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Title: Femme Your Hubby FAQ #1
Author: A. K. Remenko
Questions should be e-mailed to [email protected]. Flames
and the like will be ignored and cheerfully deleted. Questions
don't necessarily reach the list predicated on frequency only,
those that are especially illuminating or illustrate basic
concepts well or are of special academic interest will move to the
head of the class. Not for dissemination to minors under any
circumstance(s).
Preface to FAQ #1: The author is not a consultant. Time
constraints are such that the author cannot travel thither and yon
to assist wives "first hand" in any phase(s) of the process and
the author would not do so even given time available. Supplication
and offers of enrichment (monetary and otherwise) will avail
petitioners naught. Sadly the author cannot, given the sheer
volume of email, respond to individual e-mails one-on-one. The
author will do everything possible to insure all queries receive a
response though admittedly through several FAQ questions. This is
the very best the author can do and the author can only hope
readers are empathetic. Thank you in advance.
1. Having femmed my hubby early on, I've had a lot of exposure
to the lifestyle. I also have an education in science and wonder
if perhaps the gravitational acceleration constant (on earth
32ft./sec/sec) might not be greater for TGurls. Many of the photos
I see of them online (not to mention in person) show them either
kneeling or on all fours.
Answer: You've HEARD of it? Mein gott! The value you state is a
good approximation for use in Newtonian physics (adjusted for drag
caused by air resistance at lower altitudes, terminal velocity
being a little less than 200mph but not for aerodynamic bodies)
but it's a little known fact that Albert Einstein had unpublished
notes to this effect in papers connected with his work on the
Unified Field Theory. At the times both the Special and General
Theories of Relativity were first published (circa 1900-1910?) his
stature in the scientific community was such that he decided not
to risk ridicule by including the TGurl Corollary. Part of this
unpublished work centered on the fact that an elevator ride
(Note: Einstein used a "chest" in which a "man" stood pulled
upward by a "rope" as an example in the published version of The
General Theory when discussing acceleration and gravity! The
substitution of the "chest" and "rope" for "elevator" was
apparently done in a re-write to obscure the TGurl Corollary,
though a clearly transparent device.)
It appears to TGurls to take longer for them (relatively) than for
others i.e. longer for them when they are in gurl mode vs. boy
mode. Empirical evidence for the increased gravitational effect
exists in the fact that there has never been a TGurl astronaut;
this would require more launch fuel and a longer burn time for the
primary lift vehicle (even NASA has have a budget to watch.) They
go down fast and they go (get) up slow. The Einstein Library has
these papers under lock and key. Further, the Library will deny
they even exist if inquiries are made. The author is truly
impressed that the writer is so well informed!
(As an aside, the author suspects that certain other authors
published at this archive are aware of this little known gem,
hence the "alternate universe" and "time progression" and/or "time
regression" stories. Time dilation is a key relativistic effect.
TG fiction writers are notorious astrophysics buffs. Part of the
Theory of Relativity states that mass decreases with speed
relatively. This may explain why "faster" TGurls are most often
thinner, i.e. relatively less massive compared, to their "slower"
Tsisters. This is another case where the societal repression of
the TG movement may have reduced the store of human knowledge. As
a further unrelated aside, too bad there wasn't SOMEONE that could
do SOMETHING with Einstein's hair.)
Readers are referred to:
Relativity The Special and The General Theory (subt. "A Clear
Explanation That Anyone Can Understand"), Albert Einstein
Fifteenth Edition, 1961, Crown Publishers, Inc., NY, NY. Part II
(The General Theory) Chapter XX, pp. 66-70, Dr. Einstein's preface
to the fifteenth edition is dated 9 June 1952.
2. I am an older TGurl and have been married a long time to the
same wonderful woman. Many years ago (or several times over the
years, etc.) I tried to broach the subject but was rebuffed in a
manner that left no doubt that she would not consider it. Is there
anything I can do at this (i.e. the present) time to get her to
start? (Note: this question was very high on the frequency scale
and has been rephrased by the author to incorporate a large number
of inquiries and to avoid revealing the writers' identities by
including specific details, e.g. ages, duration of marriage,
number and gender of progeny and etc.)
Answer: Alas, one must measure what one might gain against that
which one might lose. Women's willingness/desire to do this is
inversely proportional to age with the most pronounced effects
being post-menopausal. Further, women who have no interest in it
seem as "sticky" (more so?) as low R's are in the gurls
themselves. Probability of acceptance now is of a VERY low order
of magnitude. Any advice that could be proffered would probably
not work and the author would feel, even if unwarranted,
responsible if the result(s) were unpleasant. (Wives should take
note.)
3. I've started my gurl but progress seems to be tortuously
slow. I have boyfriend candidates in abundance and dread the
thought of waiting until my gurl has been deflowered to begin to
enjoy them. (Note: Some letters from wives objected strenuously to
the use of the "B word", go figure, so "deflowered" is used
hereafter in its place.) Can't I party a little bit now? What if I
think she's almost to her A point? And similar such questions.
(THE most frequently probed topic to date, which the author found
somewhat surprising.)
Answer: If the gurl is predisposed to cuckolding she'll probably
hang their coat(s) in the closet and mix the drinks when your
beau(s) visit(s). If not so disposed and you pull this on the sly
and if she finds out about it your goal(s), motivation and plan
will be exposed simultaneously, hardly a happy state of affairs.
Adios control, goodbye, so long, farewell. There is no doubt that
gurls can try one's patience (hell, they do it BEFORE one starts
femming them); if one desires a quality end-product one must put
forth a quality effort. GIGO. This includes being PATIENT enough
to do it properly.
4. I've sucked my husband's weenie to the point that it looks
like his temples are becoming indented and I'm going through
mouthwash by the gallon. AND I'm getting nowhere except that now
when she hits the door after work she's looking for me for another
hummer! Like most wives I was looking forward to the end of this
kind of nonsense after the conception of our last child; AK you
(expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) this is all your fault. (A
couple of these.)
Answer Can't you simple "deflowers" read well? ADD? Here it is
again, the thirteenth (omen there?) paragraph of Part II
verbatim:
"In the (highly) unlikely event the oral sex isn't the hubby's
trigger here (more on "triggers" later) something else is. It
might be dirty talk during sex, XXX rated videos or some other
long harbored fantasy. If one doesn't know, one should find out
(does intelligence gathering ring a bell?)."
Translation required? Need it in Mandarin? Esperanto? Cuneiform?
If the author were to alter ANYTHING it would be to delete the
parenthetic "(highly)" at most. This paragraph was also, the
author recalls, repeated right at the start of installment #2.
You're evidently telling the author that something doesn't work
but you're going to keep right on doing it? Acquire a clue.
5. I got my hubby into an adorable nightie that she wears, so
far so good. When I got her additional nighties she looked pleased
but she doesn't wear them. She seems stuck on the first one. Is
this important? How do I get her to wear the other ones?
Answer: Remember the famous "security blanket" from the comic
strip? That's what you've got here. Gurls treasure "firsts" to the
point of just having them around to look at even after they're
finished being femmed, first purse, first heels and etc. Also, she
may be stuck on a particular style and/or color. Just make sure
the thing is at the bottom of a pile of dirty laundry next time so
she'll have to wear another one and reward her when she does.
Object fixation (or fetish) is OK if you don't let it become THE
object of the exercise for her. Progression needs to be nurtured.
6. I estimated my gurl's R to be fairly small. Yet I'm getting
the feeling that she may be "discovering" men already. Are there
any signs to look for? She's going out but at this point I'm not
still sure if I want her deflowered.
Answer: You got only part of it. How about her D(0) and A? If
she had a big offset to begin with it doesn't take a large value
of R to get her to a middling (or lower) A. If she's like that,
once she's femmed, going out, meeting men and hanging with the
fast crowd (all likely to increase R) getting up close and
personal with Mr. Woody is only a matter of time. To answer your
direct question there are two primary indicators, lipstick and
hose. TGurls who are into "juice extraction" go through prodigious
quantities of lipstick, not just because of frequency, but because
they like to have a heavy coat of lipstick when "pipe cleaning"
(they love to see those lipstick rings; more than a few apply the
lipstick several times during the course of each "romantic
interlude."). Some gurls who favor either garterbelt and hose or
"garterbelt panty hose" or thigh highs do so for reasons of style,
some do so because it's expedient for certain other activities,
not unlike some wives one might observe. (Just to be fair, signs
for TGurls that the wife is socially active include shoe marks on
the car dashboard and/or other interior elements.) Frequent
occurrence of knee damage to hose and "dry cleaning issues" (one
may recall a certain blue dress in Washington D.C.?) can also be
indicators. If she IS partaking of "pocket rockets" and you now
decide you want her celibate, best of luck, the ship has left the
pier. (A "boatload" of these)
7. My gurl is doing very well, with one exception. She's shaved
pretty much all over (I even had her trim a nice petite little
triangle you-know-where) but she won't clean up her underarms. I
got her a very nice spaghetti strap sleeveless cocktail dress but
it looks ridiculous with that tangle under her arms. (Quite a few
of these as well though the specifics vary widely. This question
was selected as being best representative of the concept.)
Answer: Phhtui; The author can see it now. Gurls
who are "force femmed" occasionally retain what is referred to as
a "male totem" in the appearance arena (e.g. one gurl painted all
her toes save one). This is symptomatic of the subconscious though
futile struggle to retain the last vestige of surrendered or lost
masculinity. These can be aggravatingly, nay maddeningly,
tenacious. (Like weeds in the lawn.) One could let it go to
correct itself; she's going to hear about it from the other gurls
and that may be enough. (Note though, it REALLY puts men off if
that's desirable.) Telling her it looks goofy won't work; she
knows that. An appeal to hygiene and logic may work.
Antiperspirants work better when applied directly to bare skin and
perspiration can stain dresses. Any wives out there handle this
one a different way?
8. AK you penny pinching so-and-so (edited somewhat from the
original) my email bounced 3 times. Why don't you get a bigger
box?
Answer: The author consciously avoids rising to such bait much
less actually lowering the author by responding to it in writing;
however this one really p***** the author off. Yahoo provides 5 or
6 (?) MB capacity boxes gratis. Larger capacity boxes cost money,
moola, dinero, cabbage, specie and etc. If the writer finds
herself much overburdened with cash she need only send some to the
author who will GLADLY get a larger box. Interested? The author
thought not. The author still has not received the grant money for
the work of a lifetime, published here for the readers' use free
of charge (and with the deepest appreciation by the author to the
folks at FM) and finds such carping and whining petty, annoying
and reprehensible. If this writer would only recall (opening her
eyes might help) the author SPECIFICALLY advised readers to wait a
few days before re-sending ricochet email. (With most sincere
apologies to others compelled to read this.)
9 I showed your article to my CD hubby and he says you are full
of (equine digested vegetable matter). He specifically says all
that stuff about offsets and drift is (non-specified digested
matter.) He says that he's never had even a minute interest in
men, while dressed or not and never will. What do you say to that
Mr. Smart-(posterior)? (Several of these from wives condensed here
and a bunch in a similar vein from TGurls the latter being
significantly more acerbic.)
Answer: Whatever your gurl says is fine with the author. :)
10. I have been dressing on and off since my early teen years. I
tried to stop after I got married but couldn't. So I dressed
secretly. Eventually I couldn't stand that any more and told my
wife. She was not a happy camper. However, she told me to do what
I had to do; as long as she didn't see it she could live with it
(Aka the "ostrich attack"-author). About two years ago I started
going out, infrequently at first but more frequently as time went
by. I feel myself right drifting and thinking about "it" more and
more frequently. When I'm not dressed it's not a problem. What can
I do to stop this? (A significant number of these, this being
again a composite.)
Answer: The author empathizes "to the max." Since your wife
won't help (she could be instrumental here) you've got to do it
yourself. Follow the minimization guidelines. Dress more
conservatively and avoid situations and individuals that
exacerbate the drift. Reduce outings as much as you can. Go out
(i.e. drive together) with gurls who are not so affected, leave
earlier and drink less or better still if there's a TG support
group that has regular meetings where wives attend, make that your
outing.
(Sadly it is not uncommon for such groups to REQUIRE members to
attend dressed; the author presumes the reasons for adopting such
rules are found by the groups in question necessary and
sufficient. Unfortunately the individuals possibly best served by
attending such group meetings, and for whom dressing provides
temptation, are excluded, in a manner of speaking.)
In short, work on every front possible (e.g. don't read the
author's stories!). A decision to tell your wife about the drift,
in order to get her involved in minimizing it, is a big, BIG
gamble given her posture. Far more often than not wives go
"ballistic" given that kind of presentation.
Note: The author will be on an extended trip in geographically
remote regions and out of touch electronically until mid to late
April 2002 (depending on the progress of negotiations). This means
the mailbox may fill up again. It's hoped that it is clearly
understood that any mail that bounces in the interval should not
be resent until late April at the earliest.
And last but certainly not least (for now) most profuse thanks to
all that wrote expressing appreciation for the author's effort and
agreement (in some cases grudging admission) with certain of the
principles presented.
End of FAQ #1
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