with humiliation and payback on my mind.*Six months earlier.I was driving to my meeting with Michelle. She was about a decade younger than me and must have been in her early...

Mrs Wild 1 Uncovering The Truth Revelations And The Agenda

From the view of Mrs Wild.I got out of my car and went inside to set up the experiments as well as my own first experiment. I was wet with excitement.It was about six months ago when my journey started and I became, who I am now. It was a change I enjoyed. I felt like a new woman and with humiliation and payback on my mind. * Six months earlier, I was driving to my meeting with Michelle. She was a couple of years younger than me, must have been in her early sixties now. We met when Michelle was...

Island Royale Institutional White Slavery in the New Millennium REPOST

This is a repost of the story I recently submitted, edited as necessary because of the limitations of the XNXX website format which confuses graphics, inexplicably substitutes a question mark for quotation marks at times, and does not permit footnotes. It is hoped therefore that this reposting will provide more clarity. I have also reposted the story as one entire novella because it is hoped the sprinkling of negative comments I have received results from the previous inability of the...

The Dogging Diaries Questions With The Author III

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8 Mrs Wild Anne Hotel Meat

Anne checked into the hotel. She and Jason hadn’t stayed here for a few months now, but it was a nice hotel, cheap and in a good location.Jason couldn’t sleep over, but they would still get a few hours together. In a way Anne felt lucky, as her company was paying for this hotel. She had a training session in the morning, and the venue was deemed to be too far away.Jason had told Paula he was late back as he was meeting up with some old friends.This was how they had been for eighteen months now,...

8 Mrs Wild Anne Hotel Meet

Anne checked into the hotel. She and Jason hadn’t stayed here for a few months now, but it was a nice hotel, cheap and in a good location.Jason couldn’t sleep over, but they would still get a few hours together. In a way Anne felt lucky, as her company was paying for this hotel. She had a training session in the morning, and the venue was deemed to be too far away.Jason had told Paula he was late back as he was meeting up with some old friends.This was how they had been for eighteen months now,...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 245

This one is compliments of Wyden ‎ I saw her standing at the back of the unruly mob of boys, shyly holding her little candy bag as if it were a debutante’s clutch purse. She was so angelic and looked as fragile as a butterfly, it teased at my heartstrings. I went through the motions of doling out the Snickers and such to the boys, but held the richest prize for the angel who had stolen my heart. Finally, the boys decided they had extracted all the goodies I was going to give them, the...

Learning AssistanceChapter 11

Karen and I looked up and smiled as our mothers entered the kitchen. My mother said, “Suzie, are you two going to wear matching suits at the pool this spring?” I don’t believe Larry had heard that story yet. He said, “I have a pair of dark blue trunks that wouldn’t be hard to match, Suzie-Q.” My sister cringed. My mother pounced. She said, “Suzie, I will go with you to pick one for each of you.” Suzie-Q smiled. “That won’t be necessary, Mom. I can ‘handle’ that chore without any...

Four Fs

Four F’s What are the four F’s? Find ‘em, feel ‘em, fuck ‘em, and forget ‘em. Every young man my age knew that saying. I never really went along with that idea until recently. I had been in a serious relationship for over a year. I had given Suzy Q an engagement ring and we had set a date to be married. Things were going great. I was standing next to Tim my best friend and my best man too, waiting for my bride to walk down the aisle. She never arrived. Suzy Q stood me up in...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 334

This one is compliments of John M The following questions were set in last year's examination. Allegedly, these are genuine answers (from 16 year olds). Q. Name the four seasons. A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q. How is dew formed? A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed. Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections? A. Very...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 183

Why Teachers DRINK The following questions were set in a GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds – 'selected') Q. Name the four seasons A ... Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q. How is dew formed. A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A ... If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed. Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A ... Very...

MAU Rules and Author s Notes

Rules for the Morphic Adaptation Unit, Mark 5 Foreward: Some may consider these rules and notes to be extreme. Some may find them offensive. I have been told that I should write "minimal" rules and let people play, like has happened in other universes. I tried that; even with reasonable guidelines, my universes have been radically altered by adventurous authors. If the story universe is to stay open, it is with some stronger guidelines to help keep things in line with my original...

GBRA 2009

GBRA 2009 by Jade Catherine Devlin (The following two pamphlets were taken from a public health office in central California in the year 2010. Their contents are reprinted here without permission. No excuse is made for the bureaucratic writing style common to government publications.) Questions and Answers about GBRA Q. What is GBRA? A. The Gender Balance Restoration Act of 2009, or GBRA, is a nationwide effort to restore our nation's youth to a correct 50/50 balance...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 500

These are compliments of the ‘Shy One’ Truisms If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. -I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you. -Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. -I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the computer will say, “Your password is...

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Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 390

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Bodybuilder Bestie

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My Electric Pony Ride

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Perfect Stranger 2

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The Adventures of Sage Tumbleweed And the Secret Alien Agenda 1

In Adventure One, we find our intrepid agent, Sage Tumbleweed, on the trail of the alien infiltrators plotting to exploit Earth’s resources. Galactic immigration was getting out of control. Not only that, but using humankind’s dimwitted senses against itself, the alien marauders' secret agenda included increasing the stupidity level on a global scale. Intending to hasten the devolution of the human species, the intruders' scheme to ensure rapid regression throughout every population group....

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Prey For Me Ch 08

Pt. VIII: The Scoop Kim Wright appeared next on Jack’s short list of appointments to make. He called the private number Sam Hanson wrote on the back of her business card. Jack knew it was an old card because Sam had told him Kim was no longer an investigative reporter with the Las Vegas Review-Journal, the largest paper in Nevada. The two agreed to meet for an early dinner at a place called the Cipriani Restaurant. Jack had never been in the place but when Kim said ‘turn left on Flamingo and...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 945

The following are compliments of Pete C. Start the day with a smile. After that, ... you can be your nasty old self again. A man walks in to the country store and asks the clerk for a package of condoms. The clerk asks “what size are you”? “I dunno” replies the man. Well the clerk tells him to go out back where there is a plywood fence with numbered holes in it. He is told to stick it in various holes to determine his size. Well, this big ‘ol fat girl sees the man heading out back and...

New Dawn

Hello, Every One. I have been too busy to write for several months. My last story was YW799- Virginia Coleman. Another husband contacted me about six months ago and requested a custom story. I needed a break anyway. However, it took me this long to finish it. Dawn is Wife number 73 in the Your Wife's Lovers section. I probably will not have the spare time to write another story such as this for many more months. I hope that you, and especially John, find this story...

The Awakening of Dawn Part 1

A Story about a Mature Married White Woman's awakening to Her True Sexual Destiny...Worshipping Big Black Cock....helped by Younger College Girls who know what their Older Married sisters Really Need....Enjoy..;-)Dawn Tikken hurried to get dressed. The thirty six year old wife and mother had enrolled in classes at the university when her youngest c***d had started kindergarten. Her husband was a sergeant in the U. S. military and with him being gone half of the time, she needed something in her...

nipplestrecher Posts stories

nipplestrecher Posts & storiesWoman's ? about dogsDogs aren’t like men, even though all the erotic stories you read give them human characteristics. In the stories, you stimulate them by hand, or orally, get them erect, then achieve penetration. Then the stories have the dog perform intercourse for a while, eventually getting the knot inside somehow. Then, the stories say, the dog ejaculates, and withdraws. All are stories written by men who have no idea how the process actually...

Family Connections

[ Warning! If the topic of interracial sex offends you...DON'T READ ANY FURTHER. Thanks. ] I was on my way to meet two white married couples who had chosen to have interracial offspring, instead of their husbands fathering them. I'd been trying to arrange such a meeting for about three months. However, at first, these two couples were unsure if I was trustworthy, and I understood that perfectly well, and so I tried my very best to gain their trust; and eventually, I did. Then, at the last...

Interview with Doamna Ezada Sinn

Q: Mistress, would You kindly tell us a little about your background and how you became involved in Domination?Doamna Ezada Sinn: Sure. I was born and brought up in a little town in Romania and then went to university in Bucharest. I had those dominant phantasies since I were a young girl and my sexuality awoke. Seeing men suffer under my hands and feet has been arousing for me as long as I can think back. Even though I did not know why that was at first.My first serious contacts with the...

Interview With Tomas Part One

[Dedicated to a friend and fellow cuckold, T, who he and his wife really did chose to have an African male impregnate her. The only differences in this piece are the names and certain other details to insure their privacy.]Q. Thank you, Tomas, for agreeing to set down and speak with me.A. I'm glad to do so.Q. There are so many questions that I could probably ask you, but let me begin by asking you if you truly believe that Omar, the Zambian male who impregnated Mara, your wife, was (and is)...

Learning AssistanceChapter 8

The rest of the afternoon passed. Larry went to clean up and dress for the evening while we did the same at the apartment. We gathered together and went to supper at the Tokyo House. It was a joyous time made more so by our server, the owner’s son. After a delightful meal, we went to the play which was performed and received well. We returned to the apartment for coffee and desert. Larry was starting to leave and we went to our bedroom. Ten minutes or so later, there was a quiet knock and...

Stone of the PhalanxChapter 4

"Who are you?" Fromthefield asked, astonished by the immense amount of power he sensed radiating of the stranger. "I am Q, from the Q continuum. The people, who left the Stone here, are the Phalanx, a group that split from the continuum billions of years ago. They didn't want to follow our rules, so we destroyed them. This is known as the Great Battle. It took us nearly 5 million years to track them down and kill them. The Phalanx were only interested in playing with life, so they...

Geeks In SpaceChapter 9 Dancing with the Star Charts

There was a hearty breakfast in the captain's mess, a bit of glamorous conceit that had been added to the Pai Lung when she became the Hawking and the ship became a commercial venture. It was Ted, Victor, Wendy, Ike, DeeDee and Rob, along with Alexandra Nascimento and Owen Gardner. Victor and Ted seemed a touch too cheerful, and blamed it on their military backgrounds. "We learn to be of good cheer and to eat well, of our meal and of life before we go off to battle." Victor said, raising...

The Artistry of Orgasm Control

[ A 'fictional' interview with a woman who talks about her fascination with teasing and denying a guys cock, and why that is.]In this interview I speak with 'Magdalena' (not her real name) about how she got into the rather curious and somewhat 'arcane' practice known variously as 'orgasm control', 'tease and denial', and 'chastity.'Q.Thanks for agreeing to chat with me today, Magdalena. I appreciate it.A.I'm glad to do so.Q.So, I guess I'll start off by asking how you got interested in this...

I got PAID To Do That

[ I'm writing this story as one way of exploring what it might be like to be an 'actor' (using the word somewhat loosely) in an 'interracial cuckolding' porn movie shoot. ]Q.What's it like to be part of an interracial porn movie? And, do you ever get to fuck any of those super attractive white actresses?A.Uh, yeah. I like being in them. Those sorts of movies, that is. Seeing the final version of such a film is way different than what it's like from the actual production side; but still, I like...

Learning AssistanceChapter 7

Tom whispered to Karen and me. “Will your sister be gentle to Larry if she puts him down.” Karen whispered back. “Yes. He just needs to appreciate her and communicate. There might be something there. That’s why she and Matt are no longer a couple.” Tom nodded. Sunday school began and we listened to the lesson. When it ended, Suzie-Q and Larry followed Karen and me I to our parents. Suzie-Q introduced him as “Larry, the guy from last night.” Larry was polite and expressed appreciation at...

Learning AssistanceChapter 9

Our night passed happily with my wife having me remove her new panties and bra. We loved long into the night with the door closed. In the morning, we woke early and went into the kitchen to start coffee. Just as it finished dripping, Suzie-Q joined us. “Karen, did you try on the bra and panties from Brad last night?” Karen grinned and nodded. “I wore them for a little while.” Suzie-Q said, “I thought so. You weren’t real loud but I heard happy sounds from your room.” “It’s just that...

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Conversion

Zara had had the Wisdom build us a rose garden. I'm not sure why, except that it had something to with some sort of gift to Yvonne. Whatever the motive, it had appeared after a day or two, perched above a dramatic and strangely earth like vista – the hills and lakes of an alien planet visible through a panoramic window of something that probably wasn't anything remotely like glass. I'd taken to spending a lot of time up there, not least because Zara had also specified a random breeze to add...

Whatever Gets You Through the NightChapter 15

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Stone of the PhalanxChapter 8 Alpha one

Frederic2 stepped up to Q. "I have won, now I want what is mine." "You shall have it. I, Q, granted the power of arbitrator by the ancient laws of the Phalanx, grant you the total control over all that exists in this dimension and others. Go and do as you please, as you are the only Phalanx left in existence. " A bolt of white lightning coursed from the sky and engulfed Frederic2, who screamed in obvious agony. He dropped to his knees and started crying. "I did it! I finally am what I...

Student AssistanceChapter 30

As usual, we beat the alarm clock. I put on enough clothes and left for my dorm. I knocked on the door and a giggling Melissa handed me a pair of boxers, my kit, and a towel. I went for my shower and Paul joined me a minute later. I said, “Melissa was happy this morning.” “We were talking about the two of you meeting every morning. It just struck us as funnier than usual this morning. I think part of it is that we’re in a good mood from the weekend. There had been stress when we went down...

Pahle Milan Ki Pyas Aur Wo Ahsas

hello guys, i m pranay rao. mai aap ko 1 story batane ja raha hoo. hope u’ll like it and enjoy a lot. to story tab ki hai jab mai 12th standard me padhta tha. mere papa ki transfer ki wajhase hme new town shift hona padha tha aur naye sahar me mai first time junier college jane wala tha. pahle din hi college ka mahol dekh k mai bahut khush ho gaya. khas karke itne sare mal mal ladke aur ladkiya. (i m bisexual so i like both). lekin mai waha kisi jo janta nhi tha to sidha class me gaya aur piche...

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How I Fucked My Mami

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The New United Nations and You

World Civics in the Twenty-Third Century- fifth ed.Chapter 1: A Fresh StartYou and your classmates have grown up in an age of prosperity. The average world citizen can expect to live a long, happy life. Our leaders are honest and hard working, and our governments are good members of the world community. Large-scale v******e is a thing of the past. In fact, there have been no wars anywhere on Earth for over two-hundred years, but it might surprise you to learn that the world wasn't always so...

Thank You Master Hans

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Learning AssistanceChapter 15

Melissa and Paul came in to help cook supper. Karen said, “Melissa, Paul, we want to talk to you about some of the things we’re thinking about doing with the money.” While the four of us cooked and then ate, we talked. Karen said, “One thing we have thought about doing is buying a house or a duplex. We would like you to join us rent free. Buying in doesn’t make much sense for you financially. We’ve talked and know that you will be moving out of town, if not the state, when you graduate. I...

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Learning AssistanceChapter 10

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