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Lessons For A Reality Warper

----------------- Authors Note: I've read a lot of the fiction on this site, and it tends toward something I find strange and unappealing for it's finales. This is kind of me talking about it ----------------- Lessons for a Reality Warper by Mushrambo There was a buzz in the back of Charlie's mind, the kind that meant trouble. It seemed that this confrontation couldn't wait any longer. At his locker, Charlie dumped his textbooks on Math and was preparing to grab his book for...

Hypnosis App

Chapter 1. Family Reorganization. I came home from my weekend trip to the big city. There was a concert that I wanted to go to with my girlfriend Anne, and I expected my parents to say no when I asked if I could go, but they were more than happy to get me out of the house. I didn't want to think about why they wanted me gone, because I'm sure they wanted some alone time together. As I opened the door, I hoped that whatever my parents were up to was done and over with. Stepping...

Murder is Easy

Murder is easy Janet L. Stickney [email protected] I was rudely shoved to the ground and roughly held there by two guys, then I felt my skirt being yanked up. Without pausing, my panties were taken down to my knees and I felt his hands on my hips. Discovering my secret, he punched me in the head a few times, then he pushed against me, making me yowl in pain. He kept pushing until he finally pushed into me. I was ashamed, afraid and humiliated past the point of tears, then he...

A Holiday in Crete

This is a chapter from a novel I've been writing, on and off for the last few years. Whilst writing it I happened to discover my penchant for writing porn............. Please leave a comment to tell me what you think and I'll think about finishing the novel.As glistening spume is blown ashore, as bubbles glow in all five colours of the rainbow, as mussel shells are bright with mother of pearl, so was Crete lucent to my eyes.- Mika WaltariSytalkion, or Si-tal-ki-o as the locals pronounced it,...

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The honey trap

09/06/2012THE HONEY TRAPIn a side street in a discreet bar in the UK, a group of people drank illicitly as the clock reached towards 2 am at an exclusive drinking waterhole/night clubAmongst that collection of drinkers was a cluster who sat on an exclusive table, an ill-assorted faction of people, drawn to each other by a common cause Angie. A property landlady, who rented out rooms in the area and above her pub to prostitutes for extra income. Tony, a local entrepreneur who liked a good...

My Awkward Phase

My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne in the Newspaper Office, our refuge at University High in Los Angeles. A group of scantily clad Britney wannabees passed by, giggling inanely. I affected a haughty gaze but...

Pay it Forward and other drabbles

Pay it Forward by Incognito, Jackie Blue and Abdul Part 1 by Incognito 2146. The development of nano-modification had come far enough for people to change both their bodies and minds with the help of technology. However, lawmakers quickly saw the dangers of this. To be able to modify ones own body - or someone else's mind - at will had gigantic moral implications, and it needed to be controlled. It was decided that as long as the changes were registered, physical modification should...

My Little Black Dress

My Little Black Dress ethan susan Janet L. Stickney [email protected] I had gone out to pick up a few items I needed, like pantyhose and new eye shadow, just another fear filled adventure into the outer world. I always felt edgy buying those things that guys didn't usually buy, so I had gotten dressed and bravely went out once again to buy the few things I needed, before I scurried home. I had yet to have anyone figure out that I wasn't a girl, or, at the very least, if they...

Girlfriend with Testing Device Part 13 Party Hard

Author's Note: If you want to see more, I have much much more of this very story posted at razmagurk.deviantart.com and beyond even that on my patreon, at patreon.com/razmagurk Warning: This chapter is rated a swap-happy R and contains boobs, bisexual orgies, homosexual orgies (both kinds), traps, gender bending, role reversal, parties, hairy girls, hormones, gold diggers, man-boobs, sexy butts, casual sex-toy wearing, body swaps, body part swaps, sexual positivity, classy escorts,...

My Little Black Dress

My Little Black Dress Janet L. Stickney [email protected] I had gone out to pick up a few items I needed, like pantyhose and new eye shadow, just another fear filled adventure into the outer world. I always felt edgy buying those things that guys didn't usually buy, so I had gotten dressed and bravely went out once again to buy the few things I needed, before I scurried home. I had yet to have anyone figure out that I wasn't a girl, or, at the very least, if they did, they...

Girlfriend with Testing Device Part 21 Breast Laid Plans

Hello again! Things are heating up fast. Remember, if you'd like to see what happens next, I have chapter 22 currently on my DA with chapter 23 now available on my Patreon! You can go check them out at razmagurk.deviantart.com and patreon.com/razmagurk. Thank you for reading! Warning: the following chapter features boobs, emotional confrontations, dramatic reveals, coffee, unusual newcomers, tits, self sacrifice, restorations, devastations, reparations, repeated unexpected nudity,...

Abby s Panties

Abby's Panties Chapter 1 (i) I'm not sure how unique I am, and let's face it - I'm as unique as everyone else - but I discovered my fascination with wearing women's clothes late in life. I was thirty-nine years old, two months shy of turning forty, when I happened upon a pair of my ex-wife's panties. I was cleaning the house, something which I both enjoy doing, and pretty much did exclusively when I was married. I found them behind the dryer as I was planning on removing and...

The Device Media Bias

Author's Forwrad: Hello! This was the winner of my second Story Poll. It's a sillier, sexier and more over-the-top fetishistic story in rough cannon with Girlfriend With Testing Device, though you don't need to read that to make sense of this. If you'd like to help decide what I write next you can take part in my current story poll by going to razmagurk.wispform.com/9e5a3756 Warning: This one is all about big weird swaps and reality manipulations. It contains boobs, tits and other...

Anne s Obedience

Anne’s ObedienceAnne had been told of the dangers many times. Her mother had warned her, never to walk alone in the city at night. Since being at college, she had taken care.Her long light brown hair was tied back in a pony tail, and she wore jeans and a nicely fitting silk blouse that showed off her breasts without being too slutty. She knew that her body was an advantage that could be useful at any moment, such as when she had flirted with a ticket agent to get an upgraded seat. She was cute,...

A Day at Snuff High

I actually wrote this story when I was in High School myself, and had it put up on the old Black Spectre story site I actually wrote this story when I was in High School myself, and had it put up on the old Black Spectre story site. I recently found it on Ziggyred's story archive. I'm posting it here with some revisions and corrections. Hope everyone enjoys! If anyone has any of my other stories from Black Spectre I would love to be able to look at and work on them again. Thanks! A Day...

The Hunting

When the men opened the trunk of the car, I knew that something horrible was going to happen to me, and I would probably never be seen again. We were in a very remote, sylvan setting and I appeared to be all alone and at the mercy of my captors. I thought back to how this had started as the men made their preparations. I had fallen in love with Stephanie, and this was a special night. She had assured me that her father was going to be out all evening, and I had come over with a movie and a...

MICHELE S NEW LIFE CHAPTER 63

CHAPTER 63: THE BACHELORETTE PARTYAfter the special cum drink was fully consumed from my pussy, Sharon and John left for the drive home, Harry and Juli returned to their home next door, and we took the island group, which would now include Mom, to the airport for their return; it was left now for Helen, Tim, and me to settle into a new reality of life. Mom was now gone from our everyday existence and that reality was sinking into us for real. Sure, the wedding was still a week off, but her week...

The Perfect Husband A Hypno Sissywife Story

Carla-Jean took another drag of her cigarette, savoring the sensations of the exhale for as long as she could. She'd been off cigs for a couple of years, up until she had that first fight with Mason. The moment he threw the first bottle, and then the first slap, well... She'd been through a pack every few days for a while now. She glanced over to the woman in the driver's seat, Shannon. Carla-Jean had known Shannon since they were best friends all the way back in first grade. Despite...

H4WA

I worked as a waiter at a very swanky hotel. It was the in spot for all the top functions in the region. On an evening, when we were hosting an NBA gathering at the hotel, I met a sports reporter, named Curtly Harris. Strangely, although Curtly was six-foot-plenty-tall, he did not play in the NBA. Curtly did, nevertheless have many friends who were players.The reason for our interaction resulted when somebody bumped into him and spilled their red wine on his shirt. When Curtly summoned me over...

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Shania Twain the Making of a Video

Shania his twisting her way around the diner, rubbing her hot body against different studs acting as patrons as she sings her song; Whose bed have your boots been under? And Whose heart did you steal I wonder? This time did it feel like thunder, baby? And who did you run to? And whose lips... She rubs her taught tits against the back on one of the younger cowpokes, who snickers at feeling her nipples brushing his back. "Cut!" Yells the videos director. "C'mon you guys. How many takes...

Essence of Cunt

(I wrote this sometime ago, but i still think it’s worth the space it occupies. It is so unreal, so over the top, so grotesquely horrible it can appear comic, so I’m told. Wasn’t my intention, but each to his or her own.) Synopsis: A huge-titted young cunt seeks its own appalling immolation. DISCLAIMER: the following story is to be taken seriously only by wanking readers, further more only by wanking readers during the act of wanking, anybody who believes a word of it otherwise is a dangerous...

The Fantastic Wally Wanka

There was probably nobody in the world who'd be at all surprised to discover that Wally Wanka wasn't Chester's real name. Chester Herbert wasn't the sort of name you'd choose to use on the sort of internet site he frequented. But Wally Wanka was the online name he'd used for so long and so often that he almost considered it as much his real name as the one he'd been christened with. And Wally Wanka was the kind of jokey irreverent name that helped give Chester something of a presence...

A Spy At Sunnyside Dom LandChapter 9

Sunny Side Up Presents Sit On It Disclaimer: This a parody, Live Stage Act based loosely on the television show Happy Days. I do not own the TV show or any of the characters depicted in this performance art. No money is made from the writing or posting of this parody of the popular sitcom. Chapter Nine: The audience over five hundred miles away from Washington DC was about to experience the first spanking live play done in an art theatre in Florida. It was the culmination of the role play...

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Virgin BrideChapter 3 The Trial

I brought my chair over to the edge of the bed and guided Victoria to lay back down. Incredibly, she chose not to pull up the sheet and left her breasts exposed for me to gaze down upon lovingly. It would have been the simplest matter to lean forwards and kiss them as I had fantasised doing; to take a nipple between my lips and feel it harden beneath my tongue while I cupped the other tenderly in my hand and teased the same response with my fingertips. "Shut your eyes please, Lady...

A True History Book OneChapter 13

When I got back into the house, the girls were ready for our movie tonight. “I’m not normally old enough to rent this, but that’s the advantage of knowing both the kids at the counter and using Dad’s account,” Beth said. She hit play. The opening line on the screen said, ‘That which does not kill us, makes us stronger,’ and attributed it to Friedrich Nietzsche. A man started speaking to a black screen. “Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis...” The actor that played the main role...

Slow Reality Part 14

Author's note: Nothing much to say. The end is nigh. This has been fun to write and I am grateful for you slogging through 13 verbose parts to get here. There is a very self-indulgent "before you go" section after the story if you just have nothing better to read. ==================================== Saturday (continued) Haggy and Ingrid arrive at Jeannie and Lisa's apartment about the time that Lisa is finishing her race. Quickly searching for clues, Haggy finds the note...

MySexGames

My Sex Games! Porn has always been an interactive art form. From the very first time anybody ever photographed a twat, it’s been impossible not to interact with yourself while looking at the stuff. Technology has really stepped up the level of interaction in porn, though. You can even play sexual video games on sites like My Sex Games.They claim to have The Biggest Collection of Sex Games on the Web. It’s a pretty fucking bold statement, but they’ve got something to back it up. There are...

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nHentai

n Hentai (English) was made by the same people who designed ExHentai.org and Pururin, which makes it one of the more well endowed sultry sites, and certainly one of the most unique. With just a quick scan through, you’ll find a bevy of cartoon cunts, busty beauties, and some of the most bizarre fetish fantasies every dreamed up and put to paper. With a slick website design and lots of stuff to choose from, this is an impressive virtual porno palace, if you're into erotic cartoons.Nearly Endless...

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I always thought hentai was some really geeky neckbeard shit. Why shake your dick at cartoons when you’ve got an entire world of HD hardcore pornography out there? I mean, shit, the free tubes have literally millions of hardcore anal flicks and teenage cherry poppings at your disposal, do you really want to bust out a bowl of sugary cereal and sit in front of the tube watching goddamn anime? Then again, the nasty pornographic toons on sites like Hentai.TV ain’t your typical, tired Pokémon...

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LewdZone

Lewd Zone! I love teenage anal fisting movies as much as the next guy, but sometimes you want a little more interaction with your sexual entertainment. There are a lot of ways to get that, from the paid sluts on my list of Escort Sites to all the beautiful webcam whores showing off their titties and fingering their buttholes in live shows. If you’re a gamer motherfucker and like to stay in your comfort zone, the porn games at LewdZone might be right up your alley.LewdZone.com bills itself as a...

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EggPornComics

What in the flying fuck are Egg Porn Comics? Somebody sent me the link this morning, and I just naturally assumed it was going to be a hentai site devoted to some freaky new fetish out of Japan. It wouldn’t be the first time. I braced myself for scrambled eggs leaking out of doujinshi buttholes and boobies served sunny-side up, but thankfully I found a more well-rounded and still totally perverted comic site.Maybe EggPornComics.com got their name because they’re part of a balanced breakfast. It...

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POVR

POVR porn! I have to wonder what the smut peddlers at POVR.com paid for the name. Four-letter domains are valuable Internet real-estate, tough as fuck to get and even tougher if you want something that sounds relevant. The domain’s been registered since 2004, and until relatively recently, would have sounded like just another bullshit acronym that needs to be explained. In 2022, it’s obvious what those letters stand for, making it obvious what you’re going to find inside.POVR is a freemium...

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Baraag

What the fuck is Baraag? That’s what I set out to discover when the link landed in my inbox this morning. Most of the domains I see have some kind of clue in their name about what they’re peddling, but this one’s a goddamn mystery. There’s no hint in the logo, either, with its completely SFW blue elephant that could be selling damn near anything, from baby toys to zoo passes and wholesome recipe sharing. Hopefully, there’s something to jerk off to in there, too!Baraag.net is an online community...

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xHamster 3D Porn

When you want to beat off to a cavalcade of XXX 3D animation, you have a fuck load of choices. Hell, I have reviewed so many of them on ThePornDude, that all you have to do is take your fucking pick. And I invite you to take a look at yet another tube site that has the 3D animated pornography that you crave: XHamster.com/3D!Here, you will find an array of attractive 3D animated XXX clips. The good news is that most of them do not suck. Nor do many of them give off that vibe that you’re watching...

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Sometimes I get frustrated over silly religious people, but then I remember how many porn stars religion has created. If it weren't for the poor parenting of churchgoers, how many bitches would be sitting fully clothed in an office somewhere instead of sucking cock on The Casting Couch? Thousands.More Mormonism, More-man-jismIt turns out authoritarianism isn't good for humans from a global level to an individual level. However, we need some personalized individual oppression so I can...

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Ella Hughes was born on June 13th, 1995, in Southampton, England, to a family with English and Irish roots. There must be some serious internal conflict happening inside this bitches soul.From Practicing Law to Lathering BallsAfter graduating high school, Ella continued her studies at Southampton Solent University, majoring in law. I wonder what she was hoping to do with that degree? Defend sex workers? Read sketchy contracts shady porn production companies try to get young performers to...

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The Safecracker Suite Part One

-Biker Bad Boy- Marcus neared his destination with the last of the daylight sprinting the final few degrees down the sky towards the horizon. He slowed down looking for the driveway Harry had described to him and when he finally saw the green gate posts with a horse shoe he knew he was there. He slowly trundled on idle along the dirt driveway not daring to touch the throttle for fear of losing traction. The exotic performance bike was not in it's element in such a rural setting. Even...

Golden Comics

What’s so Golden about Golden Comics? Honestly, I saw the name and thought it was going to be a collection of pee fetish hentai, but it turns out the library is far more diverse than that. They’ve got a bit of that kinky, stinky wet stuff if that’s what you’re into, but I think the “Gold” in question is just a reference to the overall quality of the stash. The subtitle claims they’ve got The Best Porn Comics, and well, I wanted to lube up and see for myself just how true that was.If the joint’s...

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Rule34Video

Rule 34 Video! Of all the unimpeachable truths of the Internet, perhaps the most profound is Rule 34: no matter what it is, there’s porn of it. Rule34Video.com is a warehouse of documentation that attempts to prove exactly that. I know your mom told you she’d cut off your wifi if she caught you looking at more of that kinky shit, but sometimes mom just doesn’t understand a man’s attraction to Mortal Kombat bitches, Minecraft whores, and futanari sluts who fuck horses.Long story short, Rule 34...

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Comic Porn always makes for a good fap, no matter where you are or what you’re up to. I spanked off to a princess getting butt-fucked before I even got out of bed, and then enjoyed a furry foot fetish comic on my ride this morning. The Uber driver kicked me out half way, so I had to finish that crank session in the bushes beside the fat-lady gym. Now, I’m enjoying a grande latte while I pull up a 63-page Kim Possible futanari parody where everyone has a huge rack and a huge dick. Hopefully, I...

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PCOMIX

The local comic book store really lost a good customer when they banned me from the premises. I mean, I understand why they don’t want me to take the inventory into the restroom, but I only got semen on the pages in a handful of isolated incidents. Whatever, though. Sites like PComix have hotter shit than anything put out by Marvel, DC, or Image.PComix.net is a newer porn comic site, hitting the web at the dawn of 2023. It can be hard for fresh adult sites to get traffic since they typically...

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Animatria

Animatria might be kind of a vague name for a site, but since I’m talking about it here at ThePornDude, you probably already know what kind of animation the joint is going to be showcasing. I’d say I feel bad for the innocent gamers and cartoon fans stumbling onto the site by accident, but honestly, I’m happy for anybody finding new fap fodder that really gets them going. Based on what I’m seeing on their tour page, I’d bet money this shit is going to really resonate with the Redditors, deviate...

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Reddit Cartoon Porn

Cartoon porn reddit! Are you in the mood for some cartoon porn? Well, I know of a few places with such amazing content that could have you swimming in an ocean of your own jizz. Hell, I have reviewed an ass load of cartoon porn sites on my site, ThePornDude. So if you are feeling up for it, you can check out some of my XXX cartoon and hentai reviews!Then again, you don’t have to read the reviews – you can just check the lists to find the hot shit on your own merits. But you should know that the...

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HentaiEnvy

Do you ever feel a sense of Hentai Envy coming over you? Before I became ThePornDude, the feeling did overwhelm me a few times, which is honestly why I started this entire section of my website. Sometimes you feel like you’re missing out if you hear other people talking about the weird-ass, ultra-perverted doujinshi they’re reading, and meanwhile you’re still trying to whack off to Naruto reruns on TV. Well, my friends, there’s no need to let other weebs have all the fun anymore. Hell, after...

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Fiction Live

If I’d known Fiction.Live had smut, I probably would have checked out the site a lot sooner than I actually did. It’s funny how many sites earn a SFW reputation when there’s plenty of stuff to beat off to if you know where to look. Twitter and Reddit come to mind, and I know some of you are still beating off to the regular TikTok app because you haven’t seen my list of TikTok Porn Sites yet. Fiction.Live joins the club with a landing page and premise that wouldn’t feel too out of place in a...

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Conflicted The Fuckbots Run Amok

So as you may have read, there's this series here called "Conflicted," which was written by a buddy of mine who goes by the nickname of Eldridge. El and I have been ragging on each other for many weeks now, constantly killing each other about our stories. We were spending so much time beating each other up that I finally said, "You know what we need to do? We need to kill each other in a story. I'm going to write a parody of 'Conflicted, ' and you do one of mine." I have many...

HentaiFox

Hentai Fox! Want to read some XXX manga? Alright, I’m going to level with you guys—hentai is not really my thing. Lots of pornophiles out there swear by it, though, and it has become one of the most popular genres of porn, even outside of Japan. Its popularity is actually probably highest in the United States. Hentai in Japan does not necessarily refer to this genre of anime and manga porn, though.The term, rather, is shorthand for a phrase roughly translating to “any perverse sexual desire.”...

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Hentai School

HentaiSchool is a free hentai website with optional premium content. The site has tons of free hentai manga, hentai videos, 3D movies, and dirty flash games from the past decade. It's a dirty-ass porn site, but looks clean, until they start pushing popup ads in your face. The site is easy to navigate and has hundreds of manga uploads in high resolution, translated into English.I fapped to some of these mangas over 10 years ago. It's almost nostalgic to see this stuff still circulating the web...

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SFMCompile

I wasn’t sure what SFM Compile was at first, which is kind of ignorant on my part. It is a niche thing, but as somebody who has reviewed, fap-tested and personally consumed the stuff on multiple occasions, it seems like maybe I should be more aware of the terminology. In short, SFM stands for Source Filmmaker, and it’s responsible for a lot of those 3D cartoon pornos you’ve been jerking off to so often lately.SFM material ain’t necessarily NSFW, as it was designed by Valve to make movies inside...

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Kemono Party

Who’s up for a Kemono Party? I know some of you are probably confused, and I can’t blame you. To be honest, I wasn’t sure what this next site was all about when I saw the name. This ain’t a TeensLoveHugeCocks or a Hentaigasm where’s it’s written on the tin what you’re getting inside. Then again, maybe you’re a weeaboo who’s spent the last decade studying Japanese culture while you masturbate, in which case you might know what I just learned on Wikipedia: Kemono basically means “beast,” and it’s...

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HornySon

Horny Son! Do you enjoy beating off to XXX comics? Of course, you do! You are on the comics section of ThePornDude again; why would you not be?!I know you look at these sites all the goddamn time. But between the countless ‘Rule34’ sections, parody comics, hentai, and the dozens of Sonic the Hedgehog comics that are always a huge fucking hit for some reason, you probably like to center your attention on something tailored more to your tastes.I also know that finding XXX comics that fulfill a...

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HentaiZap

Hentai Zap! I understand you horny weebs love to read. Whether it's subtitles or manga, you fappers are always speeding through that shit. So, I went a different route this time. Instead of finding your regular hentai sites full of videos and clips from your favorite shows, for this one, I was determined to find a hot website full of image sets, art, doujinshi, and all of the other different kinds of hentai manga under the rising sun. So, strap in and follow along as I tell you fucks about your...

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Sex Adult Comics

Sure, you love reading fucking comics. I’m talking about the heavy-hitters: Batman, Spider-Man, Calendar Man, they’re all fair game. But you also love looking at perverted comics. Those are the kinds of trades you don’t swap with your buddies. Or maybe you do – what the fuck do I know about your kink? I only review bad ass porn sites on the gold standard of other porn review sites, ThePornDude!So if you want to look at adult XXX comics that you can read in private or aloud to your friends while...

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Adult Empire Horror

I really wasn’t looking forward to reviewing AdultEmpire’s horror section, until I saw Lexi Belle on the very first results page and thought that maybe there’s some potential here. Look, if I haven’t made it abundantly clear already, horror porn used to be very fucking boring back in the day. It was uninspired. It felt exactly like every other type of smut, except it claimed to be horror themed.AdultEmpire has videos on backlog from over two decades ago, so as you can imagine, most of the smut...

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NSFW Rule 34

Just going off the name, NSFWR34 ain’t the kind of website you should probably be browsing on company time. Then again, if you’re a professional masturbator like your old pal ThePornDude, it might be just the thing you need to brighten up your workday. The title shouldn’t be a mystery to anybody who’s spent their fair share of time shaking their dicks at the internet, but in case you’ve been sticking to the more wholesome parts of the web, allow me to break down the equation for you: it stands...

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Bree 10 My Wife and My Ex Fiance

Introduction: Wife and Ex Fiance Unexpected Encounter with the dog My Wife and my Ex-Fiance by rodeotexas May 2012 This is the story of two ladies that have come to share my life, permanently, one my wife Kate, the other my ex fiance, Amber. In some areas of the story, time lines have been accelerated. PART 1 – INTRODUCTION My wife Kate is five feet nine inches, stunning dark cinnamon redhead, bright sparkling emerald green eyes, dark skin complexion, very firm high set full large breasts...

Chatting with Paul1954

Chat Guest: Paul1954 On Sunday June 6, 1999 at 2pm PST Moderated by Wendy-J Edited by Anne-Mal You can e-mail Paul at: [email protected] (*Wendy-J) You are now all on candid mike! (Paul1954) I do know a few pubs, but that one is all imagination. Maybe I need more research! (*Wendy-J) Yep! (Darkside) Wheatsheaf. A classic Brit. name for a pub. (Lorna) Wheatsheaf? Sounds like too much whole grain goodness! (Paul1954) Oh, we've got lots of good names. We spend a...

The Yellow Rose of Texas

The Yellow Rose of Texas This story or song parody is to be sung to the tune The Yellow Rose of Texas. Peace. (After or with a few beers.) Belle Starr There is a doc I know in Texas, I am going there to see. You may want to know him, but he going to give me Double D's I want the looks that will break the hearts of all world to see, but the Yellow Rose of Texas is what I want to be. Chorus I will be the the sweetest little rose bud a feller ever knew. My eyes will be like the...

The Sisterhood Part 2 5

Part 2 It has been almost 36 hours since Juliet had seen Jim Duggan at her plush home. She was concerned that he had not reported back. His phone rang unanswered and so she decided to visit his offices once again. She did not relish driving to that particular neighbourhood, much less running the risk of meeting Jim's odious landlord. But she was desperate for any information. "Melissa, I am going out. Have Thomas pull the Corvette around to the front of the house," she asked, as she...

The Dark Side

The Dark Side By Morpheus The tension was thick as I stared across at my two opponents, one of whom had just drawn a magic sword. This was a free for all fight so she could attack either of us, but unfortunately, my other opponent had a shield out. That made me the easier target. "And now you die," Gayle exclaimed, choosing to come after me just like I'd expected. "Oh no I don't," I responded with a grin, slapping a card down onto the table. On it was a picture of a gorilla...

Call of the Hunt Book 1

Call of the Hunt Book 1 By Paradox Salem, Indiana There's something intrinsically satisfying and cathartic when it comes to blade craft. Maybe it's the intense heat of the forge causing sweat to pour down your face like a waterfall. Maybe it's the repetitive motion of bringing a hammer down on glowing steel over and over for hours on end. Maybe it's actually being able to see that shapeless hunk of metal you'd started with slowly bend and twist into the shape you desire, coming...

Club Katze

I've had the good fortune to travel a great deal and found Berlin Germany, both before and after the Wall fell, an exciting and interesting city. Some of the clubs there have outstanding entertainment. This story hopefully captures much of the Old Berlin that represented an incredible era in difficult times. Club Katze (The Cat Club) The bar was dimly lit, a bright spotlight on stage. The red velvet curtains were drawn and the crowd was boisterous, eagerly anticipating the...

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Author Notes.I have had a lot of questions and responses over this story, and thought I would try something new. If you do not want any backstory or information feel free to stop reading now. This is in no way required reading or part of the story.Background, this started as an idea I had to try and drag the actual sex in a story (sex as in the main character’s penis entering a vagina) as long as I can. So many stories are 10 paragraphs long, and the main characters are fucking by the end of...

The Succubus Chronicles Starting to GrowChapter 4

While Nathan was worried about everyone on his team, most of all for his wife. Ariel wouldn't go easily or willingly into anyone else's bed, but she wouldn't do well if she was force and then raped. Of that he was sure of. "How far until we reach where my friend who was brought in with me is being held?" Nathan asked Max as they walked. They had so far gone down countless floors. He had no idea on what floor he started on, just that they started going down. "Not much further. Once...

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King Comix! Man, I swear every cartoon out there these days has the most fuckable dimepieces in it. It’s no wonder that rule 34 exists. Some of these shows border on being porn right out of the gate. I mean, do you fucks remember Totally Spies? Those babes were always wearing skin-tight suits and getting strung up in bondage dens. And it’s not even just older cartoons. The current shit is hot as fuck. Rick and Morty, The Legend of Korra, and even Pokemon have big tittied babes in them just...

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I do not usually write in the first and second persons, but in this case, it fits. And while there is no eroticism, there are some allusions to it. If this is not your style, you may wish to move onto the next story. Although the other character in this complete fiction is obviously a lover, the intimate friend is in fact a composite of many wonderful individuals who were, and still are, there for me throughout the years, platonic and otherwise. They have helped me through some very difficult...

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Editor’s Disclaimer: The following story is purely fictional and should be considered parody. All characters and trademarks belong to their respective owners, and nothing within should be taken seriously. * * * * * A story of a man finally meeting the lady of his dreams to make a fantasy very likely become the love of his life Disneyland is a wonderful place…the happiest place I have been told. And, it has always driven me nuts. Living just a few miles away for over two decades, one begins to...

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Anne came to, already moaning, on account of Dong's tentacles slowly fucking her pussy and asshole, and gently squeezing her ample breasts. She opened her eyes, smiled, and said, "Mmmmm, baby, that feels so nice. Don't stop." They were in a large cave, with Dong mostly submerged in a subterranean lake that filled the area, though he was clearly being careful to keep Anne above water. Hearing her voice, Dong gurgled softly and started moving, climbing out of the water and into daylight....

What a Difference a Summer Makes Part 4a

This latest installment WILL BE VERY LONG and I’ve chosen to break it up into a Part A and Part B because of its length. Part B will be posted in a few days from this release. There will be a great focus on character development this time around as the sex portion will be at a minimum in Part A. I will use musical breaks to pay tribute to some of my favorite television shows I watched growing up along with some of my favorite songs of today. Please enjoy and like always, constructive...

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"Alright, so in the morning we'll get another group together to go ashore. A couple of them that almost shit their pants today, they stay behind this time. Pick out guys that can handle themselves," Karl said. "We'll bring our trading materials along with us, see if we can't bribe our way into getting to see what's what around here." "So you really think we can make friends with those island assholes?" Jack asked. "And why not? Besides, there's no choice. I've got to see for...

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