Farm Boy Wants To Procreate
John stood in the sperm bank thinking of making babies, as that got him hot. Soon it came, the burst of sperm into the cup. As he walked past the newborn nursery window in the lesbian midwifery clinic, he was envious of the medical students who were procreating. When he had gone off to the university, the first thing he did was apply at their sperm bank. The doctor who interviewed him said, "So you want to be immortal." Bingo, that was exactly what John had wanted. As a gangly teen, he could...
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