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No Contest Book 1 Learning the Rules the Early 80sChapter 8

By the time Joe arrived at Joanne’s house, it was late. After setting his bags in his room, he checked on Joanne. His best friend slept with her. A tangled sheet covered her waist and only one leg of Eddie. Joe couldn’t help glancing at Eddie’s penis, looking a little crusty and tired, the way he felt. Joe sighed. It seemed to awaken Joanne, even though he’d kept it quiet. She smiled at him. He watched her beautiful mature body carefully rise off the bed. She put on a white terry cloth robe...

New Slave PlanetChapter 2

The space shuttle was ferrying a load of passengers from Two.the space ship Nomad to Earth Brianna Jones realized her journey to Earth Two was nearly at an end. She sat back and wondered what life would be like on the newly discovered planet. She knew practically nothing about it as regular communication from it to earth was confined mainly to the ruling elite who only announced essential information. The rest of the communication came in the form of a few letters sent to Earth families who...

The Strawberry Patch Book 3 Life On The SavannahChapter 32 Paul rsquo s Holiday Blues

“PAUL!!!!!” Erin screamed at me at the top of her lungs. I stood there with a look of shock and surprise on my face. “What?” I finally answered while I was letting out a, very nervous, goofy, laugh. “This is not funny!” Erin said loudly with a note of terror in her voice. “I know!” Still laughing. “Did you tell Georgia about the joke?” She asked very seriously looking for another answer. “No!” Still being goofy. “Really?” Erin said weakly. “Really!” I was slowly calming down and...

My Sister JeanChapter 14

The frogs in the pond behind our house were giving up their last cacophony in the early morning light. Dictated by my biologic clock I suppose, I was awake early even though Jean and I had spent an intense little while on the phone with each other late the night before. As was my custom, I sleep in the nude and often awoke with an unconscious "tent pole" under the sheets. With my eyes closed and hands clasped behind my head, I was reviewing the latent imagery of the night before, of the...

Not Quite a White Knight Book 1Chapter 17 It Never Rains

Once she calmed down - in all that took about an hour and included some more tongue play above and below - I asked about her shopping trip where she met Darnel. That was easy enough. Then I got into details, starting with her purse. “You had a fake license, a little cash, no credit cards and no phone - like a refugee. I did not think wealthy American girls could do that. You purse was mainly a brush and makeup. Did they take the rest?” “Well, the money thing is all Mumszy, so I don’t spend...

The ElectricianChapter 9

Adam used a sponge to spread suds over the top and hood of the Mustang. He heard his cell phone warbling for an incoming call, so he wiped his hands on a rag, picked up the phone and answered the call. It was from Kara’s cell number. “Hi, Sweetheart,” he said. “What’s up?” “Adam!” she said in an excited sotto voce, “My mom’s engaged!” “Engaged?’ “Yes -- Arthur popped the question during a romantic dinner Friday night, and she accepted. You should see the ring she’s wearing. The stone is...

Six Foot Wrong RomanceChapter 5

The Walker home was unusually cheery, Tricia Walker floated about the home in a lovestruck haze of smiles. Her mother marvelled at her daughter’s eagerness to do chores and her easy smile. “Someone’s in a good mood,” she prompted as she fixed a dinner of lipton chicken and cheesy potatoes. “Yeah, things are pretty good.” “Oh, do tell,” her mother smiled. “It’s nothing,” Tricia bit her lip and smiled to herself. “Uh oh, I think I know what that means.” “Mom?” “Tell me about your day...

ConflictedChapter 13

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13 E06 Abigail Williams 39 from Woking

We’re cruising along a narrow road – the only markings are the yellow no-parking lines, there’s no centre line, because the road just isn’t wide enough. It’s the kind of road Americans like our hostess, Jenna McCartney would think everyone in England lives on ... Narrow pavements on either side, then hedgerows, then old, terraced houses behind small gardens. We watch the houses flashing by for a few seconds, then slow down before turning into the one-car deep driveway of a particularly old...

The Catalyst RebornChapter 20 Planning and New Discoveries

We decided to start at the present, since only a few minutes had passed since we ALMOST managed to drown Akbar and Viktor. Rex was eager to see Viktor’s reaction. Viktor was still dripping on the floor and apparently having a mental conversation with someone. Rex asked me to ‘back it up’ until Viktor ‘re-materialized’. We all laughed when Viktor and Akbar appeared laying on the floor looking like two drowned rats. Rex asked, just to make sure, “They CAN’T hear us, right?” I laughed, NOPE....

RoomersChapter 5

When I woke, my morning experience turned out to be real uncomfortable, mostly because one arm was trapped under Ellen. Hell, a hundred thirty pounds is fine when it's vertical, but when it's completely relaxed and playing sleeping beauty all over you, different story. Why I don't usually encourage overnighters. That and sharing a bathroom before I'm functioning properly. Still, she looked cute. Not as cute as the night before, all fired up and sparkling eyes, working on gratitude with...

Tim The Teenage MCPart 4 Higher maintenance

"Sorry I'm late," Joey panted as he came into my apartment that evening around seven. "Took us longer to finish the calculus homework." "No problem," I said. "I think I got most of the symbols used in primary motor functions entered in, but I can't get the thing to combine them into streams." "Did you try resorting them first?" Joey asked, peering over my left shoulder. "Several times," I said, smiling as he took a deeper breath from smelling the bathing powder I had put on...

Retiring South of the BorderChapter 4

Anne. ticket holder and pilot Carl. cook Henry. diesel mechanic Jim. fire control/radarman Janet. housekeeping Kim. medic All right, let's Think about this before diving in. On the plus side, I'm a decent plumber and electrician. I know my way around a diesel engine. I've got enough cash to get it done without trying for a loan. I don't get seasick. A ship has great security--it's hard to sneak up on a ship. On the minus side, I don't have a captain's ticket and hiring anyone to...

Playing DoctorChapter 7 Tiger burning bright

We dried off and gathered our clothes in a euphoric cloud. I kept sneaking peeks at Keven and I caught him eyeing me with a goofy grin on more than one occasion. Brazenly, I walked back to the house with my clothes in hand and a towel across my shoulders. Keven was a gentleman and walked beside me, rather than behind me. For the first time in my life, I was actually disappointed that I wasn't being ogled. The conversation between us was almost non-existent on a verbal level, but the body...

An Unsettled CalmChapter 24

Sarah finally managed to get some sleep. We both woke up early in the morning, the gee who owned the old drum had a stocked refrigerator, a coffee pot and a stove so Sarah cooked them all a big breakfast. She cooked enough for four people which included Paul, the owner of the speakeasy, Roxy his flame, myself and Sarah. Paul was a good friend of mine so I gave him the low down on everything. He was sympathetic to our problems, but the coppers were putting the screws to everyone and we...

Good Medicine Senior YearChapter 5 Bittersweet Moments

June 5, 1984, McKinley, Ohio “Do you want me to sleep at Doctor Blahnik’s house tonight?” Clarissa asked when she arrived at the dorm early on Tuesday evening so we could go to dinner. “No,” I replied. “Ice cream with Grace isn’t a date. And besides, you know the score.” “So this doesn’t end with her licking your cone?” she teased. I laughed, “No. I won’t be more than an hour or so.” “I’ll hang out with Jocelyn and Dona. I don’t want Kelly to complain I was in your room without you...

Academic Hero a Late BeginningChapter 2

Cynthia glanced at the clock and said, “He should be back in a minute or so.” Sid asked, “Well, what do you think? Will he like his caretaker?” “I wouldn’t be surprised,” Mike said. “The women of Cassandra are pretty,” Cynthia said. JJ said, “My dad has very particular requirements when it comes to women. As far as I know, he’s never gone out with the same woman twice, since mom died. He compares them all to my mother and they all fall short.” Sid said, “I don’t know. I’ve met a lot of...

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Fluffer in TrainingChapter 2

Rachel couldn’t concentrate in school the next day. All she could think about was her new job. The money she’d be able to earn would make her life so much easier. She didn’t want to have to go home to Nebraska, a failure with her tail tucked between her legs. The possibility of being able to stay in California was too enticing to pass up. She hoped that she’d be good at the job. She was a bit of a natural worrier, and wanted to make sure she did the best she could. Being fired would be worse...

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When she came into his room at night, he would not think anything bad of it. Not even when she flung back the sheets on his bed, lay beside him and snuggled up to his back. They had done that a million times as children, and even as teenagers. She was still a teenager, wasnâ€™t she? Looking for comfort, for sure. They had forged the old bond of trust anew, and everything was as it was back then, wasnâ€™t it? July, 1996 As Sam was banging away on the piano, Alice had locked herself up in her room,...

Re Creation of the Gods Part 3

When a new day starts, they say it brings exciting adventures and new beginnings to ones person. In the case of James, the beginnings started two days ago. He wasn’t readying himself for new beginnings, but for the extension of what could only be described in his mind and body as nirvana. Surely the gods above were shining on him, and he was pleased, very pleased. Driving to his first official date in a long time, James could only reflect on the past two days adventures. How perfect were they...

My Best Buds In College

I’m a bit of a “tom-boy”, I have to admit it. I like to hang out with my girlfriends, but I’d rather hang out with my guy friends. I like to be in the woods, hunting, or playing football, or simply sitting, doing nothing but drinking a beer with the guys.The girls were always talking about sex, or their boyfriends and the guys, well, they chatted about banging “so and so” but not in a lurid and perverted way. And for the most part, the guys didn’t really talk about their sexual prowess whenever...

Second Chances part 1

I walk down the street, watching life go on around me. The street vendors call out prices for goods that only the tourists will buy. A full year I've considered myself a resident here. I’ve done nothing but live here, and I was never a tourist. I was a girl who came here for a fresh start. A new adventure. No horrid past to run from. No sad story of needing a new life. Just the thrill of seeing the country. Funny how it still seems like running away. I stop and fiddle with a small, wooden toy...

Truth or Dare The Basement Sleep over

PROLOGUE.The whole room buzzed with excitement. Scutor had reserved the basement of his granddaddies for a sleepover and all the boys were going crazy. There were Bruce Wild, Sam Bear, Grizzle, Travis Collins, Sophocles and Scutor W. Stomm.Travis’s cousin Bully was the last one to arrive. He came in with a lot of noise, bragging and giving high fives all over the place. But when he spotted Sam he said: “What the f*ck?! Who did invite this stinker here?”Sam just looked at him and said: “Must’ve...

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Lauren woke to a gentle breeze that flowed into the bedroom where the aftermath of marathon sex filled the air. It didn't matter that she was thoroughly satisfied, after hours of sleep her body still showed signs of desire. The essence of her mistress, the one she called Domina, made her body ache and burn with smoldering heat. Her torso grew red, and while she blushed she realized that her mistress slept soundly beside her. She should be asleep too because her body bore the markings of a sated...

Educated by the School Nurse

My k** sister made a face, sticking her tongue out after my mother turned her back, and if Mom wasn't within earshot she would have given me one of those ha-has that annoyed the hell out of me. Cathy had good reason to gloat though, because she had managed to weasel out of something that I was getting stuck doing.That was the way it always seemed to be, since Cathy was the the baby of the family. Being the older k**, it seemed like I never got away with stuff. That was the way it was when I was...

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Discovery There can be few places as deceptive as Nether Slype. The churches are well attended and the all children say their prayers. Such presumably innocent pleasures as the fete, the sack race, and the village pantomime are milestones in its calendar. There are also summer and winter sports gatherings, though all these events, I later learned, are curiously unique to the village. There are two pubs, a school, two shops — one with a post office — a tea rooms where the old ladies...

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From my earliest recollections, I always felt an attraction to both men and women. When I finally became sexually active after I turned sixteen, I also had sex with both genders. I did not have a definite preference and always felt that the homophobic aversions that my buddies exhibited, were extremely narrow-minded.I, of course, kept my bisexuality a secret for obvious reasons, but never joined in with the slurs that abounded regarding gay men. All gossip and derision I heard, I simply...

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“So, first of all, how does everyone feel right now? It seems that this family has a lot of secrets and it’s high time that we let them go. We should all be honest and open with each other as we should have been all along. Here’s my start. My name is Kimberly Louise Gibler, but everyone calls me Kimmy, and I’m ... in love with DJ Tanner. My best friend. My lifelong best friend. I’m far more in love with her than I could have ever guessed. “I’m also in love with Fernando, my fiance who is...

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She divorced 3 years ago and has been living in a shared flat since then. Her ex-husband was amicable during the divorce and they split everything 50/50. After 20 years of marriage they had just drifted apart. They agreed to sell their house and they shared the money from the sale as well. Rather than buying a smaller place, Paula found it easier to keep the money in savings and rent using her salary. Paula had a good job in IT and could often be sent to other cities to work for short...

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Mom s Stroll Through the Dungeon

I’d been building a dungeon in my house for my new girlfriend, being that she was leading me down the decadent path of a little light BDSM now and again. Nothing heavy or brutal, just some fun bondage here, a little spanking there, and a lot of hot, steamy sex everywhere.The tricky part was hiding our little den of debauchery from my eighty-five-year-old mother who was a full-time resident in my home. Fortunately, my aunt took pity on me and would take my mother every other weekend. Also,...

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Doggy Styles 4 Breeding Duke

Summary - Duke has a date. Previous Chapter Summary - Claire had a date and discovered her one, true love. Note - This is a work of fiction, make-believe and fantasy. It is not based on real people or actual events. You must be 18 or over to read these stories. The author does not condone any sexual activity involving animals or sexual activity among persons under 18 in real life. It is OK to have fantasies, but turning a fantasy into reality can ruin your life. Don't ruin your, or other...

The Chair

Introduction: His mom and memories gone, an aunt comes to his aid. Authors note: Im calling this my two year anniversary story. Its mostly aunt/nephew, with mom/son mixed in. The Chair Chapter 1 Sharon and Nikki stumbled into Sharons front door. It was one in the morning. Both women were laughing, holding one another, assisting each other to Sharons couch, landing on it in a drunken stupor. The two friends enjoyed a night out, celebrating Nikkis last day on her job with dinner and drinks....

My beginning and pathway to group sex Part 9

Continuing story. Please read Parts 1 – 8 first to understand where I am in my development. My ‘at school’ boy responded to my challenge of finding somewhere better by inviting me to his house the next day. Both his parents and his older sister worked, so we had a couple of clear hours after school to be alone. He told me during the day that we could go to his house, and I was on edge all afternoon in anticipation. I knew what I wanted to try. Later, at his house, we went to a...

The Things We Do at Home part 5 and final

An original true story by starrynight. "You're up late today." Laura said to her son as he walked into the kitchen looking sleepy. It was early afternoon, and he only just came down for his late breakfast. "What were you doing up all night?" she asked. "Nothing," Chris said blushing, "you know, just playing video games with friends." He said, trying to keep cool. "I hope you didn’t make a lot of noise and keep your sister up." Laura said. "No, Jessica was okay with it." Chris...

Zombie Wife and Officer Midnight

People talk about their lives being complicated. It’s a fact, everyone’s is! But the issues I seem to deal with, are more the incredibly, bizarre situations that arise, from said complications. A while back, I was laid off from my high paying job, of eight years. At the time, I figure I’d take a couple weeks of ‘Me Time’, then, find a new job. Well, seemingly out of nowhere, the economy decided to downturn, so POOF! No jobs! On a different note, it seems my wife of 3 years, Daria, had fallen...

Josie and Anna

There is nothing worse than being drunk at a party where everybody has hooked up with somebody. Anna and Josie were roommates, and both had struck out. They were walking around the party seeing if anybody was available to flirt with.They went to a frat party that was fun but either most of the people were dating or other people just wanted to fuck anybody they met. Anna was not reserved but she was not a slut either. Josie was bisexual and was flirting with a girl in the beginning of the...

Agatha Allbut The Bimbo Squad Ch 03 Fucking and Fighting

This is a long story, containing 10 chapters, a prologue, and an epilogue. All chapters have been submitted and should be posted within a few days of each other. The idea for this story came from a story idea forum. Thank you janetsexy77! Warning: This story contains ENF, CMNF, CFNF, exhibitionism, voyeurism, and vanilla sex. If this is not your kind of smut, please find another story. 8========D Aggie could feel herself turning red. Here she was, naked in bed with a guy, still covered in...

The List Ch 04

Family Oriented It was 6:00 am and Carrie could not sleep. The room felt incredibly empty since Courtney had been the one to leave last night. No one was more surprised than Carrie herself when at the first of three ring rituals, Courtney had been the only one left without a emerald ring. The shock on her face was matched by the shock on the others’ faces, but Hunter was especially stricken. Hunter had cried all evening and Carrie spent the better part of the night consoling her. When Carrie...

Doggie Styles 2 Pleasing Duke

Chapter Summary – Young Claire learns teasing Duke has unintended consequences. Previous Chapter - Claire Davis discovers a new way to have some sexy, teasing fun. Note - This is a work of fiction, make-believe and fantasy. It is not based on real people or actual events. You must be 18 or over to read these stories. The author does not condone any sexual activity involving animals or sexual activity among persons under 18 in real life. It is OK to have fantasies, but turning a fantasy into...

A Visit to a Fan Ch 08

Shrimp scampi. Field greens salad. Beef tenderloin soup. Rack of lamb. And now … ‘My specialty. Black Velvet Cheesecake.’ She set the dark chocolate slice of cake in front of him, then drizzled a white chocolate sauce around it, then sprinkled a handful of chopped hazelnuts over it. ‘Enjoy.’ The first bite was astonishing. The mixture of milk and bittersweet chocolate slid over his tongue, the white chocolate sauce winding around and joining perfectly. The roasted hazelnuts added a perfect...

While She s Away Part 1

I analyzed my writing as I typed, deciding to take a break as I pondered about my life at home, looking over at the picture frame of a family photoshoot that was taken about 10 years ago with my son by my side as I held my wife with an arm around her waist, my daughter off to right a distance always from her mom holding up a peace sign, her tongue sticking out making cross-eyes in a goofy manner. Every time I looked over at the photo I would grin and smile at her mannerism that she displayed...

A Visit to a Fan Ch 12

After another plate of pot pie and a glass of wine, Gale felt as if he’d won the lottery. This had all been such a risk. What if she would have been a nut case? What if he’d been wrong about the feelings he’d had when he read her works? He set the plate in the sink and took his glass into the living room, joining her on the couch. It made his heart flutter when she crawled over to him, putting her arms around him and giving him a hug. ‘What are we watching?’ ‘Oddly enough, Particles of...

Atta Girl

‘What was I doing, again?’ I’d just come out of our home office. I’d gone in there to do . . . something? But what? Mike, my husband, was on our couch, reading. ‘Huh?’ ‘Why did I go into our office? I can’t remember.’ He sat up. ‘Oh. Right. Yeah, to tell me whether the program on my laptop was done installing.’ ‘Right. Sorry.’ I went back into our office. I was irked. Today was supposed to be about us. We’d been fighting so much lately. Lori, he would say. You’re spending too much...

Bimbo Stories Miss Jameson

*This is one of my bimbo stories inspired by CrystalWynd’s distinctive collection. Like him, I’m choosing to set all my bimbo stories in a fictional town. Mine is an island I’ve named Vaunt Isle. Other than that connection, every bimbo story is a standalone. They are predictable stroke stories usually in the first person. They are also extremely unrealistic in countless ways. You have been warned, so please to enjoy!* ‘Any more questions?’ I asked without really asking. I made it extremely...

Hypno Tryst Ch 03

This is the 3rd chapter of a story between an inevitable encounter between Russ Comer, a free-lance author and technical writer, and his next door neighbor Linda. To fully appreciate the flow of this story, I recommend reading the 1st two Chapters of ‘Hypno-Tryst.’ As always, I take full blame for all errors and omissions in it’s content… * Since I’d been entranced (literally) by my next door neighbor for the past couple of weeks, against my will, I’d been trying to put together a plan to...

An Accidental Love God Ch 04

Chapter 4: Learning the Power The pheromones that give me my power as an incubus are secreted through my sweat. In an office this is not a big deal, as writing computer programs is hardly strenuous. Skiing however presents a problem. Technical ski clothing like long underwear absorbs sweat to wick the moisture away from your body. While the moisture evaporates, the stuff that makes one smell, like incubus pheromones, stays behind. Before I got my power I would just stink and women would avoid...

Morgan s Misadventures My first boyfriend

November 3, 2008 “psssst! don’t stare people will see” Mary-Lou swatted at my shoulder whispering quietly. I looked over and saw her wearing a devilish grin on her face. I responded with a stern look and snapped my attention back to what I was staring at. She knew, he probably knew, maybe they all knew, who knows. The only thing I knew is I was looking at the back of Sean’s head, a guy I recently took interest in. Sean and I had known each other since middle school, like most of our high...

A Meeting of Minds

I’m sitting in my car, nursing a super-size diet soda and eating carrot sticks when I see her walk out of the main entrance of the mall. She’s in the dappled shadows of the fancy lattice portico for the first thirty feet or so, delaying my efforts to evaluate her suitability. As last she breaks out into the late morning sunlight of this cloudless July Saturday. Decades of serious girl watching allow me to size her up quickly through the heavily tinted windows of my nondescript sedan. She’s the...

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by Vincent Part 1 Yufuin has a special place in Reina’s heart. It is where she spent her honeymoon, not her real honeymoon, that was Italy, but the Italian trip was so busy with sightseeing and shopping and eating everything in sight, by the time they returned to their hotel room each night she and Brad were too exhausted for any real sexual intimacy, definitely not the type of sex that brings a couple deeper erotic synergy. That all happened the following month when they stayed for two...

Future Perfect Chapter One

As I was leaving the computer store, my dog, Biscuit, became nervous. Biscuit wasn't the Alpha in my pack, but he was my buddy. He usually came with me when I left the house, and he slept at the foot of my bed.I could tell he was listening to something, so I was cautious as I approached the door. I looked outside but saw nothing. I unsnapped the holster of my .357 Magnum and rested my hand on the butt of the gun. Biscuit woofed quietly, his head tilted to one side. He wasn't scared, just...

There and Back Again Ch 33 34

Chapter Thirty-Three: Rejection and Acceptance When I woke, I was in Alistair’s tent. For the second time. I mostly could tell it was his tent on account of the fact that he was lying in it, right beside me. There’s not a lot of room in a bedroll, really, so I was plastered to his side while he was on his back, arms up and hands behind his head. He jumped like he’d been shot when I opened my eyes, and I sat up and scrambled away from him. My skin felt like it was burning again where it had...

My daughter was finally returned

My name is Jason Smith and I am a recovering addict, a terrible father, and the worst person I know. When I was 18 years old I had a variety of problems. I didn’t have any structure in life and I was a rebellious little shit. I was a dropout who peddled a little dope on the streets of KCMO. I had no future and looking back I think I knew where my life was headed. I met a skanky little lady named Trish that I thought at the time I was in love with. She was kind of hot and freaky in bed. We...

Tina and the Stuffed Pussy Chapter 10 Dirty Dentist

Eddied looked at Silvia incredulously. “Healthcare?! This isn't a 9-5 job, we don't provide healthcare!” Silvia looked back at Eddie, a picture of patience. “You need to protect your investment. Tina is making you a fortune but if we aren't careful she'll get an infection or worse. And it wouldn't hurt to let her get the girly treatment every now and again. You boys don't put much credence into hair and skin treatments but let me tell you, it makes a difference and men notice...

Dear Diary 3 27 2020

Oh wow, so I see it's been almost 3 and a half years since I last sat down to write one of these. Yeesh. Now I have to write from memory, as best I can. My life has changed a lot since I was an undergrad, back then. Let me try and remember how things went... I remember the first time Bean and I made love. Well, for him it was making love. For me, it was kind of kinky because of his age, and more "making lust," than love. Up until that time I'd only been with two men, my entire...

Beverly Hills 9021 OH

Greetings, pervs, and pervettes. I'm Beth, a twenty-six-year-old, who's wandering aimlessly since graduating from UCLA with a degree in Italian Renaissance Literature. With such a practical degree I knew opportunity would soon come banging on my door replacing the student loan vampires currently camped at my Westwood double-wide.Broke and desperate, my nerves were as frayed as the jeans I've worn during my seven years of college. My baloney and generic hot dog diet were as tasteless as an...

Chapter 6 The Beach Show

Leila ate some breakfast and whizzed up a protein shake. She smiled to herself at the thought she’d gotten an awful lot of Jem’s ‘protein shake’ the previous day; her recently de-virginized ass was still tingling and so she went back into the shower room and hunted out Fallon’s pot of salve. As she unscrewed the top the aroma of lavender and aloes filled the bathroom. Dipping her finger in she pulled out a good sized dollop and squatted on the floor inserting her finger into her rosebud. She...

The Daring Naughty Sleepover 5

Summary – The two young girls continue their naughty sleepover; teasing boys and putting on a dirty nighttime show for their neighbor. Previous Chapter Summary – Cindy and Stacy return from the mall and relax by the pool, to Mr. Wilson’s delight. Note – This is a work of fiction, make-believe and sexual fantasy. It is not based on real people or actual events. You must be 18 or over to read these stories. The author does not condone any sexual activity among persons under 18 in real life. It...

Taking It To The Streets Chapter 4

"William, honey, you're amazing. I mean most men would have cum two or three times by now!" she said as they lay together following her second tremendous orgasm of the night."Well, I just like to make sure my partner has as much fun as I do," he said. Ruth giggled, "Yeah, but baby, you are paying for me...you should get yours too sometime tonight!" she replied."Oh, I will, I'm sure. I'm not worried about it, I'm having fun with you just like this!" he said, smiling."I am too,...

Another Wintry Night 2020

By Jax_Teller Buffalo New York was known for its winters and it was often said by locals in the middle of heavy snow that they were going to get a break from the snow by going to Alaska. More often than not, the weather was better in Anchorage Alaska than Buffalo New. The city of Buffalo was an early era industrial-age town built around the production of steel and auto parts. The location of the Lakes and maneuverable waterways made it perfect for the task. In that time in history function...

A Spider s Web Ch 06

The characters in this story are property of Marvel comics. I have used them in honor of the comic series and admiration for the characters. This story is original and is in no way tied to any of the canons of the Marvel Universe (to save myself the grief of working with time lines). This story contains adult material of a sexual nature. If it is illegal for you to view such material, turn back now. This work is copyrighted to the author. Do not post this on any other site or use it for...

Growing Up Chapter 7

"Yes sister" I have to get over to her apartment to service her. Tough work! One finger then two fingers inside her. Licking the clit and a third finger, up in deep, going for the g-spot. Fingers out, licking the clit and the slit and dipping down to tongue her asshole. Lubing up her pucker with cunt juice and then probing with a finger. Two fingers in her cunt and one pinky in her booty and vigorous work with the tongue on her clitty. She finally takes her shirt and bra off for me and I...

The Final Encounter

Authors Note: I placed this in Non Erotic because the story does NOT revolve around sex. However, there are R Rated elements, so beware. ************************ “So, what do you want to do?” asked Jessica as she swatted a bug away from her face. “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” Anna replied. “Jeez, Anna- make up your mind! Well, we’re almost to the lake now – so, I guess we’ll just change and go for a swim. How does that sound?” “Sure. That’s just peachy.” Anna replied, joining...

Budding Temptations pt II

We pulled into the driveway and Ani jumped out before I could even put the car in park. “Umm alright then. See ya!” Hoping she heard me. I wonder what’s suddenly wrong with her? Maybe her and Lindsey were having friend issues and had to talk it out, but she seemed fine up until we left the store. An image of her staring at the magazine rack flashed again in my head. Was she embarrassed that I caught her staring at the half-naked guys? Or was she traumatized that she had just seen her...

The List Ch 02

The List Ch. 2 ‘Brains’ Hey thanks to those of you who took the time to read the first chapter (even that guy who said i wasted his time because there was no sex! that gave me a good giggle!I did put this story in the non-erotic section, didn’t I?)Here is the continuing story, and again, any feedback that you give is wonderful. I hope you like this chapter as well. Carrie sat in her room and enjoyed the peace and quiet that was hers alone for a few minutes. She smiled and chuckled as she...

Zoe Parker Ch 02

Ch. 2 – The Addiction The large rain drops splashed off of the top of the deep brown casket. The irony of a rainy day funeral was lost on Zoe Parker as she stared at the wooden box that held her deceased mother. Zoe observed the twenty or so people who decided to attend the burial ceremony. The small crowd creating a semi circle around the casket consisted of mostly people from her neighborhood smattered with a few of her mother’s old friends. All of them had known Sandra Parker during the...

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Chapter 1 Death. Broken bodies litter the city streets. What is the meaning of all this killing? Freedom, stupidity? Maybe both, but only time will tell. I scanned my surroundings from my secure spot in the corner. My breath hitched when I caught site of a person trying to crawl out of the carnage that made up the street. I pulled the laces tighter on my thick leather combat boots and pushed up my sleeves, I needed the utmost comfort while still being protected from the harsh elements. My...

An Encounter at the Ticket Counter

Inspired by ‘A Small Case of Overkill’ by Sara H * Katrina stood behind the ticket counter, tired from a long day of work, counting down the minutes until her weekend began. She idly typed in a few keystrokes to prepare for the next customer, and looked up at the line of people snaking their way toward the clerks. That’s when Katrina saw her. Standing in line, behind a couple of other customers was a blonde bimbo dressed in an outfit so skanky, Katrina thought, it would make a Brazilian...

If You Leave

The ringing of the cell phone cut insistently through the fog in Charlotte’s mind, refusing to let her sink back down into her relaxed, dreamy trance. ‘Yes, hello,’ someone said irritably as they finally answered it. Wait…trance? She cracked an eyelid open just a little, the act seeming to take a lot more effort than she’d expected. When did she go into a trance? ‘Yeah, I really can’t talk now,’ the man said as Charlotte tried to focus on him through eyes that were used to wearing glasses. She...

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I am the mighty Cernunnos, nature god of the old world. I am the lord of all male animals, fertility, and procreation. There was a time when you humans revered me. Then, you decided to worship false gods that you invented. You worship material possessions and worse more, you worship gods like the Christian one. Your kind has forgotten me, but I will be ignored no longer! I intend to remind you of my existence by resurrecting one of the old world’s most sacred traditions. However, I am not...

TRC Oni and the Farmer Ch 4

Ikuno and Kal watched as the Knights made their way back towards the village. While Kal wouldn’t exactly call them friends, they didn’t quite fit into the enemy category either. Feeling that his chances of ever seeing any of them again were slim he put it out of his mind. Looking up at Ikuno he saw that she was studying him intently. “Is something wrong?” he asked. Ikuno was thoughtful as she studied him. “No, nothing is wrong. At least not yet.” “Not yet? That sounds ominous.” “Nothing to...

Piper

Mom and dad weren’t home so maybe she felt safe fucking Clyde, but she didn’t realize I might skip the after-school basketball game and come home early. The door wasn’t clicked shut, it was standing open a couple of inches, just enough to peer into. I put my eye to the crack but couldn’t see the bed; what I could see was their reflections in the mirror atop her bureau. Clyde was standing at the side of the bed, his pants around his ankles, pounding the shit out of Piper who was on her back,...

What Now

I sat up nursing beers and sighing at the streetlights until five. It had never really occurred to me why they referred to the latest hours, before dawn, as the ‘watches of the night’ until then. But what else had I done, but watch the night for signs of the enemy, Hope? Vigilant as any soldier, I crushed every ray of hope until my mind hurt like the fists of a gloveless boxer. Allowing myself hope, after that much beer and that much emotion would just be setting myself up for a bigger fall...

Sins of the Father Chapter 2

(C) Mojavejoe All Characters are eighteen 18 years of age or older Sunday Night “Honey?” my wife, Blaire, called out to me. “You coming to bed or staying downstairs?” “I’ll be up in a few minutes, hon. Gotta do the Oreo thing with Ash.” The last season of Game Of Thrones was in full swing, and the Oreo cookie company decided to issue a special batch of Oreos stamped with various factions, and they were served in a very cool package. Of course, we had to buy several packages. So after...

Braining Ch 01

Brian develops his paranormal ability and chases the girl (Author’s notes: This is a work of fiction. In this fantasy, nobody is worried about STDs. In real life, all non-monogamous sex should be practiced using accepted safe-sex precautions. All persons involved in sexual activity are 18 years of age or older. This is a continuous story in multiple parts. It will only make sense if you read the chapters in order. The main character in this story has paranormal capabilities, for which he...

Compromised

Once Upon a Time… Wednesday This was turning into a disaster. Megan squirmed in her seat. ‘I’m a guy, you know? I like head, and Megan hasn’t been willing to go down on me since our honeymoon. When we were dating, she was this champion fellatrix — then I put a ring on her finger, and it’s bye-bye oral!’ Megan teetered between shame and anger, then decided she could choose both. She stopped hiding her face and glared at him, her cheeks crimson with mortification. How dare he? She opened her...

A Striking Resemblance

>,>, Inspired once more by the art of DeTomasso … This time, bouncing off from the fact he and others have done some many different versions of the character. 1. It was never established as an official thing, and it hadn’t ended on very good terms, but for a few months Margie Bannon had been a sort of apprentice of Lara Croft, assisting her on a couple of expeditions. And during that period she had got very good at mimicking Lara’s style. At first it was just a silly joke between them. A...

Geisha

Jilly was a bleach-blonde, bubble-headed bimbo. A lot of my girls could barely stand to have her around, but there were a couple of clients who wanted to fuck the dumbest chick possible– presumably the ones who would feel threatened by a girl with a brain. I usually send Tammy, who fakes idiocy well, but there’s something to be said for a natural talent, and one guy in particular favored Jilly nearly exclusively and very frequently. After he was arrested (on completely unrelated charges, I...

Sins of the Father Chapter 1

(C) by Mojavejoe420 WARNING: CONTAINS INCEST. If you don't like incest stories, you can move along without downvoting. Thank you! NOTICE: All characters mentioned or referred to are 18 years of age or older. Saturday Morning From my seat on the couch, I watched Ashley come bounding down the stair steps, making enough noise to rouse the dead. I didn’t think a hundred pound girl could make that much noise. Her older and bigger brothers on the football team were lighter on their feet than...

Caitlyn s Treatment Ch 09

Comments appreciated. Caitlyn on the Block ‘This young cunt…’ Jevon put his hand atop my head then snaked a finger under my chin to raise it so they could all see my face. I know I was blushing but that might not have been bad – sometimes men like that. He paused to smile out at the crowd and laugh with them. He began again. ‘This young cunt…well, what can I tell you brothers? She really is a young cunt.’ He released my chin and let my face turn back towards the stage floor. ‘Turned 18 just...

Archaeology Research Yields Ch 01

Chapter 1: The Tome is found I was doing my internship for archaeology on a couple of islands on the Pacific rim. While it wasn’t the most glorious or lucrative of career choices, it was something that I did get simple pleasure of. Finding artifacts and piecing together the lives of people many generations past did interest me and give me satisfaction. It would also afford me the ability to travel the world and see many things most people would only dream of seeing in one lifetime, such as the...

The Chauffeur 61 A Shooting

By PABLO DIABLO Copyright 2019 CHAPTER 1 It had been several weeks since we have heard of the Russian guys as well as Horowitz and his band of criminals. However, Dakota kept a log in her journal of any issues, even if they were not confirmed. She still didn’t trust that the Russians had been foiled and she certainly didn’t think that Horowitz group was out of business. As the morning rolled in, so did a thunderstorm. Not a lot of wind, but plenty of rain, lightning, and thunder. I really...

Brothers Do Love Sisters Part 2 1

Friday evening, we decided we would go to town and see what was going on. We didn’t expect too much as our little town wasn’t like the big city, but we thought we would check it out. We went to the little bar where we all hung out when we got out of school and we had a few drinks. We saw a few people we knew but it seemed like everyone our age was ether married or in a serious relationship. About midnight we decided we had had enough excitement and headed for home. On the ride home Jenn was...

Stone Butch

Another purple sunrise, I’ve seen too many to count. I used to think that this time of the morning held magic. The way the sun momentarily stays hidden behind the horizon, sending up her rays in a lavender ombre canopy bidding the stars to rest. Like the details of a finished canvas. Now, the brilliance is mostly a reminder of a fast-paced lifestyle that is probably unsustainable. Probably.As the colors filter in through unshaded windows, the ambient light silhouettes the naked femme lying next...

Divinity

It was right there, up on the stage with the right Reverend Mitchell Charlie that I finally became aware of his true power. Whether he was actually a man of God I really couldn’t say, but working for him week after week I saw the mesmerizing power he held over his flock, especially the women. Each day he would invite the multitudes to join us up on the stage where he would say a private prayer with each of them. Since I was in charge of escorting the people from the line up to meet the...

Teacher s Pet

It was the first day of a new semester, and I was already late to my first class. Thankfully, it was a lecture-style class so with any luck I’d be able to sneak into the lecture hall and quietly sit down in the back with no one the wiser. Even if I was noticed for being tardy, it wasn’t uncommon on the first day, I’m sure I’d get a pass. I jogged up to the big wooden door to my class and took a second to catch my breath before slowly opening the door and letting myself in. The professor was...

Countermove Ch 10

Summary so far: Day 1: Onyx vs. Tyger- Onyx loses for the first time ever and pays the price. Day 2: Onyx vs. Jewel- Onyx defeats Jewel to stay alive in the tournament but realizes she is slowly changing into a bimbo. Day 3: Onyx vs. Chaos- Onyx defeats Chaos to make it to the final 4 but discovers she has been set up. Interlude: Onyx travels to Darkview to investigate Tyger. Interlude- part 2: Onyx learns more about Tyger while coming to terms with being pierced and tattooed. Interlude-...

Alan Ch 20

Chapter 20: Resurrecting Jack (part 1) As the spring semester’s end approached Alan was as busy as he had ever been. Between preparing end of term papers, studying for final exams, his regular meetings in midtown with Wilkins and the others, the birth of Megan’s baby (Marshall Philip Kelly (‘Phil’), 7 pounds even), and his daily readings of the complete files and notes of Jean-Pierre Massimo, left him little time for leisure. To make matters worse, for some unknown reason he was losing his...

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