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It was another warm spring Saturday and school had just let out for the year for most, but for me, it had just let out permanently. I had just graduated high school and hadn’t decided what was next in my future. There was college, although I had never excelled in the studying department. There was finding a job, but I guess I wasn’t that motivated to actually start my adult life off bagging groceries or flipping hamburgers. There was always the military, but I guess I worked hard to...

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It had been a long winter which began during Christmas break when I had been stranded up at the mountain cabin with my younger sister for a weekend. It had snowed us in all by ourselves and we had the greatest time discovering each other to the fullest. But the winter weather hadn’t really let up and as spring was here finally, we were still enduring very strange weather. I was just thinking about Squirt, my nickname for my little sis, when low and behold, my cell rang and it was her. ...

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The Witness By Sheila Anne Morgan 1 Richard Marks had followed his father into the family business, the Mob. His father had been killed several years ago. Now the FBI had enough on him to send him away for a long time. "Listen, Punk, as I see it you've got two choices. Either you cooperate with us and we put you in the witness protection program or we put you on trial and you go...

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A bright sunny day I had awoken to. I could hardly sleep a wink. Only one more day until my eighteenth birthday.My mom and my friends have planned a big celebration for me. They invited all my friends from school and my boyfriend. My great grandmother was even coming, and I have not seen her since I was around ten years old. In a few months, I will be off to college, so this may be the last time I see all my friends together.My boyfriend William was taking me to lunch today, knowing about the...

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The Salem Witches By Teddie S My name is Sybil, and it was in late September 1693 in Salem Massachusetts and I, as well as others were on trial for being witches. These trials found innocent people guilty and sentenced them to death in horrible ways. Bridget Bishop was the first and she was hanged. Giles Corey was pressed to death for refusing to stand trial. During this witch hunt approximately 20 people were executed. The four real witches of Salem, myself, Ann, Mary, and...

It Must Be Witchcraft

AUTHOR’S NOTE I often receive requests for stories but I also have a naysayer or two who accuse me of writing my own requests. For this story I have included the request from a fan named Stewart who sent me the e-mail below. I took his story line and embellished the story quite a bit. As I was writing it I found that I could write about this step-mother extensively. The story got very long so I went back and organized it in to chapters. I hope the readers enjoy it and thank you Stewart for...

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Geralt of Rivia rode his way through the winding cobblestone streets of Novigrad, a free city within the Kingdom of Redania. Becoming a Witcher meant going through a series of tests, back at the Witcher fortress of Kaer Morhen, which few ever survive. Every single person put through the trials is only a child, so that if they pass the tests, their body is able to adapt to the mutations needed for them to become Witcher's. Not everyone survives these mutations, and everyone comes out different...

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This tale is pure fiction. The characters are based on real people, but the rest is total bunkum, but harmless bunkum that helped turn me on when younger and may inspire younger readers as well. Just after asking my wife to marry me one evening when we were on our own she said to me that before she could marry me there was a confession she had to make and that if I waited a few minutes all would be revealed. As I waited in the lounge if her parent ,s house in east London I wondered what secret...

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This is yet another story about my ex girlfriend who was the most sexual person I ever met. We met on Compuserve in the early 90's and immediately began a very flirtatious online affair.She dared me to fly out to Kentucky to fuck her and I took her up on her dare (offer). Seeing as I attend professional seminars all over the country it was easy to make an excuse to get away for a weekend. As usual my flight out of Newark airport was delayed leaving so naturally I was late getting to Kentucky....

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Es war so damals als ich um die 19 Jahre alt war. Ich war noch in der Ausbildung. Das hieß immer früh aufstehen und arbeiten. Dafür hatte ich häufiger denn Nachmittag frei. Da mein Gehalt auch so toll war half ich bei einer unseren Nachbarinnen aus. Sie hatten vor kurzem ihren Mann verloren und das große Haus mit Garten war viel zu viel für sie. Sie war noch gar nicht so alt, hatte es aber schon geschafft mit ihren ca. 55 Jahren in Rente zu sein. Mit der Witwenrente ihres Mannes konnte sie wohl...

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The Ol' Switcheroo by Shelly O'Kelly Harry met his friend Bob outside of the restaurant/bar they went to when they had dug up dates. It was a cut above the place they drank themselves silly at, but that wasn't saying much. Bob was looking preppie, or yuppie, but no matter what the term was at the time, he was looking it. Clean cut, and clean smelling. Harry was in his sports jacket with his "Take me, honey, I'm yours!" t-shirt on underneath. "Well?" Harry was saying,...

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Society of Switchers By Jennifer Allison My sixteenth birthday is tomorrow. My birthday wish is for my body to decide what sexual direction it wants to go in. You see I have been having severe sexual problems since I reached my teenage years: 1- I have never had a hard on in my life. 2- No wet dreams. 3- Looking at naked women doesn't excite me. 4- I get no excitement in the boy's shower. 5- Girls don't excite me. This problem seems to run the family. My...

Second Parable of the Lezwitch

SECOND PARABLE OF THE LEZWITCH. BY CASSANDRA ANACONDA MORRISON The Lez Witch and her friend the Astonishing Stephanie were walking through a wooded area somewhere near Northfield, Minnesota, the exact location of which must remain a closely guarded secret lest any of my readers be moved to move there... Minnesota is NOT for everybody. It was a cold and gruesome day in early June and the wolves were noticeably unhappy, upset, and very VERY ravenous. But the L. W. and the A. S. took...

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