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Here is a reblog of a personality test I found on the Internet. I cannot
vouch for its accuracy or authenticity. And as it was originally posted
in early 2011 the answers and grading scale this institute promised seem
long overdue. ~Laika
THE NORTH DAKOTA WELLNESS AND BETTERMENT INSTITUTE MONOPHASIC GENDER
IDENTITY SPECTRUM PLACEMENT TEST
by Lucien D. Skye Phd
This ten question quiz has been formulated by a team of experts employing
the most up to date methodology and rock solid empirical guesswork to
determine once and for all if the inner you is a red blooded he-man, a
natural woman, an androgyne, an abalone, or what the heck. Answers will
be posted next week.
1.)))
A CO-WORKER COMES TO YOU UPSET, WANTING TO TALK ABOUT HER LATEST CONFLICT
WITH HER MEAN AND UNREASONABLE SUPERVISOR. AS SHE SPEAKS, YOU:
{.A} - Offer various possible solutions to her problem, such as
transferring to a different department.
{.B} - Listen, wishing you could do more to help her.
{.C} - Listen, knowing she just needs to get her feelings out.
{.D} - Pretend to listen while you stare creepily at her tits.
2.)))
WHICH OF THESE OPTIONS BEST DESCRIBES YOU? I WOULD RATHER:
{.A} - Cut out paper dolls.
{.B} - Solve complicated mathematical problems.
{.C} - Go shopping for shoes at the mall.
{.D} - Blow up the World.
3.)))
A TRAIN LEAVES CHICAGO AT 7:15 AM ON A THURSDAY HEADING WEST AT 40 MILES
PER HOUR AND CARRYING 40 PASSENGERS. WITH EACH MILE IT TRAVELS IT
INCREASES ITS SPEED BY 12%. WHAT WAS THE LADY IN THE LAST SEAT IN THE
THIRD CAR WEARING?
{.A} - What lady? What are you talking about? What does that have to do
with the train's acceleration?
{.B} - Too much perfume. She smelled like a dang French hoor-house!
{.C} - If that was a Louis Vuitton, I'm Eva Longoria.
{.D} - Hey wait a minute, I really AM Eva Longoria!
4.)))
WHEN I SEE A MOUSE I:
{.A} - Faint.
{.B} - Capture it and release it outside.
{.C} - Have an excuse to try out my new flame thrower.
{.D} - Attempt to fornicate with it.
5.)))
IN MY OPINION, DR. PHIL:
{.A} - Is a square shooter who tells it like it is.
{.B} - Seems sincere if somewhat pat and simplistic. Given the kind of
show his is, he could be a lot worse.
{.C} - Is a phony, a fraud, a sham, a charlatan, that's right, a
dangerous smug charlatan who gets rich exploiting gullible fools with his
dunderheaded pop-psych pablum, his shallow pretense of compassion; A
loathesome smirking egomaniacal sick pig of an excuse for a human being-
I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM, OH GOD I HATE HIM!!!
{.D} - Is a big ol' Daddy Cuddle Bunny!
6.))) MY FAVORITE COLOUR IS:
{.A} - Blue
{.B} - Pink
{.C} - Black
{.D} - C major (I have synesthesia)
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7.)))
WHICH QUEEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?
{.A} - Latifah
{.B} - Elizabeth II
{.C} - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
{.D} - Freddie Mercury
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8.)))
WHICH OF THESE LINES IS LONGER?
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{.A} - The top one.
{.B} - The bottom one.
{.C} - This has gotta be a trick question, so I'll say the top one.
{.D} - It doesn't matter. The top line is every bit as good as that other
one
(look at it sitting there smirking like it thinks it's so damn perfect!)
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09.)))
WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD I:
{.A} - Liked to dress up in camoflage fatigues and pretended I was a
soldier.
{.B} - Liked to dress up in my mother's underwear and pretend I was a
beautiful lady.
{.C} - Liked to dress up in my father's underwear and pretend I was
passed out drunk on the couch.
{.D} - Created quite a scandal when I refused to wear clothes altogether.
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10.)))
OF THE FOUR CHOICES BELOW, MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS:
{.A} - Demolition Man
{.B} - Cinderella Man
{.C} - Little Mermaid Man
{.D} - Sissy Boy Slap Party (Check it out. Simply the finest movie ever
made
about sissy boy slap parties! =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMoMSX_W3N8 )
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ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK'S QUIZ: THE NORTH DAKOTA WELLNESS AND BETTERMENT
INSTITUTE'S WHAT-YOUR-FAVORITE-BASKIN-ROBBINS-ICE-CREAM-FLAVOR-SAYS-
ABOUT-YOUR-PERSONALITY TEST:
SUGAR FREE NO FLAVOR SORBET: Some would call you an ascetic. You favor
long term gain over instant gratification.
VANILLA: While not as austere as the sorbet lover above, you're a
traditionalist, and somewhat on the cautious side. But dependable and
easy to like.
ROCKY ROAD: You're a realist, expecting no special treatment in life.
FUGU SURPRISE: You're never one to play it safe. A restless soul, you
continually seek the new and the strange. The music you listen to gives
people a headache.
QUADRUPLE CHOCOLATE APOCALYPSE: When you find a good thing you take it to
extremes, which gives you a gusto for life but also a propensity toward
every sort of addiction. Romantically you work best with Sagittarius;
stay away from Pisces.
MR. CREOSOTE'S MEANING OF LIFE MINT: As contemptible as you are, you will
get your just desserts...
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